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<i>D Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent</i> *

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<i>- d Or driving our sister insane</i> d.
- Phineas!

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<i>D As you can see, there's
A whole lot of stuff to do</i> *

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<i>* Before school</i> s <i>tarts this fall</i> d.

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Come on, Perry!

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<i>D So stick with us</i> *

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<i>* 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all</i> *

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<i>* So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb</i> *

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<i>* Are gonna do it all d.</i>

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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

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Hey, Dad, what are you watching?

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Oh, it's my favorite kids' show
from when I were a lad.

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Oh, they don't make them
like this anymore.

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<i>D Pinhead Pierre</i> *

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<i>* Has the smallest head
Of which I'm aware</i> *

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* <i>It's about the size
And shape of a pear</i> *

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<i>* Everywhere the children stare</i> *

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<i>* Life's cruel and unfair</i> *

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<i>* To Pinhead Pierre d.</i>

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<i>No more pointin'
and laughin', kids.</i>

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Because now it's time
for another adventure of…

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<i>Captain Implausible!</i>

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<i>When we last saw our hero,
the Earth was being threatened</i>

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<i>by evil space aliens.</i>

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- Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
- Chicka-chicka-choo-wow.

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- Captain Implausible?
- That's right.

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He possesses virtually
every superpower there is.

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<i>Oh!</i>

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Wasn't that great, kids?
You can't beat Captain Implausible.

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<i>It's impossible.</i>

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<i>He's super-freaky.</i>

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Pinhead was the best!

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And I happen to own
the single greatest collection

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of Pinhead Pierre paraphernalia
in all the world.

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- Gosh.
- Oh, yeah. I'm not proud.

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Time for the question of the day.
Thank you, Debbie.

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And the question of the day is,

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"If you could have one superpower,
what would it be?"

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You see, right there.

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Modern cartoon shows never ask
the really big questions, do they?

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That's it!

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We could have as many superpowers
as we want if we were cartoons!

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Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

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Oh, well, at least Perry will watch
these with me.

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Won't you, Perry? Perry?

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<i>Morning, Agent P.</i>

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<i>I apologize for using the emergency chute</i>

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<i>and, uh, for not telling you
we had an emergency chute.</i>

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<i>But there was an emergency. Shoot.</i>

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<i>Sorry.</i>

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<i>What I'm about to say is
highly classified, Agent P.</i>

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<i>The last century, the forces of good
and evil have been locked</i>

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<i>in a desperate race to harness
and control the limitless power</i>

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<i>- of dance…</i>
- Dance!

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<i>- How was that, sir?</i>
- You came in a little late there, Carl.

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<i>Get back over there. We'll try it again.</i>

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<i>- Blah, blah, blah, the power of dance.</i>
- Dance!

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<i>- Better?</i>
- Early.

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<i>Anyhoo, much to our horror,</i>

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<i>it appears the side of evil has won.</i>

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<i>Have you seen the latest
issue of "Evil Beat!" magazine?</i>

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<i>Dr. Doofenshmirtz has created</i>

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<i>a ray that causes people
to dance uncontrollably.</i>

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<i>It's up to you to stop him,
Agent P. But be careful.</i>

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<i>It's a known fact that no one… no one,</i>

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<i>has ever defeated evil while dancing.</i>

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<i>Good luck, Agent P.</i>

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Excellent. We'll be up
and running in no time.

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- Hey, sis.
- Hold it right there, busters!

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Before I squeal on you rats,

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and you know I must, will you please
tell me what's going on here?

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We're building an animation studio

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so we can make
our very own cartoon show.

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I thought cartoons were
all made by computer.

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Yeah, that's right. This is just for show.

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This is where the magic happens.

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It's the PF-5000 Animatron.

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All you do is tell
the machine what you want.

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I'd like my cartoon character

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to have the power to be
everywhere at once.

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I'll be called Multi Man!

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And Ferb would have a utility belt
and use lots of crazy gadgets.

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He'll be called, um, Ferb Guy.

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Well, I would have super mind control

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and use telepathy and telekinesis

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to keep you super-dweebs under control
with your lame-o superpowers.

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We could call you Control Freak.

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Come on, let's watch.

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We start with a few crude drawings.

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We compile those into a storyboard,

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and it all gets fed into the computer.

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Then we add a little story
and some pithy dialogue.

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The Executron analyzes it
and makes a few notes.

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<i>Does not track.
Whose story arc is this anyway?</i>

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<i>This one is not one of my favorites.</i>

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The Artbot addresses the notes.

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<i>No more notes. No more notes.</i>

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A few changes are made,
then it goes to timing.

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The shreds get fed into here,

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and somehow it all comes together
here in the animatic.

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Check it out. We're super dudes.

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You guys are super busted
as soon as I tell Mom.

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- Hi, Phineas.
- Whatcha doin'… Uh!

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Whatcha doin'?

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Come into the Phineas and Ferb Studios,
and we'll show you.

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Hey, Isabella, about that "Whatcha doin'?"
back there…

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Up, up, up! We'll talk about it later.

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Over here is where we add sound effects.

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Did you know that for years,
a balloon was used

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for the majority of sounds
you hear in cartoons?

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Ferb will demonstrate. Ferb.

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May we be in the show, too?

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Absolutely. A very wise
and small-headed man once asked:

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"If you could have any superpower,
what would it be?"

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I would harness the power
of rainbows, unicorns and sweetness

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to defend all that is good and just.

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I'd become… the Rainbow.

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Wow, that's great.
What about you, Buford?

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It's an interesting question you pose,
as it reveals

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not only one's impulses and desires,

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but one's deepest fears as well.

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- I'll go with Belchman.
<i>- D Belchman d.</i>

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You know, fights crimes
with different burps.

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Cool. How 'bout you, Baljeet?

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Isabella took mine.

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Hmm. School seems to be
very important to you.

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Books, being responsible and studious,

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getting good grades…

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Oh! That's it!

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I will become Hanuman Man,

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a flying blue monkey that can grow
as massive as he desires

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to crush all in his way!

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Fun choice.

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That was perfect, guys.

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Now let's record the voices for the scene
where the heroes ask the villain for help.

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Phineas, I -Hi, Candace.

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You're just in time
to help us record the voices.

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There is no way on Earth
I'd ever help you.

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Cut and print.

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That's why we call her "One-Take Flynn."

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<i>D Best thing you can do *</i>

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<i>* Better be ready,
'cause the Bettys are ready for you d.</i>

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Something tells me
that you might have seen

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this month's <i>Evil Beat!</i> Magazine, eh?

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Wait, wait, wait. Look.
It's like there's two of me.

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You see? Hmm? Huh?
I suppose you're wondering

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how I harnessed the power of dance.

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Well, to be honest,
it was not so much on purpose.

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What happened was my dryer broke,

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so I was trying to create a ray that would
instantly dry my clothes.

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But instead, well, look.

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Still sopping wet, by the way.

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Turns out anything I hit
with the ray starts dancing.

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For instance, a dryer repairman.

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Help! I can't stop getting down! Oh!

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Quiet, you.

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<i>Ah, sweet, horrible
self-expression through movement!</i>

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So I figured as long as I invented
the thing, I might as well use it

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to whip up a little evil.

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I set it up right over there next to the…

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Hey, you know, it cost me
a lot to have that printed up! Uh!

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To add insult to injury,
the platypus is leading.

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Well, it's all up to
the Animatron 5000 now.

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Hiya, kids. You can stop
laughing and pointing,

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because now it's time for…

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Whoops.

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The new adventures of

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!Team Improbable!

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<i>D Rainbow</i> d <i>- The Rainbow.</i>

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<i>D Hanuman Man</i> d <i>- Hanuman Man.</i>

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<i>D Multi Man</i> d.

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<i>Multi Man.</i>

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<i>D Ferb Guy</i> d.

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<i>Ferb Guy.</i>

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<i>D Belchman.</i>

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<i>Belchman</i> .

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<i>Versus the Control Freak!</i>

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<i>You're going down, down, down, down!</i>

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Oh, this is just out of control. Mom, Mom!

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<i>Hi, this is Mom.
Leave your psychotic rant</i>

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<i>about the boys
when you hear the beep.</i>

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Uhh! Mom, come home quick!

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There's a giant mob, I'm a super fiend,

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I'm roasting them with laser vision, and…

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Hey, what do you mean, "psychotic rant"?

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Hey, look, everybody,
it's the Control Freak.

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Has everyone gone crazy?
There you are, you worms!

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Isn't the show great?

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Are you joking?
How could you make me the evil villain?

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Now everybody hates me!

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<i>Au contraire,</i> big sister.
You're the star of the show.

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- I am?
- The crowd loves you.

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But they're booing and hissing.

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Of course they're booing and hissing.

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You're the villain. Right, Ferb?

196
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A hero is a hero, but everybody loves
a great villain.

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00:09:03,404 --> 00:09:04,405
Really?

198
00:09:04,488 --> 00:09:06,007
Well, maybe I should go feel the love.

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00:09:06,031 --> 00:09:09,160
The love feels a lot like tomatoes.

200
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<i>Oh, you'll never get away with this.
You are so busted!</i>

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We made a killing!

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But we weren't charging admission.

203
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Well, what are ya gonna do?

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Come on, everybody, let's take a bow.

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They like me! They really like me!

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Feeling the love again.

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You know, I'm getting
pretty good at getting down.

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What do you think, huh?

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After all, everyone knows dancing is evil!

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Perry the Platypus, what are you doing?

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Stop with the conga line.
We're doing the macarena.

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Perry the Platypus, where are you going?

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00:10:04,173 --> 00:10:07,301
I don't believe it.
You defeated evil while dancing.

214
00:10:08,135 --> 00:10:09,970
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.

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00:10:19,563 --> 00:10:21,565
Suddenly I feel like dancing.

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00:10:34,119 --> 00:10:37,540
Well, I'm here. Now where's
this giant animation studio?

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It got up and it danced away.

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- It what?
- It got up and it danced away.

219
00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:47,299
It got up and danced away?

220
00:10:47,883 --> 00:10:50,302
See? It even sounds crazy
when you say it.

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I'll be in my room.

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<i>D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.</i>

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Look at this, Norm. My brother Roger
has been elected mayor!

224
00:11:01,564 --> 00:11:06,068
Look at him. He's honest and reputable
and, ugh, law-abiding! Oh!

225
00:11:06,193 --> 00:11:09,196
There isn't room for both
of us in the Tri-State Area!

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00:11:09,405 --> 00:11:13,409
Hmm. Norm, I know
what we're going to do today.

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00:11:16,078 --> 00:11:18,497
Hey, Phineas. Whatcha eatin'?

228
00:11:18,914 --> 00:11:20,499
Fruity Rainbow Flakes. You want some?

229
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,960
Oh, no, thanks. I already had breakfast.

230
00:11:23,377 --> 00:11:25,504
You know, I've never
seen one of these in real life.

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00:11:25,963 --> 00:11:28,466
- You haven't?
- No, but I'd sure like to.

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Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

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00:11:31,302 --> 00:11:32,246
Hi, boys.

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00:11:32,261 --> 00:11:34,096
Hi, Mom. What's with the satellite dish?

235
00:11:34,221 --> 00:11:35,473
It's a protective collar.

236
00:11:35,598 --> 00:11:38,158
The vet says that Perry needs to wear it
for the rest of the day.

237
00:11:40,269 --> 00:11:42,855
I still don't know
how he scratched himself up so much.

238
00:11:45,274 --> 00:11:46,274
Aha!

239
00:11:50,863 --> 00:11:52,406
Well, I think it's cool.

240
00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:54,325
It's a bold fashion statement, all right.

241
00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:57,411
Speaking of bold fashion statements,
have you seen Candace today?

242
00:11:57,912 --> 00:12:00,372
Mom! This is a total disaster!

243
00:12:00,539 --> 00:12:01,832
What? What?

244
00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:04,960
The dry cleaner switched my clothes
with some Goth chick!

245
00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:07,880
I look like a total freak,
like I'm all outsider-y.

246
00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:09,965
I wonder what happened
to Candace's clothes.

247
00:12:10,299 --> 00:12:13,636
I can't believe it, Lacy.
I look like a walking candy cane.

248
00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:16,451
I mean, how many evil scientists'
daughters do you know who…

249
00:12:18,516 --> 00:12:20,851
Hold on, Lacy. I can't hear myself gripe.

250
00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:27,066
Whatcha doin'?

251
00:12:27,149 --> 00:12:28,376
"Whatcha doin'?"
What does it look like to you?

252
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,069
I'm building an evil empire.

253
00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:32,905
My very own Fortress of Eviltude.

254
00:12:33,197 --> 00:12:35,324
Aren't you a little old
to be building a fort?

255
00:12:35,449 --> 00:12:37,076
No, no, I'm not. Shut up.

256
00:12:37,243 --> 00:12:39,370
Dad, I told you a hundred times, I…

257
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,124
Don't forget, Friday is cake day.

258
00:12:43,332 --> 00:12:45,292
I have to call you back.

259
00:12:45,376 --> 00:12:47,086
What on Earth is going on here?

260
00:12:47,169 --> 00:12:48,504
Oh, Vanessa!

261
00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:51,173
Well, you're looking… uh…

262
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:53,217
Oh, no matter. Where we are going,

263
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:56,178
you can dress up like a clown
every day if you want.

264
00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:58,889
Wh-What do you mean "where <i>we're</i> going"?

265
00:12:58,973 --> 00:13:02,143
We are moving…
to a golden country on the sea,

266
00:13:02,309 --> 00:13:06,564
a country created by the greatest
mastermind of our time, me.

267
00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:09,358
- Assisted by Norm.
- I'm drilling.

268
00:13:09,859 --> 00:13:12,403
I bring to you… Doofania!

269
00:13:14,864 --> 00:13:17,283
Where there will be no brothers
trying to make me look bad.

270
00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:22,413
No. I will be the ruler
of my very own evil empire!

271
00:13:22,913 --> 00:13:24,415
You're building your own evil land?

272
00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:25,875
Yes, yes, an evil country.

273
00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:28,169
And you made a plush model?

274
00:13:28,252 --> 00:13:29,503
Well, yeah. You know, I, uh…

275
00:13:30,129 --> 00:13:32,631
I had a lot of… felt.

276
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:35,050
You do know what this means?

277
00:13:35,134 --> 00:13:38,971
That we'll finally have that special
daddy-daughter bond you've always craved?

278
00:13:39,138 --> 00:13:44,351
No. It means I am finally
gonna have proof. Ha! You are busted.

279
00:13:44,435 --> 00:13:45,936
<i>- D Busted d</i>
- I'm gonna tell Mom.

280
00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:48,063
Great. Tell her what?

281
00:13:48,856 --> 00:13:51,984
Mom, Mom, you've got to come quick.
There's proof that Dad is evil.

282
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:56,572
Vanessa, honey, I'm having
my me-eeee day, remember?

283
00:13:56,864 --> 00:13:57,865
- Uh, but…
- Look, hon,

284
00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,508
why don't you give
your old dad a break?

285
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,119
Just try to make the best of it,
and I'll pick you up later.

286
00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:05,289
Oh! Time for my seaweed mud wrap.
Gotta go.

287
00:14:06,373 --> 00:14:07,875
Is everything all set, Ferb?

288
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,961
Great. Now… Hey, where's Perry?

289
00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:21,138
<i>Agent P? Agent P?</i>

290
00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:23,307
<i>Hello, Agent P?</i>

291
00:14:24,475 --> 00:14:25,475
<i>Agent P?</i>

292
00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:29,456
<i>Carl, he does know this is scheduled
for this morning, doesn't he?</i>

293
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,981
<i>It's on his calendar, sir.</i>

294
00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:33,150
<i>I mean, we sent the e-mail, right?</i>

295
00:14:33,234 --> 00:14:34,985
<i>I think so. Let me check.</i>

296
00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:37,863
<i>Mommy-mi-moe-moo.</i>

297
00:14:38,239 --> 00:14:40,032
<i>Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.</i>

298
00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:43,202
<i>Me-ma-moe-moo-my-pa.</i>

299
00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:47,998
<i>Ma-moe-mee-ma-moo.</i>

300
00:14:48,374 --> 00:14:51,085
Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?

301
00:14:51,252 --> 00:14:54,171
Well, you know how you said you'd never
seen a rainbow in real life?

302
00:14:54,255 --> 00:14:55,589
Well, actually, I…

303
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,842
Behold!

304
00:14:58,384 --> 00:15:00,052
The Rainbowinator!

305
00:15:00,136 --> 00:15:01,887
Well, that's nice, Phineas, but I…

306
00:15:01,971 --> 00:15:04,890
Made with real crystals and super-charged
with Fruity Rainbow Flakes.

307
00:15:04,974 --> 00:15:07,410
- You don't understand. I…
- Soon there will be a giant rainbow

308
00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:10,938
that will sprawl across
the entire Tri-State Area!

309
00:15:12,439 --> 00:15:14,191
Or at least that's the plan anyway.

310
00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:16,193
Candace, honey, could you
hold the door for me?

311
00:15:16,277 --> 00:15:19,071
I have to return this novelty lawn mower
your father got.

312
00:15:21,407 --> 00:15:23,951
I just don't want anyone
to see me in these clothes.

313
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:25,137
You think you feel ridiculous?

314
00:15:25,161 --> 00:15:27,121
I'm carrying a jackalope
into a lawn mower store.

315
00:15:27,204 --> 00:15:28,998
OK, Mom. I'll wait for you in the car.

316
00:15:29,248 --> 00:15:31,375
Candace… When did you go Goth?

317
00:15:31,584 --> 00:15:33,335
What? I didn't.

318
00:15:33,461 --> 00:15:35,212
And… send.

319
00:15:36,005 --> 00:15:37,590
Wow, 50 replies already.

320
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:40,217
Hello?

321
00:15:40,301 --> 00:15:42,595
<i>Candace, I heard you're Goth now.
Why didn't you tell me?</i>

322
00:15:43,929 --> 00:15:45,598
Well, Norm, I've got to give it to you.

323
00:15:46,056 --> 00:15:47,433
Under my genius supervision,

324
00:15:47,516 --> 00:15:49,602
you turned out extremely adequate work.

325
00:15:49,977 --> 00:15:52,188
We're all very impressed
with your numbers, sir.

326
00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:54,607
Although something seems to be missing.

327
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:56,567
I know, it's Perry the Platypus!

328
00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:01,390
What's keeping him?

329
00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:03,949
Gee, I hope something horrible
happened to him.

330
00:16:06,952 --> 00:16:08,579
Does someone need a hug?

331
00:16:08,871 --> 00:16:11,207
Of course not, you glorified waffle iron.

332
00:16:11,373 --> 00:16:12,458
Just launch it now.

333
00:16:15,211 --> 00:16:17,922
Mom, I'm at the docks.
You gotta get down here right away.

334
00:16:18,005 --> 00:16:20,341
OK, honey. I'll see you at feh.

335
00:16:20,424 --> 00:16:22,051
You'll see me at five?

336
00:16:22,134 --> 00:16:23,135
- No. Feh.
- Four?

337
00:16:23,219 --> 00:16:25,137
<i>- Feh.</i>
- "Feh"?

338
00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:26,305
<i>Yeah. Feh.</i>

339
00:16:27,306 --> 00:16:30,392
OK, I'll see you at <i>feh.</i>

340
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:41,237
Oh, hi, Vanessa! What do you think?

341
00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:43,030
My own country, eh?

342
00:16:43,113 --> 00:16:45,115
I love what you've done with the place.

343
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:47,159
Yeah. Yeah, I think it's nice.

344
00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:51,121
This time I am staying right here
where no one can see me.

345
00:16:51,205 --> 00:16:52,873
All right, suit yourself.

346
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,418
Oh, no!

347
00:16:56,502 --> 00:16:57,878
Mom's gonna get a ticket!

348
00:17:00,381 --> 00:17:01,741
That would have been embarrassing.

349
00:17:01,841 --> 00:17:05,010
Whoa. Candace, are you going Goth now?

350
00:17:05,386 --> 00:17:08,389
Uh, uh, I'm not wearing this.
I mean, I'm wearing it

351
00:17:08,472 --> 00:17:10,516
in that it's actually on my body
right now,

352
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,059
but I'm not attached to it.

353
00:17:12,184 --> 00:17:14,854
Not to say that I'm attached
to my other clothes.

354
00:17:14,937 --> 00:17:17,857
I mean, I can actually take them off.
No, no, no. But, I mean…

355
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:21,110
I didn't want to put these…
I-I want to put clothes on, but I…

356
00:17:21,193 --> 00:17:25,072
It was a mix-up, OK? The dry cleaners
and a… a jackalope lawn mower, and…

357
00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:28,242
Do you like it?

358
00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:32,163
All right, Norm, the anthem, please.

359
00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:41,255
<i>D In the bay off the coast
Of the Tri-State Area *</i>

360
00:17:41,338 --> 00:17:45,217
<i>* Floats a country for me and me *</i>

361
00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:47,511
<i>* It's new, it's bright *</i>

362
00:17:47,595 --> 00:17:49,638
<i>* And it's founded on spite *</i>

363
00:17:49,889 --> 00:17:53,934
<i>* And it's everything
I dreamed it would be *</i>

364
00:17:54,435 --> 00:17:57,271
<i>* Hail, hail Doofania d.</i>

365
00:17:59,106 --> 00:18:02,943
D-Does it feel like it stops too quickly?
We'll work on it.

366
00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:05,070
Oh, good, Mom's here.

367
00:18:05,488 --> 00:18:06,989
Mom, where have you been?

368
00:18:07,072 --> 00:18:09,575
I told you on the phone
I would meet you at FEH.

369
00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:11,327
The Freight Emergency Harbor?

370
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:16,123
OK, never mind that,
but Dad and Norm built

371
00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:18,209
an entire country on the sea. Come on.

372
00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:21,378
OK, Isabella, ready to see
your first rainbow?

373
00:18:21,462 --> 00:18:23,255
But, Phineas, I keep tellin' ya…

374
00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:25,216
OK, no, don't thank us yet, Isabella.

375
00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:27,218
I only wish Perry was here to see this.

376
00:18:32,306 --> 00:18:33,849
Ferb, power it up!

377
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,186
Isabella, pour, pour!

378
00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:43,859
- Ooh!
- Wow!

379
00:18:49,406 --> 00:18:50,406
Oh?

380
00:18:55,538 --> 00:18:59,333
Well, that can't be… good.

381
00:19:02,378 --> 00:19:04,380
See? You see? Look, look.

382
00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:07,424
I do see.

383
00:19:07,508 --> 00:19:09,385
What a cute little city.

384
00:19:09,552 --> 00:19:11,262
Oh, and it's soft.

385
00:19:11,428 --> 00:19:13,305
Heinz, you made a plush model?

386
00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:15,015
I had a lot of felt!

387
00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:17,059
Well, at least it holds together.

388
00:19:17,143 --> 00:19:19,854
Remember that dining set
you tried to build for our apartment?

389
00:19:19,937 --> 00:19:22,898
It's hard to forget
when you keep reminding me.

390
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,440
But… but… but…

391
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:27,987
Oh, come on, Vanessa. I think we need
to get you out of the sun.

392
00:19:28,404 --> 00:19:30,906
Who's up for a game of lawn darts?

393
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,869
I'd prefer to play hide-and-seek,
because I don't want to see you.

394
00:19:34,952 --> 00:19:36,162
Ouch.

395
00:19:55,222 --> 00:19:57,183
You know, in retrospect,
I question the inclusion

396
00:19:57,266 --> 00:19:59,351
of a self-destruct button
in the first place.

397
00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:06,358
Bless you, Perry the Platypus.

398
00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:09,403
<i>D Mow, mow, mow,
and my heart starts pumpin'</i>

399
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,363
<i>* Chicka-chicka-choo-wa</i> *

400
00:20:11,572 --> 00:20:13,199
<i>* Never gonna stop</i> *

401
00:20:13,282 --> 00:20:15,367
<i>* Gitcha-gitcha-goo means I love you d.</i>

402
00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:17,536
<i>- I work alone, Carl.</i>
- Sorry, sir.

403
00:20:18,204 --> 00:20:19,204
<i>It's a solo.</i>

404
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,333
So, Isabella, what'd you
think of your first rainbow?

405
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,419
Well, it was really pretty,
but it's not my first rainbow.

406
00:20:25,836 --> 00:20:27,676
But you said you'd never
seen one in real life.

407
00:20:27,963 --> 00:20:30,341
No, no, I've never seen a unicorn.

408
00:20:33,385 --> 00:20:34,970
That's completely different.

409
00:20:35,054 --> 00:20:37,139
Hey, Ferb, I know what
we're doing tomorrow.

410
00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:39,475
Perry, I almost forgot.

411
00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:42,490
It's the end of the day. You don't need
to wear that thing anymore.

412
00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:44,855
Enjoy your freedom.

413
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:50,861
Eight, nine, ten!

414
00:20:50,986 --> 00:20:53,405
Ready or not, here I come!

415
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,241
What? Oh!

416
00:20:55,866 --> 00:20:57,576
No, no, no! It's called hide-and-seek!

417
00:20:57,868 --> 00:21:00,913
You hide, and I seek.
I cannot seek if you don't hide.

418
00:21:01,038 --> 00:21:02,414
So you go hide yourself.

419
00:21:02,623 --> 00:21:05,876
Ignoramus. Go, go, go.
Let's… Let's try this again.

420
00:21:06,377 --> 00:21:08,379
One, two, three… ten!

421
00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:10,589
Now where is he?

422
00:21:11,006 --> 00:21:12,174
I'm right here, sir.

423
00:21:16,053 --> 00:21:18,556
Oh, there you are, Perry the Platypus.

424
00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:22,143
Hey, Norm, look who decided to show up.

425
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:30,901
Hey!

426
00:21:33,154 --> 00:21:35,322
<i>D There's a bright, shiny place *</i>

427
00:21:35,406 --> 00:21:37,449
<i>* With a flag that bears my face *</i>

428
00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:41,412
<i>* And it's floating on an inner tube *</i>

429
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:45,833
<i>* Far away from city life,
My stupid brother and ex-wife *</i>

430
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,004
<i>* And it's got an evil attitude *</i>

431
00:21:50,254 --> 00:21:53,257
<i>* Hail, hail Doofania d.</i>

432
00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:58,596
You know,
the stopping is still bothering me.