* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
It says on this box of cereal that I need to get.
Korny the Kornflake through this maze.
If I was Korny, I'd want a little more of a challenge.
They just don't make good puzzles or mazes anymore.
Mazes should be big and fun and exciting.
Ferb?
You don't even need to say it.
Hey, Candace.
What'cha doing?
Well, Jeremy's taking me roller skating tonight
and I thought I could use a little…
I'm OK!
Let's get started. Hey, where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P.
Sorry, we haven't cleaned that entrance in a while.
Don't worry, we have a moist towelette.
Anyhow, Doofenshmirtz has gone missing.
We've used our Global Location Scout,
and it can't find him anywhere.
Even his answering machine has given us no clue as to where he is.
Hello, you've reached
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I'm not here right now, or am I?
Oh, and if you're calling about the piano, it's already been sold.
We need you to find him. Good luck, Agent P. Monogram out.
It looks like we're good to go. Time to test out our maze.
Did someone say "test"?
It's not really a test. We're more like lab rats going after cheese.
Did someone say "cheese"?
Buford, that's just a metaphor.
Mmm! I am to metaphor cheese
as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.
And I want to get the zoo-keeping patch
and the cooking patch and the astronomy patch.
Oh, Melissa, you remind me of me when I was a Lil' Spark.
When I grow up and become a Fireside Girl,
do you think I'll earn as many patches as you have?
With your enthusiasm, you'll probably earn even more.
You really think so? 'Cause that's my goal.
I want to be just like you.
Hey, everybody, this is Melissa.
- Yeah, hi. - Hello.
- Heya. - Isabella's my mentor for today!
She's the best Fireside Girl ever!
Melissa, I'm sure they don't want to hear about…
Hey, Candace.
So, I see you've built another giant whatever in the backyard.
I think you know what I have to do.
Whoa!
What is this thing?
It's our elevator to the top of the maze.
Well, make it go down!
It doesn't go down. It only goes up.
Oh, you guys are going down.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Hello, Perry the Platypus.
Sorry, I'm not here to greet you myself, but this is…
A trap!
Why would you build an elevator that doesn't go down?
Because people might just ride down on the elevator
instead of going through the maze.
What do you mean maze?
We had the computer randomly load puzzles and brainteasers
to make clearing each level more of a challenge.
OK, first one out is the smartest rat in the lab.
Do you want to go through the maze with me?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Candace, would you like to join Melissa and me?
Candace Flynn can find her own way out.
Oh, my gosh, you're Candace Flynn.
You're the girl who won 50 patches in one day.
You're on the cover of Lil' Sparks magazine.
How did you do it?
Well, let me tell you something, kid.
It wasn't easy.
But The Forest Fire Girls really needed me.
Fireside Girls.
That's what I said. Come on, kids, I'll get us out of here.
Yay! Candace is gonna lead us to safety.
Brain teasers, huh?
All right, you do all the ones that rely on brains,
and I'll do all the ones that rely on teasing.
I do not think you understand the concept.
- Less talky, more worky. - Uh!
D It's so much fun not knowing Where you're going *
* Take a left or a right and just going Without really knowing *
* Whether marching, floating Crawling, waltzing or rowing *
* There's no surprise in life If you know where you're going *
* So walk around like a monkey With a blindfold on *
* Oh, oh, ah *
* Like an Eskimo in six months of darkness Who misses the dawn *
* So jump in the maze It's the latest craze *
* Spend your days going every which way *
* It's so much fun not knowing Where you're going *
* Look out! *
* It's so much fun not knowing Where you're going *
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *
* It's so much fun not knowing Where you're going *
* I've got no idea What my destination is *
* It's so much fun not knowing Where you're going *
* I'm really enjoying it, though *
* It's so much fun not knowing Where you're going d.
Ah, Perry the Platypus!
Welcome to my evil space station!
Station! Station! C ookie! Station!
Wait, did you hear that? That "cookie" part?
I think my echo is broken.
I really do. Anyhoo, have a seat.
I've set up a presentation for you.
Ten years ago, I was backpacking across Europe,
when I came across a group of Canadian college students.
Dylan was the most popular among the group.
But I was the oldest. So, rivalry was inevitable.
Oh, I am really good at solving these kinds of problems.
So, the base of the jar is pi times radius squared.
You are measuring the radius in centimeters, right?
No, inches.
That way the inch fractions work with pi's 22 over seven.
You do not use 3.14 for pi?
Oh, for crying out loud!
There! Zero.
OK, technically that is correct.
But you did not show your work.
I will in about 20 minutes.
Then the ambassador's wife filed a complaint.
Long story short, I am never welcome in Albania ever again.
But the point is, I ended up alone in Italy,
and it was lunchtime, so I went to the Leaning Tower of Pizza.
And you know what, they don't even make pizza there.
I said "What do you mean? It's the Leaning Tower of Pizza,
it's got pizza actually in the name."
But they were adamant. No pizza for me. Like I'm the idiot.
And I was like, "You're not so great, you're not so special…
What, just 'cause you're leaning…"
Then it hit me. I'll just lean my own building.
And then, it will become a big tourist attraction.
And I'll sell all this merchandise.
I'll make millions,
which I'll then use to finance phase two of my maniacal plan.
Tilting every building in the world.
And the Leaning Tower of Pizza will no longer be special.
Oh, oh, and I will straighten my own building,
and it will still be a tourist attraction,
'cause, you know, it'll be the only straight building.
I just now thought of that. Just now!
See? That's how genius happens.
It's a lot of leaning and straightening, you get the idea.
I'm going to use this Tilt-inator and do it all from space.
Space! Space! Cookie! Space!
There! There it was again! You heard that?
My next to last echo is broken.
I'm going to have to have that checked.
Wow, it's some kind of high wire challenge.
Good thing I got my high wire patch twice.
Did you get 50? In one day?
OK, then. Now, Melissa, the thing to remember about a high wire…
Candace, be careful!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
See? It's that simple.
OK!
Isabella, do something!
Hold on, Melissa!
Oh, my gosh! Thank you for telling Isabella to save me.
Well, what did you think I was going to do?
Let Isabella let you fall?
Glad I was able to help.
The Tilt-inator is set with an automatic timer.
Once it's activated, even I can't stop it.
All that's left to do is open the bay doors.
This may take a while.
How far down is it?
I don't know, I can't see the bottom.
But it almost doesn't matter, so long as we can get across it.
Of course we need to know how deep it is.
So we know how scared we should be.
We can use this grappling hook and rope to find out.
One, two, three…
You see? Now we know that it's three seconds deep.
And done!
So, Perry the Platypus, in 15 seconds, the Tilt-inator will turn my building
into the Leaning Tower of Doofenshmirtz.
And you'll notice there's no self-destruct button,
no reverse levers, no abort switches.
It's completely Perry the Platy-proof!
Nothing can stop me now!
Uh-oh.
- Oh, no, no, no! Stop, stop, stop, - Five, four,
- stop it, stop it! No! No! - Three, two, one!
Why would you even do this?
Now, I need to open the door and reset the Tilt-inator countdown to fire again.
OK. Now that we want to get across,
it sure would be nice to have a grappling hook and some rope.
Oh, yeah. Where can we get a grappling…
I know! It's right over… Oops!
Oh! Would you look at that?
The platform's retracting. What are we gonna do?
You're the girl who got 50 Fireside patches in one day.
That's right, Candace will get us out of this.
Won't you, Candace?
That was a fake! I only did it to get into a concert.
If it wasn't for Isabella and my brothers, I never could have done it.
Now, will you please save me?
Give me one of your roller skates.
Here! Now if I take the shoelace and…
Voila!
Everyone, hold on!
Oh, this is just great!
I thought you were gonna save us,
I thought you were supposed to be this perfect firefighter girl.
- Fireside Girl! - That's what I said.
Wait, there's a lever in the middle, but I can't reach it.
Well, I can't reach it either.
I bet the rope you threw away was longer than your shoelace.
Oh, so, now it's my fault?
- You've got another shoelace. - What?
Right here, look!
Whee!
Yes! I still have time to bust the boys before my skate date.
Mom!
Come on, Melissa, let's get you home.
And, done. Now with the… Hey! Where did you go?
What are you doing up there?
No!
Three, two, one.
Mom! You have to see this!
Phineas and Ferb built a giant maze in the backyard!
What maze?
It was right here.
All right, Candace. Inside!
But, but, but…
Perry the Platypus! Wait for me!
D Agent P d.
Wow, you guys thought of everything.
We didn't think of this one. OK, guys, I see the exit!
And stop!
Wow, that was at least three seconds deep.
It's a good thing the girls beat us out.
Bye, Melissa, see you next week.
Everything worked out just fine.
Hey, I never got my metaphor cheese.
Cheese! Cheese! Wombat! Cheese!
Huh, my echo must be broken.
This week Where'd They Go?
Asks where'd they go, about pop stars from the '80s?
First up, this perky pop star scored a one-hit-wonder by declaring,
I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun!
Hey, she looks familiar.
Lindana's real name is Linda Flynn Fletcher.
And she's now living in the Tri-State Area.
What? Mom, Mom, Mom!
I can't believe she didn't know that.
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! You never told me you were a pop star.
Oh, yeah. Well, that was long before you were born.
It was fun but I was happy to give it up
to raise a family.
But you were Lindana and you wanted to have fun.
Well, now I'm Linda and I want to stir broth.
Mom, it's for you. He says he's a concert promoter.
Really?
An '80s revival concert? Featuring Lindana? Well, I don't know…
Are you crazy? Say yes!
Candace, it's been so long.
Come on. It'll be fun and you'll be cool,
and by extension I'll be cool.
Oh, what the heck. I'll do it!
Way to go, Mom!
Yes, oh, yes. Good on you, honey.
OK, then. Dinner's in the oven. Just heat it up. Bye.
Rock and roll!
Oh, I was afraid that a day like today would come someday, today.
What do you mean, Dad?
Oh, your mother is going to meet a lot of exciting and cool people.
What if I'm… I'm no longer cool enough for your mum?
I'm hardly a rock star, am I?
I'm afraid I'm hopelessly nerdy.
You know, Dad maybe a little keeky for the new century,
but in the '80s, the rise of the synthesizer
allowed even hopeless nerds to rock the charts.
Phineas, I know what we're going to do today.
Yes. Yes, you do. Hey, where's Perry?
Ah, Agent P. There you are.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been spotted playing with a hoop.
See what he's up to.
That's it. That's all we got.
Ah, Perry the Platypus!
As you can see, I've been struck by hooping fever.
Go ahead, try it.
Like this, yeah. Now do this, with your arms down.
Oh, finally. My hips were about to fall off.
Behold, the Alien-inator.
It's a projector that will transmit holographic images
of space aliens onto the steps of the Tri-State Capital.
Then, when everyone is scared witless,
I will emerge in my king of the aliens costume
and seize control of the entire Tri-State Area.
I'm gonna go put it on.
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting that '80s superstar, Max Modem!
You know, I feel strangely comfortable like this.
But how can I be a rock star if nobody's ever heard of me?
We're not trying to make you into a rock star.
We're trying to make you into a has been.
That's much easier.
Can I have Bag Your Face onstage for your sound check, please?
Mom, this is so cool!
I've dressed like half of these people here for Halloween.
So, what do we do now?
If I remember correctly. Hair, makeup, wardrobe, and a photo session.
A photo session?
The life of a rock star! Oh, it does have its charms.
D She's Lindana *
* I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun *
* She wants to have fun *
* I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun *
* She's Lindana *
* I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun *
* She wants to have fun *
* I wanna, wanna, wanna Have fun, fun, fun d.
Are you ready? Don't peek.
Ta-da!
What, nothing? Wow, tough room.
OK, Dad, show me what you got.
Right-ho!
Whoa! Cut, cut, cut! That's a little too '70s for the '80s.
Just check out Ferb.
See, Dad? It's cool to show no effort.
Let the technology and machines do the work.
Primo, Dad. I think you're ready for the big time.
Correction, I am ready to have once been part of the big time.
Make way for Max Modem!
- Max Modem? - Never heard of him.
Didn't he do that song?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that song.
Oh, I think I had one of his '45s.
I had all his albums!
How did he ever land here?
I sang backup for him in Prague!
Modem! Modem! Modem!
Mom, who is that guy?
I don't know. But he does seem kind of familiar
in a nerdy sort of way.
All right, Perry the Platypus,
let's start by placing you right here. There you go.
And then, I'll set the timer here.
Mustn't forget to open the roof,
a little something we learned
from the Diarrhea-inator debacle. Right, Perry the Platypus?
And set the timer for ten minutes,
so I can get to the steps of the Tri-State Capital building
in time to lead my alien army.
Oh, and don't get any bright ideas about thwarting me while I'm gone,
because this "inator", it's got a few tricks up its sleeve.
Lindana! Lindana! Lindana! Lindana!
But I should be in the wings, Mom, the show is about to start.
I wouldn't be here without you, honey.
You backed me up all the way.
So it's only right that you should back me up on stage.
Me? Sing?
Just relax. You'll do fine.
D I'm not Roxanne, I'm not Eileen I'm not Sharon-a *
* And I don't wanna study Work or stay home-a *
* She's Lindana *
* I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun *
* She wants to have fun *
- d I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun d - Look at her, boys. She's magnificent!
And you will be, too, Dad.
Gentlemen, let's get our nerd on.
D I wanna, wanna, wanna Have fun, fun, fun d.
Oh, good, I'm early. And a killer parking space, too!
Score!
- Time to set up! - Nutjob.
Now let's see, Take-over-the- Tri-State-Area speech,
and water, in case I get parched during my maniacal rant.
Loud-inator.
Check, one, two, three.
Papa! Papa! I wanna see the clown!
Sally, he's no clown. He's a nutjob.
Laugh it up now!
And when your friends ask what happened to casual Fridays,
you can tell them you opened your big mouth!
Good night, Danville!
I can't believe I sang backup for Lindana.
You can call me mom.
I just sang backup for mom.
Nah, just doesn't have the same ring.
I am programmed to defend myself against all attacks.
You cannot defeat me, Perry the Platypus. Time's up.
Elected officials of the Tri-State Area,
look to the skies in horror!
You are being invaded from space, by invaders from space!
And I, the king of the aliens,
I'm here to accept your unconditional surrender!
- I thought he was a nutjob. - Me, too.
Now, bow down before me, bow down,
and I will spare your menial jobs!
Do we get to keep our healthcare benefits?
Thirty seconds, Mr. Modem!
Who is that guy?
You know, he really does look familiar.
Yes. Yes, he does.
And now, the band you've been waiting for!
Max Modem and The Mainframes.
D I think my girlfriend is an alien *
* Invading force from Planet 10 *
* Said she was from out of town *
* But I know what she meant *
* I know she's from another galaxy *
* I don't know just What she's doing with me *
* She treats my love Like a science experiment d.
Hubble bubble!
D Does she love me for who I am? *
* Or does she want to put My brain in a can? *
* She can have it 'cause I never wanna be apart d.
Take my leg warmers, Max!
D From her alien heart *
* She's got an alien d - Heart
- d She's got an alien d. - Heart.
D She's got an alien *
* She's got an alien heart *
- d She's got an alien d. - Heart.
- D She's got an alien d. - Heart.
D She's got an alien… d.
OK, you can keep the 401-K,
but the daycare, you're gonna have to pay for out of your own pockets.
I've made enough concessions here.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz has programmed me
with all of his vast knowledge of you.
Your super-agent skills are useless.
Perry the platypus, where did you go?
I was not informed that your agency had developed a cloaking device.
Here, Perry, Perry, come to…
Look! The aliens are disappearing!
Oh, great. Now, I am a nutjob.
D She's got an alien heart *
* She's got an alien *
- d She's got an alien d - Pumps like the Dickens!
D She's got an alien *
* She's got an alien heart *
- d She's got an alien d. - Heart.
- D She's got an alien d. - Heart.
D She's got an alien *
* She's got an alien heart d.
We're Max Modem and The Mainframes!
Thank you, Tri-State Area.
Nice work, Max. You've still got it.
Though I can't say I remember you having it in the first place.
You weren't so bad yourself. What say we go out for a spot of tea sometime?
Oh, no thanks. I've got an absolutely wonderful husband back home.
Yeah, well, you better believe it, ducky.
But what did you do all this for?
I just thought you might like it if I were a bit more exciting.
Oh, Lawrence, you and the kids
are all the excitement I could ever want.
Mom, it's the promoter again.
He wants to sign you and Max Modem for an extended tour.
Tell him, thanks, but no thanks.
What? But what about the coolness, the fame, and the fortune?
Oh, Candace, we don't need those things to be happy.
All we need is you guys.
Right. Who wants to go on tour
when there's so much to do around here this summer?
Oh, OK. But if anyone calls offering me a concert deal, I'm taking it.
So, Mom, after all these years,
how did you keep your voice in such great shape?
Oh, I was lip-syncing. Even back then.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
D She's got an alien heart *
- d She's got an alien d. - Heart.
- D She's got an alien d - Heart.
D She's got an alien *
* She's got an alien heart *
* She's got an alien *
- d She's got an alien d - Pumps like the Dickens!
D She's got an alien *
* She's got an alien heart *
- d She's got an alien d. - Heart.
- D She's got an alien d - Heart.
D She's got an alien *
* She's got an alien heart *