D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation *
* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Mmm…
Whoa! Trippy…
I'm having one of those lucid dreams
where I'm aware I'm dreaming so I can control it.
I voted for you, Kevin.
Cool! I'm gonna fly, too!
OK, focus, and…
No! I've broken my mind.
Reality is shattering before my eyes!
Candace, you're fine. It's all special effects.
Special effects?
Yeah! Cool, huh?
Ferb and I are warming up before we meet our special effects hero,
Clive Addison, today at the Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention.
That explains why you're dressed
in costumes from Giant Losers: The Musical!
Actually, I'm dressed as Captain Lump Sharpfork
from Space Adventure 14.
And Ferb's dressed as Hymie Silverman, the Elf Prince
from Stumbleberry Finkbat and the Whining Wand of the Turtle Wizard.
Those are the two biggest movie series of all time,
and Clive Addison did the special effects for both.
Ugh! Stop being related to me.
And take all your mirrors, and zebras, and junk and get out of my room!
Zebras?
Anyway, Ferb and I aren't in your room.
We're already at the convention! Special effects!
Look at it, Ferb.
Science, fiction, and fantasy, together at last.
It's breathtaking.
Let's get in there. Hey!
"Where's Perry?" is written on this wanted poster
hanging on a tree.
And we see this little hand reach up and tear the poster down
as the music kicks in all…
And the opening credits start, like one of those cool '80s TV shows
with the voice-over. You know…
A fugitive, Semi-Aquatic Special Forces,
amateur stage magician framed for a crime he didn't commit.
The 1865 assassination of Abraham Lincoln,
joined forces with a rogue, trillionaire inventor
extreme fighting champion from the future
together with the aid of R.I.C.K.,
their super crime-fighting, high-tech talking rickshaw.
They'll bring hope, justice, and various degrees of aquaticness
to a Tri-State Area in peril.
Together, they are
* Doof 'N' Puss d.
Tonight's episode: "Ham on Rye Hold the Mayor."
You know, in the future we won't sit and read newspapers in the morning.
Instead, giant robots will control us in human death matches.
Well, that gives us something to look forward to.
Good morning, team.
What's up, Ricky?
I've detected some strange, out-of-character behavior
from our mayor recently, which has me concerned.
Here he is from a news report a year ago.
Notice how he waves, it goes side to side, see?
Again, side to side…
Now, here's footage from just two days ago.
Watch. See? His hand goes up,
and then he transforms into a wolf with fiery, red eyes,
and runs howling into the misty night.
Now that you mention it, that is unusual for him.
We've got to somehow get close to the mayor,
and find out what's going on.
We're gonna need a turban and a wig.
And while I'm out, I'm gonna pick up some bagels.
Anyone else want anything?
Hi, Candace, where are you off to?
Oh, I'm, uh, going to Stacy's.
OK, honey. What's in the big bag?
Smaller bags.
Great. Have fun!
Isn't it magnificent, Ferb?
Special effects extravaganzas
just have a way of bringing people together.
If you think Lump Sharpfork can defeat Hymie Silverman, the Elf Prince,
then you are three plorgs short of a gloxian zib veller, my friend.
Oh, yeah? Well, you can carry your own action figures!
Ferb, there he is. Clive Addison!
Do you have our special effects demo reel?
Yes! I can't believe we're gonna meet him.
Oh, Phineas, you're just in time!
Would you please tell this dragon-loving heathen
that the Space Adventure movies are superior
to the Stumbleberry Finkbat movies in every way imaginable?
Oh, uh… Uh, we're just…
Oh…
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you're in mourning.
- What? - Yeah,
it also took me awhile to accept the fact
that I had no brother anymore.
- What? - They actually think
all those silly, magic elves movies are better
than Space Adventure's epic science fiction genius.
- Well, I… - Stumbleberry Finkbat
and the Lost Shadow of Darkling Tower,
alone was smarter and more realistic
than all the even numbered Space Adventure movies combined.
Yeah, man! You tell him!
Realistic? Space Adventure is based on hard, scientific facts!
It's like watching a reality show from the distant future.
- Affirmative! - Yeah.
- That's correct. - Exactly.
As it should be.
That fantasy stuff is for kids.
It's almost as lame as dressing up as, like, Ducky Momo or something!
- Stinkies! - Finkies!
Thank you for auditioning, but we're looking for something
a little more dazzling for the Mayor's Ball.
No, wait! We can dazzle! We can!
I will now saw the amazing Platydini in half! See?
Platypuses, they're like butter.
Mayor, we got this surveillance photo
from the wig and turban supply store.
It's Doof 'N' Puss.
And now, platapu-dabra!
Oh, very impressive, Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus!
Now it's my turn to make you disappear!
Oh no, ninja vampires, I hate these guys!
Wow, he's good.
I picked the wrong day to stop carrying garlic-scented throwing stars.
Hey, Stacy, how's it going?
No, I haven't heard from Candace.
What? She told me she was hanging with you today.
Really? She told me the same thing about you.
Anyway, I'm over at the Sci-Fi Fantasy Convention with Little Suzy.
She's really into the kid's stuff.
You know, like, "Sea Horsey Hospital".
Or, you know, lame stuff like Ducky Momo. Oh!
Ducky Momo!
Uh, Suzy… Wait, Suzy!
You know you can't run away like that.
Oh, that was close.
Why must it be so hard for a life-long closet Ducky Momo fan
to go to a Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention
and find cool, rare Ducky Momo collectibles
without anybody discovering her dark, humiliating secret?
D When I was small the world was such A strange place *
* And that was all Until I saw his strange face *
* Quacking in slow-mo *
* Ducky Momo is my friend *
* And since we met he's been a friend To count on *
* If I could bet I'd put the full amount on *
* Never needing to know more *
* Then Ducky Momo is my friend *
* All the lessons that he's taught me Brought me luck *
* Now, when life throws eggs I know how to duck *
* Oh, uh, oh *
* But now the world just points And laughs at me here *
* The hidden girl who wished so much To be here *
* Showing my face is a no-no *
* But Ducky Momo's still my friend *
* Ducky Momo he's my friend *
* Ducky Momo he's my friend d.
- Finkies! - Speckies!
Come on, guys, aren't you blowing this all out of proportion?
No!
- Finkies! - Speckies!
- Finkies! Speckies! - Come with me, Phineas.
You should meet with the Almordian Council.
They'll straighten you out.
But, what about Ferb?
Forget about him! He's nothing to you anymore!
Well, I guess I'm your new brother.
Carry my action figures?
We seek council with the exalted one.
Baljeet?
Baljeet is the only 60th level.
Space Adventure trivia master in the world.
I feel a minor disturbance in the universe.
Almost as if…
No, now it is gone.
OK…
It's Clive Addison!
Pay attention. I have unfortunate news to report, Master.
Ferb is dressed like an elf.
Yeah, and his costume is really cool, too.
He spun his own wool, and the headband is made of real…
Oh, for the love of Yumalian Dorth Pie, we lost Ferb, too?
He's not lost. He's just enjoying another genre.
Never! The line must be drawn here,
right between Phineas and his loved ones.
Oh, come on,
did you ever consider that fans of Space Adventure…
Speckies! Right, Speckies,
have more in common with fans of Stumbleberry Finkbat…
Finkies!
Maybe Speckies and Finkies
have more in common than they do differences.
Oh, bite this prop tongue from episode eight.
Have you ever tried talking to them?
Talk? Have you met the leader of the Finkies?
I'm sure you're wondering why I, Buford,
have taken a leadership role
in such a geek-centered enterprise?
Well, take a look around.
This place is crawling with nerds.
I'm like a kid in a candy store.
Plus, I relate to the character of Odof Underhump
and his complex emotional inner journey.
I seriously doubt this will work.
Buford is not a man of peace.
Nonsense! I'm sure he'll be reasonable.
Hey, no space bunnies allowed!
I am not a bunny rabbit!
I am an Almordian venk sloth!
It's time to end this silly feud
so we can all enjoy Clive Addison's special effects presentation.
Baljeet, you prepared the peace treaty?
I did.
"We, Speckies, vow to live in peace and harmony with you, Finkies."
All we ask is that you admit.
Space Adventure is much better than Stumbleberry Finkbat,
and that you have brought eternal shame to your families
"for ever believing otherwise."
Uh, that's not…
Oh, yeah? You and what army?
Your question makes no sense as a response to what I just said.
Well, how about this?
All right, so it is war then!
Bring it on, Speckies.
We're going to go all Hyborian Age on you!
That is not even a real age!
To quote Lump Sharpfork
from Space Adventure 16, "Glorf!"
D Glorf! d.
We now return to
* Doof 'N' Puss d.
Well, what did you expect?
It was like 20 of them against one and two halves of us.
Look, it's the mayor! Get him!
Oh! Knock it off! I'm the real mayor!
That other guy is a shape-shifter posing as me!
You know, that's funny.
You know, even while I was attacking you, I was even thinking,
"Why did he tie himself up in a dark closet with us?
What kind of a plan is that?"
Oh, you freed yourself with your amazing magician skills.
And also scissors.
Now, we've done it, Ferb.
We've brought the entire convention center to the brink
of an inter-genre geek war.
It's up to us to extend the olive branch of diplomacy.
I'll go talk to Buford and you can talk to Baljeet.
May the luck of Slafon be with you.
Always.
Ducky Momo plushies!
Momo collectible card game!
Momo, the Movie! Oh, the Momo-ness of it all!
The sheer Momo-sity!
Ducky Momo!
- Wait for me! - Suzy!
Oh, that poor sap in the costume.
I love you, Ducky Momo!
She's relentless.
Hey, no cutting!
I wanna see inside your head.
These Momo nuts are such an embarrassment.
Seriously.
Ducky Momo.
Where are you? Ducky Momo?
Ducky Momo!
Ha! Now, if I could just find
one piece of Ducky Momo merchandise I don't already have,
all this would be totally worth it.
I've got to get to Buford, but how do I approach him?
Working on your battle strategy, Phineas?
What? No, I mean… Yes. Yes, I am.
In fact, there's a way you can help me with it.
Me? Help you?
My manipulator/grasper
is at your command.
Great! We'll need to modify your costume a bit
to get you behind enemy lines.
Enemy lines?
Excuse me, Mr. Barbarian, sir.
Why did you disturb my brooding on the eve of war, stumpling?
I come bearing a message.
Witchcraft!
What trickery is this?
Greetings, Almighty Odof Underhump.
Phineas, you're kind is not welcome here.
Just hear me out, in a theatrical landscape
that's drowning in comedy, romance, and thought provoking
geekological docu-dramas,
Finkies and Speckies are all outcasts.
They should be friends.
There are no friends in these halls, Phineas.
There are only my people and those who must be destroyed.
- But that's… - Hold your words, outlander.
Once Odof Underhump has made a hasty and ill-informed decision,
he cannot be swayed.
Go home, Finkie. Your kind isn't welcome here.
Did you see that?
He just vanished.
He must be employing some kind of cloaking device.
No, it's an elfin cape of invisibility. Duh!
My time is limited, magician.
I must gather my positronic impulses for the coming battle.
Speak.
Ha! You cannot charm me with your silver tongue, Elf Prince.
And your magic rune signs have no power in this dimension.
This conversation is over!
Transport him away!
This day isn't turning out like I hoped at all.
I know how you feel.
Clive Addison! We're your biggest fans!
Thanks, man. It's just too bad there aren't more of you out there.
That's crazy. Everyone here loves your work.
In fact, the only reason they're not in line to see you
is that they're about to go to war over which of your movies is better.
Oh, man, I don't want to hear that.
I became a special effects artist
to join the nations of this Earth together in peace and hope.
Well, what other reason is there for creating
cool visual effects for film and television?
Special effects! That's it!
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do from this point in the day on.
And we better do it fast. Look!
D The sun blazes red On the convention center *
* As red as the blood of all who enter *
* That's pumped through the hearts Into this fearless choir *
* It's the size and the shape Of a fist clenched in iron *
* That's raised to the sky In faith and in duty *
* That holds that red sun In all its beauty *
* A beauty we all must ignore *
* As we take the last steps to war *
* 'Cause our movie's better than yours *
* No, our movie's better than yours *
* Our movie's better *
* Our movie's better than yours *
* No, our movie's better than yours *
* Our movie's better than yours d.
You cannot resist our superior technology!
Smell my barbarian pits!
Yuck!
Let's do this!
Ready?
The coast is… I don't believe it.
That's the rare Ducky Momo commemorative plate,
where they accidentally printed the wrong saying.
Score! All I have to do is get over there
without drawing too much attention to myself.
Charge!
Charge again!
Eat laser, Hymie Silverman!
Ha, ha! That gives me a five points weapons skills advantage!
You lose an arm!
Fine, it'll be back.
Odof Underhump has a healing factor of eight.
And now to present his various new pro-ninja vampire laws,
here he is, the totally for-real mayor.
Freeze, punk-fake mayor guy!
You want me?
You come get me.
- Wait a minute, hold on a second. - OK, what?
You can't just throw a giant monster
into a story because you're stuck for an ending.
It's lazy. It's lazy writing.
What is that thing?
I do not know. Those readings make no sense.
That's a pencil sharpener.
How is that information helpful at this juncture?
On second thought, I love it.
You may have tied me up next to this… What is this, a beaver or something?
And pitched me a TV series against my will.
Not to mention, holding up the autograph line.
But my advanced TV executive instincts tell me
your show is gonna be a big hit.
Yes! I'm gonna have my own show on television.
And then, all of these fans
will be so enamored of me, they will do my bidding.
This is actually happening.
I am going to rule the Tri-State Area.
Just a thought though. Can we give the platypus a girlfriend?
What? Never!
Oh, suddenly you know my characters better than me?
Forget it! I'm no sell-out!
I just crassly calculated commercial appeal
in a mad quest for financial gain.
No, no, my artistic integrity and I are out! Peace!
Buford, just what do you think you are doing?
What does it look like? I'm running away
hoping that while the monster is busy eating my friends, I can escape.
Is that what Odof Underhump would do?
No. No, it's not. He'd never run from a fight.
Exactly! No hero would, no matter what the genre.
And neither will we.
We will win.
- Fantasy! - And science fiction!
Together!
Archers, regroup and protect the left flank!
Ion laser cannons, push him back to the center!
- That'll be $15. - Here.
So, you a fan of Ducky Momo?
No. Why do you ask?
It's working! Look,
they've joined together to defeat our monster.
Oh, guys, this is so cool.
Watch this, man, I'm gonna make him lurch to the right.
What is that thing? It's like a nightmare or a lucid dream!
Of course, Phineas and Ferb!
Rootah dez-tu valoomus!
Brother! Rootah dez-tu valoomus!
What are you dweebs doing?
Don't you get it? This is all baloney.
It's just special effects.
And even if it were real, what good would this stuff do?
Plastic blasters, rolling dice?
You think you could stop a thing like that by wading a wand and saying,
"Oogie woogie boogie?"
I can't believe that actually worked.
Huh?
Ducky Momo defeated the monster!
My people have much to learn from your people.
You must tell me how to shoot a blaster someday.
Absolutely. And you can teach me how to yield a club.
I'm afraid that information is proprietary.
Look, everybody, it's me, Candace Flynn.
I'm who you love.
And I love Ducky Momo.
She's a teenager and she came dressed as Ducky Momo.
Oh, that's lame even if she did save us.
She came dressed as Ducky Momo.
Negative.
Man, fickle crowd.
Candace, that was so cool.
Oh, hey, Jeremy.
You're not too embarrassed to talk to Ducky Momo?
Maybe Ducky Momo isn't really that lame after all.
Someone else seems to really like him, too.
I love you, Ducky Momo.
Ducky Momo loves you too, Suzy.
I gotta say, guys, that was hands down
the best special effects show ever.
And I've been a burning man.
Your holo-projection device is brilliant.
Thanks, Mr. Addison. That means the world coming from you.
Well, it' just really clear that you two are gonna have
an amazing career in special effects ahead of you.
Now, if that's what you want, give me a call in ten years,
I'll hire the both of you in a heartbeat.
Actually, what I'd love to do is direct.
Oh, you and me, both.
We now return to The Platypus & his Girlfriend.
Now, Mr. Mayor,
I will saw the amazingly handsome Platydini in half!
He was right, this is better.
I should've sold out.
D Ducky Mo Ducky Momo *
* Ducky Mo Ducky Momo *
* He's your very best friend *
* Who's the happy time toy toy For every girl and boy boy? *
* Who is the fuzzy and joyness *
* Make fun with Ducky Momo *
* Ducky Mo Ducky Momo *
* He's your very best friend *