1 00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:17,790 D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation * 2 00:00:17,873 --> 00:00:20,376 * And school comes along just to end it * 3 00:00:20,459 --> 00:00:23,462 * So the annual problem For our generation * 4 00:00:23,546 --> 00:00:26,590 * Is finding a good way to spend it * 5 00:00:26,674 --> 00:00:27,842 * Like maybe * 6 00:00:27,925 --> 00:00:30,386 * Building a rocket or fighting a mummy * 7 00:00:30,469 --> 00:00:32,471 * Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 8 00:00:33,264 --> 00:00:35,391 * Discovering something That doesn't exist d. 9 00:00:35,474 --> 00:00:36,418 Hey! 10 00:00:36,433 --> 00:00:37,768 D Or giving a monkey a shower * 11 00:00:38,644 --> 00:00:39,770 * Surfing tidal waves * 12 00:00:39,854 --> 00:00:42,648 * Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d. 13 00:00:42,731 --> 00:00:43,731 It's over here! 14 00:00:43,774 --> 00:00:45,234 D Finding a Dodo bird * 15 00:00:45,317 --> 00:00:46,318 * Painting a continent * 16 00:00:46,402 --> 00:00:48,445 * Or driving our sister insane * 17 00:00:48,529 --> 00:00:49,431 Phineas! 18 00:00:49,446 --> 00:00:51,699 D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do * 19 00:00:51,782 --> 00:00:53,409 * Before school starts this fall d. 20 00:00:53,492 --> 00:00:54,492 Come on, Perry! 21 00:00:54,535 --> 00:00:59,623 D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! * 22 00:00:59,707 --> 00:01:04,920 * So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d. 23 00:01:05,004 --> 00:01:08,674 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 24 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,221 Look at that, my fine feathered friends. 25 00:01:14,305 --> 00:01:17,308 Not a bad bit of work, even if I do say so myself. 26 00:01:17,391 --> 00:01:19,643 Just wait till you see the hidden surprise. 27 00:01:22,396 --> 00:01:23,689 Oh, nothing? 28 00:01:23,772 --> 00:01:24,982 Not even a sausage? 29 00:01:25,274 --> 00:01:28,194 No matter. Wait until Linda and the kids see it. 30 00:01:28,277 --> 00:01:30,279 It'll blow their tiny minds. 31 00:01:30,362 --> 00:01:31,882 Well, not their tiny minds, that's not fair. 32 00:01:31,906 --> 00:01:33,991 You're watching the Uncovery Channel. 33 00:01:34,241 --> 00:01:35,993 We now return to Rrrrr? 34 00:01:36,243 --> 00:01:37,995 Many believe that in the 1950s, 35 00:01:38,245 --> 00:01:41,332 a UFO crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico, 36 00:01:41,415 --> 00:01:42,792 but the scientists had no idea 37 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:45,419 what the advanced technology was or how it worked. 38 00:01:45,503 --> 00:01:46,772 To find out, they used a process 39 00:01:46,796 --> 00:01:49,423 called reverse engineering. 40 00:01:49,507 --> 00:01:52,009 By closely examining the individual parts, 41 00:01:52,259 --> 00:01:53,819 they were able to build their own craft 42 00:01:53,844 --> 00:01:56,680 and figure out what it does and how it does what it does. 43 00:01:56,764 --> 00:01:58,682 Way to go, reverse engineering! 44 00:01:58,766 --> 00:02:02,645 The reverse engineering craze reached its zenith in 1982 45 00:02:02,728 --> 00:02:05,231 when new wave band Zanzibar released their smash 46 00:02:05,314 --> 00:02:08,526 reverse engineering-related hit, "What do it Do?" 47 00:02:08,609 --> 00:02:10,194 D Do-do-do-do d. 48 00:02:10,277 --> 00:02:11,737 Cool! 49 00:02:11,821 --> 00:02:12,863 Hey, where's Perry? 50 00:02:12,947 --> 00:02:14,782 Hey, Carl, where's Agent P.? 51 00:02:14,865 --> 00:02:16,659 Oh, he came in early today, sir. 52 00:02:16,742 --> 00:02:19,370 He did? Heh. Well, good for him. 53 00:02:19,453 --> 00:02:21,093 Well, I guess we're done. I'm going home. 54 00:02:21,205 --> 00:02:22,957 - Me too? - No, not you. 55 00:02:23,207 --> 00:02:26,377 D Doofenshmirtz Rocket-power Jet Skiff d. 56 00:02:27,711 --> 00:02:32,216 Ha, close but no cigar! 57 00:02:32,299 --> 00:02:33,592 See, Perry the Platypus, 58 00:02:33,676 --> 00:02:36,929 my new jet rocket skiff has more hidden traps than… 59 00:02:37,012 --> 00:02:40,891 Um, uh… What's something with a lot of hidden traps? 60 00:02:40,975 --> 00:02:44,270 Huh, wow, I felt so confident going into that sentence. 61 00:02:44,353 --> 00:02:45,604 Man, OK. 62 00:02:45,688 --> 00:02:48,482 Anyway, you might be wondering why I got such an early start 63 00:02:48,566 --> 00:02:49,692 on my evil scheme today. 64 00:02:49,775 --> 00:02:51,402 You see, my dating life 65 00:02:51,485 --> 00:02:54,947 has been a seemingly endless series of disappointments, 66 00:02:55,239 --> 00:02:57,992 and it all started at a drive-in movie. 67 00:02:58,242 --> 00:03:00,995 - ([dance song playing on radio) - D That's wings, you turkey d. 68 00:03:01,245 --> 00:03:02,246 OK, the coast is clear. 69 00:03:02,329 --> 00:03:03,789 You can come out now. 70 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:06,375 Ew. It's grody back here. 71 00:03:06,459 --> 00:03:07,501 Well, on the bright side, 72 00:03:07,585 --> 00:03:09,837 you got in for free so we'll just split 73 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,422 the cost of my ticket, right? Right? 74 00:03:11,505 --> 00:03:14,550 You know, I could have gotten in the trunk, like, a block away 75 00:03:14,633 --> 00:03:16,886 instead of when you first picked me up at my house. 76 00:03:17,511 --> 00:03:19,680 Wow, you just love to live in the past, huh? 77 00:03:19,763 --> 00:03:21,849 - Is that, like, a thing with you? - Whatever. 78 00:03:21,932 --> 00:03:23,702 Let's just try to enjoy the rest of the evening. 79 00:03:23,726 --> 00:03:25,644 I am a happy robot. Likey what I hear. 80 00:03:25,728 --> 00:03:27,771 I'm just kidding. That's a thing I do. 81 00:03:27,855 --> 00:03:28,856 Come on, hop in. 82 00:03:28,939 --> 00:03:30,191 D That's wings, you turkey d. 83 00:03:30,274 --> 00:03:31,484 You were listening to: 84 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,402 "That's Wings, You Turkey" by King of Loud. 85 00:03:33,486 --> 00:03:34,629 And here's a new one from Zanzibar, 86 00:03:34,653 --> 00:03:35,653 "What do it Do?" 87 00:03:35,696 --> 00:03:37,823 Oh, turn it up! I love this song! 88 00:03:37,907 --> 00:03:39,366 Eh, it's OK. 89 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:41,494 I'd say it's in my top seven, eight favorite songs 90 00:03:41,577 --> 00:03:42,661 about reverse engineering. 91 00:03:42,745 --> 00:03:44,288 Makes me want to be a pop star. 92 00:03:44,371 --> 00:03:45,623 Ha. Yeah, right. 93 00:03:45,706 --> 00:03:47,666 And I'm going to rule the world. 94 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,585 Well, why not? 95 00:03:49,668 --> 00:03:51,212 Yeah, like I could do that. 96 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:54,340 Maybe instead of, you know, the whole world, uh, 97 00:03:54,423 --> 00:03:56,592 start small with the Tri-State Area. 98 00:03:57,885 --> 00:03:59,011 Hey, the movie's starting. 99 00:03:59,261 --> 00:04:00,906 You have to put the speaker thing on the car. 100 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,556 No, no, no, check this out. 101 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,352 I built this awesome device that transmits the movie's sound 102 00:04:06,435 --> 00:04:08,771 in fifth dimensional stereo. 103 00:04:08,854 --> 00:04:11,565 I just plug this in here and voila. 104 00:04:11,649 --> 00:04:13,317 I am a clever robot. 105 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,860 Bing. Bong. Bing. Boing. 106 00:04:21,325 --> 00:04:24,829 - Huh, so can we hold hands now? - Take me home. 107 00:04:24,912 --> 00:04:26,539 Fine, get in the back. 108 00:04:27,206 --> 00:04:29,291 And I never saw her again. 109 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:31,752 Oddly enough, she did become a pop star later. 110 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:34,255 I'm still struggling with the whole Tri-State Area thing, 111 00:04:34,338 --> 00:04:35,649 but, you know, the dream is alive. 112 00:04:35,673 --> 00:04:38,425 Anyway, they recently reopened that drive-in, 113 00:04:38,509 --> 00:04:40,803 dredging up all these unpleasant memories for me. 114 00:04:40,886 --> 00:04:42,888 So naturally I built this: 115 00:04:45,349 --> 00:04:47,393 Oh, really? Really. 116 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:51,313 OK, Mom. I've got to get to Stacy's. 117 00:04:51,397 --> 00:04:53,524 Love ya, bye. Ooh… 118 00:04:53,607 --> 00:04:54,984 Mom. Mom. Mom! Come here! 119 00:04:55,276 --> 00:04:57,379 Look what Phineas and Ferb made in the front yard! Quick! 120 00:04:57,403 --> 00:04:58,612 Oh, yeah, you're in such a… 121 00:04:58,696 --> 00:05:00,447 The boys built that? 122 00:05:00,531 --> 00:05:03,492 Yes! They're always making crazy things like this. See? 123 00:05:03,576 --> 00:05:04,660 What is it? 124 00:05:04,743 --> 00:05:06,370 Well, obviously it's a… 125 00:05:06,829 --> 00:05:08,706 Why don't you ask-slash-bust them? 126 00:05:08,789 --> 00:05:10,541 Ask-slash-bust us what? 127 00:05:10,624 --> 00:05:12,460 Do you mind telling me what this is 128 00:05:12,543 --> 00:05:14,295 and why you built it in our front yard? 129 00:05:14,378 --> 00:05:15,921 Um, we didn't build this, Mom. 130 00:05:16,005 --> 00:05:18,299 Ha. Quick, bust 'em… Wait, you didn't? 131 00:05:18,382 --> 00:05:19,925 Not that I'm aware of, no. 132 00:05:20,468 --> 00:05:21,468 Ferb? 133 00:05:21,969 --> 00:05:25,389 No one is going anywhere until we figure out what this is 134 00:05:25,473 --> 00:05:26,599 and where it came from. 135 00:05:26,682 --> 00:05:29,226 Hm. Let's see what this red button's all about. 136 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,603 Don't touch it. 137 00:05:30,686 --> 00:05:33,272 Nobody touches it. I'm calling your father. 138 00:05:35,691 --> 00:05:38,444 Hey, Ferb. Reverse engineering? Huh, huh? 139 00:05:38,694 --> 00:05:39,880 I know what we're gonna do today. 140 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,322 Think again, bucko. 141 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:42,531 Mom said no touchy-touchy. 142 00:05:42,615 --> 00:05:43,908 We don't need to touchy-touchy. 143 00:05:43,991 --> 00:05:46,368 We have a portable electronic scanner, gumption, 144 00:05:46,452 --> 00:05:48,204 and another portable electronic scanner. 145 00:05:48,287 --> 00:05:49,914 Well, I'll be watching you closely, 146 00:05:49,997 --> 00:05:51,317 so don't think you can get one… 147 00:05:51,373 --> 00:05:52,373 All done, Ferb? 148 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:55,753 Cool. Let's get reverse engineering. 149 00:05:55,836 --> 00:05:58,506 And here's the 17th century Whiskershire spring stick 150 00:05:58,589 --> 00:06:00,549 which belonged to the Earl of Whiskershire. 151 00:06:01,759 --> 00:06:03,677 Uh, excuse me for a second. Hello? 152 00:06:03,761 --> 00:06:05,697 Honey, do you know about the thing in the front yard? 153 00:06:05,721 --> 00:06:07,949 Oh, yes, of course I do, honey. I made it myself. Do you like it? 154 00:06:07,973 --> 00:06:10,309 - You made that? - Ahem. Uh, look, darling. 155 00:06:10,392 --> 00:06:11,745 I'm in the middle of something right here 156 00:06:11,769 --> 00:06:13,409 - so I'll have to phone you back. - But… 157 00:06:13,479 --> 00:06:15,856 OK, honey, but don't press the red button on it, will you? 158 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,500 I want to be there when you see it. OK. 159 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:19,586 Well, OK, but I'm really not very comfortable with… 160 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:20,610 Cheers, love. Bye. 161 00:06:22,571 --> 00:06:24,424 You know, in retrospect, I probably went a little 162 00:06:24,448 --> 00:06:26,242 overboard with the traps on this thing. 163 00:06:26,325 --> 00:06:27,677 All right, I'm going to try to reach 164 00:06:27,701 --> 00:06:30,329 the release switch for the trap holding your arms. 165 00:06:30,412 --> 00:06:32,289 Then you try to reach the steering wheel 166 00:06:32,373 --> 00:06:36,001 and change our course away from Mount Kilimanjaro. 167 00:06:36,252 --> 00:06:37,252 Interesting trivia: 168 00:06:37,294 --> 00:06:40,422 Kilimanjaro is actually comprised of three volcanic cones. 169 00:06:40,506 --> 00:06:41,966 Kibo, Shira, 170 00:06:42,216 --> 00:06:44,468 and the one that we're about to crash into, Mawenzi. 171 00:06:44,552 --> 00:06:45,553 Cool, huh? 172 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:47,888 There. 173 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,557 Oh. Oh, that wasn't the release. 174 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,640 Who knows what that did. 175 00:06:52,643 --> 00:06:55,521 This one should be the right… OK, I got it. 176 00:06:55,604 --> 00:06:57,523 Quick. 177 00:07:04,697 --> 00:07:06,949 You know, Perry the Platypus, I just… 178 00:07:07,241 --> 00:07:10,244 A golf course! A golf course has a lot of traps in it. 179 00:07:10,744 --> 00:07:11,888 That's what I should have said. 180 00:07:11,912 --> 00:07:14,206 Well, it turns out your father 181 00:07:14,290 --> 00:07:16,375 is the one responsible for this… Hold on. 182 00:07:16,459 --> 00:07:18,794 - Is it buzzing? - Yes, yes, it is. 183 00:07:18,878 --> 00:07:21,797 OK, stay calm! Just move away from it. 184 00:07:22,506 --> 00:07:27,011 Friends, bullies, Irving, at 0900 hours, a UCO, 185 00:07:27,261 --> 00:07:29,221 or "Unidentified Crashing Object," 186 00:07:29,305 --> 00:07:30,764 landed in our front yard. 187 00:07:30,848 --> 00:07:34,477 We've reversed engineered a piece by piece duplicate of the strange object. 188 00:07:34,643 --> 00:07:36,562 We have called you here to help us discover 189 00:07:36,645 --> 00:07:38,731 what this object is and how it works. 190 00:07:42,485 --> 00:07:46,363 D What you gonna does When you don't know what it do * 191 00:07:46,447 --> 00:07:48,407 * Do-do-do-do-do * 192 00:07:48,491 --> 00:07:50,201 * It's way too big to be a buckle * 193 00:07:50,284 --> 00:07:52,912 * And too bland to be a belly dancer * 194 00:07:54,789 --> 00:07:56,457 * Or when it tries to guess your height * 195 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:59,710 'd It's never right unless you're 3'2" * 196 00:08:01,337 --> 00:08:03,297 * When you come or go you can't tell * 197 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:06,300 * If it waves goodbye or waves hello * 198 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:09,512 * And in the library it's useless * 199 00:08:09,595 --> 00:08:12,640 * 'Cause it don't care When the books are due * 200 00:08:14,308 --> 00:08:16,977 * Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do * 201 00:08:17,269 --> 00:08:22,441 * It doesn't seem to understand the game is not rock-paper-scissors-spaniel * 202 00:08:23,776 --> 00:08:25,444 * Instead of picking up the trash * 203 00:08:25,528 --> 00:08:28,739 * It started picking Lady Liberty's nose * 204 00:08:29,949 --> 00:08:31,951 * It makes a lousy baseball umpire * 205 00:08:32,243 --> 00:08:34,787 * Or brow-wiper for bongo players * 206 00:08:36,664 --> 00:08:38,499 * And when it walks a dog It never really * 207 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:41,377 * Pays attention where it goes * 208 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:46,257 * Do-do-do-do do-do-do * 209 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:49,802 * Do-do-do-do-do what do it do? d. 210 00:08:53,222 --> 00:08:55,432 Soon, the entire village of Whiskershire 211 00:08:55,516 --> 00:08:56,756 began following the Earl's lead 212 00:08:56,809 --> 00:08:58,394 to of course… 213 00:08:58,477 --> 00:09:00,688 Uh, do forgive me, I-I-I'm awfully sorry. Hello? 214 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:02,523 Lawrence, you have to come home right now. 215 00:09:02,606 --> 00:09:03,858 This thing is freaking me out. 216 00:09:03,941 --> 00:09:06,193 Linda, my dear, I love you, 217 00:09:06,277 --> 00:09:09,655 but you couldn't have chosen a worse moment to go completely bonkers. 218 00:09:09,738 --> 00:09:11,657 I'm sorry, but I've got to call you back. Bye. 219 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:15,828 Oh! He doesn't believe me! He said I sound crazy. 220 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:19,290 Oh, really. 221 00:09:19,373 --> 00:09:21,792 Yeah. It's not like I'm imagining this. 222 00:09:21,876 --> 00:09:24,420 Of course not. Gosh, that must be so frustrating to have 223 00:09:24,503 --> 00:09:26,606 someone not believe you when you're telling the truth. 224 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:27,691 Oh, you don't know the half of it. 225 00:09:27,715 --> 00:09:29,300 That feeling you have right now? 226 00:09:29,383 --> 00:09:31,528 That's how I feel every single day when you don't believe me 227 00:09:31,552 --> 00:09:32,737 about what Phineas and Ferb are doing. 228 00:09:32,761 --> 00:09:35,365 Now that you finally understand, will you come with me to the backyard? 229 00:09:35,389 --> 00:09:36,390 Why? 230 00:09:36,474 --> 00:09:38,726 Now, keep in mind how Dad just made you feel, OK? 231 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,686 Phineas and Ferb have reverse-engineered 232 00:09:40,769 --> 00:09:42,521 and built an exact duplicate of this thing, 233 00:09:42,605 --> 00:09:45,357 and at this very moment they're trying to figure out what it does 234 00:09:45,441 --> 00:09:48,527 by forcing it to belly dance and work in a library. 235 00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:50,529 Candace, honey, I love you, 236 00:09:50,613 --> 00:09:53,699 but you couldn't have chosen a worse moment to go completely bonkers. 237 00:09:56,285 --> 00:09:57,328 Pierre! 238 00:09:58,454 --> 00:09:59,789 Did anyone look? Hee-hee! 239 00:09:59,872 --> 00:10:02,416 I picture, like, half the people down there looking around like: 240 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,460 "Who called my name?" 241 00:10:04,543 --> 00:10:06,796 You know, Isabella, I sometimes wonder 242 00:10:06,879 --> 00:10:09,548 if it is mere coincidence that it was you and I chosen 243 00:10:09,632 --> 00:10:11,258 to portray the young, happy couple. 244 00:10:11,342 --> 00:10:12,342 "Chosen"? 245 00:10:12,384 --> 00:10:14,845 Baljeet, you charged at that empty chair like a crazed bull. 246 00:10:14,929 --> 00:10:16,889 Ah, here we are, madame and monsieur. 247 00:10:18,474 --> 00:10:20,559 And what can I get for you this afternoon? 248 00:10:22,853 --> 00:10:23,854 Ah, bup, bup. 249 00:10:24,814 --> 00:10:25,815 Give. 250 00:10:28,609 --> 00:10:30,736 Hm. Interesting. 251 00:10:31,529 --> 00:10:34,323 OK, there's been no change in the last ten minutes. 252 00:10:34,406 --> 00:10:35,616 I should call your father. 253 00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:36,826 You know, Mom, I understand. 254 00:10:36,909 --> 00:10:38,494 Obviously you're not gonna come see 255 00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:40,737 what Phineas and Ferb are up to until this is resolved, 256 00:10:40,788 --> 00:10:42,108 so here's what we're going to do. 257 00:10:42,248 --> 00:10:44,291 First of all, no more calling Dad. 258 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,460 If I don't convince you to come home to bust the boys 259 00:10:46,544 --> 00:10:48,295 after a couple of calls, I go get you. 260 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:49,898 But what if he doesn't want to come with me? 261 00:10:49,922 --> 00:10:51,549 Did that ever stop me? 262 00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:56,011 This statue, which stands outside the Whiskershire Rectory, 263 00:10:56,262 --> 00:10:58,764 still holds the Earl's actual spring stick, yes. 264 00:10:59,431 --> 00:11:00,975 The spring stick is used as such: 265 00:11:01,267 --> 00:11:03,519 It's placed in front of you so as to spring 266 00:11:03,602 --> 00:11:05,563 the hidden mousetraps and avoid capture. 267 00:11:05,646 --> 00:11:07,565 - Now, some suggest… - Move it, Fletcher! 268 00:11:07,648 --> 00:11:09,191 Oh, any questions? 269 00:11:10,526 --> 00:11:13,445 The quaint town of Whiskershire. 270 00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:15,656 It's a great place to fly willy-nilly through, 271 00:11:15,739 --> 00:11:17,867 manacled to a rocket skiff this time of year. 272 00:11:36,218 --> 00:11:37,595 Friends, bullies, Irving, 273 00:11:37,678 --> 00:11:40,264 we've reached our conclusion as to the purpose of the object 274 00:11:40,347 --> 00:11:41,450 that landed in our front yard. 275 00:11:41,474 --> 00:11:43,851 We believe that it is an anti-romance rocket 276 00:11:43,934 --> 00:11:46,729 created to scan for and then eliminate romantic elements 277 00:11:46,812 --> 00:11:48,564 from potentially amorous situations. 278 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:50,941 Oh. 279 00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,610 So it's not a wedgie machine? 280 00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:58,824 This is going to be awesome, Stace! 281 00:11:58,908 --> 00:12:01,285 So when they get home, I'm going to drag both of them 282 00:12:01,368 --> 00:12:03,788 into the backyard and it will be a busting feeding frenzy! 283 00:12:03,871 --> 00:12:06,290 D Busting feeding frenzy Stay out of the water d. 284 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,294 Wait… Wait a minute. Perry the Platypus, where are you…? 285 00:12:10,377 --> 00:12:13,339 - Oh, curse you, Perry the Platypus. - D Agent P * 286 00:12:14,673 --> 00:12:17,676 * Busting feeding frenzy Stay out of the water * 287 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,262 * It's a busting feeding frenzy Stay out of the water * 288 00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:27,520 * Oh, yeah * 289 00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:31,398 * I like the way the sunlight Glints off your chrome d. 290 00:12:34,568 --> 00:12:35,611 Wow. 291 00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:38,614 Two anti-romance rockets falling in love. 292 00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:40,282 That's what I call "ironing." 293 00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:43,452 D It's a busting Feeding frenzy Stay out of the water * 294 00:12:43,536 --> 00:12:45,788 * It's a busting Feeding frenzy Stay out of the water d. 295 00:12:45,871 --> 00:12:49,792 There. Tell me that's not terrifying. 296 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:53,254 - I'm so sorry I doubted you. - D Down, down, down at the… d. 297 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:56,298 What? Candace, where did that thing go? 298 00:12:56,382 --> 00:12:59,343 Hm. I don't know. 299 00:12:59,426 --> 00:13:01,470 But, Mom, you and Dad have to come to the backyard 300 00:13:01,554 --> 00:13:03,354 with me right now and see what the boys are… 301 00:13:08,644 --> 00:13:10,771 Never mind. 302 00:13:11,397 --> 00:13:13,583 I wonder what would make someone want to build something 303 00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:14,918 to destroy romance in the first place. 304 00:13:14,942 --> 00:13:17,695 Well, if you reverse-engineer the human heart, 305 00:13:17,778 --> 00:13:19,321 you're bound to find love at its core. 306 00:13:19,405 --> 00:13:21,448 And gross, smooshy red stuff. 307 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:24,493 Yes, love and gross, smooshy red stuff. 308 00:13:24,577 --> 00:13:25,703 And ventricles. 309 00:13:25,786 --> 00:13:28,289 Actually, I think ventricles is already included 310 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,832 in "gross, squishy red stuff." 311 00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:31,375 Yeah. 312 00:13:34,295 --> 00:13:37,256 Ah, a nice, relaxing day at the beach. 313 00:13:37,339 --> 00:13:40,759 Nothing but the waves, the sun, and peace and quiet. 314 00:13:40,843 --> 00:13:42,988 - Buford drank all the sunscreen! - Coconut's my favorite flavor. 315 00:13:43,012 --> 00:13:44,513 Who wants to play volleyball? 316 00:13:44,597 --> 00:13:45,723 I spoke too soon. 317 00:13:46,682 --> 00:13:47,766 Oh, Candace, look. 318 00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:49,977 There's a sandcastle-building contest over there. 319 00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:51,395 You used to love those. 320 00:13:51,479 --> 00:13:53,355 - You should sign up. - Yeah! 321 00:13:53,439 --> 00:13:55,858 Wait. Ugh, why bother? 322 00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:58,319 With these two here, there'll be no competition. 323 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,654 They'll build a real skyscraper out of sand 324 00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:01,822 with a working elevator 325 00:14:01,906 --> 00:14:04,783 and window washers and a parking garage with flying cars. 326 00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:06,327 They'll totally steal my thunder. 327 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,913 Actually, there's something else we may be doing today. 328 00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:10,581 With a minimal amount of research, 329 00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:12,583 Ferb's found out that the Lost City of Atlantis 330 00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:14,835 is probably located right off the coast of Danville. 331 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:18,380 Ooh! I hope I finally see a real life seahorse! 332 00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:20,424 And get my underwater-equestrian patch. 333 00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:21,759 I'd like to see a shark. 334 00:14:21,842 --> 00:14:23,969 I hear they're the toughest fish in the ocean. 335 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:26,514 I got in the car when your mom stopped for gas. 336 00:14:26,597 --> 00:14:27,973 I'm just happy to be here. 337 00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:29,767 Wow. 338 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,227 Ooh, and I brought my camera 339 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:32,710 to take pictures of all the action. 340 00:14:33,979 --> 00:14:35,523 Guess we know what we're doing today. 341 00:14:35,606 --> 00:14:37,316 Hey, where's Perry? 342 00:14:37,399 --> 00:14:41,570 D Do-wa-doobie-doobie Do-wa-doobie-doobie * 343 00:14:41,654 --> 00:14:43,697 * Do-wa… d Thank you. Thank you very much 344 00:14:43,781 --> 00:14:45,658 * Agent P. d. 345 00:14:45,741 --> 00:14:48,994 Ah, Agent P., Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been to every plant nursery 346 00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:50,913 in town buying up little seedlings 347 00:14:50,996 --> 00:14:52,706 and now he's out and about in his blimp. 348 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:53,958 Find out what he's up to. 349 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,251 Carl? 350 00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:56,627 Oh, heh-heh. Sir. 351 00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:58,963 Are those my old mustache clippings? 352 00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:00,464 Some of them. 353 00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:02,258 Sorry you had to see that, Agent P. 354 00:15:02,341 --> 00:15:04,343 Please find out what Doofenshmirtz is up to. 355 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,972 Hey, Mom, we're gonna go find the Lost City of Atlantis. 356 00:15:08,264 --> 00:15:09,265 Be back later. 357 00:15:09,974 --> 00:15:11,225 What imaginations. 358 00:15:11,308 --> 00:15:15,396 Mom… Ooh, they're leaving. 359 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,356 Mom, get out the turret molds, 360 00:15:17,439 --> 00:15:18,941 we've got a sandcastle to build. 361 00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:20,734 OK, everybody, follow me. 362 00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:23,445 And remember, if you get lost, the surface is up. 363 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,492 Wow, is that the Titanic over there? 364 00:15:28,576 --> 00:15:30,202 Look, it's Amelia Earhart! 365 00:15:30,286 --> 00:15:32,288 The Tomb of Poseidon! 366 00:15:32,371 --> 00:15:33,315 Focus, guys. 367 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,874 We're looking for Atlantis, remember? 368 00:15:34,957 --> 00:15:36,250 Which way, Ferb? 369 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,752 Take Phytoplankton Road north. 370 00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:40,629 Hold it. 371 00:15:40,713 --> 00:15:42,006 That one's for my wallet. 372 00:15:42,256 --> 00:15:45,468 Why is the water always so warm next to you? 373 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:47,678 I'm so glad you want to join the contest. 374 00:15:47,761 --> 00:15:48,761 This'll be fun. 375 00:15:48,804 --> 00:15:50,615 If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right. 376 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,433 Here, fill these buckets with water. 377 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,310 I'm going to go find some sand. 378 00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:58,355 Lunchtime, my little plant friends. 379 00:15:58,439 --> 00:16:00,858 Yes, you like your water, don't you? 380 00:16:00,941 --> 00:16:03,235 Everyone gets H2O. 381 00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:05,654 Even you, little algae. Oh! 382 00:16:06,447 --> 00:16:08,782 Oh, Perry the Platypus, 383 00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:10,910 you landed in my fertilizer trap. 384 00:16:10,993 --> 00:16:11,979 Look at you. 385 00:16:11,994 --> 00:16:14,288 You've potting soiled yourself. 386 00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:16,916 So I got to thinking, 387 00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:19,376 why use animals or insects to aid 388 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,212 in my evil schemes when there are all these 389 00:16:21,295 --> 00:16:24,298 shiftless, do-nothing plants just laying around? 390 00:16:24,381 --> 00:16:29,261 So I've created a super-evil growth formula that when sprayed 391 00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:33,224 on my plants will turn them into thorny, prickly minions. 392 00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:34,850 With them under my control, 393 00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:38,938 I will rule the Tri-State Area with an iron fist 394 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,356 and a green thumb. 395 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,486 And if you don't mind, I'm going upwind of you. 396 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,404 We're almost there, guys. 397 00:16:47,488 --> 00:16:49,281 Turn right at kelp. 398 00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:51,909 These skulls are pretty cool. Hey! 399 00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:54,495 It's OK, Irving. 400 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,789 You still have the greatest camera ever made. 401 00:16:56,872 --> 00:16:58,457 - Where? - Right here. 402 00:16:58,541 --> 00:16:59,625 The human mind. 403 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:03,337 You can take pictures with your mind and store them in your memory. Try it. 404 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,548 OK. Click. 405 00:17:05,881 --> 00:17:07,550 Well, I guess that worked. 406 00:17:07,675 --> 00:17:08,884 Sea horses! 407 00:17:08,968 --> 00:17:10,928 You can get your underwater-equestrian patch now. 408 00:17:11,011 --> 00:17:12,763 Um, that was a joke. 409 00:17:12,847 --> 00:17:14,765 They're way too small to ride. 410 00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:17,518 Not if you scoop up a whole bunch of 'em. Giddy up! 411 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,311 Hey, guys, look what I found. 412 00:17:19,395 --> 00:17:22,690 A door with ancient runes telling us how to open it. 413 00:17:22,773 --> 00:17:24,650 Forget that. Step aside. 414 00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:28,945 Or that. 415 00:17:29,822 --> 00:17:32,575 D Atlantis * 416 00:17:32,658 --> 00:17:34,827 * Submerged city you enchant us d. 417 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:35,911 Click. 418 00:17:35,995 --> 00:17:38,789 D Oh, Poseidon, please grant us * 419 00:17:38,873 --> 00:17:43,878 * Entry to the city of Atlantis * 420 00:17:44,545 --> 00:17:47,256 * Atlantis is a city At the bottom of the sea * 421 00:17:47,339 --> 00:17:49,467 * It's soggier now than it used to be * 422 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,635 * 'Cause it used to be above Now it's down below * 423 00:17:51,719 --> 00:17:53,637 * It's the waterlogged City of Atlantis * 424 00:17:53,721 --> 00:17:55,764 * Every room in every house Has an oceanic view * 425 00:17:55,848 --> 00:17:57,728 * If you shoo away a whale Or a manatee or two * 426 00:17:57,808 --> 00:17:59,828 * There is not a better, wetter Place for you to go * 427 00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:02,271 * Than the waterlogged City of Atlantis * 428 00:18:02,354 --> 00:18:04,523 * Well, the forecast says The humidity is high * 429 00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:06,626 * It's not your kind of place If you want to stay dry * 430 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,527 * You can always have tea With a sea anemone * 431 00:18:08,611 --> 00:18:10,362 * In the waterlogged City of Atlantis * 432 00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:12,656 * In the waterlogged city In the waterlogged city * 433 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,825 * In the waterlogged city In the waterlogged city * 434 00:18:14,909 --> 00:18:17,203 * In the waterlogged city In the waterlogged city * 435 00:18:17,286 --> 00:18:18,412 * In the waterlogged city d. 436 00:18:19,455 --> 00:18:21,207 And everything is so pretty. 437 00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,375 D In the waterlogged City of Atlantis d. 438 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,378 OK, everyone, move in closer 439 00:18:26,462 --> 00:18:28,255 while I put my camera on a timer. 440 00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:31,425 I think he's taking this camera thing to a weird level. 441 00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:33,803 Say "cheese." Click. 442 00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:36,514 We are so privileged to be here in this strange 443 00:18:36,597 --> 00:18:37,973 and beautiful place. 444 00:18:38,265 --> 00:18:40,267 To think that the greatest minds in history 445 00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:42,978 have been searching for Atlantis for thousands of years. 446 00:18:43,229 --> 00:18:44,730 Those guys are punks. 447 00:18:44,814 --> 00:18:47,483 We should bring this up to the surface for the whole world to see. 448 00:18:47,566 --> 00:18:49,819 Oh, yes, that is a great idea. 449 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:54,406 Rrr. This is the third time it's fallen. 450 00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:55,825 I used to be good at this. 451 00:18:55,908 --> 00:18:58,494 Now I'm Frank Lloyd Wrong. When did it get so hard? 452 00:18:58,577 --> 00:19:00,663 Oh, man. This is super-simple. 453 00:19:00,746 --> 00:19:02,790 Ugh. I hate this stupid contest. I quit. 454 00:19:02,873 --> 00:19:05,459 Hon, will you relax? This is supposed to be fun. 455 00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:07,795 Hey, Candace. Hey, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher. 456 00:19:07,878 --> 00:19:08,921 Jeremy. 457 00:19:09,004 --> 00:19:09,990 Hi. 458 00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:12,383 Uh, heh-heh, so, what brings you 459 00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:14,510 to the magnificent shores of Danville? 460 00:19:14,593 --> 00:19:16,637 Well, I'm the judge of the contest this year. 461 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,264 - No way. - Way. 462 00:19:18,347 --> 00:19:20,558 I'm excited to see what you two come up with, 463 00:19:20,641 --> 00:19:22,226 but you'd better get started. 464 00:19:22,309 --> 00:19:23,769 Time's a-tickin'. 465 00:19:24,687 --> 00:19:26,564 Mom, why are you just standing there? 466 00:19:26,647 --> 00:19:28,774 Sandcastles don't build themselves. Chop, chop. 467 00:19:29,525 --> 00:19:30,901 You see, Perry the Platypus, 468 00:19:30,985 --> 00:19:33,779 your efforts to stop me have been fruitless. 469 00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:36,365 "Fruitless," you like that? That's a good one. 470 00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:39,368 Next time you'll "leaf" me alone. Heh-heh-heh! 471 00:19:39,451 --> 00:19:42,955 Yes, Perry the Platypus, I can sure be a "fungi." 472 00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:46,208 Get it? "Fungi," plural of fungus? 473 00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:49,462 It's a… Eh. 474 00:19:49,962 --> 00:19:50,962 Yeah. 475 00:19:51,672 --> 00:19:55,009 Anyway. Grow, my green minions, and get him! 476 00:19:56,677 --> 00:20:00,514 Hey, wait, not me! Not me. Hey, wait! Don't… Don't be fresh! 477 00:20:01,348 --> 00:20:02,600 I gotta shut this thing off. 478 00:20:02,975 --> 00:20:05,644 This has become a thorny situation, I… 479 00:20:12,943 --> 00:20:16,405 Four weather balloons and helium canisters for underwater delivery. 480 00:20:16,489 --> 00:20:17,489 That's us. 481 00:20:17,531 --> 00:20:20,201 Aren't you kids a little young to be discovering Atlantis? 482 00:20:20,284 --> 00:20:21,494 Yes, yes, we are. 483 00:20:21,577 --> 00:20:22,703 Well, good for you. 484 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:25,331 All right, guys, let's get to work. 485 00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:37,009 Oh, no! Jeremy's almost here. 486 00:20:37,259 --> 00:20:38,969 Help, Perry the Platypus, help! 487 00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:43,557 Ha-ha. Yes, yes, Perry, you got it! 488 00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:44,850 That's it, you're free. 489 00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:47,228 Now, come over here and… Wait, where are you going? 490 00:20:47,311 --> 00:20:48,354 Perry the Platypus…! 491 00:20:48,437 --> 00:20:49,647 OK, guys. 492 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:52,191 Tie the balloons to the four corners of Atlantis. 493 00:20:52,274 --> 00:20:53,609 Looks good, Ferb. 494 00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:00,741 It's working. 495 00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:02,493 Woo-hoo! Yes! 496 00:21:02,576 --> 00:21:04,578 Lookin' good, guys. 497 00:21:05,454 --> 00:21:07,540 - Looks kinda… - Cool. 498 00:21:08,374 --> 00:21:09,458 This is horrible! 499 00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:12,753 Jeremy's going to take one look at this and think I'm a big loser-y loser. 500 00:21:12,837 --> 00:21:15,339 Oh, honey, Jeremy's smart enough to separate his feelings 501 00:21:15,422 --> 00:21:17,883 about your sandcastle from his feelings about you. 502 00:21:17,967 --> 00:21:22,763 OK, uh, last but not least, we have the Flynn-Fletchers. 503 00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:26,851 Well, it's not perfect, but we had fun doing it, 504 00:21:26,934 --> 00:21:29,603 so I give you our sandcastle. 505 00:21:31,939 --> 00:21:34,525 Holy molly, Candace! 506 00:21:34,608 --> 00:21:36,503 I know, I know. It's not great, but we did our best. 507 00:21:36,527 --> 00:21:37,862 Are you kidding? 508 00:21:37,945 --> 00:21:39,446 It's amazing! 509 00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:41,574 You win, you win. 510 00:21:41,657 --> 00:21:43,367 I'm going to get your blue ribbon. 511 00:21:43,659 --> 00:21:44,659 Huh? 512 00:22:01,218 --> 00:22:05,222 I have to say, I think Jeremy can't separate his feelings 513 00:22:05,306 --> 00:22:07,725 for you from his feelings for this sandcastle. 514 00:22:07,808 --> 00:22:09,727 He must like you more than you thought. 515 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:11,312 Hee-hee. I know. 516 00:22:11,395 --> 00:22:12,855 Let's go get that blue ribbon. 517 00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:18,527 Perry the Platypus, you came back and saved me! 518 00:22:18,611 --> 00:22:20,654 Thank you, Perry the Platy… 519 00:22:20,738 --> 00:22:22,490 What? Uh…? What is…? 520 00:22:22,573 --> 00:22:24,825 I'm having an allergic reaction to these stupid plants. 521 00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:28,954 Curse you, inadequate immune system! 522 00:22:29,205 --> 00:22:30,191 What happened? 523 00:22:30,206 --> 00:22:31,290 Did anybody see it? 524 00:22:31,373 --> 00:22:32,625 Why did it go back down? 525 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,461 Perhaps the Lost City of Atlantis wanted to stay lost. 526 00:22:35,544 --> 00:22:37,922 At least I've got the pictures in my head. 527 00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:41,592 Hey! I had my thumb in front of the lens the whole time! 528 00:22:41,675 --> 00:22:44,512 Aw, now all I'll remember is my thumb.