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<i>D There's 104 days of summer vacation</i> *

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<i>* And school comes along just to end it</i> *

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<i>* So the annual problem
For our generation</i> *

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<i>* Is finding a good way to spend it</i> *

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<i>* Like maybe…</i> *

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<i>* Building a rocket</i> *

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<i>* Or fighting a mummy</i> *

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<i>* Or climbing up The Eiffel Tower</i> *

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<i>* Discovering something</i>
t <i>hat doesn't exist</i> d.

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Hey!

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<i>D Or giving a monkey a shower</i> *

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<i>* Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots</i> *

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<i>- d Or locating Frankenstein's brain</i> d.
- It's over here!

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<i>D Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent</i> *

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<i>- d Or driving our sister insane</i> d.
- Phineas!

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<i>D As you can see, there's
A whole lot of stuff to do</i> *

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<i>* Before school</i> s <i>tarts this fall d.</i>

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Come on, Perry!

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<i>D So stick with us</i> *

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<i>* 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all</i> *

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<i>* So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb</i> *

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<i>* Are gonna do it all d.</i>

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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

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What should we do today?

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Build an underwater skate park?
Sounds pretty wicked.

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Fly with rocket-powered bat wings?
Awesome.

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Teach Perry tricks.

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He's just a platypus. He doesn't do much.

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Oh, hi, Isabella.

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Hey, Phineas,
you might wanna go check up on Baljeet.

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I was walking by his house
and heard him scream,

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<i>"Aieee! I'm doomed to be
an incompetent flunky forever."</i>

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Ever, ever, ever.

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I added the echo part.

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Sounds pretty serious.

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Baljeet? It's Phineas and Ferb.

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Why are all the lights off?

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Darkness is a shroud that hides my shame.

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Hey, buddy, why don't you tell us
what's going on?

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Because of the 17 summer-school classes
I am taking,

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I qualified for the science fair,

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so I decided to design this.

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A portal to Mars? Cool.

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No, not cool. When I showed my teacher,
he said…

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A portal to Mars. And what does it do?

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Well, without overcomplicating things,

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it's a portal to Mars.

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You step through it, and you're on Mars.

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Well, this is very <i>creative,</i>

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but unless you can build a working model,
the best I could give you is an…

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An A-minus?

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That would be the worst grade of my life.

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Why don't you just build one?

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I'm not mechanically inclined
like the two of you.

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To truly understand my predicament,

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I feel it would be best expressed
in a song.

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<i>D From the mountains of the Himalayas *</i>

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<i>* To the valleys of Kashmir *</i>

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<i>* My forefathers and their forefathers *</i>

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<i>* Knew one thing very clear *</i>

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<i>* That to be a great success in life *</i>

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<i>* You have to make the grade *</i>

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<i>* But if I cannot build a prototype *</i>

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<i>* My dreams will be pureed *</i>

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<i>* Pureed *</i>

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<i>* Pureed *</i>

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<i>* Eeeeee *</i>

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<i>* I know what we're going to do today *</i>

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<i>* Ferb and I are on the case *</i>

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<i>* We'll help you build your prototype *</i>

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<i>* You won't be a disgrace *</i>

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<i>* Good.
With your mechanical inclinations *</i>

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<i>* And my scientific expertise *</i>

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<i>* We are a team that cannot be beaten *</i>

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<i>* Wait. Something just occurred to me *</i>

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<i>* Where's Perry? *</i>

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<i>* Where's Perry? d.</i>

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Did you have him when you came over?

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<i>Oh. Agent P.</i>

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<i>It appears that Doofenshmirtz
has made some rather unusual purchases.</i>

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<i>Chicken wire, 3 metric tons
of baking soda and lederhosen.</i>

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<i>You know those leather bib-front shorts</i>

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<i>that make you look like
a walking cuckoo clock?</i>

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<i>Man, he is one sick puppy.</i>

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You're all set
for the science fair tomorrow.

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Inside, I am thanking you
a thousand times,

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even though on the outside,
I remain quite frugal.

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Wow, Baljeet, you're already set up.

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I have been here since midnight
waiting for everyone.

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I can't stop smiling.

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I have got cramps in my cheeks.

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Here, let me help you.

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There you go, buddy.

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Ah.

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Now I will just hang out

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and "be cool" till my teacher gets here.

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Uh-oh, it is happening again.

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Oh, yeah, Jeremy.
No one makes a corndog like you.

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Oh, hi, Candace.

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Nice binoculars.

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Yep. Yep, they definitely are working.

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I just bought these from my Dad

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and was just, uh… you know

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making sure that they work,
and they sure do.

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You can see really far away
or really up close.

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"Help wanted"?

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Yeah. You should apply.

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We could work together.

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You mean side by side?

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Hi there. I'm really, really motivated,

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really, really, really positive,
really, really high energy,

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and would like to apply for the job.

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Excuse me!

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I would also like to apply for the job.

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Well, ladies, I'm afraid
I only have one opening.

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How about a competition
to see who gets the job?

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Sounds like a great idea to me!

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Good luck. Ooh, too slow!
I think I'll call you Molasses.

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Molasses. Well, I think
I'll call you something

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slower than molasses, that's for sure.

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This isn't part of the competition, is it?

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Oh, Perry the Platypus,
welcome to my Truck of Doom.

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I suppose you're wondering
why I'm wearing lederhosen.

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What? I've got the legs for it.

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Huh? Huh? Huh?

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Anyway, it will all
become clear soon enough.

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Come on, Hansel, move it.

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Hey, wise guy, I'm ex…

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Oh… Oh, sorry, madam.

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Sorry. Heh-heh.

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Her voice was so masculine and growly,
I thought it was a man.

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I mean, people must call her
"sir" all the time on the phone.

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It must be so em…

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She's… standing right behind me now,
isn't she?

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Not one word, Perry the Platypus.

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Oh, great a line.

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Oh, brother, what is this,
a model of Pluto? Pwa-ha-ha!

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That planet doesn't even exist
anymore, you moron.

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Thanks for holding my spot in line,
little brother.

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What were saying about Pluto?

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Nothing. I'm-I'm sure it's a…

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I suppose you are wondering

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why I'm putting myself
through all of this.

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<i>When I was young, I entered a science fair</i>

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<i>with my very first Inator.</i>

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<i>I wasn't very clever with names yet.</i>

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<i>It was just, you know, Inator.</i>

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<i>Just as I was about
to demonstrate my invention to the judges,</i>

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<i>a kid with
a baking-soda volcano stole the show.</i>

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<i>The next year, I tried again
with my even bigger Inator.</i>

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<i>And again, my thunder was stolen
by a baking-soda volcano.</i>

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<i>I'd had enough of science.</i>

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<i>I decided to devote my life
to poetry instead.</i>

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"The movies are grey, the TV is black,

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the horses are running,
please bring me some food."

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<i>Yet curiously, I still lost
to a baking-soda volcano.</i>

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But never again! Behold!

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The world's largest baking-soda volcano!

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I mean, it's got to be
the biggest one here, right?

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It's gonna win.

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I feel confident.

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- Next!
- Oh, we're next.

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Aren't you a little old
to be entering this science fair?

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No! What makes you say that?

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I mean, look at me,
I'm wearing lederhosen.

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OK, go ahead.

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Ha-ha. See, I know what I'm doing.

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Hi, Mr. McGillicuddy!

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Well, I see you've built yourself
a prototype.

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But the question still remains…
does it work?

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- Well, I think…
- Of course it works.

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Baljeet, fire it up.

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OK, so I see the science fair.

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Take a closer look, Mr. McGillicuddy.

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Whoa, a science fair on Mars.

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Baljeet, you have just validated
my entire career as an educator.

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You get an A-plus-plus-plus.

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I'm gonna go get the judges!

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Soon, I will show them the havoc created

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when an acid and a base combine.

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But first I have to find an outlet,

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'cause a nice little laser show
that goes along with it.

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All right,
we'll take this out and put mine in.

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It's right over here.

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Baljeet, show our judges
what Mr. McGillicuddy has taught you.

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Ah. Um… just a moment.

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It takes the skilled hand
of a master professor.

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Hello? Mr. Martian?

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It's Mr. McGillicuddy.

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<i>Uno momento.</i>

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Who's up for corndogs?

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I am.

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Aha. Turn it all the way up to high.

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Yes, that should do it.

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- I wonder what's wrong with the portal?
- Oh, no matter.

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Personally, I never cared about winning.

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I just wanted a good grade!

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- Ah. Well, who's up for corndogs?
- Me!

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Girls, your first task is to dress

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these dogs with ketchup and mustard.

201
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I'll be back in a little bit
to check your work. Good luck.

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Hey, no fair! I ran out of ketchup.

203
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Oops, now I'm out of ketchup.

204
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Oops, now I'm out of mustard.

205
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Oh, look, I'm out of relish.

206
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Oh, it's gotta work. It's gotta… work!

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Oh, uhh.

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Huh?

209
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Now, just add some vinegar and… Aah!

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It just wasn't plugged in.

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There's an outlet over there.

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It's working. It's working!

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Ew, gross. I smell like… salad.

214
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Say goodbye to this pair of lederhosen.

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Hey, I'm unhurt.

216
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Yes! I am invincible!

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Wait, wait, wait…

218
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All right, so what was it
you wanted to show us?

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N-No. It was here.

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Come on, let's go find a real winner.

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But it…

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Excuse me. Am I too late to enter?

223
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Are those mechanical arms?

224
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Why, yes. I used them to make
this baking-soda volcano.

225
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A baking-soda volcano? Cool!

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First prize.

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Oh, come on.

228
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Well, seeing as how you've used

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most of my ketchup
and mustard to dress yourselves,

230
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I'm afraid neither of you get the job.

231
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Snail. I'll call you Snail. Hah!

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Ooh, you're quick.

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I can't believe you guys
built a portal to Mars

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and didn't go through it yourselves.

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Oh, we did.

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But that's another story.

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Oh, look.

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<i>D There's Perry d.</i>

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To truly understand my predicament,

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I feel it would be best expressed

241
00:12:25,765 --> 00:12:26,765
in a song.

242
00:12:33,565 --> 00:12:35,734
Let's see,
who should I call first to hang out with?

243
00:12:35,817 --> 00:12:37,485
How about Jeremy?

244
00:12:37,986 --> 00:12:40,864
<i>- Hey, huh, it's Jeremy.
- You know what to do after the…</i>

245
00:12:40,947 --> 00:12:43,074
Hey, Jeremy. It's Candace.

246
00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,994
Uh, just seeing what's going on today.

247
00:12:46,077 --> 00:12:49,497
Call me back if you want to. OK. Bye.

248
00:12:49,622 --> 00:12:51,875
Aw, man, that never gets easier.

249
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,793
Oh, well, I'll just call Stacy.

250
00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:55,962
She's probably been waiting
by the phone all morning.

251
00:12:56,463 --> 00:12:59,343
<i>You've reached Stacy's mobile.</i>
Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.

252
00:12:59,507 --> 00:13:01,676
Hey, Stace. It's Candace.
Where are you? Call me.

253
00:13:02,177 --> 00:13:03,428
Hmm, that's weird.

254
00:13:03,553 --> 00:13:04,553
Who else can I call?

255
00:13:04,804 --> 00:13:05,930
I know. Jenny.

256
00:13:06,014 --> 00:13:08,534
I haven't seen her since the boys
built a beach in the backyard.

257
00:13:08,558 --> 00:13:10,685
<i>- Hello.</i>
- Uh, Jenny, hey, it's Candy.

258
00:13:10,769 --> 00:13:13,209
<i>Leave a message, and I'll get back to you
as soon as possible.</i>

259
00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:14,438
Call me.

260
00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:16,107
Hmm, who else do I know?

261
00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:17,775
Becky, this is Candace.

262
00:13:17,817 --> 00:13:19,587
I know we haven't talked
since kindergarten, but.

263
00:13:19,611 --> 00:13:20,737
Hey, Wendy, this is Candace.

264
00:13:20,904 --> 00:13:22,590
We shared a seat on the bus
to the planetarium.

265
00:13:22,614 --> 00:13:25,575
Hello, Clarissa? This is Candace.
We played volleyball at camp.

266
00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:28,078
Jill. Nancy. Barbara. Olga. Chicago Joe?

267
00:13:28,161 --> 00:13:29,913
- Information.
- See a movie with me.

268
00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:32,457
Where is everyone?

269
00:13:32,999 --> 00:13:34,959
Are they all out having fun without me?

270
00:13:37,962 --> 00:13:40,840
So, all my friends need some time
to themselves, huh?

271
00:13:41,091 --> 00:13:43,009
Well, not without me, they're not.

272
00:13:44,761 --> 00:13:47,001
I'm looking for Jeremy, too.
I need him to work tomorrow.

273
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:50,892
Our fry guy just defected over
to Taco Teepee.

274
00:13:50,975 --> 00:13:52,811
You win this one, Cooks With Grease.

275
00:13:54,145 --> 00:13:55,939
Am I that bad to hang out with?

276
00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,484
Ooh, a text message, and it's from Stacy.

277
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:03,071
C, Y, L. B, F, F.

278
00:14:03,738 --> 00:14:04,724
What does that mean?

279
00:14:04,739 --> 00:14:09,494
Let's see, Candace,
you loser, bad friendships fail, Stacy.

280
00:14:09,828 --> 00:14:10,828
Harsh.

281
00:14:11,913 --> 00:14:14,124
Ah, feels like I don't exist anymore.

282
00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:15,874
Like I'm a nobody.

283
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,169
I wish I could go to some
cool faraway place

284
00:14:18,503 --> 00:14:19,713
and start over.

285
00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:23,717
Wait a minute.
Those are Phineas and Ferb's bikes.

286
00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:26,052
Inside, I am thanking you
a thousand times,

287
00:14:26,136 --> 00:14:28,513
even though on the outside,
I remain quite frugal.

288
00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:29,722
See ya tomorrow.

289
00:14:29,973 --> 00:14:31,141
What are you guys up to?

290
00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:34,394
We just built a teleport
to a cool faraway place.

291
00:14:34,477 --> 00:14:36,604
Well, that's all I needed to hear.

292
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,690
Candace Flynn is out. Peace.

293
00:14:40,108 --> 00:14:42,777
- Welcome to Mars.
- Mars?

294
00:14:43,945 --> 00:14:46,406
No. The portal is broken.

295
00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:48,783
Oh, now I will not get a good grade

296
00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,493
at the science fair tomorrow,

297
00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:51,577
and, uh

298
00:14:53,621 --> 00:14:55,057
there's also the issue of your sister

299
00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:57,459
stranded on a distant barren planet.

300
00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:58,960
Don't worry, we can fix it.

301
00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:01,963
Huh. Candace is probably laughing about it
as we speak.

302
00:15:02,047 --> 00:15:03,548
Phineas!

303
00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:07,677
<i>D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.</i>

304
00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:13,600
Perry the Platypus? What's up?

305
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:16,978
Oh, are you here to…?
Oh, no, no. I'm running a little behind.

306
00:15:17,062 --> 00:15:19,647
I'm still in the middle of basic plotting
and scheming.

307
00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:23,610
Plus, I can't give you my evil scheme
monologue because I write that last.

308
00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:25,528
Sorry, that's just how I roll.

309
00:15:25,612 --> 00:15:27,781
Wait. Why don't you help me?

310
00:15:27,864 --> 00:15:29,616
That way, I can finish faster,

311
00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:30,950
and you can defeat me faster.

312
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:34,829
It's win-win. Let me grab my coupons.
We'll start by shopping for some supplies.

313
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:37,999
You guys are so busted.

314
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,377
Now I truly am alone.

315
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:45,131
Hey, it's one of those Mars rovers.
I'm saved!

316
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:51,930
I can't take it anymore.

317
00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:55,767
I've been staring at red rocks
for 20 years.

318
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:59,562
That's all there is on that stupid planet!
Red rocks.

319
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,606
Face it, there's no life on Mars.

320
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:05,527
That's it, I'm shutting this place down.
Game over!

321
00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:11,032
Stupid rover.
You're not gonna ignore me, too.

322
00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:14,369
Take that,
you ugly unmanned exploratory vehicle.

323
00:16:14,452 --> 00:16:17,414
And that. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I thought.

324
00:16:18,081 --> 00:16:19,081
Huh?

325
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:21,875
What are you?

326
00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:32,095
What's going on?
What are you doing?

327
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:33,679
Put me down.

328
00:16:33,847 --> 00:16:35,473
There, I think we fixed it.

329
00:16:36,016 --> 00:16:37,642
No. That is Venus.

330
00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:40,478
And that is Earth in prehistoric time.

331
00:16:40,812 --> 00:16:43,606
Aah! Oh my…
Change it, change it, change it.

332
00:16:43,982 --> 00:16:45,608
Whoo. Hey, look,

333
00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:47,944
it is us in the future fixing the portal.

334
00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:50,530
Hello, Baljeet of the past.
Just watch us.

335
00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:51,975
That is how we learned to fix it.

336
00:16:52,073 --> 00:16:53,059
<i>Gesundheit.</i>

337
00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:54,074
Thanks.

338
00:16:55,744 --> 00:16:57,037
It worked. Cool.

339
00:16:57,412 --> 00:16:59,664
OK, give us 20 minutes to find Candace,

340
00:16:59,789 --> 00:17:00,832
then open up the portal.

341
00:17:00,915 --> 00:17:02,667
Oh, please be careful.

342
00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:04,916
I still need your help
at the science fair tomorrow.

343
00:17:05,712 --> 00:17:08,673
Hmm, something tells me Candace was here.

344
00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:11,384
Good thing you brought your tools.
I got an idea.

345
00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:14,803
Hey, what's going on?

346
00:17:16,139 --> 00:17:18,641
Oh, you're making me your ruler?

347
00:17:21,978 --> 00:17:25,690
Cool. Let's get this party started.
Crank the tunes.

348
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,568
Uh, you know, music.

349
00:17:28,777 --> 00:17:30,612
You guys don't know what music is?

350
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:32,614
Well, it's like… It's like this.

351
00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:39,953
That's it.

352
00:17:40,705 --> 00:17:41,705
You're gettin' it.

353
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:43,917
<i>D I was just a lonely girl *</i>

354
00:17:44,668 --> 00:17:46,461
<i>* Lookin' for a little fun *</i>

355
00:17:46,544 --> 00:17:48,797
<i>* Though without a friend in the world *</i>

356
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,549
<i>* I was forced to find a new one *</i>

357
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,468
<i>* Now I'm the queen of Mars *</i>

358
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,845
<i>* I was invisible on Earth *</i>

359
00:17:55,929 --> 00:17:58,723
<i>* It only took the magic portal to Mars *</i>

360
00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:00,809
<i>* To give me some self-worth *</i>

361
00:18:01,142 --> 00:18:03,144
<i>* You put a crown on my head *</i>

362
00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:05,522
<i>* And you all seemed to worship me *</i>

363
00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:07,941
<i>* Well, you don't understand
a word I've said *</i>

364
00:18:08,024 --> 00:18:10,694
<i>* Still you treat me like royalty *</i>

365
00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:12,654
<i>* 'Cause I'm the queen of Mars *</i>

366
00:18:12,737 --> 00:18:15,031
<i>* I was invisible on Earth *</i>

367
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:17,909
<i>* It only took the magic portal to Mars *</i>

368
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:20,036
<i>* To give me some self-worth d.</i>

369
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,914
Whoo-hoo.
Follow that music, Ferb.

370
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:27,085
You are much more attentive
than my friends on Earth

371
00:18:27,544 --> 00:18:29,462
and better at building statues of me.

372
00:18:29,713 --> 00:18:30,873
Come on, let's walk and talk.

373
00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:32,882
'Course, I'll do most of the talking.

374
00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:33,952
To make things easier,

375
00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,970
I'll call you Good Stacy
and you Good Jenny.

376
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:38,638
And… Huh?

377
00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,643
Oh, OK, what the heck.

378
00:18:49,149 --> 00:18:50,149
Hey, Candace.

379
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:51,776
Phineas? Ferb?

380
00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:55,112
We're here to rescue you.

381
00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:57,032
Why would I go back to being a nobody

382
00:18:57,115 --> 00:18:58,867
when I could be the queen of here?

383
00:18:59,117 --> 00:19:01,745
Well, there's a lot of… Uh, Candace

384
00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:03,523
what's up with your friends?

385
00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:05,415
Ah, ignore them. They're harmless.

386
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:06,851
Hey, why don't you hang out a while

387
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,795
so you can tell everyone
how popular I've become.

388
00:19:09,753 --> 00:19:11,880
OK,
I've already got the chicken wire.

389
00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:15,508
Let's see. Here, you take the list
and cross things off as we go.

390
00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:17,653
Should we get something for later,
like a

391
00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,929
like one of those big pickles
or a three-bean salad?

392
00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:27,729
Well, that was awkward.

393
00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:32,442
Uh, I'm gonna go for a walk.

394
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,569
Uh, guys, not now, OK?

395
00:19:35,111 --> 00:19:37,781
N-No, really. I would just like
to go for a walk alone.

396
00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:40,784
Uhh, there you are.
Where have you guys been?

397
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:43,411
Ferb was explaining to the Martians
how we got here.

398
00:19:43,578 --> 00:19:44,788
Oh. Wait, what?

399
00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:46,039
Ferb speaks Martian.

400
00:19:46,581 --> 00:19:48,781
They're really excited about the idea
of a science fair.

401
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:51,544
Figures. I'm the queen
of little green nerds.

402
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,631
Can you tell them I want
a little time to myself?

403
00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,593
They say, "Fine, but not without them."

404
00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:02,722
OK, just because I need to do things
without you sometimes

405
00:20:02,806 --> 00:20:05,517
doesn't mean I don't like you
or don't appreciate your friendship.

406
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,895
- But, Candace, isn't that…
- Yeah, just like my friends with me.

407
00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:09,978
Whoop-dee-doo.

408
00:20:11,439 --> 00:20:14,484
It appears the Martians are blaming us
for their queen wanting to leave.

409
00:20:14,776 --> 00:20:15,776
Quick, get in.

410
00:20:18,154 --> 00:20:20,073
Queen Candace is out. Peace.

411
00:20:27,539 --> 00:20:29,749
- Did you know they could do that?
- No, but get this

412
00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:31,769
every part of their body
is a musical instrument,

413
00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:33,920
and they never even
discovered music before.

414
00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:35,463
Martians are so lame.

415
00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:38,591
Hey, Candace, you got your cell phone
on you? Hello? Baljeet?

416
00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:40,093
How is it we have bars here?

417
00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:43,054
We kinda need ya to open the portal now.
They're gaining on us.

418
00:20:49,602 --> 00:20:52,202
Perry the Platypus, thanks for your help.
I usually hate shopping.

419
00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:53,732
But, you know, you make it fun.

420
00:20:54,441 --> 00:20:55,441
What, that?

421
00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:57,444
Oh, that's my first Inator.

422
00:20:57,777 --> 00:20:59,946
Good story.
I'll tell you all about it tomorrow.

423
00:21:00,405 --> 00:21:02,741
Well, I should probably get back
to my latest evil scheme.

424
00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:05,035
So long… sucker.

425
00:21:05,118 --> 00:21:06,453
Mom. Mom.

426
00:21:06,911 --> 00:21:08,538
Hello, Candace. Where have you been?

427
00:21:08,621 --> 00:21:09,998
I want you to see my telescope.

428
00:21:10,457 --> 00:21:11,791
A telescope? Perfect.

429
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,878
You know,
I don't even remember what this does.

430
00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:21,051
Oh, that's right.
It just shoots a beam into space.

431
00:21:21,134 --> 00:21:23,803
No wonder I lost to a baking-soda volcano.

432
00:21:24,095 --> 00:21:25,775
Phineas and Ferb
built this portal to Mars,

433
00:21:25,847 --> 00:21:28,433
and I went through it
and was crowned queen of the Martians.

434
00:21:28,808 --> 00:21:31,478
Now, I know it sounds crazy,
but this time, I have proof.

435
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,565
Who does <i>that</i> look like?

436
00:21:38,443 --> 00:21:41,654
Hmm. Well, it looks a little like

437
00:21:41,738 --> 00:21:43,865
a Rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig.

438
00:21:43,948 --> 00:21:45,658
What? Let me see that.

439
00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:52,415
Hey, Candace.

440
00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:54,876
There you are, guys.
Where have you been all day?

441
00:21:55,418 --> 00:21:56,586
I was at the dentist.

442
00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:58,105
I was taking
my little sister to the movies.

443
00:21:58,129 --> 00:21:59,673
Didn't you get my text message?

444
00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,967
Call you later. Best friends forever.
Stacy.

445
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:06,680
Oh. That's what I thought it said.

446
00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:09,557
It's funny,
I thought you guys were avoiding me.

447
00:22:09,641 --> 00:22:11,476
Actually, I was trying to avoid you.

448
00:22:11,851 --> 00:22:12,796
Do I know you?

449
00:22:12,811 --> 00:22:14,688
No. That's how great it's been working.

450
00:22:15,021 --> 00:22:17,107
Unknown guy is out. Peace.

451
00:22:22,404 --> 00:22:23,947
I am invincible.

452
00:22:24,406 --> 00:22:25,990
Wait, wait, wait…

453
00:22:27,742 --> 00:22:30,954
Ehh. Ehh. Where am I?

454
00:22:32,163 --> 00:22:34,124
OK, be cool, OK.

455
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,377
Oh, you're going to make me your king?

456
00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:40,130
Well, OK, if you must.

457
00:22:40,547 --> 00:22:41,715
I've… What?

458
00:22:44,384 --> 00:22:45,552
Oh, come on!