* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
You know what, Ferb?
This is gonna be the most interesting thing
we've ever built.
And the tallest.
Yes, and the tallest.
And the heaviest.
Well, we're chatty today, aren't we?
I know, Stace, I can't believe I lost another one!
I'm gonna go out of mind without it!
Candace, I've got something for you.
Stacy, I'm gonna have to call you back.
My new phone is here.
Whee! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
So, how many apps does it run?
Can I play MP3s and send texts to Stacy at the same time?
How about… Hey, wait a minute.
All this phone does is
make phone calls!
Sorry, Candace, you've lost four phones in four months,
So I got you the cheapest replacement I could find.
If you lose this one, it's life without a phone
for Candace Flynn.
"Life without a phone for Candace Flynn"?
But… But that's me!
Fire in the hole!
Phineas and Ferb, will you keep… No!
Oh! Well, how about that? It's all right.
Hey, kid, where do you want these ridiculously heavy lead bars?
Just set them down over there somewhere.
Not on my phone!
On second thought, bring them over here.
Sure thing, kid.
- Thanks a lot. - No sweat, kid.
It's blinking. Maybe it's still OK.
Oh, hey. I need you to sign this invoice.
OK. And here you go.
Thanks, kid. Oh,
forgot my pen.
- Here you go. - Thanks again.
It had a cap.
Oh, sorry.
Take it easy, kid.
Oh, no! Phonsie! Oh, what have they done to you?
Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me?
I can hear you, Candace.
Oh, great, it still works.
Yeah, Phineas, I was just telling you that… Uh!
Oh, no! Is that your new cell phone?
It used to be.
Wait a second. You guys are good with wires and gadgets and stuff.
Can you fix it?
Well, it took almost 40 years to perfect the technology
that makes the modern cell phone possible.
So, give us 38 minutes.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today,
Before we do the other thing that we were gonna do today.
Hey, where's Perry?
- Carl! - What?
Look! I'm getting messages from some diabolically clever hacker.
Who goes by the sinister initials "TTYL."
Sir, that means "talk to you later."
If you scroll down, you can see that message was from me.
Oh, I, I see. That's, uh, that's very clever.
Good morning, Agent P.
Uh, beat it, Carl. I'm on.
Sources tell us that Doofenshmirtz is "ROTFL."
We don't know what that means, but it sounds dangerous.
Sir, ROTFL means…
Not now, Carl, I'm briefing Agent P.
So get out there and good hunting.
Oh, no, Carl, now it just says "q-q-q-q."
It means your thumb is on the Q-key, sir.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
But, Charlene, I'm waiting for my exercise show to start,
So I can't go get Vanessa from class.
Why can't you pick her up?
Well, how long does knee surgery take?
What about afterwards?
OK, OK. All right, I'll do it.
I'll figure something out. Yes.
Yes, I promise.
Goodbye.
Sheesh!
Maybe I can make some sort of inator that will pick her up for me!
Hey, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?
We made Candace the best phone ever!
What we've done here is revolutionize modern technology.
We've put all kinds of cool features on it.
My favorite is the voice-activated phone transporter app.
Show them, Ferb.
You just say the words, "Go to,"
and then specify the name or place you're trying to reach,
and the phone will take you there.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Isabella, would you go stand over there in the driveway, please?
Sure, Phineas!
She's gone. Let's talk about her.
Focus, Buford.
Ready, spaghetti!
Go to Isabella.
Isabella located.
Hey, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?
I'm transporting!
Go to garage.
Garage located.
- Dang it! - So then, Phineas was all like… Oh.
I'll finish my story later.
And that's how it works.
OK, Phineas.
Thirty-eight minutes is up.
But, Candace, you really should see our interactive tutorial.
The only thing I wanna see is you, later.
- What was that? - That was the rim shot app.
Are you sure you don't want to watch the tutorial?
I'm a teenage girl.
Nobody has to teach me how to use a cell phone.
Now, if you'll excuse me, me and little phonsie-wonsie
have to make up for lost time. OK? Yeah, we do.
OK.
Let's get back to what we were doing before.
And when we get there, let's talk about Candace.
- D Doofenshmirtz… d. - Basement.
Man, it's dark down here.
Turn on the light, Heinz, you're not a bat.
Hey! It's Norm's old head, the original prototype!
I wonder if it still works?
Oh, great, look who's here.
- It's Dr. Doof-degree-purchased. - On-the-internet
with-my-wife's-money-enshmirtz.
Well, I must say it's good to hear your voice again, too,
after so long!
I just came down here to get some parts for a new inator.
Hey, take me with you.
I haven't seen you blow yourself up in a long time.
All right, Mr. Smarty-pants. Come on, let's go.
Hey, on the way, let's swing by the store and get you some deodorant.
- Quiet, you! - Oh.
Yeah, so, like, then I had to go whole,
like, 38 minutes without a phone,
And I was like, "You guys better fix it, or else!"
And they were like, "Candace, you're the best big sis we've ever had."
And I was like, "Yeah," and they were like "Wooaheeehh!"
Candace, I'd love to hear more, and I'm sure I will,
but right now I'm trying to finish this documentary on Easter Island.
Man, I wish I could go.
Why would you ever want to go to Easter Island?
Easter Island located.
Stacy? What happened to your voice?
Oh, how did I get here?
Phineas and Ferb!
I really got to hand it to myself, Norm's Old Head.
I'm a genius!
Oh, is that what you see?
Because I'm looking at a lab coat filled with dunkleberries
on top of which someone has strategically placed a cabbage.
This is my new inator.
I call it the Pick-'Em-Up-inator!
Mmm-hmm. So what's this one do,
And where can I hide when it doesn't do it and blows up?
All I have to do is enter the coordinates, then launch.
I should've known Dad would be late.
Oh, what is this?
- Curse you, unknown rocket-helmet. - Transportation thing!
Oh, sweet! I'm home.
Never mind, unknown rocket-helmet-transportation thing!
Hey, look, Old Norm Head.
It worked! It functioned properly.
Vanessa's all picked up and taken home, with three minutes to spare.
That's great. We can spend the rest of the day
working on your personality.
Hey, this time, let's try to bump it up to a C minus.
I'm starting to remember why I replaced you and put you in storage.
Perry the Platypus?
What? I didn't do anything wrong today.
I just built an inator to pick up my daughter.
But, hey, as long as you're here,
why don't you join me for my evil exercise show?
I've got a spare headband!
D Dance, baby, dance, baby Hands in the air *
* Get down to the store Buy a wicker chair *
* Sweat, baby, sweat, baby Wave your feet *
* Throw off your shoes And dance to the beat *
* Just dance, baby *
* Dance, baby *
* Wave your arms in the air *
* Wear sunglasses for the glare *
* Yeah, yeah *
* Shake your feet to the beat *
* Make sure you get a window seat, yeah *
* Sweat, baby, sweat, baby Soak your hat *
* Wring it out, take it to the laudromat *
* Dance, baby, dance, baby Wave your feet *
* Throw off your shoes And dance to the beat *
* Just dance, baby *
* Dance, baby d d Dance, baby *
* Dance, baby, dance, baby Shake your hips *
* Go down to the pier And get some fish and chips *
* Groove, baby, groove, baby Motivate your limbs *
* Never eat a cactus If you're out of practice *
* Shake your feet to the beat Get a window seat *
* You feel the heat And you feel complete *
* You're poppin' it Round the clockin' it *
* Everybody's talkin' 'Cause you're rockin' it *
* Dance, baby d.
Easter Island?
Who makes an app that sends people to Easter Island?
Hey, come back here! I need that to get home!
Oh, that was close.
Talk about a cliffhanger.
Can I get you a sports drink, Perry the Platypus?
No? All right. Suit yourself.
Say, as long as you're tied up,
I'll tell you the evil plan I just thought of while we were working out.
See, I figured my Pick-'Em-Up-inator worked so well,
I could mass produce them and pick up everyone in the Tri-State Area.
Then they would have to do what I tell them.
Man, what is in this stuff?
OK, bird! You'd better give me my phone
or I'm gonna rock you to sleep
with a real rock!
Argh!
Yes, what is it, Agent T?
Oh, no! That's Candace Flynn of the Flynn-Fletcher family.
- Phineas! - I better notify Agent P.
Good work, Agent T.
"Glycerol, glycerol, ester of rosin,
yellow 15…"
I guess they had 14 other yellows.
"Sucrose acetate, isobut…"
Ouch! Ow! What is that about?
Man! You tie a guy up and he gets all foot-stompy on you for no reason!
Hey, Perry the Platypus, could you do me a favor
and leave that remote here?
There, I'm better.
Hey. Perry the Platypus, that's it?
You're just gonna thwart and run?
Curse you, Perry the…
Hello? Oh, hi Vanessa. Yes, that was my inator.
Listen, honey, I'm in the middle of something. Hold on one second.
Platypus!
So, how was class?
Oh, give me that phone, bird.
Ow! Oh, give me a break.
Well, you were right, Ferb.
The most interesting thing we ever built
was very tall and very heavy.
And that guy from the museum seemed very appreciative.
I still can't believe it fit in his truck.
Hey, Candace. Buford was just talking about you.
You guys are so busted! I'm calling Mom right now!
Oh, no! I don't have the phone!
That's Mom!
When she finds out I lost it, my life is ruined!
Relax, Candace. We made two, just in case.
You did that for me?
Well, sure.
Thank you.
You do realize I'm still gonna have to bust you
for making me go to Timbuktu.
Timbuktu located.
Meep…
She's gonna miss pie.
Phineas and Ferb!
Finally, a place where a head can be a head.
When does the bunny get here with all the eggs?
Huh? Easter Island? Huh? Huh?
Oh, man, where's that bird with the rim shot app when you need him?
D Pinhead Pierre… d.
Boys! Boys! Come Quick!
What is it, Dad?
It's the new digitally re-mastered third series of Pinhead Pierre!
Only the best series ever of my favorite show ever! That's all.
You had us at "Come quick!"
Hi, kids!
Kids, sometimes when your head is this small,
You just want to get away for a bit.
You know, escape from all the laughing and pointing.
Whenever I feel like that, you know what I do?
Magic carpet ride!
Roll out your official Pinhead Pierre rugs, kids!
Right-ho! It's been at my bedside all these years.
Hop on, boys!
We're about to take off on the ride of a lifetime!
What's the magic word?
Streptococcus!
Whoa! Whoa! We're flying!
Here we go, boys!
And look out below. It's Paris!
There's the Arc de Triomphe!
And there's the Eiffel Tower.
And there's the… Colosseum?
What's that doing here?
Lawrence, can you look at these tile samples with me?
I wanna re-do the living room.
Oh, well, I suppose it wasn't quite as thrilling as I remembered.
Carry on, boys.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Hey, where's Perry?
Wrong pants! Huh?
Oh, sorry, Agent P.
Uh, guess I was, uh, dozing there.
Anyway, it appears Dr. Doofenshmirtz has completely cleared the Tri-State Area.
Out of all grape juice, red wine, chocolate, marinara sauce, India ink,
and worst of all, coffee.
So, uh, go and, uh… You know, do the thing… That thing.
Sorry, I'm just no good until I have that first mug o' joe.
I try and I try and I try,
but no matter what I do, things never work out like I plan.
Maybe if I knew how things were gonna turn out,
I could plan for that, and then do the right stuff.
I know, I know. That doesn't make any sense, does it?
You said it, sister. Have a cookie.
I guess it's too much to expect some magic answer to all my problems.
Let's see…
"Somebody close to you will take a trip."
Boy, I'd hope they take me with…
- I'm OK! - That was great.
What a dumb coincidence.
Let's try another. "You'll know the truth when it hits you."
OK. Boring.
Oh, no, girl, you are not…
"Let the wisest among you light the way."
There! A light bulb! And an old guy!
Does anybody know where I live?
But, Candace, you're just…
No, Stacy, it's real!
These cookies know what's going to happen next.
I can use them to bust my brothers.
- Thanks for the cookies! - Candace!
Hey! Those cost a tenth of a cent a piece!
So, enjoy them in good health, I guess.
Well, another interior design crisis averted.
Have a seat, Dad!
What, some new videogame, then?
You'll see. Voice-ignition system, active.
Micro-filament omni-directional jet grid, active.
Anti-gravity quantum state lift discs, active.
We have lift-off in four, three, two, one.
Has the entire second floor always opened up like this?
We don't use it very often, but yeah.
Well, nostalgia's got nothing on this!
Ah, Perry the Platypus, just in time!
Our flight is about to leave.
Behold! The Stain-inator!
What's it for you ask? I'll tell you on the way.
It began in Gimmelshtoomp,
When I was a callow youth yearning for a career in fine art.
I quickly discovered that although I loved painting,
my muse was sometimes inaccessible.
Then, one day, just as I was about to give up in frustration.
Inspiration struck!
I was up for three days straight,
gripped in glorious artistic fever.
And finally, my masterpiece!
I rushed across the street to get my brother Roger.
He was in the middle of his favorite meal,
a sloppy joe, greasy French fries with ketchup,
grape juice, coffee and chocolate pudding.
But I insisted he come at once!
That day, I made a solemn vow
that Roger would pay for what he'd done.
The next morning I had the solemn vow notarized…
But today, I will finally get my revenge!
You see, my brother, the Honorable Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz,
Will be unveiling a new piece of art for the lobby of City Hall.
Hence the Stain-inator, hence revenge, hence…
No more hencing, that's about it.
I say, boys, you can barely feel the road!
It corners like a dream.
Pinhead Pierre, eat your heart out.
What do you say we take the gang for a spin?
Wow!
D You can't see much of the skyline *
* It looks like more of a grid *
* It's a viable variation of view *
* But it's something, I'm sure We'll be glad that we did *
* It's not like the world That we see from the ground *
* I guess the main difference Is we're looking down *
* So climb on our aerial area rug *
* It's certain to keep us aloft *
* Its aerodynamics are highly advanced *
* And its weave is so tight and so soft *
* Though this vista's diverse *
* Is it better or worse *
* If you'll ask I'll just give you a shrug *
* But you can vary your view of the area *
* From our aerial area rug *
* It's a brand new perspective *
* Literally *
* We can see the tops of buildings *
* Come along with me *
* You can vary your view of the area *
* From our aerial area rug *
* You can vary your view of the area *
* From our aerial area rug d.
Ah, thank you, boys. This was lovely.
Does anyone else want to be king of the world?
Ah, keep it, Bro. It suits you.
OK, here we go.
"You choose the path that few others dare travel."
Done and done. Come on, Stace. Follow me!
Really, Candace? What do you hope to accomplish by this?
Everything!
Don't you see?
All the problems in my life can be solved.
Through concrete knowledge of the future!
Right. As you create a whole new set of problems.
Oh, stop being so closed-minded.
For instance, what's my biggest problem?
You believe fortune cookies are real.
I mean besides that.
Well, you're totally obsessed with busting your brothers.
Exactly! And with infallible fortune cookie guidance,
I can accomplish that easily! Watch.
"If something seems fishy, maybe it's a fish."
Genius.
Hey! Catch it now! Fresh fish! Fresh fish!
What do you have to say now, Doubty McNon-belief?
Why am I suddenly Irish?
To the fish market!
Excuse me, have you guys seen two little… Oof!
- Ew! - Gross!
Gross, but foretold, Stacy.
Preordained! What's next? What's next?
Better be something about soap.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
To the dumpster!
"Success starts at home!"
Finally! It's go time! To the backyard!
It gets hard to watch.
Boy, it's just gorgeous out, huh?
A perfect day for ruining a City Hall lobby art dedication.
You know, if you're into that kind of thing,
Which I am.
Either way, it's nice to get out of the lab for a change,
And, you know, try to destroy each other out in the fresh air.
Like a field trip! To the death.
Thank you.
I'm sure if I thought about it,
I could come up with some emotionally scarring backstories
that are more outdoorsy…
What does this look like to you?
That.
Well, it's great to finally meet you in
person.
So, when can I see you again?
Wow, not only does this thing work,
it has a sense of irony!
Ow! Ooh!
Thank you, friends, and welcome.
Right on time.
It fills me with great pride to contribute today
to the cultural enrichment of the Tri-State Area.
I've always been a great lover of the arts.
Liar, liar, pantalones del fuego!
Yah! You again! There!
Auto-fire in 30 seconds.
Nothing can stop it now.
You see, the greatest painting I ever saw was made by my brother, Heinz.
You'd better believe it! Art killer!
And I, in an extraordinary act of clumsiness, destroyed it.
Denying him the accolades he so craved and deserved.
And here comes the payback!
And that's why I've spent the last two decades
restoring it to its former glory!
What? Huh, what? No! No, no, no!
Ladies and gentlemen, my brother's painting.
No!
Well, that was 20 years well spent.
Melanie, what's my next appointment?
Go ahead, Perry the Platypus. I don't care anymore.
Gotta get home! Gotta get home!
There they are!
D Pinhead Pierre has the smallest head of which I'm aware d.
Fate is kind!
Behold this, you stupid…
Did anyone else feel a drop?
Mom! Mom! Mom!
Hi, Candace. That's a nice look for you.
You gotta see! Carpet! Living room! Now! Look!
A new living room carpet!
Oh, that's much better than tile.
How lovely.
You surprised me, Lawrence.
I thought you were gonna sit in front of this TV all day.
- I did! - Oh, you!
I think this calls for a celebration. Who wants Chinese?
- Me! I do! - Me! Me! Me!
You OK, kiddo?
I don't get it.
These things have been right about everything.
I mean, look!
"Don't believe everything you read."
Words to live by.
D We can see the tops of buildings *
* Come along with me *
* You can vary your view of the area *
* From our aerial area rug *
* You can vary your view of the area *
* From our aerial area rug *