* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Enough moping, Candace.
Phineas and Ferb said they've devised a fun way
to wash the house. Why don't you join them?
Have some fun for a change.
For a change? I have lots of fun.
You mean obsessively trying to bust your brothers
for their mystery crimes?
Is that fun?
I have fun. I'm like the queen of fun.
I have fun all day.
I can tell. Well, if you're just gonna sit inside today,
you should at least do a little reading.
Aw, Mom.
It's one of my favorites.
The Wizard of Oz. Isn't this for babies?
Or you could wipe down Perry's Platypus Plaza Play Set.
I'm reading. I'm reading.
Well, I'll be at my weight-lifting class.
Have fun.
Ah! Oh, my eyes hurt!
Oh, Jeremy,
you're the only one who understands…
- Hi, Candace. - Ah!
Buford, Baljeet,
what are you two want?
What, like in the metaphysical sense?
Nothing. I'm good.
- I want to be cool. - That's not gonna happen.
I mean, why are you looking in my window? Duh.
Oh. Ferb says I should tell you
we're about to start washing the house,
and you can help us out if you want.
Not likely.
Either way, you might want to put on
some waterproof undergarments.
Will you get out of here!
Blah, blah, Dorothy, blah, blah, Kansas.
There's a cyclone coming?
OK, Ferb, let her lift.
Take your positions everybody,
and remember, even strokes.
Do you guys always wash the house like this?
Sometimes we give it a bath,
but the city's using the tub as a reservoir.
Whoa, what's happening?
Phineas! Ferb!
OK, full speed now.
Try to have fun.
I want to be cool.
Ooh.
I don't want nothing.
Waterproof undergarments. Whee!
Hey, I wonder where Perry went.
Ew, gross! Perry!
Oh, wow.
Perry, I don't think we're in Danville anymore.
You're in Patchkin Land.
We're patchkins. And we welcome you because
* Little witch Suzy w as a louse *
* Now she's squished u nder a house d.
I'm all right.
- I have saliva. - Gross.
Eyeball.
Eyeball. Eyeball.
What you doing?
I'm the good witch, Isabella.
Welcome to Patchkin Land.
Hello? Can someone get this off me?
Don't touch those boots!
Witch! Witch! Witch!
Not witch. Warlock. It's a robe, not a dress.
I suppose I should thank you for squishing little Suzy.
I'm OK,
if you'd just lift this house off me…
But I won't, because I'm wicked.
I'll just take these little boots
and I'll be on my… Wait.
What happened? Where are my boots?
Right there. On Candace.
Now my feet are cold.
Give me those boots.
She doesn't have to give you anything.
You have no real power in this part of Odd.
Wrong. I have the power of positive thinking.
True, it doesn't really help me in this instance,
but you can't stay in Patchkin Land forever.
That's right, I'll get you
and your little platypus too.
Now, check me out
as I disappear into an evil cloud of black smoke.
You know, I'm just gonna use my bus pass.
Seriously, can someone
get a jack or something?
I don't know how,
but I bet Phineas and Ferb are behind all this.
- Oh, hi, Candace. - I knew it.
- Have fun. - Wait, stop. How did you…?
All right, eyeball girl,
where do I go to bust someone around here?
You could always try Bustopolis.
That's where the wizard lives.
Can the wizard bust my brothers?
- You betcha. - How do I get there?
Well, listen to this.
D Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo *
* La, la, la, la, la, la, la *
* Well, the sky is blue And the breeze is mellow *
* I'll tell you what to do *
* Take the walkway that's yellow *
* It'll get you where you want to go *
* Just take that yellow sidewalk *
* La, la, la, la, la, la, la *
* Just take the yellow one *
* Not the one that's burnt umber *
* And don't you take the purple one *
* It's covered with lumber d.
- What? - D A log truck overturned *
* Last Tuesday take the yellow sidewalk d.
Nothing to see here.
Move along.
D If you wanna bust your brothers *
* Put one foot after another *
* There's a road that leads you Out of this square *
* And there's nothing really stopping us *
* And let us state the obvious *
* If you're standing here, baby You're going nowhere *
* So if you're really in a busted mood *
* Please don't think I'm being rude *
* Just grab yourself some takeout food *
* And hit that yellow sidewalk *
* Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo *
* La, la, la, la, la, la, la *
* Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo d.
So remember, if you wanna bust your brothers,
stay on the yellow sidewalk.
I hope there's not going to be a lot of singing in this thing.
How much further is this Bustopolis?
For some of us, it is a world away.
What are you supposed to be?
I am a nerd-crow.
I hang in cornfields, wedgie-style,
to keep the crows away.
They would not be caught dead anywhere around me.
For you see,
despite my above-average mathematical skills,
I am not cool.
That's fascinating,
but I'm on my way to Bustopolis
to ask the wizard to bust my brothers.
The wizard? Oh!
Do you think the wizard can do something for me?
What do you want?
Allow me to put it in song.
D I want to be cool, cool, cool *
* I feel like such a foo-ooh-ool *
* 'Cause everybody I see *
* Everybody but me *
* Knows the secret to cool, cool, cool *
* They don't teach it in schoo-ooh-ool *
* Ain't no pamphlet they wrote *
* No one pass me that note *
* Just that I missed the boat… d.
All right, that's enough!
I get it.
You wanna come to Bustopolis
and ask the wizard for coolness, right?
Do I. Fine, you can come along.
Boy, howdy!
But no singing,
and don't stand too close.
- Too close. - Sorry.
D La, la, la, la, la… d.
Hi, Candace.
So you two on your way to Bustopolis?
'Cause Ferb and I made a more fun way to get there.
We built a beautiful horse path through a candy forest
and genetically engineered some unicorns to ride.
Oh, no, no. We are staying on the yellow sidewalk.
- Do I have a say in this matter? - No. Let's go.
Yes, Candace.
Sorry you're gonna miss out on all the fun.
I'll race you to Marshmallow Meadow, Ferb.
Well, this is fun.
It's a little girly for us, isn't it?
Well, it is Candace's dream.
D Doofenshmirtz Wicked witch castle d.
It's not witch, it's warlock.
Ugh! Let me just check my security.
The front door looks good,
the back door looks good.
And the platypus outside my window looks good. And…
The platypus outside my…?
Oh, gross!
Hey, I know you.
You're with that little boot thief, right?
Well, I'm going to send my flying squirrels after her.
Those steady little planes, they're cute but,
you know, they don't fly so fast.
We got some time.
How much farther do we have to go?
All I know is Phineas and Ferb are behind all this,
and if I follow this sidewalk, I will bust them.
Wait a minute. I know this.
There should be an oil can around here.
Could you leave the lumberjack alone?
Jeremy? Forget this!
Oh, hi. I… I couldn't help but notice
that you're, um…
A tree?
Attractive.
It's OK. I know I'm a tree.
Well, we're gonna go see
if the wizard will grant our wishes.
Uh, do you have a wish?
Do I have a wish?
D Would you take a good look at me *
* A stand before you as a tree *
* And you ask me what my wish would be d.
How come he gets to sing…?
D It's probably related to me Being a tree *
* It's my tree-related wish *
* Tree-related wish *
* It's my tree-related wish *
* Tree-related wish *
* It's my tree-related wish *
* Tree-related wish *
* I'll tell you what it is When we get to Bustopolis d.
Ooh, I can't wait to find out.
Come on, let's go.
Aren't you just going to wish to not be a tree?
Shh, girls like a little mystery.
D La, la, la, la, la… d.
Hi, Candace.
From this point, you have two routes to Bustopolis.
On your right is a yellow sidewalk
through a terrifying beast bog.
We have saliva.
And on your left, Ferb and I have built a frozen
non-dairy treat sidewalk through an ice cream canyon.
You can skate it and lick it
for the ultimate in flavorful fun.
- Ice cream, ice cream. - Ice cream, ice cream.
Oh, no, you don't.
We're staying on this sidewalk
till we meet the wizard and you're busted.
Crow, tree, let's go.
[both} Yes, Candace.
Well, there's only one thing left to do.
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo!
This is better than an ice cream canyon, isn't it?
Oh, yes. I much prefer rotting vegetation
and bloodsucking demons.
Sure are some scary-looking trees in here.
Hey, we can't all be movie stars.
I… I… I think there's someone up there.
- What is that? - Where?
There.
It looks like a lion. No, it looks like a tiger.
I think it is a bear.
Nope, I'm a combination lion, tiger and bear.
Oh, my.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
All right, let's blow this pop stand.
What?
Oh, fine.
My friends and I are going to Bustopolis
to each get something from the wizard.
Do you wanna come? There.
Nah. I don't want nothing.
OK, chop-chop, fellas. Time's a-wasting.
But I am reminded of a song.
D I want… d.
Nothing.
Well, at least it was short.
- Come on. - Yes, Candace.
D La, la, la, la, la, la… d.
Hi, Candace.
You guys could continue walking through this damp bog,
and that would be awesome,
but if you'd like to take a more fun route to Bustopolis,
Ferb and I have built…
A blue sidewalk?
A bouncy sidewalk.
What do you say, Candace?
You already know my answer.
Step it up, freaks.
Yes, Candace.
OK, have fun.
Soon those boots will be mine.
In the meantime, I'm going to leave you
in the capable hands of my spider monkey,
or maybe a monkey spider. I don't know what he is.
Bouncy sidewalk.
I'm keeping my eyes on the prize.
Hey, what's that?
Looks like a squadron of flying squirrels.
Hey, what are you doing? Ow, ow!
I can't believe I'm doing this for nothing.
I wish I was still hanging by my underwear.
Just kidding!
Come on, I'm a tree. We're friends with squirrels.
Oh, snap.
Oh, that's got to hurt.
You get used to it.
Squirrels. Squirrels.
Whoa!
Oh, no, the squirrels have got Candace.
We have got to do something.
I got nothing.
Oh, hey, Candace.
We're taking the bouncy sidewalk.
Of course, your way looks fun too.
I am not having fun.
And neither will you
if I ever get back to the yellow sidewalk!
OK. Kidnapped by flying squirrels
and stuck in a web that came out of a monkey's butt.
Hmm. Well, I guess I have had weirder days.
There you are, Perry.
Silence! I've got you now, missy.
You may as well hand over those boots.
I would, but they've kind of grown on me.
I know. They're nice, aren't they?
And the color really sets off your eyes.
No, really, they've grown on me.
I can't take them off.
If I can't get the boots off of you,
I'll have to get you out of the boots.
And by that I mean disintegrate you entirely!
Perry, I'm sorry I got you into this mess.
Forget about me. Save yourself if you can.
Well, if it's that easy…
Ah! Get him off of me! Oh, he could have rabies!
Oh, I hate spiderwebs.
Guards!
Uh…
- Ready? - Yup.
D Agent P d.
Getting our wishes will not be the same without Candace.
I miss her too, even if she was a little bossy.
I need a firm hand.
Look, it is Candace's pet platypus.
- Has he always had that hat? - What's he want?
Could be rabies.
Gentlemen,
we're out to stop Doofenwitch.
You want to rescue the girl.
I see an opportunity here
for some inter-agency cooperation.
Now, here's the plan.
Wait, why am I a fairy?
See this hourglass?
When the sand runs out,
that's when this big electric timer begins.
And when that time runs out,
it activates the Brat-be-gone-inator
to vaporize you right out of your boots.
Ooh, someone is at my door.
Hello?
Hi, you've been selected for a free haunted castle makeover
from Witch's Brew magazine.
Not witch. Warlock.
- What about the dress? - It's a robe!
Whatever, I'm not gonna turn down a free makeover.
Come on in. I'll show you around.
I see you're into spiderwebs. Sure, they're classic, but overdone.
We see you as more of a modern witch.
- Warlock. - Yeah, whatever.
Hey, weren't you taller?
Perry! Quick, get me out of here before the whatever-inator zaps me.
That tickles.
I like it.
Ooh, my Be-gone-inator.
I'm gonna go check my crystal ball.
Come on, Doofy wants a new pair of boots.
What's this?
Well, they won't get away so easy this time.
Hey, why did you do that?
It's part of the makeover.
Wait a minute.
Guards! Again!
Dude.
I'm good.
Run for it!
Don't let them escap…
Candace, Perry.
How convenient, everyone's all together.
Yeah, we're kind of expected in Bustopolis.
You know, the wizard, great and powerful…
Shut up. You're a tree.
Wait a minute. You can't talk to Jeremy like that.
Put that bucket down, you… Oh!
Melt, evil witch.
Oh, you little brat. This outfit's 100 percent cotton.
Oh, it's shrinking! It's shrinking!
I have to go change my clothes.
Sorry, I only meant to melt you.
Guards! Dispose of them while I switch into my track suit.
Dispose of us?
Y-Y-You don't really want
to do that, do you?
Well, no, but nobody ever asks us what we want to do.
Well, what do you want to do?
There's a little number we've been working on.
Hit it, boys.
D Well, we've been cooped up In this castle *
* So who cares what people say? *
* We haven't had a chance to dance *
* Since we were on Broadway Hey d.
What the hey? Everyone gets to sing but me?
D Louder, boys Let's make some noise *
* Pick up your heels and dance, hey *
I'm back. Sheesh, no need to celebrate.
I've only been gone a minute.
Wait, where are my prisoners?
Oh, they're escaping, you fools.
After them. Raise the drawbridge.
Oh, great. Is the monkey the only one working here?
Great. Now what?
No way.
Hold on.
Curse you! I'll get you, my…
Ah, forget it.
Hey, Candace. Isn't this fun?
Fun? Not if you think so.
Huh? Squirrel, squirrel!
Wow, dumb luck.
And over the Sea of Razor Sharp Rock Spires too.
Good thing it was so inappropriately named.
Pillows.
Hey, look over there.
Bustopolis. Come on.
The stuff Phineas and Ferb made.
It's all here. The ultimate bust.
- Follow the yellow… - Oh, shut up.
Well.
Fun way to the top, Candace?
Forget it.
I'm taking the yellow stairs.
Three, please.
Hello? I'm Candace the meek and…
Guys, you're making me look bad in front of the wizard.
Uh, hello, I'd like to speak to the wizard, please.
Hello, Candace.
Mom, you're the wizard?
Well, I'm a bit of a whiz in the kitchen.
This time the boys are so busted.
Have you seen what they've been up to?
Up to? Why, no.
I…
Oops, that's the oven.
Boys, can you hand out the gifts
while I check on the casserole?
Hey, Candace.
Phineas? Ferb? But… But… But…
Does this mean I will not receive coolness?
Well, coolness is such a rare and indefinable quality
that few people really have it.
Most people just wear a pair of these and fake it.
Hey, works for me, chili cheese.
Yeah, don't oversell it.
So, Jeremy tree,
you wanna be a real boy instead of a tree?
Well, yeah,
but I'll bet you don't have anything in your bag for me.
The problem with you is you're completely delusional.
- I am? - Sure.
You've been a real boy all along.
You're just wearing a tree costume.
He's right. There's a zipper right back here.
Here, let me get that for you.
I'm free!
And I'm in my underwear.
Yes. Yes, you are.
And you've come all this way just to say you want nothing.
But are you sure you want nothing?
Yes, I want nothing.
Some people say they want nothing
when really they want something.
Not really. I'm cool, man.
You might want something later.
- Nothing. - You sure?
All right, I'll take something!
Ooh, a ham sandwich.
I did want that.
This is good.
And there's one more person with a wish.
Wait a minute, if you think you can bribe me or something…
I'll get you, my pre… Aah!
And here he is now.
I want those red rubber boots.
Sure. Candace won't mind.
- Right, Candace? - Well, yeah,
but they won't come off. Ferb?
A red rubber shoehorn?
Why didn't I think of that?
- That's it? - Yup. Have fun.
Woo-hoo!
D Well, my wardrobe it used to be duller *
* But now I've got This one splash of color d.
Look!
D I got red rubber boots *
* And I'm gonna go steppin' tonight d.
Broom me.
D Yes, I can go tip-tapping All over town *
* I… d.
Golly.
Ah, I didn't get to finish my song.
That's just great.
Everybody gets what they want except me.
I'm back.
Now, what were you saying, Candace?
Mom, you've gotta bust Phineas and Ferb.
Bust them for what?
Unicorn pony rides,
non-dairy frozen treat ice skating, bouncing sidewalks.
That sounds like fun.
Oh, you must have had a wonderful time.
Fun? Are you kidding? I didn't have any fun.
I followed the yellow sidewalk like I was told.
Who told you to do that?
The good witch in the floating eyeball.
Oh, her? That's what she tells everybody.
Take the yellow sidewalk. Take the yellow sidewalk.
All this time, the boys were only trying to show you
the fun way to go.
The joy is in the journey, you know.
So you're telling me that I could have had fun
throughout this entire adventure.
If I had only stepped off the yellow sidewalk
and joined my doofus brothers?
Is that it?
On the nosey.
Loosen up, sweetheart.
Remember to have fun along the way.
Summer won't last forever.
But I wanna have fun. I can do it. Really.
I'm a fun person.
Goodbye, dear. Mustn't overcook my vegetables.
Wait, don't go.
I haven't had fun yet.
Wait, what's happening?
No, no, I'm waking up.
I don't want to. This isn't fair.
I didn't have any fun. No, no!
No, no! Huh?
No, it was all a dream.
A crazy, wild, fantastic dream, and I blew it.
Huh?
Hi, Candace.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
We just built a self-balancing monster unicycle.
It can take us anywhere the fun way.
- Wanna join us? - Are you kidding?
When I tell Mom what you guys are up to…
Did you say fun?
Often the most fun can be found in your own backyard.
And the joy is in the journey.
OK, I'm in.
- Cool. - Oh, Jeremy, hi. Let's go.
More fun than taking the sidewalk, huh, Candace?
You have no idea.
Have fun, everybody.
D I know what's wrong with you *
* You're rusted, rusted *
* Don't you know That you've been oxidized? *
* Somebody left you in the rain too long *
* And now you've been immobilized *
* You're rusted, rusted *
* If you move You make a squeaking sound *
* That's right You've got an orange patina *
* From above your neck Down to the ground *
* You're rusted d.
Yes. Yes, I do.