was when we built that roller coaster.
We should do it again. But this time as a musical!
What do you say? We'll do all the same things,
except we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography,
with no discernible music source.
Hmm. What assurance would we have,
that everyone else will also break into song and do the same thing?
I don't know. I think they probably will.
Fair enough. I'm in.
D I know what we're gonna do today *
* Though it might sound just A bit cliche *
* We can build a roller coaster *
* But this time with songs and dancing *
* 'Cause when we're back in school Come next September *
* And they ask us we can both remember *
* Every cool and clever thing we did *
* All summer long and glancing back *
* That we're gonna be so glad that we *
* Didn't sit all day and watch TV *
* I don't think anyone can disagree *
* The world is possibilities *
* And that's what makes me say *
* Hey, Ferb *
* Hey, Ferb, I know What we're gonna do today *
* Hey, Ferb, I know What w e're gonna do today *
* Hey, Ferb, I know What we're gonna do today *
* Hey, Ferb *
* Hey, Ferb, I know What we're gonna do today *
* Hey, Ferb *
* Hey, Ferb, I know What we're gonna do today *
* For that is something up with which I will not put *
* Hey, Ferb, I know What we're gonna do today *
* For that is something up with which I will not put *
* Hey, Ferb, I know What we're gonna do today *
* Hey, Ferb *
Phineas, Ferb, I'm gonna go pick up a few things.
You boys stay out of trouble, ok?
Ok, Mom.
I'm in charge, right? You did tell them I'm in charge.
Relax, Candace. Nobody has to be in charge.
But what if there's an emergency?
Like what?
What if, uh, what if a wild moose, a whole herd of them,
bursts into the house and attack everyone?
If that happens, you're in charge.
Yes! Mom says I'm in charge, conditionally!
The condition didn't have anything to do with a moose, did it?
You know, it's funny you mention that. Ooh! I'm watching you!
Hello? Oh, hi, Stacy. Mom just went to the store.
She left me in charge. Well, you know, conditionally.
Well, that's better than not in charge at all, I guess.
It's all about the varying degrees of authority.
There's conditionally in charge,
and you've got your basically in charge, your mostly in charge,
and then there's just in charge, completely devoid of modifiers.
That's what I'm shooting for.
Huh? What are my brothers doing right now?
What do you mean, you can see it from where you are? See what?
Check it out, Ferb, we can see Stacy's house from here.
Phineas! What is this?
Do you like it?
Ooh, I'm gonna tell Mom,
and when she sees what you're doing, you are going down!
D You're going down *
* You're goin' down when I get Mom to see *
* You're goin' down Down to the ground, ground *
* This ridiculous monstrosity *
* You're goin' down *
* You'll never get away with this again *
* You're going down, down, You're going down *
* You're g-o-i-n-g-d-o-w-n *
* You're going down, down You're going down *
* Spread the news from coast to coast *
* Down to the ground *
* You're goin' down Your operation exposed *
* You're going down, down, You're going down *
* I could say more But I don't want to boast *
* Get used to butter 'Cause you both are toast *
* Get used to butter 'cause you both Are toast *
* If a certain condition arises *
* I'm the one to avert the crisis *
* You think you're livin' large *
* But you forgot that I'm the one in charge *
* Conditionally! *
* You're going down, down Down, down, down, down, down *
* You're goin' down d.
See? No discernible music source.
Hi, Candace. Hi, Stacy. Hey, Jenny. How'd the number go?
Pretty good, but I'm still angry.
Well, I guess I'm up.
D I'm just a curious girl 'cross the way *
* Every day I come over And here's what I say *
* Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? *
* What's the day's activity? *
* Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? *
* By any chance could it include me? *
* Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? *
* Whatcha doin'? *
* I don't mean to disturb *
* Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? *
* Whatcha doin'? *
* You know it's not really Directed at Ferb *
* When I say *
* Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? *
* Don't you know, Phineas *
* You have no idea *
* That every day *
* I'm just dying to see ya' and say *
* Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? *
* Whatcha doin'? *
* I really want to know *
* Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? *
* Whatcha doin'? *
* Can I be part of the show? *
* When I say *
* Whatcha doin'? d.
Hey, Isabella.
Whatcha doin'?
Building a roller coaster.
- Again? Cool! - Hey, Ferb!
Still a man of few words, I see.
No, you missed it. Earlier he had two lines.
Wow, chatty.
Hey, where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P., the evil Doctor Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks.
For reasons unknown to us,
he's bought up 80% of the country's tin foil.
Carl, didn't he already do that?
Yes, sir, at the beginning of summer.
Well, all right, then,
Agent P, go out there and do the same thing you did last time.
Good luck, Agent P.
Ah, the world of a field agent, out in the thick of things.
Not like me.
D My whole world is this screen *
* Just four walls of a rectangle *
* But I can dare to dream… *
Carl!
Oh, sorry, sir, I thought you were done.
You want me to turn 'em back on?
No, forget it. The moment's gone.
So, the way I see it,
the solid fuel rockets kick in at the mall parking lot,
then we release the snakes during the corkscrew around the interstate.
I'm gonna go get some snakes.
Mom, you gotta come home right now.
Let me guess, a herd of wild moose are in our living room?
No. Besides, it's "mooses."
No, I think the word "moose" is already plural.
Mom, trust me, it's mooses or meece.
Do you want me to get a dictionary?
Is this what you came down here for?
No, Mom. You've gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!
They're building a roller coaster!
Candace, you've already used that one.
D Mom, look, don't roll your eyes at me *
* Mom, look, just come over and see *
* Mom, look, it shouldn't be so hard *
* Mom, look, they built it In the backyard *
* Once they made it winter in June *
I didn't see it.
D Built a rocket to the moon *
I didn't see it.
D Mom, they caused me so much pain d.
Now, Candace.
D Once they even gave me Perry's brain! d.
Oh, for crying out loud!
D They built a submarine, a time machine *
* A haunted house that made me scream *
* Drove cattle through the mall *
* Built a giant bowling ball *
* Blew me up to fifty feet *
* A chariot dragged me down the street *
* Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze *
* Shoelace tips a household phrase *
* Shot me through a circus tent *
* Always ask where Perry went *
* A lava flow destroyed my face *
* A giant roller derby race *
* Thawed a caveman out of ice *
* Built a roller coaster twice *
Candace, seriously,
isn't Phineas a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?
Well, yes. Yes, he is.
D Aren't you a little young To build a roller coaster? d.
Yes, yes, I am.
D Well, I must say that I'm really quite impressed *
* But all your permits are in order *
* Don't forget the bricks and mortar *
* And if you need a power loader Be my guest *
* But if I'm pressed I'd say *
* You look a little young To drive a forklift d.
Yes, yes, I am.
D It's good to see a younger guy Like you *
* Who's creative and ambitious *
* A little bigger than his britches *
* And who's got a fresh exciting Point of view *
* Yes, it's true *
* That you seem a little young To do the things that you do *
* Even with all of the moxie you've got *
* Yes, you seem a little green *
* To be controlling this machinery *
* Yeah, I get that a lot *
* Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated *
* Where being evil is not debat… d.
You know what, I should really write the rest of that someday.
Ah, Perry the Platypus, what a surprise.
And by surprise, I mean not a surprise at all.
Anyway, let me show you what I've been working on.
I, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz,
have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil again.
But this time when I put my giant magnet,
next to my ingenious Magnetism Magnifinator,
I will pull the east in a westerly direction,
thereby reversing rotation of the Earth.
I know I tried this before,
but that was with a Magifier and this is a Magnifinator.
I added the suffix "inator."
It's a completely different ball game.
I know you're probably expecting some tragic back story,
to explain why I want to reverse the rotation of the Earth,
but I'm not gonna go there. You know, I… Well, I'll tell ya
* Back in Gimmelshtump *
* I always had to keep it real *
* 'Cause when you grow up In Gimmelshtump *
* Your childhood is less than ideal *
* So I don't dwell on how I crawled My way out of the gutter *
* No, I don't *
* When people ask me what I mean *
* I'll say, "D-d-d-do I stutter?" *
* But I'm no longer a hater, 'Cause I got an "inator"
* And an over-complicated scheme *
* I get a couple of checks Every month from my ex *
* So I can finance my comic regime *
* And though my past was a wreck *
* I won't let it affect my aspirations To cause mass hysteria *
* 'Cause I'm as sure as can be That it's my destiny *
* To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area *
* Yeah! d.
Um, so are we done? 'Cause I gotta pick up my kid from school.
One second, just wait until it goes to black.
All right, now you can go.
But, Mom, I'm telling you they're building it, and it's huge!
And I'm telling you, you've used this story before.
Yeah, but this time it's a musical.
"Phineas and Ferb present the coolest coaster ever! Now open."
Mom!
Hey, look, the coolest coaster ever!
Do you think we'll get in free with this poster?
We didn't last time.
Maybe we should take it just in case.
Hey, if anyone's gonna ride this thing, it's gonna be me,
not one of you lousy extras.
Here, look, look, look, see? I told you I'm not crazy. I told you!
And you're not crazy because?
I see your point, Candace,
no crazy person would scream at a post like that.
I'll be in the dairy section,
if you want to come yell at some cheese.
Would you like that, honey?
Would you like to yell at some cheese?
A little.
Well, come on, then.
Oh, I hope Agent P is having good luck like I told him to.
D My whole world is this screen Just four… d.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,
may I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making.
Mark your calendars because you will want to tell your grandchildren,
about the day you rode,
the coolest coaster ever!
And this time it's a musical.
To fasten, insert the tab into the metal buckle,
to release, just pull back on the… Oops!
D Ro-Roller Coaster Roller Coaster Ro-Roller Coaster *
Phineas, are you sure this is safe?
Of course.
D It's like a leisurely drive Around downtown *
* But it starts with a three-mile drop Straight down *
* Yeah! Now keep your head And hands and feet inside the ride *
* Not a written rule But it's strongly implied *
* Roller coaster! Ro-roller coaster *
* Remain seated, please *
* Scream if you want more *
* That's right *
* Corkscrewin' 'round the interstate *
* With peanut butter and rubber snakes *
* Clear the way move over *
* Look out, bud *
* Here comes the mud *
* Right side up and upside down *
* Don't ask me to talk, Can't tell a verb from a noun *
* And I'm screamin' like a baby Who's afraid of a clown *
* I'm glad I'm wearin' trousers That are already brown *
* It'll twist your melon, It'll turn your gut *
* Man, is this ride sweet or what *
* We go ah, ah, ah d - Ah!
D We go ah, ah, ah d - Ah!
D We go ah, ah, ah *
* Roller Coaster *
I got the poster!
D Roller coaster! Ro-roller coaster *
* Roller coaster! Ro-roller coaster *
* Roller coaster! Ro-roller coaster d.
Then there was that whole economic downturn,
and I'm left holding a 300K house in a 10K neighborhood.
My accountant just wants me to walk away from it.
I'm like, "I can't do that."
Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I don't care about my credit rating.
Ha! You missed!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
I can't believe you walked all the way to the service station,
to get jumper cables but you didn't bring the battery cart.
What, did you think the battery cart was just gonna fall out of the sky?
Ok. What did you think, a million dollars was just gonna fall out of the sky?
It doesn't work that way.
Well, how does it work, then?
Now you are too late!
Quake in your boots and watch helplessly,
as the unimaginable electromagnetic forces,
pull the Eastern seaboard,
thereby reversing rotation of the…
Well, that didn't work.
And now we have a two-ton ball of tin foil,
traveling 200 miles an hour directly at us!
Quickly! We must separate the magnet from the Magnifinator
before it is too late!
Is it just me or is this a serious deja vu moment?
I feel like I've totally been here before.
Like you were there, and the tin foil was coming at…
"Quickly, we must separate the magnet!"
Oh, well. Weird. Where was I? Oh, yeah.
Man, is she mad at that cheese.
Wait a minute, what's going on out there?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Mom! Mom!
It's no use. We are doomed!
You did it! You saved us, Perry the Platypus.
You save… Again. Again with the deja vu.
You were up there, I was saying, "You saved us!"
And then, hmm, and then something came…
Curse you, deja vu.
Look! Look! Look! See?
Ok, I give up. What am I supposed to be looking at?
No! It's not possible!
I'm gonna go get the cart.
It was right here and it was huge! Mom!
Time to go. I've got frozens.
Ok, so you think that Phineas and Ferb,
are still under that stupid tree in the backyard, right?
Well, yes, that would be my guess.
Fine, then. Let's go home now!
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Nice hat, Isabella.
Funny, I don't remember this in the blueprint.
And I'm sure this is new.
I worry about you sometimes, Candace.
You know, if they break into our house, Candace is in charge.
Oh, hey, Jeremy.
Oh, hey, Phineas. Anyone want any fries?
No, we're good.
Oh, say hi to your sister for me!
Crepe Suzette?
What do say, Suzette, you want a Crepe?
No, thank you.
Meap!
It was good to see Meap.
Ok, we're here. Are you happy now, Candace?
Yes! See, Mom! I told you they weren't there.
- Oh, hi, boys. - Hi, Mom.
Come on, Candace. Help me with the groceries.
- Bu-bu-bu… - Let's go.
Bu-bu-bu…
Hey, Phineas, that was great!
Way too cool!
That was awesome! Can we do it again?
Sorry, only one ride per customer.
That was great, Phineas.
So what are you gonna do tomorrow?
Well, you know what they say, carpe díem.
Excuse me?
Carpe díem. It's Latin for "Seize the day."
Or you could say, "Seize the day" was English for carpe díem.
Yes. Yes you could.
D Well, we hope you all enjoyed the show *
* Hope it was not anti-climactic *
* Now there's something We want you to know *
* And we don't want to sound didactic *
* But if there's one thing we can say *
* I know it sounds a bit cliche *
* There's no such thing As just an ordinary day *
* And you don't have to build A roller coaster *
* Roller coaster *
* Just find your own way To make the most *
* Of these days of summer *
* Days of summer *
* And dance to the beat Of a different drummer *
* Just grab those opportunities When you see 'em *
* 'Cause every day's a brand new day *
* You gotta carpe díem *
* Uh, uh, uh d.
Ok, people, that was fabulous.
But I want to work on one thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, world-renowned choreographer, Kenny Ortega!
Thanks, Phineas.
All right, everyone, in this last chorus,
let's really hit that straight arm.
Like this, ok? Straight arm on both sides.
All right, now, performance level. Five, six, seven, eight!
D And you don't have to build a roller coaster *
* Roller coaster *
* Just find your own way To make the most of every minute *
* Every minute *
* No more waiting for the right time, You're in it *
* Just grab those opportunities When you see 'em *
* 'Cause every day's a brand new day *
* Baby, carpe díem *
* Uh, uh, uh *
* Every day's a brand new day *
* Baby, carpe díem *
* Uh, uh, uh *
* Every day's a brand new day *
* Baby, carpe díem *
* Uh, uh, uh *
* Every day's a brand new day *
* Carpe díem d.
Oh, come on, sir.
No, Carl. The moment is gone.
Sir…
I got cut off twice already.
But, sir, you're very good.
I am?
Yes, sir. I've heard you practice.
Well, uh, I have been practicing.
Yes, sir, and just like the song says, carpe díem.
Well, you can't argue with Latin, can you?
No you can't, sir.
All righty, then.
D My whole world is this screen… d.
Oh, come on!