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* Is finding a good way to spend it *
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* Like maybe *
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* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
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* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
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* Discovering something
That doesn't exist d.
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Hey!
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D Or giving a monkey a shower *
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* Surfing tidal waves *
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* Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
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It's over here!
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D Finding a Dodo bird *
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* Painting a continent *
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* Or driving our sister insane *
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Phineas!
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D As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
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* Before school starts this fall d.
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Come on, Perry!
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D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! *
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* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! d.
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making
a title sequence!
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So you really don't know what day it is?
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I told you, it's Thursday.
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It is more than just
another Thursday, Lawrence.
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Then it must be… the day I realized
how cute you are when you're angry?
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I'm going to get my hair done.
I'll be back at two.
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Maybe you can figure it out
before I get home.
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Oh, I wonder
what all the fuss is about.
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- Ahem.
- Huh?
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June 15th.
It's your wedding anniversary!
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Oh! Egads! Wait, wait!
I can fix this!
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Gee, Candace, isn't this a lot
of fuss to make over a date?
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Are you kidding?
Anniversaries are very important.
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Take June, for example.
On the third, Jeremy spoke to me
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for the first time
back in the seventh grade.
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May sixth, he brushed up
against me in the hall.
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Oh, and April third,
that's the day he laughed so hard,
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milk came out of his nose!
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He looked so cute.
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Hey, Dad, can we help?
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Well, I'm afraid not,
unless you can perform miracles.
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- What's your budget?
- Tell me, boys,
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what would you get a special woman
on her anniversary?
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Oh, please! Asking two
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boys for romantic advice?
Now that's just pathetic.
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Don't you and Mom have
any cherished memories?
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Oh, yes!
I've got just the thing in here.
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He keeps
his treasured memories in a toolbox.
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Your mother's favorite band.
Love Händel.
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I bought us tickets
to their farewell concert.
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Oh, we were a handsome,
stylish couple back in those days.
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So which lucky couple out there
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will be caught in
our flamin' hot spotlight of love?
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I'd never so much
as held your mother's hand,
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but that night, I made my move.
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Well, don't just stand there, man.
Kiss her.
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D You snuck your way
Right into my heart d.
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Truly that was an evening
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- I will never, ever forget.
- But you did forget, didn't you?
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And Love Händel broke up years ago.
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Some things can never be recaptured.
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That's it!
I know what we're gonna do today.
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We're gonna make it
their best anniversary ever.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Ah, there you are, Agent P.
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We've learned some alarming information.
Several suspicious items have
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been purchased by
the Doofenshmirtz Corporation.
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They include
an industrial-grade air compressor,
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20 canisters of helium oxide
and 400 pounds of fireworks.
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Get right on it.
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D Perry d.
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For a moment, their ballad,
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"Snuck Your Way Into My Heart,"
snuck its way to number one
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and stayed there
for 11 consecutive minutes.
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But whatever happened to Love H ä ndel?
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The band was riding high,
but tastes were changing,
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and Love Händel found itself playing
smaller and smaller venues.
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Pressures from a dwindling
fan base caused
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infighting among the band members.
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Lines were drawn.
Then lines were crossed.
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Eventually the lines were erased,
and the piece of paper
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crumpled up and thrown away.
And Love Händel was no more.
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Years later, Love Händel's music
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continues to warm the hearts
of an appreciative public.
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Bass player Bobbi Fabulous
now runs a trendy hair salon,
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drummer Swampy works quietly
at the public library,
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and only lead singer Danny is still
a player in the music industry.
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I've seen that sign.
It's down on Main Street.
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We'll get him to sing for Mom!
Ready, team?
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Team? Oh, no, I am not getting involved
in one of your crazy schemes.
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Come on, Candace. For true love?
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Candace, you keep Mom away
from the house. We'll go get Danny.
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Oh, "Love on the Run.
Romantic solutions for every occasion."
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Hey, Dad, we're gonna throw
a rock concert in the backyard, OK?
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Yes. Well, be careful.
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Come on, Ferb.
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Oh, hey, Stacy.
I can't talk right now.
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My brothers and I are reforming
Love Händel
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for a concert in our backyard.
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Love Händel?
That's my mother's favorite band!
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Hey, Mom! Did you know.
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- Love Händel is reforming?
- Love Händel?
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Love Händel? Love Händel?
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Love Händel? Love Händel?
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D Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self Storage! d.
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Perry the Platypus.
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Quick, could you hand me
that staple gun right over there?
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Thank you.
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So what do you think?
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It's for my daughter Vanessa's birthday.
I try to throw her a party every year.
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I know we usually go about
our daily battle of good versus evil,
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but instead, could you maybe help me
set up the party for my little girl?
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Please?
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Danny's Music Shop.
Ferb, this looks like the place.
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No. No. No.
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No. No. This is a rock 'n' roll guitar
for rock 'n' roll music.
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- Whatever.
- OK, run.
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The power of rock too scary
for you. I see.
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Uh, you must be
Danny of Love Händel, right?
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Always an honor
to be recognized by my fans.
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Hey, aren't you a little young
to be fans of Love Händel?
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Yes, we are, but our parents aren't.
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Don't you think you were
a little tough on that guy?
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Oh, he'll be back…
when the spirit calls him!
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Wow, you sure are passionate
about rock 'n' roll.
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Well, it's only my life.
Sit down. I'll tell you a little story.
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D When I was a boy,
Down in South Illinois *
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* I heard a man playing blues,
Oh, what a wonderful noise *
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* He had an old guitar,
But not a dollar to his name *
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* Making music so sad,
But he was happy just the same *
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* He gave me a wink and said,
Son, let me share the news *
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* If you want a happy life,
You gotta learn to sing the blues! *
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* I asked my daddy for a guitar,
Oh, I begged and I plead *
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* I said I wanted to play the blues,
And he just nodded his head *
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* Daddy said when he was my age,
Boogie-Woogie was the thing *
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* Just take the blues, throw out your hip,
And add a little swing! *
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* Ah, music has the power,
That without it, he'd a-sworn *
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* That he'd a never met my mom
And I'd a-never been born d.
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- So, what's this?
- This is Psychedelia.
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It's where the guitar solo came from.
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- No, I mean, what's with all the colors?
- I have no idea.
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D Ha! I kept learning
All the powers my guitar had *
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* I made it go walka-walka
'Till it was so good it was bad *
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* Just make a face, and stomp that bass
You can make that rhythm bump *
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* But this is just the blues, but in a way
That makes you wanna shake your rump! *
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* I can make you clap your hands
I can make you get up and dance *
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* If you wanna shake your booty,
My friend *
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* You gotta give the funk a chance! *
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* Metal,
Pound your fist in the air! *
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* Metal,
Bang your head full of hair! *
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* It's crunchy, and it's nasty,
Full of bad attitude *
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* Your parents will think you're crazy,
Your neighbors will think you're rude *
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* Believe it or not,
It's all the blues again *
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* You just add a little fuzz
And turn your amp up to ten! *
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* Music has the power
To change your life forever *
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* Wow! d.
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Shuh!
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Thank you, thank you.
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You know, our parents fell in love
at one of your concerts.
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See? Music does change lives.
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Well, how'd you like to sing
for our parents' wedding anniversary?
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That'd be righteous, dude,
but good luck getting the other guys.
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Who can resist
the power of rock 'n' roll?
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Love Händel reunion.
Rock on, little dudes!
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The spirit
of rock 'n' roll has called out to me!
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I knew it.
That'll be 1,800 dollars.
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Oh, thank goodness you're here!
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Love On the Run
at your service, my friend.
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So, what did you forget today?
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- Anniversary.
- Oh, the big one.
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D It's your anniversary… d.
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That's your Love-O-Gram. I'll get
the rest of your stuff out of the truck.
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Oh, that was exhausting.
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Ah, I have one last surprise
for our lovely guest.
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This will be the grand finale
of Vanessa's party,
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the world's largest firecracker!
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All we need now is a victim
to be tied to the rocket
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so they'll explode up in the sky
in a grand display!
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So, here's the awkward part.
Uh…
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And when I say "awkward,"
I mean for you, not so much for me.
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So I wonder what new look
Bobbi has envisioned for me this time.
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You know, he was in my favorite band,
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- Love Händel.
- Love Händel?
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But he doesn't like anyone
to talk about it, though,
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so don't bring it up.
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Uh, I gotta take this.
How's it going?
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We got Danny. Now,
we're gonna convince Bobbi Fabulous.
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And if we can't, well,
Ferb's got a backup plan.
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Wait, Bobbi Fabulous is Mom's hairdresser.
Where are you right now?
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Walking in the front door
of Bobbi's salon. Oh.
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You doofuses! Mom's gonna see you
and wonder what you're up to!
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You gotta keep Mom distracted
while we talk to Bobbi.
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Say, Mom,
maybe we should get you
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- ready for Bobby.
- Candace, what are you doing?
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You look like
you need some conditioner!
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- Candace!
- Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
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Do you… have an appointment?
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Uh, no. We're here to see Bobby.
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You know, the bass player
from the band Love Händel.
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D I'm fabulous d.
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Fabiana, who are these little people?
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- I don't know, sir.
- You're a mess. And you…
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Feudal Europe is so last month.
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We're trying to get
Love Händel back together.
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Oh, for heaven's sake,
talk to the hand.
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Secretly I'm very lonely.
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You see, the first time my dad kissed
my mom was at a Love Händel concert,
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- and it's their anniversary…
- B to the O-R-I-N-G.
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- Not yet, Ferb.
- Anyway, you don't need me.
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I just play bass in the background.
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Nobody even remembers me.
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Are you kidding?
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D I don't need to tell you
What you already know *
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* You're the one with style,
You're the whole darn show *
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* The other guys play
Their instruments fine *
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* But next to you,
Their looks are a crime d.
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- Candace!
- Hot towel!
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D Well, they say true beauty,
It comes from within *
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* But you have to be comfortable
In your own skin *
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* So I exfoliate with this exotic cream,
Just look at me, I look like a dream! d.
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You have to admit,
he looks pretty darn good.
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- Candace, what is going on?
- Dry cycle!
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D You're the one, yes,
You're the star *
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* We need you back on bass guitar *
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* You're fabulous,
I'm fabulous! d.
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You're fabulous, I'm fabulous! *
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* You're the one we all can see,
It's all about you *
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* It's all about me! *
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* You're fabulous,
I'm fabulous! *
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* You're fabulous,
I'm fabulous! *
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* You know, no two people are
Like each other *
231
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* So don't be a lookalike
Copying another *
232
00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:14,527
* Unless, of course,
You're copying me *
233
00:11:14,778 --> 00:11:16,404
* 'Cause that gives you individuality! *
234
00:11:16,488 --> 00:11:18,490
* Nice 'do!
But back to the matter at hand *
235
00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:20,702
* So what do you say,
Are you back in the band? *
236
00:11:20,742 --> 00:11:22,494
* Well, maybe if
I can find my old leather *
237
00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:24,746
* Dude, we're getting
The band back together! *
238
00:11:28,374 --> 00:11:32,170
* You're the one who sets the bar,
The Hairdo King, the Fashion Czar *
239
00:11:32,253 --> 00:11:34,005
* You're fabulous,
I'm fabulous! *
240
00:11:34,089 --> 00:11:36,132
* You're fabulous,
Oh, I'm fabulous! *
241
00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:39,010
* You're the one we all can see,
It's all about you *
242
00:11:39,094 --> 00:11:40,094
* It's all about me! *
243
00:11:40,136 --> 00:11:41,930
* You're fabulous,
I'm fabulous! *
244
00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:44,057
* You're fabulous,
I'm fabulous! d.
245
00:11:48,228 --> 00:11:49,896
May we take that as a yes?
246
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,107
Hello? Isabella?
247
00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:53,775
Hey, Phineas. What's up?
248
00:11:53,858 --> 00:11:55,419
Guess what band's getting back together.
249
00:11:55,443 --> 00:11:56,528
- Love Händel?
- Uh,
250
00:11:56,778 --> 00:11:57,904
yeah. How'd you know?
251
00:11:57,987 --> 00:11:59,906
It was the lead story
on the five o'clock news.
252
00:11:59,989 --> 00:12:01,908
Let me guess.
You guys need a stage, right?
253
00:12:01,991 --> 00:12:04,744
- Yeah. Can you help us out?
- We're already on it.
254
00:12:07,205 --> 00:12:09,475
Who would have thought that
a drummer from a rock 'n' roll band
255
00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:13,962
would end up in a place so quiet?
Say, could it be?
256
00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:21,845
Pardon me. Would your name be Swampy,
ex-drummer for the band Love Händel?
257
00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:26,015
That, my friend, was a past life.
The name's Sherman. Why you asking?
258
00:12:26,099 --> 00:12:28,226
Because they're reforming
for one night only.
259
00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:30,437
It's a celebration
of our parents' anniversary.
260
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,439
Well, that sounds charming, boys,
261
00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:35,108
but I haven't played drums
since the accident.
262
00:12:35,483 --> 00:12:37,277
Fell asleep in a metronome factory.
263
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,071
When I awoke, I had completely lost
my sense of rhythm.
264
00:12:40,155 --> 00:12:41,906
I've been hanging out here ever since.
265
00:12:44,325 --> 00:12:46,494
D So you're saying that
You don't have rhythm *
266
00:12:46,995 --> 00:12:49,205
* But listen what you're doing
Right there *
267
00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:51,958
* With that stamp and a book
You've got a real nice hook *
268
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,960
* Sounds to me like
You've got rhythm to spare *
269
00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:56,796
* I have no idea
What you're talking about *
270
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,048
* I've got as much rhythm as that chair *
271
00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:03,928
* What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire *
272
00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:08,975
* Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read *
273
00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:11,978
* All these sweet old ladies
And this carpet from the 80's *
274
00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:14,439
* What more could a librarian need? d.
275
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:20,862
D Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm *
276
00:13:21,321 --> 00:13:25,742
* Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm *
277
00:13:26,993 --> 00:13:29,204
* You're kiddin' me, right?
Y-You're kiddin' me *
278
00:13:29,788 --> 00:13:31,708
* Don't you see what
You were doin' right then? *
279
00:13:31,956 --> 00:13:34,375
* That's a wicked groove
You were startin' to move *
280
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,461
* Mister, you've got rhythm times ten *
281
00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:39,047
* I think perhaps that
You're not listening *
282
00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:41,299
* I find it tedious to repeat *
283
00:13:41,966 --> 00:13:44,219
* It's no big crime,
I just can't keep time *
284
00:13:44,302 --> 00:13:46,262
* I'm telling you I lost the beat *
285
00:13:46,971 --> 00:13:51,810
* I don't need my face on T-shirts
Or hit a power chord guitar *
286
00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:54,229
* They were screamin' my name
I guess it's a shame *
287
00:13:54,312 --> 00:13:57,273
* But I don't need to be a rock star *
288
00:13:57,357 --> 00:14:02,028
* Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm *
289
00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:06,866
* Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm *
290
00:14:07,826 --> 00:14:10,412
* I ain't got rhythm,
Sounds like rhythm to me *
291
00:14:10,495 --> 00:14:13,039
* No, I ain't got rhythm,
Seems like they all agree *
292
00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:14,290
* Ain't got rhythm… *
293
00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:18,044
* But you're laying down
Some funky syncopation! *
294
00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:20,463
* I ain't got rhythm,
But you got that beat *
295
00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:21,741
* No, I ain't got rhythm *
296
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,317
* Look at them,
They're stomping their feet *
297
00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:25,468
* Said I ain't got rhythm
It's time for you to rock *
298
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,931
* A brand new generation
Brand new generation *
299
00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:34,060
* Gonna rock
A brand new generation *
300
00:14:34,936 --> 00:14:36,855
* Because I ain't got rhythm d.
301
00:14:39,941 --> 00:14:41,985
Would you just go join the band?
302
00:14:44,904 --> 00:14:46,489
D Ain't got rhythm, H-Hey! *
303
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,967
* Ain't got rhythm, Hey, look! *
304
00:14:47,991 --> 00:14:51,244
* Ain't got rhythm,
Ain't got rhythm d.
305
00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:54,998
Hey, I got rhythm!
306
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:57,819
No, that's not it.
307
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,770
I don't know why
you're making me do this, Candace.
308
00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:02,172
I mean, when do I ever dress
this fancy anyways?
309
00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:04,340
So how you ladies doing in here?
310
00:15:04,424 --> 00:15:06,509
- Great, but we need to keep looking.
- Ugh!
311
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:10,346
Well, we certainly have plenty
of dresses for you to try on.
312
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:13,308
- And we have plenty of time.
- Candace!
313
00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:15,185
OK, now let's see.
314
00:15:15,268 --> 00:15:18,980
"Lead the way for the lovely lady
with an elegant wave of your hand.
315
00:15:19,272 --> 00:15:22,525
For you and only you,
insert your name here…"
316
00:15:22,776 --> 00:15:23,985
Oh, thanks for the light. Hey!
317
00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:28,239
No, no, wait! No, no,
help me put it out! Do something!
318
00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:33,786
Eh.
319
00:15:34,245 --> 00:15:36,081
Well, that hardly ever happens.
320
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,418
Oh, well, so much for that.
I guess it's not a total loss. I mean,
321
00:15:40,502 --> 00:15:43,379
- this is still presentable, right?
- Eh…
322
00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:44,756
Hey, Dad, we're back.
323
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:47,175
D So I hear it's your anni… d.
324
00:15:47,258 --> 00:15:49,177
Oh, please, please, stop.
325
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,429
Nobody ever lets me finish my number.
326
00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:54,432
That's it. Call me
when my ride's here.
327
00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:57,102
- There's lasagne in the fridge.
- Thank you!
328
00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:59,979
Oh, boys, it's really hopeless.
329
00:16:00,063 --> 00:16:03,233
Fear not, Daddy-O.
We got you covered. Hit it, Ferb.
330
00:16:07,946 --> 00:16:08,988
Love Händel?
331
00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:14,786
Surprise, baby girl!
332
00:16:14,869 --> 00:16:16,788
Happy sweet 16th birthday,
333
00:16:16,871 --> 00:16:18,915
- my little Vanessa!
- Oh! Not again!
334
00:16:18,998 --> 00:16:20,935
Well, come on in, come on in.
Check the place out.
335
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:25,255
I decorated it all myself.
Well, mostly. Wait till you see this.
336
00:16:25,338 --> 00:16:27,382
- W-Wait right there.
- Please stop.
337
00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:31,094
And now, without further adieu,
the grand finale!
338
00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:34,180
What, a big firecracker?
339
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:39,102
Oh, no. Perry the Platypus tied
to a big firecracker.
340
00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:42,397
Together we will launch
our nemesis into the sky!
341
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,023
You mean your nemesis!
342
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:46,443
I took the liberty of going
through your address book
343
00:16:46,526 --> 00:16:50,989
and inviting all your little friends,
including a nice fella named Johnny.
344
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:53,950
He had hearts by his name.
I think I know what that means.
345
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:56,911
You did what?
I don't want them to see this!
346
00:16:56,995 --> 00:17:00,039
I'm a teenager.
This… this is for a little girl.
347
00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:01,916
Don't you know me at all?
348
00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:07,172
I have to admit, I never thought
I'd wear this stuff again.
349
00:17:07,255 --> 00:17:08,423
Oh, look.
350
00:17:08,506 --> 00:17:11,176
Hey, sorry, folks.
Not gonna happen.
351
00:17:11,426 --> 00:17:13,178
Dude, is that the cake from the trash?
352
00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:15,221
What?
You can't let good cake go to waste.
353
00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:19,225
- Looks like it all went to waste to me.
- Watch it, Mr. Tease and Curl.
354
00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:21,895
This is exactly the kind
of slovenly behavior
355
00:17:21,978 --> 00:17:23,354
that ruined Love Händel.
356
00:17:23,438 --> 00:17:27,484
No, it was infighting due to pressure
from a dwindling fan base.
357
00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:29,277
What are you talking about?
358
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,072
- It was in that special.
- You saw that too?
359
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,823
Did I look fat?
I thought I looked fat.
360
00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:35,241
That's it. This is ridiculous.
361
00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:36,493
- I'm out of here.
- No, wait.
362
00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:39,746
You can't go. Mom's not back.
What about your fans?
363
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,915
Phineas, I admire your optimism,
364
00:17:41,998 --> 00:17:45,794
but besides your Dad,
be honest. What fans?
365
00:17:53,384 --> 00:17:54,511
Wow.
366
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,266
She doesn't like the party.
367
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:02,268
I can't believe I failed again.
368
00:18:02,894 --> 00:18:05,313
Well, at least I can watch you explode.
369
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:08,733
Hey, that's not fair!
370
00:18:08,817 --> 00:18:11,986
Well, then have a taste of my ray gun,
Perry the Platypus!
371
00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:17,784
Take that! And that!
Help me, Vanessa!
372
00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:20,787
Stay still, you obnoxious… Ah!
373
00:18:22,747 --> 00:18:24,958
Perry the Platypus, wait.
My hand is stuck in here.
374
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,921
Hold on. Hold on.
Wait, wait, don't go anywhere.
375
00:18:28,837 --> 00:18:31,840
Sorry, Phineas, my friend,
but we gotta go on now,
376
00:18:31,923 --> 00:18:35,051
or we're gonna have
a serious fashion metal riot on our hands.
377
00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:38,805
No, no, you can't start
without Linda. Oh, what?
378
00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:42,057
Look, it's Mom!
379
00:18:42,308 --> 00:18:44,436
What are all these people doing
on our street?
380
00:18:44,936 --> 00:18:48,356
Hey! Candace.
Honey, what's going on here?
381
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,191
- Come on, Dad.
- All right, boys,
382
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:52,736
let's blow the roof off this place.
383
00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:55,905
No! It's going to blow
the roof off this place!
384
00:18:55,989 --> 00:18:58,450
One, two, three, four!
385
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,099
Linda! Linda, darling!
386
00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:25,518
D I should have known *
387
00:19:25,769 --> 00:19:29,731
* From how I felt
When we were together *
388
00:19:29,814 --> 00:19:30,899
Linda, where are you?
389
00:19:30,982 --> 00:19:35,445
D And even more when we were apart d.
390
00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:37,197
Is that Love Händel?
391
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:43,119
D You tiptoed in
And you got under my skin *
392
00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:49,209
* You snuck your way
Right into my heart d.
393
00:19:56,049 --> 00:19:57,175
Wow.
394
00:19:57,258 --> 00:20:00,345
Whoa, this is, like,
the coolest-looking party ever.
395
00:20:00,804 --> 00:20:03,515
Hey, Vanessa.
Did you do all this yourself?
396
00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:07,143
Well, actually, my Dad put it together
with some help from Perry the Platypus.
397
00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:14,317
Thank you, Perry the Platypus!
398
00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:22,450
- Did you do all this for me?
- Well, I had a little help.
399
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,330
Prepare for live feed
to screen, and wipe to source.
400
00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:34,421
D I've put up barriers
To shield my emotions *
401
00:20:34,963 --> 00:20:40,468
* A wall that you could
Never break apart *
402
00:20:41,094 --> 00:20:47,058
* But like a ninja of love
Rappelling down from above *
403
00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:51,938
* You snuck your way
Right into my heart d.
404
00:20:52,313 --> 00:20:53,398
That's my Mom.
405
00:20:54,065 --> 00:20:55,316
D Oh, yeah d.
406
00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:04,242
Well, don't just stand there.
Kiss her!
407
00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,829
Happy anniversary, darling.
408
00:21:14,919 --> 00:21:16,963
D Come on, everybody,
Let me hear ya! d.
409
00:21:22,927 --> 00:21:25,263
Hey, Vanessa, is that
your Dad up on the rocket?
410
00:21:25,472 --> 00:21:27,390
He'll be okay.
He blows up all the time.
411
00:21:28,308 --> 00:21:30,435
Well, he sure did
a cool job with this party.
412
00:21:31,853 --> 00:21:34,272
Yeah. Yeah, I guess he did.
413
00:21:35,023 --> 00:21:37,817
Thanks, Dad.
You finally got one right.
414
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:42,197
Curse you, Perry the Plat…
Wait, is that Love Händel?
415
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:52,457
Goodnight, Tri-State Area!
416
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:56,336
D If you're feeling lost down
In your soul *
417
00:21:56,419 --> 00:22:00,090
* If you need a little something
To make you feel whole *
418
00:22:00,173 --> 00:22:04,135
* Just remember who you were
When you were in control *
419
00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:07,931
* Just get together with some friends,
And play some Rock and Roll! *
420
00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:11,976
* Music makes us better
Brings us together *
421
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:15,397
* And it helps me get back
That spirit they stole! *
422
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,858
* Music makes us better
Brings us together *
423
00:22:18,942 --> 00:22:22,987
* And I owe my life to Rock and Roll! *