Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Bubble gum, bubble gum, running in a sack.
Hop to the finish and don't look back.
Come on, Dad. Sing it.
I can't remember the words.
What to do. What to do.
Gangway, on your right. One side coming through. Argh!
How many times have I told you
to keep Perry out of my way
when I'm balancing eggs on a spoon?
Um, never?
I would have thought it would be understood.
What you doing anyhow?
I'm training for this year's
father-daughter picnic competition.
And I'd really like to win for a change.
Dad, come on. We're not finished practicing.
I'll be right there, sweetheart.
I'm just clearing a spot for the trophy
we're going to win today.
Dad, those trophies are lame.
"Last place.
Nice try"?
Oh, come on, what about this one?
"First place".
It means loser, Dad.
Well, that's not very nice, is it?
But look on the bright side, Candace,
this year we might take home one just like this.
Ta-da.
- Third place? - No, winner. It's a W.
How are my two favorite competitors doing?
- Ugh. - Well, I've got a few errands to run.
But I should be there by the time the contest starts.
Oh, please try to make it.
I think Candace could really use someone cheering her on.
Did you hear that, Ferb?
I know what we're gonna do today.
Hey, where's Perry?
How peculiar.
Anybody there…?
Oh.
Ah, Agent P.,
Doofenshmirtz has been doing lots of research
on the structural properties of glue.
- It's probably nothing… - Say, that fella
wearing the dashing fedora
looks awfully familiar.
Good luck, Agent P.
Perry.
Why do I get the feeling I wasn't supposed to see that?
Oh, that hurt.
Ooh. Ooh.
Memory erase sequence initiated.
Five percent completed.
Hey, Phineas. Hey, Ferb.
Hi, Isabella.
- Come on in. - What you doing?
Oh, just trying to generate
40,000 cubic feet of compressed air.
- What's it for? - You'll see in a minute.
I don't wanna blow the reveal too soon.
Anything I can do to help?
We still need some pom-poms,
a fog machine,
- and 372 feet of bungee cord. - You got it.
D Do-do-dit-do-do Do-do-do-dit-do d.
Memory erase at 95 percent completed.
Mr. Fletcher, are you okay?
- Daddy? - Uh-oh.
Major Monogram,
we have a situation here.
Mr. Fletcher got caught in the memory eraser.
Great googly moogly, Carl.
This could bring down the entire organization.
Get him back to headquarters right away
so that we can restore his memory.
D Carl d.
Da-Da.
We can't let the family see him like this.
He's got the brain of a toddler.
We need to restore his memory
before he's missed at the father-daughter picnic.
But that'll take over three hours.
Better hurry before it's time to change him.
- Sir, I have… - Da-Da, Da-Da.
Will you stop it?
I am trying to have a conversation.
As I was saying, sir, I may have a solution.
Anticipating just this kind of situation,
I've been building robotic replicas
of the Flynn/Fletcher family.
We can get Agent P to operate the Mr. Fletcher robot
until we can replace him with the real Mr. Fletcher.
W-wait a minute.
You anticipated a specific situation like this?
Yep.
Wow. That's a little creepy, Carl.
Yes. Yes, it is.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
And by inopportune, of course I mean completely opportune.
I was just on the way to drop an entire container of "eulg"
on the Tristate adult diaper factory.
And what is "eulg," you may ask?
It's the opposite of glue.
A few drops of this will make anything fall apart.
See? Now, witness as I…
Agent P,
you must abort your current mission.
There's something much more important than Doofenshmirtz.
Hello, I'm right here. I can hear you, you know.
Rendezvous back at headquarters.
Monogram out.
Fine, fine. You have somewhere more important to be.
But don't you want to know
why I want to destroy the adult diaper factory?
It's a terrific back-story.
D Perry d.
You know, this is gonna be a back-story too someday.
Dad.
Where could he be? Dad, come on, we gotta go.
Hey, Candace, you wanna see what we…?
Dad!
Well, she'll see it soon enough.
Ladies and girls, I give you…
The floating pep-squad mobile.
Go, Candace.
Come on. Let me give you the tour.
First stop, our observation and media deck.
Our engine room provides pollutant-free power
along with a vigorous aerobic workout.
And last but not least,
our 360 degree fun bounce.
Sounds like it's time to get this baby airborne.
Fireside Girls, start your pedaling.
Dad.
Memory restoration,
7 percent and counting.
That's why you'll be controlling
this robotic version of Mr. Fletcher.
Unfortunately, the operation manual is in Dutch.
But we were able to find
a Dutch to French dictionary,
and a French to English dictionary.
Godspeed, Agent P.
Now, commence startup.
Startup successful.
Now try the body controls.
Body controls seem to be good.
Now try talking.
Jolly good, Candace.
As long as it's okay with Mum, it's okay with me.
Stiff upper lip and all that.
Uh, is that all he can say?
The kit originally came with one default phrase.
Lovely windmill, isn't it?
Oh, those kooky Dutch.
Now, Agent P, try to emote.
Oops, sorry. Sometimes this happens.
I'm still working out the bugs then.
There, good as new.
And not a minute too soon.
Good luck, Agent P.
Monogram out.
Well, if you talk to Dad,
just tell him to meet me at the park.
I couldn't find him anywhere, so I came down by myself.
I'm sorry, Candace.
I got stuck in a bit of traffic,
but I'll be there as soon as I can.
If Dad doesn't get here soon, we'll have to…
Oh, never mind, Mom. He's here.
Let's go get checked in for the contest.
As long as it's okay with Mum,
it's okay with me.
OK.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Phineas Flynn, and we have a perfect view of today's first event,
the father-daughter tug o' war.
Let's give our team a little encouragement.
Charge!
Dad, look up there.
Phineas and Ferb are flying a giant blimp.
As long as it's okay with Mum, it's okay with me.
Everyone heave. Pull.
Whoa. Come on, Dad, dig in your heels.
Great, Dad. Looks like we're still losers.
Jolly good, Candace.
Our father-daughter teams
are changing positions and settling in
for the gooseberry-pie-eating contest.
Each team will have 60 seconds to eat as much pie as possible
with their hands behind their backs.
Ew.
Now it's time for a real crowd pleaser.
The father-daughter balloon-animal
sculpting contest.
We've got a butterfly, a snail…
Oh, and a snake. Very creative.
And, uh, this is a…?
Lovely windmill, isn't it?
That's not technically a balloon animal.
Zero points.
Can you believe that? She mocked you.
Dad? Ouch.
Dad, you're burning up.
I'll go get you some water.
Agent P, I'm afraid your robotic Mr. Fletcher
is overheating.
Apparently Carl forgot
to top off the coolant levels.
Sorry, sir.
You've got to try to keep that robot under control
until we can make the switch.
Here you go, Dad.
Drink lots of water. And where's Mom?
She should have been here a long time ago.
Candace? I'm just a few blocks away.
Hurry, Mom. You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb have creat…
Ooh, sorry, Candace.
Going through a tunnel. Gotta go.
Well, you look a lot better.
Let's head on over to the water balloon toss.
Closing in on the target.
With Perry the Platypus out of the scenario,
nothing will stop me.
Excuse me, sir, could you stand up and sit right back down?
I suppose.
Hey, we started a wave.
Gently.
Jolly good, Candace.
Whoa!
We're doing great, Dad.
Wow, nice reach.
Agent P, we've finished restoring
Mr. Fletcher's memory.
You need to distract the girl
so we can make the swap.
Uh-oh. Don't worry, Dad, I'll get it. I'll get it.
Hello, Agent P.
Thanks, we gotta hurry.
Off you go.
Nice work, Agent…
Our cover's blown.
We gotta move. Go, go, go, go!
Ugh, my head.
Where am I?
Dad. Dad. I caught the balloon,
and the judges gave us a point for the longest distance.
Ow, yes, but where are we?
I think we're in second place. Let's go.
The adult diaper factory.
I'll be over the target in exactly, ah,
five minutes.
Oh, no. That's not going to be good.
Welcome to the final event.
Ready, set, go.
Keep up with me, Dad.
We're getting out of rhythm.
I'm trying.
Whoa!
Ow.
Oh, Dad, it's hopeless.
Bubblegum, bubblegum, running in a sack.
Hop to the finish and don't look back.
Dad, you remember.
Bubblegum, bubblegum, running in a sack.
Hop to the finish and don't look back.
Isabella, park the blimp and get everyone down here
for the final cheer.
We're on our way.
Bubblegum, bubblegum, running in a sack.
Hop to the finish and don't look back.
Please, I wanna live. I wanna live. I wanna live.
What?
I'm alive.
Woo-hoo. Ow-ow.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus,
even though you weren't involved in this scheme.
Bubblegum, bubblegum, running in a sack.
Hop to the finish and don't look back.
Bubblegum, bubblegum, running in a sack…
Hop to the finish and don't look back.
You got it, Dad.
Look, we're pulling ahead.
And look, there's Mom.
Go Candace. Go Dad.
Go, Candace!
Great job. I'm so proud of you guys.
- Mom, it was awesome. - Look, honey.
And the winner is.
Candace Flynn and her dad, Lawrence.
Yippee. Yay. Huzzah!
Congratulations.
Thank you.
- And thank you, Dad. - Do you know, Candace,
I don't remember much of what happened here today,
but I'll never forget this moment with you.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Hey, haven't I seen you before?
Carl, we gotta fire up the memory eraser again.
Oh, Jeremy, I had no idea
you felt that way about me.
But I still have a lot to accomplish
before I get married.
Hold on.
Much more romantic.
It's you. Hello, Jeremy.
Hi, Candace, I was wondering if you could do me a favor.
Yeah.
Listen, I got called into work and my parents aren't home.
Do you think you could look after Suzy for a few hours?
Yeah.
- I'll be right over. Thanks. - Yeah.
Huh? Uh, wait, what did you say?
Jeremy? No, Jeremy
I'll be right back. Mom. Mom.
Mom, Jeremy's dropping off his little sister and I…
How nice. A babysitting job.
No, Mom, you don't understand,
she's evil.
Don't be silly, Candace.
She's just a little girl.
How much trouble could she be?
I see you've discovered the broken sprinkler.
Yeah, I'd better get to the hardware store.
It's beginning to look like Niagara Falls out here.
Niagara Falls?
Know anything about that, Ferbmeister?
It's over 167 feet high.
It's also tremendously popular with daredevils.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Hey, where's Perry?
I can't believe you forgot to pick up new razors, Carl.
Now, I have to go on camera without a clean shave.
Me too, sir.
What? You don't even have a single hair.
I have one, sir.
Ew. Agent P,
you're here. We're getting very suspicious
about Doofenshmirtz.
He hasn't ordered any bulk items
from the Internet in days.
Get over there and put a start to it.
Carl, you disgust and fascinate me.
Suzy'll be here any second.
I have to get this place in shape.
Must hide anything Suzy can use against me.
Oh, hey, hi, Jeremy.
Candace? What's with the outfit?
I get… cold.
Uh-huh. Well, it's a statement.
You guys have fun now. Bye.
You know, even though I know that was papier-mâché,
that's still an impressive throw.
Hey, Phineas,
what you doing?
Hey, guys, what's with the baby carrier?
Ask him.
My chiropractor recommended it.
It's just as humiliating as a half nelson
and easier on my tennis elbow.
What's that grinding sound?
Tuff Gum.
Like the song says.
D Pound nerds like a drum *
* Stop a train w ith your thumb *
* It's Tuff Gum d.
Wow, can I have some?
I don't think so. It's for bullies only.
You got any regular gum?
D Weiner gum d.
All right, everyone.
Ferb and I built a giant waterfall ride,
and we wanna do a test run.
- Who's in? - Me.
- Can I go? - Well, just be careful.
'Cause I worry about you.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
How do you like my new Shoelace-Inator?
It's the perfect match
for my new Carbon-Footprint-Inator.
I made it entirely out of carbon paper I kept from the 1970s.
I always thought that was gonna come back.
Shame.
Anyway, people are always talking about
reducing their carbon footprint.
I don't really know what that means, but it sounds evil.
Carbon footprints.
So my plan is to leave giant carbon footprints
all over the Tristate area.
Don't bother, it's double-knotted.
So, Candace, are you ready to have some fun?
No, no, no. I'm good. I hate fun.
I've got a little game we can play.
G-g-g-game?
It's called Making…
M-m-making?
Paper…
P-p-p-paper?
- Dolls. - Paper dolls?
Huh? It's for you.
For me?
Aren't you gonna do something horrible to me?
Oh, no, making you to look bad
is just one of the ways I control Jeremy.
If he's not here, I'm off the clock.
Wait, you can control your brother?
Can't you get your brothers to do anything you want?
No way. I can't get them to do anything.
Unacceptable.
To the backyard.
Hey, guys.
What you doing?
- Um, hello? - Hey, Suzy.
We were just putting the finishing touches
on our waterfall ride.
Ooh, just watching all this work makes me thirsty.
What I wouldn't do for a glass of cool lemonade.
- Lemonade? - Whatever you like, Suzy.
Thank you.
I have so much to learn.
Well, now that you've watched the master at work,
it's time for you to get yours.
Me? Oh, no. I'm not ready.
- I, I… - And what do you want?
To bust my brothers?
Is that a question or a mission?
- A mission. - So say it!
- I wanna bust my brothers. - Mean it!
I wanna bust my brothers.
Own it.
I wanna bust my brothers!
Even better,
get them to bust themselves.
Get my brothers to bust themselves?
Get my brothers to bust themselves.
- Get my brothers to bust themse… - Now go!
Get my brothers to bust themselves.
Hey, boys. What you doing?
Uh, do I even need to be here?
Going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Wanna come? It's gonna be sweet.
If Buford does not drop me first.
Tough guys don't drop stuff.
D Tuff Gum d.
All right, Candace, time to bring it on home.
Phineas and Ferb,
I want you to pick up the phone right now…
Psst.
Everything okay, Candace?
Oh, could you just help me out and call Mom?
What, so she can come and see this gigantic,
insanely high waterfall we built in the backyard?
- Yes. - Great idea.
Can I borrow your phone?
Hey.
What do you know? It's Candace.
Right on schedule.
So, what kind of unbelievable contraption
have Phineas and Ferb built
that requires me to come home immediately?
An unbelievably cool waterfall ride right in our back yard.
You've gotta come home right away.
Phineas, is that you?
You sound just like Candace,
I mean, you sound like you, but the things you're saying…
Hurry up, you gotta see it.
All right, all right, just as soon as I find
the right sprinkler part.
I curse the day these things were invented.
D Doofenshmirtz Carbon Footprint d.
Everything is going… Ahem.
Everything is going according to my plan.
Soon, Danville will know
what it is to be trodden upon
by true genius.
I think I'll start with a pond or some bushes or something.
You know, to beef up the whole anti-environmental theme
I've been dancing around.
Wait, where was that from?
How did you get out of that double knot?
Hey, you like the window?
I just had it installed.
Sayonara, Perry the Platypus.
All right, Buford, we're ready for you.
You can let 'er rip.
Roger that.
Better eighty-six the gum. It's a choking hazard.
Oh, all right.
But I'll be back for that bad boy.
All right, let's do this.
I can't wait for Mom to see this.
This is it. Today's the day.
It's my day.
It is my day.
Whoa!
Was Buford not in the barrel with us?
Bull's-eye.
Whoa, that was great.
I can't wait for Mom to see it.
Me too.
Mom's home.
Yes. Come on. Let's go tell Mom.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Congratulations.
You are now an official driver for the Mr. Banana Company.
Man, that is so funny.
I literally just wrote a song
about a platypus driving a banana truck.
Hmm. Hmm.
Wait, my demo.
D He's Alabama bound With a load of bananas *
* Heading south across The Mason-Dixon Line *
* Then he's selling pineapples To Gary, Indiana *
* Gotta burn some rubber *
* Make that highway unwind *
* He's a mobile mammal *
* And I'll bet you a fiver *
* He's eating hush puppies And corn on the cob *
* He's a semi-aquatic semi driver *
* A full-time agent w ith a part-time job *
* Aw, yeah *
* I'll bet you a fiver *
* That there's a mobile mammal *
* Whoo-ooh-ooh Whoo-ooh-ooh *
* Whoo-ooh-ooh *
* Woo! d.
Mom, Mom, Phineas wants to tell you something.
We built Niagara Falls in the back yard.
- Wanna see it? - Why I'd love to, honey.
Yes. Yes. Finally.
All right, Danville. Get ready for a carbon footprint
you'll never forget.
Oh, see, this… This is why I hate nature.
It's always getting stuck to your foot.
D Tuff Gum d.
I can't believe it.
You walk away from a profitable miniature golf franchise
and open up a spring water bottling plant
right in the middle of town.
What? Did you think a mountain spring
was just gonna fall out of the sky?
You've never believed in me.
All right, I'll try this again.
Blah, blah, blah.
Carbon footprints.
I suppose this was inevitable.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Well, kids, you're right,
it does look like Niagara Falls back here.
But this part will fix that.
- Voila. - So who wants pie?
Me. I do.
No. How can this be?
It was supposed to work this time.
Don't you have anything to say?
Results may vary.
- Hey, Candace. - Hi, Jeremy.
Hold this, please.
- How's it going? - Perfect.
Everything is…
Guess we're back on the clock.
Splishy-splashy.
D He's Alabama bound With a load of bananas *
* Heading south across The Mason-Dixon Line *
* Then he's hauling pineapples To Gary, Indiana *
* Gotta burn some rubber *
* Make that highway unwind *
* He's a mobile mammal *
* And I'll bet you a fiver *
* He's eating hush puppies And corn on the cob *
* He's a semi-aquatic s emi driver *
* A full-time agent wi th a part-time job *
* Woo! *