* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
I dunno, Stacy, between busting my brothers and trying to make
Jeremy my boyfriend in time for school,
I just can't seem to get anything done this summer.
Like my Jeremy and me scrapbook.
I mean, I have cute pictures of Jeremy and cute pictures of me,
but no cute pictures of both of us being cute together.
It's a real problem. But time to check on Phineas and Ferb.
Standing around, dorking it up, boring.
There's just too much for one person to do.
If only there were two of me,
one to bust my brothers and one to be with Jeremy.
Look at what Baljeet did to my candy bar!
He got his peanut butter on my chocolate.
Look at this mess! Look at it!
Buford, peanut butter and chocolate are really good together.
I don't want to taste two things at one time.
That's unnatural.
Well, you're in luck. We just finished our Molecular Separator.
It's our cool new machine that breaks things down into their component parts.
We used it to separate a mule into a horse and a donkey.
And to separate shampoo plus conditioner into shampoo and conditioner.
Ferb.
Witchcraft!
Try it.
Well?
Singular goodness.
Why don't you grab your peanut butter and your swimsuit,
and meet me at the flagpole.
Come on, let's see what else we can separate.
Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has been seen at the Danville public pool,
installing some kind of new device.
We need you to get there immediately. Good luck, Agent P.
Those kids are so busted! All I have to do is bring this to Mom.
Wow, it's heavier than I thought.
Must bust Phineas and Ferb.
Ah, Jeremy.
Perry the Platypus. I'm glad you're here.
I'm just in line for the high dive.
You see, it reminds me of the high dive I knew as a kid,
at the Gimmelschtump Public Wetness Maker.
It wasn't so much of a pool, as it was just a…
Well, let's just say, it only had water in it on alternating Thursdays
and leave it at that.
Anyhoo, in Gimmelschtump, jumping from the high dive,
was an important rite of passage.
Are you a man or a schnitzel?
I'm a man, I'm a man.
With all those people looking and laughing at me,
I just couldn't do it.
After that, my father and I became increasingly distant.
Now, I will conquer my fear and jump from the high dive.
But you know, I still don't want any of these people,
to look at me and make fun of me.
So I invented the Look-Awayinator!
You'd think it would attract a lot of attention,
at a public pool, but so far no one's noticed it.
It must be leaking or something.
Whoa!
Anyway, when I do my man making dive,
you can bet that nobody in the Tri-State Area will be looking.
Sure, it will be tough for people who happen to be driving,
plus, brain surgeons might have a problem, too.
But it's really a small price to pay for me becoming a man, right?
You're right. I got to trap you.
Romance! La, la, la, la, la!
Is a Jeremy bedroom.
OMG!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb made me!
Um, I've got some stretch marks that would say otherwise.
No, I mean, they've split me in half.
Well, not like I'm cut in half, but they've made another me!
Hear for yourself. It's for you.
Hi, Jeremy!
Not Jeremy, it's Mom!
Oh, hi, Mom. Here's Candace.
See?
That was a very nice imitation of yourself, Candace.
Love you. Bye.
No, wait! Hello?
Hey, Candace, and hello to you, Candace.
Uh-oh. Ok, Ferb, change of plans.
You need to focus on what's important, you touchy-feely ninny!
Hey, guys, so it appears that there's been a little mishap.
What say, we fire up the old Molecular Splitter in reverse and…
Forget it! I've only got one thing on my mind, and that's busting you!
I'm going to the mall to get mom.
Wait for me!
Well, I guess I know what we're gonna do today.
Got to find Mom.
Got to find Jeremy.
D Me, myself and I don't see eye to eye *
* Me, myself and I don't get along *
* Me, myself and I Can finally say goodbye *
* This collaboration Always felt so wrong *
* There's two of us on a scene *
* And I don't wanna sound mean *
* But I'll tell you that I'm happy without me *
* I've been holding me back *
* But now I'm on my own track *
* We're done *
* The kids are all free *
* From here on out *
* We can both exist peacefully *
* Without all of this trouble *
* And internal strife *
* Now that we're separate *
* We can do anything *
* So don't let the door hit you *
* Have a nice life Have a nice life *
* I'm through with myself I'm better off without her *
* Myself and I *
* I'm through with myself I'm better off without her *
* Myself and I don't get along *
* Without her d.
Hi, Mom, have you seen Jeremy?
Doesn't he work over there at the hot dog stand?
Oh, yeah.
Mom, Mom, have you seen me?
I see you right now.
Weren't you looking for Jeremy?
No!
Wow, twins. That's a handful.
What?
You can go ahead if you want.
I'm not in that much of a hurry.
Uh-huh.
You have fun up there.
- So? - Don't talk to me, mister.
There you go, little girl. Hey, Candace!
Have you seen Candace?
Well, I can see you right now.
No, no, no, no. Not "me" me. The "me" that isn't me.
Uh…
You know, blah, blah, blah. Jeremy is so amazing.
Hearts, rainbows, and unicorns, blah. That me.
Well, gosh, I guess I could say, yes, I have.
Where? Nowhere!
I mean, not today.
Well, if I come back, and I have a flower in my hair,
you tell me!
Find Candace, find mom. Bust, bust, bust!
Hi, Jeremy.
Uh, hey, Candace. You have a flower in your hair.
I know.
Ok, you're kinda scaring me.
I could just stare at you all day long.
Listen, I gotta get back to work,
but if you like, I can swing by your house after I'm done.
Really? I would love that!
Ok then, I'll see you after work.
Something to remember me by?
Ok.
Ok, maybe later.
- Hey, Jeremy. - Hey, Guys.
Have you seen Candace?
Yeah, she was just here.
Was she talking about busting or was she ogling over you?
Uh, both. She said something about going to find the other Candace and mom,
and then she went all wild when I mentioned stopping by tonight.
Great! So if we just find mom, we'll find both Candace's!
Uh, tell them I say hi.
Mister, come on. It's your turn.
Are you some kind of a schnitzel?
I'm a man! Not a schnitzel! I will prove it right now.
Nobody calls me a schnitzel anymore!
I bet he doesn't even know what it means, the little…
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
This isn't as bad as I remember.
It's so much worse!
Schnitzel.
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! She's here! I've got Candace here with me!
Come out and look for yourself!
See? Two of us!
Well, actually, right now I can see four of you.
That slippery vixen. Don't move.
I'll be right back!
Yes, yes, you will.
Bust, bust, bust, bust, bust…
My Jeremy is going to love this.
There she is!
Well, I'm heading out. Want a ride?
But my sugar boo is…
Candace, isn't Jeremy coming over?
You should be home getting ready.
Oh, they're right! Mom, let's go.
How about you kids?
Don't worry. We'll be home soon.
One Candace down, one to go.
Phineas! Ferb! Have you seen the other Candace?
We just saw her. She's driving away with Mom.
If the Molecular Splitter doesn't just disappear when this is over,
we should really consider destroying it.
Agreed.
My Jeremy, my Jeremy, my Jeremy and I will be forever.
My Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy will leave me never.
Ooh, Jeremy. Yay, Jeremy.
What was that noise?
Jeremy's coming. Gotta get ready for Jeremy.
Where is she?
Where is who?
Candace! She was with you in the car!
Yes, she was…
And?
Come on, buddy! Let's go!
Watch out, schnitzel!
Yeah!
Boo-yaa!
Now, that's a man!
Hey, Candace, look who's here early.
Ooh, my Jeremy is here.
I'll be right with you, my love.
She bought it. I guess love is blind.
Ok, ok, I'll show you!
My Turn-Awayinator and I are ready to go!
That's it! Look away!
Fantastic.
Uh, everybody paid up on their insurance.
I taste lilacs.
My Jeremy's here! My Jeremy's here! My Jeremy's here!
Busted! Busted! Busted! Mom!
Ferb, now!
Yikes!
All right, Candace, I'm here.
Now, I'm ready to…
Oh, I didn't realize it would affect me, too! Not ready…
I can't swim! I am a schnitzel! I am a schnitzel!
Curse you and thank you, Perry the Platypus.
D Perry d.
What are we looking at?
I have no idea.
I could've sworn there were more people here.
What did you want, Candace?
Nothing.
Suit yourself.
D I want to sing d.
I try so hard to keep you under wraps.
I can't do anything right, even with two of me.
I can't bust my brothers. I can't even…
There you are, Candace!
Jeremy?
Your mom said you got this picture frame for me at the mall today.
Uh, no, I mean, that wasn't really me. I mean…
Not all of me. I mean… Oh, this isn't coming out right.
Well, I think it's pretty cool.
You do?
The only thing is it needs a picture.
- Anybody got a camera? - We're on it.
Say fromage.
Fromage!
Ok, boys, I'm off to the store for as much Mucus Be Gone as I can carry.
Are you sure you're going to be ok?
No worries, Mom. We'll be perfectly fine.
Well, all right. Bye.
Bye, Mom.
Aw, you guys really are sick.
Oh, you know us.
Nothing can ever keep us down.
That's great. You're completely incapacitated.
That means I have the whole day to myself!
I could spend all day on my Jeremy scrapbook,
or I can work on Jeremy, the board game.
Or I could go to the mall from my hiding place and watch Jeremy work
behind the Weave and Wig.
The possibilities are endless.
This is gonna be the best sick day ever, for me!
Best sick day ever, huh?
Ferb, I know we're gonna…
All right, Ferb, implement our Sick Day Video Game Backup System.
Ready local area network.
What are you doing?
You too, huh?
Where's everyone else?
- Here we are. - Here we are.
So everyone's sick in bed today, huh?
Nah, I'm just lazy.
Cool, I think. Hey, where's Perry?
Agent P, I didn't know you were a germaphobe.
Carl is afraid of germs just like you.
It's not the germs, sir, it's the garlic smell.
If you have something to say, Carl, spit it out!
Uh, never mind, sir.
Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has been seen racking up huge bills,
in Brain, Bath and Beyond,
the area's largest Big Box Mind Control Warehouse store.
Get to the bottom of it. Monogram out.
Ah, Perry the Platypus. I've been expecting you.
Sit anywhere, Perry the Platypus. Make yourself at home.
Wah!
So, what do you think of my Devolitionator?
Not to be confused with my De-Evolutionator,
from a few schemes ago.
You see, volition is our ability to choose what we are going to do.
Whereas evolution…
It's got something to do with monkeys, I think.
But this allows me to take over your volition and control what you do.
Like this, watch.
How do you feel, Perry the Platypus?
Well, it doesn't matter because I'm in control.
Ok, turn, and let's go outside and see what this baby can really do!
And let's make this snappy. I gotta pick up my daughter by 5:00.
You remember Vanessa, right?
You know, you blew me up at her birthday party.
All right, gang, who's wants to go first?
- I want to! - Me! Me!
Let's let the computer decide.
Buford vs. Isabella!
I'm fighting a girl? This will be easy.
Ooh!
Fight-uh!
Patch sash smack attack!
Isabella wins-uh!
In your face, Buford.
D Doofenshmirtz's ex-wife's sports sedan d.
Thanks for driving me to the Scrap yard Invasion party, mom.
Now remember, I won't be able to pick you up afterwards
'cause I'm gonna be getting my nails done.
So, I have your dad picking you up.
Oh, that's cool.
If by cool you mean completely embarrassing me,
in front of the only people whose opinions matter to me.
At least he's trying.
Yes, very trying.
Do you remember the last time he picked me up?
Vanessa, over here!
Hop in.
Uh, don't ask!
Maybe you should just let me off here.
At least I can start the party off with my dignity intact.
Whoops, too late.
Look, it's the only people whose opinions matter to you.
Hey, Johnny.
Hey, Vanessa. Nice ride.
Yeah, hold on to that thought. My dad's picking me up.
Have fun at the dump. Watch out for medical waste.
All right, gang, let's see who's next.
Baljeet vs. Ferb!
Oh, great, it is not like Ferb is an internationally ranked
video game wizard or anything!
Fight-uh!
Baljeet wins-uh!
Ferb, did you let me win to save my fragile, nerdy ego?
Oh, I'd never do that.
Look at all the freaks here.
I know, huh. Our peeps. And look at this.
- We're on the internet. - What?
This whole place is wired. They've got cameras everywhere.
There's like dozens of live feeds.
Here's the crowd dancing. The DJ. Here's the restroom.
Not cool, man.
Wow, this is like the coolest midday scrap yard raid ever.
Ok, Isabella and Baljeet won their battles.
So who am I gonna battle?
Phineas vs. Phineas!
Ok. At least I'm evenly matched.
Fight-uh!
Phineas wins-uh!
I'm kicking my own butt!
Left foot, right foot. Left foot, right foot.
Ok, now, skip!
I'm controlling Perry the Platypus.
And, uh, slap yourself.
Why are you hitting yourself?
I can make you do anything!
Uh, oh, oh!
Eat that gum off the sidewalk.
Oh, gross. You're really going to do it, Perry the Platypus?
That's so unsanitary!
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to do that?
Ooh! Oh, it looks so horrible. I can't look! I can't look!
Stop, stop, Perry the Platypus, stop!
Oh, man, that was great.
Now put it back down and do it again.
Awesome place for a dance party, huh?
Yeah, I just saw a rat.
It's my dad.
Yes, Dad?
Perry the Platypus almost ate gum off the sidewalk!
Is that what you called to tell me?
No, no, I just called to remind you
that I'll be picking you and your Visigoth friends up after the dance.
Dad, it's Goths, not Visigoths.
And they're punks, not Goths!
Ah, sorry, Elrik,
I thought they were Visigoths,
but you're not going to impress the punks. You're free to go.
But I still get my day raise.
See, this is what it's like having a teenage daughter,
you're never cool enough.
Anyway, why are you hitting yourself?
Why are you hitting yourself?
Perry the Platypus, I can't believe you removed the shopping cart,
from the supermarket parking lot.
You must be feeling so evil.
Oh, look at the time! I've got to go pick up Vanessa.
Mush, Perry the Platypus! Mush!
A junk yard!
Why can't they have the party in a nice place, like the Caribou Lodge?
You ever been to the Caribou Lodge, Perry the Platypus?
They have a nice spread there.
Sweet ride, dude.
Thank you. Platypus power.
Uh-oh.
Batteries are low. Hmm.
Take five, Perry the Platypus.
That was…
Uh-oh, power surge.
No, wait! Ooh, a Perry level. Nice graphics.
Ok, Perry the Platypus, all charged up and ready to…
Oh, great. Now what's wrong with it?
I didn't do that.
I did that! But I only seem to have control of his left arm.
Let me try. Cool. I've got control of his left leg.
I've got his right arm.
Why are you hitting yourself?
Ferb's got right leg.
Oh, I have got back and forth.
What's wrong with him? Stop that. Stop it!
What is the goal of this game?
I'm not sure.
Who cares! Let's just fight that old pharmacist.
Sure. This must be the boss level.
All right, guys, we work as a team on this one.
Uh-oh!
Ready, stance, now taunt and jump!
Great leap, leg team.
I bet those flies are power ups.
Let's see.
Ugh, Perry the Platypus. Gross!
That's worse than sidewalk gum.
Oh, yeah!
Perry the Platypus, what's gotten into you?
He's trying to get away!
Not on our watch.
Now, now, Perry the Platypus.
Eat pig iron, old pharmacist.
Stay back, Perry the Platypus! Back!
Buford. I'm on it.
On my mark, guys.
- Baljeet, in! - Roger.
Wait! Why are you moving so deliberately?
Legs, jump, Buford!
Yeah, finish him off, Ferb!
Nice one!
We won, gang!
And if I may be so bold, I claim the right to throw Perry's hat in the air.
Huh, game over, I guess.
Dad?
That's your dad? No.
I was at the Caribou Lodge once and it was just like this.
Dad, why?
Who's up for charades?
Perry the Platypus, what are you doing down here?
Dad?
Oh, hi, Vanessa.
Dad, what are you doing?
D Well, I'll be honest I don't really understand *
* But I fell down this hill Now I got glue on my hands *
* And I've got records on my fingers *
- d What? d. - D Records on my fingers *
* I've got records on my fingers *
* And I just can't stop *
- d Don't stop! D. - D I can't stop *
* I've got a platypus controlling me *
* What? *
* I've got a platypus controlling me *
* Now let me sum it up *
* It was a strange set of circumstances *
* Strange set of circumstances *
* I fell down the hill I got glue on my hands *
* Now I've got records on my fingers *
* And I just can't stop *
* Don't stop, don't stop *
* Well, I would if I was able *
* There's a platypus controlling me *
* He's underneath the table *
* There's a platypus Controlling him *
* What? d.
Oh, I get it.
Platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down.
D The corporations are a platypus *
* The government's a platypus *
* Your teacher is a platypus *
* My teacher is a panda *
* The society is a platypus *
* My parents are a platypus *
* The media is a platypus *
* It's all this propaganda *
* Yeah, we all got a platypus Controlling us *
* Just me *
* We all got a platypus controlling us *
* I'd stop if I was able *
* We all got a platypus controlling us
* I'm not speaking metaphorically *
* The platypus controlling me is underneath the table d.
Wait! Oh, wait, no, he's gone!
D Hey, there's no platypus Controlling me *
* There's no platypus controlling me d.
Your dad's kinda cool.
You're my punk rock boyfriend,
you're not supposed to think my dad is cool.
It only matters that I think he's cool.
She thinks I'm cool.
Well, it looks like all our fevers are broken.
Except for Buford who managed to get sick by laying in bed all day.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Just in time for your walk.
D Well, I'll be honest I don't really understand *
* But I fell down this hill Now I got glue on my hands *
* And I've got records on my fingers *
- d What? D. - D Records on my fingers *
* I've got records on my fingers *
* And I just can't stop *
- d Don't stop! D. - D I can't stop *
* I've got a platypus controlling me *
* What? *
* I've got a platypus controlling me *
* Now let me sum it up *
* It was a strange set of circumstances *
* Strange set of circumstances *
* I fell down the hill I got glue on my hands *
* And I got records on my fingers *
* And I just can't stop *
* Don't stop, don't stop *
* Well, I would if I was able *
* There's a platypus controlling me *
* He's underneath the table *
* What? *