D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation *
* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Oh, my gosh, Stacy, have you heard?
About what? About Jeremy. He's on a TV commercial.
Yeah, I know. I heard it from Christina, who heard it from Jenny,
who heard it from Jessie, who heard it from you.
Well, it's totally true. Do you know what this means?
- He's totally out of your league? - He's totally out of my league.
- What am I gonna do? - How should I know?
I don't know anything about celebrity relationships.
That's it.
If I can get on TV, then Jeremy will see my star quality,
and we'll be on the same level again.
- How exactly are you gonna do that? - I guess you're right.
Getting on TV might be kind of difficult.
Yeah, I guess you forgot about that insignificant detail.
Heh-heh, insignificant little detail.
Insignificant little…
Phineas and Ferb. Stacy, you're a genius.
Would you call my mom and tell her that?
Phineas and Ferb! Phineas and Ferb!
Phineas and…!
So you just switch the solenoid here with the ganglion there, and…
- Phineas and Ferb! - Hey, Candace, what'cha doing?
- Freaking out. What're you guys doing? - We're helping the Fireside Girls.
Yeah, we're working on our Broadcasting patches.
We're gonna do a game show.
Baljeet and Buford are the contestants.
We're even gonna broadcast it all over the Tri-State Area.
Great. I knew I came to the right place.
Here's the deal: I'm the star.
Well, all right then.
Okay, one of you get off the stage.
- Whoa! - Right then, let's get this thing started.
You know, we should give Perry a cameo.
Hey, where's Perry?
D Perry d.
Ah, Agent P, uh… Ahem.
Karl and I made a bet, and, well,
I lost.
Dozens of delivery trucks have been…
This was, uh, part of the bet.
Showing up at Doofenshmirtz's,
and no good could come from that.
Get to the bottom of it.
This actually wasn't part of the bet.
Do not worry your pretty little head.
I have plenty of experience with this sort of thing.
You better, man. My face is my fortune.
Of course it is.
Yeah, Stacy. The boys are putting on a game show.
And I'm the star. This'll totally do it.
Well, I hope that does do it,
because Jeremy is getting huger by the minute.
I know because Megan's blog says she thinks so.
No way.
And how are my favorite contestants today?
We're your only contestants, dillweed.
I just wanted to remind everyone that the physical challenges
are a little rigorous,
but the rewards are inconsequential.
So if things get too rough out there, you can drop out anytime you want.
Oh, don't worry about me. I can handle anything.
If the girl's in, I'm in.
Anyway, if you need anything, don't bother to speak up.
I can't believe my own brother doesn't think I can stick it out.
I'll show him. I'm star material here.
Makeup!
Let's do this thing.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
How do you like my new Nemesis Catch-O-Mat?
I bought it from the TV.
Buy now for only 5.99 and get…
I'll take two.
Oh, I see you've taken notice of all of the infomercial products.
I seem to have developed an addiction to them.
It started with the fruit dehydrator.
Here I've been eating hydrated fruit like a sucker
my whole life.
Excuse me, Perry the Platypus.
Sign here, please.
Ah, my Servomat.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
I don't even know what a Servomat is, and now I own five.
These infomercials are taking time away from my evil.
People ask, "Doof, if you have unwanted infomercials,
how do you get rid of them?"
My solution is easy, simple,
and it starts working the same day.
With my Scorch-in-nator, I will target TV towers
and melt, smelt and render them into their basic components,
thereby eliminating infomercials.
And how much would I pay for this?
Nothing, it's free!
But wait, there's more.
Th-there's not really any more, that's about it.
D If you think You're some kind of brainiac *
* A know-it-all Some kind of a whiz *
* Got more answers Than an almanac *
* Let's take a quiz *
* If you think you're Extraordinary *
* A cut above the best Of the rest *
* If your cranial capacity Is something scary *
* Let's take a quiz *
* Let's all take a quiz *
* Oh, yeah d.
Welcome to d Let's Take a Quiz! d.
Where the rules are answer fast and answer often.
Let's meet our contestants.
She's allergic to parsnips and dairy,
say hello to my sister, Candace Flynn.
Oh. Uh. Hi.
He's a bully by vocation,
but has a soft spot for goldfish.
Say hello to Buford Van Stomm.
I see we have no clear fan favorite tonight.
All right.
Let's start round one of d Let's Take a Quiz! d.
This is a high-speed round we call our quizzed-off round.
As usual, I start you off.
Remember, just go as fast as you can,
we'll keep track of the points.
Here we go. Prestidigitation!
Oh, oh, oh. Bunions.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
That's gonna be a five-point penalty.
Aw. Wait a minute. Why does he…?
I'm sorry, all questions must be phrased
in the form of an answer.
Okay, we're back in play now, and.
Passamaquody.
Nonchalant.
- Form of the word? - Uh, "chalant"?
Defenestrate.
Defenestration.
- Diphthong. - Linoleum.
- Ersatz. - Pencil.
Nice job!
Hello? What's the matter with you?
- You're just standing there. - I don't know what they're talking about!
You're losing right now. And losers don't have star quality.
- Say something. - Like what?
Forty-five points for Candace.
Good one, Candace.
- Pocket lint. - Laminate.
- Dolomite. - Porpoise.
- Tralfazz. - "Tralfazz"?
That's right, "tralfazz!"
Fine. Tralfazz.
Oh, bonus.
What's the matter Perry the Platypus?
You don't like my little plan? Think about it this way.
Since infomercials are almost universally hated,
I will actually be doing a civic good by destroying them.
Huh? You see? You like that…? Oof!
Ah, yes, the E-Z Automatic Trap Escaper.
I must've left it out where you could reach it.
Well, I was able to reach this!
It's the Swapotron-Smasho-matic.
I got it for only 99.95.
Ah, the Labco pocket tennis ball launcher
provides exquisite
accuracy.
Face the hideous might
of my Burgerizer 2100 hamburger patty air canon.
Eat patty!
- Bolshevik. - Knobby.
- Not quite. - Scamper.
Procrastination.
- "Scrumptuous." - Swagger.
- Tony. - Tony?
- Why not? - Why not?
- Yeah, Tony backwards. - Judges?
Thirty points. Physical challenge.
What do you mean, physical…?
This doesn't even make any sense!
Wow, 100 points. Candace is on fire.
Woo-hoo.
- I'm not really on fire, am I? - No, you're good.
Heh-heh. How did I find you?
Well, it was easy, with my Platy Positioner
satellite global platypus locator.
Patent pending.
Slippery snagglefoot.
That answer is correct.
Candace, do you want the minus 2000 points,
or do you want another physical challenge?
I'll take another physical challenge.
She's taking the physical challenge.
Dude, it's so cool you're in this commercial.
Thanks.
Hey, let's see if it's on another channel.
Wait, wait, wait. Is that Candace?
Whoa.
She's, like, a TV star.
Not only will I defeat you with this Flab Crusher,
but I'm simultaneously getting a good burn on my delts.
Ten ninety-nine. Hm?
The Tornado Vac only needs one setting
because of its painfully awesome suction power.
Shrink-inator, why haven't I unplugged this thing?
I keep leaving myself notes, and I keep forgetting.
"Shrink-inator. Unplug Shrink-inator."
Ugh. I'll do it tomorrow.
This is the final question.
Winner takes all.
- What is…? - Teddy bear stuffing.
Be a star, Candace. Be a star.
Be a star. Come on, be a star.
Wow. Somebody's got issues.
Ha. I'll crush you with my Burgermatic hamburger flipper.
All right, forget the Burgermatic.
Let's see how you fare against my Shrink-inator.
Curse you… Hey! Hey, you missed my hand.
Oh, now not only am I shrunken, but I'm freakishly shrunken.
Curse you, Perry the Platy…
Aw, this is kind of heavy.
Hey, look, our game show set
instantaneously miniaturized itself.
Well, I suppose we could call that the home version.
Well, we are home. Let's play it.
There you are, Perry.
So what? That's it? Who won?
I am so busting you guys.
- Hi, Candace. - Hi, Jeremy.
I saw you on TV and just wanted to congratulate you.
I guess you're, like, on a whole new level now.
- What about your commercial? - You mean this?
D Available only at Devors *
* It's the Tri-State Area Flip-flop store *
I was just the foot model.
You have hunky ankles. Heh.
Thanks. I like your… branch.
Heh-heh. You should have seen me covered in pie.
What kind of pie?
- Hi, Mom. - Hi, boys.
- What are you kids up to today? - Just trying out our new invention.
It's called the Ladybug 2000 roving swing set.
- Want a whirl? - Not right now, sweetie.
I'm going to the gardening store.
Something's been eating my hydrangeas. Hm.
Hey, Isabella.
Good thing we installed an airbag.
So, what'cha doing?
The Fireside Girls are trying to raise money
to save the star-nosed mole.
- And how's it going? - Not very well.
We started a bake sale.
Then we tried catsitting, even a lemonade stand.
But nothing worked.
Now, what's a good way to raise some money?
I got it. We construct a zip-line
from the top of Danville's tallest skyscraper
- all the way to our… - Or,
- we could have a car wash. - That's good too.
We'll build the best dang car wash in the whole dang world.
Dang it.
I… I can't really pull that off, can I?
- You're not very street. - Yeah.
Hey, where's Perry?
Way to stick that landing, Agent P.
Eight and a half, Karl? Really?
Well, sir, he did separate his feet a little on the re-entry.
Karl. Ugh.
Hey, is something burning over on the stove?
My spaghetti!
Anyhow, we have some grave concerns.
Seems there's been some extreme seismic activity in the area,
and we're pretty sure our old friend Doofenshmirtz
- is up to no good again. - Excuse me, sir?
I wrote my sophomore thesis on quakes and seismic events.
If you want, you can check out my website.
Ugh. Karl. Spaghetti.
Oh, that's right!
Hey, here's your delivery, kid.
Friction rollers, spot-free rinser,
individual dryers, turbo spray nozzles,
jet-powered vacuum, atomic collider.
I suppose you're gonna ask me if I'm too young to use this stuff.
Nah, just try not to blow a hole through the Earth's core,
- or we'll both be in deep doody. - Okay.
Stacy, I sent Jeremy a text message 12 minutes ago,
and he still hasn't answered.
You don't think I'm making a big deal out of this?
- No way. - What am I going to do, Stacy?
- You've gotta play hard to get. - Hard to get?
Jeremy thinks you'll go with him anywhere, anytime,
just for the asking.
Don't be a lapdog, Candace. Just say no.
Uh-oh, Stacy.
It's Jeremy!
- Hello? - Hey, Candace.
I'm taking my mom's car to this crazy new car wash,
would you like to go for a ride?
A car? That is so grown-up.
I mean, hold please. Stacy.
Jeremy's asked me out for a ride… in a car!
Wow, that's so grown-up. But you gotta be strong.
Remember, hard to get.
Right. Hard to get. I'll call you back.
Um, about the car and the ride
I would love to!
Wait, I mean, I'd better check my schedule.
You're in luck. I can just squeeze you in.
Great. Pick you up later.
Ah, Jeremy.
Stacy, I am, like, so hard to get right now.
It's like totally… What in the…?
Gotta go, Stacy.
Okay, Ferb. Let's test out the Turbo-Charged Uber Nozzle.
- What the heck is going…? Argh! - It works.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Well, it looks like that anti-platypus security system
was a total waste of money.
I am so taking that back.
Thank goodness for old reliable traps, huh?
I'm so glad you're going to hang around.
Anyway, you've arrived just in time to witness the unveiling
of my latest invention.
Let me introduce to you
the Mountain-Out-Of-A-Molehill-Inator.
All my life I was told:
"Don't make a mountain out of a molehill."
Well, now I intend to do just that.
This machine will infuse electricity
into a small little sphere
of compressed nitrogen molecules,
which I will then drop into the Earth,
and it will make all the tiny little molehill molecules
grow and grow into enormous moun…
Eh, you know, it's kind of complicated.
I learned about it on some kid's website.
Oh, oh, and you know what else I found on the web?
It's these pictures of cats and they write these…
Oh, look at this one. Invisible cheeseburger.
No, huh? Well, it's not for everyone. I just think they're funny.
Anyway, so I take this sphere, electrify it,
drop it in the ground, ta-da!
Mountains. Out of molehills.
I know when people say that they usually mean it figuratively.
It's an analogy. But I'm making a point.
I can do whatever I want.
I will be honest. I think we look ridiculous.
Are you kiddin'?
I make this look good.
Okay, Ferb. Let's fire this baby up.
Oh, they are so busted.
All right, you dweebs, what's going on here?
I don't have time for this.
I've got a huge date, and
* Scrub, scrub, scrub *
* Gotta get it all clean *
* Just drive on in To our brand-new machine *
* Scrub, scrub, scrub Shake off the grime *
* Just cruise on in If you've got the time *
* When your hot-rod looks Have gone downhill *
* We'll put a smile mark Back on its wheel *
* You're gonna feel better You know you will *
* At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous car wash *
* When your ride has lost its sheen *
* When your white walls Have turned green *
* We'll soak and spray Your car pristine *
* And scrub your u ndercarriage clean *
* Twist, twist Gotta rinse off all the musk *
* You won't recognize That old pickup truck *
* Flush, flush We're gonna flush out the gunk *
* Just come on in *
* We'll get you Outta your funk *
* If you haven't figured out yet *
* It's the place you should be *
* Take it from us We're even on your TV *
* And with every wash You get this cute little tree *
* At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous car wash *
* Car wash d.
Let me outta here.
Just wait till I get my hands on those two little…
Jeremy?
Oh, hi, Jeremy. Are you here yet?
Well, I'm having a hard time getting there.
Looks like this whole town is going to this new car wash.
We might have to make it some other time.
Wait, no. I mean, I've gotta put you on hold.
Stacy. Wow, I can't believe you're still there.
So how is "hard to get" working?
Working? I'm impossible to get.
And now Jeremy's playing hard to get.
Wow, this car wash is really hopping.
At this rate, the star-nosed mole will be saved in no time.
Phineas, I'd love to bust you,
but if you don't speed up this car wash,
I'm going to miss my date with Jeremy.
No biggie, big sister.
This is Big Squirt to Super Suds.
No, wait. Too fast.
Slow, slow, slow, stop!
Wow. That was quite an entrance.
Jeremy.
You made it. Oh, I must look like a wreck.
No, you look great. Hop in.
- What'd you do to your hair? - Hot wax.
- And a sealer, I think. - I like it.
I'm really glad you're going with me.
There's nothing I'd rather be doing.
I put an energy whatchamacallit in here and…
Nice.
Wow, these things go fast. I guess I need a new battery.
Nope. No.
Uh-uh. Not here.
No. Ah… Nope.
No. No.
No. Finally.
Aw, dang it!
Oh, sorry, Perry, I didn't mean to get all street there,
but now it's probably got all that
greasy refrigerator fluff on it.
Oh, there's my retainer.
This is so romantic.
It's like we're going through our very own Tunnel of…
Horror!
Throw! Throw!
No worries. I'll protect you.
All right, here we go.
The energy ball is growing and…
Ah. All right, time for the Unstuckinator.
You know, in hindsight,
I probably should have done this in the basement.
Wow, I guess that's who's been eating Mom's hydrangeas.
Well, looks like they're safe now.
It's working, it's working.
And so much better than I thought it would.
All of my life everyone told me
I couldn't make a mountain out of a molehill.
Well, everybody, take that…
Ow.
Why do I even bother?
System overload.
Cliché explosion imminent.
D Agent P d.
Who wears a shoe this size anyway?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
Oh, no, it's a hideous giant mole.
Hey, shut up.
No, no, that mole, you fool.
I don't know what that was,
but let's do it again.
- Stacy? - Candace.
What the heck are you doing?
You're supposed to be playing hard to get…
Oh. Oh, where am I?
Hey, check it out, an aglet.
So this is why you shouldn't make mountains
out of molehills.
Curse you, giant mole!
There goes a perfectly good car wash.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Oh, no. Now how are we supposed to save the star-nosed mole?
I think he can take care of himself.
D Twist, twist Gotta rinse off the musk *
* You won't recognize That old pickup truck *
* Flush, flush, we're gonna Flush out the gunk *
* Just come on in We'll get you o utta your funk *
* If you haven't figured out yet *
* It's the place you should be *
* Take it from us We're even on your TV *
* And with every wash You get this cute little tree *
* At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous car wash *
* Car wash *