D Summer belongs to you d.
Hello.
Hey, Jeremy, it's me, Candace.
Hi, Candace. You realize it's, like, 2:00 a.m. in Paris?
Oops.
Sorry. I was just wondering how your vacation's going.
Actually, it's funny you called,
'cause you were in my dream just now.
Really?
Yeah. It was weird.
You and I were in this Dixieland band, and there was an iguana,
playing an oboe, and…
I gotta go, Jeremy. I'll call you later.
Mom! Did you hear that?
I can't hear anything because of all this road construction!
But, Mom, they've built a giant, rope-jumping robot and it's…
Phineas! Will you turn that thing off? I am trying to bust you!
We can't, it's become self-aware.
The jump-roping was his idea.
Mom! Mom! Mom!
Ok, I'm here. What did you want to tell me?
Backyard, now!
- Excuse me? - Backyard now, please.
I jump, therefore I am.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Right back here, Mom! Look! Here they are!
Hi, kids, did you have fun today?
- Yes. Yes, we did. - Good for you.
I would have been home sooner but it took me an hour
to drive around the road construction in the neighborhood.
It sure would be helpful if they could just make the days a little longer.
Who do I call about that?
Hey, do you mind? We have a visual gag going on here.
Thank you.
Our vacation is more than halfway over,
and what have we accomplished?
Ok, so we built a roller coaster,
we traveled through time twice.
Found Atlantis, blah, blah, blah…
See? We've hardly done anything!
We need a real challenge!
We need to create the biggest, longest,
funnest summer day of all time!
Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.
D Doofenshmirtz in a jet airplane d.
Well, Vanessa, are you looking forward to seeing Tokyo,
on our daddy-daughter trip?
Yeah. I was really hoping for Paris.
I mean, I did drop all those hints,
but I guess Tokyo's more exotic.
Yes, that is why I chose Japan over Paris at the last moment.
That makes perfect sense.
There is no other ulterior motive behind it at all. So, you know…
Uh, this is your captain speaking.
We're expecting a slight delay for our arrival in Tokyo.
Oh, it's always something. Turbulence, headwinds, giant jump-roping robots…
I dangle, therefore I am.
So, Mom, while you're away, I'm in charge, right?
For two whole days?
That's right. Remember, no boys over.
Of course, Mom. Jeremy is in Paris anyway.
So, when you say I'm "in charge,"
what exactly do you mean by that?
Well, to put it simply, I mean you're in charge.
So, if Phineas and Ferb were up to something bust worthy,
and I am, as you say, "in charge,"
I have free rein to call you as many times as necessary?
Quite the contrary, Candace.
Being in charge means you handle things yourself.
Yup. Basically, if you're really in charge
you won't need to call at all.
You see, if the boys are doing something bust worthy,
that means you're not doing your job
and you would be in trouble, too.
Whoa, whoa, heavy.
By busting the boys, I bust myself?
Ah, there's the rub. Right next to the pair of ducks.
I'm also packing this book of puns.
- Bye, kids! - Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!
Have a successful endeavor.
Paris, French girls and Jeremy.
Iguana playing an oboe…
Stacy, I am freaking out here.
I'll be right over.
Cool. Thanks. And could you bring some breakfast?
Hello?
So, Phineas, what you doing up so early?
Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year.
And Ferb and I are gonna make it even longer.
Statue of Liberty? So you built the No.
Oh, wow, that is weird.
Behold, the amazing Sun Beater 3000.
- Wow. - Amazing.
It's a name followed by a big number.
It's fast and it runs on vegetable oil, so it's environmentally friendly.
In this ship, we will travel around the world as the sun does,
making this, the longest day of summer, even longer.
That will give us 24 hours of continuous daylight,
add to that the extra 15 hours we would have had anyway…
That's almost a 40-hour day.
It can't be done. There's only 24 hours in a day, and that's that.
Well, yes and no.
You see, Buford, if you define the day by the passage of the sun,
and we follow the sun by traveling around the world…
Nah, nah, don't try and confuse me with your sorcerer's ways.
There's nothing I've ever seen,
that would make me believe you can pull this off.
Except for that time-machine thing and… oh, and the roller coaster,
but other than that, nothing!
Oh, and the time you played that song when the platypus came back…
Oh, man, nature just bends to your will, doesn't it?
Yeah. Nothing's impossible if you believe you can do it.
Well, I don't believe and therefore it's impossible.
And what's more, I'll bet you can't do it.
- You bet us? - Yeah, I bet you.
And if you lose you're gonna have to stand up in front of everyone
and say that you are governed by the laws of physics,
and summer's not whatever you want to make of it.
And what's more, you gotta spend the rest of your summer doing nothing.
And what happens when we win?
Mmm… I'll eat a bug.
Buford, you'd eat a bug right now if we asked.
- Are you asking? - No.
All right, how about I give you back your bike I took when we were little?
My bike.
- Mine. - No.
How about this? When we make it back here before the sun sets,
you've got to give everyone their bikes back.
Mine was the one with the unusually large front wheel.
I still get to eat the bug though, right?
Sure thing, Buford.
I want the bug.
Phineas, what are you doing?
You're putting your entire world view on the line,
and for what? A bunch of bikes?
And a bug.
Isabella, it isn't about the bikes, it's about my world view.
You see, we've all got to ask ourselves just one question
* What is the summer, really *
* But a tepid month or three *
Clay Aiken?
Yeah, I hired a stunt singer. What do you think?
D And if you agree with Buford *
* That's all it will ever be *
* And we don't need to break The laws of physics *
* To make a day that's longer than a day *
* We can follow that old sun around The circumference of the globe *
* And stop all the naysayers from naysay… *
d… ing *
* Cause I believe we can *
* And that's the measure The measure of a man *
* It may sound far-fetched *
* This thing we've got planned *
* But I believe we can *
- d I believe we can d. - D Ooh, I believe *
- d I believe we can d. - D And that's the measure *
- d The measure of a man d. - D That's the measure of a man d.
Chaka Khan. Nice.
- D To where we began d. - D Ohh *
* Or at least that's the plan *
* Of course *
* First you gonna have To fix this wing, yeah d.
Hey, where's Perry?
Uh, hi, Agent P.
Major Monogram isn't here right now, but he left this note.
"Dear Karl, I haven't been kidnapped,
so don't come looking for him."
"I mean, me."
Kind of weird though, that he took the time,
to cut each letter out of a magazine.
Anywhos, Doof is on vacation
with his daughter in Tokyo right now,
which is where the Annual World Good Guy Convention is being held
and Major Monogram is the keynote speaker.
Coincidence?
A hundred percent yes.
So I guess you got the day off.
All right, you got your breakfast. What's eating you?
Well, you know how Jeremy is in France for another week?
Yeah. So?
Do you know what they have in France?
- The pyramids? - No. French girls.
Come on, Candace, everybody knows that you and Jeremy are an item.
Not officially. He's never even called me his girlfriend.
We never even kissed.
That means that Jeremy is single in Paris,
and surrounded by French girls.
Candace, you've gotta believe in yourself.
What do French girls have that you don't have?
At the moment? Jeremy.
Candace, if you want him to call you his girlfriend,
maybe you should call him your boyfriend.
I can do that? I can use the "B" word first?
- Sure, why not? - Oh, and, Stacy,
pyramids? Really?
Oh, right. That's Belgium, isn't it?
Look at this. It says that the tallest structure in Tokyo,
is the Tokyo Tower. And it even looks like the Eiffel Tower.
See? It's just like we're in France.
Oh, here's my bag now.
I can't believe you brought work with you.
What do you mean?
Dad, you've got some guy tied up here.
No, no, Vanessa, we've got some guy tied up here.
I've got a name, you know.
All right. Vanessa, Major Monogram. Major Monogram, Vanessa.
There, you happy now?
I've never been happy.
Come on, let's go get a taxi.
- I'd prefer a Town Car. - Quiet, you.
Ok, we're getting a slight late start because of the broken wing,
but here's the whole route, with stops in Tokyo and Paris to refuel.
You're going to Paris?
- Yeah. Wanna come? - To the City of Love?
That's what they call it.
You're asking me to go to the City of Love with you?
Yeah. It'll be fun.
Now, let me see if I got this straight.
Hey, Dinnerbell. I'm going with you to make sure you don't cheat.
Ok. So, Baljeet, you wanna come, too?
- Well, not really. - I get one carry-on.
All right, carry on, then.
Did you get that wing fixed yet?
I guess so. We pretty much used up, all the packing tape.
Ok, the clock is ticking, everyone.
Phineas, what is going on here?
We're flying around the world to make the longest, funnest day of summer ever.
Oh, no, no, no. Mom left me in charge,
and I say you and your little friends are not going anywhere!
Hey, Candace. Check out this giant map.
You're going to Paris? France?
That's the plan. We'll have to stop and refuel.
Like I was saying, you and your little friends,
are not going anywhere,
without me!
No, no, no, no, Candace. This is a bad idea.
About as bad as you've ever had in a long line of,
and I love you when I say this,
really, really bad ideas.
Stacy, they're going to Paris! Where Jeremy is!
You promised your mom you'd keep your brothers out of trouble.
What better way to look after them,
than by going along and keeping them out of trouble along the way?
You realize that's a massive rationalization, don't you?
Oh, yeah. Totally. Well, say hi to Jeremy for me.
And, hey, you should stop by and see my cousins in Tokyo.
Ferb, did you get that giant map packed?
Wow. Mad folding skills.
You guys all ready?
Ready for you to lose!
Uh, Ferb?
All right, everyone. Make sure your tray tables are stowed
and your seatbacks are in their full and up…
Ok, girls, we've got roughly 40 hours,
to get this backyard in line and set up for the party.
Let's go, go, go!
Who left her in charge?
Here, make yourself useful.
You know, we're only booked for the hour.
So, what'd you guys think of the Pacific Ocean?
Eh, it's probably, like, my fifth favorite ocean.
Next stop, Tokyo.
It says here that the Tokyo Tower,
is the tallest self-supporting steel structure in the world.
Oh, look down there. That guy just fell off his bike.
But it says nothing about a giant water balloon.
- Dad? - Do you like it?
- We're supposed to be on vacation. - Uh, we'll be on our way,
just as soon as Major Monogram drops this water balloon
on the entire International Good Guy Convention!
I would never pull an elaborate childish prank like that.
It would ruin my reputation, destroy my credit…
Oh, I see where you're going with this.
Yes. And best of all, without your leadership,
it will totally put an end to, uh…
What's the name of your organization again?
The OWCA. The Organization Without a Cool Acronym.
Ok, well, I'm going to put an end to OWCA, I guess.
Wow, that really isn't a cool acronym.
Told you.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tokyo, Japan.
Stacy has family down there. We should visit.
We're one step ahead of you, Candace.
Here we are.
Whoops. I thought it sounded a little grindy and sparky.
Hey, everybody! Phineas and Ferb are here!
Wow. Stacy sure has a lot of cousins.
D Welcome to Tokyo *
* Being glad that you are here *
* We came visiting delightful *
* Us welcome to Tokyo *
* There is a zone of subtropic You'll find it here in Tokyo *
* With 54 inches a month Of rainfall every year d.
Hey, do you guys have any vegetable oil we can use?
We need to refuel.
Oh, sure. Bachan owns a tempura restaurant.
D As for a list of exotic amusements *
* Which makes between the summer there *
* Is here we look at baseball Like the fact that it does *
* Our some people the fact That volleyball is done and is enjoyed *
* When it's hot we spin in water… d.
Thanks a lot! We'll say hi to Stacy for you.
Man, Tokyo's a fun town.
I have no idea what just happened.
No one at the Agency will ever believe,
that I dropped that water balloon.
Oh, but they will.
Because you are going to confess that you did it,
on camera for the world to see!
You can't make me talk.
I have nerves of steel and an iron will
and gold teeth and a copper spleen.
Basically, I'm 35% metal.
Oh, man. It must be hard getting through the airport.
Oh, don't get me started. Anyway, you can't make me talk.
Oh, yeah? "I am Major Monogram.
I dropped that water balloon!"
"I have poopy pants!"
- Eh? - Well, I stand corrected.
That was actually very convincing.
Dad, this entire trip has been about your work.
That's it. If you don't wanna spend time with me,
then I don't wanna spend time with you!
Vanessa, where are you going?
I'm going to the airport and I'm flying to Paris.
Hey, Perry. Alone if I have to.
Vanessa, wait!
You have all the traveler's checks.
Traveler's checks? Really?
Uh, did I say traveler…
Uh, no, no, I do want to spend time with you.
Look, look. I'll drop the water balloon, right now and we'll get go…
Cheese and crackers.
Oh, excuse me, you two, but, uh,
should that button be blinking like that?
Yep, that means it's working.
Oh, this can't be good.
No! Vanessa!
No!
Oh, they caught her! They caught her!
- Ferb? - Vanessa?
No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.
Thanks, guys. It's a good thing we came along when we did.
So, where can we drop you?
I don't know, where are you guys going?
Well, we're off to Paris to refuel and then back to Danville.
- Can I just come with you? - Sure.
Wait, wait. You saved her, and now you're running off with her like…
Oh! I've very mixed feelings about you!
Uh, Perry the Platypus. How did you get here?
I need a ride. Could you guys help me out?
- You're kidding, right? - No, I have to save my daughter.
This is a big deal!
Oh, please. Please, please.
Oh, please, pleasey-weezey! Please, please, please.
Fine, but after we get her back,
you're going to have to answer for what you've done here, mister.
Wait, what? You were coming here anyway, and…
Oh, and, uh, as far as flinging that water balloon into orbit…
"I did that!"
Seriously, when was the last time you washed your hands?
Ok, everybody. Keep an eye out for Klimpaloon.
- Klimpaloon? - Yeah, Klimpaloon.
The magical old-timey bathing suit,
- that lives in the Himalayas. - You're making that up.
Come on, Candace. Does that sound like something someone would make up?
What's that?
Uh-oh. We didn't calculate,
for the weight of an extra body.
Will this affect our arrival in Paris?
Hmm. Let me let you know in about two seconds.
- Candace. - Yeah?
It is going to affect our arrival in Paris.
Na, na, na, na.
And you thought I made it up.
Do we even have an idea where we're supposed to be going?
Fortunately, Vanessa is wearing the earrings I got her.
They're made out of these cool little tracking devices.
Look, see? The signal's not too far away,
but it's on the move.
That way! Whoo-hoo! Team Doofenshmirtz, ho!
What? What, like I'm gonna let you name the team?
"Organization Without a Cool Acronym"?
Well, looks like you're gonna lose.
Hey! I believe my Uncle Sabu lives not far from here.
Perhaps he can help.
Cool! Come on, let's go.
Forget it. I'm staying with the plane.
And I'll keep her company.
Ok. Back in a few.
So, Candace, what is "Ferb" short for?
I don't know.
- He's home! - Ah, Baljeet and friends.
- I was expecting you. - Really?
No, that's just something we say up here to freak out the tourists.
Uh, Uncle Sabu, do you live up here?
Yes. It's quite a trek, isn't it?
It used to be very inconvenient for me,
but then I built my factory right here.
And now it's inconvenient for everyone else.
What do you make here?
Oh, wait for it. There's a whole musical number.
D Rubber bands, rubber balls *
* Made with super-special density *
* Rubber bands, rubber balls *
* They can bounce with such intensity *
* This is the room where we test the stretching *
* This is the room Where we test the bounce *
* Here we add the long-chain Hydrocarbons *
* The names of which I cannot pronounce *
* This is the room Where we test compression *
* This is the room where we test recoil *
* This is a break room for all these dancers *
* And here's a little fridge So the curry won't spoil *
* Rubber bands, rubber balls *
* Made with super-special density *
* Rubber bands, rubber balls *
* They can bounce with such intensity *
* Basically what we make here is rubber *
* We're not trying to diversify *
* We don't make knickknacks, We don't make tchotchkes *
* Or really anything That's gonna catch your eye *
* We don't make pianos, We don't make cream sodas *
* We don't make the zippers for your parachute pants *
* We don't make ice cube trays or ceiling fans *
* We make rubber bands, rubber balls *
* Made with super-special density *
* Rubber bands, rubber balls *
* They can bounce with such intensity d.
So, what do you make here again?
Ok, everyone, back to work.
No, I'm just kidding, just kidding. Could we borrow one of these?
I've got, like, no bars here.
Let's see if we get a signal further up the mountain.
I got her. She's down there on that craggy mountain.
Quick, let's land this bird.
The terrain is too treacherous.
You're going to have to parachute.
Here's your parachute goggles and oxygen mask.
Wow, you have everything. How about a nice cup of hot cocoa?
Do you hear a rumbling noise?
So, as soon as Candace and Vanessa get here, we can…
Start the plane! Start the plane!
Ferb, I think we might wanna start the plane.
Start the plane! Start the plane, start the plane!
- It sounds like you're flooding it. - I'm not flooding it.
Start the plane!
Incoming!
Start the plane! Start the plane…
Huh?
No, no, no, no!
How am I ever gonna explain this to Mom?
Na, na, na, na, na.
That's not helping!
Na, na, na, na.
Candace, hop on!
All right, hold on to something.
So, how'd it go?
D Come on along with me *
* So many sights to see *
* But not a whole lot of time *
* We're in a hurry *
* We're bouncing around the world *
* I think we all can agree *
* That was the Baltic Sea *
* I checked my GPS time *
* I'm pretty sure that we're bouncing around the world *
* We'll bounce across the Great Wall *
* And past the Taj Mahal *
* We'll go to Rome and see the Coliseum *
* The Coliseum *
* It's a real whirlwind tour *
* So if you wanna be sure *
* Don't you blink or you won't see 'em *
* You won't see *
* I wish that we could stay And have some fun *
* But we gotta keep chasing the sun *
* With a little compression And a little recoil *
* And a big jet engine we're gonna be *
* Bouncing around the world *
* And, baby, that ain't all *
* We got a big rubber ball *
* Did I forget to mention that we're gonna be *
* Bouncing, bouncing, Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing *
* Bouncing around the world *
* Bouncing all over the world *
* Bouncing around the world d.
We're all out of rubber bands,
but the good news is we're gonna crash into Paris.
How is that good news?
Huh? I thought you wanted to go to Paris.
Oh, yeah. I did.
I'm feeling very conflicted about this!
All right, gang, we made it to Paris.
We need fuel and parts, so, we'd better split up.
Yeah, my pants are way ahead of you.
According to this SPG, Vanessa is in some place called "siraP."
Oh, Paris! That makes a lot more sense.
That's actually where she wanted to go. Good for her.
Ok, everybody, let's get going.
- Candace, you go see Jeremy. - Way ahead of you.
Baljeet and Buford, you guys go scare up the fuel we need.
You're still gonna lose.
But I do like scaring things.
Ferb, why don't you go to the Eiffel Tower,
and get a reading on the trade winds?
- Hop on. - Vanessa, you rented a scooter!
Uh, yeah, rented.
I'm gonna go see if I can't find some parts.
- Isabella, you wanna come with me? - Yes!
I mean… I mean, yeah, sure.
You know, whatever. It's all good, bro.
D Rubber bands, rubber balls *
* Made with super-special density *
* Rubber bands, rubber balls *
* They can bounce with such intensity *
* This is the room Where we test the stretching *
* This is the room Where we test the bounce *
* Here we add the long-chain Hydrocarbons *
* The names of which I cannot pronounce *
* This is the room Where we test compression *
* This is the room where we test recoil *
* This is a break room For all these dancers *
* And here's a little fridge So the curry won't spoil *