D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation *
* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Ah, summer. Sunny, warm. Some might say hot.
It sure would be nice to cool off for a bit.
Any ideas?
Well, while a visit to Antarctica does sound cool,
I was thinking of a traditional Family Christmas Special.
All right, people. Let's move it in, move it in.
All right, lights, camera, sweaters.
Can't have Christmas without sweaters.
And cue snow.
That's more like it. Hit it, fellas!
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's the 12th annual Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas,
brought to you by Wintobreath Toothpaste,
now with more inert ingredients.
Tonight, celebrate the holidays
with Phineas, Ferb, and the whole Flynn-Fletcher family.
With Isabella, Buford and Baljeet,
famous singer Kelly Clarkson,
and now your hosts, Phineas and Ferb.
Happy holidays, everybody.
Welcome to our Family Christmas Special.
Come on in, put on a sweater, grab a hot cup of cocoa,
and have a seat by one of those extras as we celebrate the holidays.
Who could that be?
What you doing?
Why, it's Isabella!
You know what I love best about this time of year?
No, tell us.
It's the music, like this little number,
"Let It Snow!"
D La la-la-la la-la-la *
* La-la-la la-la-la la-la-la *
* Oh, the weather outside is frightful *
* But the fire is so delightful *
* And since we've no place to go *
* Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! *
* It doesn't show signs of stopping *
* And I've bought some corn for popping *
* The lights are turned way down low *
* Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! *
* When we finally kiss goodnight *
* How I hate going out in the storm *
* But if you really hold me tight *
* All the way home I'll be warm! *
* Well, the fire is slowly dying *
* And my dear we're still good-byeing *
* But as long as you love me so *
* Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! *
* Let it snow! d.
What is all this?
Fake snow? Fake house? And who are all these people?
- Extras. - Not me, I've got a speaking part.
But it's just this line, so it's pretty much over now.
And where did you get those ugly sweaters?
Hey!
- It's Christmas, Candace. - It's the middle of summer.
Well, no sense waiting till the last minute.
Wait, are you guys taping this?
Actually, we're live.
- This is on TV right now? - Yep.
I have to make a phone call.
Candace Flynn, everyone. Up next is our good friend…
Hey, where is Perry?
I'm sorry, Agent P. Carl's an extra in some Christmas show,
and I don't know what Doof is doing today.
You know what, I'm just gonna send you over there blind. Good luck.
D Perry d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making Christmas in July.
Well, isn't that cute?
Do you happen to be standing near a television?
I think there's a whole wall of them behind me.
Would you turn around and look at the TVs?
OK.
Tonight's special is brought to you
by the good folks at Wintobreath Toothpaste.
Oh, you're right, Candace, we do need toothpaste.
Thanks for reminding me.
Oh, wait, wait! No!
Oh, how nice. A traditional Christmas special.
As my grandad used to say,
"Lang may yer lum reek and whit's fur ye'll no go by ye!"
What does that mean?
- Well, hopefully something festive. - You too, Dad?
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Wait, what's going on here? Is it Christmas already?
What happened to fall?
I'm totally unprepared.
I gotta get my Yuletide on, and fast!
What's wrong, Phineas? You don't look very happy for Christmas Eve.
Everyone's come together for the holidays, but Perry's still not here.
He knows it's not really Christmas, right?
Every Family Christmas Special needs a little forced drama.
Ah.
Who could that be?
It's famous singer, Kelly Clarkson!
Happy holidays, everyone!
Oh, Kelly Clarkson! Can you sing us a song?
Oh, you guys don't wanna hear me sing.
- Yeah! We do! - Please.
Well, I don't really have anything prepared.
Oh, that's too bad. Well, have a seat.
We'll have someone else sing.
Oh, OK.
D Oh, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated *
* Oh, righty, tighty lefty, loosey *
* Oh, my decorations are almost done d.
Perry the Platypus! How Noely of you.
For some reason, Christmas seems to have snuck up on me this year,
and I'm a bit behind on my shopping.
But I have a solution. The Transport-inator!
To instantly transport me to the stores while everyone else is circling around
looking for a parking spot.
It's not exactly evil, but it's slightly unfair.
Let the last-minute shopping begin!
Hey, who's that coming down the chimney?
Could it be?
Oh! I'm sorry, Phineas. I seem to have broken your fire.
It's Baljeet!
As long as you're here, how about a song?
Well, it was going to be a duet, but
* Good King Wenceslas looked out On the Feast of Stephen d.
Sorry I'm late. I was busy doing some rewrites.
Rewrites?
I've highlighted your parts. Now sing along.
D Santa Claus and all his elves *
* Are making gifts for Buford *
* I don't think that's how it goes *
* Nobody's asking you, nerd d.
Buford! You're completely disrespecting this classic song.
You are ignoring the historical context.
King Wenceslas was a great man.
You have no idea what this song is about.
I know all about this song.
D The words were by an English guy *
* The music's Scandinavian *
* Wenceslas was 5' 6" He kept his face unshaven *
* Though just a duke throughout his life *
* He always ruled so justly *
* His kingly title was conferred upon him posthumously d.
Well, I stand corrected. You seem to have a lot of information.
But if you know so much about it,
why do you not sing the original song?
I like my version better. It's about me!
D Buford should get lots of gifts Every Christmas season *
* When I see presents Just for me, it always is so pleasin' *
* That is why I changed the words to make This song more edgy *
* If you don't like the way I sing *
* You'll get a Christmas wedgie d.
You know, if you guys want me to sing, I could certainly…
No, sit down. Relax. Don't worry about it.
Are you guys sure? 'Cause it wouldn't be…
No. We wouldn't want you to have to work on Christmas Eve.
Oh. OK.
I had one line earlier.
- And now you have two! - Oh!
Ugh! Hey, what's with the total lack of Christmas decorations this year?
Are you guys just being lazy or what?
Wait! Wait! My packages!
Customer vaporization on aisle four.
The reverse button? Really?
I guess you think you're pretty clever…
Not fruitcake!
Now, where did he go?
Well, still no sign of Perry, but we're running out of time.
Perhaps we should open our presents.
Hey, look, everybody! It's Perry!
We're all together after all. This is the best Christmas ever.
D We wish you a merry Christmas *
* We wish you a merry Christmas *
* We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy New Year *
* We wish you the best day ever *
* And hope all your Christmas endeavors *
* Are super fun amazing and clever *
* And that your New Year's rocks too *
* Oh, come tell me what you doing *
* All my relatives just flew in *
* From Mexico and Jerusalem *
* For the holidays *
* Both Christmas trees and menorahs *
* It can be confusing for us *
* When we break into a chorus *
* Of ole d - Ole!
D And oy vey d - Oy vey!
D Good missions I'll give to Agents A through Z *
* Carl, get away from that punch bowl I'm saving that for me *
* We wish you a Perry Christmas *
* We wish you a Perry Christmas And a… *
* New Year *
* I wish for a calculator *
* Slash Hindi-English translator *
* To find the common denominator *
* In both of my tongues *
* Good wedgies I'll give To all of you nerds *
* That's how I say Merry Christmas I ain't good with words *
* I wish you would let me rule you *
* In evil I'm going to school you *
* I won't sugarcoat or fool you *
* Your New Year's looks grim *
* We wish your every endeavor *
* Makes this the best Christmas ever *
* And we're all so glad That we have never *
* Mentioned figgy pudding! *
* Ah! d.
How come the reverse switch
works for Perry the Platypus, but not me?
Hey, boys. I heard you were doing Christmas in July.
Yes. Yes, they were. And, and
it was actually really sweet.
Aw.
Wait. Aren't you Kelly Clarkson?
Why, yes. Yes, I am.
You're standing on my hand.
Oh, sorry!
No, no. It was a huge honor.
Hey, since you're here, you wanna sing a song?
Uh, you know, I would love to.
Wait, what's that?
Oh, that's my Inator. It's probably just gonna blow up.
I'm out of here!
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
And to a lesser extent, Kelly Clarkson, although I do love her work.
So, what are you boys thinking of doing today?
Uh, we don't know.
It's too hot to think.
Yeah, mum and I are getting rid of a few old things at the antique store,
but I think I've got just what you need.
A snow cone machine, just like when I was a kid!
- How does it work? - Well, you pour the ice in here,
you give it a crank, add some syrup and Bob's your uncle!
Snow cones for everyone!
Honey, we need to go. The antique show closes in just 12 hours.
OK, kids. I'll leave you in charge of the machine.
And be easy on your sister. She's been a bit on edge lately.
Wow, snow in July.
That's it! I know what we're gonna do today!
We're gonna need a lot more ice.
What is all this?
It's a snow cone. You want some?
You mean crushed ice covered with blue carbs? Lame.
Maybe Perry wants some.
Hey, where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P. I'll get right to it.
This time, we're worried about Doofenshmirtz buying laser pointers.
I mean, two or three of them would be fine,
but he just put in an order for 18,000 of them!
Only a crazed, evil, and diabolical mind would do that.
I'm sure you'll know what to do, Agent P.
Hey, Phineas!
Hi, Isabella.
What you doing?
- We're making S'Winter! - S'Winter?
It's a unique and logic-defying amalgam of winter and summer.
Why have snow in the winter when it's too cold to enjoy it?
You guys are gonna need some help.
I think cheerleaders are overrated anyway.
I mean, being gorgeous and popular, does that matter in the real world?
What is going on out there?
Whoa, this looks great!
Phineas, what's going on here?
It's summer and winter together. It's S'Winter!
D Well, there's snow on the ground *
* There's sleigh bells all around *
* But the sun's beating down *
* 'Cause it's S'Winter *
* It's ski and snowball fight time *
* And also fly a kite time *
* Cold and sunny, y es, that's right *
* I'm talkin' about S'Winter *
* It's a S'Winter S'wonderland *
* Unusual and grand *
* You can freeze while you get tan *
* Because it's S'Winter *
* Talkin' about S'Winter *
* It's so S'Winter! d.
Some people call it Wummer.
I'm calling mom, you know.
- Jeremy? - Hey, Candace!
- You want to go skiing? - Oh, I'd love to!
But I am so afraid of heights.
Bummer. Well, see you later, then.
D.D., wait up!
D.D.?
Stacy, who is D.D.?
A Swedish exchange student? I gotta go.
Hey, wait for me!
Let me through! Let me through!
Out of my way!
My brothers are just driving me crazy!
You should try spending an hour
with my dad sometime.
I had no idea this thing was so high!
There!
Great! Here we go!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no, no, no!
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d.
As soon as he walks through that front door,
no more Perry the Platypus!
It's genius, right? Oh!
Oh, I told Nancy to keep the back door locked!
Note to self,
my evil deed for tomorrow, fire the maid.
What are you looking at?
Not so fast, Perry the Platypus!
Don't worry. It's not what you think.
It's my special recipe for quick-hardening chocolate!
Between you and me, my popularity has plummeted to an all-time low.
But everybody loves chocolate!
What if I could recreate chocolate in my own image?
Behold, the Melt-inator 6-5000,
powered by thousands of laser pointers!
It has a melting capacity of seven!
That's on a scale of one to five, so that's a big number!
Here, watch this!
I collect my harvest through the city streets,
where it will be processed with my secret ingredients
to produce the most irresistible confection
in the tri-state area.
Now, do you understand what you're up against?
Come on, you didn't get any of that?
You didn't get any of that?
Oh, OK. I will start again.
First of all, my popularity is at an all-time low.
You got that, right? OK. Then…
All right, that should do it.
I'll just walk all the way up to the top.
Nothing will stand in my way.
Hey, why is it so dark out here?
Oh, that hurts!
Wait a minute. I got it!
With my Melt-inator 6-5000.
There, did you get it that time?
Well…
Well, I'm not going over it again.
It's time to get started!
At this very moment, the world's largest chocolate bar
is passing through town on the way to the Smithsonian,
but it will never arrive!
In five, four, three
two and a half, two and a quarter…
Is that it? Is that… you are not going to do anything?
You're just gonna stand there like a dead fish?
I'm giving you a chance to do something here.
This used to be more fun.
One and a half, one and a quarter.
You know, in some cultures it's considered rude not to…
Perry the Platypus? But how did you…
You ate your own heinie?
I must aim it, quickly!
Oh, the kids are gonna love this Austrian-style cuckoo clock.
Oh, I wish you'd let me buy the large one!
Maybe we should pull over and see what's going on.
That's peculiar.
Good thing we also bought those four spare tires, huh?
Thanks, Buford.
Now, all I need to do is find my Jeremy.
Oh, no! He's talking to D.D.!
I've got to put a stop to this!
- Oh, Jeremy! Wait! Jeremy! - What was that?
Why does this keep happening to me?
Too scrawny. Throw it back!
Wow, D.D.! You're a really great skier!
Hey, Candace. Glad you could join us! This is gonna be great!
How did that miss us?
That's just weird.
Hold on!
That's the spirit!
Excuse me, Bob. Pardon me, Bob. One side, Bob.
Thank you, Bob. Whoopsie-daisy. There we go. It's a bobsled!
Uh, have you seen Candace?
Oh, hey. Here she is!
You rock, Candace! I didn't even know that was possible!
Hey, look, a cloud angel!
Now, this is what I call freestyling!
Wow, that was really cool!
Really?
You're quite the S'Winter athlete.
By the way, have you met D.D.?
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Derek Dukenson. But you can call me D.D. Nice to meet you.
Oh! Nice to meet you, D.D.
Mom and Dad, back already?
This is gonna be the bestest day ever!
You almost foiled my plan!
Luckily, I had an extra can of sticky string to subdue you!
Whoops, I forgot to plug it in.
I always wait till the last minute 'cause it takes a lot of power.
Hey, everybody, my mom's got hot chocolate!
Mom! Dad!
Look at what Phineas and Ferb did to the backyard!
Just a second, Candace.
Hurry, hurry! Come on, come on! They used a snow cone machine to build…
Oh, do you mind opening the door for us?
Well, honey. What do you think?
Mom, Dad, hurry up!
It is a mix of winter and summer. They call it S'Winter!
I think that'd be "Wummer," wouldn't it?
You know what, Ferb? Today was the best S'Winter day ever!
Last chance, Candace.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
D It's ski and snowball fight time *
* And also fly a kite time *
* Cold and sunny, yes, that's right *
* I'm talkin' about S'Winter *
* It's a S'Winter S'wonderland *
* Unusual and grand *
* You can freeze while you get tan *
* Because it's S'Winter *
* Talkin' about S'Winter *
* It's so S'Winter! *