* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Today on the Uncovery Channel,
we'll talk about the fastest land animal in the world.
Possessed of incredible speed, the cheetah can outrun almost anything alive.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
We're gonna build fast shoes so we can run like a cheetah.
And I don't care.
Because today I'm going to Jeremy's family picnic in the park.
I will be spending the whole day,
with my boyfriend and his extended family.
And they are all going to love me, because today,
I am Composed Candace. Confident, cool, and relaxed.
- Candace. - Ah! Stop judging me!
Ready to head to the library?
- Huh? - You volunteered to read,
to the kids' book club today, while I help reorganize cookbooks.
Oh, I forgot all about that.
That's so unlike me. I never forget a promise.
Hello?
Candace! We're about to go on!
Where are you? Candace? Candace. Are you there…
Wrong number.
We're leaving in 15.
Yeah. I've got nothing better to do.
What about that Jeremy thing?
Don't you have a catchphrase to say or something?
What is she talking about?
Hey, have you seen Perry around? 'Cause I haven't.
Good morning, Agent P.
It's come to our attention that Doctor Doofenshmirtz,
has missed a few of his mortgage payments.
He must be funneling all that money into something really evil.
Otherwise, he'd ask his ex-wife for a loan.
She's loaded, you know. Ka-ching.
So get over there and find out what's going on.
A cheetah's body is built to run at amazing speeds.
By carefully analyzing our own bodies's running mechanics,
we can now design and build our very own super shoes.
Based on the pseudoscience of reflexology,
these shoes will trigger pressure points in our feet,
making us exponentially faster.
I'm double-booked! If you count Stacey, I'm triple-booked!
Oh, darn my endlessly giving nature.
Whoo-hoo!
Wha…
Yeah! Hi, Candace!
You know, Ferb, with these super shoes on,
We can almost be in two places at one time.
Let's go see what these babies can really do.
Two places at once?
Candace! Ready to head to the library?
Uh, that's ok, Mom. I think I'll walk.
Ok, see you there.
Or maybe I'll run.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Chocolate chip cookie? They're freshly baked.
Get your bids in soon. We don't expect this place to last long.
Ooh, are those floors original?
So, just because I miss a few payments, you're selling my building?
And where am I supposed to get that much money,
on short notice?
I'm sorry Mr. Doof-Schmidt,
those are the terms of your loan.
The name is Doofenshmirtz. Like in Doofenshmirtz.
Now what? Oh, it's you.
I'm sorry, Perry the Platypus, I'm going to have to take a rain check.
You see, I'm having a bit of a financial crisis,
and I'm afraid I won't have time for our evil scheme today.
Yep.
Next time we fight, it, it could be in a cardboard box,
'cause that's where I'll be living.
Can't you see I'm trying to wallow? What? That?
Oh, it's a nice picture of Charlene, isn't it?
But I don't think I could get much cash for it.
I mean, who wants a picture…
Oh, you mean call her and ask her for money? Never!
You know what she'll say if I call?
She'll say "I told you so!" And you know why?
Because she told me so! She said "Don't get the gargoyles, Heinz."
But what does she know? Gargoyles are a good investment.
Name a cheap building with gargoyles.
No way am I asking her for money.
I, I'll just, uh, make this place unsellable!
Then they'll have to let me stay here no matter how broke I am!
Psst! Indian burial ground. True story.
Wow! These things are great!
Much better than those completely unstable prototypes we made earlier.
What a rip-off! These things are…
Well, my daughter was supposed to…
Oh! Kids, this is Candace. Good luck.
I'm off to file some cookbooks.
All right. Today's book is Smorky the Giant Rabbit's Family Picnic.
I'm a little fidgety. Yes?
Why is your neck so long?
Good question. You get to be today's first reader.
I'll be right back. Go on, you'll do great.
Brab farbu gulla brobbidy Lingonberry.
There it is.
Oh, please stop.
Whoa! Hey, Candace, you came out of nowhere.
Yeah. Uh, I did.
Well, I'm glad you could make it.
Me, too.
Uh. Yeah. Why don't I introduce you around? You know my folks.
Hey there, darling!
Nice to see you.
And, of course, you know Susie.
Candace.
And I bet you remember the birthday girl.
Of course. Grandma Hilda, from the…
I never liked you.
Hey, guys. Those potato sacks aren't gonna race themselves.
Let's get the lead out, kiddies!
Oh, my gosh! The kids!
I'm gonna get you a lemonade refill.
I'll catch up with you in a bit, ok?
Ok, but hurry. The games are the best part of the picnic.
It's working!
Falooby blib dingo traloopoo-bul.
Good!
Everything ok, Candace?
You know, you really shouldn't have drinks in the library.
Yeah. It's all this reading. It makes my throat dry.
Oh, that's sweet. I think I'll watch for a while.
Oh, you don't have to…
"Smorky knew that it was wrong to steal the pie,
but it looked so delicious."
"He knew his friend had worked hard to make the pie and bake the pie."
"How would Smorky's friend feel when he saw the pie was gone?"
"He would feel sad. He would feel bad. He might even feel mad."
"But Smorky was so hungry."
"What could Smorky do? What should Smorky do? What would Smorky do?"
I have to go to the bathroom.
Yes! Mom, take her.
I think this may be the place we've been looking for!
I mean, high ceilings, open floor plan, purple and green.
We won't even have to repaint!
I am not calling Charlene.
Go.
Sonic boom. Check sound off the list.
She knocked over the Annabelle shrine.
How rude!
Candace!
Who's Annabelle?
She sort of wandered off about 20 years ago.
We don't really talk about it much.
Annabelle.
Wheelbarrows at the ready.
Are you sure you wouldn't rather be the legs?
You'll be surprised how strong my arms are. Don't hold back.
I don't think I can.
Hey, we won.
You might want to visit the washroom, honey.
You've got a little something right there.
The washroom.
And that's where it goes when you flush!
What an active imagination you have, sweetie!
Well, I think I'll leave these adorable little ragamuffins,
in your capable hands, Candace.
I'm afraid I have to be elsewhere.
Me, too.
D Run, Candace, run *
* Run, Candace, run *
* Faster, faster *
* Run, Candace, run *
- d Run, Candace, run d. - D Run, Candace, run *
* Faster, faster *
- d Run, Candace, run d. - D Run, Candace, run *
* Faster, faster *
* Come on, girl gotta move, Gotta run *
* Gotta feel the road burning From the heat of the sun *
* On your feet as you flow Through the streets and the hills *
* Passing dogs, passing cars, Passing old rock stars *
* You can feel all the power of the Earth as you ride *
* As it puls, as it pushes up and down, Side to side *
* You can show, they can see *
* There's the proof on your feet You're a blur in the air *
* You've got style, you've got flair *
* Run, Candace, run *
* Run, Candace run *
* Run, Candace, run *
* Run, Candace run
* Run, Candace run *
* Run, Candace, run *
* Run, Candace run *
* Faster, faster *
* You're light on your feet you're almost home free *
* Nothing can stop you Look out for that tree d.
Ok, Ferb. Fire it up!
Sorry, Ferb, the light's just too darn fast.
Oh, honey. Look at this.
It's like 1973 in here.
My favorite year.
Where did they ever find such rare furnishings?
Oh, no, no. It's all fake. It's made out of cardboard.
Cardboard? How wonderfully impermanent.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about the neighbors?
They're really crazy. Look,
"I live next door and I've got pants on my head.
"And I'm Italian." See?
With neighbors like that, our lives will always be interesting.
I can't think of anything that would make this place more attractive.
I stand corrected. Gargoyles!
This is it. This is the place. We'll take it.
I'll draw up the papers.
Never!
- Can't stop. Can't stop. - D Come on, girl g otta move *
* Gotta run, gotta feel the road burning From the heat of the sun *
* On your feet as you flow through The streets and the hills *
* Passing dos, passing cars, Passing old rock stars *
* You can feel all the power Of the Earth as you ride *
* As it pulls, as it pushes up and down, Side to side d.
Well, I'm really hoping for a short escr… Whoa!
We're gonna check out some other neighborhoods.
Front and center, people!
Now before we pass out the awards for the games,
Let's remember the real reason we're here.
Grandma Hilda's.
Who-would-have-guessed- she'd-live-this-long 85th birthday!
Now, let's have a moment of silence,
to reflect on all she's meant to us.
D Run, Candace, run *
* Run, Candace run *
* Run, Candace, run
* Run, Candace, run *
* Faster, faster d.
No!
Can I get down now?
That voice. Can it be?
The Johnson eyes. The Johnson nose. Is it possible?
She's got the birthmark.
It's little Annabelle!
Annabelle! Annabelle!
Nana? Uncle Jack? It's all coming back to me!
You were right.
I never should have taken that job hanging anvils.
Candace. You made our family whole again.
Be good to her, Jeremy. This one's a keeper.
I get to stay forever. I get to stay forever.
You know it's a shame we didn't make that sale.
- Now the bank will have no choice… - I get to stay for,
but to tear this place down and build a greeting card factory.
But…
Don't gloat, Perry the Platypus. It's not becoming.
Hello, Charlene?
Yeah, you told me so.
Wow, Phineas, it's really beautiful up here.
Yes. That was very kind of you,
to invite us to your grandparents' house.
No fair! That almost hit me.
Life's not fair.
Earlier today, I just missed hitting this kid with a basketball.
Hey, Candace. What are you up to today?
Well, I'll probably try to bust you guys, again.
And fail, again.
And add another link on my summer-long chain of disappointment and regrets.
How about that, Ferb? Candace already knows what she's gonna do today.
So, uh, how's the antique business?
Oh, it's just fine. You know, they have a saying in the antique business.
Mmm, what is it?
What is what?
The saying that you use in the antique business.
Oh, I don't use it. But there is one.
Hi, Dad. Hi, Grandpa. We're not interrupting, are we?
No, no, no. Come in, boys.
Ferb and I were just talking about the time you built a balloon,
and won the most famous balloon race in history.
Tell us that story again.
Well, I went out to the barn,
I built a balloon and I won the most famous balloon race in history!
Wow. He makes history come alive.
Come on, Ferb. I know what we're gonna do today.
If you need us, we'll be out in the barn.
Cool. Just look at all this great stuff.
Hey, where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P.
After extensive research and computer data analysis,
we have concluded that the Tri-State Area,
is experiencing an unprecedented shortage of eggs.
We need you to investigate.
Good luck, Agent P.
You there, weren't you listening? Go make some eggs.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop.
You might want to use the sugar,
unless you want salty lemonade.
Oh, I can't wait to get new contacts.
I'm as blind as a bat without them.
Here. Use my spare set of glasses.
Wow, now everything's a different kind of blurry.
Hey, stranger! Come on in! Everyone, you remember Glenda.
Of course. Candace, Glenda was the first female train conductor,
in the entire Tri-State Area.
But, alas, the train is being decommissioned,
and today is Glenda's last trip.
And you know what? I'm gonna take her up Gerhardt Summit.
But nobody's ever taken a train up Gerhardt Summit.
It's too steep.
Well, that's what they say. But I'm not one to give up.
It's just like when you became a conductor.
That's right. They told me to give up. But I never give up.
I'm not the kind of person to give up.
Well, I'm gonna prove that an old train, can make it up those tracks.
You guys wanna come with me?
We should all go.
Sounds like fun.
Ok! Train leaves the station at 10:00 sharp. See you there.
Isn't she something, Candace?
That's a woman who would never give up.
Give up? Blah, blah. Give up.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, give up. Blah, blah, blah, give up.
It's so simple.
I don't know how I didn't think of it before. I'll give up!
D It's not bad to have goals per se *
* When your teacher, coach and counselor ask *
* Cold, hard reality can get in your way *
* When you're really not up to the task *
* When you've been scheming and spying and screaming and crying *
* But you know there's still something that you're still not trying *
* Give up, give up! *
* You've been trying to sell this So long *
* Even though there's no one out there buying *
* Give up! *
* I know you're tired Of the same old song *
* But it's not really failure if you're not even trying *
* Give up! *
* Do-do-do-do-do-do *
* Do-do-do-do-do-do-do *
* It's like you're banging your head against the same old wall *
* Baby, all you got to show is a bruise *
* All you got to show is a bruise *
* Well, it's a crazy thing to do to just keep on repeating *
* All these actions that will only lead to cranial bleeding *
* Give up! *
* It's time for you To throw in the towel *
* Capitulate and raise the white flag *
* Give up *
* But don't be bitter just because you're a quitter *
* You can even hold your head up And brag *
* That's right, you gave up *
* She gave up, she gave up *
* I gave up *
* That's right. I never even suited up, folks. *
* I gave up *
I threw the baby out with the bathwater.
D I gave up *
I forgot the Alamo.
D I gave up *
I'm not even going for the bronze.
D I gave up *
* I gave up *
I'm staying right here, man. In this hammock.
D I gave up *
I like it.
Ah! It's beautiful, man.
Ok, everyone. Let's get this race started.
Contact.
Last one at the top of the mountain is a stinky dish sponge.
Whatcha doing?
About five knots.
Thought so. I'm doing six. See you at the summit, slow pokes.
Hey, we're falling behind. What's happening?
Excess weight seems to be hampering our progress.
Yeah, we got to lighten the load.
How does dangling me from a rope lighten our load?
Ah, it lightens my spirit.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Mountain lion.
Ow!
D Doofenshmirtz vacation condo d.
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Well, I guess it serves me right,
for bringing work on vacation with me.
And, there it is.
Man, are we in a rut.
Anyway, this is my dodo bird incubator-, you know, -inator.
With this amazing device, I can transform any egg to a dodo egg.
Once they hatch, I will march my terrifying dodo bird army,
across the Tri-State Area.
You know, I don't really know what they look like,
But they're extinct like dinosaurs, so just imagine.
Giant, extinct, dinosaur-like monsters laying waste to the city.
Ah, you know, you, you really picked me up out of my doldrums.
Well, we're here and ready to help. What would you like us to do?
Just sit back and enjoy the view. The train'll do all the work.
Do nothing? Got that covered.
All aboard! Gerhard Summit, here we come.
You'll never make it! You should give up.
Yeah, give up. Hoo hoo!
So long, boys. And don't forget to clean your rooms.
Yes, Mom.
- It's your fault. - Quiet, you.
Looks like a dead heat so far.
We need to pick up the pace.
All right. I'll get rid of this.
I do not know why you even brought the swordfish.
It's a marlin.
Oh, no.
Little help, guys.
Ferb.
So, Candace, you sure seem relaxed. What's up?
I'm just taking in the ride and not worrying about,
what Phineas and Ferb are up to.
Well, good for you, honey. Cause' I've got gin.
We're playing Kings Corners.
Are we?
It's working.
It's wonderful. It's amazing. It's…
Narg, narg, narg, narg. Narg!
It's, uh… Not quite as terrifying as I'd hoped.
Narg…
How am I supposed to take over the Tri-State Area,
with a bunch of these? Uh, where's the horror?
The terror? Where's the…
Oh, no!
Well, you know you're gonna have to wait in line, Perry the Platypus!
First I gotta deal with this.
I mean, it looks like a turkey.
It's like Thanksgiving.
Narg, narg, narg.
Ah, now it's exactly like Thanksgiving!
Hey, Glenda, how's it going?
Mighty fine. You're looking chipper.
Oh, yeah. I've been feeling great.
Ever since I decided to heed your advice and give up.
Come again?
Well, all summer, I've been stressing about busting my brothers,
but after your speech this morning,
I just gave up and now I'm much more relaxed.
So what you got from my speech about how you should never give up,
Is that you should give up?
Well, you did say "give up" a lot.
I did say that, didn't I?
Uh, Glenda? Glenda, the train is slowing down!
So it is. I guess we're out of coal. Oh, well.
What? You can't give up.
No coal means no steam.
And no steam means we can't make it up the hill.
We gotta do something. We need fuel.
Wait! I have an idea that just might work.
And don't think I don't know what you're up to.
I'll be right back.
She's such an active child.
Just out of curiosity, what's gonna happen to this train after today?
It'll be torn apart and sold for scrap.
- Why? - No reason.
What are we playing again?
Hey, Phineas, whatcha doing over there?
My steering wheel's a little loose. I think that…
Do you need some help?
Well, yeah. Can you hold the wheel while I tighten it?
Gladly.
Well, that's perfect.
Yes, yes it is.
Check it out. A dodo bird. What's next on the list, Ferb?
Frankenstein's brain.
Yeah, uh, that was in my balloon.
Whoo-hoo! Yes! We made it!
I knew we could! I knew we could! I knew we could!
Oh, did you now?
Yeah, and you can drop the act.
I know you didn't forget to bring coal.
It's probably on that box you're sitting on.
But, lesson learned.
And as long as I'm no longer giving up,
I'm gonna go bust Phineas and Ferb. Thanks.
I could've forgot the coal.
I'm old.
Do you notice anything different here?
Oh, yeah. Everything's half-off at the gift shop.
Here we are. Gerhard Summit.
Let's put them down over there, Ferb.
Why is it every store sells this outfit?
Mom! Mom, look what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
Come quick. Look, look, right there. You see, you see?
Ok, Candace.
Oh, hello, boys.
What? No.
Aha!
Narg, narg, narg, narg!
Sayonara, dodo.
Hey, how did you start that with no opposable thumbs?
Mom, look. It's just forced perspective. Look.
They're not really here. It's an optical illusion.
He's not really…
- Hi, Candace. - Ah!
How was the train ride?
Oh, I give up.
Some vacation this turned out to be.
So you bought a Museum of Biological Oddities,
but you didn't get any biological oddities?
Huh.
What?
There it is.
Narg, narg, narg.
Narg!