D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation *
* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
So, what's the plan today, Dad?
Well, your mother's jazz trio
has a gig at the Mayor Day festivities
and I shall be running the antiques auction.
Oh, yes. I'm very excited
as we have a collection of steamrollers on the block,
all imported from England.
You're kidding. There's a market for that?
Oh, you'd be surprised.
What with Steamroller Today magazine
and wacky steamroller videos posted on the Internet,
the public is going crazy for the flattening arts.
People and their silly trends.
Hey, Mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair?
Why would you do that?
To express my individuality.
Everyone's doing it.
No. All right, well, I'm all set.
I've got my lucky guitar strings,
I'm wearing my lucky underwear,
and of course I've got my…
Oh, no! My lucky gold guitar pick.
It's wedged in the wall.
Oh, here, try my lucky butter knife.
Oh, it's too far in.
You gave me that for our anniversary.
Oh, don't worry, love,
I'll get a contractor in here to retrieve it.
I hate the idea of someone cutting a hole in my nice wall.
Well, I can't worry about it right now.
I've got music to make.
Whoa, yes, we'd better go.
See you kids at the festival later, OK?
Bye.
Good luck. Good luck.
I know what we're gonna do today, Ferb.
Hey, where's Perry?
Computer authorizing DNA.
One moment, please.
Access granted.
Morning, Agent P.
How do you like the new spittoon lair entrance?
Anyway, your mission.
Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz is being honored today
with a statue for the Mayor's Day Festival.
Considering Doofenshmirtz's hatred for his brother,
the forecast suggests mild tomfoolery
with a 60 percent chance of slapstick violence.
Good luck, Agent P.
Now on to Tom Perkins with sports.
We're done, Ferb.
Whatcha doing?
We just built a device that temporarily scrambles
your molecules so you can pass through solid objects.
Let's see if it works.
D Listen up *
* When there's an obstacle in my way *
* I don't let it ruin my day *
* And I don't walk around it *
* Like other people do *
* You can scramble my molecules *
* 'Cause I'm just passin' through *
* If there's a immovable object In front of you *
* Takin' up the entire street *
* Don't skirt around the edge *
* Don't go over it or under it *
* Never admit defeat *
* Let's say you're in a big, brick room *
* With no windows or doors *
* A cast-iron ceiling And a concrete floor *
* I got a quantum physical Solution just for you *
* You just s cramble them molecules *
* You're just passing through *
* Just scramble them molecules *
* You're just passing through d.
Hey, we almost forgot. We have to get that pick for Mom.
I'll be right back.
So I asked Jeremy if he was going to the festival
and he's, like, "yeah, are you going to the festival?"
And then I go…
- Hey. - Hey.
Got it.
Call you back, Stacy.
Hey, Candace, we're heading out to the festival.
See you.
- Mom? - Hello? Candace?
Mom, I know this sounds crazy.
I mean, no crazier
than all my other calls.
You've got a gig. You're upset about losing your lucky pick.
Like you're gonna come home now
and see what I'm rambling on about?
No, you know, I should bring the ball to you.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Mom, forget this call ever happened. Bye.
What?
D Doofenshmirtz flatbed microbus d.
You see, bobblehead Perry the Platypus,
I have created a powerful inator
that will deface anything it contacts.
Including my brother Roger's statue
that's being unveiled at today's festival.
It's going to humiliate him.
Isn't it genius, bobblehead Perry the Platypus?
D Bobblehead Perry the Platypus d.
Oh, yes, oh, you agree.
You know, I miss our little talks. Don't you?
Oh, what do you know anyway?
Walk through walls, eh?
OK, now I'm mad.
You've outdone yourselves, boys.
Wait till Mom sees this.
Citizens of Danville, it is an honor to be your mayor
and a pleasure to serve you.
Oh, no, Roger. It is I who will be serving you.
OK, push up and…
Those are my keys, aren't they?
No, I don't have my card.
Yes, the keys are still in there
and it's running.
OK, now it's not running. Now I need gas.
Forty-five minutes, huh?
Ah. Well, I'm not going anywhere.
Ah, well, at least I can get to my inator.
As we get closer to unveiling
this perfect replica of my body…
Perry the Platy…?
Hey!
What? That… It's an arts and crafts project.
I've got a life outside of you.
Curse you, Perry the Bobblehead!
Oh, no.
Bummer. I have a flat.
No problem. We can fix it.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
what you've all been waiting to bid on,
I give you the antique steamrollers.
Oh, they're so beautiful.
Steamrollers stink.
Yeah. Pump trolleys rule.
Oh! It's the Wilkins brothers.
Just ignore them, Arlene.
They try to cause trouble at every
steam-powered antique auction in the Tristate area.
Shall we start the bidding?
Hey, Candace.
Enjoy your last moments of freedom, boys.
Well, you might have destroyed plan A,
but behold.
Plan B!
Which I have just destroyed. So now we're even.
But not even I am prepared for plan C.
Behold the Be-gone-inator.
How do you like me now, Perry the Gone-apus?
Ah, so I missed.
Oh, whatever. I have a bigger bother to be-gone.
Goodbye, stupid Roger statue.
And Lot Number 2 is a little beaut from Aveling & Porter,
built in 1924.
Do I have any bids?
I do! I do!
No one's payin' a lick of attention to us, Wilbur.
Yeah, let's get out of here.
So how long does it take you to fix a flat? Ticktock.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through.
You can build a roller coaster in a day,
but it takes you 12 minutes to pump up a tire?
Did anybody else just see the inside of a steamroller?
How do you know
what the inside looks like?
I have a life outside of you.
Well, the tire's fixed.
And Lot Number 5 is sold to the woman in red.
And now the last item of the day, we have Lot 6.
Do I have any bids?
Mom! Mom!
Hmm, what are the odds?
Hey, Mom. I'm glad we caught you.
Ferb and I found your lucky gold pick.
Oh, boys, thank you. What a relief.
I just hate playing without it.
Mom, Mom! Look at this. Look at me.
Linda, we're on.
Mom! Candace, I've gotta go.
And just because I won't let you get pink hair,
you don't have to wear some weird door.
- The trends these days. - But, but…
Cool door, Candace. Let's get a good spot.
I'd wear a door. Heck, I'd even wear a window if it fit.
- Hey, guys. - Oh, no. Jeremy.
You seen Candace?
- She's standing in the door. - Thanks.
Oh, no, oh, no, Jeremy can't see me like this.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Candace?
And four and breathe.
Whoo. Just doing some stretching.
Oh, hi, Jeremy.
So our moms are gonna start playing
when they unveil the statue.
- Wanna go? - Sure.
And now without further ado…
Well, Ferb, it looks like
everything worked out for everyone today.
I can't believe nothing worked out for me today.
After I had A, B and C and they all…
Of course, I destroyed the B, so…
Hey, where are you going?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Hey, look at that. A pumpless pump trolley.
Now that's old school.
Wow, Aunt Tiana,
you and Bob have had so many cool adventures.
I know, huh?
And here's Bob and me jumping out of a helicopter
into the South American rain forest.
- Turn the page, Bob. - OK!
Man-eating plants in the Amazon.
- Bob… - OK!
And here we are climbing
the icy peaks of Kilimanjaro.
I thought the view was spectacular,
but Bob thought it was just…
- Eh, OK. - Where you going next?
To the Galapagos. We leave tomorrow.
You know, we've been on so many trips together,
this time I wanna go with someone else.
My wife.
Tiana, will you marry me?
Oh! OK!
- Oh! How romantic. - Way to go, Bob.
Wow, corny.
But apparently effective.
You could get married in the Galapagos.
No, you can't get married in the Galapagos!
When I was little you promised I would be your bridesmaid.
- What about my needs? - Candace!
Oh, that's right. I did promise you that, didn't I?
Well, we could go to the courthouse before we leave.
- OK! - No, not OK!
We have to have a real wedding.
We could have it in the back yard.
Candace, you can't plan a real wedding in a day.
Duh!
I've been planning this since I was 10.
I can set up the perfect wedding,
and get you two kids married in a way you'll never forget,
and have you on a plane to the Galapagos with time to spare.
You and Mom go to the salon
and get up-dos and French manicures,
then head to Tristate Bridal and ask for Olga. Now go.
Well, OK then.
We wouldn't want Aunt Tiana taking her vows in safari wear.
Candace, I know you're going to plan a wonderful wedding.
Especially with Phineas and Ferb helping.
- What? - Right.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today…
No! No, no, no. t.
You don't know what you're going to do today.
They're gonna build some sort of wedding rocket to the moon,
or a lawn gnome beach party of taffeta!
Then you steer the boys in the right direction,
- and have fun, OK? - OK!
Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta. Make a note of that.
Hello, Blakes Cakes? I'd like a seven-tiered…
Oh, no, make that ten-tiered white cake, with raspberry…
Please hold, yes? Flowers?
Oh, yes, I need something with smell. Um, please hold.
- I'm back. Where was I? - Hey, sis.
Excuse me. Can't you see I'm busy?
Yes, I'm still here. Hold, please.
Would you guys scram?
Well, Ferb and I just wanted to see how we could help.
Just go do something and get out of my way.
Huh? Oh, no, not you. It's my…
- Go plan the grand entrance. - OK.
I guess we could make an entrance that's kind of grand.
So have you seen Perry?
D I wanna wanna wanna have fun fun fun d.
Oh, Agent P, thank goodness you're here.
As you've probably heard by now,
Danville is experiencing a shortage
of decent, healthy food,
and someone's been buying up mass quantities
of unhealthy food additives.
This has Doofenshmirtz written all over it.
We have no idea why he signed it that many times.
But anyway, we're all counting on you, Agent P.
No, I said crab puffs. Please hold.
Why would I want my cake in a vase?
Oh, you're the florist, not the baker?
All right, ladies, let's do a run-through.
Lookin' good, Isabella.
Oh, hey, sis.
Hey, Candace.
See, Aunt Tiana, Bob, and wedding the photographer
will parachute into their wedding,
just like they did in South America.
Let's bring those puppies back down.
We've gotta save our fuel for the actual grand entrance.
Absolutely not. You are off grand entrance duty.
Just go take care of the flowers while I order the cake.
- Got it? - Well, I guess…
Just do it! And don't interrupt me.
Wow, she's good. I'm gonna have her plan my wedding.
- Ferb, make a note. - I got it.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Surprise, Perry the Platypus!
OK, enjoy your trip.
Oh. Oh, the look on his face. That was priceless.
Oh, here he comes back again.
All right, try not to laugh. OK, serious.
Did you enjoy the other fl…?
Wait, Perry? Perry the Platypus?
Where did he go?
Aah! Oh, no! Argh!
No, not beef. Chicken.
Oh, you're the cake guy?
Oh, hold, please. What?
No, I don't want to save money on my car insurance.
- Candace? - I told you not to interrupt me.
Not you. Don't hang up. This better be good.
Ferb and I just thought you'd like to see
- how the flowers turned out. - Oh, why didn't you say so?
Wow, this is so beauti…
Wait a minute, are these…?
Venus flytraps, just like in their adventure in the Amazon.
Don't worry, Candace.
They only have a taste for insects and small vermin.
- Hey, he likes you. - Get this thing off me!
- Are you OK? - One moment.
Hello?
So are you and Bob thinking of having kids?
OK, Candace, what can we do next?
Next? What can you do next?
Well, Aunt Tiana said we should help,
and it is her wedding when you think about it.
All right.
But no trampolines, no robots, no roller coasters,
no fireworks spectaculars, no native dancers,
no running of the wildebeests…
You could have at least gotten into your trap.
It's on the table.
You know, I appreciate you trying to mix it up,
but I do have a schedule to keep. Ready?
Let me show you my latest project,
the Junkfood-inator!
It sprays my special mix
of boiling hot high-fructose corn syrup
and hydrogenated coconut oil,
turning all healthy food into toasty warm junk food.
Soon everyone will become
lethargic, overweight blobs,
easily controlled by me.
Because I will be the only one left eating healthy food.
Like these delicious broccolis.
The only problem is I'm not quite used to the taste.
I'm used to eating the, uh… Th-The junk.
I'll just dip it in here, and…
Mmh, mmh.
Oh, that's much better.
I could eat this all day.
I can feel myself getting healthy.
No giant robot groomsmen,
no mechanized rice catapults,
no rocket to the moon,
no bringing the moon down to Earth.
Just regular, good old-fashioned wedding stuff
like you might find at a regular,
- everyday, perfect wedding. - Like…?
Like ice!
It's summer, it's hot.
People want something with ice, OK?
Make ice.
Ferb, what do we have in the ice file?
I could eat this health food all day.
Just look at this life-like glow I've acquired.
I'm the picture of health.
And all from eating nothing but this…
Ah, I don't know what's under here,
but I think it's a vegetable.
I'm as strong as an ox.
But nobody else will be
after I fire off my Junkfood-inator.
I should really refill this.
But, you know I'm… I'm so tired.
I should really take a nap first.
Yeah, the cake's all set up out back, just like you asked.
Thank you.
Hey, aren't you a little young to be a wedding planner?
No. No, I'm not.
My perfect cake, done.
No! My perfect cake!
Mr. Delivery Guy, come back!
- The horror. - Hey, Candace,
What do you think of our ice sculpture?
We incorporated all of Aunt Tiana and Bob's adventures.
There's even a slide she can ride to the altar.
I do!
I'm telling…
Mom. Maybe it's my perfect day after all.
Mom, Aunt Tiana. Hurry up.
You've gotta see this thing.
Is she always like that?
Some days are better than others.
It's Phineas and Ferb.
They've ruined everything.
I'll go check on Lawrence and Bob.
Candace, let's go have a look.
Look at this cake. It has a chicken in it!
- Oh. - And my hair.
I think it may also have a chicken in it.
Oh, my.
- And this! - Hi, Auntie T!
We're just putting the finishing touches on the scorpions.
Look. The venom is sparkling apple cider.
Oh, my goodness. Candace, I-I…
Don't say it, Auntie T. I failed you.
I turned your special day into the worst wedding ever.
- But I love it. - You huh?
I mean, your hair. It's all the rage in Montevideo.
And the cake. It's like a crazy hodgepodge of everything I love.
And this. Oh, well, all I can say is
thank you. You planned a perfect wedding.
Now why don't you come inside and help me with my dress?
Oh, yay!
Wait, what? Who am I?
Oh. Oh, it's me.
Perry the Platypus, how did you free yourself?
Wow. But it's too late.
While I was napping, enough grease dripped off my face
to fill the Junkfood-inator.
Nothing can stop me now.
Whoo. I gotta sit down.
What the…? That's my…
Suddenly I feel like a glass of sparkling apple cider.
I don't know how you did that,
but get ready to pay, Perry the Platypus.
Uh, can you…?
Can you hold on one second? OK.
OK, here we are. Let's do this thing…
Uh, uh…
You know, just, uh… Just hold on, hold on.
Uh, you know, Perry the Platypus.
Uh, you can just let yourself out.
I… I may be a while.
Are you ready, Aunt Tiana?
Wow. You even made it snow.
Wait, what about the ice sculpture
with all our great adventures?
They say the step you're about to take
is the beginning of your greatest adventure yet.
Little corny there, bro.
Just teeing up the song. Oh, yeah.
D With every step you take *
* The journey of your life *
* And your adventure begins *
* As husband and wife *
* The one you love is here *
* He's making things OK d.
OK!
D Just think of all The adventures on their way *
* Like bull running Bungee jumping *
* Skydiving, hang gliding Base jumping, wakeboarding *
* Wedding adventure Snowboarding, scuba diving *
* Treasure hunting Whip cracking *
* Headbanging, boot stomping Wedding adventure *
* Bob and Tiana Husband and wife *
* They're gonna have The time of their life by *
* Speed jumping, snake charming Cow tipping, hamster chasing *
* Cake baking, car washing Wedding adventure *
* Remember every step that you take *
* Started with Candace's chicken cake *
* It doesn't matter how *
* You choose to toss the dice *
* Your marriage is *
* The adventure of your life d.
Candace, where's the justice of the peace?
Aw, nuts!
Ugh, just give me a minute.
D Bob and Tiana Husband and wife *
* They're gonna have The time of their life *
* Speed jumping, snake charming Cow tipping, hamster chasing *
* Cake baking, car washing Wedding adventure *
* Remember every step that you take *
* Started with Candace's chicken cake *
* It doesn't matter how *
* You choose to toss the dice *
* Your marriage is *
* The adventure of your life *