* Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots *
- d Or locating Frankenstein's brain d. - It's over here!
D Finding a dodo bird, Painting a continent *
- d Or driving our sister insane d. - Phineas!
D As you can see, there's A whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school s tarts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us *
* 'Cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb *
* Are gonna do it all d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
"Boys are human beings too.
"If you're interested in one of them,
make him feel comfortable
by asking him questions about himself."
OK, they lost me at the "boys/human beings" thing.
Candace, this article specifically says
not to growl psychotically.
It makes boys feel uncomfortable.
Look at them down there, planning something.
Oh, I'm gonna bust them today for sure.
That's what you say every day.
Well, that's because they build something every day.
Seems like every time I get Mom
and I'm ready to bust,
their stupid invention disappears.
Candace, looks to me like you're going about this the wrong way.
Don't focus on the boys, focus on the invention.
If you can find out where the stuff goes,
maybe you can take your Mom there
and she'd finally see the evidence.
Yeah. Stacy.
- You're a genius. - Wow. Go figure.
Would you call my mom and tell her that?
Hey, Phineas.
- Yo. - Um, you know how you guys, like,
- build stuff everyday? - Yeah?
And you know how you make it disappear at the end of the day?
No.
And…
What do you mean, "No"?
We don't make it disappear.
Well, then, where does it go?
We don't know what happens to it,
but it helps with cleanup.
And Ferb here says to never look a gift horse in the mouth.
You're telling me you're not the slightest bit curious
as to where the thing goes?
Yeah, I guess we're a little bit curious.
Hm… Why don't Ferb and I build something,
and you guys keep your eyes on it?
Maybe you can find out where it goes.
Sounds like a plan.
A plan of busting.
All right, boys. Make it big and make it obvious.
Now, remember.
We can't take our eyes off this for even a second.
- What if I need to blink? - Here, use this.
Saline solution.
Hey, where's Perry?
What do you think? Too much?
Oh, I'm just getting in the mood.
I'm going to Vegas this weekend.
OK…
Our sources tell us that Doofenshmirtz
is working on an invisibility ray
and that can't be good.
Get out there and put a stop to him.
And may luck be with you.
Lady luck, baby.
Hot-cha.
Hey, Phineas. What you doin'?
We're just building
a big and obvious ride in our backyard.
Cool. Can I ride it?
No one's riding on anything. We're just gonna watch it.
Candace wants to see where it goes.
OK.
- Whoa. What is that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's another one of their cool rides.
Just get behind us and help us watch it.
How's my schedule?
Well, right now you're just carrying me like luggage.
We're in!
Perry the Platypus.
You are just in time.
Just in time to be trapped.
Didn't Major Monogram tell you
I was working on an invisible ray?
Yeah, well, I made one,
and now you're in an invisible cage,
and so you don't get bored,
I put an invisible tin cup in there
for you to play with.
Yeah, see? Fun with sound.
Behold, Perry the Platypus.
My Invisinator.
And why would I need an invisibility ray, you ask?
Well, you know when those cute little Fireside girls
come by to sell their… their cupcakes or their,
or their raffle tickets or whatever?
And you forgot to close your shades,
so they come to the front door and they can see you.
They can see you right in there watching TV or whatever.
You can't pretend you're not home,
because they can see you.
And they have those big pleading eyes
making you feel guilty.
So I… I'm just gonna shoot them with the ray
so I don't have to look at them.
Hey.
No shuteye, girly.
D We're watching *
* And we're waiting *
* On the edge of our seats anticipating *
* It's looking awful permanent *
* But we know it could go away *
* We're keeping our eyes peeled Keeping 'em glued to the spot *
* 'Cause one moment it's there But then the next, maybe not *
* Don't know if it's magic Or some weird cosmic plot *
* So we're watching *
* And we're waiting *
* We're staring and we're glaring *
* Till our corneas burn *
* Hoping and staring And watching the day *
* Till our mama returns *
* So don't even think about blinking *
* Or it just might go away *
* So we're watching *
* And waiting *
* So we're watching *
* And waiting *
* Yeah, we're watching *
* And waiting *
* We're watching d.
You see, Perry,
the entire Tri-State Area… Hey, what are you doing?
Is that an invisible file?
You forced my hand.
I have no choice but to open the trapdoor and release
the invisible tiger.
Are you feeling any biting or scratching in there? Because…
You get back! Oh!
Back, you tiger. Oh, where…? Where are you,
so I can… So I can snap my whip at you?
Get in there, get back, get back in there.
I attribute that to poor planning.
If I had the tiger door inside your cage,
you would have been…
Now, Perry the Platypus,
you can never be sure where the final strike will come from.
Ah, I'm an imperceptible enigma.
I move in silence… Ow!
Oh, you followed the sound of my voice.
Maybe I should stop ta…
Ow! Ow! Ow! Quit it!
Hm, interesting.
If you're already invisible, it turns you visible ag…
Ow! Oh, well, that came out of nowhere.
So.
How long is this gonna take?
It usually disappears as soon as the kids are done play on…
Wait a minute, that's it. You guys gotta play on it.
Go. Go have fun. Go.
- OK. - Eh, my schedule's flexible.
I used to be.
Oh, Buford loves this.
That's it, laugh.
Laugh while you still can.
Ha-ha! Look at you. You're just a bottom.
Oh, it's on now.
Look at me. I'm just a top.
OK, fun's fun.
Now, everybody, back in your seats.
Now, if we just keep watching it…
Any minute now.
I can't believe it. Mom's home.
There's no way she's gonna miss…
Phineas, what did you do?
I don't think I did anything.
Wait. It's Mom.
It only happens when she comes home.
Mom! Mom!
Do me a favor and just back down the driveway a bit.
Um, OK.
Any changes?
It's back.
I can't believe that worked.
OK, Mom. Come back. Come back.
It's gone again.
Candace, how are you doing that?
Back, back, back, back, back.
There's gotta be some kind of sensor in the driveway.
But where is it?
It's gotta be here somewhere.
It's back.
It's gone.
It's back. It's gone.
Back. Gone.
Candace, you obviously have some issues with the driveway.
I'm just gonna park in front.
It's back.
Wait. She can see it from the front yard.
Mom!
Just a sec, honey. I'm getting my stuff.
Mom, look.
- No! - Hey, Candace!
It's still here. It's just invisible.
What?
It's still here?
Candace, check this out.
Hum.
Paint.
Candace, where are you going?
I'll be right back.
You think you've beat me, but you haven't,
because I can turn the Invisinator
into a disintegrator
with just the simple push of a button.
Hey, I was using that.
- Hey, kids. - Hi, Mom.
- I got some… - Coming through!
Candace, what are you doing?
You'll see. Everyone will see.
I don't understand.
I just don't understand.
Candace, I have no idea what you're up to,
but you're more than welcome to join us for cookies
when you're done cleaning up.
Come on, kids.
Buford loves cookies.
Well, we were all watching it.
And quantum theory states
the mere observation of an experiment changes its outcome.
Now you tell me.
Ferb, what's that noise?
Is that your stomach?
Yeah, I'm hungry too.
That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night
wasn't exactly satisfying.
Dad, can I borrow your glasses?
I can't see my entrée.
You know, because it's so small.
Yes, I think we got that.
How hard is it to have a trendy restaurant that's fun to go to
and has great food?
That's it. I know what we're gonna do today, Ferb.
S'up, Stace? Candace. Are you sitting down?
I don't want you to have an aneurysm.
Why would I have an aneurysm?
'Cause someone just IM'd me that someone else heard
someone else overhear that Jeremy is gonna call you
and ask you out for a special evening tonight.
Candace. Do you need medical attention?
Oh, I need attention
from the doctor of love.
Paging Dr. Jeremy.
Doctor. I got a fever.
Well, let me take care of that, little lady.
Wow. A special evening.
It's my call waiting.
Honey, just calling to remind you…
Uh, it wasn't him.
Don't worry, he'll call.
Hi, Phineas. What you doing?
Ferb and I decided to build a restaurant.
Hey, you could be our hostess!
Hm. What you eatin'?
You guys can bus tables.
Baljeet can be our soda jerk.
I make a mean milkshake.
Ferb will be our chef.
Hey, I can work the velvet rope.
I never leave home without my velvet rope.
Uh… where do you keep that?
I'll never tell.
So, what's the name of your restaurant?
Chez Platypus, of course.
By the way, where's Perry?
What? Nothing available for tonight?
Oh, never mind.
Er, sorry, Agent P.
It's date night tonight with the wife,
and if I don't figure out something special to do,
I'm royally in the doghouse.
Carl! Anyway, Agent P,
sources indicate Dr. Doofenshmirtz
is up to one of his evil schemes.
I need you to get out there and put a stop to it.
Good luck.
Jeremy's dreamy pre-set ringtone.
- Hello? Hello? - Candace?
- This is Candace. - Candace, it's Jeremy.
- Jeremy? - Candace?
- OK, you go. - OK, you talk, you talk.
OK, so I was wondering
if you wanted to do something tonight?
Just the two of us?
- Sure. That'd be great. - Well, awesome.
Uh, so I'll pick you up later?
- Bye. - OK, bye.
Yes.
Oh, no.
Listen, you twerps.
Sometimes your stuff messes with my stuff,
and tonight I got some big stuff going on.
So you leave your stuff out there,
and leave my stuff alone,
or you'll get some of this stuff. Get it?
So are we pairing the chicken entrée with a soup?
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Oh, Perry the Platypus.
You must have noticed how I reinforced the locks,
but, you know, not the door.
Well, let's just get you out of… you're…
You're really trapped in here, just…
Just like I planned.
Obviously.
So let me tell you my latest scheme.
I'm so tired of all these happy couples around me,
romantic and laughing,
mocking me with their happiness.
Well, not anymore.
My Delovenator satellite will eliminate the feeling of love
in the entire Tri-State Area.
All I have to do is press this button.
It would be so easy to press it right now.
It would be so simple,
but, you know, I've got a date tonight,
and I like to stay optimistic.
But if we don't hit it off,
I'm definitely gonna ruin it for everyone else.
- Hi. - Hi. Ready?
I'm so looking forward to tonight.
A special evening, just the two of us.
So, what do you have planned? Horseback riding?
I just love horseback riding.
- Oh, you stopped. - Ta-da.
Your brothers have opened
the trendiest restaurant in town.
And this is where I'm taking you.
Oh. Uh, really? Heh.
How… fun.
Well, i-if you prefer to do something else…
Well…
Platypus-themed restaurants are so now, so wow.
It will be a miracle if we get in.
Cool.
Let's definitely eat here.
But no way are we waiting in this line.
I practically own the place. Come on.
Outta my way, people. VIP coming through.
All right, Buford, make with the rope and let us in.
- Name? - It's me.
Me who?
I'm Candace. Candace Flynn?
You're not on the list.
You should have made a reservation yesterday.
This restaurant didn't exist yesterday.
I demand to be let in right now.
Good evening, sir.
Oh, I forgot to make a reservation.
No problem, dude.
Did that guy just bribe you?
He didn't bribe me.
He just caught my attention in a monetary fashion.
Now, back in line.
Right this way to your table, sir.
Hey, Isabella. Have you seen Perry?
- No, not lately. - Hm.
So I noticed in your online profile
that you say you like tall men.
Is…? Is…? Is that true?
That's right. And you're not very tall at all.
Well, I-I'm 6'2". I slouch.
My last date was 6 foot 9. Now, that's a good-looking man.
But I'll be honest,
I've never been able to resist a man in a lab coat.
Really? Look. Look, I'm wearing one right now.
Hey. There you are, Perry.
We've gotta put you in your place of honor.
I'm usually extremely attracted to blonds.
I… I see.
But there is something about your windblown style
- that gives me goose bumps. - Really?
Well, I-I must say, it's quite a bit of work in the morning,
you know, but apparently worth it.
There you go, Perry.
Now everyone can see you.
Hey, Ferb. We need a chicken special for Table 5.
Enjoy your meal.
Really. You're letting complete strangers in.
I'm the owners' sister.
I demand to be let in right now!
I'm supposed to be having the time of my life!
Candace? I really don't mind waiting a bit.
It's actually kinda fun just hanging out here with you.
Oh, really?
All right, next party, step this way.
Oh, come on!
So how do you feel about evil?
Huh? That's a weird question.
Is it? I-I'm just making conversation.
But I love it.
Look.
You have an evil tattoo.
Look, look, just like mine.
I can't believe we have so much in common.
Y-you know, I don't even put "evil" on my profile anymore
because it attracts so many weirdos.
Don't I know it?
That's it.
I'm calling Mom and making her tell the boys to let us in.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb made an exclusive restaurant in the yard
and you've got to tell them to tell Buford to let us in.
OK, OK, honey. We're just finishing dinner.
We'll be home in a minute.
Argh! Jeremy, hold our place in line.
I'm going out front to wait for my mom.
But Candace…
Perry the Platypus?
Oh, looking for my remote, are you? Well, here.
Take it. I don't need it anymore.
I am in love.
Sven, I heard a trendy new badger restaurant
just opened up the street.
- Cool. - Ooh, badger restaurant.
I love badgers.
Platypus-themed restaurants are so four hours ago.
- Let's bail. - Cool.
I haven't eaten badger in a week.
Ah, the public is fickle.
Excuse me, young men. I'd like to buy your restaurant.
I envision a chain of platypus-themed restaurants
as far as the Tri-State Area can see.
Heck, dinner service is over. You can have it.
Mom. Dad. The boys have a restaurant in the yard,
and they're not letting me in.
You've gotta put a stop to it. Come on.
- Goodbye. - Have fun with the restaurant!
Uh, guys?
Ugh, whatever.
Excuse me, miss.
Do you have a table for two?
Right this way, sir.
Enjoy.
You know, Candace,
I've had a lot of fun in your backyard,
but this is the best time yet.
Oh, look.
How adorable.
Candace, you want me to put a stop to this?
No. No, no, no. Go. Shoo.
Keep moving. Nothing to see here.
Now, where were we?
D Love was once a crazy dream *
* Now it's my new evil scheme *
* And now I'm as happy as can be *
* It's the age-old story *
* How an evil boy meets an evil girl *
* We got a love strong enough To rule the whole wide world *
* We both maniacally laugh At all the same stuff *
* I found my other half *
* Yes I got an evil half *
* La-la-la-la *
* When the robot armies march *
* To the beating of our hearts *
* I'm as happy as can be *
* It's the age-old story *
* How an evil boy meets an evil girl *
* We got a love strong enough To rule the whole, wide world *
* We both maniacally laugh At all the same stuff *
* You can't foil a plan *
* That's built upon evil Love *
* La-la-la-la d d Ooh *
* Evil love d.
I have never been so happy in my entire life.
Oh, Heinz…
- I feel nothing. - But… but… but…
Nothing.
D It's the age-old story *
* How an evil boy meets an evil girl *
* We got a love strong enough To rule the whole, wide world *
* We both maniacally laugh At all the same stuff *
* You can't foil a plan *
* That's built upon evil love *
* La-la-la-la d d Ooh *
* Evil love *