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<i>* Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots</i> *

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<i>- d Or locating Frankenstein's brain</i> d.
- It's over here!

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<i>D Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent</i> *

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<i>- d Or driving our sister insane</i> d.
- Phineas!

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<i>D As you can see, there's
A whole lot of stuff to do</i> *

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<i>* Before school</i> s <i>tarts this fall d.</i>

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Come on, Perry!

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<i>D So stick with us</i> *

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<i>* 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all</i> *

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<i>* So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb</i> *

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<i>* Are gonna do it all d.</i>

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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

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"Boys are human beings too.

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"If you're interested in one of them,

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make him feel comfortable

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by asking him questions
about himself."

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OK, they lost me at
the "boys/human beings" thing.

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Candace, this article specifically says

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not to growl psychotically.

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It makes boys feel uncomfortable.

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Look at them down there,
planning something.

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Oh, I'm gonna bust them today
for sure.

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That's what you say every day.

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Well, that's because they build
something every day.

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Seems like every time I get Mom

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and I'm ready to bust,

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their stupid invention disappears.

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Candace, looks to me like
you're going about this the wrong way.

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Don't focus on the boys,
focus on the invention.

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If you can find out where the stuff goes,

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maybe you can take your Mom there

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and she'd finally see the evidence.

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Yeah. Stacy.

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- You're a genius.
- Wow. Go figure.

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Would you call my mom and tell her that?

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Hey, Phineas.

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- Yo.
- Um, you know how you guys, like,

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- build stuff everyday?
- Yeah?

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And you know how you make it disappear
at the end of the day?

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No.

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And…

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What do you mean, "No"?

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We don't make it disappear.

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Well, then, where does it go?

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We don't know what happens to it,

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but it helps with cleanup.

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And Ferb here says to never
look a gift horse in the mouth.

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You're telling me
you're not the slightest bit curious

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as to where the thing goes?

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Yeah, I guess we're a little bit curious.

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Hm… Why don't Ferb and I
build something,

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and you guys keep your eyes on it?

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Maybe you can find out where it goes.

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Sounds like a plan.

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A plan of busting.

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All right, boys.
Make it big and make it obvious.

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Now, remember.

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We can't take our eyes off this
for even a second.

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- What if I need to blink?
- Here, use this.

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Saline solution.

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Hey, where's Perry?

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<i>What do you think? Too much?</i>

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<i>Oh, I'm just getting in the mood.</i>

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<i>I'm going to Vegas this weekend.</i>

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<i>OK…</i>

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<i>Our sources tell us that Doofenshmirtz</i>

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<i>is working on an invisibility ray</i>

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<i>and that can't be good.</i>

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<i>Get out there and put a stop to him.</i>

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<i>And may luck be with you.</i>

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<i>Lady luck, baby.</i>

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<i>Hot-cha.</i>

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Hey, Phineas. What you doin'?

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We're just building

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a big and obvious ride in our backyard.

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Cool. Can I ride it?

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No one's riding on anything.
We're just gonna watch it.

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Candace wants to see where it goes.

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OK.

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- Whoa. What is that?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's another one of their cool rides.

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Just get behind us and help us watch it.

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How's my schedule?

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Well, right now you're just carrying me
like luggage.

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We're in!

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Perry the Platypus.

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You are just in time.

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Just in time to be trapped.

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Didn't Major Monogram tell you

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I was working on an invisible ray?

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Yeah, well, I made one,

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and now you're in an invisible cage,

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and so you don't get bored,

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I put an invisible tin cup in there

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for you to play with.

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Yeah, see? Fun with sound.

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Behold, Perry the Platypus.

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My Invisinator.

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And why would I need
an invisibility ray, you ask?

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Well, you know when those
cute little Fireside girls

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come by to sell their…
their cupcakes or their,

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or their raffle tickets or whatever?

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<i>And you forgot to close your shades,</i>

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<i>so they come to the front door
and they can see you.</i>

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<i>They can see you right in there
watching TV or whatever.</i>

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<i>You can't pretend you're not home,</i>

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<i>because they can see you.</i>

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<i>And they have
those big pleading eyes</i>

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<i>making you feel guilty.</i>

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So I…
I'm just gonna shoot them with the ray

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so I don't have to look at them.

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Hey.

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No shuteye, girly.

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<i>D We're watching *</i>

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<i>* And we're waiting *</i>

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<i>* On the edge of our seats anticipating *</i>

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<i>* It's looking awful permanent *</i>

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* But we know it could go away *

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* We're keeping our eyes peeled
Keeping 'em glued to the spot *

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* 'Cause one moment it's there
But then the next, maybe not *

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* Don't know if it's magic
Or some weird cosmic plot *

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* So we're watching *

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* And we're waiting *

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* We're staring and we're glaring *

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* Till our corneas burn *

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* Hoping and staring
And watching the day *

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* Till our mama returns *

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* So don't even think about blinking *

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* Or it just might go away *

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* So we're watching *

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* And waiting *

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* So we're watching *

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* And waiting *

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* Yeah, we're watching *

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* And waiting *

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* We're watching d.

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You see, Perry,

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the entire Tri-State Area…
Hey, what are you doing?

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Is that an invisible file?

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You forced my hand.

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I have no choice but to open the trapdoor
and release

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the invisible tiger.

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Are you feeling any biting
or scratching in there? Because…

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You get back! Oh!

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Back, you tiger.
Oh, where…? Where are you,

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so I can… So I can snap my whip at you?

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Get in there, get back, get back in there.

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I attribute that to poor planning.

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If I had the tiger door inside your cage,

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you would have been…

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Now, Perry the Platypus,

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you can never be sure
where the final strike will come from.

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Ah, I'm an imperceptible enigma.

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I move in silence… Ow!

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Oh, you followed the sound
of my voice.

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Maybe I should stop ta…

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Quit it!

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Hm, interesting.

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If you're already invisible,
it turns you visible ag…

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Ow! Oh, well,
that came out of nowhere.

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So.

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How long is this gonna take?

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It usually disappears as soon
as the kids are done play on…

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Wait a minute, that's it.
You guys gotta play on it.

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Go. Go have fun. Go.

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- OK.
- Eh, my schedule's flexible.

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I used to be.

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Oh, Buford loves this.

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That's it, laugh.

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Laugh while you still can.

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Ha-ha! Look at you.
You're just a bottom.

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Oh, it's on now.

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Look at me. I'm just a top.

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OK, fun's fun.

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Now, everybody,
back in your seats.

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Now, if we just keep
watching it…

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Any minute now.

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I can't believe it. Mom's home.

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There's no way she's gonna miss…

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Phineas, what did you do?

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I don't think I did anything.

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Wait. It's Mom.

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It only happens when she comes home.

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Mom! Mom!

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Do me a favor and just
back down the driveway a bit.

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Um, OK.

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Any changes?

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It's back.

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I can't believe that worked.

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OK, Mom. Come back. Come back.

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It's gone again.

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Candace, how are you doing that?

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Back, back, back, back, back.

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There's gotta be some kind
of sensor in the driveway.

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But where is it?

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It's gotta be here somewhere.

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<i>It's back.</i>

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<i>It's gone.</i>

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<i>It's back. It's gone.</i>

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<i>Back. Gone.</i>

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<i>Back. Gone.</i>

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Candace, you obviously have some issues
with the driveway.

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I'm just gonna park in front.

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<i>It's back.</i>

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Wait. She can see it from the front yard.

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Mom!

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Just a sec, honey.
I'm getting my stuff.

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Mom, look.

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00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:40,867
- No!
- Hey, Candace!

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It's still here. It's just invisible.

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What?

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It's still here?

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Candace, check this out.

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Hum.

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Paint.

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Candace, where are you going?

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<i>I'll be right back.</i>

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00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,681
You think you've beat me, but you haven't,

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because I can turn the Invisinator

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into a disintegrator

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00:10:06,601 --> 00:10:09,229
with just the simple push of a button.

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Hey, I was using that.

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- Hey, kids.
- Hi, Mom.

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- I got some…
- Coming through!

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Candace, what are you doing?

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You'll see. Everyone will see.

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I don't understand.

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I don't understand.

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I just don't understand.

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Candace, I have no idea
what you're up to,

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but you're more than welcome
to join us for cookies

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when you're done cleaning up.

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Come on, kids.

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Buford loves cookies.

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Well, we were all watching it.

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And quantum theory states

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the mere observation of an experiment
changes its outcome.

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Now you tell me.

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Ferb, what's that noise?

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Is that your stomach?

241
00:11:09,915 --> 00:11:11,666
Yeah, I'm hungry too.

242
00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:14,461
That trendy restaurant Mom
and Dad took us to last night

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wasn't exactly satisfying.

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00:11:16,713 --> 00:11:18,006
Dad, can I borrow your glasses?

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I can't see my entrée.

246
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You know, because it's so small.

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Yes, I think we got that.

248
00:11:24,888 --> 00:11:27,724
How hard is it to have a trendy
restaurant that's fun to go to

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and has great food?

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That's it. I know what
we're gonna do today, Ferb.

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S'up, Stace?
Candace. Are you sitting down?

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I don't want you to have
an aneurysm.

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Why would I have an aneurysm?

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'Cause someone just IM'd me
that someone else heard

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someone else overhear
that Jeremy is gonna call you

256
00:11:45,408 --> 00:11:47,285
and ask you out for
a special evening tonight.

257
00:11:49,037 --> 00:11:51,039
Candace.
Do you need medical attention?

258
00:11:51,123 --> 00:11:52,415
Oh, I need attention

259
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,626
from the doctor of love.

260
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:55,961
Paging Dr. Jeremy.

261
00:11:56,044 --> 00:11:58,547
Doctor. I got a fever.

262
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,882
Well,
let me take care of that, little lady.

263
00:12:02,551 --> 00:12:05,137
Wow. A special evening.

264
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,555
It's my call waiting.

265
00:12:08,432 --> 00:12:10,350
Honey, just calling to remind you…

266
00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:11,685
Uh, it wasn't him.

267
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,061
<i>Don't worry, he'll call.</i>

268
00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:16,940
Hi, Phineas. What you doing?

269
00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:19,192
Ferb and I decided to build a restaurant.

270
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,153
Hey, you could be our hostess!

271
00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:23,530
Hm. What you eatin'?

272
00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:24,948
You guys can bus tables.

273
00:12:25,198 --> 00:12:26,616
Baljeet can be our soda jerk.

274
00:12:26,825 --> 00:12:28,452
I make a mean milkshake.

275
00:12:28,702 --> 00:12:29,702
Ferb will be our chef.

276
00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,705
Hey, I can work the velvet rope.

277
00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:33,707
I never leave home
without my velvet rope.

278
00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:36,418
Uh… where do you keep that?

279
00:12:36,501 --> 00:12:37,501
I'll never tell.

280
00:12:37,711 --> 00:12:39,337
So, what's the name
of your restaurant?

281
00:12:39,504 --> 00:12:41,381
Chez Platypus, of course.

282
00:12:41,506 --> 00:12:42,883
By the way, where's Perry?

283
00:12:43,258 --> 00:12:45,177
<i>What?
Nothing available for tonight?</i>

284
00:12:45,635 --> 00:12:47,304
<i>Oh, never mind.</i>

285
00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:48,889
<i>Er, sorry, Agent P.</i>

286
00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:50,807
<i>It's date night tonight
with the wife,</i>

287
00:12:50,891 --> 00:12:53,101
<i>and if I don't figure out
something special to do,</i>

288
00:12:53,185 --> 00:12:54,478
<i>I'm royally in the doghouse.</i>

289
00:12:56,104 --> 00:12:57,856
<i>Carl! Anyway, Agent P,</i>

290
00:12:57,939 --> 00:12:59,399
<i>sources indicate Dr. Doofenshmirtz</i>

291
00:12:59,483 --> 00:13:00,942
<i>is up to one of his evil schemes.</i>

292
00:13:01,026 --> 00:13:03,403
<i>I need you to get out there
and put a stop to it.</i>

293
00:13:03,737 --> 00:13:04,737
<i>Good luck.</i>

294
00:13:08,492 --> 00:13:11,077
Jeremy's dreamy pre-set ringtone.

295
00:13:11,828 --> 00:13:13,497
- Hello? Hello?
- Candace?

296
00:13:13,747 --> 00:13:15,141
- This is Candace.
- Candace, it's Jeremy.

297
00:13:15,165 --> 00:13:16,165
- Jeremy?
- Candace?

298
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:18,687
- OK, you go.
- OK, you talk, you talk.

299
00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:21,463
OK, so I was wondering

300
00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:24,216
if you wanted to do something tonight?

301
00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:25,466
<i>Just the two of us?</i>

302
00:13:27,552 --> 00:13:29,152
- Sure. That'd be great.
- Well, awesome.

303
00:13:29,221 --> 00:13:30,680
Uh, so I'll pick you up later?

304
00:13:30,806 --> 00:13:31,890
- Bye.
- OK, bye.

305
00:13:32,599 --> 00:13:33,599
Yes.

306
00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,060
Oh, no.

307
00:13:37,354 --> 00:13:38,256
Listen, you twerps.

308
00:13:38,271 --> 00:13:39,951
Sometimes your stuff messes with my stuff,

309
00:13:40,023 --> 00:13:41,942
and tonight I got some big stuff going on.

310
00:13:42,025 --> 00:13:43,294
So you leave your stuff out there,

311
00:13:43,318 --> 00:13:44,402
and leave my stuff alone,

312
00:13:44,486 --> 00:13:46,126
or you'll get some of this stuff. Get it?

313
00:13:48,115 --> 00:13:50,367
So are we pairing the chicken entrée
with a soup?

314
00:13:51,326 --> 00:13:55,330
<i>D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.</i>

315
00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:58,291
Oh, Perry the Platypus.

316
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,752
You must have noticed how
I reinforced the locks,

317
00:14:01,086 --> 00:14:03,088
but, you know, not the door.

318
00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:05,715
Well, let's just get you out of…
you're…

319
00:14:06,007 --> 00:14:08,718
You're really trapped in here, just…

320
00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:10,679
Just like I planned.

321
00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:12,597
Obviously.

322
00:14:13,098 --> 00:14:14,891
So let me tell you
my latest scheme.

323
00:14:14,975 --> 00:14:18,478
I'm so tired of all these
happy couples around me,

324
00:14:18,687 --> 00:14:20,147
romantic and laughing,

325
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,732
mocking me with their happiness.

326
00:14:23,024 --> 00:14:24,401
Well, not anymore.

327
00:14:24,693 --> 00:14:28,655
My Delovenator satellite will
eliminate the feeling of love

328
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,991
in the entire Tri-State Area.

329
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:33,034
All I have to do is press this button.

330
00:14:33,118 --> 00:14:36,746
It would be so easy to press it right now.

331
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,206
It would be so simple,

332
00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:39,725
but, you know, I've got a date tonight,

333
00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:41,001
and I like to stay optimistic.

334
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:42,289
But if we don't hit it off,

335
00:14:42,419 --> 00:14:44,463
I'm definitely gonna ruin
it for everyone else.

336
00:14:51,636 --> 00:14:53,346
- Hi.
- Hi. Ready?

337
00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:55,265
I'm so looking forward
to tonight.

338
00:14:55,474 --> 00:14:57,225
A special evening, just the two of us.

339
00:14:57,476 --> 00:14:58,953
So, what do you have planned?
Horseback riding?

340
00:14:58,977 --> 00:15:00,479
I just love horseback riding.

341
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,814
- Oh, you stopped.
- Ta-da.

342
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:04,134
Your brothers have opened

343
00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:06,026
the trendiest restaurant in town.

344
00:15:06,401 --> 00:15:08,153
And this is where I'm taking you.

345
00:15:08,236 --> 00:15:11,156
Oh. Uh, really? Heh.

346
00:15:11,239 --> 00:15:12,824
How… fun.

347
00:15:12,908 --> 00:15:15,452
Well, i-if you prefer
to do something else…

348
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:16,438
Well…

349
00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:19,414
Platypus-themed restaurants
are so now, so wow.

350
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,208
It will be a miracle if we get in.

351
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,291
Cool.

352
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:23,960
Let's definitely eat here.

353
00:15:24,044 --> 00:15:25,796
But no way are we waiting
in this line.

354
00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:27,923
I practically own the place.
Come on.

355
00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:31,635
Outta my way, people.
VIP coming through.

356
00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:34,342
All right, Buford, make with the rope
and let us in.

357
00:15:34,387 --> 00:15:35,764
- Name?
- It's me.

358
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:36,833
Me who?

359
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,725
I'm Candace. Candace Flynn?

360
00:15:38,892 --> 00:15:39,935
You're not on the list.

361
00:15:40,102 --> 00:15:42,270
You should have made
a reservation yesterday.

362
00:15:42,354 --> 00:15:44,523
This restaurant didn't exist yesterday.

363
00:15:44,815 --> 00:15:46,233
I demand to be let in right now.

364
00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:47,385
Good evening, sir.

365
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,112
Oh, I forgot to make a reservation.

366
00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:51,613
No problem, dude.

367
00:15:52,072 --> 00:15:53,532
Did that guy just bribe you?

368
00:15:53,615 --> 00:15:54,658
He didn't bribe me.

369
00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:57,702
He just caught my attention
in a monetary fashion.

370
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:58,869
Now, back in line.

371
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:01,414
Right this way to your table, sir.

372
00:16:02,332 --> 00:16:04,334
Hey, Isabella. Have you seen Perry?

373
00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:06,169
- No, not lately.
- Hm.

374
00:16:07,129 --> 00:16:09,256
So I noticed
in your online profile

375
00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:10,632
that you say you like tall men.

376
00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,092
Is…? Is…? Is that true?

377
00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:14,678
That's right.
And you're not very tall at all.

378
00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:17,556
Well, I-I'm 6'2". I slouch.

379
00:16:17,848 --> 00:16:20,809
My last date was 6 foot 9.
Now, that's a good-looking man.

380
00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:21,920
But I'll be honest,

381
00:16:21,935 --> 00:16:24,187
I've never been able to resist
a man in a lab coat.

382
00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:27,441
Really? Look.
Look, I'm wearing one right now.

383
00:16:27,649 --> 00:16:29,151
Hey. There you are, Perry.

384
00:16:30,694 --> 00:16:32,821
We've gotta put you
in your place of honor.

385
00:16:33,238 --> 00:16:35,657
I'm usually extremely attracted to blonds.

386
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:36,908
I… I see.

387
00:16:36,992 --> 00:16:39,453
But there is something
about your windblown style

388
00:16:39,536 --> 00:16:42,038
- that gives me goose bumps.
- Really?

389
00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:44,916
Well, I-I must say, it's quite
a bit of work in the morning,

390
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,461
you know, but apparently worth it.

391
00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:49,003
There you go, Perry.

392
00:16:49,087 --> 00:16:50,297
Now everyone can see you.

393
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,403
Hey, Ferb. We need
a chicken special for Table 5.

394
00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:33,339
Enjoy your meal.

395
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,967
Really. You're letting
complete strangers in.

396
00:17:36,051 --> 00:17:37,469
I'm the owners' sister.

397
00:17:37,636 --> 00:17:39,471
I demand to be let in right now!

398
00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:41,556
I'm supposed to be having
the time of my life!

399
00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:44,309
Candace?
I really don't mind waiting a bit.

400
00:17:44,476 --> 00:17:46,636
It's actually kinda fun
just hanging out here with you.

401
00:17:47,312 --> 00:17:48,312
Oh, really?

402
00:17:48,355 --> 00:17:50,232
All right, next party,
step this way.

403
00:17:50,357 --> 00:17:52,025
Oh, come on!

404
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,362
So how do you feel about evil?

405
00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:57,531
Huh? That's a weird question.

406
00:17:57,614 --> 00:17:59,616
Is it? I-I'm just making conversation.

407
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:00,700
But I love it.

408
00:18:00,784 --> 00:18:01,784
Look.

409
00:18:02,536 --> 00:18:03,995
You have an evil tattoo.

410
00:18:04,246 --> 00:18:05,664
Look, look, just like mine.

411
00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:08,375
I can't believe we have so much in common.

412
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,336
Y-you know, I don't even
put "evil" on my profile anymore

413
00:18:11,419 --> 00:18:13,296
because it attracts so many weirdos.

414
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,631
Don't I know it?

415
00:18:16,383 --> 00:18:17,384
That's it.

416
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,886
I'm calling Mom and making her
tell the boys to let us in.

417
00:18:20,595 --> 00:18:23,098
Mom, Phineas and Ferb made an
exclusive restaurant in the yard

418
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:24,992
and you've got to tell them
to tell Buford to let us in.

419
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,269
OK, OK, honey.
We're just finishing dinner.

420
00:18:27,352 --> 00:18:28,392
We'll be home in a minute.

421
00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:30,355
Argh!
Jeremy, hold our place in line.

422
00:18:30,439 --> 00:18:31,916
I'm going out front
to wait for my mom.

423
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:32,940
But Candace…

424
00:18:33,775 --> 00:18:34,985
Perry the Platypus?

425
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,487
Oh, looking for my remote, are you?
Well, here.

426
00:18:37,612 --> 00:18:39,406
Take it.
I don't need it anymore.

427
00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:41,366
I am in love.

428
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:43,827
Sven, I heard a trendy new
badger restaurant

429
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:44,995
just opened up the street.

430
00:18:45,078 --> 00:18:47,414
- Cool.
- Ooh, badger restaurant.

431
00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:48,999
I love badgers.

432
00:18:49,374 --> 00:18:52,085
Platypus-themed restaurants
are so four hours ago.

433
00:18:52,461 --> 00:18:54,087
- Let's bail.
- Cool.

434
00:18:54,463 --> 00:18:56,214
I haven't eaten badger in a week.

435
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,510
Ah, the public is fickle.

436
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,513
Excuse me, young men.
I'd like to buy your restaurant.

437
00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:06,391
I envision a chain
of platypus-themed restaurants

438
00:19:06,475 --> 00:19:08,602
as far as the Tri-State Area can see.

439
00:19:08,894 --> 00:19:11,480
Heck, dinner service is over.
You can have it.

440
00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:19,613
Mom. Dad. The boys have
a restaurant in the yard,

441
00:19:19,696 --> 00:19:20,882
and they're not letting me in.

442
00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:22,426
You've gotta put a stop to it.
Come on.

443
00:19:24,951 --> 00:19:26,591
- Goodbye.
- Have fun with the restaurant!

444
00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:29,331
Uh, guys?

445
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:32,834
Ugh, whatever.

446
00:19:33,794 --> 00:19:35,086
Excuse me, miss.

447
00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:36,713
Do you have a table for two?

448
00:19:37,881 --> 00:19:39,049
Right this way, sir.

449
00:19:44,387 --> 00:19:45,387
Enjoy.

450
00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:48,474
You know, Candace,

451
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,435
I've had a lot of fun in your backyard,

452
00:19:50,727 --> 00:19:52,145
but this is the best time yet.

453
00:19:52,229 --> 00:19:53,897
Oh, look.

454
00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:55,732
How adorable.

455
00:19:56,066 --> 00:19:58,068
Candace,
you want me to put a stop to this?

456
00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,903
No. No, no, no. Go. Shoo.

457
00:19:59,986 --> 00:20:01,266
Keep moving.
Nothing to see here.

458
00:20:01,404 --> 00:20:03,323
Now, where were we?

459
00:20:10,622 --> 00:20:14,000
D Love was once a crazy dream *

460
00:20:14,668 --> 00:20:17,879
* Now it's my new evil scheme *

461
00:20:18,255 --> 00:20:22,050
* And now I'm as happy as can be *

462
00:20:22,342 --> 00:20:24,136
* It's the age-old story *

463
00:20:24,219 --> 00:20:27,848
* How an evil boy meets an evil girl *

464
00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:31,726
* We got a love strong enough
To rule the whole wide world *

465
00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:35,522
* We both maniacally laugh
At all the same stuff *

466
00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:37,441
* I found my other half *

467
00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:40,652
* Yes I got an evil half *

468
00:20:40,735 --> 00:20:43,905
* La-la-la-la *

469
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,201
* When the robot armies march *

470
00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:52,956
* To the beating of our hearts *

471
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:56,626
* I'm as happy as can be *

472
00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:59,171
* It's the age-old story *

473
00:20:59,254 --> 00:21:02,382
<i>* How an evil boy meets an evil girl *</i>

474
00:21:02,466 --> 00:21:06,344
<i>* We got a love strong enough
To rule the whole, wide world *</i>

475
00:21:06,428 --> 00:21:10,140
<i>* We both maniacally laugh
At all the same stuff *</i>

476
00:21:10,223 --> 00:21:11,975
<i>* You can't foil a plan *</i>

477
00:21:12,058 --> 00:21:15,437
<i>* That's built upon evil Love *</i>

478
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,981
<i>* La-la-la-la d d Ooh *</i>

479
00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:24,529
<i>* Evil love d.</i>

480
00:21:25,363 --> 00:21:28,992
I have never been so happy
in my entire life.

481
00:21:29,493 --> 00:21:31,161
Oh, Heinz…

482
00:21:31,286 --> 00:21:34,706
- I feel nothing.
- But… but… but…

483
00:21:35,499 --> 00:21:36,666
Nothing.

484
00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,003
<i>D It's the age-old story *</i>

485
00:21:40,086 --> 00:21:43,715
<i>* How an evil boy meets an evil girl *</i>

486
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,552
<i>* We got a love strong enough
To rule the whole, wide world *</i>

487
00:21:47,636 --> 00:21:51,389
<i>* We both maniacally laugh
At all the same stuff *</i>

488
00:21:51,473 --> 00:21:53,350
<i>* You can't foil a plan *</i>

489
00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:57,020
<i>* That's built upon evil love *</i>

490
00:21:57,104 --> 00:21:59,940
<i>* La-la-la-la d d Ooh *</i>

491
00:22:02,776 --> 00:22:06,571
<i>* Evil love *</i>