D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation *
* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Another fantastic year older.
And this is gonna be the best birthday ever!
So, what are we gonna do, Ferb?
Ferb? Huh! A note.
"For the celebration of your birthday,
just follow these clues to show you the way."
Cool, it's like a birthday adventure!
But, hey, where's Ferb?
D Ferb! *
I can't believe it.
It's Phineas' birthday and I still don't know what to get him!
What do you get for the boy who can make everything?
It's my fault.
I should have been thinking about this before,
but, I've just been so distracted by trying to bust Phineas and…
Wait! What is he up to?
T-T-Y-L, Stacy!
Hey, Ferb. We were just discussing our plans for Phineas' birthday.
The circus we ordered won't be arriving until later in the day,
but Irving had a great idea for a warm-up.
We should make a video compilation,
of all of Phineas' greatest moments.
What, like on a clip show? Lame.
Not where a genius like Phineas is concerned.
Watch this!
Ok, Ferb. Let's see what we can do,
about that pesky gravitational pull.
After you wrestle the crocodiles,
you'll corkscrew through the overpass,
and free fall past the flaming high-wire,
to make your last delivery and receive the fiftieth patch.
Wow, the castle.
Nice art direction, Ferb.
Good thing we had this extra rocket engine, huh?
Eat your heart out, Howard Hughes.
Behold! A romantic candlelit dinner for two!
We're almost finished with our exact replica,
of the Temple of Angkorwat.
The Phineas and Ferb Edge-Of-Insanity- Kiss-Your-Butt-Goodbye.
Gravity's-A-Stone-Cold-Sucker- Nightmare-Rail-Skate-Track.
Obstacle Course of Doom.
Will you please tell me what's going on here?
We're building an animation studio.
That was amazing!
The "Flying Car of the Future, Today".
Is still pulling a bit to the right.
A monster truck!
Yeah, isn't it sweet?
The Coolest Coaster Ever!
D Du, da, du d.
Dum-dum-dum-dum- dum-dum-dum-dum.
Why did you not just use the kettle drum?
I never learned How to play.
Anyway, by utilizing my extensive collection of spy cameras,
I've got footage of everything Phineas has ever done.
But I haven't had time to edit all of it,
what with, you know, filming more.
I've divided up all the video into three parts.
Each of you take a section, edit your tribute,
and we'll meet at the party later.
"This birthday excursion will take you afar.
You'll find your next clue where the two-by-fours are."
Two-by-fours, huh?
Perry, are you thinking what I'm…
Hey! Where's Perry?
Ok, now let me do the talking.
Agent P!
There's, uh, something we've been meaning to discuss with you for a while,
and, well, you see, Perry, some job-performance issues have come up, eh…
Now don't get me wrong, you're doing fine work.
It's just that your entrances have been getting a little
lackluster lately.
We've just come to expect more from you.
Roll the footage, Carl.
Right away, sir.
D You're gonna get a mission! *
* A mission! A mission! *
* A brand new mission! *
* What's it gonna be? *
* Go and get your mission! *
* Your mission! Your mission! *
* A brand new mission *
* We can't wait to see! d.
What happened to that guy? No pressure.
But style counts.
Let's, uh, let's give him a few days,
and then we should talk to him about his exits.
Hiya, Isabella.
Oh, hi, Candace.
What are you doing here? In my house?
Oh, just barging around. You know me, big barger.
So, what's that?
Oh, just a little birthday video I'm editing for Phineas.
Then let's see!
Well… Be… Together… Forever… Isabella.
But don't you have anything more, you know, unusual?
Of course! Watch this!
I saw the best girls of my troop,
hungry, patchless, out of uniform…
Ok, seriously, whoa.
I mean, like Phineas' inventions!
Nope, I didn't get any of that footage.
Then you're useless to me.
- Candace out. - Hmm.
I have to talk to her about her exits.
Isabella… Will… You… Marry… Me?
The magic of digital editing.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated *
I see you, Perry the Platypus.
Now kick the door…
Ha-ha!
Gotcha, Perry the Platypus!
I saw you coming on my video surveillance system.
If I had a nickel for every time I trapped you.
Come here.
Ha, ha, ha!
Made you carry your own trap.
Huh. I thought it would be more than that.
I guess I could get a candy bar or something.
Anyway, I've been studying all my previous schemes.
And I figured out why they always seem to fail.
Let's see if you can figure out what they all have in common.
Look.
Behold!
The Mimeinator!
The Mountain-Out-Of-A-Molehillinator.
The Aerosol-Propelled- Ozone-Depleteinator!
The Metal-Destructinator.
Giant Dog-Biscuitinator!
Thank you, thank you for making my point for me.
The Gloominator 3,000… inator!
My Smellinator!
My Blow-Itself-Upinator!
The Monster-Truck-Awayinator!
The Atomic-Leaf-Blowerinator!
The Sandwich-Suit-Removeinator!
I call it my Turn-Everything-Evilinator.
See?
They all have "inator" in the name. That is why they fail.
Which is why I named my latest creation.
The Video-Beam-Hijack-non-inator!
You see, I added "non" to the name because "non" means "not."
So it's a "not-an-inator," therefore it can't not fail.
Get it? I mean, it can't…
It can't fail, it's… Ok, it…
- Hi, Mom. - Where are you, Candace?
You promised you'd help frost the cake.
After you got Phineas his present.
Yeah, well, I got a little sidetracked,
preparing the bust of the century.
Later today I'm gonna show you something you won't believe.
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.
Mom! You've gotta see this!
Mom, they're driving a herd of cattle right through downtown!
See, Mom? There! Mom?
Mom! Dad!
Look at what Phineas and Ferb did to the backyard!
See? It's a submarine!
Mom! Mom! Mom!
Come on, come on! You gotta see this!
Candace! Will you…
Mom, you gotta come home right away.
Phineas and Ferb have…
They built a thing that…
Oh, what's the use.
Mom. Look at this. Look at me.
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom! Giant building!
Come on, come on, come on!
Mom, you've got to see this! It's about your car!
Mom! Mom! Quick! Mom! Look! Before it disappears!
Now where's this giant animation studio?
It got up and it danced away.
It what?
It got up and it danced away.
Hmm. I guess I could buy a candy bar.
Tri-State Plank and Board.
Some of our best structures were born here.
Phineas Flynn! Is that the birthday boy I hear?
Yep! In the flesh.
Oh, you and your helmet.
Have you seen Ferb today?
No, but I did see a guy in a robotic bird-themed super-suit.
Shooting eggs out of his wrist.
And that was Ferb, wasn't it?
It's a safe bet.
We used a robotic bird-themed super-suit to save City Hall this summer.
Aren't you a little young to…
If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.
Aren't you a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer?
Aren't you a little young to be a landscape contractor?
Aren't you a bit young to be toy designers?
Aren't you a little young to be pop stars?
Aren't you a little young to be detectives?
Aren't you boys a little young to man a fishing vessel?
Aren't you a little young to be working in a museum?
Aren't you a little young to order all this?
Yes, yes he is.
Sorry, Phineas. He's new.
Aren't you kids a little young to be discovering Atlantis?
Aren't you a little young to be fans of Love Handel?
Aren't you a little young to know about all these old detective shows?
Aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument?
Yes. Yes, we are.
Was I supposed to see something just now?
No, I was just thinking to myself.
It's a clip show. So where did you see Ferb?
He was right over here.
That suit really holds a lot of eggs.
Huh! A visual clue!
- On a stick? Is that Slushy Dawg. - Yep!
And a fine example of the lost art of egg rendering.
Almost done.
You! Step away from the computer! I want to see that video!
- But… - Play it!
Ok, ok.
Phineas and Ferb, I've gotcha now.
D Why do my nostrils whisper to me? d.
I voted for you, Kevin.
Kih-Kih-Kih-Kih-Kih! Kih-Kih-Kih-Kih-Kih!
Kih-Kih-Kih-Kih-Kih!
We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks.
What the heck was that? That is what I said!
Sure! Give the weird stuff to Baljeet!
Who cares if it does not work out of context!
Where's the rest?
This is all they gave me.
Ugh! That leaves Buford.
I need better clips.
Ah. Trapped Perry the Platypus.
It's my favorite show.
But you know what? My least favorite show is this.
Cultured, square-jawed.
Danville Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz
profiled on Younger Brothers of the Useless.
It's a 12 part mini-series running all day long!
Nothing but propaganda!
He can't really fly. They did that with wires.
So that's why I invented the Video Beam Hijack-non-inator!
"Non-inator," mind you, for reasons we've already discussed.
With this, I will pre-empt the biography of my brother,
so he can't rely on that 14-karat smile,
And his freakish ability to not be despised.
I mean, look at this city! Look at all that urban blight, that, uh,
That isn't there anymore.
And the… And the public transportation all,
Uh, clean, and efficient and
running on… Eh!
Ok, let's just say I'm gonna let Roger warm up the room for me,
then I'll pre-empt his ridiculous documentary with live video of me.
Announcing my take-over of the Tri-State Area.
And maybe I'll put on these glasses like he wears.
I don't know. What, am I gonna throw away my best stuff on a clip show?
Forget it! Now let's light this pop-stand!
Could take a while, though.
It's gotta… It's gotta warm up.
Vacuum tubes.
This is it! All I need to do is get Buford away from that computer, and…
Buford's mother: Buford, honey, come over here!
Coming, Ma!
Ooh, lucky break!
Ok, let's see.
Howdy, Candace. Enjoying the rodeo?
Well, here's the foyer. All imported marble, by the way.
You can stop laughing and pointing because now it's time for…
Oops!
D A-g-I-e-t… d.
Wow! We're really tiny!
Here's the bowling alley.
Pool. Telescope.
Ferb?
What do you mean, "maze"?
Hey, look! A cloud angel!
Terra cotta army room.
Jet engine wind tunnel.
- Whoa! - Whee!
And scoring stage with 40-piece orchestra.
Cupids first!
D Summer, I love summer *
* Gimme that summertime d.
Bum-bum-bum-bum- bum-bum-bum-bum…
It's so beautiful!
I got it!
Today, I will bust my brothers!
And this time, I mean it!
- I've heard that before! - Every day the same thing!
Is that that girl again?
You'll see!
Googolplex Mall, home of the original Slushy Dawg.
- Hey, Jeremy! - Want a Slushy Dawg?
Sure! Super-suit generated egg-renderings always make me a bit peckish.
I bet that's the first time anybody's ever said that!
By the way, Ferb left this clue for you.
Thanks. I bet you guys have heard,
a lot of strange sentences over the course of the summer.
Boy, I'll say.
Can you think of any examples?
Nope, not offhand. See ya!
Happy birthday!
Oh, wait a minute! I just remembered some!
Nothing says "Mother's love" like a giant, robotic platypus butt.
Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?
I wanna float around! Like men.
Am I sweating milk?
Gotta go, Stacy. Good luck with that llama legislation.
Run for your lives! It's Gnome-a-geddon!
"Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses…"
I knew I should've gotten a down payment on the elephant.
It looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig.
Oh, no, you did not just tell me to hench.
What? You think we should have,
more Bulgarian folk-related elements?
I'll be in the dairy section, if you want to come yell at some cheese.
Dad, you might want to wipe the Queen off your face.
I too feel a certain element of a kabobism.
Definitely the giant floating baby head.
I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.
I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date.
Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta. Make a note of that.
I'm calling Mom.
And I am not using the banana this time!
Couldn't see any of that though, could you?
- Not a bit. - It's a clip show thing.
"I hope you had fun on this scavenger hunt.
Now head back to the place where we plan all our stunts."
Home it is!
Oh, yeah, we're getting there now.
Soon I will pre-empt my brother's documentary marathon,
with my own live video.
And there's not a thing you can do about it.
Like, like, like all those other times.
Ahhh!
It's funny, you know. I can't make up my mind.
I can't believe you fell for that old fake window trick!
Ooh!
How did you get out of that double-knot?
That's not it… Ah!
It turns you visible like a…
Ow! Oh, well that came out of nowhere.
Oh, great. Now I have to make an Outside-Ininator.
Perry the Platypus, how did you escape?
What's that? Ow.
Well, it's already 4:30.
I think I'm going to bed.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
I shouldn't dwell on it. It's just too painful.
I gotta stop living in the past.
What? Why did I put that button on the…
Oh, I guess aesthetically it makes…
You may have escaped my TV trap, Perry the Platypus,
but I'm still going to change your channel!
Oh, that one shoots, too? Ooh! Who knew!
Well, all roads lead to home, I guess.
I can't wait to see what they…
Happy Birthday, Phineas!
You're the best!
Phineas Flynn, welcome to your birthday.
Just a few more blocks and I'm gonna bust my brothers,
for all the stuff that's on this DVD.
Ha, ha! I gotcha!
Oh, great. Now it's pointing in the wrong direction.
The wrong direction!
Ooh! A dollar.
Welcome to Danville's new on-the-job video training program.
When installing pipes, always make sure the arrows are facing…
The wrong direction! The wrong direction!
The wrong direction I tell you!
Huh?
Ha, ha! I made it!
Ahhh!
Birds! What is happening?
That's it! I made it! I made…
Oh, no!
A circus? What the…
Whoa!
Can I have your autograph?
Oh yeah, baby. It's happening.
Oh, now look what you made me do.
Forty seconds ago, Perry the Platypus.
Now I'm gonna have to even out the legs!
But first I'm going to get even with you!
I seem to be out of batteries.
Could you wait while I go get the, um, uh…
Perry the Platypus, no!
Ok, maybe the "inator" name wasn't the problem.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
I just feel so bad we missed the video presentation.
While we were at the bakery.
Well, we couldn't very well serve that cake the way.
Those wild penguins tore it apart, could we?
And to think that they were carried away by a freak tornado!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Candace! You missed half the party!
Triangular bubbles, how'd they ever do that?
That's ok, 'cause this is it, it, it!
This is what, Candace?
The day I finally win!
The day I get what I've been after all summer long.
Oh, that. Because today I have this!
- What's that? - This?
- Oh, this is only… - Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
Hold on, honey. I think Phineas is going to speak.
I just have to say, I'm a lucky guy.
I mean, so far this has been a rockin' great summer.
I've sure had plenty of fun, but it's not about satisfying your personal desires.
It's about all of you.
Being surrounded by the best family and the best friends
anyone could ever hope to have.
All the people I love
and who love me right back.
Today was a great day.
The best day ever.
I can't do it!
Not on his birthday! I mean, what kind of a person am I?
Aw, Candace. You're a great person!
Why, if I had a nickel for every time.
You did something nice for me,
Well, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money!
But I didn't even get you a…
Wait a minute. Is that…
It is! A left-handed flange tuner!
I've been looking for one of those forever!
You've been… Huh?
They're impossible to find. Custom-made for Danville Sewage Repair,
But they have a thousand uses! I love it!
It's just what I've been wanting! Thank you, Candace.
You're welcome.
You're the best sister ever.
All right, everybody, who wants cake?
- Buford wants cake! - Me, I want some!
Oh, there you are, Perry!
Some day, huh?
Yep! And I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
Hello? Did somebody order a circus?
Hello?
I knew I should've gotten a down payment on the elephants.
Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom!
Mom! Phineas and Ferb are digitally tuning my voice!