1 00:00:10,512 --> 00:00:13,556 D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation * 2 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,142 * And school comes along just to end it * 3 00:00:16,226 --> 00:00:19,229 * So the annual problem For our generation * 4 00:00:19,312 --> 00:00:22,357 * Is finding a good way to spend it * 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,608 * Like maybe * 6 00:00:23,692 --> 00:00:26,152 * Building a rocket or fighting a mummy * 7 00:00:26,236 --> 00:00:28,279 * Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 8 00:00:28,697 --> 00:00:31,157 * Discovering something That doesn't exist d. 9 00:00:31,241 --> 00:00:32,185 Hey! 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,535 D Or giving a monkey a shower * 11 00:00:34,411 --> 00:00:35,537 * Surfing tidal waves * 12 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:38,498 * Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d. 13 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:39,526 It's over here! 14 00:00:39,541 --> 00:00:41,001 D Finding a Dodo bird * 15 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:42,085 * Painting a continent * 16 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:44,212 * Or driving our sister insane * 17 00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:45,198 Phineas! 18 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,465 D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do * 19 00:00:47,549 --> 00:00:49,175 * Before school starts this fall d. 20 00:00:49,259 --> 00:00:50,259 Come on, Perry! 21 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:55,390 D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! * 22 00:00:55,473 --> 00:01:00,520 * So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d. 23 00:01:01,021 --> 00:01:04,441 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 24 00:01:12,741 --> 00:01:15,160 OK, what the heck is that sound? 25 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,243 Come on, Ferb. 26 00:01:16,286 --> 00:01:17,722 I know what we're not gonna do today. 27 00:01:17,746 --> 00:01:19,826 We're not gonna figure out what we are gonna do today 28 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:21,142 as long as that noise keeps up. 29 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,043 If you don't stop that racket, 30 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:25,003 I am so gonna bust you, 31 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:27,255 empty back yard? 32 00:01:27,339 --> 00:01:29,090 Candace, stop trying to bust your back yard. 33 00:01:30,342 --> 00:01:32,260 Jeremy! Yes? 34 00:01:32,344 --> 00:01:34,429 Yes. We'll see you in a bit. 35 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:36,556 Thanks. No you get off the phone… 36 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,391 Hello? 37 00:01:38,475 --> 00:01:39,461 So, what's the scoop? 38 00:01:39,476 --> 00:01:41,645 Jeremy just invited us to his friend's concert. 39 00:01:41,728 --> 00:01:43,188 Oh, I don't know. 40 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,333 Lately, I've been feeling like a third wheel around you guys. 41 00:01:45,357 --> 00:01:47,067 What? No. 42 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,694 I always saw it more like Jeremy and I were two wheels 43 00:01:49,778 --> 00:01:51,655 and you were separate, on a unicycle all: 44 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:53,073 D Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo d. 45 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,675 Wait a minute, I just thought of something. 46 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:56,576 Jeremy's never given me a nickname. 47 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:58,495 I refer you to the Chart. 48 00:01:58,578 --> 00:01:59,746 Oh, goody. The Chart. 49 00:02:00,038 --> 00:02:03,166 See, Jeremy only calls me "Candace" and nothing else. 50 00:02:03,249 --> 00:02:04,518 When a guy makes you his girlfriend 51 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:06,211 he comes up with a nickname for you. 52 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:09,339 A pet name like "baby", "honey", "Peg-leg Pete." 53 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:11,007 His own personal stamp. 54 00:02:11,091 --> 00:02:13,259 Maybe you should just let whatever happens happen. 55 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:14,511 You know, naturally. 56 00:02:14,594 --> 00:02:16,429 Naturally? 57 00:02:16,513 --> 00:02:18,390 Where that coming from? 58 00:02:18,473 --> 00:02:19,975 Baljeet's house? 59 00:02:20,058 --> 00:02:21,218 For such a mild-mannered kid, 60 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:23,144 we wind up here for a lot of weird reasons. 61 00:02:23,228 --> 00:02:25,063 I wish I had some earplugs. 62 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:27,524 Thanks, dude. 63 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:29,025 So, uh, what up, Jeet? 64 00:02:29,109 --> 00:02:31,236 Oh, hello, my friends. 65 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,654 I did not hear you come in. 66 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:34,239 Is everything OK? 67 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,658 If by "OK" you mean that my life is a meaningless 68 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:39,661 black cauldron of swirling failure, 69 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:41,204 then, yes, everything is groovy. 70 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:42,682 That's not at all what I meant by "OK." 71 00:02:42,706 --> 00:02:45,250 I signed up for a class called "Summer Rocks" 72 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,127 believing it was a geology course. 73 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,212 It turned out to be a rock 'n' roll camp. 74 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:52,716 And no matter how hard I study, I just do not rock. 75 00:02:53,008 --> 00:02:54,968 I could actually get an, eh… 76 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:58,096 An… Oh, I cannot even say that terrible letter! 77 00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,723 Ineas. Erb. 78 00:02:59,973 --> 00:03:01,224 What am I going to do? 79 00:03:01,308 --> 00:03:02,576 Well, that was an interesting sound 80 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,102 you were getting out of your guitar. 81 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:05,288 I think you'll be just fine. 82 00:03:05,312 --> 00:03:06,688 That was not my guitar. 83 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:09,524 That was me. I call it the "Fail Wail." 84 00:03:12,569 --> 00:03:14,446 Baljeet. Baljeet, whoa. Hey! 85 00:03:14,529 --> 00:03:16,614 Thank you. We can show you how to rock. 86 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:18,241 - Really? - Absolutely. 87 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:20,493 Hey, I think the Fail Wail scared Perry off. 88 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:23,705 Ticket, please. 89 00:03:24,664 --> 00:03:25,665 Right this way. 90 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:27,709 Enjoy the show. 91 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:33,173 Evil. 92 00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:34,424 Wait. 93 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:35,633 You. 94 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:36,760 Await. 95 00:03:37,344 --> 00:03:39,220 Evil. Awaits. 96 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:41,765 - Cut. Cut. - Oh, come on! 97 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,308 Sorry, Agent P. 98 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,060 Carl has been taking some film classes, 99 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:46,561 and now believes I'm stifling 100 00:03:46,645 --> 00:03:49,189 his "creativity" as my cameraman. 101 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,024 Camera artist. 102 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:53,234 Seems Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been buying 103 00:03:53,318 --> 00:03:54,736 baby supplies all over town. 104 00:03:54,986 --> 00:03:56,738 One can only imagine what he's doing. 105 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:58,740 Two can discuss it between themselves. 106 00:03:58,990 --> 00:04:01,660 More than two is, frankly, a waste of our resources. 107 00:04:01,743 --> 00:04:03,286 Good luck, Agent P. 108 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:04,746 OK, once more with feeling. 109 00:04:05,038 --> 00:04:07,999 The agency isn't paying for these classes, are they, Carl? 110 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:10,752 I have read every book on the history of rock music. 111 00:04:11,044 --> 00:04:13,546 Gosh, Baljeet, rock 'n' roll isn't about books, 112 00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:15,590 it's about letting go and having fun. 113 00:04:15,674 --> 00:04:17,092 Rock 'n' Roll is a way for you 114 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:18,426 to tell the world how you feel. 115 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:20,679 - Feel about what? - Expressing yourself. 116 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:23,473 - I mean, what do you do when you're angry? - Math. 117 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:26,559 - OK, what about when you're sad? - Math. 118 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:28,186 - Happy? - Math. 119 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,355 So every feeling you have makes you wanna do math? 120 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,375 I do not know if there is so much cause and effect. 121 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:33,385 I do a lot of math. 122 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,609 The feelings come and go. 123 00:04:34,693 --> 00:04:36,111 What kind of concert is this? 124 00:04:36,194 --> 00:04:38,196 It's the Summer Rocks Graduation Concert. 125 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,490 Jeremy's friend Coltrane is an instructor. 126 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:41,992 Look, there they are! 127 00:04:42,075 --> 00:04:44,411 Oh, that's Coltrane. He's really cute. 128 00:04:44,494 --> 00:04:45,745 Hm, I guess he is. 129 00:04:45,996 --> 00:04:47,330 Hey, wait a minute. 130 00:04:47,414 --> 00:04:48,999 You like Coltrane. 131 00:04:49,082 --> 00:04:51,143 Well, I've never actually talked to him before, but… 132 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,252 Quick, what should we do? 133 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,337 Hide? No, wait. Pretend you're a talent scout. 134 00:04:54,421 --> 00:04:56,381 Ooh, here, I think I have a fake mustache on me. 135 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,091 Let's just go over and say hi. 136 00:04:58,174 --> 00:04:59,318 What do you think it means when a girl 137 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,094 leaves a fake mustache at your house? 138 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:02,470 - Hi, guys. - Hey, gals. 139 00:05:02,554 --> 00:05:05,056 Ha, "gals." Yeah, that's me. 140 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:07,392 "The Gal." Gosh, when did you start calling me that? 141 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:08,518 Hi, I'm Stacy. 142 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:10,353 Hey, how you doing, Stacy? I'm Coltrane. 143 00:05:10,437 --> 00:05:12,731 - I like your hair. - Thanks. I like your bow. 144 00:05:12,981 --> 00:05:14,250 - Let me show you around. - Cool. 145 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:17,027 Hey, Coltrane and Stacy. 146 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:19,404 That was easy. What? 147 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:23,366 D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d. 148 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:38,256 Oh, congratulations! It's a platypus! 149 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:41,343 What do you think of my new Nanny-inator? 150 00:05:41,426 --> 00:05:44,471 Nice, huh? You know what time it is? 151 00:05:44,679 --> 00:05:46,222 Evil story time. 152 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:49,392 See, I wrote my new evil scheme in pop-up book format. 153 00:05:49,476 --> 00:05:53,605 Once upon a time, yesterday, like a quarter to six, 154 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:56,149 I was watching a nature documentary, 155 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:58,401 and I learned how, before a baby's born, 156 00:05:58,485 --> 00:06:00,153 its constant companion 157 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:03,531 is the soothing, steady beat of its mother's heart. 158 00:06:03,615 --> 00:06:07,035 Even after it's born, the sound of the mother's heartbeat 159 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:10,538 continues to be a safe, calming beacon to a growing child, 160 00:06:10,622 --> 00:06:12,666 in some cases, up until their early 30s. 161 00:06:12,749 --> 00:06:16,127 Suddenly, I was struck with a brilliant idea: 162 00:06:16,211 --> 00:06:20,006 To project the sound of my own heartbeat across the city, 163 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:22,008 causing all the babies 164 00:06:22,092 --> 00:06:24,260 to believe that I am their leader. 165 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:27,472 Like the Pied Piper, except with babies. 166 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:31,559 I will have a mighty baby army and no one would fight back. 167 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:34,104 Because, you know, they're babies. 168 00:06:34,187 --> 00:06:35,772 Finally the time came for me 169 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:39,526 to tell you my evil plan in pop-up book form. And… 170 00:06:39,609 --> 00:06:44,447 Oh, I-I'm sorry, the book seems to have caught up to us in real time. 171 00:06:45,073 --> 00:06:47,367 Anyway, behold: The Bum-Bum-inator. 172 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:50,578 Rock's not about getting good grades and following the rules. 173 00:06:50,662 --> 00:06:52,247 It's about rebellion. 174 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:55,625 It's about using music to express your true feelings and emotions. 175 00:06:55,709 --> 00:06:57,127 Just play how you feel. 176 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,590 Baljeet, that's… That's just an A chord. 177 00:07:02,674 --> 00:07:05,135 I feel like I want an A. 178 00:07:05,218 --> 00:07:07,012 This is gonna be harder than we thought. 179 00:07:07,679 --> 00:07:09,973 Do you think you could teach me how to play the bass? 180 00:07:10,056 --> 00:07:11,776 Let's see if you have big bass-player hands. 181 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,646 Uh, excuse me for a second. 182 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:19,190 I have to go talk to my friend in the bushes. 183 00:07:19,274 --> 00:07:21,693 Cool. I gotta go get this show started. Save me a dance? 184 00:07:26,573 --> 00:07:27,741 What are you doing? 185 00:07:27,991 --> 00:07:29,534 How's it going with you and Coltrane? 186 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,137 I think it's going really well. He asked me to save him a dance. 187 00:07:32,162 --> 00:07:33,580 He did? 188 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:35,457 What do you think he meant by that? 189 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:38,126 I'm pretty sure he meant he wants to dance with me. 190 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:41,212 Hm, men and their impossible, endless riddles. 191 00:07:41,296 --> 00:07:43,524 So how's it going with you? Has Jeremy nicknamed you yet? 192 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:44,549 No. 193 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:47,028 Maybe Jeremy just isn't the kind of guy who nicknames people. 194 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:49,132 - Huh, you could be right. - Look, here he comes now. 195 00:07:49,179 --> 00:07:51,556 Yo, T-Bone. Hey, Clamo. 196 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,058 What up, Sassy Miss K? 197 00:07:53,141 --> 00:07:54,225 Mo-Mo. Binky. 198 00:07:54,309 --> 00:07:56,269 Hi, Candace, where you been? 199 00:07:56,353 --> 00:07:58,438 I'll, uh… I'll see ya later. 200 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,523 Catch you later, Stac-a-roo. 201 00:08:01,232 --> 00:08:02,232 What? 202 00:08:16,748 --> 00:08:19,125 Oh, I do not know about this. 203 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:20,195 You'll be great. 204 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:21,628 Just remember what we practiced. 205 00:08:21,711 --> 00:08:24,089 Follow the beat and let your feelings out through the music. 206 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:27,467 I'm about to let my feelings out through these pleather pants. 207 00:08:28,176 --> 00:08:30,971 OK, I'm almost ready, Perry the Platypus. 208 00:08:31,054 --> 00:08:33,181 This monitor takes my pulse 209 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:35,642 and transmits it to the Bum-Bum-inator, 210 00:08:35,725 --> 00:08:38,186 which will then broadcast my heartbeat 211 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:41,022 to all the babies in the Tri-State Area. See? 212 00:08:42,315 --> 00:08:44,776 You might say I'm wearing my sleeve on my… 213 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,611 I mean my heart is wearing… Oh… 214 00:08:46,695 --> 00:08:48,405 Never mind. Whatever. You get it. 215 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:56,329 And now the band you've all been waiting for: 216 00:08:56,705 --> 00:08:58,999 The Baljeatles. 217 00:08:59,082 --> 00:09:02,293 Hey, cool beat, Buford. 218 00:09:02,377 --> 00:09:04,421 Uh, thanks? 219 00:09:08,008 --> 00:09:10,277 What's up, Baljeet? Your band is waiting for you on stage. 220 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:11,636 I can't do it. 221 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,680 I just do not know how to rock. 222 00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:16,766 I know I'm going to get a bad grade. 223 00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:18,727 Wait, what are you talking about grades? 224 00:09:18,977 --> 00:09:21,396 This is Summer Rocks. There are no grades. 225 00:09:21,479 --> 00:09:22,605 No grades? 226 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:24,524 - Oh, so it is pass/fail? - No. 227 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,651 We use a free-floating curriculum to encourage kids 228 00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:28,737 to just rock out and have fun. 229 00:09:30,238 --> 00:09:32,282 I do not believe this! 230 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:35,994 I wasted all this time in a class without grades? 231 00:09:37,537 --> 00:09:40,457 If only there was some other kind of outlet for me to express 232 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:44,085 these feelings to my like-minded peer group. 233 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:48,590 Pardon me, I want to try something. 234 00:09:52,218 --> 00:09:53,720 Oh, yeah. 235 00:09:54,638 --> 00:09:56,556 I have got something to say. 236 00:09:58,308 --> 00:09:59,294 D I have been burned * 237 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:01,227 * By fake lesson plans * 238 00:10:01,311 --> 00:10:03,563 * And a free-floating curriculum * 239 00:10:03,647 --> 00:10:06,399 * I like my rules, baby, etched in stone * 240 00:10:06,483 --> 00:10:08,652 * 'Cause you know I am going To stick to them * 241 00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:11,571 * Can I get a syllabus? A little discipline * 242 00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:14,240 * Judge me on a scale from A to F * 243 00:10:14,324 --> 00:10:16,993 * You wasted all my time Learning how to rhyme * 244 00:10:17,077 --> 00:10:18,757 * And left me hanging From a treble cleft * 245 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:21,277 * Somebody give me a grade d d Somebody give me a grade * 246 00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:22,499 * Somebody give me a grade * 247 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:24,376 * I need the man keeping me down * 248 00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:27,462 * Somebody give me a grade d d Somebody give me a grade * 249 00:10:27,545 --> 00:10:29,381 * Is there a red band in this town? * 250 00:10:29,464 --> 00:10:31,233 * Somebody give me a grade d d Somebody give me a grade * 251 00:10:31,257 --> 00:10:33,176 * Somebody give me a grade * 252 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:36,221 * I already said it I may not get a credit today * 253 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,555 * Somebody give me a grade * 254 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:40,183 * Somebody give me a grade * 255 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:41,685 * And make it an A d. 256 00:10:43,478 --> 00:10:47,524 OK, now to relax and keep my heart rate slow and steady. 257 00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:50,068 You know, because too much excitement would cause my heart 258 00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:52,487 to beat too fast and short out the Bum-Bum-inator. 259 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:55,031 Change time. Change time. 260 00:11:03,415 --> 00:11:06,477 Perry, the Platypus, stop chasing me. I'm supposed to keep my heart rate down. 261 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:08,753 Ooh. I am so upset! 262 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,382 D I am stone-cold on a roll * 263 00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:14,134 * I won't be told how to vent * 264 00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:16,636 * I won't cry outside I'm here to testify * 265 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,555 * But with the establishment * 266 00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:21,284 * My parents understand me Put conformity inside of me * 267 00:11:21,308 --> 00:11:22,708 * Which I can help the system out * 268 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:25,579 * I ain't gonna waste my summer Taking beatings from my drummer * 269 00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,522 * Put a mike in front of me And I'll shout * 270 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:29,691 * Give me a grade d d Somebody give me a grade * 271 00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:31,651 * You know, I'm gonna wreck the curve * 272 00:11:31,735 --> 00:11:34,529 * Somebody give me a grade d d Somebody give me a grade * 273 00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:36,364 * They only letter I deserve * 274 00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:38,992 * Somebody give me a grade d d Somebody give me a grade * 275 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:42,746 * This isn't a request I demand there be a test today * 276 00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:45,290 * Somebody give me a grade d d Somebody give me a grade * 277 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:46,374 * Give me an grade d. 278 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,001 Uh-oh. 279 00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:49,586 Not good. 280 00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:58,053 Wait, is that the Baljeatles? 281 00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:13,401 Just call me "Can't Dance" Flynn. 282 00:12:13,485 --> 00:12:15,528 OK, that's your new nickname. 283 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:17,155 Wait, what? No. 284 00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:18,740 I'm not supposed to nickname myself. 285 00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:20,492 You're supposed to come up with it. 286 00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:23,161 You don't even care enough to try. 287 00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:24,496 Hey, wait a second. 288 00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:25,705 I call you, Candace. 289 00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,183 But not because I don't care enough 290 00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,167 to come up with a cute nickname for you. 291 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,293 I call you Candace 292 00:12:30,377 --> 00:12:32,253 because I happen to really like that name. 293 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:33,337 You do? 294 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,715 Of course I do. Because it's your name. 295 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,259 That was easy. 296 00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:42,180 Well, Baljeet, if it means anything, 297 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,057 I'd give you an A-plus in rock. 298 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,517 No, that means almost nothing. 299 00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,063 Dad, I need a car. 300 00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:52,065 I can't keep riding on the back of your scooter 301 00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:53,775 every time I go some place. 302 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,027 It's totally embarrassing. 303 00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,237 Hey, sweetheart, 304 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,006 how would you like to take a ride on a real bike? 305 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,156 She's 16. 306 00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:03,159 Oh, yeah! 307 00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:06,496 You know, ever since I installed the Away-inator on my helmet, 308 00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:08,581 driving is fun again. 309 00:13:08,665 --> 00:13:09,708 Hey, Ferb, check this out. 310 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,335 The super-duper mega store is the largest supplier 311 00:13:12,419 --> 00:13:14,421 of everything in the Tri-State Area. 312 00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:16,256 Ha, I know what we're gonna do today. 313 00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:17,966 Well, I'm gonna buy Jeremy a gift. 314 00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:20,051 It's the anniversary of the very first time 315 00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:21,970 Jeremy and I went to Slushy Burger. 316 00:13:22,053 --> 00:13:23,155 He spilled a cheese dog on me 317 00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:24,407 and the mustard got all over the place. 318 00:13:24,431 --> 00:13:25,682 He was so sweet. 319 00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:27,976 Hm. Tough one. I don't think they make a card for that. 320 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,028 So, Mom, 321 00:13:38,111 --> 00:13:39,422 what are you gonna get at the store? 322 00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:41,740 I need a 25-pound tub of mayonnaise. 323 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,659 And 80 pounds of potatoes to make potato salad for the bridge club. 324 00:13:44,743 --> 00:13:47,370 Wow, that's a lot of potato salad. 325 00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:49,622 Remember to meet me back at the car in three hours. 326 00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:51,458 Wow, think of it, Ferb, 327 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:54,627 52,637,000 square acres 328 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:58,006 of unbridled consumerism all under one roof. 329 00:13:59,341 --> 00:14:00,467 You can whistle that again. 330 00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:03,970 And you get to go to the pet-sitters, Perry. 331 00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:07,140 If you want a car, 332 00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:09,327 you're going to have to prove to me that you're responsible, 333 00:14:09,351 --> 00:14:11,227 that you can do things by yourself. 334 00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:14,064 How can I do that when I'm always on the back of your scooter? 335 00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:15,607 It's a conundrum, isn't it? 336 00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:19,194 Psst. Agent P. 337 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:20,654 Agent P. Down here. 338 00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:23,531 It's the new dog bone communicator. Pretty clever, huh? 339 00:14:23,615 --> 00:14:25,116 I thought of it, Agent P. 340 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,743 Carl, I'm trying to use the bone. 341 00:14:27,035 --> 00:14:28,161 Anyway, Agent P, 342 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:30,455 we've learned that Dr. Doofenshmirtz is shopping 343 00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:32,957 for parts to build another one of his outlandish devices. 344 00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,041 Put a tail on him. 345 00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:49,683 You look fabulous. 346 00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:53,311 So, I've got to find some way to prove to you I'm responsible. 347 00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:55,480 There must be an easier way to earn a car. 348 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:57,649 You know what they say about taking the easy way. 349 00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,192 What do they say? 350 00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:01,736 Well, I could tell you but that would be taking the easy way, 351 00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:03,464 and you know what they say about that. 352 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,407 Oh, look, pizzazium infinionite. 353 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,490 What's that? 354 00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:08,410 You've heard of hydrogen. 355 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:09,995 You may know boron. 356 00:15:10,078 --> 00:15:12,205 But of all the elements on the periodic table, 357 00:15:12,288 --> 00:15:14,416 none is more fascinating and less abundant 358 00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:16,084 than pizzazium infinionite. 359 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:19,295 Pizzazium infinionite was first discovered by fortune hunters 360 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:22,215 50 years ago in the year 1894. 361 00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:24,342 No one is really sure what it does, 362 00:15:24,426 --> 00:15:27,053 But look to the future for hover vehicles 363 00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:29,431 powered by pizzazium infinionite 364 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,391 in the world of tomorrow. 365 00:15:31,474 --> 00:15:33,059 See? That's what it is. 366 00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:35,020 - Where did you get the…? - It's gone! 367 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,604 Someone took the last one! 368 00:15:36,688 --> 00:15:39,482 What luck. Pizzazium infinionite. 369 00:15:39,566 --> 00:15:41,735 That science prize is as good as mine. 370 00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:43,653 So why am I here again? 371 00:15:43,737 --> 00:15:46,156 Because as a person of superior intellect, 372 00:15:46,239 --> 00:15:49,326 I require an angry wall of meat to protect my science project. 373 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:51,036 Angry wall of meat, huh? 374 00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:52,203 Yeah, I could do that. 375 00:15:52,287 --> 00:15:54,622 Oh, great, now I have to scour this whole place 376 00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:57,083 and find the pizzazium and probably have to wrench it out 377 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:59,294 of the hands of some random shopper… 378 00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:01,212 Wait, Dad, I can do this for you. 379 00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:03,214 I can go find this… this pizzazium thing 380 00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:05,091 and prove to you that I can be responsible. 381 00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:06,415 That I can do things on my own. 382 00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:08,553 Then you can get me my own car, right? 383 00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:10,221 I don't know. Are you sure you can…? 384 00:16:10,305 --> 00:16:12,349 Of course I can. I'm me. It'll be a piece of cake. 385 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:13,432 We'll see. 386 00:16:13,475 --> 00:16:16,353 - I'm not hearing a no. - I'm not saying a yes. 387 00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:18,772 Here, you can take this pizzazium locator. It'll help. 388 00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:22,025 How am I gonna find that one perfect gift in this humongous store? 389 00:16:22,108 --> 00:16:24,027 - Hey, isn't Jeremy into camping? - Yeah. 390 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:27,322 So maybe a pocket knife or a fishing lure, or a compound bow. 391 00:16:28,073 --> 00:16:30,033 Take that, apple on kid's head. 392 00:16:30,116 --> 00:16:31,409 He said he needed a lantern. 393 00:16:31,493 --> 00:16:32,535 Yeah, a lantern's good. 394 00:16:32,619 --> 00:16:35,997 And then I will start my own foundation to… 395 00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:37,123 Are you not hearing me? 396 00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:38,249 What? Buford hungry. 397 00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:42,754 I really have to rethink having you as my wall of meat. 398 00:16:43,755 --> 00:16:45,215 Too big. Too small. 399 00:16:45,298 --> 00:16:47,509 Oh, I don't wanna just get him any old lantern. 400 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:50,136 You can't expect the perfect gift to just drop out of the sky. 401 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,221 But… 402 00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:53,056 - Whoa. - It's perfect. 403 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:55,225 It's all futuristiky. And cool. 404 00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:56,518 And it dropped out of the sky. 405 00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,353 Well, I guess I stand corrected. 406 00:16:58,436 --> 00:17:01,064 When Jeremy looks into its bright glow, he'll think of me… 407 00:17:01,147 --> 00:17:03,191 Hey, what's this? 408 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:08,613 Hey, buddy, watch where you're… 409 00:17:08,697 --> 00:17:11,324 Say, you look fabulous. 410 00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:13,159 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 411 00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:17,580 No need to get huffy. You ran into me. 412 00:17:17,664 --> 00:17:19,124 Ah. 413 00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:23,044 You know, Ferb, I think I know what I wanna do every day. 414 00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,176 Well, that was easy. 415 00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:32,387 I gotta get it. Gotta get it. 416 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:35,181 Gotta get it. Gotta get it. Gotta get it. Gotta get it. 417 00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:36,433 Yes! Mine, mine, mine. 418 00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:38,018 What…? Hey, watch where you're… 419 00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:39,519 Great, now this thing is broken. 420 00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:41,229 And they got the pizzazium… 421 00:17:41,313 --> 00:17:43,148 Look, thanks for your help, 422 00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:44,733 but I can do this on my own, OK? 423 00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:47,652 That lantern was the perfect gift. 424 00:17:47,736 --> 00:17:49,112 Whoo-hoo! 425 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,656 Buford and Baljeet? How did they get it? 426 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,168 D I can do it I can run * 427 00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:04,586 * I can hunt you down * 428 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,046 * You can try but you can't stop * 429 00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:08,006 * Because I'm gainin' ground * 430 00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:10,467 * I'm light on my feet And I'm quick to the punch * 431 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,177 * I had a heavy breakfast * 432 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,595 * But a real light lunch * 433 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,096 * I'm a raging bonfire * 434 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,306 * A cherry bomb * 435 00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:18,224 * I'm me * 436 00:18:19,309 --> 00:18:20,644 * I'm rough-and-tumble * 437 00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:22,187 * I'm the one to beat * 438 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:24,981 * I'm a fresh coat of blacktop Burnin' at your feet * 439 00:18:25,065 --> 00:18:26,483 * I got a poisonous sting * 440 00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:27,776 * When I rain, I pour * 441 00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:29,194 * I'm the best of best * 442 00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:31,029 * I'm the soup du jour d 443 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:32,322 * I'm smooth as glass * 444 00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:33,740 * And sharp as a tack * 445 00:18:34,032 --> 00:18:35,575 * I'm me * 446 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,161 * I'm the last invested * 447 00:18:38,244 --> 00:18:39,287 * Good gum in a pack * 448 00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:41,414 * I'm me * 449 00:18:42,374 --> 00:18:44,000 * I'm a strong-runnin' fast-talkin' * 450 00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:45,669 * Big, bad dog-walkin' * 451 00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:47,253 * Highfalutin, drum-beatin' * 452 00:18:47,337 --> 00:18:48,672 * Foot-stompin' corn-poppin' * 453 00:18:48,755 --> 00:18:51,216 * Speedin' locomotive That just won't stop * 454 00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:54,344 * I'm a hot apple pie With a cherry on top * 455 00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:57,389 * I'm a crowd-pleasin' head-spinnin' Winning in the ninth inning * 456 00:18:57,472 --> 00:19:00,392 * Whip-lashin' record-smashin' Blacktop party-crashin' * 457 00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:02,769 * Cyclone of fun, come on, all in one * 458 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:06,439 * I'm strawberry sprinkles On a hot cross bun * 459 00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:10,110 * I'm a big hay maker in a title fight * 460 00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:13,113 * I'm a cute black kitten With an excellent vibe * 461 00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:18,201 * I'm an action double feature On a Friday night * 462 00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:21,579 * I'm me * 463 00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:23,373 * I'm me * 464 00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:27,210 * I'm me * 465 00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:29,379 * I'm me * 466 00:19:30,463 --> 00:19:31,756 * I'm me d. 467 00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:34,676 Ferb, you gotta try this chair. 468 00:19:35,093 --> 00:19:37,012 I can't feel my brain. 469 00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:53,278 Oh, I hope nobody sees me in here. 470 00:19:57,699 --> 00:19:59,659 Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old 471 00:19:59,743 --> 00:20:01,619 to be playing in the ball pit? 472 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:03,455 Yes. Yes, I am. 473 00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:04,706 OK, then. 474 00:20:05,623 --> 00:20:07,125 Your name is Ferb? 475 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,669 Well, yes, it's short for… Oh, here it is. 476 00:20:09,753 --> 00:20:12,422 Thanks, Ferb. See you around. 477 00:20:12,505 --> 00:20:14,257 "Push button, start mower." 478 00:20:14,341 --> 00:20:15,508 Does this really work? 479 00:20:20,472 --> 00:20:21,640 I will take that. 480 00:20:28,521 --> 00:20:31,149 Ferb, my fingers look just like snakes. 481 00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:38,490 Oh, it's one of those 3-D things. 482 00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:40,659 I can never really see the… Oop, there it is. 483 00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:04,015 Ferb! 484 00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:33,363 Check it out. 485 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:36,214 They do make a card for a spilled cheese dog with mustard. 486 00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:39,467 Well, Ferb, you certainly know how to show a girl a good time. 487 00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:42,095 I've gotta get this to my dad immediately. 488 00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:46,558 Whoa. 489 00:21:53,023 --> 00:21:54,232 Well, that worked. 490 00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,985 I got it. I got it. 491 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,236 I got it. 492 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,530 Excuse me, sir. You know, you have to pay for this. 493 00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:02,324 I was. I was going to pay. 494 00:22:02,407 --> 00:22:03,992 Tell it to the judge. 495 00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:06,411 Don't worry, guys, we'll get this all straightened out. 496 00:22:06,494 --> 00:22:09,331 V-Vanessa. Vanessa. No, no you can't take me. 497 00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:11,082 I don't have anyone to curse! 498 00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:14,294 Whoa, Mom. Do you think you found everything you need? 499 00:22:14,377 --> 00:22:17,047 I think I have enough to tide over the bridge club. 500 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,506 That's a lot of potato salad. 501 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:21,509 Well, time to find out where they dragged Dad off to. 502 00:22:21,593 --> 00:22:23,094 Guess that car will have to wait. 503 00:22:23,178 --> 00:22:24,596 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 504 00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:25,972 Mwah. 505 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:33,355 Did I miss something? 506 00:22:33,438 --> 00:22:35,231 Thanks, Ferb.