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D There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation *
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* And school comes along just to end it *
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* So the annual problem
For our generation *
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* Is finding a good way to spend it *
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* Like maybe *
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* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
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* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
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* Discovering something
That doesn't exist d.
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Hey!
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D Or giving a monkey a shower *
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* Surfing tidal waves *
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* Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
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It's over here!
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D Finding a Dodo bird *
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* Painting a continent *
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* Or driving our sister insane *
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Phineas!
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D As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
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* Before school starts this fall d.
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Come on, Perry!
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D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! *
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* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! d.
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Mmm…
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Whoa! Trippy…
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I'm having one of those lucid dreams
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where I'm aware I'm dreaming
so I can control it.
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I voted for you, Kevin.
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Cool! I'm gonna fly, too!
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OK, focus, and…
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No! I've broken my mind.
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Reality is shattering before my eyes!
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Candace, you're fine.
It's all special effects.
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Special effects?
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Yeah! Cool, huh?
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Ferb and I are warming up before we meet
our special effects hero,
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Clive Addison, today at the
Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention.
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That explains why you're dressed
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in costumes from
Giant Losers: The Musical!
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Actually, I'm dressed
as Captain Lump Sharpfork
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from Space Adventure 14.
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And Ferb's dressed as Hymie Silverman,
the Elf Prince
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from Stumbleberry Finkbat
and the Whining Wand of the Turtle Wizard.
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Those are the two biggest movie series
of all time,
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and Clive Addison did the special
effects for both.
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Ugh! Stop being related to me.
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And take all your mirrors, and zebras,
and junk and get out of my room!
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Zebras?
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Anyway, Ferb and I aren't in your room.
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We're already at the convention!
Special effects!
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Look at it, Ferb.
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Science, fiction, and fantasy,
together at last.
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It's breathtaking.
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Let's get in there. Hey!
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"Where's Perry?"
is written on this wanted poster
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hanging on a tree.
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And we see this little hand reach up
and tear the poster down
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as the music kicks in all…
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And the opening credits start,
like one of those cool '80s TV shows
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with the voice-over. You know…
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A fugitive,
Semi-Aquatic Special Forces,
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amateur stage magician framed for a crime
he didn't commit.
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The 1865 assassination of Abraham Lincoln,
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joined forces with a rogue,
trillionaire inventor
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extreme fighting champion from the future
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together with the aid of R.I.C.K.,
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their super crime-fighting,
high-tech talking rickshaw.
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They'll bring hope, justice,
and various degrees of aquaticness
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to a Tri-State Area in peril.
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Together, they are
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* Doof 'N' Puss d.
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Tonight's episode:
"Ham on Rye Hold the Mayor."
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You know, in the future we won't sit
and read newspapers in the morning.
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Instead, giant robots will control us
in human death matches.
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Well, that gives us something
to look forward to.
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Good morning, team.
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What's up, Ricky?
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I've detected some strange,
out-of-character behavior
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from our mayor recently,
which has me concerned.
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Here he is from a news report a year ago.
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Notice how he waves,
it goes side to side, see?
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Again, side to side…
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Now, here's footage
from just two days ago.
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Watch. See? His hand goes up,
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and then he transforms
into a wolf with fiery, red eyes,
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and runs howling into the misty night.
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Now that you mention it,
that is unusual for him.
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We've got to somehow
get close to the mayor,
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and find out what's going on.
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We're gonna need a turban and a wig.
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And while I'm out, I'm gonna pick up
some bagels.
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Anyone else want anything?
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Hi, Candace, where are you off to?
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Oh, I'm, uh, going to Stacy's.
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OK, honey. What's in the big bag?
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Smaller bags.
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Great. Have fun!
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Isn't it magnificent, Ferb?
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Special effects extravaganzas
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just have a way
of bringing people together.
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If you think Lump Sharpfork can defeat
Hymie Silverman, the Elf Prince,
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then you are three plorgs
short of a gloxian zib veller, my friend.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you can carry
your own action figures!
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Ferb, there he is. Clive Addison!
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Do you have our special effects
demo reel?
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Yes! I can't believe we're gonna meet him.
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Oh, Phineas, you're just in time!
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Would you please tell
this dragon-loving heathen
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that the Space Adventure
movies are superior
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to the Stumbleberry Finkbat
movies in every way imaginable?
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Oh, uh… Uh, we're just…
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Oh…
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you're in mourning.
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- What?
- Yeah,
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it also took me awhile
to accept the fact
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that I had no brother anymore.
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- What?
- They actually think
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all those silly, magic
elves movies are better
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than Space Adventure's
epic science fiction genius.
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- Well, I…
- Stumbleberry Finkbat
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and the Lost Shadow
of Darkling Tower,
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alone was smarter and more realistic
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than all the even numbered
Space Adventure movies combined.
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Yeah, man! You tell him!
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Realistic? Space Adventure is based
on hard, scientific facts!
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It's like watching a reality show
from the distant future.
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- Affirmative!
- Yeah.
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- That's correct.
- Exactly.
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As it should be.
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That fantasy stuff is for kids.
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It's almost as lame as dressing up as,
like, Ducky Momo or something!
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- Stinkies!
- Finkies!
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Thank you for auditioning, but we're
looking for something
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a little more dazzling
for the Mayor's Ball.
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No, wait! We can dazzle! We can!
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I will now saw the amazing
Platydini in half! See?
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Platypuses, they're like butter.
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Mayor, we got this surveillance photo
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from the wig and turban supply store.
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It's Doof 'N' Puss.
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And now, platapu-dabra!
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Oh, very impressive, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
and Perry the Platypus!
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Now it's my turn to make you disappear!
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Oh no, ninja vampires, I hate these guys!
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Wow, he's good.
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I picked the wrong day to stop carrying
garlic-scented throwing stars.
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Hey, Stacy, how's it going?
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No, I haven't heard from Candace.
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What? She told me she was hanging
with you today.
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Really? She told me
the same thing about you.
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Anyway, I'm over at the Sci-Fi
Fantasy Convention with Little Suzy.
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She's really into the kid's stuff.
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You know, like, "Sea Horsey Hospital".
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Or, you know, lame stuff
like Ducky Momo. Oh!
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Ducky Momo!
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Uh, Suzy… Wait, Suzy!
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You know you can't run away like that.
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Oh, that was close.
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Why must it be so hard
for a life-long closet Ducky Momo fan
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to go to a Science Fiction
and Fantasy Convention
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and find cool, rare
Ducky Momo collectibles
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without anybody discovering her dark,
humiliating secret?
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D When I was small the world was such
A strange place *
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* And that was all
Until I saw his strange face *
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* Quacking in slow-mo *
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* Ducky Momo is my friend *
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* And since we met he's been a friend
To count on *
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* If I could bet
I'd put the full amount on *
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* Never needing to know more *
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* Then Ducky Momo is my friend *
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* All the lessons that he's taught me
Brought me luck *
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* Now, when life throws eggs
I know how to duck *
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* Oh, uh, oh *
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* But now the world just points
And laughs at me here *
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* The hidden girl who wished so much
To be here *
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* Showing my face is a no-no *
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* But Ducky Momo's still my friend *
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* Ducky Momo he's my friend *
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* Ducky Momo he's my friend d.
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- Finkies!
- Speckies!
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Come on, guys, aren't you blowing this
all out of proportion?
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No!
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- Finkies!
- Speckies!
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- Finkies! Speckies!
- Come with me, Phineas.
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You should meet
with the Almordian Council.
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They'll straighten you out.
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But, what about Ferb?
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Forget about him! He's nothing
to you anymore!
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Well, I guess I'm your new brother.
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Carry my action figures?
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We seek council with the exalted one.
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Baljeet?
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Baljeet is the only 60th level.
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Space Adventure
trivia master in the world.
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I feel a minor disturbance
in the universe.
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Almost as if…
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No, now it is gone.
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OK…
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It's Clive Addison!
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Pay attention. I have unfortunate news
to report, Master.
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Ferb is dressed like an elf.
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Yeah, and his costume is really cool, too.
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He spun his own wool, and the headband
is made of real…
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Oh, for the love of Yumalian Dorth Pie,
we lost Ferb, too?
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He's not lost. He's just enjoying
another genre.
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Never! The line must be drawn here,
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right between Phineas and his loved ones.
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Oh, come on,
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did you ever consider that fans
of Space Adventure…
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Speckies! Right, Speckies,
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have more in common with fans
of Stumbleberry Finkbat…
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Finkies!
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Maybe Speckies and Finkies
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have more in common than they do
differences.
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Oh, bite this prop tongue
from episode eight.
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Have you ever tried talking to them?
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Talk? Have you met
the leader of the Finkies?
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I'm sure you're wondering
why I, Buford,
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have taken a leadership role
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in such a geek-centered enterprise?
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Well, take a look around.
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This place is crawling with nerds.
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I'm like a kid in a candy store.
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Plus, I relate to the character
of Odof Underhump
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and his complex emotional inner journey.
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I seriously doubt this will work.
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Buford is not a man of peace.
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Nonsense! I'm sure he'll be reasonable.
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Hey, no space bunnies allowed!
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I am not a bunny rabbit!
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I am an Almordian venk sloth!
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It's time to end this silly feud
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so we can all enjoy Clive Addison's
special effects presentation.
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Baljeet, you prepared the peace treaty?
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I did.
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"We, Speckies, vow to live in peace
and harmony with you, Finkies."
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All we ask is that you admit.
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Space Adventure is much better
than Stumbleberry Finkbat,
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and that you have brought eternal shame
to your families
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"for ever believing otherwise."
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Uh, that's not…
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Oh, yeah? You and what army?
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Your question makes no sense as a response
to what I just said.
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Well, how about this?
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All right, so it is war then!
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Bring it on, Speckies.
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We're going to go all Hyborian Age on you!
248
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That is not even a real age!
249
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To quote Lump Sharpfork
250
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from Space Adventure 16, "Glorf!"
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D Glorf! d.
252
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We now return to
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* Doof 'N' Puss d.
254
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,560
Well, what did you expect?
255
00:11:38,643 --> 00:11:41,563
It was like 20 of them against one
and two halves of us.
256
00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:44,899
Look, it's the mayor! Get him!
257
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:49,029
Oh! Knock it off! I'm the real mayor!
258
00:11:49,112 --> 00:11:51,448
That other guy is a shape-shifter
posing as me!
259
00:11:51,698 --> 00:11:52,991
You know, that's funny.
260
00:11:53,074 --> 00:11:54,885
You know, even while I was attacking you,
I was even thinking,
261
00:11:54,909 --> 00:11:57,162
"Why did he tie himself up
in a dark closet with us?
262
00:11:57,245 --> 00:11:58,413
What kind of a plan is that?"
263
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:03,460
Oh, you freed yourself with your amazing
magician skills.
264
00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:05,795
And also scissors.
265
00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:07,297
Now, we've done it, Ferb.
266
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:09,233
We've brought the entire convention
center to the brink
267
00:12:09,257 --> 00:12:11,468
of an inter-genre geek war.
268
00:12:11,718 --> 00:12:14,512
It's up to us to extend the olive branch
of diplomacy.
269
00:12:14,721 --> 00:12:17,265
I'll go talk to Buford
and you can talk to Baljeet.
270
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May the luck of Slafon be with you.
271
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Always.
272
00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:22,228
Ducky Momo plushies!
273
00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:24,230
Momo collectible card game!
274
00:12:24,564 --> 00:12:27,776
Momo, the Movie!
Oh, the Momo-ness of it all!
275
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The sheer Momo-sity!
276
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Ducky Momo!
277
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- Wait for me!
- Suzy!
278
00:12:34,783 --> 00:12:37,077
Oh, that poor sap in the costume.
279
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,870
I love you, Ducky Momo!
280
00:12:38,954 --> 00:12:40,038
She's relentless.
281
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:41,957
Hey, no cutting!
282
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,875
I wanna see inside your head.
283
00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:46,586
These Momo nuts are such an embarrassment.
284
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:47,879
Seriously.
285
00:12:48,255 --> 00:12:49,756
Ducky Momo.
286
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,009
Where are you? Ducky Momo?
287
00:12:54,386 --> 00:12:56,763
Ducky Momo!
288
00:12:59,849 --> 00:13:02,227
Ha! Now, if I could just find
289
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:05,605
one piece of Ducky Momo merchandise
I don't already have,
290
00:13:05,939 --> 00:13:08,233
all this would be totally worth it.
291
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:10,527
I've got to get to Buford,
but how do I approach him?
292
00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:12,821
Working on your battle strategy,
Phineas?
293
00:13:12,988 --> 00:13:16,533
What? No, I mean… Yes. Yes, I am.
294
00:13:16,783 --> 00:13:18,868
In fact, there's a way
you can help me with it.
295
00:13:19,077 --> 00:13:20,328
Me? Help you?
296
00:13:20,412 --> 00:13:22,372
My manipulator/grasper
297
00:13:22,455 --> 00:13:24,124
is at your command.
298
00:13:24,207 --> 00:13:26,418
Great! We'll need to modify
your costume a bit
299
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,877
to get you behind enemy lines.
300
00:13:28,128 --> 00:13:29,379
Enemy lines?
301
00:13:29,462 --> 00:13:31,339
Excuse me, Mr. Barbarian, sir.
302
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:34,676
Why did you disturb my brooding
on the eve of war, stumpling?
303
00:13:35,051 --> 00:13:37,304
I come bearing a message.
304
00:13:38,054 --> 00:13:39,180
Witchcraft!
305
00:13:39,306 --> 00:13:40,682
What trickery is this?
306
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:43,226
Greetings, Almighty Odof Underhump.
307
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,729
Phineas, you're kind is not welcome here.
308
00:13:45,812 --> 00:13:47,897
Just hear me out,
in a theatrical landscape
309
00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:50,609
that's drowning in comedy, romance,
and thought provoking
310
00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:52,402
geekological docu-dramas,
311
00:13:52,611 --> 00:13:54,863
Finkies and Speckies are all outcasts.
312
00:13:55,113 --> 00:13:56,364
They should be friends.
313
00:13:56,656 --> 00:13:58,867
There are no friends
in these halls, Phineas.
314
00:13:59,075 --> 00:14:02,454
There are only my people and those
who must be destroyed.
315
00:14:02,662 --> 00:14:04,623
- But that's…
- Hold your words, outlander.
316
00:14:04,706 --> 00:14:07,876
Once Odof Underhump has made a hasty
and ill-informed decision,
317
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:09,502
he cannot be swayed.
318
00:14:09,711 --> 00:14:12,589
Go home, Finkie. Your kind
isn't welcome here.
319
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,634
Did you see that?
320
00:14:15,717 --> 00:14:17,177
He just vanished.
321
00:14:17,302 --> 00:14:19,846
He must be employing
some kind of cloaking device.
322
00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:23,183
No, it's an elfin cape of invisibility.
Duh!
323
00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:25,644
My time is limited, magician.
324
00:14:25,727 --> 00:14:29,189
I must gather my positronic impulses
for the coming battle.
325
00:14:29,481 --> 00:14:30,482
Speak.
326
00:14:31,232 --> 00:14:34,653
Ha! You cannot charm me
with your silver tongue, Elf Prince.
327
00:14:35,654 --> 00:14:38,990
And your magic rune signs have no power
in this dimension.
328
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,869
This conversation is over!
329
00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,329
Transport him away!
330
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:52,420
This day isn't turning out
like I hoped at all.
331
00:14:52,504 --> 00:14:53,713
I know how you feel.
332
00:14:53,797 --> 00:14:56,424
Clive Addison! We're your biggest fans!
333
00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:59,219
Thanks, man. It's just too bad
there aren't more of you out there.
334
00:14:59,302 --> 00:15:02,430
That's crazy. Everyone here
loves your work.
335
00:15:02,514 --> 00:15:04,808
In fact, the only reason
they're not in line to see you
336
00:15:04,891 --> 00:15:08,103
is that they're about to go to war
over which of your movies is better.
337
00:15:08,186 --> 00:15:09,497
Oh, man, I don't want to hear that.
338
00:15:09,521 --> 00:15:11,106
I became a special effects artist
339
00:15:11,189 --> 00:15:14,025
to join the nations of this Earth together
in peace and hope.
340
00:15:14,317 --> 00:15:16,236
Well, what other reason
is there for creating
341
00:15:16,319 --> 00:15:18,363
cool visual effects
for film and television?
342
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:21,366
Special effects! That's it!
343
00:15:21,449 --> 00:15:24,536
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do from
this point in the day on.
344
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:32,252
And we better do it fast. Look!
345
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:37,382
D The sun blazes red
On the convention center *
346
00:15:37,465 --> 00:15:41,678
* As red as the blood of all who enter *
347
00:15:41,761 --> 00:15:45,890
* That's pumped through the hearts
Into this fearless choir *
348
00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:50,145
* It's the size and the shape
Of a fist clenched in iron *
349
00:15:50,228 --> 00:15:54,149
* That's raised to the sky
In faith and in duty *
350
00:15:54,232 --> 00:15:58,403
* That holds that red sun
In all its beauty *
351
00:15:58,486 --> 00:16:02,449
* A beauty we all must ignore *
352
00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:06,745
* As we take the last steps to war *
353
00:16:06,828 --> 00:16:10,332
* 'Cause our movie's better than yours *
354
00:16:10,415 --> 00:16:13,460
* No, our movie's better than yours *
355
00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:15,211
* Our movie's better *
356
00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:18,965
* Our movie's better than yours *
357
00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:23,553
* No, our movie's better than yours *
358
00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:27,515
* Our movie's better than yours d.
359
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:30,185
You cannot resist our superior technology!
360
00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:34,189
Smell my barbarian pits!
361
00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:36,274
Yuck!
362
00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:37,525
Let's do this!
363
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,069
Ready?
364
00:16:39,986 --> 00:16:42,030
The coast is…
I don't believe it.
365
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:45,867
That's the rare Ducky Momo
commemorative plate,
366
00:16:45,951 --> 00:16:47,871
where they accidentally
printed the wrong saying.
367
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,206
Score!
All I have to do is get over there
368
00:16:51,289 --> 00:16:53,375
without drawing too much attention
to myself.
369
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:55,585
Charge!
370
00:17:24,572 --> 00:17:26,616
Charge again!
371
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,251
Eat laser, Hymie Silverman!
372
00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:41,464
Ha, ha! That gives me
a five points weapons skills advantage!
373
00:17:41,798 --> 00:17:43,008
You lose an arm!
374
00:17:43,091 --> 00:17:44,342
Fine, it'll be back.
375
00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:47,012
Odof Underhump
has a healing factor of eight.
376
00:17:47,262 --> 00:17:50,640
And now to present
his various new pro-ninja vampire laws,
377
00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:54,311
here he is, the totally for-real mayor.
378
00:17:54,686 --> 00:17:56,688
Freeze, punk-fake mayor guy!
379
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,231
You want me?
380
00:17:58,315 --> 00:18:00,400
You come get me.
381
00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:02,652
- Wait a minute, hold on a second.
- OK, what?
382
00:18:02,902 --> 00:18:04,487
You can't just throw a giant monster
383
00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:06,257
into a story because you're stuck
for an ending.
384
00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:07,574
It's lazy. It's lazy writing.
385
00:18:13,705 --> 00:18:15,040
What is that thing?
386
00:18:15,123 --> 00:18:17,584
I do not know. Those readings
make no sense.
387
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:19,044
That's a pencil sharpener.
388
00:18:19,127 --> 00:18:21,588
How is that information helpful
at this juncture?
389
00:18:21,671 --> 00:18:23,340
On second thought, I love it.
390
00:18:23,423 --> 00:18:26,235
You may have tied me up next to this…
What is this, a beaver or something?
391
00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:28,428
And pitched me a TV series
against my will.
392
00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:30,156
Not to mention, holding up
the autograph line.
393
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,724
But my advanced TV executive
instincts tell me
394
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,142
your show is gonna be a big hit.
395
00:18:34,309 --> 00:18:38,355
Yes! I'm gonna have my own show
on television.
396
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,523
And then, all of these fans
397
00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:43,818
will be so enamored of me,
they will do my bidding.
398
00:18:45,654 --> 00:18:46,947
This is actually happening.
399
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:51,159
I am going to rule the Tri-State Area.
400
00:18:51,326 --> 00:18:53,787
Just a thought though.
Can we give the platypus a girlfriend?
401
00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:55,288
What? Never!
402
00:18:55,538 --> 00:18:57,791
Oh, suddenly you know my characters
better than me?
403
00:18:57,874 --> 00:18:59,501
Forget it! I'm no sell-out!
404
00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:01,503
I just crassly calculated
commercial appeal
405
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,380
in a mad quest for financial gain.
406
00:19:03,463 --> 00:19:07,092
No, no, my artistic integrity and I
are out! Peace!
407
00:19:11,888 --> 00:19:14,266
Buford, just what do you think
you are doing?
408
00:19:14,349 --> 00:19:15,934
What does it look like?
I'm running away
409
00:19:16,017 --> 00:19:18,778
hoping that while the monster is busy
eating my friends, I can escape.
410
00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,814
Is that what Odof Underhump would do?
411
00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:25,402
No. No, it's not. He'd never run
from a fight.
412
00:19:25,485 --> 00:19:28,571
Exactly! No hero would,
no matter what the genre.
413
00:19:28,738 --> 00:19:30,323
And neither will we.
414
00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:31,491
We will win.
415
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:33,910
- Fantasy!
- And science fiction!
416
00:19:33,994 --> 00:19:35,036
Together!
417
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,539
Archers, regroup and protect
the left flank!
418
00:19:37,622 --> 00:19:40,250
Ion laser cannons, push him back
to the center!
419
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,210
- That'll be $15.
- Here.
420
00:19:42,294 --> 00:19:45,797
So, you a fan of Ducky Momo?
421
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,882
No. Why do you ask?
422
00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:58,351
It's working! Look,
423
00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:00,687
they've joined together
to defeat our monster.
424
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,398
Oh, guys, this is so cool.
425
00:20:03,481 --> 00:20:05,692
Watch this, man, I'm gonna make him
lurch to the right.
426
00:20:06,026 --> 00:20:10,905
What is that thing? It's like a nightmare
or a lucid dream!
427
00:20:11,197 --> 00:20:13,116
Of course, Phineas and Ferb!
428
00:20:13,658 --> 00:20:15,869
Rootah dez-tu valoomus!
429
00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:17,787
Rootah dez-tu valoomus!
430
00:20:18,371 --> 00:20:21,041
Brother! Rootah dez-tu valoomus!
431
00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:23,585
What are you dweebs doing?
432
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:25,795
Don't you get it? This is all baloney.
433
00:20:25,879 --> 00:20:27,380
It's just special effects.
434
00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:30,425
And even if it were real, what good would
this stuff do?
435
00:20:30,508 --> 00:20:32,886
Plastic blasters, rolling dice?
436
00:20:32,969 --> 00:20:35,972
You think you could stop a thing like that
by wading a wand and saying,
437
00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:37,891
"Oogie woogie boogie?"
438
00:20:39,935 --> 00:20:41,329
I can't believe that actually worked.
439
00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:42,354
Huh?
440
00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:44,272
Ducky Momo defeated the monster!
441
00:20:44,773 --> 00:20:47,067
My people have much to learn
from your people.
442
00:20:47,484 --> 00:20:49,569
You must tell me how to shoot
a blaster someday.
443
00:20:49,861 --> 00:20:52,906
Absolutely. And you can teach me
how to yield a club.
444
00:20:52,989 --> 00:20:55,200
I'm afraid that information
is proprietary.
445
00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:58,286
Look, everybody, it's me,
Candace Flynn.
446
00:20:58,370 --> 00:20:59,829
I'm who you love.
447
00:21:00,038 --> 00:21:02,207
And I love Ducky Momo.
448
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:06,044
She's a teenager and she came dressed
as Ducky Momo.
449
00:21:06,127 --> 00:21:09,839
Oh, that's lame even if she did save us.
450
00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:12,175
She came dressed as Ducky Momo.
451
00:21:12,259 --> 00:21:13,760
Negative.
452
00:21:13,969 --> 00:21:15,428
Man, fickle crowd.
453
00:21:15,637 --> 00:21:17,973
Candace, that was so cool.
454
00:21:18,056 --> 00:21:19,224
Oh, hey, Jeremy.
455
00:21:19,307 --> 00:21:21,476
You're not too embarrassed
to talk to Ducky Momo?
456
00:21:21,559 --> 00:21:24,104
Maybe Ducky Momo isn't really
that lame after all.
457
00:21:24,396 --> 00:21:26,231
Someone else seems
to really like him, too.
458
00:21:27,315 --> 00:21:30,235
I love you, Ducky Momo.
459
00:21:31,152 --> 00:21:33,446
Ducky Momo loves you too, Suzy.
460
00:21:34,114 --> 00:21:36,283
I gotta say, guys, that was hands down
461
00:21:36,366 --> 00:21:38,076
the best special effects show ever.
462
00:21:38,159 --> 00:21:39,286
And I've been a burning man.
463
00:21:39,577 --> 00:21:41,788
Your holo-projection device is brilliant.
464
00:21:41,871 --> 00:21:44,958
Thanks, Mr. Addison. That means the world
coming from you.
465
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,769
Well, it' just really clear
that you two are gonna have
466
00:21:46,793 --> 00:21:49,462
an amazing career in special effects
ahead of you.
467
00:21:49,546 --> 00:21:51,566
Now, if that's what you want,
give me a call in ten years,
468
00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:53,150
I'll hire the both of you in a heartbeat.
469
00:21:53,174 --> 00:21:55,093
Actually, what I'd love to do is direct.
470
00:21:55,468 --> 00:21:56,720
Oh, you and me, both.
471
00:21:57,137 --> 00:22:00,890
We now return to
The Platypus & his Girlfriend.
472
00:22:00,974 --> 00:22:02,434
Now, Mr. Mayor,
473
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:07,355
I will saw the amazingly
handsome Platydini in half!
474
00:22:08,898 --> 00:22:11,484
He was right, this is better.
475
00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:13,236
I should've sold out.
476
00:22:14,696 --> 00:22:16,656
D Ducky Mo Ducky Momo *
477
00:22:17,824 --> 00:22:19,743
* Ducky Mo Ducky Momo *
478
00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:22,579
* Ducky Mo Ducky Momo *
479
00:22:23,747 --> 00:22:25,832
* He's your very best friend *
480
00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:32,005
* Who's the happy time toy toy
For every girl and boy boy? *
481
00:22:32,672 --> 00:22:35,133
* Who is the fuzzy and joyness *
482
00:22:35,258 --> 00:22:38,470
* Make fun with Ducky Momo *
483
00:22:38,553 --> 00:22:40,388
* Ducky Mo Ducky Momo *
484
00:22:41,598 --> 00:22:44,100
* He's your very best friend *