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<i>* Like maybe *</i>

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<i>* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *</i>

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<i>* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *</i>

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<i>* Discovering something
That doesn't exist d.</i>

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Hey!

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<i>D Or giving a monkey a shower *</i>

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<i>* Surfing tidal waves *</i>

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<i>* Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.</i>

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It's over here!

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<i>D Finding a Dodo bird *</i>

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<i>* Painting a continent *</i>

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<i>* Or driving our sister insane *</i>

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Phineas!

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<i>D As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do *</i>

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<i>* Before school starts this fall d.</i>

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Come on, Perry!

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<i>D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all *</i>

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<i>* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all d.</i>

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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

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You know what, Ferb?

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This is gonna be
the most interesting thing

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we've ever built.

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And the tallest.

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Yes, and the tallest.

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And the heaviest.

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Well, we're chatty today,
aren't we?

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I know, Stace, I can't believe
I lost another one!

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I'm gonna go out of mind without it!

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Candace, I've got something for you.

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Stacy, I'm gonna have to call you back.

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My new phone is here.

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Whee! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

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So, how many apps does it run?

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Can I play MP3s and send texts to Stacy
at the same time?

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How about… Hey, wait a minute.

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All this phone does is

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make phone calls!

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Sorry, Candace, you've lost four phones
in four months,

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So I got you
the cheapest replacement I could find.

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If you lose this one,
it's life without a phone

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for Candace Flynn.

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"Life without a phone for Candace Flynn"?

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But… But that's me!

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Fire in the hole!

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Phineas and Ferb, will you keep…
No!

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Oh! Well, how about that? It's all right.

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Hey, kid, where do you want
these ridiculously heavy lead bars?

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Just set them down over there somewhere.

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Not on my phone!

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On second thought, bring them over here.

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Sure thing, kid.

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- Thanks a lot.
- No sweat, kid.

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It's blinking. Maybe it's still OK.

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Oh, hey. I need you to sign this invoice.

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OK. And here you go.

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Thanks, kid. Oh,

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forgot my pen.

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- Here you go.
- Thanks again.

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It had a cap.

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Oh, sorry.

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Take it easy, kid.

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Oh, no! Phonsie!
Oh, what have they done to you?

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Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me?

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I can hear you, Candace.

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Oh, great, it still works.

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Yeah, Phineas, I was just telling you
that… Uh!

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Oh, no! Is that your new cell phone?

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It used to be.

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Wait a second. You guys are good
with wires and gadgets and stuff.

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Can you fix it?

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Well, it took almost 40 years
to perfect the technology

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that makes the modern cell phone possible.

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So, give us 38 minutes.

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Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today,

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Before we do the other thing that
we were gonna do today.

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Hey, where's Perry?

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<i>- Carl!
- What?</i>

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<i>Look! I'm getting messages
from some diabolically clever hacker.</i>

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<i>Who goes by the sinister initials "TTYL."</i>

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<i>Sir, that means "talk to you later."</i>

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<i>If you scroll down, you can see
that message was from me.</i>

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<i>Oh, I, I see. That's, uh,
that's very clever.</i>

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<i>Good morning, Agent P.</i>

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<i>Uh, beat it, Carl. I'm on.</i>

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<i>Sources tell us
that Doofenshmirtz is "ROTFL."</i>

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<i>We don't know what that means,
but it sounds dangerous.</i>

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<i>Sir, ROTFL means…</i>

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<i>Not now, Carl, I'm briefing Agent P.</i>

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<i>So get out there and good hunting.</i>

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<i>Oh, no, Carl, now it just says
"q-q-q-q."</i>

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<i>It means your thumb is on the Q-key, sir.</i>

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<i>D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.</i>

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But, Charlene, I'm waiting
for my exercise show to start,

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So I can't go get Vanessa from class.

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Why can't you pick her up?

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Well, how long does knee surgery take?

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What about afterwards?

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OK, OK. All right, I'll do it.

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I'll figure something out. Yes.

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Yes, I promise.

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Goodbye.

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Sheesh!

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Maybe I can make some sort of inator
that will pick her up for me!

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Hey, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?

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We made Candace the best phone ever!

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What we've done here is revolutionize
modern technology.

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We've put all kinds
of cool features on it.

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My favorite is
the voice-activated phone transporter app.

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Show them, Ferb.

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You just say the words, "Go to,"

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and then specify the name or place
you're trying to reach,

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and the phone will take you there.

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Allow me to demonstrate.

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Isabella, would you go stand over there
in the driveway, please?

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Sure, Phineas!

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She's gone. Let's talk about her.

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Focus, Buford.

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Ready, spaghetti!

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Go to Isabella.

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<i>Isabella located.</i>

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Hey, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?

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I'm transporting!

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Go to garage.

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<i>Garage located.</i>

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- Dang it!
- So then, Phineas was all like… Oh.

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I'll finish my story later.

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And that's how it works.

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OK, Phineas.

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Thirty-eight minutes is up.

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But, Candace, you really should see
our interactive tutorial.

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The only thing I wanna see
is you, later.

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- What was that?
- That was the rim shot app.

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Are you sure you don't want
to watch the tutorial?

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I'm a teenage girl.

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Nobody has to teach me how to use
a cell phone.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
me and little phonsie-wonsie

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have to make up for lost time. OK?
Yeah, we do.

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OK.

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Let's get back to what
we were doing before.

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And when we get there,
let's talk about Candace.

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- D <i>Doofenshmirtz…</i> d.
- Basement.

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Man, it's dark down here.

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Turn on the light,
Heinz, you're not a bat.

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Hey! It's Norm's old head,
the original prototype!

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I wonder if it still works?

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<i>Oh, great, look who's here.</i>

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<i>- It's Dr. Doof-degree-purchased.
- On-the-internet</i>

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with-my-wife's-money-enshmirtz.

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Well, I must say it's good to hear
your voice again, too,

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after so long!

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I just came down here to get some parts
for a new inator.

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<i>Hey, take me with you.</i>

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<i>I haven't seen you blow yourself up
in a long time.</i>

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All right, Mr. Smarty-pants.
Come on, let's go.

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<i>Hey, on the way, let's swing by the store
and get you some deodorant.</i>

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- Quiet, you!
<i>- Oh.</i>

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Yeah, so, like,
then I had to go whole,

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like, 38 minutes without a phone,

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And I was like, "You guys better
fix it, or else!"

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And they were like, "Candace, you're
the best big sis we've ever had."

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And I was like, "Yeah,"
and they were like "Wooaheeehh!"

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Candace, I'd love to hear more,
and I'm sure I will,

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but right now I'm trying to finish
this documentary on Easter Island.

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Man, I wish I could go.

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Why would you ever
want to go to Easter Island?

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<i>Easter Island located.</i>

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Stacy? What happened to your voice?

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Oh, how did I get here?

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Phineas and Ferb!

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I really got to hand it to myself,
Norm's Old Head.

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I'm a genius!

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<i>Oh, is that what you see?</i>

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<i>Because I'm looking at a lab coat filled
with dunkleberries</i>

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<i>on top of which someone
has strategically placed a cabbage.</i>

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This is my new inator.

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I call it the Pick-'Em-Up-inator!

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<i>Mmm-hmm. So what's this one do,</i>

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<i>And where can I hide when it doesn't do it
and blows up?</i>

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All I have to do is enter the coordinates,
then launch.

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I should've known
Dad would be late.

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Oh, what is this?

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- Curse you, unknown rocket-helmet.
- Transportation thing!

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Oh, sweet! I'm home.

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Never mind, unknown
rocket-helmet-transportation thing!

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Hey, look, Old Norm Head.

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It worked! It functioned properly.

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Vanessa's all picked up and taken home,
with three minutes to spare.

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<i>That's great. We can spend
the rest of the day</i>

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<i>working on your personality.</i>

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<i>Hey, this time, let's try to bump it up
to a C minus.</i>

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I'm starting to remember
why I replaced you and put you in storage.

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Perry the Platypus?

193
00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:10,518
What? I didn't do anything wrong today.

194
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I just built an inator
to pick up my daughter.

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But, hey, as long as you're here,

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why don't you join me
for my evil exercise show?

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I've got a spare headband!

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<i>D Dance, baby, dance, baby
Hands in the air</i> *

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<i>* Get down to the store
Buy a wicker chair</i> *

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<i>* Sweat, baby, sweat, baby
Wave your feet</i> *

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<i>* Throw off your shoes
And dance to the beat</i> *

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<i>* Just dance, baby</i> *

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<i>* Dance, baby</i> *

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<i>* Wave your arms in the air</i> *

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<i>* Wear sunglasses for the glare</i> *

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<i>* Yeah, yeah</i> *

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<i>* Shake your feet to the beat</i> *

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<i>* Make sure you get a window seat, yeah</i> *

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<i>* Sweat, baby, sweat, baby
Soak your hat</i> *

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<i>* Wring it out, take it to the laudromat</i> *

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<i>* Dance, baby, dance, baby
Wave your feet</i> *

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<i>* Throw off your shoes
And dance to the beat</i> *

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<i>* Just dance, baby</i> *

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<i>* Dance, baby d</i> d <i>Dance, baby</i> *

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<i>* Dance, baby, dance, baby
Shake your hips</i> *

216
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<i>* Go down to the pier
And get some fish and chips</i> *

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00:08:08,393 --> 00:08:10,476
<i>* Groove, baby, groove, baby
Motivate your limbs</i> *

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<i>* Never eat a cactus
If you're out of practice</i> *

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<i>* Shake your feet to the beat
Get a window seat</i> *

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<i>* You feel the heat
And you feel complete</i> *

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<i>* You're poppin' it
Round the clockin' it</i> *

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<i>* Everybody's talkin'
'Cause you're rockin' it</i> *

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<i>* Dance, baby d.</i>

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Easter Island?

225
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Who makes an app that sends people
to Easter Island?

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Hey, come back here!
I need that to get home!

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Oh, that was close.

228
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Talk about a cliffhanger.

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Can I get you a sports drink,
Perry the Platypus?

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No? All right. Suit yourself.

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Say, as long as you're tied up,

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I'll tell you the evil plan I just thought
of while we were working out.

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See, I figured my Pick-'Em-Up-inator
worked so well,

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I could mass produce them and pick up
everyone in the Tri-State Area.

235
00:08:56,685 --> 00:08:59,184
Then they would have
to do what I tell them.

236
00:08:59,351 --> 00:09:01,019
Man, what is in this stuff?

237
00:09:01,393 --> 00:09:03,268
OK, bird! You'd better give me my phone

238
00:09:03,351 --> 00:09:04,810
or I'm gonna rock you to sleep

239
00:09:05,143 --> 00:09:06,143
with a real rock!

240
00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,643
Argh!

241
00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:14,184
<i>Yes, what is it, Agent T?</i>

242
00:09:14,977 --> 00:09:17,935
<i>Oh, no! That's Candace Flynn
of the Flynn-Fletcher family.</i>

243
00:09:18,101 --> 00:09:20,310
- Phineas!
- I better notify Agent P.

244
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,768
Good work, Agent T.

245
00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:25,184
"Glycerol, glycerol, ester of rosin,

246
00:09:25,393 --> 00:09:27,184
yellow 15…"

247
00:09:27,643 --> 00:09:29,143
I guess they had
14 other yellows.

248
00:09:29,393 --> 00:09:32,101
"Sucrose acetate, isobut…"

249
00:09:32,768 --> 00:09:35,019
Ouch! Ow! What is that about?

250
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:39,019
Man! You tie a guy up and he gets
all foot-stompy on you for no reason!

251
00:09:42,101 --> 00:09:43,981
Hey, Perry the Platypus,
could you do me a favor

252
00:09:44,019 --> 00:09:45,184
and leave that remote here?

253
00:09:45,602 --> 00:09:47,727
There, I'm better.

254
00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:49,560
Hey. Perry the Platypus, that's it?

255
00:09:49,643 --> 00:09:50,963
You're just gonna thwart and run?

256
00:09:52,143 --> 00:09:54,643
Curse you, Perry the…

257
00:09:54,935 --> 00:09:58,518
Hello? Oh, hi Vanessa.
Yes, that was my inator.

258
00:09:58,602 --> 00:10:00,786
Listen, honey, I'm in the middle
of something. Hold on one second.

259
00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:03,019
Platypus!

260
00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:04,893
So, how was class?

261
00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,893
Oh, give me that phone, bird.

262
00:10:08,768 --> 00:10:10,476
Ow! Oh, give me a break.

263
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,184
Well, you were right, Ferb.

264
00:10:27,435 --> 00:10:28,953
The most interesting thing we ever built

265
00:10:28,977 --> 00:10:30,643
was very tall and very heavy.

266
00:10:30,852 --> 00:10:33,268
And that guy from the museum
seemed very appreciative.

267
00:10:33,518 --> 00:10:35,268
I still can't believe it fit in his truck.

268
00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:39,727
Hey, Candace. Buford was just
talking about you.

269
00:10:39,893 --> 00:10:44,101
You guys are so busted!
I'm calling Mom right now!

270
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,143
Oh, no! I don't have the phone!

271
00:10:46,268 --> 00:10:47,560
That's Mom!

272
00:10:47,685 --> 00:10:50,560
When she finds out I lost it,
my life is ruined!

273
00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:53,727
Relax, Candace. We made two,
just in case.

274
00:10:53,893 --> 00:10:55,143
You did that for me?

275
00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:56,602
Well, sure.

276
00:10:56,727 --> 00:10:57,727
Thank you.

277
00:10:58,226 --> 00:10:59,995
You do realize I'm still gonna have
to bust you

278
00:11:00,019 --> 00:11:01,518
for making me go to Timbuktu.

279
00:11:01,602 --> 00:11:03,685
<i>Timbuktu located.</i>

280
00:11:03,768 --> 00:11:04,768
Meep…

281
00:11:05,184 --> 00:11:06,476
She's gonna miss pie.

282
00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:10,560
Phineas and Ferb!

283
00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:14,435
<i>Finally, a place where
a head can be a head.</i>

284
00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:16,744
<i>When does the bunny get here
with all the eggs?</i>

285
00:11:16,768 --> 00:11:19,727
<i>Huh? Easter Island? Huh? Huh?</i>

286
00:11:20,435 --> 00:11:23,075
<i>Oh, man, where's that bird
with the rim shot app when you need him?</i>

287
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:29,810
<i>D Pinhead Pierre… d.</i>

288
00:11:29,893 --> 00:11:31,226
Boys! Boys! Come Quick!

289
00:11:31,393 --> 00:11:32,336
What is it, Dad?

290
00:11:32,351 --> 00:11:36,351
It's the new digitally re-mastered
third series of <i>Pinhead Pierre!</i>

291
00:11:36,602 --> 00:11:40,268
Only the best series ever
of my favorite show ever! That's all.

292
00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:42,184
You had us at "Come quick!"

293
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:43,602
<i>Hi, kids!</i>

294
00:11:44,476 --> 00:11:46,602
Kids, sometimes when your head
is this small,

295
00:11:46,685 --> 00:11:48,310
You just want to get away for a bit.

296
00:11:48,393 --> 00:11:51,435
You know, escape from all the laughing
and pointing.

297
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,935
Whenever I feel like that,
you know what I do?

298
00:11:54,435 --> 00:11:56,101
Magic carpet ride!

299
00:11:56,184 --> 00:11:59,268
Roll out your official
Pinhead Pierre rugs, kids!

300
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,727
Right-ho! It's been at my bedside
all these years.

301
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:02,795
Hop on, boys!

302
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:05,268
We're about to take off
on the ride of a lifetime!

303
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,019
What's the magic word?

304
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,101
Streptococcus!

305
00:12:09,184 --> 00:12:11,518
Whoa! Whoa! We're flying!

306
00:12:11,768 --> 00:12:13,435
Here we go, boys!

307
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,060
And look out below. It's Paris!

308
00:12:16,351 --> 00:12:17,810
There's the Arc de Triomphe!

309
00:12:17,935 --> 00:12:19,476
And there's the Eiffel Tower.

310
00:12:19,643 --> 00:12:21,518
And there's the… Colosseum?

311
00:12:21,727 --> 00:12:23,019
What's that doing here?

312
00:12:23,184 --> 00:12:25,768
Lawrence, can you look at
these tile samples with me?

313
00:12:25,852 --> 00:12:27,143
I wanna re-do the living room.

314
00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:30,476
Oh, well, I suppose it wasn't quite
as thrilling as I remembered.

315
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,810
Carry on, boys.

316
00:12:31,893 --> 00:12:34,226
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

317
00:12:34,685 --> 00:12:35,935
Hey, where's Perry?

318
00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:41,435
<i>Wrong pants! Huh?</i>

319
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,101
<i>Oh, sorry, Agent P.</i>

320
00:12:44,226 --> 00:12:46,060
<i>Uh, guess I was, uh, dozing there.</i>

321
00:12:46,435 --> 00:12:50,226
<i>Anyway, it appears Dr. Doofenshmirtz
has completely cleared the Tri-State Area.</i>

322
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:54,476
<i>Out of all grape juice, red wine,
chocolate, marinara sauce, India ink,</i>

323
00:12:54,602 --> 00:12:56,935
<i>and worst of all, coffee.</i>

324
00:12:57,476 --> 00:13:01,310
<i>So, uh, go and, uh…
You know, do the thing… That thing.</i>

325
00:13:01,935 --> 00:13:05,268
<i>Sorry, I'm just no good
until I have that first mug o' joe.</i>

326
00:13:06,727 --> 00:13:07,810
I try and I try and I try,

327
00:13:07,893 --> 00:13:10,810
but no matter what I do,
things never work out like I plan.

328
00:13:10,935 --> 00:13:13,643
Maybe if I knew how things
were gonna turn out,

329
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,435
I could plan for that,
and then do the right stuff.

330
00:13:16,685 --> 00:13:18,852
I know, I know. That doesn't make
any sense, does it?

331
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,893
You said it, sister. Have a cookie.

332
00:13:20,977 --> 00:13:25,060
I guess it's too much to expect
some magic answer to all my problems.

333
00:13:25,351 --> 00:13:26,351
Let's see…

334
00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:28,602
"Somebody close to you will take a trip."

335
00:13:29,019 --> 00:13:30,685
Boy, I'd hope they take me with…

336
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,768
- I'm OK!
- That was great.

337
00:13:33,977 --> 00:13:35,435
What a dumb coincidence.

338
00:13:35,518 --> 00:13:38,310
Let's try another. "You'll know the truth
when it hits you."

339
00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:39,768
OK. Boring.

340
00:13:44,476 --> 00:13:45,810
Oh, no, girl, you are not…

341
00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:49,518
"Let the wisest among you light the way."

342
00:13:51,393 --> 00:13:54,019
There! A light bulb! And an old guy!

343
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,184
Does anybody know where I live?

344
00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,555
But, Candace, you're just…

345
00:13:57,602 --> 00:14:00,351
No, Stacy, it's real!

346
00:14:00,602 --> 00:14:02,768
These cookies know
what's going to happen next.

347
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,643
I can use them to bust my brothers.

348
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,518
- Thanks for the cookies!
- Candace!

349
00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:08,893
Hey! Those cost a tenth of a cent a piece!

350
00:14:09,143 --> 00:14:11,727
So, enjoy them in good health, I guess.

351
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,560
Well, another interior design crisis
averted.

352
00:14:14,685 --> 00:14:15,685
Have a seat, Dad!

353
00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:17,518
What, some new videogame, then?

354
00:14:17,643 --> 00:14:20,226
You'll see. Voice-ignition system, active.

355
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,602
Micro-filament omni-directional
jet grid, active.

356
00:14:23,852 --> 00:14:26,810
Anti-gravity quantum state
lift discs, active.

357
00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:31,393
We have lift-off in four, three, two, one.

358
00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:36,268
Has the entire second floor
always opened up like this?

359
00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:38,310
We don't use it very often,
but yeah.

360
00:14:38,435 --> 00:14:41,060
Well, nostalgia's got
nothing on this!

361
00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:47,685
Ah, Perry the Platypus, just in time!

362
00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:49,351
Our flight is about to leave.

363
00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:53,101
Behold! The Stain-inator!

364
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,310
What's it for you ask?
I'll tell you on the way.

365
00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:57,810
It began in Gimmelshtoomp,

366
00:14:57,893 --> 00:15:00,977
When I was a callow youth yearning
for a career in fine art.

367
00:15:01,143 --> 00:15:03,893
<i>I quickly discovered
that although I loved painting,</i>

368
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:06,977
<i>my muse was sometimes inaccessible.</i>

369
00:15:07,435 --> 00:15:10,435
<i>Then, one day, just as I was about
to give up in frustration.</i>

370
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,351
<i>Inspiration struck!</i>

371
00:15:13,351 --> 00:15:15,143
<i>I was up for three days straight,</i>

372
00:15:15,226 --> 00:15:17,435
<i>gripped in glorious artistic fever.</i>

373
00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:19,977
<i>And finally, my masterpiece!</i>

374
00:15:20,977 --> 00:15:23,143
<i>I rushed across the street
to get my brother Roger.</i>

375
00:15:23,268 --> 00:15:25,101
<i>He was in the middle of his favorite meal,</i>

376
00:15:25,184 --> 00:15:27,024
<i>a sloppy joe, greasy French fries
with ketchup,</i>

377
00:15:27,268 --> 00:15:29,060
<i>grape juice, coffee and chocolate pudding.</i>

378
00:15:29,143 --> 00:15:30,560
<i>But I insisted he come at once!</i>

379
00:15:33,184 --> 00:15:35,685
<i>That day, I made a solemn vow</i>

380
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,310
<i>that Roger would pay for what he'd done.</i>

381
00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:40,810
<i>The next morning I had
the solemn vow notarized…</i>

382
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:44,393
But today, I will finally get my revenge!

383
00:15:44,518 --> 00:15:48,935
You see, my brother, the Honorable Mayor
Roger Doofenshmirtz,

384
00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:52,476
Will be unveiling a new piece of art
for the lobby of City Hall.

385
00:15:52,643 --> 00:15:56,351
Hence the Stain-inator,
hence revenge, hence…

386
00:15:57,685 --> 00:15:58,977
No more hencing,
that's about it.

387
00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:01,560
I say, boys,
you can barely feel the road!

388
00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:02,893
It corners like a dream.

389
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,435
Pinhead Pierre, eat your heart out.

390
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,602
What do you say
we take the gang for a spin?

391
00:16:11,393 --> 00:16:12,768
Wow!

392
00:16:13,935 --> 00:16:17,435
<i>D You can't see much of the skyline</i> *

393
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,060
<i>* It looks like more of a grid</i> *

394
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,852
<i>* It's a viable variation of view</i> *

395
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:30,351
<i>* But it's something, I'm sure
We'll be glad that we did</i> *

396
00:16:30,518 --> 00:16:33,685
<i>* It's not like the world
That we see from the ground</i> *

397
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:39,810
<i>* I guess the main difference
Is we're looking down *</i>

398
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:44,560
<i>* So climb on our aerial area rug</i> *

399
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:48,643
<i>* It's certain to keep us aloft</i> *

400
00:16:48,935 --> 00:16:52,393
<i>* Its aerodynamics are highly advanced</i> *

401
00:16:52,476 --> 00:16:55,893
<i>* And its weave is so tight and so soft</i> *

402
00:16:55,977 --> 00:16:57,852
<i>* Though this vista's diverse</i> *

403
00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,643
<i>* Is it better or worse</i> *

404
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,768
<i>* If you'll ask
I'll just give you a shrug</i> *

405
00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:06,727
<i>* But you can vary your view of the area</i> *

406
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:10,977
<i>* From our aerial area rug</i> *

407
00:17:11,351 --> 00:17:14,893
<i>* It's a brand new perspective</i> *

408
00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:18,268
<i>* Literally</i> *

409
00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:22,518
<i>* We can see the tops of buildings</i> *

410
00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:25,810
<i>* Come along with me</i> *

411
00:17:27,727 --> 00:17:31,852
<i>* You can vary your view of the area</i> *

412
00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:35,351
<i>* From our aerial area rug</i> *

413
00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:39,518
<i>* You can vary your view of the area</i> *

414
00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:43,893
<i>* From our aerial area rug d.</i>

415
00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:49,143
Ah, thank you, boys.
This was lovely.

416
00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:51,151
Does anyone else want to be king
of the world?

417
00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:53,768
Ah, keep it, Bro. It suits you.

418
00:17:53,977 --> 00:17:54,977
OK, here we go.

419
00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:58,685
"You choose the path
that few others dare travel."

420
00:17:58,893 --> 00:18:01,268
Done and done. Come on, Stace. Follow me!

421
00:18:01,435 --> 00:18:03,685
Really, Candace? What do you hope
to accomplish by this?

422
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,310
Everything!

423
00:18:05,393 --> 00:18:06,393
Don't you see?

424
00:18:07,143 --> 00:18:08,327
All the problems in my life
can be solved.

425
00:18:08,351 --> 00:18:10,226
Through concrete knowledge of the future!

426
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,476
Right. As you create
a whole new set of problems.

427
00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:14,727
Oh, stop being so closed-minded.

428
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:16,935
For instance, what's my biggest problem?

429
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,643
You believe fortune cookies are real.

430
00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:19,712
I mean besides that.

431
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:21,661
Well, you're totally obsessed
with busting your brothers.

432
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,268
Exactly! And with
infallible fortune cookie guidance,

433
00:18:24,393 --> 00:18:26,518
I can accomplish that easily! Watch.

434
00:18:26,977 --> 00:18:30,101
"If something seems fishy,
maybe it's a fish."

435
00:18:30,226 --> 00:18:31,169
Genius.

436
00:18:31,184 --> 00:18:34,435
Hey! Catch it now! Fresh fish! Fresh fish!

437
00:18:34,727 --> 00:18:37,143
What do you have to say now,
Doubty McNon-belief?

438
00:18:37,435 --> 00:18:38,602
Why am I suddenly Irish?

439
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:39,852
To the fish market!

440
00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:42,310
Excuse me, have you guys
seen two little… Oof!

441
00:18:42,435 --> 00:18:43,435
- Ew!
- Gross!

442
00:18:43,685 --> 00:18:46,852
Gross, but foretold, Stacy.

443
00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:49,810
Preordained! What's next?
What's next?

444
00:18:49,977 --> 00:18:51,393
Better be something about soap.

445
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,685
"One man's trash
is another man's treasure."

446
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:54,768
To the dumpster!

447
00:18:54,852 --> 00:18:56,019
"Success starts at home!"

448
00:18:56,226 --> 00:18:58,685
Finally! It's go time! To the backyard!

449
00:18:58,935 --> 00:19:00,268
It gets hard to watch.

450
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,351
Boy, it's just gorgeous out, huh?

451
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,935
A perfect day for ruining a City Hall
lobby art dedication.

452
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,977
You know, if you're into
that kind of thing,

453
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,184
Which I am.

454
00:19:10,393 --> 00:19:12,494
Either way, it's nice to get out
of the lab for a change,

455
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,184
And, you know, try to destroy each other
out in the fresh air.

456
00:19:15,393 --> 00:19:17,351
Like a field trip! To the death.

457
00:19:20,685 --> 00:19:21,685
Thank you.

458
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:22,795
I'm sure if I thought about it,

459
00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:25,143
I could come up with some emotionally
scarring backstories

460
00:19:25,226 --> 00:19:26,977
that are more outdoorsy…

461
00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:32,935
What does this look like to you?

462
00:19:33,852 --> 00:19:34,852
That.

463
00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:42,476
Well, it's great to finally meet you in

464
00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:44,101
person.

465
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,019
So, when can I see you again?

466
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,893
Wow, not only does this thing work,

467
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,727
it has a sense of irony!

468
00:19:50,977 --> 00:19:52,727
Ow! Ooh!

469
00:19:53,977 --> 00:19:55,852
Thank you, friends, and welcome.

470
00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:57,310
Right on time.

471
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,019
It fills me with great pride
to contribute today

472
00:20:00,101 --> 00:20:02,768
to the cultural enrichment
of the Tri-State Area.

473
00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:05,518
I've always been
a great lover of the arts.

474
00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:08,226
Liar, liar, <i>pantalones del fuego!</i>

475
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,768
Yah! You again! There!

476
00:20:10,852 --> 00:20:12,476
Auto-fire in 30 seconds.

477
00:20:12,852 --> 00:20:14,560
Nothing can stop it now.

478
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:18,893
You see, the greatest painting I ever saw
was made by my brother, Heinz.

479
00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:21,560
You'd better believe it! Art killer!

480
00:20:21,768 --> 00:20:25,852
And I, in an extraordinary
act of clumsiness, destroyed it.

481
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:29,602
Denying him the accolades
he so craved and deserved.

482
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,810
And here comes the payback!

483
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,268
And that's why I've spent
the last two decades

484
00:20:35,351 --> 00:20:37,476
restoring it to its former glory!

485
00:20:37,893 --> 00:20:40,768
What? Huh, what? No! No, no, no!

486
00:20:42,268 --> 00:20:45,019
Ladies and gentlemen,
my brother's painting.

487
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:47,727
No!

488
00:20:48,768 --> 00:20:50,435
Well, that was 20 years well spent.

489
00:20:50,518 --> 00:20:52,518
Melanie, what's my next appointment?

490
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:55,810
Go ahead, Perry the Platypus.
I don't care anymore.

491
00:20:57,518 --> 00:20:58,578
Gotta get home! Gotta get home!

492
00:20:58,602 --> 00:20:59,685
There they are!

493
00:20:59,768 --> 00:21:03,852
<i>D Pinhead Pierre has the smallest head
of which I'm aware d.</i>

494
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,727
Fate is kind!

495
00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:07,977
Behold this, you stupid…

496
00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:13,810
Did anyone else feel a drop?

497
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:14,878
Mom! Mom! Mom!

498
00:21:14,893 --> 00:21:17,060
Hi, Candace. That's a nice look for you.

499
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,476
You gotta see! Carpet!
Living room! Now! Look!

500
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,560
A new living room carpet!

501
00:21:21,727 --> 00:21:23,351
Oh, that's much better than tile.

502
00:21:23,476 --> 00:21:24,476
How lovely.

503
00:21:25,727 --> 00:21:27,101
You surprised me, Lawrence.

504
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:29,643
I thought you were gonna sit
in front of this TV all day.

505
00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:31,893
- I did!
- Oh, you!

506
00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:35,060
I think this calls for a celebration.
Who wants Chinese?

507
00:21:35,143 --> 00:21:36,560
- Me! I do!
- Me! Me! Me!

508
00:21:37,727 --> 00:21:38,810
You OK, kiddo?

509
00:21:38,977 --> 00:21:39,977
I don't get it.

510
00:21:40,019 --> 00:21:41,852
These things have been right
about everything.

511
00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:42,935
I mean, look!

512
00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:46,602
"Don't believe everything you read."

513
00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:48,351
Words to live by.

514
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:54,184
<i>D We can see the tops of buildings</i> *

515
00:21:54,393 --> 00:21:57,893
<i>* Come along with me</i> *

516
00:21:59,268 --> 00:22:03,476
<i>* You can vary your view of the area</i> *

517
00:22:03,602 --> 00:22:07,060
<i>* From our aerial area rug</i> *

518
00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:10,852
<i>* You can vary your view of the area</i> *

519
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:15,768
<i>* From our aerial area rug *</i>