So, Phineas, what do you think of the City of Love?
I wish it was the city of airplane parts.
Oh, you're just too stressed.
You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it.
D We could share a crepe sucree At this Parisian cafe d.
Huh! That awning could be used as a sail,
Or, you know, a parachute, depending on how things go.
D Take a break and smell these flowers *
* Underneath the Eiffel Tower *
I wonder if they still got pieces of that hanging around.
Come in handy. The rivets would come in handy.
Oh, Phineas.
D won't you share a creme brulee With me? d.
Hey, look at that nifty little blow-torch!
D How perfect could this be *
* In the City of Love *
* We could try some fancy cheese *
* Or peruse the galleries *
I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible, as a rocket fuel.
D Isn't this a perfect day *
* How do I look in this beret? d.
Oh, that reminds me, we might need helmets.
D Oh, how can he not feel the same way *
* When we're strolling Down the Champs-Elysees *
* In the City of Love *
* I wish that he would whisper, "Ma cherie, je t'aime" *
* But all he wants to do Is try to fix that plane *
* In the City of Love *
* In the City of Love d.
Hey, you!
Stop letting my balloons go!
Now, Buford, your mindless bullying,
may have a rustic charm Stateside,
But now we are in Europe, a place of high refinement.
So let me do all the talking.
Excuse me, sir.
Would you have any used cooking oil that we could have?
Non! Oh! The French are so intimidating!
Out of my way, runt!
Do not do anything too crazy!
But of course.
Not one word about this to the others.
Pardonnez-moi, monsieur, are you throwing those away?
- Et alors? - This is about the plane, isn't it?
Well, yeah. What else?
Well, I guess we'll always have giant plastic baguettes.
I don't know, Ferb. I know he's my dad,
and I shouldn't blame him for being busy.
It's just that he always seems to put his work ahead of me.
I just don't know what to do.
Well, sometimes if you love somebody,
you have to meet them halfway.
Halfway, huh? Hmm.
You mean, like, maybe I should take an interest in his work?
I would, but it's actually evil. I just can't…
Ferb?
Vanessa! We've come to rescue you!
Dad! I was just gonna…
- Wait, what do you mean, "we"? - I hitched a ride.
You remember these guys, don't you?
Hello again, young lady.
I can't believe you brought work with you again.
Work? What are you… Oh, you mean them?
No, Major Mono-brow and Perry the Platypus,
- They were helping me find you! - Mono-brow?
Oh, come on. You got that whole thing up here. It runs right a…
It's one straight line, for crying out loud!
That's it, I'm getting my tweezers back from Carl.
Oh, come on, Vanessa. I came halfway around the world to get you!
- Halfway? - Yeah, halfway around the world.
You met me halfway.
I suppose you could put it that way.
You did, didn't you? You know what, Dad? Move over,
I'm comin' with you.
Oh, this is great, Vanessa!
Why don't we talk these guys into giving us a tour of Paris?
We can go check out the Guillotine Museum.
Gross!
Bye, Ferb. Thanks for everything!
Well, the baguettes are rubber-banded on.
That should get us across the Atlantic.
Why didn't we think of that in the first place?
- Gee, I don't know. - Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?
She went off with someone else.
That's too bad. I thought the two of you,
you know, a boy, a girl, alone in the City of Love.
I thought romance was a foregone conclusion.
Isabella, did you say something?
I need a new pencil.
Oh, hey, Candace. So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy?
Well, I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.
Oh, that's too bad.
I thought, you know, the two of you, a boy, a girl,
Alone in the City of Love…
Isabella!
Isabella, are you ok?
- Peachy. - So what happened?
Well, you know when you know someone,
and then you see they have another, like, life away from you,
and it feels weird?
Like when you see your teacher at the grocery store weird?
Or like when someone you've known for a long time,
starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?
The first thing weird.
That's good. 'Cause I was thinkin' about getting a cowboy hat.
It's just… Jeremy looked like he was having a really good time here.
And suddenly it seemed creepy and obsessive that I came all this way.
What if he doesn't wanna see me?
Or came to Paris to get away from me?
Candace, like the song said,
You have to believe you can.
I think Candace may have missed that song.
Yeah, man. She was in the house.
What? You missed Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan?
Uh, apparently.
Well, that's too bad. But the gist of it,
was that you've got to believe in yourself.
That's easy for you, Phineas.
Look at all the things you've done.
Summer belongs to you.
Summer doesn't belong to me. It belongs to everyone.
And that includes you. You have to believe that.
Well, my summer's been a series of failures.
I have a hard time believing in anything.
Well, you got on this plane.
You know, back when it was a plane.
Which means you believed in us.
And we believe in you.
And therefore, through the transitive property of belief,
You do believe in yourself!
I do?
Besides, when we did all those things,
you were right there with us.
- I was, wasn't I? - Yes!
You're Candace Flynn,
Monster truck-driver, charioteer, Queen of Mars!
- Well, I am Candace Flynn. - That's the spirit!
You're right! I'm Candace Flynn, lifeguard!
That's right, Candace.
- Time-traveler! - Don't break the engine.
I am Candace Flynn, coup de crayon!
- Candace? - Jeremy?
It is you! I was just over there in a taxi and I saw you were over…
What are you doing here?
Well, my brothers had this idea to fly around…
Your brothers? Say no more!
Oops, we've slipped our mooring. I guess we're leaving.
Hey, Candace, better wrap it up. Looks like we're underway.
What? No, not yet!
- I had something I wanted to tell you! - Really? What is it?
I wanted to tell you earlier,
but then I saw you in front of your hotel, with those kids,
and the girl with the ice cream…
Candace, were you spying on me?
No, no! It's just that I saw you and it was,
it was like my teacher wearing a cowboy hat.
I would hope my girlfriend would have a little trust in me.
Jeremy, you said the "G" word!
Well, yeah, I used the…
Hold on.
Yeah, I used the "G" word.
That doesn't freak you out, does it?
No, because I think of you as my "B" word!
Well, "G" word, you wanna "K" word?
Maybe.
- Uh, Candace? - All set, Jeremy.
Start kissin'.
Candace!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait, you can't leave now!
Just get off at the next bridge.
I can't. I'm in charge of these guys, I…
I've gotta be responsible.
I'll see you in a week, boyfriend!
Candace, you better take your seat.
Don't worry, Candace. The week will be over before you know it.
At least you got a love scene on a bridge!
"Love is a canvas furnished by nature,"
"and embroidered by the imagination."
Voltaire, Buford? Really?
Oh, I can't help it. Paris does it to me every time.
It's 4:00, we're in a baguette boat,
with a fuel tank full of snail grease.
I've got a good feeling about this.
Ok, everyone, hold on to something!
Oh, yeah!
Mon Dieu!
Hey, everyone! I can talk!
We're almost at Le Havre harbor, Ferb!
After that, it's nothing but open ocean,
and a couple of remote islands.
We should be home in no time.
Huh. Well, that might be a problem.
Hey, check it out. It's my giant water balloon!
Well, lookes like everything worked out for the best.
That giant wave really put us back on schedule.
We might even arrive in Danville ahead of time.
You know, barring any unforeseen mishaps.
Oh, like that! That's what I'm talkin' about.
And that. And that.
Yeah, this is all included in what I was talking about earlier!
Well, Ferb, that was our worst landing yet.
I'm beginning to detect a pattern here.
Phineas! This isn't Danville! It's a deserted island!
The only things on this island are us,
a couple of trees and a big fat ox!
Hey! Not you, big fat ox!
Him, big fat ox.
When Mom and Dad left me in charge,
I never took into account that we might not make it back at all!
And now we're stranded, and now I'll never get my kiss from Jeremy!
It's the end of romance!
You're gonna lose!
You do realize that you're stranded on this island too, right?
I don't care! I'm winning!
I'm done.
Phineas! How are we going to get off this island?
Well, we'll just have to fix the boat.
With what?
There's plenty here. All we need is our imagination.
For instance we could tie those two palm trees into a raft,
and add a supersonic outboard motor…
Oh, wait, we don't have anything to cut the trees with.
And we don't have an outboard motor.
I know! We can soup up this ox.
So he can run on a conveyer belt that would charge a…
Oh! We don't have a conveyer belt, and we don't have any soup!
Not to mention, you're never gonna make it!
We'll make it! After all, we've got…
Uh, we've got the seats, we've still got one rubber band, and we've got…
We've got sand!
Hey, maybe you can make an hourglass and watch the time slip away.
Well, thanks for the lift.
Before you leave, we have one more thing for you.
Really? What is it?
Those are handcuffs.
Well, there's a list of outstanding violations as long as your arm.
Well, I do have unusually long arms.
But we're on vacation!
Oh, don't worry, young lady.
You'll be able to continue your vacation in 10 to 20 years.
I'm gonna beat the rap, you know.
I've been working on a rap beat-inator.
I just don't know if it works in France.
I mean, have you seen the electrical outlets here?
I wouldn't even know where to start.
Hold it right there! Step away from the evil scientist.
Vanessa, I'm so proud of you! You are evil!
I'm not evil.
Just get in the car before they find out this is only a hair drier.
This is a hair drier?
Yeah. I got it in Tokyo.
Cool. But they didn't know it was a hair drier when you pointed it at them.
So, that means you're a little evil.
Ok, Dad. Maybe I'm a little evil.
I knew it!
It's ok. I'm not gonna cry!
Dad!
Well, I'm gonna go take in a revue.
See you back in the States.
There's gotta be some minerals or something down here that we can use!
I mean, we can't just be stuck here!
Thanks, Ferb. I just don't know what to do.
I mean, we were in Paris,
The most romantic city in the world, and he didn't even notice me.
I just feel like giving up. And look at him!
Look, a sponge and a starfish!
There's gotta be something we can make out of this!
Ah! Oh, no, that's ridiculous.
It's as if I don't exist!
I would give anything if he would just sit down with me,
and enjoy this beautiful sunset.
We could… We could dig a tunnel under the ocean!
And then we could… We could…
We could… We could… We…
We can't.
I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off of this…
I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset.
- No. - What?
No! You are not going to enjoy this beautiful sunset!
I'm not?
You built a roller coaster through downtown!
You made giant tree house robots.
You traveled through time, for crying out loud! Twice!
But, Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with!
Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn that I fell in…
Into this situation with.
You showed us all on Ferb's map how this is possible,
and I'm not gonna let you sit there and…
Ferb's map! That's it! Isabella, you're the best!
Hey, Ferb, let's see that map again.
Ok. We're here, and we need to go there. And we've got about…
I'd say, 11 minutes.
Isabella, grab Madagascar and bring it over here to Ohio.
Now, Candace, you grab the Andes,
and fold it over so that it meets Greenland.
You know, folding the map.
Doesn't actually make these places closer together.
I know, I know. Crease it here.
Buford, Australia over to Africa.
Baljeet, Hawaii to Japan.
No, no, east, east! Don't go west. You'll rip it.
All right, now fold it here.
Buford, one long crease down this line.
Phineas, I don't see how an origami unicorn.
Is getting us off this island!
It's not done yet. It needs one more fold. There you go.
Oh wait.
Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
There's no way I'm getting on that thing.
Wait, wait! It's gonna work! You'll see.
I think it's beautiful!
Don't encourage him. Phineas, this is crazy!
Car-salesman crazy or mattress-salesman crazy?
I don't know… Neither!
That's a relief. Isabella, Baljeet, get the seats!
You got it! Buford, grab the ox!
This is the only way he likes you to hold him.
Phineas, it's made of paper!
So is the Declaration of Independence.
Yeah, but it wouldn't fly over 2,000 miles of water!
Buford, why are you helping?
How often do you get to lift an ox?
Have I taken crazy pills? There's no engine!
True, but we do have this rubber band made with
* super-special density d.
Just believe we can, Candace.
Yes, Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan cannot both be wrong!
Look, apparently I missed some big musical number,
with Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan, ok?
So, can we please stop using it as a reference?
Well, it was just very inspirational.
I'm not getting on that plane!
Candace, you won't see Jeremy again till we get off the island.
I get a window seat.
You know, my horoscope said
I would be riding an ox today,
but I thought it was a figure of speech!
A little bit further. A little bit further.
Ok, that'll have to do. We're almost out of time. Everybody on the plane.
Everyone, ready? It's now or never!
Actually, Phineas, I changed my mind. I wanna stay here.
Oh, that's just the mortal terror talking.
- Well, yeah, that's what I'm trying… - Buford, pull the release!
Whatever, dude. It's not gonna…
It's working! Look!
Yes, yes, yes!
What are you so happy about?
I finally ate a bug!
Hey look! There's the Tri-State Area!
Hang on everyone, we're coming in!
Actually, that was probably our best landing of the day.
Great, the sun's still up and we're only five blocks away. Come on!
Oh, no! Road construction!
It took Mom an hour to get around that ditch!
There's only 58 seconds till sundown!
What kind of watch is that?
No, no, no! Oh! I actually thought we were gonna make it!
I thought we were gonna do the impossible!
For one shining moment, summer was whatever I wanted to make of it!
Wait, this is my house! Hold on one second!
I'm giving everybody back their bikes!
But, Buford, we didn't make it back to our yard.
I get it! Everybody, get your bikes!
Here's Ferb's, here's Phineas', here's Isabella's,
and here's a recumbent. Really?
Studies say it's better for your back.
How come I don't have to stand in line to bully you?
Wait, Buford never took my bike!
- Noted. - There's one right there!
Phineas, I'm not gonna get on this silly little tricycle.
Candace, we're in a hurry. Just get on the trike and we'll…
- There's no way I'm… - Get on the trike!
Phineas, there's no way we're gonna clear that!
Just believe we can, Candace!
Is that another Chaka Khan reference? 'Cause I thought I was clear!
You didn't have to hear the song, Candace. You just have to believe!
I believe!
Ok, I believe!
What a long day! It seemed like the sun would never go down!
Where are they?
Don't worry. They'll make it.
Seven seconds till sundown!
Maybe it'll help if we count!
Five, four, three, two…
One.
We did it!
Yeah, we did it!
- That was so great! Oh, my gosh, - Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes! You guys are amazing!
Mom! Dad! Oh, for us?
That is so nice!
And, Candace. So responsible, not a single phone call.
Well, I didn't have international coverage.
- What? - Never mind.
Anyway, the party looks great,
but you would not believe what a long day we've had.
So, I think we're gonna turn in early.
You guys just enjoy the party, ok?
All right, you heard him. Let's enjoy this party!
D It's been a long, long day *
* And there were moments when I doubted *
* That we'd ever reach the point *
* Where we could laugh and sing about it *
* Now the sun is set on this, Another extraordinary day *
* And when it comes around again You know I'll say *
* Tell me what you wanna do today *
* All we need is a place to start *
* If we have heart, we'll make it *
* 'Cause we're not messin' around *
* 'Cause we're not messin' around
* Yes, we can dream it, Do it, build it, make it *
* I know we can really Take it to the limit *
* Before the sun goes down *
* As soon as you wake up, You gotta make your move *
* Don't miss a beat, Just get into the groove *
* The sun is shining there's A lot that you can do. *
* A lot that you can do *
* There's a world of possibilities outside your door *
* Why settle for a little? You can get much more *
* Don't need an invitation Every day is new *
* Yes, it's true Summer belongs to you Ooh, summer belongs to you *
- d Summer belongs to you d. - D Summer belongs to you *
* Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun *
* There's nothin' better to do Summer belongs to you d.
- All right, I'm takin' a verse. - Be my guest!
D I traveled halfway round the world *
* And almost turned and ran away *
* But you helped me get my courage back *
* So now I've got to say *
* That though I've often thought of you As just a nuisance and a bother *
* Today I can't imagine Having better little brothers *
* And you've gotta believe in somethin' *
* So today I believed in you *
* And you came through, we made it *
- d I've never been so proud d. - D Never been so proud *
* I know at first it seemed implausible *
* But we accomplished the impossible *
* Now there's somethin' That I've gotta say aloud *
* Time is what you make of it, So take a chance d.
That's it!
D Life is full of music, so you ought to dance d.
She's got it!
D The world's a stage, and it is time for your debut d.
By jove, I think she's got it!
D Don't waste a minute Sitting on that chair d.
Yeah!
D The world is calling So just get out there d.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
D You can sing forever So your dreams are all in view *
* Yes, it's true *
* Summer belongs to you *
* Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun *
* There's nothin' better to do d.
- Hey, Candace! - Jeremy!
You came back early!
Well, I missed my girlfriend.
Ooh, I like the sound of that!
Besides, you forgot something in France!
I did? What?
- This. - Hmm?
D Baby, baby, baby, baby *
* Summer belongs to you *
* Whatever you want to do You make the rules *
* You've got the tools to see it through *
* Summer belongs to you *
* Just remember that you can do it And when you're through *
* It will change your point of view *
* Summer belongs to you d.
Hey, where's Perry?
Would you like your with or without fromage?
D Summer belongs to you *
* Summer belongs to you *
* Whatever you want to do, You make the rules *
* You've got the tools to see it through *
- d Baby, baby, baby, baby d. - D Summer belongs to you *
* Summer belongs to you *
* Just remember that you can do it And when you're through *
* It will change your point of view *
* Summer belongs to you *