- d Or driving our sister insane d. - Phineas!
D As you can see, there's A whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school s tarts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us *
* 'Cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb *
* Are gonna do it all d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
As President of the Healthy Dessert Club,
I declare that nothing says "low calorie, non-fat" more than gelatin.
You wouldn't have started this club because
gelatin is Jeremy's favorite dessert, would you?
What? N… No.
Ew. Gross.
Phineas and Ferb,
your smelly rodent pet is germing up the cabinets.
Where are those two?
- Right here, Candace. - But how…?
How did you get there, where you are, so fast?
Oh, we were just putting the finishing touches
on our molecular transporter. Would you like to try?
Do I look like someone who wants their moleculars transported?
Now get that stinky pet out of our cabinets
and go scramble your molecules somewhere else.
Oh, there you are, Perry. Bye, Candace.
Would you guys like to try some of our gelatin?
OK.
No, wait. They'll just end up
doing something weird and ruin the party.
How is sharing gelatin with them gonna ruin the party?
Some… how?
You want cherry or grape?
- Grape, please. - No, wait.
Thanks, guys.
Well, I guess that wasn't too weird.
It's as fun to eat as the crazy, fun things you can do with it.
The cartilaginous fibers from the bovine patella structure,
that gelatin's extracted from, gives it that fun, bouncy quality.
What did I tell you? Weird.
Now, let the professional handle this before it gets out of hand.
Why don't you make your own gelatin and leave us alone?
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
- Wait. I'm not finished. - Bye, Candace.
Stay away from me and my friends
and my gelatin that I don't want ruined
with your ruiny ruinness.
Hmph.
What?
Hey, Isabella. Thanks for letting us use
your swimming pool as the largest gelatin mold ever.
- You bet. - Ferb,
release the gelatin mix.
Oh, oh, oh,
may I add some of my favorite flavor?
Sure, buddy.
Hah-hah!
Stirring team, commence mixing operations.
Aye, aye!
Hey, where's Perry?
Ah, Agent P, glad you're here.
Professor Poofenplotz has replaced all the fine handbags
in the tristate area… Good grief!
Perry the Platypus, what are you doing here?
Your lair is across the street. Good day to you, sir.
Ah.
Agent Pinky, finally.
Ah, there you are, Agent P. I hear you took a wrong tube
and ended up over in Wanda'sdivision.
Well, Doofenshmirtz has sent you a video message. Take a look.
Oh, hello, Perry the Platypus. I'm sure you're getting this.
I… I was hoping you would stop by today for some tea.
See, I've got all these little tea things
set out and ready and, um…
Uh, please use the front entrance, Perry the Platypus, because…
Uh, because, uh, all the other entrances don't work today.
So bye-bye. I'll see you later today,
coming in through the front entrance.
So you see, Doofenshmirtz has invited you to tea.
We don't know what it could possibly mean.
We think… But don't hold us to this.
We think that maybe, just maybe, it could be a trap.
We do, however, like to give people the benefit of the doubt, uh,
so try to have fun.
Monogram out.
D Perry d.
How's it lookin', Phineas?
Looks good. And judging by my chronometer here,
it should be just about time. There's only one thing to do now.
You mean test the resiliency of our cartilaginous collusion
with vigorous application of weight and velocity?
Exactly.
Let's jump on it.
And now for the themed gelatin sculpture part of our get-together.
- Stacy. - I made a pair of shoes.
- You know, 'cause I like shoes. - Nicely done.
- And how about yours, Jenny? - Well,
I fashioned this dove to symbolize my desire for world peace and a true…
Yeah, yeah. Get a load of my entry.
It's Jeremy's head.
Look! He's dancing.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Hey, what's that?
Sounds like fun. What?
That looks awesome!
We should go over there and check it out.
Totally.
But that's just Phineas and Ferb and their friends.
Don't be so uptight.
- Yeah, come on. - Nah, it's OK. Go ahead.
Well, if you're sure.
That does look kind of fun. Maybe I should
totally bust them for this.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
This is nice, huh? You know, I was thinking the other day
about how much better you would be as an ally.
So I created this.
I call it my Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator.
Now, you just sit still. OK, great.
You know, after I turn you evil,
we can use it to create a whole army of evil minions.
Won't that be fun?
Hold still. Hey.
Stop it! Wait!
I'm beginning to think you don't want to be allies at all.
I'm trying not to make it personal.
Evil!
Who added the evil flavor?
It's curry. It's not inherently evil.
Maybe a little spicy.
OK, I'm going home.
What the…?
Wait till Mom sees this.
You guys are so busted.
Well, I guess we gotta rescue Candace.
But do we fight a gelatin monster?
We'll beat him the same way we created him, with water.
D Well, I know What we should do today *
* Come on, kids *
* Let's squirt That gelatin monster *
* Come on, kids *
* Let's squirt That gelatin monster *
* Squirt that gelatin monster *
* Come on, kids *
* Let's squirt That gelatin monster *
* Come on, kids *
* Let's squirt That gelatin monster *
* Squirt that gelatin monster *
* Come on, kids *
* Let's squirt That gelatin monster *
* Come on, kids *
* Let's squirt That gelatin monster *
* Come on, kids d.
For Candace, our neighborhood
and all the good gelatin left in the world.
D Let's squirt That gelatin monster d.
OK, OK, I missed you several times,
and I probably won't hit you anytime soon. I get that.
But I must have hit lots of other things
and with a push of this button,
those lots of other things will come to my side.
And together we will defeat you!
Master…
It's working. He's melting down the drain.
I have got to reexamine my life.
Here they come, Perry the Platypus.
Here they come, all of my minions.
I c… I…
I could've sworn I hit more threatening stuff than this.
Really, really pathetic.
Master.
Aha, a gelatin monster.
I knew there was going to be something fun.
Get him!
Now you can kowtow before my cartilaginous creation.
It's so corrupt and cantankerous
and carnivorous and, uh…
Uh, low in… calories
and ca… Ca… Cow… Couch.
Hm. Ah, that's all I got.
My Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator!
My monster.
No!
My beautiful, fruit-flavored monster.
You come back here, Perry the Platypus… Whoa!
Oof. Mm.
This isn't the toothbrush I use to brush my teeth.
Oh, there's everyone.
Candace, I thought you were having your dessert party today?
What are you doing at Isabella's?
I got two words for you, Mom: Gel-a-tin.
I am sick of it. Sick of it. Totally sick of it.
Hey, candace, I heard you were having a dessert party,
so I made you this out of gelatin.
Aw.
Nah, I'm still sick of it.
So, kids, are you enjoying your visit to England?
Oh, yes, Grandpa. We even learned how to use real thatch.
Well, thatch terrific.
That was a good one.
There's nothing to do.
Nothing for us to do.
What? Why don't you read
my old collection of Sherlock Holmes?
I've got the whole collection right here.
Gee, thanks, Mrs. Fletcher.
Dinner's at 1900.
That's 7:00 for you, Yanks.
Ah, yes, reading.
That's what they did before they invented fun.
I heard that.
Well, it's better than nothing.
Hm? Mm-hm.
Mmm…
OK, is everybody ready?
We're going to take you kids to see the London Eye.
What's that?
One of the largest Ferris wheels in the entire universe.
- Cool. - Girls, are you ready?
Wait, wait, almost finished.
Candace, you stayed up all night just to finish that book?
No, no. We finished the whole collection.
Before they invented fun, indeed.
Hey. Where's Perry?
Oh, there he is.
See you later, old boy. Be good, now.
D Perry d.
Good morning, Agent P.
Doofenshmirtz is up to no good here in the UK.
And, uh, after your last mission in London,
we ran into some trouble with the British Spy Union.
So joining you today is Agent Double O-O.
And joining me today is the lovely Inspector Initials.
Double O-O, you and Agent P will be assigned
the same mission against Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
You realize this man is a platypus?
They're American, Double O-O.
Just be glad it's a mammal.
Oh.
Well, go get him, Agent P.
What? That's it? No files?
No location? No contact?
What kind of a mission is this?
- It was enough for the mammal. - Oh!
All right, you, lot, have a splendid day in London.
We'll be back tonight after the International Haggis Festival.
There's 29 individual flavors.
Cheerio.
Here are your tickets for the London Eye.
You might want to get in line now 'cause it looks pretty crowded.
We'll pick you up around 4:15. Bye, kids.
- Have fun. - Bye.
Candace, you know what?
Ferb and I will meet you back here later.
- See ya. - Bye, guys.
Hey, let's go shopping.
Did you hear that? Even in England,
my brothers have some scheme planned.
How can you tell?
You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to…
Oh, Stacy, that's it.
Who did we stay up all night learning about?
Who is the total king of busting?
- Sherlock Holmes? - Yes.
Maybe I can finally bust the boys once and for all
if I use Holmes' method of deduction.
Come on, this'll be fun.
You could be Dr. Watson.
That's it. We're taking my car.
Now, this is a motorcar.
It has pretty much everything.
Radar, subatomic sonar,
nuclear particle response system and an MP3 player.
Don't touch that, it's the…
And I suppose you think that's funny.
By using Holmesian deduction,
we'll be one step ahead of the boys.
We can get Mom and finally show her…
- Oh, shoes. - Stacy?
I need you to focus.
Sorry. Sorry. Got a little distracted there.
You know, London, cool stores, shopping…
There they are.
Now, why are they going into an auto parts store?
All right, Watson. Here's where the deducing begins.
They've acquired a fleet of automobiles.
And they are in there buying a bunch of little air fresheners for them.
Or they're buying motor oil for their giant robot.
What do ya think, Stace? Stace?
What?
Perry the Platypus?
Oh, who's your little friend here?
I'm Agent Double O-O
from Her Majesty's Secret Service.
Double O-O? Isn't that just Triple O?
- No that's not how you say it. - It spells "ooo," doesn't?
It's just Double O-O.
He's "P" and you're "OOO."
So together you spell…
No, they're not O's. They're zeros. All right?
I was just going to say "oop."
Looks like I struck a nerve there.
Hey!
I must apologize. All of my traps are platypus-sized.
What about this, then?
Oh, that.
You see, as I get older, I find it's harder and harder
to read my small little wristwatch.
So I will launch Big Ben into space
and fly it all the way to the Tri-State Area.
La-la-la, here I am.
La-la-la, I just woke up
and I want to know what time it is.
Yes!
I am a genius!
So that…? That's your whole plan?
Well, in a nutshell, yes.
What do you think?
Am I on one of those hidden camera shows?
You realize you could just buy a bigger watch.
Or maybe a wall clock?
Yes, but then I would have to drive to a store
and find a parking space,
then you have to choose from like dozens of styles.
It just seems like so much work.
This will be much less complicated.
OK, Watson.
Excuse me, sir.
Were these two boys in here earlier?
- Stacy? - I'm working on it.
Ah. He said they were here.
They carted away some junk from out back,
and aren't they a little young to be doing that?
Yes. Yes, they are.
Aha. It's crawling with clues out here.
Look at these circular indentations in the dirt.
And the subtle scent of rubber in the air.
By Jove, Stacy. What could it be?
Uh, free tires?
Maybe, maybe.
We need more clues.
D We've got a mystery To solve *
* Clues and puzzles To resolve *
* It's elementary *
* Separating fact From fiction *
* Gonna get me A conviction *
* Elementary *
* But what is truth And what is lies? *
* It's elementary *
* I see you With my private eyes *
* Grab your magnifying glass *
* 'Cause your girlfriend Really needs a dress *
* It's elementary *
* It's elementary d d Oh, yeah *
* It's elementary *
* Yeah, it's elementary *
Stacy, I think I'm close to figuring it out.
I'm going up to the top of the tower,
I'm sure you two will have a hot time together.
Don't worry, Agent P.
I'll have us out of these before you know it.
There they are.
They dropped a notebook.
The page is torn,
but it says "To big race, 1600 Water S."
Water Street! The final clue!
They're having a big race at 1600 Water Street.
Ooh, I gotta call Mom.
And that's why you've gotta come down
to 1600 Water Street.
Huh? I don't get it.
I thought I'd figured it out.
Hello? Hello.
Candace? Are you there?
Sorry, Mom. Disregard everything I said.
- OK, sweetheart. - Remember, no snacking.
Dinner's at 1900.
Oh, OK. See you later.
What if 1600 isn't a place, but a time?
I didn't get that impression.
Impression.
Stacy, you're a genius.
Wasn't it in one of those Holmes stories
that they used pencil lead to reveal an impression on paper?
Well, if my hunch is right…
Stacy, 1600 is 4:00 which is right now.
Let's go.
Just a few more minutes.
Ow. Oh, there you go.
Good thing I had the watch laser.
Well, Doofenshmirtz took the stairs,
but if we work up through the inner mechanisms of the clock,
he'll never see us coming.
Wow. Candace, you're amazing.
You totally figured it out.
Yeah, I guess I did.
Now, on to the busting.
Next.
Phineas!
Hey, guys. Do ya like it?
I figured you guys were up to something.
The tires, the pipes.
I see what those were for, but what was with the pineapple?
Oh, that was for Ferb. He was hungry.
Oh, and the butter too, huh?
No, no. He's using that for speed.
It's a new world record.
Mom's gonna flip when she hears about this.
Hello?
Someone with a thick cockney accent. Wrong number.
- Can I take a turn? - Go for it.
Last customer of the day.
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Oh. It's 4:15. Mom should be here.
Mom. Look.
Look up here.
I hope the kids had fun today.
Well, it's about time!
Mom, look. Mom!
Uh, Candace?
- Not now, Stacy. - But…
Mom. Mom!
Hey, look at this. It's like a ride.
Cannonball!
Well, I was expecting a bigger splash.
- Whoa. - Mom!
Here come the girls.
Mom. You gotta…
Oh, look at your cute outfit.
Mom, you gotta look at…
Oh, Big Ben.
- Gorgeous. - But-but-but-but…
Ah, here come the boys.
Hey, Mom. You missed all the fun.
Looks like we did.
All right, let's catch a cab and head home. Come on.
Looks like Candace and Stacy did some shopping.
I'll never understand fashion.
Well, that took longer than I th… Wait.
Oh, I wish I had a bigger watch.