1 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:05,797 * Is finding a good way to spend it * 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,132 * Like maybe * 3 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:09,509 * Building a rocket or fighting a mummy * 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,719 * Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 5 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:14,472 * Discovering something That doesn't exist d. 6 00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:15,597 Hey! 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,350 D Or giving a monkey a shower * 8 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:19,059 * Surfing tidal waves * 9 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:22,021 * Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d. 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,105 It's over here! 11 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,357 D Finding a Dodo bird * 12 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:25,650 * Painting a continent * 13 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:27,652 * Or driving our sister insane * 14 00:00:27,735 --> 00:00:28,638 Phineas! 15 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,947 D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do * 16 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,574 * Before school starts this fall d. 17 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:33,657 Come on, Perry! 18 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:38,830 D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! * 19 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:44,294 * So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d. 20 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:48,047 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 21 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,556 Hey, boys. Want some fat-free, whole-grain granola bars? 22 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:58,001 They're still warm from the oven. 23 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,227 Whole grain and fat-free? You know us so well. 24 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,645 Yes, yes, I do. 25 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,650 You know, Mom's always doing nice things for us. 26 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,320 I think it's time that we did something nice for Mom. 27 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,947 Let's see. We could… No. 28 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,200 Or… Uh-uh. 29 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:21,941 Hey, Phineas! 30 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:22,957 What you doing? 31 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,441 We're trying to think of a nice thing that we can do for Mom. 32 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,502 Any ideas? 33 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,266 You could clean up the whole house for her. 34 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,840 Or, you could get her a classic wooden slide rule 35 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:31,966 from Analog Emporium. 36 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,511 How would I know what adults like? What am I, a computer? 37 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,763 That's it! I know what we're gonna do today! 38 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,515 We're going to make a supercomputer! 39 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,266 What, your mom wants a supercomputer? 40 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:41,684 What is she, some kind of nerd? 41 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,105 No, we're going to ask the computer what to do for Mom. 42 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:48,149 Slide rule! I gave it you on a silver platter. 43 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,567 OK, I'm going out. 44 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,487 I've got a coupon for a free hairstyling from this new salon. 45 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:53,881 I'm going to freshen up my look! 46 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,281 Granola bars are in the kitchen. 47 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,325 Ugh, maybe I'll feed mine to Perry. 48 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,494 Hey, where is Perry? 49 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,291 Good morning, Agent P. 50 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,002 The entire tri-state area is becoming riddled with holes. 51 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:11,881 Also, numerous light beams have been shot from Doofenshmirtz's building. 52 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,800 Either he's having some sort of a rave, 53 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,219 or he's the one behind all those holes. 54 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,763 Investigate at once! Good luck, Agent P. 55 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,938 D We're building a supercomputer in the backyard * 56 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,190 * And singing about energy * 57 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:33,862 * We worked up the plans so it can't be that hard * 58 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:37,365 * To make a trillion terabyte memory * 59 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,952 * Our song is synchronic not the least bit ironic * 60 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:44,664 * What you hear is exactly what you see * 61 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:48,084 * We're building a supercomputer * 62 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:51,379 * And singing just what we're doing * 63 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,759 * Which is building a supercomputer * 64 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:59,095 * And over-explaining just what you're doing * 65 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,805 * All the panels are screwed in * 66 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,849 * As our song is concluding * 67 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:06,436 * What you hear is exactly what you see d. 68 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,773 And that's the story of how you made me! 69 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:11,857 He's cute! 70 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,613 That's not it. That's not it. 71 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,366 That's not it. That is not it. 72 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,410 That's not it. 73 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:29,000 Welcome, Perry the Platypus! 74 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,332 How do you like your trap? 75 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,796 That's super-quick drying cement. See? 76 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,883 Solid as a… I don't know, some rock-like substance. 77 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,008 Cement, maybe. 78 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,761 Now, with you safely trapped, 79 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:44,641 I introduce you to the Metal-Unearth-inator! 80 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,644 All right, gang. It's ready to go. 81 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,313 We just need to perform an initial scan of the tri-state area 82 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,880 so it has enough data to work with. 83 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,152 Scanning tri-state area. 84 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,988 Between that and the random laser drills, 85 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:02,450 this is like the second-best midday scrapyard rave ever! 86 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,910 Hold still and… 87 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,580 Hello, Hospital Workers Union? 88 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,125 Get out of my mind. 89 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,921 Gathering data from all objects and inhabitants. 90 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:18,216 Computing logical outcome of all events. 91 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:20,620 Done. 92 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,555 OK, Computer, are you ready to answer any question? 93 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,725 Yes, my data is complete, my logic, infallible. 94 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,686 What's two plus two? 95 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:32,439 Four. Perhaps you should just count on your fingers. 96 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:36,025 Sorry. What's the square root of 72,361? 97 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,569 Two hundred sixty-nine. 98 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,154 Try something more unusual. 99 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,599 What are the names of the girls in my Fireside Girls troop? 100 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:45,285 Gretchen, Addison, Holly, Katie, Millie and Ginger. 101 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,911 Wow! He's good. 102 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:49,289 On a multi-valve engine with variable timing, 103 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:52,083 how can I isolate an exhaust valve leak at the stem seal 104 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,752 without removing the camshaft? 105 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,628 Coat the engine with tomato paste 106 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,172 and the leak will reveal itself. 107 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,551 He's right. Uh, what size pants do I wear? 108 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,553 Boys, husky, extra-large. 109 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:06,473 He's right. Impressive. 110 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,767 Well, you seem to be working perfectly, 111 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,561 so, Computer, what is the nicest thing 112 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,896 we can do for Mom today? 113 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,773 Computing… 114 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,023 Done. 115 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:19,068 Get a gallon of industrial marking dye and a leaf blower. 116 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:22,280 Tie balloons onto them, then go to the top of Danville Hill 117 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,907 and at 2:37 p.m., 118 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,075 release them into the wind. Really? 119 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:28,203 Nothing could make your mother happier today. 120 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,997 You turned down slide rule for this? 121 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,458 I don't know, Baljeet. From what we've seen so far, 122 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:35,376 I think a little blind faith is called for. 123 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,669 You know nothing about women. 124 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,129 Dude, it's over. 125 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:41,508 OK, there must be something bustable going on out here. 126 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,927 What is that? 127 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,512 I am a supercomputer. 128 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,431 I can answer any question that you could possibly ask. 129 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,667 Did my brothers make you? 130 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,476 Yes, yes, they did. 131 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,770 OK, so let me think of a question. 132 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,481 Hmm, how many states in the United States? 133 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,358 Fifty. What goes on top of pancakes? 134 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,651 Butter and syrup. 135 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,456 How do you pronounce the "J" in "jalapeno"? 136 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,196 It makes the "H" sound. 137 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,364 I knew that. 138 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:05,674 How many fingers behind my back? 139 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,575 - Two. - OK, that's just freaky. 140 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,079 And bustable. All I've gotta do is… 141 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:12,914 But it never works! 142 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:16,376 No matter what I try, whatever the boys do just disappears before Mom looks. 143 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,587 If only there was some way to guarantee Mom would see what the boys have done. 144 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,391 What? Another one? 145 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:34,185 Why are there so many helmets buried in the tri-state area? 146 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,770 Well, onto the pile you go. 147 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,398 So, Perry the Platypus, 148 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,733 I hope you didn't come here because of all the holes. 149 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:44,446 Because the Metal-Unearth-inator is not even my final plan! 150 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,448 May I present to you my real plan, 151 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,950 it's the All-Purpose-inator! 152 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,452 You've heard of a man's man? 153 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,120 Well, this is an inator's inator. 154 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,788 It does everything! 155 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,540 Of course, once I activate it, 156 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,876 it will make all my other inators obsolete. 157 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,253 But, uh, I guess that's progress. 158 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,298 Unfortunately, I ran into a little snag. 159 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:07,510 After putting all the final touches on my All-Purpose-inator 160 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,054 I took a step back to admire my handiwork. 161 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,141 Victory was finally within my grasp! 162 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,685 All I needed to do, was turn the thing on. 163 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,480 Then fate played a cruel joke. 164 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:22,692 The ignition key fell off my balcony! 165 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,237 I finally spotted it, when… 166 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,115 I could tell he was laughing, 167 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:31,034 you know, that way gophers do. 168 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,553 And there was no way I was going to go 169 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,971 all the way down there to get the key. 170 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,246 I've got a schedule to keep! 171 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,791 So, I decided to build the Metal-Unearth-inator 172 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,334 to track down and dig up the key, 173 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,836 so I can fire up my All-Purpose-inator 174 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,340 so I can take over the Tri-State Area somehow. 175 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,901 You know you could put the red king on the… 176 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,177 Hey! You're not even listening! 177 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,638 But then when I bring Mom into the backyard, 178 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,556 it's gone and Mom never sees it. 179 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,309 So here's my question, Mr. Supercomputer. 180 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,104 How can I get my mom to see what my brothers have done? 181 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,397 Elementary. You must build a device 182 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,858 that makes your mom see what your brothers have done. 183 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,192 What kind of device? 184 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,778 Follow my instructions to the letter. 185 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,531 And when you have finished, I am 100% certain 186 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,866 that your mom will see what your brothers have done. 187 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,576 OK! Where do I start? 188 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:16,579 You are going to need a toaster, a number two screwdriver, 189 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,248 some electrical tape… 190 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:24,754 Helmet. Helmet. Another helmet. 191 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,381 What happened here? 192 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,007 A chisel? 193 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,533 Well, it's no key, but at least we're getting closer in size. 194 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,472 A hammer? Why would someone bury a hammer? 195 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,349 Well, onto the pile you go. 196 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,480 I'm closing in on the key. I can feel it! 197 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,483 Perry the Platypus? How did you get out? 198 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,030 Well, two can play at that game. 199 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:57,162 Uh, wait a second. Hold on… Not this, not this. 200 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,645 There were a whole bunch of 'em just a couple of minutes ago. 201 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,166 Aha! Jackpot! 202 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:04,210 Now, Perry the Platypus, meet your doom! 203 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,465 Keep up, Buford. It's almost 2:37. 204 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,675 Hey, I don't have balloons to lighten my load. 205 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,800 I would've walked. 206 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:15,388 Three! Two! One! Lift-off! 207 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,724 There they go! Industrial orange marker dye 208 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,184 and a leaf blower. 209 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,104 Guaranteed happiness for Mom. Somehow. 210 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,814 Let's follow and see what happens! 211 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,817 This way, everybody! 212 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,945 Sure, now you put me down. 213 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,656 There, finished! Did I put it together right? 214 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,617 You built it perfectly, Candace. 215 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,453 Your mom will definitely see what the boys have done. 216 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,497 And you finished it just in time, 217 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,708 because in two seconds, your mom is going to pull up. 218 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:44,792 Wow! 219 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,294 You're right about everything! 220 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:47,670 I can't lose! 221 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,799 Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! 222 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,346 I'm having a bad day. 223 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,723 Never mind! Come on! Come on! Come on! 224 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,148 So, not so tough without your mace. 225 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,109 Now I have the upper hand! 226 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,027 Prepare to meet your… 227 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,559 You throw your helmet at me? That's so lame, Perry the… 228 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,202 Precisely on schedule. 229 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,371 Hello, gopher! 230 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,501 It's over here! It's over here! See. 231 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,279 Hi, Candace. 232 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,297 You know, Candace, most days this is just a little disturbing. 233 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,341 But today, with the free coupon, 234 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,188 and this whole awful thing with my hair… 235 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,928 And the gopher lets go now. 236 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,933 Oh, If only I hadn't… 237 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,691 Huh? My hair looks so cute! 238 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,152 I guess it just needed some time to settle. 239 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,263 But, but, but, but… 240 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,238 It's so great when something nice happens to you. 241 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,961 Especially when you weren't expecting it. 242 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,951 - What just happened? - We did something nice for Mom. 243 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,829 We fixed her bad hairdo, apparently. 244 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:03,997 You did that? 245 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,415 Yep! You did that? 246 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,751 That's right. With a little supercomputer help. 247 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,295 So, when Mom looked in the mirror on that thing I built, 248 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,755 she saw what you had done? 249 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,965 - That's right. - And by the way, nice use 250 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,048 of the accordion arm. 251 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,427 Oh, I hate computers. 252 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,471 Hey! Where'd the computer go? 253 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,849 Oh, the key detection alarm. 254 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,184 I forgot I installed that. 255 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,597 Here, it comes! Here, it comes! Here, it comes! Wait. 256 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,146 I knew this was going to happen. 257 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,522 Uh-oh. 258 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,110 Well, at least I found the key to the… 259 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:38,239 Nice. Curse you, Perry the… 260 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,409 Why does everything explode so easily? 261 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,872 Yeah. I knew that was gonna happen. 262 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,209 Hello, Tri-State Area. 263 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,711 This is Al Reynolds reporting from the Danville Zoo. 264 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,632 I'm here with Tykera Kwok and the zoo's latest acquisition. 265 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,675 Tykera, what is this thing? 266 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,177 It looks like a beaver-duck. 267 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,678 No, this is a platypus. 268 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,972 Hey, he looks like you, Perry. 269 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,100 Of course, he doesn't look nearly as smart. 270 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,186 Well, what does it do? 271 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,230 Not much. He does like sandwiches, though. 272 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,441 So, got anything the hundreds of thousands of people 273 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,528 about to change the channel on me might find remotely interesting? 274 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,171 Well, over here we've got we have some pelicans and a baby rhino. 275 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,117 What's that smell? 276 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,536 That's my sandwich, I left it back at the truck. 277 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,829 No, I mean that other smell. 278 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,354 - Oh, that's you. - Oh, yeah. Right. 279 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,459 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, Candace. 280 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,336 I'm doing the shopping, do you need anything? 281 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,364 No, I'm good! 282 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,898 The boys said they'd have fun at home, 283 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,549 so go out and do something 284 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,527 instead of waiting around for Jeremy to call. 285 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,594 I do stuff. Uh-oh, call waiting! Bye! 286 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,471 Hi, Jeremy! I just called to let you know 287 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,355 I'll be at the big pet wash at the park today. 288 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,501 - Pet wash? - Yeah, 289 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,518 instead of cars, we wash pets for charity. 290 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,830 - You know, you can really… - Wait, hang on, Jeremy. 291 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,397 Okay, ew! Off the couch. 292 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,941 Go on. Get outta here! You heard me. Hit the road, meat brick! 293 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,609 - You were saying? - I was saying 294 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,779 you can really tell a lot about a person by the way they treat animals. 295 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,448 True. 296 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,450 Hey, why don't you bring Perry to the park 297 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,293 and we can wash him together? Sound like fun? 298 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,496 Yeah. Okay, see you there. 299 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,291 Oh, Perry! Come here, you little meat brick. 300 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,959 Ferb, I've been thinking. 301 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,295 Since there's nothing more fun than fun, 302 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,464 why not add fun to everything? 303 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,633 Fun shoes, fun oatmeal, fun origami… 304 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,552 Well, origami's already fun. 305 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,220 Fun house! 306 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,471 Great idea, Ferb! 307 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:29,267 We'll turn our house into a fun house by, you know, adding fun. 308 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,393 Hey, guys, where's Perry? 309 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,644 I think he went that way. 310 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,856 Oh, there you are, Perry. 311 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,609 I'm borrowing your platypus. Okay, have fun. 312 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,360 Will you stop squirming? 313 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,630 You're a platypus. It's not like you have somewhere to be. 314 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,073 Where's Agent P? You set off the wrist beacon, right, Carl? 315 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,118 I'm worried too, sir. So I thought I'd make myself useful 316 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,620 by modifying his chair. 317 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,097 I added a hidden button so the chair 318 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:53,708 will automatically go to Doofenshmirtz's, then automatically return here. 319 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,711 Everything's Agent P-sized here. 320 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,755 It's kind of cute. Like kindergarten. 321 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,090 Sign here, please. 322 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,467 Let me guess, you guys just delivered to the zoo. 323 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,652 Well, yes. Yes, we did. But… 324 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,763 I thought I detected a hint of western lowland gorilla. 325 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,140 No, no, that's me. 326 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,101 Oh. Sorry, dude. 327 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,520 That's okay, I'm learning to live with it. 328 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,689 Yeesh. I could learn a thing or two from you about talking less. 329 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,860 Now let's see, the hall of mirrors obviously goes in the hall, 330 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,946 but where should we put the liquid nitrogen room? 331 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,198 What is keeping Agent P? 332 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,283 Carl, what is in that sandwich? 333 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,078 Peanut butter, banana, and sardines. 334 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,956 Oh, for Pete's sake, I can see the smell from here. 335 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,375 Put it down and test all the outside portals. 336 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,127 Maybe the doors are stuck or something. 337 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,294 OK, sir. 338 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,051 Seems like it's working just… 339 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,553 Oh, there you are, Agent P. 340 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,012 Thank goodness. 341 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,388 You're in the way, Carl. 342 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,682 Oh, sorry, sir. 343 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,476 Agent P, we were… Wait a minute. 344 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:57,313 You're not in uniform, Agent! Where is your hat? 345 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,274 Auto hat activated. 346 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,357 That's better. 347 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:05,113 Sorry to be so harsh, Agent P, but today is a very special day. 348 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,158 Your 100th battle with Dr. Doofenshmirtz! 349 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,412 We planted hundreds of hidden cameras in Evil Incorporated 350 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:15,248 so that we here at headquarters can watch the historic event, 351 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,625 and also enjoy some cheap laughs. 352 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,586 D Shangri-La! 353 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,714 D You'll live forever here in Shangri-La! d. 354 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,383 We've got hours of that. Hours. 355 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,926 Now do us proud, Agent P. 356 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,856 Man! Look at all these pet lovers! 357 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,148 Yeah, my peeps. 358 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,026 You ready for your bath, huh, boy? 359 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,235 Who loves Candace? 360 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:47,197 Aw, who's a beautiful boy? Who loves Candace? 361 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,241 What do you need? What do you need? You know what you need? 362 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,868 - What do I need? - A bath. 363 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,538 Uh, what? Oh, yeah. Right, right. Perry. 364 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,404 What's wrong with you, Perry? 365 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,064 Don't you wanna get clean, you dirty little… 366 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,840 Whoops! Where'd he go? 367 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,385 I think he's behind that tree. 368 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,596 See? He's glad you found him. 369 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,348 Yeah. Me, too. 370 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:17,060 D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d. 371 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,646 And it looks like the zoo's new beaver-duck has escaped. 372 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:20,980 Local news. 373 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,209 All summer long, we have this standing appointment, 374 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,735 and suddenly Mr. Big Shot can't be troubled to… 375 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,531 Hurry up, Carl. 376 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,674 The fight's about to begin! 377 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:34,828 Perry the Platypus! So kind of you to finally show up and demolish my wall! 378 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,120 Gotcha! 379 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:41,000 Behold, the Least-Likely-inator! 380 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,420 All I have to do is zap someone with this baby, 381 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,507 and they can't help but do the least likely thing to their nature! 382 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,300 Oh, touchy. 383 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,178 Hey, Irving. Did you hear? Phineas and Ferb are building a fun house. 384 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,387 Really? 385 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,182 Who cares! I'm too cool for those losers. 386 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,435 Say, you're cute. 387 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,645 There used to be a lamp post there. 388 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:04,732 So what am I gonna do with the Least-Likely-inator, you ask? 389 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,151 Make my daughter obey me? 390 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,778 Make my father love me? No! And double no! 391 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,531 Well, maybe later. But first, I'm gonna aim this bad boy 392 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,366 at City Hall and zap my brother, the mayor. 393 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,745 And he'll make a fool of himself in front of the legislature, 394 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,330 which is the least likely thing he'd ever do. 395 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,874 And the city will be forced 396 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,792 to give the Tri-State Area to me, 397 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,210 his next of kin! 398 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,814 And don't tell me democracy doesn't work like that, Perry the Platypus! 399 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:27,838 I don't want to hear it. 400 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,552 Perry the Platypus, you escaped already? 401 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,138 Oh, don't do that! 402 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,890 I haven't vacuumed here in weeks. 403 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,059 Whee! Wall slide's working. 404 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,353 Hey, dinner bell, where do you want the clown head? 405 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,022 Clown room! Hey, Isabella, 406 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,607 how's that Hall of Cookies coming? 407 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,692 Great! But I had to double the recipe. 408 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,320 Hey, Ferb, how's the basement spin? 409 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:57,285 Oh, down on all fours. I know that fighting technique! 410 00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,205 It's Singapore Crab! I learned it in Hoboken! 411 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,958 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna side-walk all over you, baby! 412 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,169 Oh, I see what you're doing. 413 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,629 You're messing with my head. 414 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,715 Trying to get into my mind, walk around in there, 415 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,131 rearrange the furniture, maybe re-paint the kitchen. 416 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:16,096 Take notes, Carl. You're watching a master agent at work. 417 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:19,432 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're in for it! Served with butter! 418 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,312 Hey, where'd you… Hey, that's my sandwich display case! 419 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,944 Get him, Agent P! 420 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,321 A fake out, eh? 421 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,783 Okay, Perry the Platypus, the claws are off now. 422 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,577 From here on in, I fight the man-style! 423 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,374 Okay, I see you've found the brick wall. 424 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,334 Oh! The Marsh Maneuver. 425 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,629 I haven't seen one of those since 1974. 426 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,673 Seventy-four? You had a perm back then! 427 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:52,876 Stay off the Internet, Carl! 428 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,635 Here's cuteness! 429 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,846 That little guy is just drowning in mother love. 430 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,657 What's the matter, Perry the Platypus? 431 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,224 Don't they feed you at the agency? 432 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,811 OK, resting now. Resting. 433 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,898 Oh, you wanna go public? Fine! 434 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,234 Wow, Candace, you sure know your pet. 435 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,528 You're the most responsible pet owner I've ever seen. 436 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,072 That's me! Now that we're here, can I offer you a… 437 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,574 Whoa! 438 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,577 A fun house! 439 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,953 Man, your brothers are cool! 440 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,455 Oh, yeah, for sure. 441 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,126 D Well, you think it's a chair But it's growing curly hair * 442 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,712 * And your sister's unaware That she's floating in the air * 443 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,256 * You're living in a fun house, baby! * 444 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,259 * You're living in a fun house Don't mean maybe * 445 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,953 * A million doors in the hall And the table's on the wall * 446 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,556 * And the bathtub is your bed and a floating baby head * 447 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,933 * You're living in a fun house, Lawrence * 448 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,020 * So you better get Some optical illusion insurance * 449 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,689 * The floors are steep You'll never sleep * 450 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,400 * Your mother calls Through the rubber walls * 451 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,111 * Lifting up a feather That weighed a ton * 452 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,364 * Don't need to rent a fun house Make your own house fun! * 453 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,662 * You're living in a fun house, baby * 454 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,041 * You're living in a fun house Pass the gravy! * 455 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,460 * And while we're on the subject Meet my friend Davy * 456 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,004 * He was in the navy And his hair is wavy! * 457 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,381 * We're living in a fun house, mama * 458 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,760 * We're living in a fun house twice the drama * 459 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,221 * And while we're on the subject that Peruvian llama's * 460 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,140 * Wearing my pajamas And know that I'm-a just * 461 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,309 * Living in a fun house, baby! d. 462 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,394 Some fun, huh, Candace? 463 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,480 No, not fun! Not fun! 464 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,525 Candace! Boys! Come help me with the groceries! 465 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:34,818 I stand corrected. 466 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,530 Mom! Phineas and Ferb built a giant fun house inside our house! 467 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,324 I'll be right there, I just gotta get the groceries. 468 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,260 Hey, wait a minute, I've been going about this all wrong. 469 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,327 I should be zapping you 470 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,496 with the Least-Likely-inator, so you'll lose! 471 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,828 But first, I gotta get this sandwich out of the way. 472 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,003 Run, Perry the Platypus! 473 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,297 But this time you're not likely to… 474 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,509 Typical. 475 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,303 I should've zapped myself. 476 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,682 But, Mom! Phineas and Ferb built a… 477 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,615 Why am I doing this? 478 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,576 So, where's this fun house? 479 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,979 Candace cleaned the whole thing up before you could see it! 480 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,289 You cleaned the whole thing up before I could see it? 481 00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,582 Yes. 482 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,751 Well, that seems unlikely. 483 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,211 Yes, yes, it does. 484 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:41,801 Surprise! 485 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,596 Congratulations! Astounding work! 486 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,098 Your 100th battle with Dr. Doofenshmirtz 487 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,476 is already a big hit on the OWCA internet 488 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,519 with five million downloads so far! 489 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,646 You're a star, Agent P! 490 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,609 D You're living in a fun house, baby * 491 00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:00,278 * You're living in a fun house Pass the gravy! * 492 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,114 * And while we're on the subject Meet my friend Davy * 493 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,658 * He was in the navy and his hair is wavy * 494 00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:08,578 * We're living in a fun house, mama * 495 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,206 * We're living in a fun house twice the drama * 496 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:13,750 * And while we're on the subject, that Peruvian llama's * 497 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,628 * Wearing my pajamas And know that I'm-a just * 498 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,880 * Living in a fun house, baby! *