Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Well, Perry, as soon as I send in your photo
you'll be a contestant in the Totally Tools spokesanimal contest.
What do you say, boy? Ready to be a spokesanimal?
That's the spirit. And send.
Hello? Perry won!
Good morning everyone,
and welcome to the Stop the Busting retreat,
a one-day seminar to teach us all to use sisterly restraint.
And today, we welcome our newest member, Candace Flynn.
Candace, this is Anne, Sunisa and Danielle.
Yeah, hi.
What we'd like to do now is a little exercise.
We'll start with you, Anne.
This is a picture of your brother
turning your mother's flowerbed into a swimming pool.
What do you do?
Well, being a non-buster,
I'd probably go to the mall and get a mani-pedi.
Good. See how it's done, Candace?
Think you can do that?
Ha! Are you kidding? Just try me.
OK, so, you see your brothers
making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You…
Well, being a non-buster,
I wouldn't bust them for making a sandwich.
But I'd bust them for making a sandwich when it's 5:30 in the afternoon,
and we'll all be having supper in a half-hour!
They'll ruin their appetites!
They are so busted!
OK, who here can tell me
where Candace's approach could use a little improving?
Candace, put your hand down.
OK, welcome to Totally Tools.
Now, where is that contest-winning platypus of yours?
Oh, will you look at him.
Oh, and he sits up, too!
Who says they don't do much?
Brilliant! But sitting up isn't enough.
He has to say, "Totally Tools."
I got nothing. What do you guys think?
How about a hat? Brilliant!
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
We're gonna put a hat on Perry.
Hang on a minute. Wait, go back two.
Brilliant!
Nothing says Totally Tools like a platypus in fedora.
Boys, he's got a lot of work to do.
- Get busy! - Come on, Ferb.
Those boys are brilliant!
Sir, your 10:30 balloon is here.
Brilliant!
Mmm, hello?
Francis! Hi, it's me, Heinz.
Have you seen Perry the Platypus?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz, that information is highly classified
and strictly confidential.
You have no idea where he is.
Not a clue.
OK, thanks!
Oh, hey, hang on.
Say, what kind of an evil scheme you got going on over there today?
Well, it isn't so much an evil scheme
as much as a childish prank,
but I've invented a Mustache-inator!
It gives people big, bushy, ridiculous-looking mustaches.
Because, as we all know,
there's nothing sillier than a big, bushy…
All right, uh, uh…
But, hey, you know, it looks good on you!
Ladies and gentlemen,
today we give you the new face of Totally Tools,
Perry the Platypus!
Yeah! Nothing says Totally Tools like a platypus in a fedora.
Boys, this campaign of yours has really put us over the top.
What else you got?
Well, Ferb came up with an idea for an exploding billboard.
Brilliant!
Hey, look! It's a Totally Tools publicity stunt.
Nothing says Totally Tools like a platypus in a fedora
hanging from a blimp!
Oh, hello, Agent P.
We have a situation. With all these new billboards up all over town,
you've become too recognizable to be a secret agent.
So we had to send Agent S to Doofenshmirtz's in your place.
I'm sorry, but you're going to have to go on hiatus
until your 15 minutes of fame are up.
I gotta tell you, boys, our president, Tom Totally,
thinks you're doing such a brilliant job!
He wants you to take the rest of the day off.
Sounds great.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
We can spend the rest of the day with you for a change.
D I don't want to sound half-hearted *
* I think you already know *
* I couldn't be there when we started *
* But that was half a day ago *
* We can share a half a cheese sandwich *
* Or take in half a view *
* We can make it halfway through the zoo *
* Oh, baby, let's take half a day to be together *
* Let's make half a day last forever *
* Lets take half a day to make your dreams come true *
* Yeah! *
* When we spend a half a day with you *
* With you *
* Yeah, you! *
* Hey, hey, hey! With you! d.
Pew! A handlebar. Pew! A pencil thin. Pew! Fu Manchu!
Well, now, who could that be?
All right, already.
This better be important, or you are gonna get such a mustache…
Wait a minute. Hmm, what do we have here?
Oh, no, it's Sergei the Snail!
Hmm, well, this should be easy.
You've fallen for my trap!
Huh?
You may have survived that trap,
but let's see you escape the cage!
Oh, for Pete's sake! Will nothing stop you?
OK, this is quite a jump from group affirmations.
How is this contraption supposed to help me resist the urge
to bust my brothers?
It's a positive reinforcement machine.
When you ignore your busting impulses, you get a reward.
Let's try it out.
You go out in your backyard
and find that your brothers have built a rocket ship.
What do you do?
Well, I'm just gonna…
I ignore it?
Oh! Who's a good girl? You are the good girl.
Yes, you are.
There! That ought to hold you.
Lucky thing Mrs. Thompson had some salt I could borrow.
Yeah. Yeah, consider yourself "a salted."
Ah, man, I'm writing that one down.
And now, to business.
See that guy down there with the beard?
Pew!
Actually, that was kind of a letdown.
Fetch the ball, Perry!
Agent P, Doof found Agent S's weakness.
We need you to drop everything and return to duty.
I know we gave you some time off,
but could you please come back in to work?
Please?
I can't hold my eyes like this much longer.
Now, Candace, your brothers have issued a gold-based currency
which has seriously devalued the euro.
What do you do?
I do nothing!
You are the good girl, yes, you are!
Wow, you were right. This is quite a machine.
Where did you get it, anyway?
Phineas and Ferb made it for…
What did you say?
Nothing.
Phineas and Ferb, why do you always build these things?
It's impossible to bust you for everything!
It's not my job! Not my job!
Not my job?
Candace, you had your breakthrough!
I'm so proud of you.
Ha! Did you see that?
I just put a mustache on that dog's…
Perry the platypus, you're back!
What a guy!
Not so famous you can't stop by to trounce an old nemesis, are you, huh?
But you can't!
It's against the O.W.C.A. by-laws.
And I quote, "No additional agents are allowed to thwart
any single evil scientist if said first agent assigned is still well
and able to carry out his duties."
And though surrounded by salt,
Sergei the Snail is technically still "on duty,"
so as long as I have him trapped,
you can't touch me!
It's all here in black and… Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Ow, that snail is dynamite!
Well, ladies, thanks for everything.
I feel like…
Uh, Perry?
Perry?
Oh, my gosh, the boys have created an enormous ad campaign
around our pet platypus! Uh-oh.
Sisters, I know what you're thinking,
but rest assured, this new Candace that you see before you
will not react like the crazed little girl
that crawled in here just this morning.
Good for you, Candace!
For now, I am, and will always be,
an older sister who is positive and mature.
That's right, Candace.
And I am absolutely 100% positive
that I have to bust my brothers.
I can see it in your eyes. You know I'm right.
Sisters, will we bust our brothers?
- Yes! - Yes, we will!
Sisters, repeat after me.
Bust! Bust! Bust…
Bust! Bust! Bust!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What just happened?
Just for the record, Perry the Platypus,
I was thwarted by Sergei the Snail, not you!
You don't get any credit for this.
Hey, what are you doing?
Uh, sir, you're playing with your lip again.
Oh, I can't help it, Carl. I miss the old duster.
What the…
Hey, Carl! It's back! Look how great it…
Oh. Oh, doggone it!
Well, that was interesting.
You defaced yourself.
I didn't see that coming.
To be honest, you have lost me completely.
Hey!
Wow, I look just like my grandfather, Jose Doofenshmirtz.
I mentioned him before. It's a weird story.
I'll tell you later.
You know, after I shave.
Hey, what are you…
Oh, curse you, Perry the Mustachioed Tool Spokespuss!
But Mr. Totally, I have no idea who put those mustaches on those posters.
It wasn't my fault!
I want every one of these ads torn down totally!
They're mocking me.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, all torn down.
Brilliant!
Trash can.
Oh, they are so busted!
OK, how she missed that one is beyond me.
Mom! Mom! Mom!
Well, I guess that answered the inflatable legs question.
Now, what is it, Candace?
Look and see for yourself. You won't believe it.
- Candace… - OK, now, look up there.
- I'm astonished! - Yes! Finally!
"Nothing says Totally Tools like a snail in a fedora."
It makes me want to run right out and buy some tools.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I had better get back to the attic before your father blows up another pair…
Ops, too late. I'm coming, dear.
And I have the patch kit.
Hey, Mom. What you doing?
Hey, boys. I'm just working on my junk sculpture
for the Modern Installations by Moms charity auction.
Cool! Seen Dad?
Oh, he headed out for that speaking engagement of his.
Aw, we're gonna shoot darts
and we thought he might want to play a round.
Maybe next time.
What a racket! Those guys are so busted.
I can't believe Mom isn't hearing this.
Wow, I've really got a knack for this modern art stuff.
I need to go get more materials!
So, mid-crime, huh?
They'll be back.
Hey, Phineas. What you doing?
Oh, hey, Isabella! We're playing giant darts!
I bet you'll get a bull's-eye.
Sure. Maybe not on the first try.
It's all about little adjustments.
And Buford and Baljeet are manning the target across town.
Tell me again how you are helping?
I'm supervisin'!
All right, here we go!
Elevation, 33 degrees.
Three, two, one…
Have fun!
- Hi, Isabella. - Hi, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher.
With our current velocity and wind resistance,
we should be nearing the target in no time.
Whoops! Better retract the launch mechanism.
Let's see, where to. Ah, yes.
9019, Palindrome Road.
Oh! That was close.
Whoops! Dropped my address.
Well, 6106, Palindrome Road, here I come!
Phineas and Ferb at ten o'clock!
Ops. Outer ring. We'll try again.
Zero. Write that down, Baljeet.
Oh, yes, by all means,
I do not want to forget to add zero later.
Hey, I meant to ask you earlier. Where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P.
Our sources tell us that the members of Love Muffin,
the League Of Villainous Evildoers.
Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness,
are about to gather to elect their new leader.
But we don't know where or how.
See if you can gain access,
and we'll survey the situation remotely through your wrist communicator.
Mom, you've gotta see what Phineas and Ferb made.
I don't know what it is, but it looks horrible.
I'll be home right after I finish my errands.
But you gotta come home now before it disappears!
What's that? You're breaking up!
Wait! Mom!
I hate when she does…
But it doesn't matter. I'm not going anywhere.
Right in there.
You've heard of a ship in a bottle?
Well, you're a Perry the Platypus in a bottle.
Anyway, today is the day I become the supreme leader of Love Muffin!
You remember Love Muffin,
the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally…
Whatever? Huh? Remember them?
Well, we gotta get moving.
Maybe we'll get some hot dogs or something on the way.
You like hot dogs, right?
That came from the front yard!
Phineas and Ferb!
A-ha! Huh?
Backyard!
Feathers. It needs feathers.
Oh. My. Gosh.
Well, this is the place.
Yes, um, I'm supposed to be onstage?
They're about to get started. Go, go, go!
D If you wanna see evil tonight at its best *
* We're the coolest of people Put us to the test *
* If you're looking for heinous and iniquitous acts *
* Ethics cannot contain us Sit back and relax *
* One of these cats will be our villainous star *
* So without further ado Here they are! *
I am Rodney, and I am from the great state of South Dakota,
home of beautiful Mount Rushmore…
For now!
"I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz,
and I like unicorns and rainbows…"
Wait, who switched my…
I'm Dr. Diminutive and I don't have a Napoleon complex.
Napoleon had a me complex!
Don't cross me!
D Of course the Love Muffin bylaws which govern us all *
* Say to enter this pageant you must be this tall *
* So disqualified! d.
You can't do that!
D Yes, we can! d Why?
D 'Cause we're evil *
* Evil *
* Evil tonight! d.
Excuse me, is this the way to the stage?
It looks like we have a late entry!
Phineas and Ferb at ten o' clock again.
Awesome! Triple ring, triple score.
Yeah, but in the one-point wedge.
Three points, Baljeet.
When do I get to supervise?
Don't hold your breath.
No one comes in, no one goes…
Forget it. I'm not moving.
OK, Ferb, let's reset
and adjust both axes by five degrees.
I can't stand it!
Ha!
I'm gonna bust you yet!
Now to the butcher for the finishing touch.
What the…
Welcome to the first annual Love Muffin Pageant of Evil,
where these three gentlemen will vie for the chance to tell you what's what.
I thought I was already confirmed.
Prepared my speech and everything.
In addition to gaining total control of the iron hand of Love Muffin,
our contestants will each receive a commemorative flashlight…
Agent P, it's come to our attention that Lawrence Fletcher,
from your host family, has somehow entered
the Love Muffin Supreme Ruler Pageant.
Of course, considering his genial nature,
a win for him would really stretch my suspension of disbelief.
But just in case, you better sit tight and just observe.
Remember, points will be awarded by the audience,
so get out your voting boxes.
Our first evil event, the mechanical mother.
Show us how you treat the old lady, Larry!
Wish me luck, boys.
Hello, old dear, so lovely to see you.
I've brought you some peonies.
Oh, such a nice boy.
I didn't think anyone could be more incompetent
at being evil than you.
Me neither.
And now, he's serving her tea without a trace of irony!
Remember to keep that foot elevated. What a lovely, old girl.
Prepare yourself for a stunning display of filial beastliness.
Yeah, knock yourself out, Rodney.
Hello, Mother. I've brought you something special!
For me? You're such a good…
Oh! Dirty laundry! And there go the waterworks.
Yeah. That's how it's done, boys.
Oh! My baby still needs me!
Huh?
Oh, no! Tears of joy? Zero points for that move!
Oh, you monster. Watch and learn, Rodney.
I am getting married again.
Audience, get your votes in, please.
I don't know how you did it!
I don't even think I understood the event,
but good show!
And we're back with everyone's favorite,
the swimwear competition!
Here comes Lawrence Fletcher
wearing swim attire inspired by the legendary Klimpaloon,
the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas!
Watch out for that Yeti, Larry!
Next up is Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Wait, I thought this was the talent competition!
It won't stop flushing!
And last is Rodney in his…
Oh, my gosh!
Technically, it is a swimsuit.
Phew!
Meat? What possible functionality could that have?
Oh, come on, Rodney, the last event's about to…
What? Wait, that's my Make-Everything-Evil-inator!
No, Doofy, it's my Make-Everything-Evil-izer.
It's an Izer.
You're a jerk, you know that?
Yes! And I'm going to be more of one
when I zap myself with this!
I'll be so evil there'll be no way I can lose!
I'll zap me first!
- You quit it! - You quit it!
You broke my Izer!
Inator! Inator!
Shut it! No, you shut it!
Have you seen these…
Uh-oh.
Excuse us. We're here to take this thing away.
What? No!
Sorry, kid. We got a work order right here.
No! No!
And now the final event
where each of our three contestants
will attempt to intimidate the others with only the force of his evil glare.
Contestants, take your marks.
Get set.
And begin!
The voting has started!
Look at those fingers go!
Rodney is off to an early lead.
It's the pointy-ear advantage!
But wait! What's this?
Fletcher has his eyes covered. He's not even trying!
Phew!
This could be a real opportunity for Doofenshmirtz!
He leers at Rodney. Rodney returns it.
With a point! A classic gambit!
The scores are really ticking up now and… Wait!
There's a stirring in the Fletcher corner.
Something's happening…
Such evil!
Oh! My eyes!
And the crowd is going wild!
Fletcher's numbers are skyrocketing!
Agent P, our sensors reveal that Lawrence Fletcher
has been shot with a Make-Everything-Evil-izer.
If he should become the supreme leader of Love Muffin,
we will have no choice but to reassign you.
You must find a way to snap him out of it.
Remind him of his true, good nature.
Remind him who he used to be!
This is the one, Bro. I can feel it.
I now present to you, the new supreme leader of Love Muffin,
Lawrence Fletcher!
Today, Danville. Tomorrow, the world!
We have term limits in Love Muffin, right?
Nope!
Bull's-eye!
I think that's Dad.
What was the topic of his lecture again?
Hi, Dad!
Phineas! Ferb! What are you doing here?
Phew!
Brilliant shot, by the way!
Ah, it's all about little adjustments.
Mine! Mine! Mine!
It's mine! Oh! I hate you!
So, how'd it go, Dad?
I'm not absolutely sure, boys,
but I think I just became king of the pharmacists.
Awesome!
Oh, there you are, Perry.
No! Not until mom has seen it.
Sorry, miss, I got a job to do.
Candace is right. Because it's not done yet.
There. Take it away, guys.
That junk sculpture should bring in big bids at the auction.
Junk sculpture?
Honestly, Candace, it's not like lip-synching is my only talent.
Well, now you're just being rude.
I don't have a Napoleon complex.
Napoleon had a me complex!
Don't cross me!
D Of course the Love Muffin bylaws which govern us all *
* Say to enter this pageant you must be this tall *
* So disqualified! d.
You can't do that!
D Yes, we can! d Why?
D 'Cause we're evil *
* Evil *
* Evil tonight! *