* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Imagine you're a teenager, 1957.
You place your shiny, hard-earned nickel into the coin slot.
Think of it, all your favorite bands,
playing all their greatest hits at any time you want.
You make your selection, guiding your chosen 45 rpm disc,
onto the magical turning table, center stage.
Then, like a gentle nurse, an arm holding a needle lowers itself,
and finds its way into the groove.
You turn around, knowing the song you've chosen,
more than anything else, tells the world what you are all about.
D I'm a jammy lad, I've got the smashing bird *
* And my trousers are mobbed and groovy d.
Hmm? And this leads directly to the 1960s.
Oh, well, time to get this beaut to the antique shop. Ta, boys!
All your favorite bands playing all their greatest hits any time you want.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry?
Morning, Agent P! We have a situation.
The Royal Princess Baldegunde of Druselstein is in town.
She's here to give the Druselsteinian Favorite Son Award
to Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz
during the unveiling of the new Danville Opera House.
We assume Dr. Doofenshmirtz will do something to disrupt the ceremony.
He's been buying up all the claw machines in the Tri-State Area.
We don't know exactly what his plan is, but do the math!
Princess! Opera House! Claw machine! Stuffed animal!
You put that together and you get,
a Claw Princess Animal… A Stuffed Claw House…
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh!
Or a Singing Animal Claw!
- A Singing Claw! - Clawpera House!
- With a stuffsis… - A Clawing House Stuffy. It's terrifying!
You must stop Doofenshmirtz and make sure the princess is safe.
We don't actually have a photo of her, but whatever.
She's a 15-year-old girl. They all pretty much look alike.
Carl! Put up a picture of a 15-year-old girl.
Uh, now put a crown on her. There! There's your princess.
Oh, wait, sir, I found a picture of the actual princess.
All right, put it up there. Oh! Wow! What are the odds?
Well, it is a cartoon, sir.
What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall, Carl?
Sorry, sir.
At 2:00, you have a Gala Ball.
At 2:30 you have Premiere Gala.
At 3:00, you have Gala-Gala Oxen Free.
Yes, yes. But when do we make shopping at fun American mall time?
Well, we have 11 minutes until gala gathering,
so, maybe we make six minutes for American shopping at mall.
Oh, thank you, Royal Fake-Daddy- chaperone-servant Guiserblint.
Ah, Stacy, I tell my mom I'm heading to the mall to get some makeup,
and she hands me a list of other stuff I have to get.
Why do I have to do everything?
Shop at the mall, bust my brothers.
Technically, you don't have to bust your brothers.
Oh, really, Stacy?
Well, they're not gonna bust themselves!
Oh, great! A sale!
Now, guess who's gonna have to go in there and try stuff on?
Call you later, Stace.
Since I have to do everything!
You are my doppelganger!
Your doppel-who?
My mythological exact twin! My double who walks Earth same as me.
Whoa! Cool! I wonder if I have a doppelganger, too.
Yes, that is me. We are for each other doppelgangers.
Wait a second, does this mean if we accidentally touch,
We'll rip apart the very fabric of the universe?
Maybe…
We live!
I am Princess Baldegunde of Druselstein.
And I am Candace of Flynn.
We should hang out today and make freaking out on unsuspecting passers-by.
I'd love to, but I gotta finish shopping and get back to my brothers,
who are making some impossible thing in the backyard.
You make life like American teenage girls on TV.
For me, I do nothing, because everything is done for me at clap of hands.
Yes, Your Highness?
No, no, sorry. You may go.
I may go.
See? I never get to do anything for myself.
And I have to do everything for myself.
I got it!
Let's go to the Laundromat and fill the dryers with cheese!
What? No! Let us trade lives.
Oh! I thought for sure, on same page we were.
Hmm. Come, Candace of Flynn.
Oh! Trade lives! Yeah, good.
Wow! Never before has such cheap fabric touched royal skin.
This is like I'm wearing a cloud of butter.
Say, don't princesses need to know a lot of manners and stuff?
Nope. All you need is this.
They come. Remember, clap, clap.
Good luck.
Did you enjoy your six minutes in the mall, Your Royal Highness?
Yes… I am.
Bring me a glass of water.
And a cracker!
Ok, bring me an x-ray of a kangaroo with three legs.
No, no, the kangaroo has three legs. Ah! There you go.
I guess we could send out invitations,
But that's the good thing about a giant jukebox.
You build it, the party comes to you.
Pinnayus and Ferb! Just look at you two!
You two are my younger brothers!
And of course, I am Candace, your big sister, am I not?
Yes…
"Yes" is correct! And shall we play together today, yes?
Um, sure. We're gonna construct a giant jukebox here in the backyard.
Oh, goody! Giant construction project is my most favorite game!
Hey, Phineas, whatcha doing?
Today, we shall make play here in the back yard as constructor persons.
And we shall make a giant-sized jukebox.
It is a most joyful way for all of us to make play, is it not?
I'm out of here.
D Doofenshmirtz in a blimp again d.
Ah! Perry the platypus! It's ironic that you look like a stuffed animal,
in one of these claw machine games.
And by "ironic", I mean totally flat-out 'ronic.
And speaking of claw machines, I've gathered up
all the arcade claw machines in the Tri-State Area.
To make one giant Super Claw… Inator.
My fascination with these started when I was just a little boy.
Back in Gimmelshtoomp,
one day when I was walking through the Claw Machine District,
something caught my eye.
In this machine that usually just has rocks in it,
there was an actual teddy bear.
- Ah! - Fortunately, I had with me my allowance,
which I'd been saving for a whole year.
One three-cent coin.
I dropped it into a slot and carefully maneuvered the claw,
towards the beckoning fuzzy grail!
Odds were against me, but then it happened!
The miracle!
The claw grabbed the stuffed animal! It was mine!
Then, like a knight of yore,
I gallantly gave the prize to my beloved mother,
who immediately turned around and gave it to my brother, Roger.
I was crushed as I watched Roger produce a big red marker,
and write his name on the toy, and then afterwards,
proceed to do the same to my mother, claiming both as his own,
and effectively shutting me out of the family dynamic.
So now, with my giant claw,
I will wreak vengeance on my brother,
And take away his giant Opera House!
So, what's new with you?
And where would you like your bucket of gold?
Yeah, just put it there at the end.
Ok, you can go now.
Wow! I've been given all this power.
And how I've chosen to use it is to run through gold coins barefoot.
I'm a genius!
Ok, now I hammer. Hammer! Hammer!
Your legs do not appear to be broken.
You are right! Broken, they are not!
I can be fetching hammer for myself, can I not?
Here I go. Never so much fun have I had!
Wow! Candace really seems to be enjoying herself today.
And she seems to have acquired,
an upper-class Druselsteinian speech pattern.
Yeah. Let's just go with it.
D Going to the Opera House d.
Come on, Perry, sing along.
Wait. What are you doing? Whoa!
Got to reach controls…
See, everything works with the "woots."
- Hey! Hey, let go of that! - See, I'm telling ya.
And the giant jukebox is done.
Now all we need to do, is fill it with music.
Hello, cute blonde boy with guitar.
Hey, cute redhead, talking funny.
See you after the set.
Her Majesty would like to run through gold with no shoes?
Nah! Been there, done that.
Wow! Absolute power bores absolutely.
Hello?
Candace? I need to ask you question.
How is pronounce the name of cute blonde boy with guitar?
What cute blonde boy?
The one with band! Is it "Jer-emmy" or "Ger-mee"?
It's pronounced, "Stay away from him!"
Hello? Hello?
Ok, that tears it.
That's enough princess for today. I want my life back.
Your Majesty! City Hall Opera Gala is about to begin.
Stay away from Jeremy!
Is this a giant jukebox? Have you told Mom yet?
I should be telling of the mother?
Wait, stay right here! I'll be right back.
Your Highness! Your Highness!
Ceremony is about to start!
We go now!
You're messing up my trajectory!
Mom! Mom! Giant jukebox! Come on! Come on!
You missed it.
Giant jukebox, doppelganger, everything, all gone.
Cool.
To celebrate the linking of the two cultures,
and the lifetime achievements of Roger Doofenshmirtz,
will you please join me in welcoming
Princess Baldegunde of Druselstein!
Like Roger Doofenshmirtz, I grew up in a very different country.
Perry the Platypus! Stop it!
I have to put down this jukebox so I can pick up the Opera House!
I did it! I, not strictly according to plan,
But I still, I have disrupted the ceremony.
See, everything works with the "woot-woots."
It is a jukebox! It is our jukebox!
Oh, this is most wonderful!
Citizens of Danville, I had been come here today
to give you long, boring speech, but no longer.
Instead, I give to you
25 American cents.
Time for everybody to make play as happy dancing persons!
Here is cute blonde boy with guitar!
Here we go!
D Beautiful, kind and gentle *
* And loving and softness *
* And sweetness and candy and gum d.
A giant jukebox! They built it!
Let's bring the party to them!
D And bunnies and happy songs we can all hum d.
Oh! Oh, no! Everyone is enjoying themselves!
Even Roger! Oh, my plan has failed!
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
D Slow down and look around you d.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
I'm glad you weren't in the jukebox, wherever that went.
Well, I think that's it. You have both our cell phone numbers,
All emergency contacts,
and the number of the hotel, we'll be staying in
at the Antique Showerhead Convention.
What do you plan on doing tonight?
I thought I'd have a few friends over,
like Stacy and Jenny. Is that Ok?
Sure, but no wild parties.
Well, guess I'll have to cancel the death metal band and the fire dancers.
I kid!
Lawrence, you're not wearing that on the plane.
I'm not on the plane yet.
We'll be back this time tomorrow.
Mom and Dad, your cab is here.
Bye, hon! You're in charge!
Mind your sister, boys.
Bye!
Hey, Stace. What are you doing tonight?
You and Jenny wanna come over and just hang out?
Do you need any help with entertaining or snacks?
Listen, under no circumstances do I want you to do anything crazy,
Or anything at all, for that matter!
Just go up to your room and out of my hair. Vamoose!
You sure? We could make a nacho launcher. Or a dip fountain!
- No. - How about a wasabi slide?
No! Sorry about that, Stace.
Come over around…
Oh, wait, I have another call. Hello?
How about a mustard-go-round?
- Phineas! - Ok. Hey! Where's Perry?
Come in, Agent P!
We've been having some trouble with our tubes getting mixed up,
with the city duct system.
We can't be 100% sure where you'll end up.
Perry the Platypus?
Where are you, Agent P?
Great googly moogly!
Well, hang tight, I'll give you your mission.
Doofenshmirtz is up to no good.
He's been seen snooping around a neighborhood apartment building.
Around a neighborhood apartment building.
Yes, yes, I've been doing that.
He's also been buying electrical equipment…
Buying electrical equipment,
and checking movie starting times online!
Let me tell it!
I want to tell it! I want to tell it!
Doofenshmirtz, that is… Wait…
La, la, la, la…
So, get him, Agent P! And good luck!
- Thank you. - Not you.
Too late, I'm lucky now.
You like that? I call it the Trap-a-lounger!
'Cause it's loungy and trappy, all at the same time!
I took the liberty of bringing some DVDs for our party-viewing pleasure.
Uh, it's not a party.
For our not-a-party viewing pleasure.
- Candace, this is my cousin, Sarah. - Hello.
She's visiting for the weekend.
Is it Ok if she hangs out with us, too?
Well, my mom said I could have a couple people over.
Sure. Come on in!
Hey, aren't you Phineas and Ferb's sister?
That must be awesome for you.
Yeah, you'd think so, wouldn't ya?
So my mom told me to clean up my room and I didn't have any shoes on,
so I started picking stuff up with my feet
and I turned it into a game with myself, like,
"Can I clean up my whole room with my feet?" And I did.
Oh! It's Coltrane! Hello?
Coltrane and Jeremy's gig got canceled. Can they come over?
Over here? Uh, Coltrane and Jeremy? Hey, what's two more?
Bring it! Awesome!
So, let me tell you, my evil scheme.
Not too long ago, I used to sit right over there,
and watch free movies on the drive-in movie screen across the street.
Of course, I didn't get the sound,
so I'd make up my own dialogue. It was fun.
"Sheila, I love you, but now I have to diffuse this bomb."
See? Good stuff. Gripping!
But now look, they built a giant condominium blocking my view!
I tried to make up dialogue for it…
"I'm a condominium, I'm just standing there." See?
Where's the fun in that?
It's always the same, "I'm a building."
There's no story! And I know what you're thinking,
Why not just move my chair over to that window over there,
with the unblocked view?
Well, then I'd have to move this little table, too, and the lamp.
And this is the only electrical outlet.
It just seems easier to get rid of the building.
So that is why I've invented this, the Go-Away-Inator!
One blast of this ray and that building and everyone in it,
will instantly be transported somewhere else.
Here on this wheel, I've written many undesirable locations.
With one pull of the string, a site is randomly chosen.
And goodbye low-rent condo, hello, Hollywood high-budgets.
Hey, Candace! Thanks for having us over to your party.
Oh, it's not a party,
And I'm glad you and your entire band can make it over.
We wrote a new song. I'd love to test it out on you guys.
Uh, as long as we agree that it's just a test.
This isn't a "party" with a "band" playing.
It's just a small get-together,
and you're just gonna lightly strum a test song.
D It's funny how words are never what's heard d.
Hey, we were just walking by and heard the music.
Isn't this Phineas and Ferb's house?
- Well, yes, but… - Awesome!
Hey, Phineas and Ferb are having a party.
But… But… But, hold on.
It's just an intimate get-together.
- Hey, Phineas and Ferb! - Hey, guys!
A party!
D Press play and record at the same time d.
It's not a party!
This is awesome!
D And capture us both so uneasy d.
Hey!
When we get our own place, it'll be like this every day.
Let's find Candace.
D I'll lose this breath I've been holding d.
No, no! No, keep it down!
Just going to turn it down a little.
D La, la, la d.
Hey, Candace. Cool party!
It's not a party! It's an intimate get-together!
Hey, Candace, thanks so much for hosting this.
Oh, sure. Rock on!
What are you looking at?
If you want to stay down here, sit over there and stay out of the way!
Ok.
Pork rinds coming your way!
Snacks should not be airborne!
Any minute now, Perry the Platypus,
That building will be relocated and I can enjoy my view!
It just needs to warm up.
Let's savor this moment.
Right now, my plan is working, you're trapped,
And the Inator is warming up.
Yes, these are the good moments, Perry the Platypus.
These are the good moments.
Is this the Phineas and Ferb party?
Sure is.
I brought pork rinds.
More pork rinds!
I didn't invite these people. Who are they? Now what?
Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip!
What's going on here?
Yeah!
Stop encouraging them!
We're just eating chips at a party.
Phineas and Ferb's parties rule!
It's not their party, it's my party!
And it's not a party. It's an intimate get-together.
What was that?
Put that down! Pardon me! Use a napkin.
What is my science teacher doing here?
I never miss a Phineas and Ferb party.
First of all, it's not a party.
But if it were a party, it would not be their party! It would be my party!
Candace party! Candace party!
D It's not a party It's an intimate get-together *
Candace party! Candace party!
D Don't call it that It's just a get-together *
Candace party! Candace party!
D Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food *
* Don't make the music in the house go "boom" *
* Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors *
* And please stay out of my room *
* Take your feet off the chair *
* No running in the house *
* Put a coaster under that drink *
* Hey, these chotchkes Aren't for juggling *
* And that's a toilet, not a sink *
* It's not a party It's an intimate get-together *
Candace party! Candace party!
D Don't call it that It's just a get-together
Candace party! Candace party!
Hi, Mom. What? What?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get-together.
D Candace party *
* Hey, what's this in this fishbowl? *
* I said don't play with the remote *
* Hey, close the door Were you born in a barn? *
* Which one of you brought this goat? *
* It's not a party It's an intimate get-together *
Candace party! Candace party!
D Don't call it that It's just a get-together *
Candace party! Candace party!
D Talkin' I, to the N To the T, I, M, A, T, E get-together d.
What?
D I, to the N To the T, I, M, A, T, E Get-together d.
That's right!
It's not a party.
It's for you.
Wait a minute, where are you going?
To the kitchen.
Candace party! Candace party!
- Hello? - Candace?
Mom! Candace? Is that you?
I can barely hear you! What's all that noise?
Candace, are you having a party?
Candace party! Candace party!
No, no, no, no, Mom. It's not a party, it's an intimate get-together.
Candace party! Candace party!
Shut up!
Lawrence, there's something weird going on at home.
I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel our trip and head right back.
Uh, would you like to yank my chain?
Yes. Yes, I would.
Any minute now, my Inator will be all warmed up.
I should have gone solid-state,
But this has got the tubes. It's old-school, Perry the…
Hey, you've escaped!
Everybody out the back way. Let's go! Out! Out! Out!
Great idea, moving the party outside.
It was getting hot in there. Hey guys, let's keep rocking!
Candace party! Candace party!
No! Now they're all partying in the backyard.
Candace party! Candace party!
Why aren't they leaving?
Candace party! Candace party!
They're here.
It's too late, Perry the Platypus, I've pulled the string!
Any second, these condos will disappear,
and I will watch free movies.
And you can't do a thing about it.
- Oh, yeah! - Oh, yeah!
The entire party has disappeared.
Of course! The same divine intervention,
that takes things away for you guys took the party away for me.
I'm saved!
I wonder where the party went.
Some place nice, I hope.
Well, obviously, something's amiss.
Let's review.
The Go-Away-Inator, which missed the condo,
should have zapped whatever it hit to an undesirable location.
Let me check my undesirable location wheel.
Stonehenge, Burbank… My pants?
Why would I even write that there?
Oh, I see, I got it confused with my dry cleaning wheel.
Oh, Ok, but why do I have a dry cleaning wheel?
"I am a dry cleaning wheel, why do I exist?"
Perry the Platypus, be a mensch and push
the reverse button, would you?
Mom and Dad are here.
Hello, Mother, Father.
What are you doing back so soon?
I hope everything's Ok.
Candace party! Candace party!
There's a party behind me, isn't there?
Candace, I trusted you! I can't believe you threw a party!
I didn't throw a party!
Well, then, whose party is it?
Candace party! Candace party!
Young lady, you are so busted!
Tell your friends to go straight home and then go straight up to your room!
Oh, man! Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.
Candace, if it makes you feel any better,
you accidentally threw the most outrageous party of the summer.
Thanks, guys. I'll see you in a week.
Oh! There you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.
Totally! A platypus would have put it over the edge.
Oh, Vanessa, thank goodness you're here.
A platypus has tied me up in my own pants!
How did my life get to a point where that is not a strange sentence to me?
I'm your daughter. I will stop being sarcastic and untie you.
D Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food *
* Don't make the music in the house go "boom" *
* Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors *
* And please stay out of my room *
* Take your feet off the chair *
* No running in the house *
* Put a coaster under that drink *
* Hey, these chotchkes aren't for juggling
* And that's a toilet, not a sink *
* It's not a party It's an intimate get-together *
Candace party! Candace party!
D Don't call it that It's just a get-together
Candace party! Candace party!
D Candace party! d.
That's right!
It's not a party.