* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Gravity.
Hmm. I wonder if there's any way around that.
What are you guys doing?
Well, right now we're just thinking about defying gravity.
Please, even you can't change the law of gravity.
It's a universal law,
like you can't wear white after Labor Day.
An absolute law without hope of appeal?
That's despotism. Somebody ought to…
Hey, that's it. I know what we're gonna do today.
- Hey, where's Perry? - Right here.
Oh. I didn't see him there.
- Carl. - One minute, sir.
Just finishing up my status update.
"Carl is interning like there's no tomorrow." Done.
Carl, I just completed your intern evaluation report.
You've earned a gold star in every category except one.
You need to show more initiative.
Sir, I've never gotten less than a gold star
in my entire interning life.
Well, I do have 24 hours
before I have to submit my evaluation.
Prove you can show initiative and that gold star is yours.
I'll start right now by triple-checking
the chattersphere for suspicious activities.
Hey, Ferb, nice job on that blueprint
for our anti-gravity fun launcher.
I just posted it on our website so Baljeet can check the math.
Hey, Baljeet, that was fast.
Your blueprints are 97 percent sound.
But you accidentally placed a cosine
where you needed a quadratic differential.
Not to worry, I fixed it. I will send an attachment.
Excellent.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
There's absolutely nothing going on today.
Have you finished that puzzle yet?
No. I lost the stupid box lid.
Now I can't figure out how to solve it.
Then you could finish building me a bride
out of icicle-pop sticks like you promised.
I'd like to help you out, Norm, really.
But look at my tongue.
See? Ah? Look at that.
My doctor said no more raspberry icicle-pops,
until the blue dye flushes completely out of my system.
Why must I be alone?
I don't know. Why are raspberry icicle pops blue?
And I know what you are doing, Norm.
You're a sick, sick robot.
I need a really evil scheme.
But, oh, it's so hard to create when I'm in one of my moods.
Maybe I can borrow someone else's plans from the Internet.
"Blueprints" and search.
Ooh, an anti-gravity fun launcher.
How about the Anti-gravity.
Evil Launchinator?
There. I changed the name, that makes it mine.
This could be the greatest scheme ever!
Although I'm not quite sure of the evil applications.
Ah, something will come to me.
Ah! Doofenshmirtz just downloaded a blueprint.
"Anti-gravity fun launcher"?
Sounds fishy. Let's run it through the anagram decoder.
Ah! Major Monogram!
You don't have to yell. I'm right here.
Doofenshmirtz just downloaded these plans
for an anti-gravity fun launcher.
But when I run that through the anagram decoder,
the letters form "evil fanatic hunter ray gun."
Looks like you're missing an E.
They're probably just trying to mislead us.
Let's check the source.
Agent P's owners!
They must be in league with Doofenshmirtz.
I don't know, Carl. Sounds a little far-fetched.
But wait, listen to this.
It's a seemingly innocent voice recording of Phineas.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
But if we play all those syllables backwards
in a random order we get…
Let's help Doofenshmirtz
destroy the Tristate area.
Keep a close eye on those boys.
See what else you can find out.
D Perry d.
Agent P, we need you to track down a missing agent.
Code name Agent G.
We're not sure of his current location,
but we have a few leads placing him in Iceland,
Monte Carlo, Burbank, California,
and the moon. It's up to you to chase that goose
and bring him back to the agency.
Good luck, Agent P. Monogram out.
So who is Agent G again?
Gary the Gander? Oh, that's just a wild-goose chase.
Get it? Goose, gander?
Uh, we had to distract Agent P.,
because he's too close to Phineas and Ferb.
Then who will investigate the boys?
Hmm, we need to send someone in undercover.
All the agents are out on their missions.
D Carl Dressed as a cheerleader *
* Carl, now he's wearing a pinafore *
* Carl In his pajamas *
* Carl, now he's A guy from the Civil War *
* Dressed as a cowboy Or an old steelworker *
* And now he's the lead In a '40s tearjerker *
* He's Carl Incognito d.
Good luck, Agent Carl.
You can count on me, sir.
OK, now where's Perry?
All right, guys, chop-chop.
Time to prove Sir Isaac Newton wrong.
Sir, I've reached the target. Over.
Roger that, Carl.
Now observe, then infiltrate.
Who's that, Phineas?
Oh, hey, kid. You wanna help?
Me? Sure.
Sir, I've made contact.
Hey, thanks. What's your name?
Uh…
Say a cool name like Nitro, Dax or Steel.
My name is Carl.
Nice to meet you, Carl.
Come and join us in the fun.
Sir, I've gained their trust.
So, what kind of scheme is this?
We're just having fun challenging universal laws.
So I hear you're the math genius behind this operation.
Oh, no, no, no. Phineas and Ferb's blueprint
was already brilliant.
I just made a minor modification.
Interesting.
So Ferb, you don't talk much, do you?
- Actually, I… - Oh, what's that over there?
Nice job, everyone. It came out perfectly.
Who wants to go first?
I think our guest should go first.
Ah, uh, me?
OK, Ferb, let's see what we can do
about that pesky gravitational pull.
Ah! What's happening?
Don't worry. It only lasts 15 minutes.
Looks fun though, doesn't it? Let's all go.
Coming through.
So, what exactly is the evil purpose in all of this?
Evil? This is just for fun.
Hey, guys, wait for me.
D Gravity's not so much a law *
* As just a mere suggestion *
* Whether or not y ou gonna follow it *
* Is up to y our discretion *
* So if you wanna g et above the trees *
* Get ready for s ome zero G's *
* Get in line 'cause you know *
* That there's no way *
* When you levitate *
* I said w hen you levitate *
* When you levitate *
* Oh *
* When you levitate *
Phineas and Ferb floating in midair?
Ooh, they are so busted this time.
I've gotta find Mom.
Carl, status update. Over.
Sir, I can't
[{whipping sound] Whoa! Ah!
Carl? Carl!
Oh, no, they must be torturing that poor kid.
Don't worry, little unpaid intern,
help is on the way.
Thanks for bringing this down for me, Norm.
For some reason, it runs on solar power.
How many times do I have to tell you?
You can't park in a loading zone.
Well, uh, it's not a vehicle. It's an evil device.
You see, this is what I do for a living.
No, don't! Oh!
Gary the Gander? I know nothing!
That was so much fun. Remember when Isabella…?
Ahem. Who's that?
Uh, hello, son.
Hi, Carl's dad.
Hello, children.
Carl, uh, your mother and I
were worried when you didn't come home.
Uh, are you in trouble?
No, Maj… Er, Dad.
I was just playing with my new friends.
Sir, situation neutralized.
Abort mission.
I repeat, abort mission.
Well, uh, ahem, son, it's time to go home…
Aw, come on, Dad, can't I just stay for five more minutes?
No, no, we have to go. Your, uh, mom is making dinner.
See you later, Carl. It was a lot of fun.
Nice kid.
Last one in has to clean up.
Stop!
Hmm, that's an interesting shape.
It looks famil… Aah!
Wait.
An anti-gravity evil Launchinator.
I've found another one.
What are the odds?
Norm, get down here. I need help.
Our next guest is a covert secret agent.
We've pixilated his face to conceal his identity.
Now, I understand that you're searching
for a long-lost colleague.
Oh, you brought a picture.
Now, viewers, if you see this agent,
call in immediately.
Well, I guess he found him.
Hey, buddy, you forgot your pixilation.
Norm, you're spectacular.
I never knew you could do that.
Did you know I could also do this?
Really? Wow. I should really read your instruction book.
Yes. Yes, you should.
It's about 30 feet tall.
With electrodes and stuff.
- Mm-hm. - You'll see.
I'll just open the gate, and you'll… Eek! It's gone.
That's a shocker.
Norm, you've really outdone yourself today.
Does this mean…?
Yes, you'll have your icicle-pop stick bride.
Yay.
Uh-oh.
You got a license to drive a robot with more than two axles?
Uh, um, uh…
That's what I thought.
OK, Charley, pull her up.
Curse you, motor vehicle code!
I'm very proud of you, Carl.
But my feelings for you
can be better expressed in your evaluation.
All gold stars!
Oh, there you are, Agent P.
Sorry about the wild-goose chase.
You were just too close to this case.
But don't feel bad. No one could ever find Agent G.
He's been missing for far, far too long.
What the…? Agent G!
On an extremely extended vacation?
Well, Agent P deserves a vacation more than you do.
He deserves one,
but unfortunately, evil never rests.
So we'll see you tomorrow.
Well, this is getting a little awkward.
Carl, my arm's getting tired and he won't salute back.
Ah, here's the doohickey that fuses with your spinal cord.
Hey, guys. What you doing?
Today we're gonna fuse our nervous systems
with Dad's laptop and surf the web
using only our cerebral cortexes.
Wow. Surely that would be quite an exciting project.
Oh, hey, Baljeet. Why are you dressed like a vegetable samosa?
Because today is the Tristate Area Unification Day.
I learned all about it in assimilation class.
You see, the Tristate area
was the Bistate area until our founder,
the great John P. Tristate,
uttered the immortal words.
"The, uh, Bistate area should be united
with that adjacent area right over there."
But we knew that. I was just wondering
why you were dressed up like a vegetable samosa.
Oh, that. My Uncle Kamal is doing an exotic cuisine float
in the parade, and I'm the…
Vegetable samosa.
- Hey. - Buford?
I thought I was supposed to be the vegetable samosa.
Why can we not both be vegetable samosas?
Oh, sure, two vegetable samosas.
Why don't we all just dress like vegetable samosas?
In fact, why don't we just all dress like mashed potatoes
and take the word exotic right off the sign?
Buford, wait!
No, man, it's over. I'm gonna go find another nerd.
But what about the Tristate Area Unification Day parade?
What? Is that what this parade is for?
Does no one know what today is?
Well, excuse me, but that adjacent area
was founded by my great uncle Otto H. Adjacent.
He didn't wanna be no part of no Tristate unification,
and neither do I. The blood of Otto H. Adjacent
runs through these veins, and blood is thicker than water.
Well, mango chutney is thicker than blood.
You're dead to me.
Parade? I love parades.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today instead.
We're gonna… Hey, where's Perry?
Ah, there you are, Agent P.
Well, let's get down to brass tacks.
What's this?
Happy passive-aggressive relationship day?
- Oh, was that today? - That's okay.
You probably weren't gonna get me anything anyway.
Well, I completely forgot.
No, no. You know, I didn't even want a present.
Anyway, where were we?
For some reason, Doofenshmirtz has purchased a tow truck,
which isn't evil in itself,
but he may be planning on towing something evil,
so check it out.
D Perry *
Candace, are you ready for our girl's day out?
Just a sec, Mom.
Ah-ha! Wait a minute.
Are you guys just out here arranging kiddie wagons?
- At the moment. - Hmm.
Carry on.
All clear. Luckily, the boys aren't up to anything.
A little to the left.
There you go.
Candace, you have to promise me
that you won't obsess about Phineas and Ferb.
Yeah, sure, Mom. I promise.
Don't just promise this time. Raise your right hand.
Do you, Candace Gertrude Flynn,
solemnly swear not to obsess about your brothers,
or you'll suffer the pharaoh's curse?
- The pharaoh's curse? - Yes or no?
- OK, yes. - OK, now we can have fun.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated *
Perry the Platypus?
You like that?
I call it my Indoorsinator.
I got the idea from the Perry-shaped hole
you left in my wall
and in my bathroom door and… And in my fridge.
Man, you were hungry that day.
Anyway, here's my evil plan.
Ta-da!
I'm calling it the Duplic-8-inator!
Get it? Duplic, then the number eight, then inator.
I bet you're wondering what it does, huh?
Here, I'll show you.
I can't believe you started a monkey basketball team
and you've only got one monkey.
Oh, great, now three of them are gonna have to sit on the bench.
See, it duplicates everything eight times.
When I zap those streets there will be eight times the traffic.
And Danville will come to a standstill.
That's where I will make out like a bandit.
See, I bought this tow truck off the Internet.
I'm going to call it the Towinator or something,
and open a service, and then I'll go and…
Of course, it will be hard for me to drive…
Anywhere, with all that traffic…
But, you know, that's a bridge I'll cross when I get there.
I've never been bullied into stopping a parade before.
What should I do?
I don't know if this is working out.
Can you talk in an Indian accent?
Indian accent? No. I can do an English accent instead.
Hello, guv.
Top of the morning. Toodle-pip.
Last night, Mr. Guffman, my toilet was broken in two.
Actually, that was pretty good.
OK, everyone, let's show everybody
what Tristate unification is all about.
Cue Love Handle.
D The Tristate area was the Bistate area *
* With an adjacent area right over there *
* They put it all together Now there's no use denying *
* This parade is all about Our area unifying *
* There's only one thing we care about *
* We want you all to stand up And scream and shout *
* It's the Tristate Area Unification Day *
* It's the Tristate Area Unification Day d.
Ferb, water hazard ahead.
Lets Operation Unforeseen Circumstance.
D It's the Tristate Area Unification Day *
* It's the Tristate Area Unification Day *
* It's the Tristate Area Unification Day d.
Oh, nuggets.
That's too bad.
Maybe you should dress like a policeman
and reroute the parade.
If that wasn't such a good idea, I'd flatten you.
Mamma mia. That was close.
See, Candace?
Isn't this nice to just get away and enjoy a day together?
You're right, Mom. This is the best.
I'm not even going to think about…
Hmm, you know.
I'm not even gonna say their names.
That's the spirit.
I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy… Ooh!
The parade coming by! Ha!
Look at that kid in the cute little car…
Mom? Ah! What am I doing?
I am blocking my view.
What my brothers do doesn't affect me.
Letting it go for just one day.
Nails. Happy, relaxing, fun.
You say something, honey?
Now they're headed for the junkyard,
from whose gravitational pull it'll be impossible to escape.
Am I thinking of a junkyard, or something else?
Ferb, treacherous terrain coming up.
Execute operation Thing in our way.
Otto H. Adjacent will be avenged.
Now which button was it?
Because one of these buttons make it fire willy-nilly
all over the place, and I don't want to hit that one by mistake.
Oh, someone's at the door. I'll be right there.
Oh, excuse me Perry the Platypus. What can I…?
Oh, see there, that…
That's the willy-nilly button.
Mom, this place is so fancy schmancy.
I just hope it isn't too noisy
with that silly parade going on outside.
Believe me, I'm trying to tune it out.
So, what looks good to you?
Remember the pharaoh's curse.
Wait. It doesn't count if she sees them herself.
Hey, Mom.
I bet you can't turn your head 180 degrees like an owl.
No, just 90.
Hey, can you show me that twisty yoga move you do again?
Maybe after lunch, dear.
I'm curious what the back of your chair looks like.
- Can you turn around and show me? - OK, Candace, what's up?
Mom, why can't you just turn around?
OK, You want me to turn around? I'm turning around.
Can we just eat lunch now?
Fine.
If that parade makes it to the end,
my hopes for the Adjacent area secession are through.
I gotta stop it.
What is your next plan?
I know it is going to be something clever.
That's it. The other accents were amusing,
But that one's just offensive.
Wait! What about me?
I'm firing you as my nerd.
Das ist nicht gut.
That's weird.
That our floats are floating away.
Yeah. Well, they are called floats.
What the…? Ah!
A platypus balloon?
A Perry the Platypus balloon!
Candace, I'm having a great time with you today.
See how relaxing it is
when you're not obsessing about your brothers?
I can't take it anymore!
Mom, I really tried my best to give you a day,
but it's the boys.
The boys. They're in the parade.
With giant floats.
So come on, you gotta bust them.
Wow. It's all just one big place.
No Bistate area. No Adjacent area.
It's all just one, big Tristate area.
Right over there. Uh-oh. Mama.
You know, this balloon is actu… Ah!
Curse you, Perry the Platypus balloon!
Oh, no! Buford is in trouble.
I must do something.
Please, my bully is in trouble.
Let go of all of your balloons.
Yeah, OK.
Thank you.
No, thank you, vegetable samosa.
Uh, did you guys see that?
Let's investigate.
What we really need is a grand finale so spectacular
that people will always remember Tristate Area Unification Day.
Hey, what's that?
Happy Tristate Unification Day!
Ooh, yeah.
Yeah, just
some Unification Day parade stunt.
That'll do it.
Hey, Buford, great finale.
Yeah, it was really, really nice.
Nice? Aw, now I gotta go do something
to balance out the universe. See you on the news.
Wait, wait, no, Buford!
No, no, no, please don't!
I was going to eat those jelly doughnuts.
Missed you, Baljeet.
Right back at you, buddy.
And thus the universe is balanced.
- Candace… - Behold!
Phineas and Ferb have taken over the parade.
- Hi, Mom. - Hi, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher.
Hi, Phineas and Ferb's Mom. Say cheese.
Oh, how adorable.
Excuse me.
Are you Candace Gertrude Flynn?
Yes.
Curse you.
I tried to warn you, honey.