D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation *
* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Ugh, no more peach and pumpernickel sandwiches before bed.
You!
For an animal that doesn't do much,
you sure know how to make a mess of things.
D Doobie, doobie, doo-ba d.
Good morning, Agent P.
I've got bad news and good news.
The bad news is, you're being reassigned
to a new, more evil villain.
His name: The Regurgitator.
We keep pushing him down, but he keeps coming back up.
That's not funny, Carl. It's just disgusting.
- You laughed earlier. - It was a pity laugh.
Anyway,
Dr. Doofenshmirtz had to be downgraded
to minor threat status,
and we've just assigned Agent S to his case.
The good news is,
you're being relocated away from your host family
to this new family in the Quad-State Area.
Psst. It's the other way around, sir.
Oh, yes, yes. Of course.
The bad news is the relocation,
and the good news is the new villain thing.
Just make sure you take your belongings from the house
when you leave.
- Good morning, Candace. - What's so great about it?
Not much. We can't find Perry anywhere.
He's never missed breakfast, not even once.
Uh, you don't think he could have argued with someone
at say, 3:38 a.m.,
gotten his feelings hurt, then run away, do you?
Nah, he never would have gone outside on purpose.
Everybody knows platypuses are supposed to stay inside at night.
You haven't seen him anywhere, have you?
Well, maybe he just wandered off.
Doesn't he always wander off at some point in the day?
A- and then later when he comes back,
you say "Oh, there you are, Perry." And he says, "Grr."
Yeah, but he's always here in the morning.
I'd be devastated if something happened to him.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Hold on, I'm coming.
Another gift basket?
"We regret to inform you
that due to the Regurgitator's recent evil behavior,
you have been downgraded to a minor threat…
"If you believe this to be a mistake,
please fill out the included appeal form… ".
A minor threat?
Regurgitator.
Eh, well, there's a lot of weirdos out there.
Oh, here we go. He has his own blog.
"World's most evil villain"?
Who does this upstart think he is?
It's time to show him who's boss.
All right, Ferb.
Activate the Plat-Attractor 3000.
If Perry's anywhere in Danville, this'll bring him home.
Wow, I didn't know there were so many platypuses in Danville.
Yeesh, what a dump.
So much for Mr. Big Shot Supervillain.
Uh, yeah, hi.
I'm looking for someone named Mr. The Regurgitator?
"Do not push."
Eh.
Oh, my Heinz heinie.
Look at this. All this technology, a giant vacuum tube,
and they can't afford a throw pillow?
Oh, hello.
I am the Regurgitator!
Well. OK, my name is Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Ta-da!
I- I'm sorry, I don't have the whole…
Where are those lights coming from when you do that?
You're that disturbed lunatic from Danville.
- Oh, you've heard of me? - Yes, and you've heard of me.
Seriously, where is that…?
Oh, look, you've already captured Perry the Platypus.
My, you do work fast.
Why don't you fill out these forms
and I'll consider you for a three-year internship.
I am not here to apply for an intern…
Oh, you offer maternity leave.
You can start by making a fresh pot of coffee.
Nope, Ferb, not Perry.
This little guy's eyes are too close together,
and his beak is orange.
Perry's is more of a tangerine.
Nope, too fat. Too thin.
Too cartoony.
Whoa, that one smells like meat loaf.
Perry?
Perry the Platypus! P… Huh?
Perry! Get over here.
You're coming home with me so I don't get in trouble with the…
You have a pet beaver?
- You have a pet platypus. - Touché.
Nope, too blue. Too angular.
Too French.
That one's just a duck with a beaver tail taped on him.
Well, that was the last of them.
Maybe we need to think bigger.
And with music. Perry just loves music.
Remember?
Let's get the guitars. I've got an idea.
What are you looking at, Perry the Platypus?
This is a great job.
And look at all I've accomplished.
I mean, just today I organized his evil invoices,
swept his evil lair, picked up his evil dry-cleaning.
And look. I even had time to do this.
See? "Best boss."
And if I do a good job, I could be promoted to head assistant
in just three months.
Where are you gonna be in three months, huh? Huh?
Never mind the three months. I'll take care of him right now.
Wait a minute. First of all, he's my nemesis.
And you can't get rid of him now. Where's the fun of that?
You… You need to explain your whole plan to him.
Don't you have a nemesis?
Me? The world is my nemesis!
Sorry, this thing doesn't always work.
The world is my nemesis!
Perry's gone, and it's… It's just my fault.
I can't take it anymore.
I'm gonna have to tell the boys. Oh, there they are.
Well, I guess now is as good a time as any.
Phineas, Ferb, I just had to tell you
- that I'm the one who… - Hey.
Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender?
Maybe this'll make you feel better.
Nah, not so much.
Don't look at me like that, Perry the Platapus.
I know what you're thinking.
I- I'm not some lowly intern.
I'm an evil scientist.
I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
And he should be bowing down to me.
Hey, you, Mr. Regurgitator!
Let's get things straight.
- What? - OK, OK.
You see that, Perry the Platypus? Compromise.
Who am I kidding?
You can do it, you can do it, you can do it.
OK, Regurgitator. I've done everything for you.
I've… You see those hard-to-reach files up there?
Well, I invented these rocket shoes
just so you can reach them.
And look at this. I even put in the self-destruct button
that you forgot.
What? Why is it counting down?
OK, well, I might have pressed it by mistake.
But at least I didn't push the release button I installed
inside Perry the Platypus' cage.
Look what you've done.
You've pushed my button for the last time, you disturbed lunatic.
Get ready… Argh!
We did it. We did it.
We did it.
Congratulations, Agent P,
you've defeated the Regurgitator.
As a matter of fact, he just landed in our prison.
You can return immediately to your host family.
And Dr. Doofenshmirtz is once again your nemesis.
So if we're enemies again, does that mean…?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Oh, now, see there. A throw pillow.
You… You guys do it right.
Excellent. From the top of this building,
everyone in the Tri-State Area should be able to hear us.
D Perry, you know you are A boy's best friend *
* You're more Than just a passing trend *
* You're like a treat From a candy store *
* Oh, Perry *
* We love you more Than ice cream cakes *
* We love you more Than bugs and snakes *
* We love you more Than a ll things mentioned before *
* Oh, Perry *
* You're extraordinary *
* You're kinda short And hairy *
* The color of a blueberry *
* Yes, Perry *
* So come home, Perry *
* Come home, Perry *
* Come home d.
Hey, Candace, why don't you sing one?
Um.
D Oh, Perry *
* I think it's kinda scary *
* I can't find you anywhere-y *
* It fills me with dispair-y? *
* Oh, Perry *
* I'm allergic to dairy *
* I'm gonna move To the prairie *
* And change my name to Larry *
Larry?
I ran out of rhymes, all right?
D She'll change her name To Larry *
* Larry, Larry *
* So come home, Perry *
* Come home, Perry *
* Come home *
* So come home, Perry *
* Come home, Perry *
* Come home *
* Come home, Perry *
* Come home d.
- Oh, there you are, Perry. - Perry!
Good job, Larry.
Welcome home.
All right, crew,
prepare to set sail on the hunt of a lifetime.
Ensign Isabella, raise the jib.
Aye-aye, Captain Phineas.
Ahoy, Ferb. Any sign of the great white whale?
You guys better not be talking about me.
Boys, can't you wait till we get the boat in the water?
Oh, it's, uh, not actually called a boat, darling.
It's called a sloop.
And when we're at sea there's no right or left,
only port and starboard.
So which side has the restroom?
- It's not a restroom, it's… - It's called the poop deck.
Well, no, actually it's called the head.
Really? 'Cause poop deck makes much more sense.
Dad, can we just get this over with?
Jeremy's throwing a romantic summer soiree at sunset tonight.
I'm kind of on a deadline here.
Oh, don't worry, darling.
It's only going to be a three-hour tour.
A three-hour tour?
You can use the time to soak up some vitamin D.
- Fine. - Candace distracted, check.
- Kids with life jackets. - Check.
Excellent.
Family pet? Say, where's Perry?
Oh, Perry stayed home. Baljeet's watching him.
Hey, Baljeet, what'cha doin'?
I am watching Perry the Platypus.
I promised to not take my eyes off of him all day.
Well, this is lame.
He's a platypus. They do not do much.
Maybe he needs some motivation.
No, no! Please.
I have given my solemn oath to protect the little monotreme
until the Flynn family comes home.
- What is that weird noise? - I don't know.
- Maybe a car alarm? - Wait, I think it stopped.
Hey, Phineas, what'cha doin'?
My "king of the world" bit. Hey, check that out.
And look at those cool flags.
According to my Fireside Girls manual,
each one of those flags has a meaning.
The blue flag means crab season.
And the yellow flag means hold the mustard.
And that last one
I'm not sure what that one means.
OK, who turned off the sun? Oh, here it is.
The red flag with the black box means… storm warning.
You kids get below. I'll head us back to shore.
Lawrence, we're heading towards that whirlpool.
Keep faith in me, my darling.
I have everything under control!
Agent P, come in.
Agent P?
Blast it, Carl. Why doesn't he answer?
I think it's coming from his stomach.
He must be hungry.
I'll get him something to eat.
Don't worry, little ducky thing.
We're gonna take good care of you.
Is everything all right, Agent P?
I'm sensing you're in a bit of a jam.
Can you get us a better view of the situation?
I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you
and never let you go.
Looks like we picked a bad day to send all of our field agents
to sensitivity training.
We're all out of options.
I was hoping this day would never come,
but, Carl, this is your big chance.
D Carl He works a camera *
* Carl *
* He knows What a ll those buttons do *
* Carl He'll clear the paper jam *
* Carl *
* And he'll pick up The laundry too *
* He knows how to format Spellcheck and text edit *
* He's working this job Just for college credit *
* He's Carl, the intern *
* Carl d.
Ugh, I think it's finally clearing up.
Well, the ship held together pretty good, didn't it?
Of course, we'll have to re-attach the wheel
and fix that, uh, giant hole.
Now, kids, are you all right?
- We're fine. - Hey, where's Ferb?
Are you OK?
Oh, there you are. And there's Candace.
Hey, what gives?
Whoa, this doesn't look too good at all.
Kids, don't come up here. It's far too dangerous.
Mom and I will fix the boat.
Candace, why don't you look for some food?
And, boys, you could find us some shelter if you like.
We may be here for a while.
A while? You mean we're stranded?
That means I won't get to Jeremy's party before the sun sets.
We'll be stuck here forever, eating rocks and bugs.
Then I'll have to marry a monkey and have monkey kids
and name them Xavier and Amanda.
And we'll love them anyway.
Candace, the sooner we get started,
- the sooner we all get to go home. - Fine.
Stay safe, everyone.
Shelter, shelter.
Well, this spot has potential.
Great, let's get started.
Remember, Carl, nothing distracts kids like ice cream.
You need to get rid of those two boys
so Agent P can proceed with his mission.
Aye-aye, sir.
- Both hands on the wheel, Carl. - Sorry, sir.
Oh, Perry. I could not find the platypus food.
Oh, boy.
Ice cream, ice cream.
Oh, I almost forgot Perry. Come along.
Let us get you a little treat.
- Give me a double caramel fudge. - Here you go.
Ugh. Hey, this is butterscotch ripple.
Is this your first day on the job or something?
Hey, he didn't charge me.
Rookie mistake.
I did not even get to… Wait, where is Perry?
Glad to have you back, Agent P.
You lost some time,
but I brought along the escape cone.
Agent P, we've just received reports
that Doofenshmirtz has been buying up
all the laundry detergent in the Tri-State Area.
We want you to find out what he's up to
and put a stop to it.
You'll need to use your tracking device to find him
before your delicious ice cream cone melts.
Oh, Candace, go find us some food.
Yeah, like a quart of ice cream
is just gonna fall out of the…
Ugh. Where is Perry the Platypus?
He should have been here hours ago.
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Well, you know, I had a trap for you, but no time.
This one's a little complicated, OK?
You remember a few schemes ago when I couldn't figure out
what "Big Laundry" meant?
Well, this. This is what I meant.
I am nefariously planning to provide the entire population
of the Tri-State Area with free laundry,
which will drive out of business all of the local Laundromats,
freeing up prime real estate locations
for my newest franchise:
The Doofenshmirtz Institute of Evilology,
where in only six weeks students can earn a certificate
in mayhem, larceny or Ponzi schemes.
And I'm here in this volcano on this deserted island
'cause I get all this free monkey labor.
I control them all with my Monkey-Enslavenator Helmet.
And all I had to do was build one of them,
because, you know, monkey see monkey do.
Hey, hey. Yeah, you can't put the red clothes in with the white wash.
You'll turn the whole batch into a big pink mess.
Bright colors over there, you incompetent baboon.
Literally. OK, now, what was I talking about?
Perry!
Where are you?
Oh, it is no use. I fear he is gone for good.
Why don't you just buy 'em a new one?
- They won't know the difference. - You cannot just buy a…
Wait. That gives me an idea.
We don't need to eat. We need to get out of here.
I swear, if I don't get to Jeremy's party…
Yuck! Monkey cooties.
So, what do you think of our shelter?
Can't you just be normal for one day?
All you had to do was make a little lean-to for survival.
Well, there's survival and then there's living.
Let us give you a quick tour.
We've got everything we need to make our maritime mishap
as enjoyable as possible.
Here's our warm and cozy family room.
A fully-stocked kitchen.
We even have indoor plumbing.
You're giving a monkey a shower?
Yep. It had to be done.
Grr. Don't you realize I have a very important party to go to?
If you're going to all this trouble,
you could have built us a bridge back to town.
But Dad didn't ask us to build a bridge.
Or you could have built us a coconut-powered hovercraft.
But Dad didn't ask us to build…
Or… Or you could have made a gigantic slingshot
- and shot us back to the mainland. - Hey, not bad.
Mind if we use that some day?
Oh, you two are gonna be so busted.
Oh, wait. No, Candace.
Not that way. That's the
emergency exit.
I was trying to tell you, it's not done yet.
There's gonna be this whole slide thing
that dumps you into the hot tub.
We're waiting on some parts.
No, no, Perry the Platypus.
You put that down right…
Ow! Ow, that smarts!
So, Candace, do you want a banana smoothie?
I got you guys this time.
There's no way you could dismantle your stupid tropical dream house
before I drag Mom back here to bust you.
So no smoothie then?
Ow! Ow!
That's right, run away, Perry the Pla… Argh!
Nice try, Perry the Plat… Wait, wait, what are you doing?
Don't throw the bright colors in with the… Too much soap.
Curse you, Perry the Pla…
I told you no starch.
Volcano!
We need to move now.
- Wait until Mom and Dad find out. - Run, Candace!
- Pink lava behind you. - Pink lava?
Well, that's it.
Great job fixing the ship, honey.
But how are we going to get it back in the water?
Oh, yes, well, um…
Mom, Dad, we gotta get outta here!
Whoo. Hurry up, kids. Women and children first.
Kids, we're headed home.
You were magnificent, captain.
Can't we go any faster? Come on, steer this thing.
Go, go, go.
Oh, Buford.
Perhaps this will buy us a little time.
Frozen waffle, please.
- Ugh. - Sorry, got hungry.
Ugh. Maybe they will not know the difference.
I think it's pretty convincing.
Oh, who am I kidding?
We will have tell them the truth.
You're on your own, Jeet. I'm outta here.
Hey, Baljeet, we're home.
Hold on, Jeremy, I'm coming.
Oh, my friends.
I hope you can forgive me.
Hey, Baljeet, wait till you hear what we did today.
But I have something to tell you first.
- What is it? - It is…
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Aw, and look at that,
Baljeet made Perry a little friend.
Thanks, Baljeet. I knew we could count on you.
D Carl He works a camera *
* Carl *
* He knows What a ll those buttons do *
* Carl He'll clear the paper jam *
* Carl *
* And he'll pick up The laundry too *
* He knows how to format Spellcheck and text edit *
* He's working this job Just for college credit *
* He's Carl *
* The intern, Carl *