* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Last night's meteor might not have been
as innocent as we thought.
Look what happened to Dr. Zachary.
Cool.
Now what?
All right. What are you two up to?
Watching the Invasion of the Human Overlords marathon.
They're playing all five movies tonight.
Is that all?
Well, enjoy your lame, colorless marathon.
I'm heading back. Wait, who's that?
That's Dr. Abernathy.
He's a scientist.
Wow, he's kind of hunky for a '50s guy.
Don't worry, I'll keep you safe.
Thanks, doctor, but please, call me Amanda.
All right, Amanda.
Sold! Get me up to speed.
The aliens are replacing the heads of all of the humans
with their own shape-shifting multi-eyed heads,
which can then assume the form of the host human.
Get out. And then?
Once they've replaced more than 51 percent
of all the humans, they can assume control
of the Earth for their own nefarious purposes.
Shut up! And?
No way. Is there no way to stop them?
Only if you catch them when they're in their human state.
That's when they're at their weakest.
Then how can you tell they're aliens?
There's three classic ways to spot an alien.
First, they have strange vocal patterns.
They don't quite get human syntax.
Pass me that kree-bop, please.
You mean, this hammer?
Oh, yes. Hammer.
"Kree-bop" is what we call it in Ohio.
Where I am from.
What else?
They're anatomically disproportionate.
- Now I need the spiggle-brock. - The what?
Never mind. I will get it.
But the clearest sign is that they can safely remove
any human head and replace it
with their multi-eyed shape-shifting one.
Well, yeah. I guess that would be a giveaway.
Like this.
Doctor, what's wrong?
- Are you all right? - Yes, Amanda. I'm fine.
We're all fine. And soon you will be too.
No!
Sorry, Amanda,
but we've waited long enough.
No!
This can't be. What's happening?
- No! - I tried to warn you.
Doctor, your head is attached.
You're a human again.
Yes, and once Dr. Zachary returns from heading
into those dark, ominous woods alone
with his not-fully-charged flashlight,
you will be too, Amanda.
But it was all right here. Oh, why did I think anyone
would believe me?
I was a fool.
A fool!
Oh, my gosh, you guys, that was awesome.
Guys? Uh, guys? Wow, it's tomorrow already.
I gotta find those guys and tell them how it ended.
Guys, guys, guys, ugh…
Sorry, Mom. Have you seen the boys?
Yeah, I think they're upstairs.
Can you do me a favor and take the laundry up?
- I'm late for an appointment. - Sure, Mom.
Thanks, hon. I'll be back.
Oh, how cute. Ferb's torso is so tiny.
Oh, there you are. You know, that movie was so…
Oops, sorry. I'll just put these in your room.
Oh, I wish you were there, Ferb.
So do I.
Tell Uncle Angus and Aunt Mora thanks for the candy.
Too right. Scotland out. Peace.
Oh, hey, Phineas. Oh, my gosh, you missed it.
By the end everyone got their heads back
and everything went back to normal.
Well, sort of. The entire laboratory disappeared.
But I loved it.
I can't look at anything the same way ever again.
Cool, glad you liked it.
Ooh, I… I almost forgot the coolest part.
Hey, guys. Guys. You're never gonna believe this.
At the end, they…
Ferb?
Oh, my gosh. Ferb's an alien.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second.
I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason.
Ferb can remove his head. I mean, it's not like he had
any of the other telltale signs, is it?
Oh, no.
Strange vocal patterns.
Oh, how cute. Ferb's torso is so tiny.
Anatomically disproportionate.
They got to Ferb!
Phineas, Phineas!
I… I know you're gonna think I've completely lost it,
But I'm pretty sure that Ferb is an alien.
We've got to find his head and re-attach it.
My brother's an alien?
How cool is that?
But I think you may be letting your imagination
get the best of you, sis.
Oh, a non-believer, huh?
Well, you know what?
I'm gonna get proof. You'll see. Ferb's an alien!
Hey, where's Perry?
Sorry about the distraction, Agent P.
The ladies are helping to, uh,
"net-roy-er the lair."
Tres bien, Monsieur Monogram. Tres bien.
- Bonjour, Carl. - Bonjour, madame.
So we're having a bit of a cleanup here,
which coincidentally is what Doofenshmirtz is up to as well.
He's put some old inators up for sale
on an evil auction site.
If one of those devices were to fall into the wrong hands,
it could be catast… Could…
Could you please wait for me to finish, Mimi?
No "Mimi." Fifi.
Oui, Fifi.
Oh, now I've lost my train of thought.
Anyway, get out to Doof's place and put a stop to it.
How much is this costing us, Carl?
Une petite fortune.
"Petite." That means small, right?
Well done, Carl.
D Something weird's g oing on 'round here *
* Gotta get me some evidence *
* Some strange goings-on Happenin' on the back lawn *
* And it's gettin' t oo intense *
* 'Cause you're not Ferb *
* No, and I'm disturbed *
* 'Cause you're not Ferb *
* You've got the same colored hair *
* And the savoir faire *
* And his zany serenity *
* Though it's not conclusive Something elusive *
* Says you stole his identity *
* 'Cause you're not Ferb *
* No, you're not Ferb *
* You're not Ferb *
* Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Oh, hello.
You must be here about the ad, right?
Well, come on in. It's right over here.
Behold the Wrapped-up-in-a-nice- little-bow-inator.
I bet you're wondering what it does, huh?
Well, let's say your nemesis is arriving sooner than expected
and-and your place is a complete mess.
Tidying up is a snap
with the press of this large, red button.
See?
Wrapped up in a nice little bow.
You can also use it to hang your clothes on.
Just like a treadmill.
So although my ad said firm,
I am flexible, so make me an offer.
Wow, you're a good negotiator.
OK, half price.
And I'll throw in my Druselstein.
Minor League baseball collection.
Perry the Platypus?
Well, it's a good thing I still have
my Druselstein Minor League bat.
Have at you!
Aw.
Well, Phineas, what do you think?
Wait. Before you say anything, look at these photos.
I stalked Ferb all day.
See? Proof positive.
Ferb is an alien.
Um, well…
No, no, no, no, just wait till you see.
Here, here. But…
- Here, here. - But…
Here and here. And listen to this.
See? That is an entirely different silence
than the Ferb silence we're used to.
Here, I'll pay it backwards.
- Um… - Fine.
Here, here, wait, what about this hideous ball of goo?
Listen, Candace,
as cool as it would be for Ferb to be an alien,
that's sadly not the case.
Here, follow me and I'll show you.
Wait, show me what?
Ferb, old pal, our dear sister here thinks you may
be a sinister extraterrestrial visitor.
I saw Ferb's head ripped off by a hideous alien monster.
Oh, you must mean this
reverse power coupling unit we're repairing.
Reverse power coupling unit?
Sure. That's all it was.
Ferb's no more alien than you or me.
But… but what about
all this evidence I've been collecting?
Well, even though Ferb's not an alien,
we are fixing a spacecraft for a friend of Meap's.
Wait, what?
We just finished and we're about to launch.
Ferb, you're not an alien. Uh, you're about to launch?
You guys are so busted.
I'm getting Mom.
Go. Go. You're free, little skin bird.
- Mom. - Oh!
Candace, you scared the bejabbers out of me.
Come on, I've got something to show you.
Seriously, Mom, I've waited for this moment a long time.
All right, you two. Let's get this show on the road.
Yes! Ooh, how cool is this?
D So busted, so busted, so busted d.
Mom, are you seeing this?
I… I can't believe this is happening.
You guys are so busted. And I busted you.
For once Mom is right here to see it.
- Right, Mom? - Yes.
She sees it! All right!
D So busted, so busted, so busted d.
You two have done a great job repairing my ship.
So busted… Huh?
Your ship?
No problem, Garr-bagg. I hope you finished your study.
On the habits of the human female parental unit.
I… I…
It's Mom. The real mom.
And I still have proof.
Crud.
But the launch pad is still there.
Uh-oh.
Curse you, Perry the Plat…
Why did I ever order such a large bedroom set?
D Agent P d.
Ow! Wow, you know,
it's quite a bit roomier in here than you'd think.
Mother, is that you? I mean, really you?
Candace, I don't have time right now.
- I have frozens. - Yep. That's you.
Come on, Mom, quick.
Nice design on that rocket gantry, by the way.
And it folds up for easy storage. Cool.
Please, please, please, please be there.
And I'm seeing… The back yard.
No!
Oh, there you are, Perry.
But it was all right here.
Oh, why did I think anyone would believe me?
I was a fool!
A fool!
Hurry mom.
You are nobody unless you're somebody in Glosstacular lipstick.
All right, Candace.
At least let me stop the car.
I'm nobody unless I'm somebody! I'm nobody unless I'm somebody!
I want you boys to pick out
some nice back-to-school clothes.
Wow, that was fast.
Well, we do have a signature look.
Although Perry's mixing it up a bit.
Cute.
OK, here's some quarters for the arcade.
I'm gonna see what's keeping your sister.
OK. See you later, Mom.
With this many quarters we can play 72 straight hours of…
Hey, check it out.
This was my favorite ride when I was little.
Better enjoy it while you can, boys.
These old fellows are pretty worn out.
I'll be back in a little while to haul them away.
What a shame.
I wonder if they're still as much fun as they used to be.
You know, in retrospect,
I may have over-romanticized those memories.
But I'll bet with a little effort
and some unstable uranium isotopes,
we could make them that much fun.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna…
Hey, where's Perry?
Oh, get with the beat. You're messing up my score.
Carl, are you sure I don't have any more clean uniforms?
That's the last one, sir.
I mean, seriously. I'm growing mushrooms under here.
I don't smell too bad, do I?
I can't smell a thing.
Well, that's a relief. I thought maybe I was…
No, I can't smell a thing, sir, I have no sense of smell.
- Really? - I was born without nostrils, sir.
Oh, I thought you were joking about that on your résumé.
Ah, Agent P.
Uh, just give me a few seconds.
Doctor Doofenshmirtz has been buying up
every can of aerosol deodorant in the Tristate area.
And I'm starting to smell like a science-fiction convention.
We need you to find out what he's doing with all those
aerosol spray cans and put a stop to it.
Good luck, Agent P.
D Doofenshmirtz walks to the diner d.
I just called in a to-go order for Doofenshmirtz.
Hey, Vic?
You got an order for Doofyberg?
No, no, no, Doofenshmirtz. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Surely you've heard of me.
OK, order for Hans Doofensmit.
- Is that right? - No, Doofenshmirtz.
Doofen… My brother is the mayor.
Roger Doofenshmirtz is your brother?
- Yes, Doofenshmirtz. - And your name is?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Do we have an order for a Hans Doofenblatz?
Mark my words.
You will remember the name of Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Hmm!
Could I still get my whole wheat on rye?
Sure, what's your name?
- All done. - Hey, Phineas.
What you doing?
Oh, hey, Isabella.
- Hey, losers. - Oh, hey, guys.
Don't tell me you're playing with that lame kid ride.
We've tricked it out and now it's pretty awesome.
I'll be the judge of that.
Step aside.
This better be worth a quarter.
Ooh. This is so exciting.
Let me catch my breath.
What is not to like?
It has what every kid loves.
Rocking back-and-forth, and slowness.
May I suggest pressing that red button?
Ooh, can I?
So, what do you think?
I got it. Woo-hoo!
This is awesome!
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
How predictable.
And by predictable, I mean completely
dictable, I guess.
Anyway…
Oh, don't bother trying to escape.
The walls are made of a super-slick alloy
and treated with a few dozen coats
of non-stick cooking spray.
I'm sure you've noticed my impressive collection
of aerosol spray cans.
Every can of aerosol deodorant, hair spray and bug repellent
from the Tristate area. All mine.
I'm tapping into their ozone-depleting propellants
to fuel my latest evil scheme.
The aerosol-propelled Ozone deplete-inator.
The citizens of Danville will definitely learn the name
of Heinz Doofenshmirtz
when I spell it out in the sky
in hundred-foot-tall letters
made of atmosphere-destroying aerosol gasses,
thereby depleting the protective ozone layer.
And the resulting radiation will burn my name
right through town. Then they'll remember.
And if they don't, they can just look outside.
I need a little drink of water after a tirade like that.
Ah, Glosstacular lipstick.
Now I can blow up a bounce house
and my lips would still be shiny.
I bet Phineas and Ferb are behind this.
Wow, that was fun.
I've got you this time.
And to make sure this doesn't disappear,
I'm going to sit here on the evidence
till Mom comes back.
This is gonna be worth a quarter.
Ah! Help me!
Hang on, Candace, we're right behind you.
Good thing we tricked out the other rides. Come on.
D Ooh *
Phineas!
Hang on, Candace, we're coming.
D Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh *
* Well, the way things look Can give the wrong impression *
* But if you adjust the torque *
* And check the valve compression *
* Well, you would be advised and realize *
* That the old cliché is true *
* You can't judge a book By the way it looks *
* Boy, the truth is up to you *
* Like Jekyll and Hyde Appearances aside *
* Ain't no kiddie ride *
* Ooh *
* Ain't no kiddie ride *
* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh *
* Yeah *
* Ain't no kiddie ride *
* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh d.
Nuts. Lost her in the skyline.
Isabella, we need you to get us an aerial view.
Sure, Phineas.
Wee!
Well, what do you know? Nostradamus was right.
Wow, she just flew through a barn
and her lips are still shiny.
Oh, my friends. It appears that I am out of fuel.
No, Baljeet.
Just put in another quarter.
But all I have is a dollar.
Oh. What do you know.
Oh, come on.
Ah, water. It's like drinking wet air.
Now, Perry the Platypus, sit back and listen
as the entire Tristate area
screams the name Heinz Doofenshmirtz
and never forgets it again!
Hold it right there, Perry the Platypus.
Uh-oh.
Phineas, help, I'm falling!
Just put in another quarter.
I don't have another quarter!
Hey, nice move, Perry the Platypus,
I got to hand it to you.
Here, let me give you a hand.
Hey, hey.
I'm gonna crush you with my big mechanical hand.
Ha! Well, I… I guess that one was just literal,
but I've got you now.
Wow. Nostradamus was right.
Oh, you know what, I don't come to your house, and
wait, this don't have any chlorofluorocarbons in them at all.
These aerosol cans are completely harmless. What…
What was I thinking?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
OK, I got her.
Yee-haw.
Good work, everybody.
Let's bring it on back to the store.
Well, it looks like you made it back in one piece.
You guys are gonna be so busted when I show Mom
what you did to those rides.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
All right, one side, kids.
We're replacing these old rides with brand-new identical ones.
With special emphasis on the identical.
- See you. - Bye, now.
Well, that was fun.
Maybe tomorrow we can supe up our old bikes.
Lame.
That's what you said
about the kiddie rides.
And I was right. Until I wasn't.
Here it is, Mom. I'll show you.
If you'll give me a quarter, please.
Aren't you a little old for kiddie rides?
No, no, I'm not. Check it out.
Well, I guess it does have
rocking back-and-forth and slowness.
OK, dollar, this is your last chance.
D Well, the way things look Can give the wrong impression *
* But if you adjust the torque *
* And check the valve c ompression *
* Well, you would be advised a nd realize *
* That the old cliché is true *
* You can't judge a book By the way it looks *
* Boy, the truth is up to you *
* Like Jekyll and Hyde Appearances aside *
* Ain't no kiddie ride *