1 00:00:11,513 --> 00:00:14,600 D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation * 2 00:00:14,683 --> 00:00:17,144 * And school comes along just to end it * 3 00:00:17,227 --> 00:00:20,230 * So the annual problem For our generation * 4 00:00:20,314 --> 00:00:23,400 * Is finding a good way to spend it * 5 00:00:23,484 --> 00:00:24,610 * Like maybe * 6 00:00:24,693 --> 00:00:27,112 * Building a rocket or fighting a mummy * 7 00:00:27,196 --> 00:00:29,239 * Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 8 00:00:29,573 --> 00:00:32,034 * Discovering something That doesn't exist d. 9 00:00:32,117 --> 00:00:33,118 Hey! 10 00:00:33,202 --> 00:00:34,536 D Or giving a monkey a shower * 11 00:00:35,412 --> 00:00:36,497 * Surfing tidal waves * 12 00:00:36,622 --> 00:00:39,416 * Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d. 13 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,501 It's over here! 14 00:00:40,584 --> 00:00:41,919 D Finding a Dodo bird * 15 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:43,003 * Painting a continent * 16 00:00:43,087 --> 00:00:45,047 * Or driving our sister insane * 17 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:46,131 Phineas! 18 00:00:46,215 --> 00:00:48,467 D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do * 19 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:50,135 * Before school starts this fall d. 20 00:00:50,219 --> 00:00:51,220 Come on, Perry! 21 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:56,433 D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! * 22 00:00:56,517 --> 00:01:02,064 * So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d. 23 00:01:02,147 --> 00:01:05,442 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 24 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,115 So, what's the plan today, Dad? 25 00:01:11,198 --> 00:01:12,533 Well, your mother's jazz trio 26 00:01:12,616 --> 00:01:14,326 has a gig at the Mayor Day festivities 27 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:17,162 and I shall be running the antiques auction. 28 00:01:17,246 --> 00:01:18,622 Oh, yes. I'm very excited 29 00:01:18,706 --> 00:01:21,000 as we have a collection of steamrollers on the block, 30 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:22,668 all imported from England. 31 00:01:22,751 --> 00:01:25,004 You're kidding. There's a market for that? 32 00:01:25,087 --> 00:01:26,297 Oh, you'd be surprised. 33 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:28,215 What with Steamroller Today magazine 34 00:01:28,299 --> 00:01:30,592 and wacky steamroller videos posted on the Internet, 35 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:34,221 the public is going crazy for the flattening arts. 36 00:01:34,305 --> 00:01:36,348 People and their silly trends. 37 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,326 Hey, Mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair? 38 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:39,351 Why would you do that? 39 00:01:39,435 --> 00:01:41,061 To express my individuality. 40 00:01:41,145 --> 00:01:42,271 Everyone's doing it. 41 00:01:42,354 --> 00:01:44,064 No. All right, well, I'm all set. 42 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:45,417 I've got my lucky guitar strings, 43 00:01:45,441 --> 00:01:47,067 I'm wearing my lucky underwear, 44 00:01:47,151 --> 00:01:48,444 and of course I've got my… 45 00:01:48,694 --> 00:01:51,530 Oh, no! My lucky gold guitar pick. 46 00:01:52,615 --> 00:01:54,199 It's wedged in the wall. 47 00:01:54,491 --> 00:01:56,160 Oh, here, try my lucky butter knife. 48 00:01:56,243 --> 00:01:57,745 Oh, it's too far in. 49 00:01:58,078 --> 00:01:59,556 You gave me that for our anniversary. 50 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:01,081 Oh, don't worry, love, 51 00:02:01,165 --> 00:02:03,250 I'll get a contractor in here to retrieve it. 52 00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:06,045 I hate the idea of someone cutting a hole in my nice wall. 53 00:02:06,378 --> 00:02:07,963 Well, I can't worry about it right now. 54 00:02:08,047 --> 00:02:09,256 I've got music to make. 55 00:02:10,049 --> 00:02:11,175 Whoa, yes, we'd better go. 56 00:02:11,258 --> 00:02:13,385 See you kids at the festival later, OK? 57 00:02:13,469 --> 00:02:14,470 Bye. 58 00:02:14,762 --> 00:02:16,096 Good luck. Good luck. 59 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:17,740 I know what we're gonna do today, Ferb. 60 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,266 Hey, where's Perry? 61 00:02:21,477 --> 00:02:23,979 Computer authorizing DNA. 62 00:02:24,104 --> 00:02:25,147 One moment, please. 63 00:02:25,314 --> 00:02:26,357 Access granted. 64 00:02:29,193 --> 00:02:30,194 Morning, Agent P. 65 00:02:30,277 --> 00:02:32,613 How do you like the new spittoon lair entrance? 66 00:02:33,697 --> 00:02:34,740 Anyway, your mission. 67 00:02:35,115 --> 00:02:37,284 Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz is being honored today 68 00:02:37,368 --> 00:02:39,453 with a statue for the Mayor's Day Festival. 69 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:42,122 Considering Doofenshmirtz's hatred for his brother, 70 00:02:42,206 --> 00:02:44,667 the forecast suggests mild tomfoolery 71 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,002 with a 60 percent chance of slapstick violence. 72 00:02:47,127 --> 00:02:48,212 Good luck, Agent P. 73 00:02:48,545 --> 00:02:50,172 Now on to Tom Perkins with sports. 74 00:02:50,255 --> 00:02:51,298 We're done, Ferb. 75 00:02:51,382 --> 00:02:52,591 Whatcha doing? 76 00:02:52,675 --> 00:02:54,486 We just built a device that temporarily scrambles 77 00:02:54,510 --> 00:02:57,137 your molecules so you can pass through solid objects. 78 00:02:57,304 --> 00:02:58,555 Let's see if it works. 79 00:03:01,183 --> 00:03:02,351 D Listen up * 80 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:05,646 * When there's an obstacle in my way * 81 00:03:06,146 --> 00:03:08,649 * I don't let it ruin my day * 82 00:03:08,732 --> 00:03:11,235 * And I don't walk around it * 83 00:03:11,318 --> 00:03:13,988 * Like other people do * 84 00:03:15,572 --> 00:03:18,242 * You can scramble my molecules * 85 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:20,494 * 'Cause I'm just passin' through * 86 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:26,083 * If there's a immovable object In front of you * 87 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:29,086 * Takin' up the entire street * 88 00:03:29,503 --> 00:03:31,088 * Don't skirt around the edge * 89 00:03:31,171 --> 00:03:33,215 * Don't go over it or under it * 90 00:03:33,299 --> 00:03:35,467 * Never admit defeat * 91 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:38,053 * Let's say you're in a big, brick room * 92 00:03:38,137 --> 00:03:40,097 * With no windows or doors * 93 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:43,225 * A cast-iron ceiling And a concrete floor * 94 00:03:43,309 --> 00:03:48,147 * I got a quantum physical Solution just for you * 95 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:52,484 * You just s cramble them molecules * 96 00:03:52,568 --> 00:03:56,113 * You're just passing through * 97 00:03:56,780 --> 00:04:01,160 * Just scramble them molecules * 98 00:04:01,243 --> 00:04:05,080 * You're just passing through d. 99 00:04:05,372 --> 00:04:07,559 Hey, we almost forgot. We have to get that pick for Mom. 100 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:08,751 I'll be right back. 101 00:04:11,378 --> 00:04:13,189 So I asked Jeremy if he was going to the festival 102 00:04:13,213 --> 00:04:15,233 and he's, like, "yeah, are you going to the festival?" 103 00:04:15,257 --> 00:04:16,383 And then I go… 104 00:04:18,093 --> 00:04:19,470 - Hey. - Hey. 105 00:04:26,143 --> 00:04:27,269 Got it. 106 00:04:27,353 --> 00:04:28,395 Call you back, Stacy. 107 00:04:29,063 --> 00:04:30,943 Hey, Candace, we're heading out to the festival. 108 00:04:31,106 --> 00:04:32,232 See you. 109 00:04:35,152 --> 00:04:36,737 - Mom? - Hello? Candace? 110 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:38,530 Mom, I know this sounds crazy. 111 00:04:38,656 --> 00:04:39,657 I mean, no crazier 112 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,158 than all my other calls. 113 00:04:41,283 --> 00:04:43,261 You've got a gig. You're upset about losing your lucky pick. 114 00:04:43,285 --> 00:04:44,346 Like you're gonna come home now 115 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:45,770 and see what I'm rambling on about? 116 00:04:45,996 --> 00:04:47,724 No, you know, I should bring the ball to you. 117 00:04:47,748 --> 00:04:49,083 Yeah, that's a good idea. 118 00:04:49,249 --> 00:04:51,001 Mom, forget this call ever happened. Bye. 119 00:04:51,168 --> 00:04:52,211 What? 120 00:04:52,294 --> 00:04:55,089 D Doofenshmirtz flatbed microbus d. 121 00:04:55,339 --> 00:04:56,899 You see, bobblehead Perry the Platypus, 122 00:04:57,049 --> 00:04:59,218 I have created a powerful inator 123 00:04:59,301 --> 00:05:02,137 that will deface anything it contacts. 124 00:05:02,346 --> 00:05:04,974 Including my brother Roger's statue 125 00:05:05,057 --> 00:05:07,059 that's being unveiled at today's festival. 126 00:05:07,226 --> 00:05:09,395 It's going to humiliate him. 127 00:05:09,478 --> 00:05:11,981 Isn't it genius, bobblehead Perry the Platypus? 128 00:05:12,481 --> 00:05:15,067 D Bobblehead Perry the Platypus d. 129 00:05:15,234 --> 00:05:16,777 Oh, yes, oh, you agree. 130 00:05:17,236 --> 00:05:19,113 You know, I miss our little talks. Don't you? 131 00:05:20,531 --> 00:05:21,782 Oh, what do you know anyway? 132 00:05:27,246 --> 00:05:29,039 Walk through walls, eh? 133 00:05:30,207 --> 00:05:32,084 OK, now I'm mad. 134 00:05:36,213 --> 00:05:37,965 You've outdone yourselves, boys. 135 00:05:38,048 --> 00:05:39,550 Wait till Mom sees this. 136 00:05:40,217 --> 00:05:44,096 Citizens of Danville, it is an honor to be your mayor 137 00:05:44,179 --> 00:05:46,265 and a pleasure to serve you. 138 00:05:47,016 --> 00:05:50,769 Oh, no, Roger. It is I who will be serving you. 139 00:05:57,401 --> 00:05:59,570 OK, push up and… 140 00:06:05,159 --> 00:06:07,369 Those are my keys, aren't they? 141 00:06:08,078 --> 00:06:10,748 No, I don't have my card. 142 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,375 Yes, the keys are still in there 143 00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:15,461 and it's running. 144 00:06:16,045 --> 00:06:19,089 OK, now it's not running. Now I need gas. 145 00:06:19,173 --> 00:06:22,134 Forty-five minutes, huh? 146 00:06:22,217 --> 00:06:24,678 Ah. Well, I'm not going anywhere. 147 00:06:25,262 --> 00:06:27,556 Ah, well, at least I can get to my inator. 148 00:06:28,307 --> 00:06:30,601 As we get closer to unveiling 149 00:06:30,684 --> 00:06:33,729 this perfect replica of my body… 150 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:35,105 Perry the Platy…? 151 00:06:36,315 --> 00:06:37,316 Hey! 152 00:06:39,151 --> 00:06:41,612 What? That… It's an arts and crafts project. 153 00:06:42,154 --> 00:06:43,489 I've got a life outside of you. 154 00:06:55,376 --> 00:06:57,628 Curse you, Perry the Bobblehead! 155 00:06:58,379 --> 00:06:59,505 Oh, no. 156 00:07:00,547 --> 00:07:01,757 Bummer. I have a flat. 157 00:07:02,049 --> 00:07:03,509 No problem. We can fix it. 158 00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:05,469 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 159 00:07:05,552 --> 00:07:07,388 what you've all been waiting to bid on, 160 00:07:07,471 --> 00:07:11,225 I give you the antique steamrollers. 161 00:07:13,644 --> 00:07:16,981 Oh, they're so beautiful. 162 00:07:17,314 --> 00:07:18,607 Steamrollers stink. 163 00:07:18,691 --> 00:07:20,359 Yeah. Pump trolleys rule. 164 00:07:20,442 --> 00:07:23,028 Oh! It's the Wilkins brothers. 165 00:07:23,112 --> 00:07:25,072 Just ignore them, Arlene. 166 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:26,532 They try to cause trouble at every 167 00:07:26,615 --> 00:07:29,076 steam-powered antique auction in the Tristate area. 168 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:31,120 Shall we start the bidding? 169 00:07:32,454 --> 00:07:33,580 Hey, Candace. 170 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:37,084 Enjoy your last moments of freedom, boys. 171 00:07:41,463 --> 00:07:43,465 Well, you might have destroyed plan A, 172 00:07:43,549 --> 00:07:44,591 but behold. 173 00:07:47,177 --> 00:07:48,429 Plan B! 174 00:07:49,346 --> 00:07:52,224 Which I have just destroyed. So now we're even. 175 00:07:52,641 --> 00:07:55,561 But not even I am prepared for plan C. 176 00:07:58,022 --> 00:08:01,150 Behold the Be-gone-inator. 177 00:08:01,483 --> 00:08:04,278 How do you like me now, Perry the Gone-apus? 178 00:08:05,613 --> 00:08:07,364 Ah, so I missed. 179 00:08:07,448 --> 00:08:10,117 Oh, whatever. I have a bigger bother to be-gone. 180 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,745 Goodbye, stupid Roger statue. 181 00:08:19,084 --> 00:08:22,379 And Lot Number 2 is a little beaut from Aveling & Porter, 182 00:08:22,463 --> 00:08:24,381 built in 1924. 183 00:08:24,465 --> 00:08:26,300 Do I have any bids? 184 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:28,427 I do! I do! 185 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:30,721 No one's payin' a lick of attention to us, Wilbur. 186 00:08:31,013 --> 00:08:32,348 Yeah, let's get out of here. 187 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:43,067 So how long does it take you to fix a flat? Ticktock. 188 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:45,277 Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through. 189 00:08:53,243 --> 00:08:55,496 You can build a roller coaster in a day, 190 00:08:55,579 --> 00:08:58,123 but it takes you 12 minutes to pump up a tire? 191 00:09:02,044 --> 00:09:05,381 Did anybody else just see the inside of a steamroller? 192 00:09:05,464 --> 00:09:06,465 How do you know 193 00:09:06,548 --> 00:09:07,609 what the inside looks like? 194 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:09,093 I have a life outside of you. 195 00:09:09,176 --> 00:09:10,344 Well, the tire's fixed. 196 00:09:13,472 --> 00:09:17,643 And Lot Number 5 is sold to the woman in red. 197 00:09:17,726 --> 00:09:21,355 And now the last item of the day, we have Lot 6. 198 00:09:21,438 --> 00:09:23,148 Do I have any bids? 199 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:31,490 Mom! Mom! 200 00:09:37,746 --> 00:09:40,666 Hmm, what are the odds? 201 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,418 Hey, Mom. I'm glad we caught you. 202 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:44,295 Ferb and I found your lucky gold pick. 203 00:09:44,378 --> 00:09:47,214 Oh, boys, thank you. What a relief. 204 00:09:47,298 --> 00:09:48,549 I just hate playing without it. 205 00:09:48,716 --> 00:09:51,176 Mom, Mom! Look at this. Look at me. 206 00:09:51,343 --> 00:09:52,553 Linda, we're on. 207 00:09:52,636 --> 00:09:54,513 Mom! Candace, I've gotta go. 208 00:09:54,638 --> 00:09:56,478 And just because I won't let you get pink hair, 209 00:09:56,515 --> 00:09:58,434 you don't have to wear some weird door. 210 00:09:58,601 --> 00:10:00,102 - The trends these days. - But, but… 211 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,229 Cool door, Candace. Let's get a good spot. 212 00:10:02,313 --> 00:10:05,065 I'd wear a door. Heck, I'd even wear a window if it fit. 213 00:10:06,025 --> 00:10:08,110 - Hey, guys. - Oh, no. Jeremy. 214 00:10:08,319 --> 00:10:09,320 You seen Candace? 215 00:10:09,403 --> 00:10:11,238 - She's standing in the door. - Thanks. 216 00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:13,407 Oh, no, oh, no, Jeremy can't see me like this. 217 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:14,783 Oh, no. Oh, no. 218 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,333 Candace? 219 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:25,628 And four and breathe. 220 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:27,755 Whoo. Just doing some stretching. 221 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,131 Oh, hi, Jeremy. 222 00:10:29,506 --> 00:10:31,383 So our moms are gonna start playing 223 00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:32,718 when they unveil the statue. 224 00:10:33,177 --> 00:10:34,345 - Wanna go? - Sure. 225 00:10:35,638 --> 00:10:38,307 And now without further ado… 226 00:10:42,978 --> 00:10:44,063 Well, Ferb, it looks like 227 00:10:44,146 --> 00:10:46,065 everything worked out for everyone today. 228 00:10:46,982 --> 00:10:49,360 I can't believe nothing worked out for me today. 229 00:10:49,443 --> 00:10:52,071 After I had A, B and C and they all… 230 00:10:52,363 --> 00:10:54,281 Of course, I destroyed the B, so… 231 00:10:54,365 --> 00:10:55,658 Hey, where are you going? 232 00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:59,078 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 233 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,332 Hey, look at that. A pumpless pump trolley. 234 00:11:03,582 --> 00:11:05,125 Now that's old school. 235 00:11:08,587 --> 00:11:09,672 Wow, Aunt Tiana, 236 00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:11,632 you and Bob have had so many cool adventures. 237 00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:12,716 I know, huh? 238 00:11:13,217 --> 00:11:15,260 And here's Bob and me jumping out of a helicopter 239 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:16,971 into the South American rain forest. 240 00:11:17,054 --> 00:11:19,056 - Turn the page, Bob. - OK! 241 00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:22,184 Man-eating plants in the Amazon. 242 00:11:22,351 --> 00:11:23,769 - Bob… - OK! 243 00:11:24,019 --> 00:11:25,229 And here we are climbing 244 00:11:25,312 --> 00:11:26,981 the icy peaks of Kilimanjaro. 245 00:11:27,064 --> 00:11:28,333 I thought the view was spectacular, 246 00:11:28,357 --> 00:11:29,608 but Bob thought it was just… 247 00:11:29,692 --> 00:11:32,027 - Eh, OK. - Where you going next? 248 00:11:32,111 --> 00:11:34,113 To the Galapagos. We leave tomorrow. 249 00:11:34,196 --> 00:11:36,323 You know, we've been on so many trips together, 250 00:11:36,407 --> 00:11:38,033 this time I wanna go with someone else. 251 00:11:38,117 --> 00:11:39,618 My wife. 252 00:11:40,119 --> 00:11:42,079 Tiana, will you marry me? 253 00:11:42,162 --> 00:11:43,664 Oh! OK! 254 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,375 - Oh! How romantic. - Way to go, Bob. 255 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,085 Wow, corny. 256 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,586 But apparently effective. 257 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:51,189 You could get married in the Galapagos. 258 00:11:51,213 --> 00:11:53,340 No, you can't get married in the Galapagos! 259 00:11:53,507 --> 00:11:56,218 When I was little you promised I would be your bridesmaid. 260 00:11:56,302 --> 00:11:58,637 - What about my needs? - Candace! 261 00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:01,348 Oh, that's right. I did promise you that, didn't I? 262 00:12:01,473 --> 00:12:03,159 Well, we could go to the courthouse before we leave. 263 00:12:03,183 --> 00:12:05,311 - OK! - No, not OK! 264 00:12:05,477 --> 00:12:06,979 We have to have a real wedding. 265 00:12:07,062 --> 00:12:08,422 We could have it in the back yard. 266 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,025 Candace, you can't plan a real wedding in a day. 267 00:12:11,358 --> 00:12:12,484 Duh! 268 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,112 I've been planning this since I was 10. 269 00:12:15,195 --> 00:12:16,423 I can set up the perfect wedding, 270 00:12:16,447 --> 00:12:18,508 and get you two kids married in a way you'll never forget, 271 00:12:18,532 --> 00:12:21,201 and have you on a plane to the Galapagos with time to spare. 272 00:12:21,535 --> 00:12:22,615 You and Mom go to the salon 273 00:12:22,661 --> 00:12:24,204 and get up-dos and French manicures, 274 00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:26,498 then head to Tristate Bridal and ask for Olga. Now go. 275 00:12:26,582 --> 00:12:27,666 Well, OK then. 276 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,210 We wouldn't want Aunt Tiana taking her vows in safari wear. 277 00:12:30,419 --> 00:12:32,713 Candace, I know you're going to plan a wonderful wedding. 278 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,715 Especially with Phineas and Ferb helping. 279 00:12:35,007 --> 00:12:36,258 - What? - Right. 280 00:12:36,508 --> 00:12:38,148 Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today… 281 00:12:38,177 --> 00:12:39,261 No! No, no, no. t. 282 00:12:39,345 --> 00:12:40,697 You don't know what you're going to do today. 283 00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:43,098 They're gonna build some sort of wedding rocket to the moon, 284 00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:44,701 or a lawn gnome beach party of taffeta! 285 00:12:44,725 --> 00:12:46,727 Then you steer the boys in the right direction, 286 00:12:46,977 --> 00:12:49,188 - and have fun, OK? - OK! 287 00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:52,358 Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta. Make a note of that. 288 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:55,611 Hello, Blakes Cakes? I'd like a seven-tiered… 289 00:12:55,694 --> 00:12:57,988 Oh, no, make that ten-tiered white cake, with raspberry… 290 00:12:58,072 --> 00:12:59,990 Please hold, yes? Flowers? 291 00:13:00,074 --> 00:13:02,135 Oh, yes, I need something with smell. Um, please hold. 292 00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:04,536 - I'm back. Where was I? - Hey, sis. 293 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,330 Excuse me. Can't you see I'm busy? 294 00:13:06,455 --> 00:13:07,957 Yes, I'm still here. Hold, please. 295 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,041 Would you guys scram? 296 00:13:09,124 --> 00:13:11,061 Well, Ferb and I just wanted to see how we could help. 297 00:13:11,085 --> 00:13:12,765 Just go do something and get out of my way. 298 00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:14,713 Huh? Oh, no, not you. It's my… 299 00:13:15,047 --> 00:13:17,341 - Go plan the grand entrance. - OK. 300 00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:19,635 I guess we could make an entrance that's kind of grand. 301 00:13:20,636 --> 00:13:22,096 So have you seen Perry? 302 00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:25,516 D I wanna wanna wanna have fun fun fun d. 303 00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:29,019 Oh, Agent P, thank goodness you're here. 304 00:13:29,103 --> 00:13:30,562 As you've probably heard by now, 305 00:13:30,646 --> 00:13:32,273 Danville is experiencing a shortage 306 00:13:32,356 --> 00:13:33,440 of decent, healthy food, 307 00:13:33,524 --> 00:13:35,609 and someone's been buying up mass quantities 308 00:13:35,693 --> 00:13:37,361 of unhealthy food additives. 309 00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:39,613 This has Doofenshmirtz written all over it. 310 00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:43,575 We have no idea why he signed it that many times. 311 00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:47,037 But anyway, we're all counting on you, Agent P. 312 00:13:47,121 --> 00:13:49,164 No, I said crab puffs. Please hold. 313 00:13:49,248 --> 00:13:51,333 Why would I want my cake in a vase? 314 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:52,937 Oh, you're the florist, not the baker? 315 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:55,129 All right, ladies, let's do a run-through. 316 00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:58,215 Lookin' good, Isabella. 317 00:13:58,299 --> 00:13:59,633 Oh, hey, sis. 318 00:14:00,592 --> 00:14:01,593 Hey, Candace. 319 00:14:01,677 --> 00:14:04,013 See, Aunt Tiana, Bob, and wedding the photographer 320 00:14:04,096 --> 00:14:05,323 will parachute into their wedding, 321 00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:07,016 just like they did in South America. 322 00:14:07,308 --> 00:14:09,018 Let's bring those puppies back down. 323 00:14:09,101 --> 00:14:11,395 We've gotta save our fuel for the actual grand entrance. 324 00:14:11,645 --> 00:14:14,982 Absolutely not. You are off grand entrance duty. 325 00:14:15,065 --> 00:14:17,318 Just go take care of the flowers while I order the cake. 326 00:14:17,484 --> 00:14:18,736 - Got it? - Well, I guess… 327 00:14:18,986 --> 00:14:21,322 Just do it! And don't interrupt me. 328 00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:26,535 Wow, she's good. I'm gonna have her plan my wedding. 329 00:14:26,619 --> 00:14:28,370 - Ferb, make a note. - I got it. 330 00:14:28,662 --> 00:14:32,124 D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d. 331 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,756 Surprise, Perry the Platypus! 332 00:14:40,215 --> 00:14:42,134 OK, enjoy your trip. 333 00:14:43,636 --> 00:14:46,972 Oh. Oh, the look on his face. That was priceless. 334 00:14:50,059 --> 00:14:51,310 Oh, here he comes back again. 335 00:14:51,393 --> 00:14:53,228 All right, try not to laugh. OK, serious. 336 00:14:53,312 --> 00:14:55,147 Did you enjoy the other fl…? 337 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:58,067 Wait, Perry? Perry the Platypus? 338 00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:59,401 Where did he go? 339 00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:03,614 Aah! Oh, no! Argh! 340 00:15:06,575 --> 00:15:07,743 No, not beef. Chicken. 341 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,662 Oh, you're the cake guy? 342 00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:11,163 Oh, hold, please. What? 343 00:15:11,246 --> 00:15:13,290 No, I don't want to save money on my car insurance. 344 00:15:13,374 --> 00:15:15,125 - Candace? - I told you not to interrupt me. 345 00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:17,461 Not you. Don't hang up. This better be good. 346 00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:19,105 Ferb and I just thought you'd like to see 347 00:15:19,129 --> 00:15:21,423 - how the flowers turned out. - Oh, why didn't you say so? 348 00:15:21,674 --> 00:15:23,717 Wow, this is so beauti… 349 00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:25,469 Wait a minute, are these…? 350 00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:28,347 Venus flytraps, just like in their adventure in the Amazon. 351 00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:30,057 Don't worry, Candace. 352 00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,434 They only have a taste for insects and small vermin. 353 00:15:32,977 --> 00:15:35,479 - Hey, he likes you. - Get this thing off me! 354 00:15:37,481 --> 00:15:39,733 - Are you OK? - One moment. 355 00:15:41,568 --> 00:15:44,113 Hello? 356 00:15:45,114 --> 00:15:47,408 So are you and Bob thinking of having kids? 357 00:15:47,658 --> 00:15:49,702 OK, Candace, what can we do next? 358 00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:51,620 Next? What can you do next? 359 00:15:51,704 --> 00:15:53,664 Well, Aunt Tiana said we should help, 360 00:15:53,747 --> 00:15:55,624 and it is her wedding when you think about it. 361 00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,209 All right. 362 00:15:57,293 --> 00:16:00,421 But no trampolines, no robots, no roller coasters, 363 00:16:00,504 --> 00:16:02,631 no fireworks spectaculars, no native dancers, 364 00:16:02,715 --> 00:16:04,216 no running of the wildebeests… 365 00:16:17,313 --> 00:16:19,523 You could have at least gotten into your trap. 366 00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:21,150 It's on the table. 367 00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:23,402 You know, I appreciate you trying to mix it up, 368 00:16:23,527 --> 00:16:26,155 but I do have a schedule to keep. Ready? 369 00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:28,449 Let me show you my latest project, 370 00:16:28,699 --> 00:16:30,784 the Junkfood-inator! 371 00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:32,411 It sprays my special mix 372 00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:34,371 of boiling hot high-fructose corn syrup 373 00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:35,748 and hydrogenated coconut oil, 374 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:39,668 turning all healthy food into toasty warm junk food. 375 00:16:39,752 --> 00:16:42,588 Soon everyone will become 376 00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:44,757 lethargic, overweight blobs, 377 00:16:45,049 --> 00:16:48,469 easily controlled by me. 378 00:16:48,552 --> 00:16:51,680 Because I will be the only one left eating healthy food. 379 00:16:51,764 --> 00:16:54,099 Like these delicious broccolis. 380 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:59,063 The only problem is I'm not quite used to the taste. 381 00:16:59,146 --> 00:17:01,607 I'm used to eating the, uh… Th-The junk. 382 00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:03,275 I'll just dip it in here, and… 383 00:17:04,026 --> 00:17:05,152 Mmh, mmh. 384 00:17:05,235 --> 00:17:06,445 Oh, that's much better. 385 00:17:06,528 --> 00:17:07,571 I could eat this all day. 386 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:10,282 I can feel myself getting healthy. 387 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,368 No giant robot groomsmen, 388 00:17:12,451 --> 00:17:14,495 no mechanized rice catapults, 389 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:15,746 no rocket to the moon, 390 00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,539 no bringing the moon down to Earth. 391 00:17:17,748 --> 00:17:20,292 Just regular, good old-fashioned wedding stuff 392 00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:22,002 like you might find at a regular, 393 00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:24,421 - everyday, perfect wedding. - Like…? 394 00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:26,382 Like ice! 395 00:17:26,507 --> 00:17:28,008 It's summer, it's hot. 396 00:17:28,092 --> 00:17:29,593 People want something with ice, OK? 397 00:17:29,677 --> 00:17:31,261 Make ice. 398 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:36,016 Ferb, what do we have in the ice file? 399 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,560 I could eat this health food all day. 400 00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:41,313 Just look at this life-like glow I've acquired. 401 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,523 I'm the picture of health. 402 00:17:42,773 --> 00:17:44,441 And all from eating nothing but this… 403 00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:45,961 Ah, I don't know what's under here, 404 00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:47,145 but I think it's a vegetable. 405 00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:50,281 I'm as strong as an ox. 406 00:17:52,408 --> 00:17:54,034 But nobody else will be 407 00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:56,704 after I fire off my Junkfood-inator. 408 00:18:00,249 --> 00:18:01,583 I should really refill this. 409 00:18:02,084 --> 00:18:04,044 But, you know I'm… I'm so tired. 410 00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:06,213 I should really take a nap first. 411 00:18:08,424 --> 00:18:10,485 Yeah, the cake's all set up out back, just like you asked. 412 00:18:10,509 --> 00:18:11,510 Thank you. 413 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,762 Hey, aren't you a little young to be a wedding planner? 414 00:18:14,013 --> 00:18:15,514 No. No, I'm not. 415 00:18:16,056 --> 00:18:17,641 My perfect cake, done. 416 00:18:20,144 --> 00:18:21,729 No! My perfect cake! 417 00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:23,772 Mr. Delivery Guy, come back! 418 00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:28,110 - The horror. - Hey, Candace, 419 00:18:28,193 --> 00:18:29,588 What do you think of our ice sculpture? 420 00:18:29,612 --> 00:18:32,406 We incorporated all of Aunt Tiana and Bob's adventures. 421 00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:34,259 There's even a slide she can ride to the altar. 422 00:18:34,283 --> 00:18:37,077 I do! 423 00:18:38,454 --> 00:18:39,997 I'm telling… 424 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,666 Mom. Maybe it's my perfect day after all. 425 00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:45,127 Mom, Aunt Tiana. Hurry up. 426 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,629 You've gotta see this thing. 427 00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:48,505 Is she always like that? 428 00:18:49,006 --> 00:18:50,466 Some days are better than others. 429 00:18:50,549 --> 00:18:52,051 It's Phineas and Ferb. 430 00:18:52,134 --> 00:18:53,552 They've ruined everything. 431 00:18:53,636 --> 00:18:55,012 I'll go check on Lawrence and Bob. 432 00:18:55,095 --> 00:18:56,430 Candace, let's go have a look. 433 00:18:57,014 --> 00:18:59,391 Look at this cake. It has a chicken in it! 434 00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:01,560 - Oh. - And my hair. 435 00:19:02,019 --> 00:19:04,229 I think it may also have a chicken in it. 436 00:19:04,313 --> 00:19:05,314 Oh, my. 437 00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:07,399 - And this! - Hi, Auntie T! 438 00:19:07,483 --> 00:19:09,777 We're just putting the finishing touches on the scorpions. 439 00:19:10,027 --> 00:19:12,363 Look. The venom is sparkling apple cider. 440 00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:15,157 Oh, my goodness. Candace, I-I… 441 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,534 Don't say it, Auntie T. I failed you. 442 00:19:17,618 --> 00:19:20,287 I turned your special day into the worst wedding ever. 443 00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:22,373 - But I love it. - You huh? 444 00:19:22,456 --> 00:19:25,084 I mean, your hair. It's all the rage in Montevideo. 445 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:29,171 And the cake. It's like a crazy hodgepodge of everything I love. 446 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,383 And this. Oh, well, all I can say is 447 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:35,386 thank you. You planned a perfect wedding. 448 00:19:35,636 --> 00:19:38,013 Now why don't you come inside and help me with my dress? 449 00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:39,306 Oh, yay! 450 00:19:43,727 --> 00:19:45,145 Wait, what? Who am I? 451 00:19:45,646 --> 00:19:46,981 Oh. Oh, it's me. 452 00:19:47,231 --> 00:19:49,149 Perry the Platypus, how did you free yourself? 453 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:54,780 Wow. But it's too late. 454 00:19:55,155 --> 00:19:57,992 While I was napping, enough grease dripped off my face 455 00:19:58,075 --> 00:19:59,535 to fill the Junkfood-inator. 456 00:19:59,994 --> 00:20:01,287 Nothing can stop me now. 457 00:20:01,704 --> 00:20:03,664 Whoo. I gotta sit down. 458 00:20:12,047 --> 00:20:14,049 What the…? That's my… 459 00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:17,469 Suddenly I feel like a glass of sparkling apple cider. 460 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,013 I don't know how you did that, 461 00:20:19,096 --> 00:20:21,348 but get ready to pay, Perry the Platypus. 462 00:20:21,432 --> 00:20:23,267 Uh, can you…? 463 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:25,394 Can you hold on one second? OK. 464 00:20:29,231 --> 00:20:32,067 OK, here we are. Let's do this thing… 465 00:20:32,151 --> 00:20:33,444 Uh, uh… 466 00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:35,446 You know, just, uh… Just hold on, hold on. 467 00:20:36,989 --> 00:20:38,490 Uh, you know, Perry the Platypus. 468 00:20:38,574 --> 00:20:41,035 Uh, you can just let yourself out. 469 00:20:41,118 --> 00:20:43,078 I… I may be a while. 470 00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:45,414 Are you ready, Aunt Tiana? 471 00:20:45,581 --> 00:20:47,625 Wow. You even made it snow. 472 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,543 Wait, what about the ice sculpture 473 00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:51,211 with all our great adventures? 474 00:20:51,378 --> 00:20:53,005 They say the step you're about to take 475 00:20:53,088 --> 00:20:55,174 is the beginning of your greatest adventure yet. 476 00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:56,467 Little corny there, bro. 477 00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:59,178 Just teeing up the song. Oh, yeah. 478 00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:01,597 D With every step you take * 479 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,767 * The journey of your life * 480 00:21:05,768 --> 00:21:08,020 * And your adventure begins * 481 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:11,649 * As husband and wife * 482 00:21:12,191 --> 00:21:14,360 * The one you love is here * 483 00:21:14,443 --> 00:21:16,320 * He's making things OK d. 484 00:21:16,403 --> 00:21:17,404 OK! 485 00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:23,118 D Just think of all The adventures on their way * 486 00:21:23,452 --> 00:21:25,621 * Like bull running Bungee jumping * 487 00:21:25,704 --> 00:21:28,040 * Skydiving, hang gliding Base jumping, wakeboarding * 488 00:21:28,123 --> 00:21:30,084 * Wedding adventure Snowboarding, scuba diving * 489 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:31,627 * Treasure hunting Whip cracking * 490 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,712 * Headbanging, boot stomping Wedding adventure * 491 00:21:34,004 --> 00:21:36,131 * Bob and Tiana Husband and wife * 492 00:21:36,215 --> 00:21:38,550 * They're gonna have The time of their life by * 493 00:21:38,634 --> 00:21:41,029 * Speed jumping, snake charming Cow tipping, hamster chasing * 494 00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:43,264 * Cake baking, car washing Wedding adventure * 495 00:21:43,514 --> 00:21:45,391 * Remember every step that you take * 496 00:21:45,516 --> 00:21:47,476 * Started with Candace's chicken cake * 497 00:21:48,644 --> 00:21:50,562 * It doesn't matter how * 498 00:21:50,646 --> 00:21:54,149 * You choose to toss the dice * 499 00:21:54,316 --> 00:21:55,734 * Your marriage is * 500 00:21:55,985 --> 00:22:01,448 * The adventure of your life d. 501 00:22:03,742 --> 00:22:06,120 Candace, where's the justice of the peace? 502 00:22:07,121 --> 00:22:08,247 Aw, nuts! 503 00:22:08,497 --> 00:22:11,083 Ugh, just give me a minute. 504 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,586 D Bob and Tiana Husband and wife * 505 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,588 * They're gonna have The time of their life * 506 00:22:16,672 --> 00:22:19,300 * Speed jumping, snake charming Cow tipping, hamster chasing * 507 00:22:19,383 --> 00:22:21,593 * Cake baking, car washing Wedding adventure * 508 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,637 * Remember every step that you take * 509 00:22:23,721 --> 00:22:26,015 * Started with Candace's chicken cake * 510 00:22:27,182 --> 00:22:28,976 * It doesn't matter how * 511 00:22:29,059 --> 00:22:32,479 * You choose to toss the dice * 512 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:34,106 * Your marriage is * 513 00:22:34,189 --> 00:22:39,737 * The adventure of your life *