D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation *
* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Hey, Ferb.
I know what we're going to do today.
We're going to the Space Adventure Film Festival.
It's gonna be awesome.
D Space adventure It's an adventure in space d.
We can do better than that.
D Space adventure It's an adventure in space! *
* It's an adventure in space d.
According to my motion sensors,
Phineas and Ferb are awake.
What did you lock your door for, Irving?
To keep you out, Albert.
Older brothers should have 24-hour access
to younger brothers' rooms.
It's a good thing I used an old secret military technique
I taught myself.
Who are those dorks?
Phineas and Ferb are not dorks.
They are coolest exponents of awesome stupefaction
- in the universe. - Yeah.
Just because you put it on your fansite doesn't mean it's true.
And could we talk about all these pictures?
- What, too obsessive? - Well, there is that,
but I'm just saying your composition stinks.
I can't even tell what this is a picture of.
A solar-powered flock of mechanical hummingbirds.
Phineas and Ferb built them.
Yeah, right. That's a hoax.
How dare you.
I suppose this cold-fusion powered
merry-go-round they built was a hoax too.
I can tell a fake a mile away, little brother.
They call me "The Truth Detector."
It's not fake. Phineas and Ferb really build these things.
A- a- and I'll prove it to you.
Well, I have important older-brothery things
to do right now,
but if you give me the address, I'll meet you there at noon.
Ah, Agent P.
I've instituted a new short-order message technique.
Listen carefully.
Doof is up, put a stop, curses on the side.
Well, let's go, Agent P, my orders are backing up.
Adam and Eve on a raft. Rack 'em.
Is that a mission, sir?
No, it's my lunch.
Hello, boys.
Are you ready for your space thrills marathon?
Dad, it's called Space Adventure.
It's an adventure in space.
D Space adventure *
* It's an adventure in space d.
Hmm. Phineas. Ferb.
They went to the movies.
No Phineas and Ferb today.
What am I gonna do?
Albert goes back to boarding school tomorrow.
He'll think I'm a liar.
I have an idea.
Phineas and Ferb made me this 3-D projector.
I can project one of their projects
right into the yard here.
Your brother will think they just built it.
And it wouldn't be lying
because they actually did build it.
- What have you got? - Well, let us see.
Oh, this is from the time Phineas and Ferb built
a full-scale replica of the Eiffel Tower.
I will hide the projector in the bushes.
But look.
Albert is impossible to fool.
They call him "The Truth Detector."
I don't know, I'm convinced.
Uh-oh, and he's supposed to meet Phineas and Ferb too.
Too bad we are not Phineas and Ferb.
I've got a crazy idea.
Time for a makeover.
A manly one, right?
Full steam ahead.
Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, whoo-whoo!
Oh, hey, there. Is that the Doofenshmirtz choo-choo?
No, it's not!
You will all be late for your jobs and be fired.
Oh, Perry the Platypus. Hello.
Have you come to see my new hobby?
Scale model reproductions
of actual railroads, train depots…
Look, even scale model litter. Shameful.
My father bought one for me when I was just a little evil,
but, you know, he wouldn't let me play with it.
Father, may I play with my trains now?
Nein.
Now that I'm old enough to buy my own,
I'm disappointed by the shabby quality
of the cheap model reproductions.
Which is why I'm going to travel the globe
and shrink the world's greatest architectural treasures.
Just to put them in my train set, see?
The Shrink-inator ray is for the shrinking,
the cardboard box is for holding the shrunken treasures,
and the bicarbonate of soda is for my motion sickness.
First stop, Cairo, Egypt.
Wrong way.
Ah, we are ready.
What? No, no-no-no.
You can't both be Phineas.
That is what I told him, but he would not listen.
But Phineas gets all the lines.
Irving? Are you here?
He's here. Quick, put these on.
Irving.
Irving, I thought you were pulling my leg,
but this is remarkable.
Really? You're buying it?
- What? - Nothing.
So when am I gonna meet this Phineas and Ferb?
Oh, well, what do you know,
here they are now.
Hello. I think you know what we are doing today.
'Ello, I'm from England
and I don't talk much.
Phineas, Ferb, this is my older brother Albert.
Albert, meet Phineas and Ferb.
Remember earlier when I accused you
of pulling the wool over my eyes?
Well, I take it back.
It's a real pleasure to meet you boys.
What?
So, tell about this Eiffel Tower.
Um, it is big.
And Mexican.
I thought it was French.
What do you know. Learn something new every day.
Are you serious?
I would be honored to watch
the great Phineas and Ferb at work.
Would you mind building something?
- Sure. - No! I mean…
I know they would love to.
- Albert? - Shh, they're working.
Hi, Phineas. Hi… Ferb?
OK? What'cha doing?
Oh, OK.
What'cha doing?
They're building something live. In person.
Nice.
The simplicity of the design enhances its innovation.
Really? The simplicity of the design?
OK.
First stop on our shopping spree.
Now, I've always dug the Sphinx.
I mean, what is it? A man? A cat? A cat-man?
It doesn't matter. And gotcha.
Now I switch on my Shrink-inator ray and…
It's mine now. There you are. Perfect.
Look at… Look at the detail.
Well, you know the saying.
"Honk if you love evil."
Ooh, what are those two up to now?
OK, Phineas and Ferb are standing in the yard
with two nerds, Isabella, and the Eiffel Tower.
That's nothing but trouble.
Wait a sec.
Those aren't my brothers.
What? Is that Buford and Baljeet?
Oh, I am so calling Mom.
Hold on. If those aren't my brothers,
why am I calling my mom?
Why not call Buford and Baljeet's moms?
That satisfies the mom response and the bust urge.
I'll call that dork Irving's mom too,
and what the heck, why leave my mom out of the party?
Information, please.
OK, so we got the Great Wall of China.
Oh, excuse me,
I mean the Great Small of China, and the, uh…
The Shrinx and the Teeny Tower of Pisa,
and the Roman Coliseum…
The Coliseum… Coli…
I have to think about that one. No matter.
Because last but not least,
the Taj Ma-small.
Oh, that's a good one.
Back to the Tristate Area and let the fun begin.
You guys are amazing. What else can you do?
Um, I can turn my head completely around.
Wow.
I wish I was that double-jointed.
- Really? - Really.
Well, it's been a real pleasure and an honor to meet you guys.
Come on, Irving, let's go.
I can't believe we tricked the un-trickable.
I am at a loss for words, dude.
OK, let's see, the…
The Roman Coliseum…
The, uh, no-man-can-see-'em- because-it's-so-tiny.
No, that's not a good…
That was really, really amazing.
- Oh, really? - That's right.
So your super-senses weren't tingling when, oh, I don't know,
Ferb had eyes in his mouth?
Didn't that give you a moment of pause?
A scintilla of doubt?
What are you talking about?
I can't believe how gullible you are.
That wasn't the real Phineas and Ferb.
Well, of course it was.
I saw their pictures on your wall.
That was two kids in costume,
and that Eiffel Tower was a hologram,
Mr. "Truth Detector."
Sorry, little bro. There was no way that was a hologram.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's go back
- and I'll show you. - Yeah, let's do that.
What did you think, Isabella?
Was I a convincing Phineas?
No. No, you weren't.
Yeah, but I totally nailed Ferb.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Wait, w-w-what are you doing with that?
Oh, no, my… my Eiffel Tower.
Gotcha.
Uh, hey, Perry the Platypus,
I saved the Trifle Tower.
No, Perry the Platypus, don't zap it again,
it will make it grow…
Oh, no, I'm shrunk.
What was that?
I think it was my stomach.
I told you, I'm starving.
See it and believe it, brother.
See? I can run right through…
It.
But it was… But I had you.
Consider this a lesson learned, Irving.
No one pulls the wool over the eyes of The Truth Detector.
- Hello, Linda. - Hi, ladies.
I got a call from Candace.
Who said something about our sons and busting.
Are Irving and Albert OK?
Hello, ladies. Come on. Come on, moms.
I can't wait to see the looks on your faces when you see
the spectacle that's in the backyard, come on.
All right, put up your dukes.
Wait… Wait… What are you doing?
Hey, this place is nicer than my first apartment.
D Space adventure An adventure in… d.
Know what, Ferb?
- We're over it. - Yes. Yes, we are.
Come on, moms. A-ha! Huh?
Hey, Candace, you built this?
Nice to see you're starting to take an interest.
What? No-no-no-no-no.
Where's the Eiffel Tower?
Oh, wait. I've seen this.
It's invisible. I've just got to find it.
It has to be around here somewhere.
D Space adventure d.
What did I miss?
And look! Here are Buford and Baljeet,
your sons being bad.
They're in disguises.
Uh, really good disguises.
It'll come off in a second.
Does this happen often?
Yes. Yes, it does. Welcome to my world.
How about a cup of tea?
- I hope you got cookies. - Of course, Biffany.
So let me guess, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes,
we're going to return everything I shrank, right?
Even the Roman Small-iseum?
Hey, look, I finally figured that one out, huh?
Ow! Oh, curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Ooh, you're, like, so busted this time.
D Busted, busted, busted, busted Tra-la-la, hey, hey d.
Huh? Mom!
- Mom, Mom, Mom. - Hi, honey.
Wait till you see what Phineas and Ferb are up to now.
See? What?
Hey, Mom. Hey, Candace.
But… but… but…
I'm going to go check on my roast.
But… but… but…
But… but… but… but… but…
You have inspired me.
- I'm growing out my bangs. - But…
Namaste, compadres.
Oh, no matter what I try, I just can't do it.
It's impossible.
The impossible is possible with a little teamwork.
That's what the Fireside Girls say.
- Teamwork? - Sure.
How do you think I got this mountain moving patch?
By mindlessly repeating a flawed busting strategy?
No, through teamwork.
See that mountain over there? It used to be over there.
With a little teamwork you can do anything.
Teamwork.
Teamwork!
Stacy, I know what we're going to do today.
Thank you for letting me choose today's activity.
No worries, Baljeet.
It is nerd awareness week.
It is called spinning tops…
Lame.
Of doom.
All right, I'll give it a shot.
OK, everyone, here is how you play.
You hold your top and then you spin.
- So then what? - You do it again.
Ah.
It is lame, isn't it.
Not at all, Baljeet.
It just needs a little more mmph.
I was hoping you would say that.
Anybody else notice a distinct lack
of egg-laying mammals around here?
Baljeet, would you do the honors?
Boy howdy!
Where's Perry? Oh, there you are.
Didn't, uh, see ya sitting there.
Anyway, our sources tell us that.
Doofenshmirtz is up to something
and if we're going to put a stop to it,
we'll need a little of that old egg-laying mammalian magic.
How did…?
Why, that little scamp.
All right, ladies.
I've got a crew, I've got a plan, I want to bust.
Questions? Stacy.
Do you have this jump suit in pink?
Because I'm not really a tangerine kind of gal.
Why is everything so difficult?
Maybe if we help her bust her brothers
she'll be done with all this busting stuff for good.
You're absolutely right, Jenny.
- Hey, Candace? - Uh-huh?
I was just kidding about the color.
I love orange.
And I'm all about persimmon.
So, what do we do next?
You've heard of boot camp, well, ladies,
welcome to bust camp.
D Oh, yeah d.
Mom.
D You gotta bust *
* Your brothers *
* Make sure that there's No way around it *
* You gotta bust *
* Your brothers *
* And don't you stop Until they're grounded *
* Show your mom What they've been doing *
* The trouble They've been brewing *
* You know these two Are doing how *
* You gotta bust *
* Your brothers *
* You gotta bust Your brothers now *
* Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Norm, hurry up with that coffee.
I've still got that terrible morning taste in my mouth.
Coming right up, sir.
Scalding hot, just the way you… Whoopsie daisy.
Ow. I know I didn't make you that smart,
but you can't even walk straight?
I'll get it.
You'll be so delighted
when your package arrives in six-to-eight weeks.
My new nemesis toy.
Go run my bubble bath while I open it.
I wonder which one it is.
Oh, not another platypus.
I was hoping for something
more like Manny the Mongoose or something.
Hey, let's see if it lays eggs.
Perry the Platypus.
Say hello to my little friend.
My new Straightjacket-inator.
It was tailor-made just for you
by my other little friend.
It may be small, but it's stronger and smarter
than Norm and it's so much more efficient.
Eight hundred forty-seven.
Eight hundred forty-eight.
Listen up, team,
I'll be at the front of the house
tracking mom on my GPS device.
Jenny, you'll guard that gate.
See to it that Phineas and Ferb stay in the hot zone.
Stacy, you make sure whatever they built stays there
until Mom comes home. To achieve that goal
we use the following busting jargon.
When Mom comes home the cue is "The condor is in the nest."
When the boys are in prime busting position,
it's "The peas are in the pod."
And if what they have built somehow disappears,
I want you to scream, "The banana has split."
Got it?
Good. Now, in the event that any of us should be captured…
That's the Mom signal!
Ladies, it's go time. So move it, move it, move it!
- The pea is in the pod. - The condor is in the nest.
Mom, Mom, Phineas and Ferb have built outer space
in our backyard.
Nice drill, ladies.
I'm-a lovin' teamwork.
Hey, Candace.
Nice us's. When did you make those?
Pay no attention to them, Mom.
Yes, this new robot of mine is much more evil than Norm.
Course, it can't talk, but that can be a good thing.
And it even has a convenient blender attachment.
Next I'm thinking of a platypus purée.
This new model requires so little energy to run,
it really makes clumsy old Norm quite obsolete.
Now I know I have a heart.
Because it's breaking. [metallic sounds}.
We're ready to go.
You sure you don't want one, Buford?
Nah, I still say it's lame.
Fair enough. Canopies down, everybody.
- Ready. - Ah!
Ready.
OK, Ferb, bring out the radiant power source.
- What's that? - You can't plug the tops in
or the cords would get all wrapped up.
So we created a power source that will radiate energy
across the yard to anything that needs it.
OK, everybody, the secret to a good top spin
if I can call it that…
Ha, good one, Baljeet.
- This is almost as fun… - I'm going for my bumper pat…
Code red, busters.
The condor is on the wing.
I want feet on the ground. It's real this time.
Moving in.
Rock and roll.
Ah, still lame.
Maybe I can liven things up a bit.
What's going on?
Why are they going so fast?
Ah, look at him. He's…
He's positively shaking with anticipation
at the thought of helping me take over the Tristate Area.
He's… I-I didn't even know he could do that,
whatever it is.
Wow, I'm a better evil scientist than I thought.
Doofenshmirtz, your pathetic schemes have all failed.
Step aside and let the true master take over.
He can talk…
And shoot too. Ow!
Save me! Save me, Perry the Platypus!
Perry the Platypus, my fight is with Doofenshmirtz, not you.
Agent P, an unusual power wave has struck the city
with potentially disastrous consequences.
Forget Doofenshmirtz, find the source
of that power wave and dismantle it.
D Perry d.
Prepare to meet your maker, maker.
I'm feeling such an odd mixture of pride and mortal terror.
Mostly terror! Mostly terror!
The condor is in the nest.
Let's go, condor.
Candace, what is going on?
You'll see. Just wait.
So I'm guessing your brothers
are doing something wildly dangerous?
Uh… Well,
I've got a few seconds to kill
before my bladder bursts like a water balloon,
so let's get this over with.
No, teamwork.
I mean, we've got to wait for the signal.
Any second now.
Come on, girls. Give me the code.
Without the headsets,
how can we signal Candace?
I don't know.
How can she not hear this racket?
That's quite a racket back there.
Are you sure you don't want me to take a look?
No way. Not until I get the signal.
Help me, I'm going to be puréed!
Sorry, sir, no can do.
I'm bringing coffee to the new boss.
Sounds delicious.
Just a moment.
I don't want to be a smoothie.
Here you go, sir.
Just the way you… Whoopsie daisy.
Oh, it's lucky for me you tripped on that rug again.
There was no rug, sir.
Aw, thank you, Norm.
I shouldn't have been so hard on you,
but how come you were not affected
by that strange energy thingy?
Don't you remember?
- I run on squirrel power. - Wow.
I should really read your operation manual.
Wait for the signal. Wait for it.
This is getting a little uncomfortable.
Eject, everybody.
Oh! Whoa!
Whoa!
I lied about the persimmon.
All right, Candace, enough's enough.
No! Is the pea in the pod?
Is the pea in the pod?
What's up with the pea?
- Not again. - Hey, kids.
So what was all the big racket back here?
We were just playing with our tops.
Oh.
Giant tops of doom.
Lame.
You girls are beginning to sound a lot like Candace.
- They were huge… - And suddenly…
Oh, will you two give it up already?
But you said to wait until she offers pie.
Ooh, good idea. Who wants pie?
- Me! - Me.
Us.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
D Oh, yeah d.
Mom.
D You gotta bust *
* Your brothers *
* Make sure that there's No way around it *
* You gotta bust *
* Your brothers *
* And don't you stop Until they're grounded *
* Show your mom What they've been doing *
* The trouble They've been brewing *
* You know these two Are doing how *
* You gotta bust *
* Your brothers *
* You gotta bust Your brothers now *