* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Hey, boys. Want some fat-free, whole-grain granola bars?
They're still warm from the oven.
Whole grain and fat-free? You know us so well.
Yes, yes, I do.
You know, Mom's always doing nice things for us.
I think it's time that we did something nice for Mom.
Let's see. We could… No.
Or… Uh-uh.
Hey, Phineas!
What you doing?
We're trying to think of a nice thing that we can do for Mom.
Any ideas?
You could clean up the whole house for her.
Or, you could get her a classic wooden slide rule
from Analog Emporium.
How would I know what adults like? What am I, a computer?
That's it! I know what we're gonna do today!
We're going to make a supercomputer!
What, your mom wants a supercomputer?
What is she, some kind of nerd?
No, we're going to ask the computer what to do for Mom.
Slide rule! I gave it you on a silver platter.
OK, I'm going out.
I've got a coupon for a free hairstyling from this new salon.
I'm going to freshen up my look!
Granola bars are in the kitchen.
Ugh, maybe I'll feed mine to Perry.
Hey, where is Perry?
Good morning, Agent P.
The entire tri-state area is becoming riddled with holes.
Also, numerous light beams have been shot from Doofenshmirtz's building.
Either he's having some sort of a rave,
or he's the one behind all those holes.
Investigate at once! Good luck, Agent P.
D We're building a supercomputer in the backyard *
* And singing about energy *
* We worked up the plans so it can't be that hard *
* To make a trillion terabyte memory *
* Our song is synchronic not the least bit ironic *
* What you hear is exactly what you see *
* We're building a supercomputer *
* And singing just what we're doing *
* Which is building a supercomputer *
* And over-explaining just what you're doing *
* All the panels are screwed in *
* As our song is concluding *
* What you hear is exactly what you see d.
And that's the story of how you made me!
He's cute!
That's not it. That's not it.
That's not it. That is not it.
That's not it.
Welcome, Perry the Platypus!
How do you like your trap?
That's super-quick drying cement. See?
Solid as a… I don't know, some rock-like substance.
Cement, maybe.
Now, with you safely trapped,
I introduce you to the Metal-Unearth-inator!
All right, gang. It's ready to go.
We just need to perform an initial scan of the tri-state area
so it has enough data to work with.
Scanning tri-state area.
Between that and the random laser drills,
this is like the second-best midday scrapyard rave ever!
Hold still and…
Hello, Hospital Workers Union?
Get out of my mind.
Gathering data from all objects and inhabitants.
Computing logical outcome of all events.
Done.
OK, Computer, are you ready to answer any question?
Yes, my data is complete, my logic, infallible.
What's two plus two?
Four. Perhaps you should just count on your fingers.
Sorry. What's the square root of 72,361?
Two hundred sixty-nine.
Try something more unusual.
What are the names of the girls in my Fireside Girls troop?
Gretchen, Addison, Holly, Katie, Millie and Ginger.
Wow! He's good.
On a multi-valve engine with variable timing,
how can I isolate an exhaust valve leak at the stem seal
without removing the camshaft?
Coat the engine with tomato paste
and the leak will reveal itself.
He's right. Uh, what size pants do I wear?
Boys, husky, extra-large.
He's right. Impressive.
Well, you seem to be working perfectly,
so, Computer, what is the nicest thing
we can do for Mom today?
Computing…
Done.
Get a gallon of industrial marking dye and a leaf blower.
Tie balloons onto them, then go to the top of Danville Hill
and at 2:37 p.m.,
release them into the wind. Really?
Nothing could make your mother happier today.
You turned down slide rule for this?
I don't know, Baljeet. From what we've seen so far,
I think a little blind faith is called for.
You know nothing about women.
Dude, it's over.
OK, there must be something bustable going on out here.
What is that?
I am a supercomputer.
I can answer any question that you could possibly ask.
Did my brothers make you?
Yes, yes, they did.
OK, so let me think of a question.
Hmm, how many states in the United States?
Fifty. What goes on top of pancakes?
Butter and syrup.
How do you pronounce the "J" in "jalapeno"?
It makes the "H" sound.
I knew that.
How many fingers behind my back?
- Two. - OK, that's just freaky.
And bustable. All I've gotta do is…
But it never works!
No matter what I try, whatever the boys do just disappears before Mom looks.
If only there was some way to guarantee Mom would see what the boys have done.
What? Another one?
Why are there so many helmets buried in the tri-state area?
Well, onto the pile you go.
So, Perry the Platypus,
I hope you didn't come here because of all the holes.
Because the Metal-Unearth-inator is not even my final plan!
May I present to you my real plan,
it's the All-Purpose-inator!
You've heard of a man's man?
Well, this is an inator's inator.
It does everything!
Of course, once I activate it,
it will make all my other inators obsolete.
But, uh, I guess that's progress.
Unfortunately, I ran into a little snag.
After putting all the final touches on my All-Purpose-inator
I took a step back to admire my handiwork.
Victory was finally within my grasp!
All I needed to do, was turn the thing on.
Then fate played a cruel joke.
The ignition key fell off my balcony!
I finally spotted it, when…
I could tell he was laughing,
you know, that way gophers do.
And there was no way I was going to go
all the way down there to get the key.
I've got a schedule to keep!
So, I decided to build the Metal-Unearth-inator
to track down and dig up the key,
so I can fire up my All-Purpose-inator
so I can take over the Tri-State Area somehow.
You know you could put the red king on the…
Hey! You're not even listening!
But then when I bring Mom into the backyard,
it's gone and Mom never sees it.
So here's my question, Mr. Supercomputer.
How can I get my mom to see what my brothers have done?
Elementary. You must build a device
that makes your mom see what your brothers have done.
What kind of device?
Follow my instructions to the letter.
And when you have finished, I am 100% certain
that your mom will see what your brothers have done.
OK! Where do I start?
You are going to need a toaster, a number two screwdriver,
some electrical tape…
Helmet. Helmet. Another helmet.
What happened here?
A chisel?
Well, it's no key, but at least we're getting closer in size.
A hammer? Why would someone bury a hammer?
Well, onto the pile you go.
I'm closing in on the key. I can feel it!
Perry the Platypus? How did you get out?
Well, two can play at that game.
Uh, wait a second. Hold on… Not this, not this.
There were a whole bunch of 'em just a couple of minutes ago.
Aha! Jackpot!
Now, Perry the Platypus, meet your doom!
Keep up, Buford. It's almost 2:37.
Hey, I don't have balloons to lighten my load.
I would've walked.
Three! Two! One! Lift-off!
There they go! Industrial orange marker dye
and a leaf blower.
Guaranteed happiness for Mom. Somehow.
Let's follow and see what happens!
This way, everybody!
Sure, now you put me down.
There, finished! Did I put it together right?
You built it perfectly, Candace.
Your mom will definitely see what the boys have done.
And you finished it just in time,
because in two seconds, your mom is going to pull up.
Wow!
You're right about everything!
I can't lose!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
I'm having a bad day.
Never mind! Come on! Come on! Come on!
So, not so tough without your mace.
Now I have the upper hand!
Prepare to meet your…
You throw your helmet at me? That's so lame, Perry the…
Precisely on schedule.
Hello, gopher!
It's over here! It's over here! See.
Hi, Candace.
You know, Candace, most days this is just a little disturbing.
But today, with the free coupon,
and this whole awful thing with my hair…
And the gopher lets go now.
Oh, If only I hadn't…
Huh? My hair looks so cute!
I guess it just needed some time to settle.
But, but, but, but…
It's so great when something nice happens to you.
Especially when you weren't expecting it.
- What just happened? - We did something nice for Mom.
We fixed her bad hairdo, apparently.
You did that?
Yep! You did that?
That's right. With a little supercomputer help.
So, when Mom looked in the mirror on that thing I built,
she saw what you had done?
- That's right. - And by the way, nice use
of the accordion arm.
Oh, I hate computers.
Hey! Where'd the computer go?
Oh, the key detection alarm.
I forgot I installed that.
Here, it comes! Here, it comes! Here, it comes! Wait.
I knew this was going to happen.
Uh-oh.
Well, at least I found the key to the…
Nice. Curse you, Perry the…
Why does everything explode so easily?
Yeah. I knew that was gonna happen.
Hello, Tri-State Area.
This is Al Reynolds reporting from the Danville Zoo.
I'm here with Tykera Kwok and the zoo's latest acquisition.
Tykera, what is this thing?
It looks like a beaver-duck.
No, this is a platypus.
Hey, he looks like you, Perry.
Of course, he doesn't look nearly as smart.
Well, what does it do?
Not much. He does like sandwiches, though.
So, got anything the hundreds of thousands of people
about to change the channel on me might find remotely interesting?
Well, over here we've got we have some pelicans and a baby rhino.
What's that smell?
That's my sandwich, I left it back at the truck.
No, I mean that other smell.
- Oh, that's you. - Oh, yeah. Right.
- Hi, Mom. - Hi, Candace.
I'm doing the shopping, do you need anything?
No, I'm good!
The boys said they'd have fun at home,
so go out and do something
instead of waiting around for Jeremy to call.
I do stuff. Uh-oh, call waiting! Bye!
Hi, Jeremy! I just called to let you know
I'll be at the big pet wash at the park today.
- Pet wash? - Yeah,
instead of cars, we wash pets for charity.
- You know, you can really… - Wait, hang on, Jeremy.
Okay, ew! Off the couch.
Go on. Get outta here! You heard me. Hit the road, meat brick!
- You were saying? - I was saying
you can really tell a lot about a person by the way they treat animals.
True.
Hey, why don't you bring Perry to the park
and we can wash him together? Sound like fun?
Yeah. Okay, see you there.
Oh, Perry! Come here, you little meat brick.
Ferb, I've been thinking.
Since there's nothing more fun than fun,
why not add fun to everything?
Fun shoes, fun oatmeal, fun origami…
Well, origami's already fun.
Fun house!
Great idea, Ferb!
We'll turn our house into a fun house by, you know, adding fun.
Hey, guys, where's Perry?
I think he went that way.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
I'm borrowing your platypus. Okay, have fun.
Will you stop squirming?
You're a platypus. It's not like you have somewhere to be.
Where's Agent P? You set off the wrist beacon, right, Carl?
I'm worried too, sir. So I thought I'd make myself useful
by modifying his chair.
I added a hidden button so the chair
will automatically go to Doofenshmirtz's, then automatically return here.
Everything's Agent P-sized here.
It's kind of cute. Like kindergarten.
Sign here, please.
Let me guess, you guys just delivered to the zoo.
Well, yes. Yes, we did. But…
I thought I detected a hint of western lowland gorilla.
No, no, that's me.
Oh. Sorry, dude.
That's okay, I'm learning to live with it.
Yeesh. I could learn a thing or two from you about talking less.
Now let's see, the hall of mirrors obviously goes in the hall,
but where should we put the liquid nitrogen room?
What is keeping Agent P?
Carl, what is in that sandwich?
Peanut butter, banana, and sardines.
Oh, for Pete's sake, I can see the smell from here.
Put it down and test all the outside portals.
Maybe the doors are stuck or something.
OK, sir.
Seems like it's working just…
Oh, there you are, Agent P.
Thank goodness.
You're in the way, Carl.
Oh, sorry, sir.
Agent P, we were… Wait a minute.
You're not in uniform, Agent! Where is your hat?
Auto hat activated.
That's better.
Sorry to be so harsh, Agent P, but today is a very special day.
Your 100th battle with Dr. Doofenshmirtz!
We planted hundreds of hidden cameras in Evil Incorporated
so that we here at headquarters can watch the historic event,
and also enjoy some cheap laughs.
D Shangri-La!
D You'll live forever here in Shangri-La! d.
We've got hours of that. Hours.
Now do us proud, Agent P.
Man! Look at all these pet lovers!
Yeah, my peeps.
You ready for your bath, huh, boy?
Who loves Candace?
Aw, who's a beautiful boy? Who loves Candace?
What do you need? What do you need? You know what you need?
- What do I need? - A bath.
Uh, what? Oh, yeah. Right, right. Perry.
What's wrong with you, Perry?
Don't you wanna get clean, you dirty little…
Whoops! Where'd he go?
I think he's behind that tree.
See? He's glad you found him.
Yeah. Me, too.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d.
And it looks like the zoo's new beaver-duck has escaped.
Local news.
All summer long, we have this standing appointment,
and suddenly Mr. Big Shot can't be troubled to…
Hurry up, Carl.
The fight's about to begin!
Perry the Platypus! So kind of you to finally show up and demolish my wall!
Gotcha!
Behold, the Least-Likely-inator!
All I have to do is zap someone with this baby,
and they can't help but do the least likely thing to their nature!
Oh, touchy.
Hey, Irving. Did you hear? Phineas and Ferb are building a fun house.
Really?
Who cares! I'm too cool for those losers.
Say, you're cute.
There used to be a lamp post there.
So what am I gonna do with the Least-Likely-inator, you ask?
Make my daughter obey me?
Make my father love me? No! And double no!
Well, maybe later. But first, I'm gonna aim this bad boy
at City Hall and zap my brother, the mayor.
And he'll make a fool of himself in front of the legislature,
which is the least likely thing he'd ever do.
And the city will be forced
to give the Tri-State Area to me,
his next of kin!
And don't tell me democracy doesn't work like that, Perry the Platypus!
I don't want to hear it.
Perry the Platypus, you escaped already?
Oh, don't do that!
I haven't vacuumed here in weeks.
Whee! Wall slide's working.
Hey, dinner bell, where do you want the clown head?
Clown room! Hey, Isabella,
how's that Hall of Cookies coming?
Great! But I had to double the recipe.
Hey, Ferb, how's the basement spin?
Oh, down on all fours. I know that fighting technique!
It's Singapore Crab! I learned it in Hoboken!
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna side-walk all over you, baby!
Oh, I see what you're doing.
You're messing with my head.
Trying to get into my mind, walk around in there,
rearrange the furniture, maybe re-paint the kitchen.
Take notes, Carl. You're watching a master agent at work.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're in for it! Served with butter!
Hey, where'd you… Hey, that's my sandwich display case!
Get him, Agent P!
A fake out, eh?
Okay, Perry the Platypus, the claws are off now.
From here on in, I fight the man-style!
Okay, I see you've found the brick wall.
Oh! The Marsh Maneuver.
I haven't seen one of those since 1974.
Seventy-four? You had a perm back then!
Stay off the Internet, Carl!
Here's cuteness!
That little guy is just drowning in mother love.
What's the matter, Perry the Platypus?
Don't they feed you at the agency?
OK, resting now. Resting.
Oh, you wanna go public? Fine!
Wow, Candace, you sure know your pet.
You're the most responsible pet owner I've ever seen.
That's me! Now that we're here, can I offer you a…
Whoa!
A fun house!
Man, your brothers are cool!
Oh, yeah, for sure.
D Well, you think it's a chair But it's growing curly hair *
* And your sister's unaware That she's floating in the air *
* You're living in a fun house, baby! *
* You're living in a fun house Don't mean maybe *
* A million doors in the hall And the table's on the wall *
* And the bathtub is your bed and a floating baby head *
* You're living in a fun house, Lawrence *
* So you better get Some optical illusion insurance *
* The floors are steep You'll never sleep *
* Your mother calls Through the rubber walls *
* Lifting up a feather That weighed a ton *
* Don't need to rent a fun house Make your own house fun! *
* You're living in a fun house, baby *
* You're living in a fun house Pass the gravy! *
* And while we're on the subject Meet my friend Davy *
* He was in the navy And his hair is wavy! *
* We're living in a fun house, mama *
* We're living in a fun house twice the drama *
* And while we're on the subject that Peruvian llama's *
* Wearing my pajamas And know that I'm-a just *
* Living in a fun house, baby! d.
Some fun, huh, Candace?
No, not fun! Not fun!
Candace! Boys! Come help me with the groceries!
I stand corrected.
Mom! Phineas and Ferb built a giant fun house inside our house!
I'll be right there, I just gotta get the groceries.
Hey, wait a minute, I've been going about this all wrong.
I should be zapping you
with the Least-Likely-inator, so you'll lose!
But first, I gotta get this sandwich out of the way.
Run, Perry the Platypus!
But this time you're not likely to…
Typical.
I should've zapped myself.
But, Mom! Phineas and Ferb built a…
Why am I doing this?
So, where's this fun house?
Candace cleaned the whole thing up before you could see it!
You cleaned the whole thing up before I could see it?
Yes.
Well, that seems unlikely.
Yes, yes, it does.
Surprise!
Congratulations! Astounding work!
Your 100th battle with Dr. Doofenshmirtz
is already a big hit on the OWCA internet
with five million downloads so far!
You're a star, Agent P!
D You're living in a fun house, baby *
* You're living in a fun house Pass the gravy! *
* And while we're on the subject Meet my friend Davy *
* He was in the navy and his hair is wavy *
* We're living in a fun house, mama *
* We're living in a fun house twice the drama *
* And while we're on the subject, that Peruvian llama's *
* Wearing my pajamas And know that I'm-a just *
* Living in a fun house, baby! *