* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
I don't know about you, Ferb, but I think bubbles
have a great sense of humor.
Look what that bubble's doing to my face.
You make me laugh out loud, bubble.
Hello.
- Hey, Baljeet. - What are you guys doing?
We're blowing bubbles and relaxing.
Oh, I remember being relaxed,
but that was before I had this.
That looks like a color-coded schedule.
That's because it is.
Every minute of my entire day is planned out right here.
Remember how you told me to seize the day?
Consider it seized.
That's not exactly what I meant.
Hey, is it time for me, yet?
Not quite.
OK, now.
Do you have any extra time for a bubble?
Uh, I guess I have time for one.
Oh, oh! Can I blow a super-huge one
so I can crawl inside it and float around
like a little woodland pixie?
Did I just say that out loud?
Yes, yes you did. But that actually sounds fun,
minus the pixie part.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
There's no better way to see Danville
than from inside a huge bubble.
I want to float around! Like men.
Wanna come, Baljeet?
Uh, my schedule is extremely tight.
I doubt I even have a second to answer your question.
Maybe if I move my polka recital back… OK.
Great. So you're coming?
No, I moved polka back so I could answer your question.
It will take some major rearranging,
but I think I can at least come to watch you make the bubble.
Awesome. Hey, where's Perry?
Ha-ha! Right on time.
I had Perry's absence on my schedule.
D Doobie, doobie, doo *
* Doobie, doobie, doo-ba Doobie, doobie, doo-ba d.
Shh. Quiet, Carl. He's coming.
Surprise!
- Hurray! - Happy birthday, Agent P!
Happy birthday.
It's not your birthday, is it?
- Are we close? - Told you.
Put a sock in it, Carl.
I was a bit too busy planning your party,
so I'm not sure what Doofenshmirtz is up to.
But I am sure that is no good.
Get to the bottom of it.
D Perry d.
So, Candace, are you ready
to do some practice driving for your permit?
I'm easing my way into the driver's seat.
I start with what's familiar, then slide into the new.
Well, start sliding. We've got errands to run.
- OK, you drive. - Your dad says
you're already good at parallel parking.
That was in the back yard.
That's way different than the open road.
Candace, I thought you wanted to be the first of your friends
to have a driver's license.
OK, I'm sliding.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Ah! Perry the Platypus. I'm so glad you're here.
I… I did get the invite to your birthday party
over the Internet. Naturally I couldn't go,
since it was most likely a trap.
Anyway, I got you this. It's just a card, but here, look.
Surprise! Ha-ha! I've finally figured out why my evil schemes
always fail.
You see, I am completely and totally unlikable.
No, really. So I asked myself,
what are the two most popular things on this planet?
Country music and western music.
So now, I am bringing them together
for the very first time.
I'm calling it country and western music.
I know, I know, I'm brilliant, right?
Great bubble design, Ferb.
Now all we need is the missing bubble ingredient.
Hey, guys. What you doing?
Making changes to my schedule.
We're building a machine to make the biggest,
- most durable bubble ever. - Right.
No one ever asks Baljeet what he is doing.
We have just about everything we need for our durable bubble.
But if you guys want to help out,
we still need some sap from a maraca nut tree.
Yeah, we can definitely do that.
Excellent. While they're getting that,
we can finish our designs on the transponder.
See you girls back at the field.
I know what you're thinking. "But, Doof,
you have a terrible singing voice."
Well, feast your eyes on this little baby.
Ta-da! I call it the Yodel-inator.
Pretty cool, huh?
Oh… Oh, right. You just think it's a big cowboy hat.
It is so much more.
See? Huh? See?
It's designed to make my singing voice sweet and mellifluous.
So my first gig is in an hour.
Come one, you can help me hand out fliers.
Everyone's going to love me.
You can do this, Candace.
Just look into the turn and ease your foot off the brake.
I'm I-I-looking into the turn…
Mom, look. Phineas and Ferb!
Candace, I don't find that funny.
No! Behind the bus.
They were building some kind of contraption.
I'll show you.
Oh, good. Now we're… Candace, slow down!
Nice work as usual, Ferb.
All we need now is the final ingredient.
Hey, Phineas. We got the sap you guys needed. Here.
Thanks.
At this stage, the maraca nut sap isn't fully congealed,
so we can pass through the semi-permeable membrane with ease.
Voila!
Girls, I think we all just earned our.
Passing-Through-a-Semi-Permeable Membrane Patches!
Yeah!
See? There, they…
Perhaps I should get tired of asking this,
but what am I looking at?
Ugh. They were right there and the…
Hold on to something, Mom.
Heh-heh. That was very entertaining.
But that is all I had time scheduled for.
Oh, wait. You are already airborne.
And I am already still with you.
Oh! I cannot believe this! My schedule is totally blown!
I am going to miss my polka recital!
I've heard you. It's a small loss.
Candace, trash cans again.
Oops, my bad, heh-heh. Where'd they go?
Candace, I think we've had quite enough of your driving.
Not now, Mom. I have to get this car into the sky.
Candace!
Uh-oh! How long are we going to be up here?
A while.
And… And how do you even steer this thing?
We're at the mercy of the breeze.
Ha-ha. Sure, when you say it like that it sounds relaxing.
Hey, everybody, downdraft!
Oh, no, look out! Power lines!
Girls, you know what to do.
Lean!
Cactus garden!
Lean!
Public art!
With our angle of descent, leaning will be ineffectual.
- What? - We're gonna crash!
Oh, no, I knew I should not have forsaken
the rigid beauty of my candy-colored schedule!
The bubble's expanding. It's Baljeet's breathing.
It's blowing the bubble up.
Everybody breathe heavy like Baljeet.
Yes, sir!
- We're doing it! - Yeah!
Baljeet, you totally saved us!
When in danger, I always hyperventilate.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I'm next, Perry the Platypus.
After this concert
I will be the most well-liked man in the Tri-State Area.
D Let me tell you my evil scheme *
* I'm gonna enslave your minds With a predictable melody *
* And uncomplicated rhymes *
* And if I asked you to *
* You'd even change your name to Amy *
* Because you're going to Yodel-odel-odel obey me *
* You'll be my obedient mindless slaves *
* And nobody will blame me *
* Because you'll Yodel-odel-odel-odel obey me *
I like him.
Yeah! Let's do whatever he says.
D Yodel-odel-odel-odel obey me *
* Yodel-odel-odel… *
* Obey me d.
He's terrible!
D Yodel-odel-odel-odel-odel d d Obey me d.
Yeah. This stinks so bad, I wanna break somethin'.
Yeah, it really wasn't worth it.
Let's get out of here. I'm hungry.
You can't mix country with western.
They's two completely different types of music.
That song was horrible!
Yeah, those lyrics was way too on the nose.
OK, that wasn't as successful as I'd hoped.
But at least I can beat a hasty retreat
before I'm too humiliated.
Huh?
For your information,
I had these way before I met you.
OK. See you tomorrow.
Candace! Watch where you're going!
They're around here somewhere.
Ooh, ooh! Heh-heh-heh.
There they are! Headed for the old drawbridge.
You're mine.
- Candace, stop! - I can't.
There, there. I told you… Mom, open your eyes!
Not till we're back on the ground.
That was Candace driving.
Her car control has gotten a lot better.
Mom, we're back on the ground.
OK, Candace, now, just gently apply the brake.
I'm trying!
Wow, this whole relaxation thing
is, well, relaxing.
Candace, at least take your foot off the gas.
Oh, you think? You think? There. How's that? Is that better?
Well, guess your father was right.
You do have parallel parking down.
Look! There they are.
Candace, I can't see anything. They who?
The boys! They're up in there in the…
Oh, hi, boys.
Hi, Mom. Nice parking, Candace.
What? No. That's not… But they were up…
Well, Ferb, I guess we should consider this day seized.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
There you are, Isabella. Ha-ha. I made a funny.
It's always humorous when one refers to one's self n the third person.
You try it, Pinky.
Yeah, not a hard-and-fast rule, I guess.
What's that? I hear a sash calling me to earn it some more new patches.
Come on, Pinky.
Sesquipedalian.
Here's your Saying-a-Word-No-One Else-in-the-Room-Knows patch.
- Does anyone else wanna try? - Shh!
Someone's coming. Defense positions.
Look alive, people. It's our fearless leader.
Hey, guys. What'cha doin'?
Earning patches.
So did you guys decide what patch to get today?
'Cause I have a suggestion.
Let me guess. The Let's-Help-Phineas-and-Ferb patch?
It's called the Help-Thy-Neighbor-Patch, Adyson.
Don't make up patch names.
I already have 52 of those.
I have 53. Remember?
I went back one afternoon after everyone else went home?
I know. Don't remind me.
You just want an excuse to see Phineas.
The very thing I live for.
All right, then.
Let's go see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
Why don't we ever go see what Baljeet is doing?
Because we've done that before.
Yeah. And that patch wasn't worth it.
Hey, where's Pinky?
Hello, Agent Pinky.
Professor Poofenplotz has been making a barrage
of inquiries about hair spray, of all things.
It's all very suspicious.
Suss it out and put the kibosh on it.
Hey, guys. What'cha doin'?
Well, to be perfectly honest, I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I've been doing,
always getting so wrapped up in these silly projects
that I don't care about.
It's you I care about, Isabella.
Can we be together forever and ever?
Yeah. We can definitely do that.
Excellent. While they're getting that,
we can finish our designs on the transponder.
See you girls back at the field.
OK, Phineas. Oh, my gosh. What did he say? What does he need?
I was in Phineas Land again.
We'll explain on the way, chief.
Right now, we have to find the rare maraca nut tree
and earn our Sap-Collecting patch.
What's that patch for?
It's the I-Just-Saw-a-Cute-Boy patch.
- Where? - Duh.
That one over there with the color-coded schedule.
D Poofenplotz's evil is crazy *
* It's important to look your very best *
* When you're doing your very worst *
* And by that I mean evil d.
Pinky the Chihuahua.
So you thought you could sneak up on me, huh?
Stop shaking, you jittery little pest.
Anyway,
I woke up from my beauty sleep and thought to myself,
"What the heck? Why not try to take over the world again?"
But, as you know, Pinky, I can't very well take over the world
until I'm drop-dead gorgeous.
But I can't make myself beautiful,
because I ran out of my favorite hair spray.
It went a little something like this.
Can I help you with something, ma'am?
Yes. Can you tell me where you've moved
your Stiff Beauty hair spray?
Oh, I'm so sorry, ma'am.
That product has been discontinued.
As it turns out, only amusement park clowns used it.
And ever since the old amusement park shut down,
Stiff Beauty hasn't been selling.
Discontinued?
Discontinued.
So, what you're saying is Stiff Beauty's no longer going to be sold.
Right. That's what discontinued means.
How about I discontinue you from this dimension?
This so isn't worth minimum wage.
The only supply of Stiff Beauty left in the world
is at the old, abandoned, old-abandoned amusement park.
And I intend to use my Me-Mobile to get me there!
According to the Fireside Girls' Book on Dendrology,
the maraca nut tree is indigenous to mountain valley micro climates.
So it looks like we're heading in the right direction.
Hi. Excuse me.
Um, hello. Earth to hippie.
Excu-u-u-u-use m-e-e-e-e.
Whoa.
You just harmonized with me.
Ooh.
Would you possibly know where the maraca nut trees might be located?
Indeed I do, my formidable little flower.
Behold.
Oh, no. What happened? Where did they all go?
They were all chopped down so their sap could be used for
hair spray. Such a shame.
So there aren't any left?
Don't fret, my pet.
There happens to be one sole
maraca nut tree left in existence.
It's at the old, abandoned, old-abandoned amusement park over on the next hill.
Did you just say "the old, abandoned, old-abandoned amusement park"?
Yes. The old, abandoned, old-abandoned amusement park.
"Old abandoned" twice?
- Yes. - All right.
Step up, little sister.
Let me bestow upon you
the key of wisdom.
Bask in its glory.
- Cool, eh? - Um…
He's gone!
Wow.
No, he's not. He's right over there.
Oh, uh… Hey, hey, hi, little sisters.
See you on the flip side.
So, Mom, am I doing great or what?
Well, or what. Candace, trash cans!
Well, here we are, I guess.
Oh. I get it.
It was actually called The Old Abandoned Amusement Park.
And now it's old and abandoned.
Hence, "old abandoned" twice.
Girls, we're going in.
We have a tree to find.
Fireside Girls, report.
Nothing up here, captain.
Ditto, chief.
It just smells like feet in here.
These clown lockers are just full of cheap hair spray.
It has to be around here somewhere.
Creepy roadside hippie gurus are generally reliable.
Wait. I think I found it.
Yeah. This must be right.
I think you're right.
"Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses."
And of all the stickinesses, the sap of the maraca nut tree
is the sticky-nessiest.
This Temple of Sap attraction is a monument
to the rare and beautiful maraca nut tree,
"the world's greatest stickerizer."
Looks like we've tracked our quarry to its lair, girls.
Although, if their biggest attraction was a sap-themed ride,
I understand why this place closed down.
Girls, get your gear. We're climbing up.
Probably not a good idea.
The whole thing's structurally unsound.
Look out!
The whole place will fall!
And there's no way to get that tree.
Calm down, girls. Have you forgotten who we are?
We're Fireside Girls Troop 46321, and we never give up.
D We're Fireside Girls one and all *
* And together we belong *
* We wear our patches upon our sashes *
* And stand cute, small and strong *
* This is the Fireside Girls Song *
* And it's not too terribly long d.
So let's procure the sap for Phineas.
Yea, Phineas!
Oh, and Ferb too.
And Ferb too!
And Baljeet.
Well, the old hippie didn't mention
how to get to the top of that.
All he gave us was this "key of wisdom".
- Groovy. - Out of sight.
- Get your car out. - Dyno-mite.
Pinky the Chihuahua.
Well, Mama knows how to deal with bad little doggies.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad dog…
Well, there's no engine,
but it looks like gravity will do the trick.
All right, girls, are we ready to get
the Reckless-Disregard For-Life-and-Limb patch?
Aye, aye, captain!
All right, ladies, lean.
Lean.
So how exactly is this gonna work?
Girls! Sashes, now!
Gretchen, you have the controls.
What good will that do?
Just trust me!
Oh, my goodness, what a cute little tree.
Aw.
Isabella, what now?
- We're gonna crash! - Oh, no, we're not.
Everybody, lean!
OK, girls. It's time to tap that sap.
I'm on it. Hold it still, Katie.
We got it, Isabella.
Hey, Phineas. We got that sap you guys needed.
Excellent, Isabella.
That's the last ingredient we need.
Now all we have to do is
run away together.
Isabella, Isabella.
Phineas said thanks.
"Thanks." He really does appreciate me.
Yes, yes, he does.
D Stiff Beauty d.
Yes! At last my own lifetime supply
of Stiff Beauty!
I may be stiff,
but at least I'm beautiful.
Curse you, Pinky the Chihuahua!
Have you forgotten who we are? We're Fireside Girls Troop 46321
and we never give up.
D We're Fireside Girls one and all *
* And together we belong *
* We wear our patches upon our sashes *
* And stand cute, small and strong *
* This is the Fireside Girls Song *
* And it's not too terribly long *