D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation *
* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
All right, Candace, I'm headed out to the zoo to do my volunteer work.
Which means, I'm in charge.
Well, not really, 'cause dad's here.
- Right, honey? - That's right, dear.
And now back to Horse In A Bookcase.
D It's a horse in a bookcase *
* It's a horse in a bookcase *
* Little horse in a bookcase *
* Yeah, it's a horse d.
You're in charge.
Bye, Mom. Have fun at the zoo.
Hello, Candace. Are Phineas and Ferb here?
Yes.
- Yes? - Can I see them?
Probably not from there.
I would like to visit with my friends, Phineas and Ferb.
Could I please come in?
Well, why didn't you say so.
I am sure you would like to know what it is I am holding in my hands.
- Nope. - Well, if you insist.
Behold, The Ultimate Phineas and Ferb Digital Scrapbook.
UPAFDS, for short.
- UPAFDS? - UPAFDS!
Whatevs.
It's a digital compilation of Phineas and Ferb's creations!
Phineas and Ferb's creations?
Yeah, see? It's everything they've done over the summer.
It's perfect! Could I just borrow that for a…
Foo-foo-foo-foo-foo! The UPAFDS does not leave my person.
Hey, Irving, is that the UPAFDS?
Why, yes. Yes, it is!
Cool. Let's see!
We interrupt Horse In A Bookcase,
to bring you this breaking news bulletin.
Little Crikey the Crocodile has gone missing.
Kids everywhere remember Little Crikey the Crocodile
from his popular show, Little Crikey the Crocodile.
I don't know. I thought it would be nice for Crikey to take a ride,
get some fresh air.
Uh, but a couple of speed bumps later,
badda bing, badda boom, no Crikey! I just hope he's OK.
Search parties are looking in the swamp areas of Danville,
but nobody has seen any sign of him.
They're wasting their time in that swampy marsh.
Everyone knows crocodiles head for the sewers.
That's where we need to look.
Tiny Crikey needs our help.
Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
Ferb, I know what I'm gonna do today, too!
Yes, Ferb, I know what I'm going to take today.
I mean borrow. I mean…
Hey, where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P.
I know what you're thinking.
"Aren't you Hollywood's Ray Liotta?"
The answer is yes, yes I am.
I'm sitting in for my good friend, Major Monogram,
while he's getting some manscaping done.
I mean, mustaches like that, they don't just happen.
Besides, I owe him big for that favor he did for me at the Academy.
Hey, uh, Ray, I… I just did a favor for you.
Thanks, Francis. I owe you big.
Anyway, our web monitors tell us
that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been frequenting websites and blogs
dedicated to chickens and chicken-related jokes.
We don't know what that means, but it's gotta be something foul.
We need you to get out there and take him down a peg!
Good luck, Agent P.
That felt great, Carl!
Fighting evil like that, I was like, zing, wow, yeah!
Why did I ever drop out of the Academy
to become a big Hollywood star when I'm needed here!
Well, to be fair, sir, you do get paid more than we do.
Yes, yes, I do.
So tell me exactly how you plan to catch this crocodile.
Simple. We'll use the Croco-locator.
See that blip straight ahead of us, that's Crikey.
What's that other dot?
Oh, well, apparently there's buried treasure down here.
Eh, maybe some other day.
This is so exciting!
So, Irving, maybe I should keep this safe while we…
Foo-foo-foo-foo! I am sorry, Candace, as much as I have great reverence for you,
the UPAFDS does not leave my person, ever!
All I want to do is show it to Mom!
Oh! Well, sure.
As soon as we're done with the mission, we can show her to your mother.
Really? I can just show her to…
Wait a minute, did you just call it a "her"?
Yeah, "her." See?
"Hi, Candace, I'm the UPAFDS. And I'm a girl!"
Anyway, as soon as we're done finding this little crocodile,
it's straight to Mom with the evidence.
Come on! Move it! Move it! Move it!
That's the spirit, Sis!
You guys are going down, down, down!
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d.
Who is it?
Oh, Perry the Platypus, come on up!
A-ha!
OK, I chalk that up to poor planning. Again.
Anyhow, look at this! Can you believe it?
My goody two shoes brother is getting an award
for being the best Danville mayor ever. For the second year in a row.
And he's only been mayor for one year!
I am going to make sure he never gets that award!
Uh, you see, people used to laugh at me all the time.
I know it's hard to believe now, but it's true.
They would laugh at me. And would they laugh at my brother?
No. Never! Of course not!
Well, things are about to change.
Thanks to my brand new Chicken-Replace-inator!
This beautiful device replaces anything it hits with a chicken!
How funny will that be?
Roger gets handed the award, and suddenly, it's a chicken!
And not just any chicken,
but the nearest chicken.
Which, when you think about it, saves a lot of energy.
I mean, why pull some chicken from half-way around the world
when, uh, there might be one available right around the corner…
Ah, this is much better.
Anyway, like I was saying, all I have to do is point this at Roger
just as they're handing him his award, and zap!
He goes from prestigious mayor with a major award,
to just some guy holding a chicken.
I mean, have you ever seen anyone not laugh at a chicken?
Chicken, laugh. Chicken, laugh. It's obligatory.
The Croco-locator says he should be right here.
Maybe there's some other way to track him.
Phineas, please, I'm all the equipment you'll ever need.
I mean, hello, let us not forget that I wrestled a ferocious alligator.
A scrappy little crocodile is nothing for a pro like me.
Ain't that right?
Oh, looks like Little Crikey grew up.
She must be getting a bigger net.
We're going to need another boat.
Isabella, execute Plan B!
Roger that, Phineas. We're on our way.
OK, girls, let's light 'em up.
D It's a subterranean Crocodile apprehension expedition *
* If you never apprehend Any croc underground *
* Then you don't know What you're missing *
* Going through the sewers In a big fanboat *
* Gonna grab a gator And that's all she wrote *
* Get him in a net And then we're gonna go for a while *
* 'Cause he's a big reptile d.
Lord, look at the size of that gator!
D 'Cause he's a prehistoric lizard With a streak of mean *
* Eyes so black and scales so green *
* More sharp teeth than you've ever seen In his smile *
* Yeah, he's a big reptile d.
Yeah, that's one mean gator.
Nice short cut. We're right behind her. Hey, what happened to Buford and Baljeet?
Come on! She is getting away!
Give me a second. If I eat nine, the tenth one is free!
D It's a subterranean Crocodile apprehension expedition *
* Subterranean crocodile Apprehension expedition d.
Yes, yes, there he is.
The second he takes that award, ba-zing! There it is. It's chicken time, baby!
The net, again! Really? You know… what are you doing?
Careful with that!
Perry the Platypus, you are gonna get such a chickening.
Ha!
I hope you're noticing this, Perry the Platypus.
Chicken, laugh. Chicken, laugh. See? I told you.
Candace, aim your boat for the middle tube!
Candace! You did it!
Perry the Platypus, come out, come out, wherever you are.
You've got an appointment with the nearest chicken.
I've got something that I need…
Now, prepare to be turned into a
huh, what is that? A rubber chicken. What are you gonna do with
actually, that's kind of funny.
No matter! Prepare to meet your chicken.
What the heck's wrong with this? Oh, boy. No, no
* Agent P d.
I don't believe it!
I go to the store for 15 minutes and when I get back
I find that you've turned our nearest chicken farm into a swap meet.
And what did you buy, dear?
Frozen lasagne. They were on special two for one, so I bought two.
I figured we could have one tonight
and then we could have the other one when your sister and her husband
don't change the subject!
Oh, look, it's chickens!
It's…
I guess chickens aren't as funny as I thought.
Wow, Candace, that was fantastic!
The way you handled the boat, and brought Crikey to safety!
You are one pretty awesome big sis!
Hi, kids. Hey! How did Crikey get here?
They must have brought him in while I was at lunch.
Candace, why are you sitting on a chicken?
Wait right here, Mom! I've got evidence!
But why was she sitting on a chicken?
I don't know, Mom.
It's actually kind of funny.
Yes. Yes, it is.
Give me that nerd box.
I'm tired of being nice!
No wait! I told you, the UPAFDS does not leave my person… ah!
Oh, no!
You ate my evidence, you overgrown lizard!
There you are, Perry!
I just can't believe it's gone!
Aw, don't be blue.
All we've gotta do is wait a couple of hours and…
Ew! Disgusting!
What? My brother will be here with my back-up.
What were you think…
Oh, that is disgusting.
OK, give it a chance.
We want your honest opinion.
We know it's a little weird.
Help! Help! Is there a doctor in the house?
I am a doctor. And yes, I am single.
What seems to be the problem here?
I think I sprained my ankle.
And you want me to take a look at it.
No, I want your brain.
Brains.
Brain.
Shape-shifting alien zombies?
Fair enough, but I must tell you that I'm kind of using my brain right now.
Oh, yeah! And I'm also a ninja.
See?
Welcome to the Klimpaloon and Giant Floating Baby Head Hour,
starring that magical old-timey bathing suit
that lives in the Himalayas, Klimpaloon,
and the inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head!
With tonight's guests Dave and Jim and the Tri-State Whimsy Jugglers,
Dexter Thompson and his Chocolate Harmonica,
the musical stylings of Bicentennial Crab,
and featuring six of the eight original Klimpaloon
and Giant Floating Baby Head Dancers!
And now, here are your hosts,
the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas, Klimpaloon,
and the inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head!
D He's a robot from space She's a little girl *
* They come From totally different worlds *
* If you think they're worlds apart You're misinformed *
* Though it might seem unusual *
* That's the Norm, that's the Norm *
* That's the Norm, that's the Norm d.
That's me!
Norm, if you're gonna live here,
you can't just wander into Jeremy's room like this.
What if he found out about you?
Then he'd make you return to outer space.
Space is cold and unforgiving, like my father.
Oh, no! It's Jeremy. Quick, hide!
Suzy? Is that you? What are you doing in my room?
I was making you a surprise.
Surprise? What is it?
Well, I made you your own entrance.
Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful.
Buford Van Stomm, world renowned chef.
Winner of the coveted Palme de Mouton.
Runner up in the Tri-State Chili Cook-off,
and master purveyor of cuisine to the crowned heads of…
Hey! Get that camera out of my face.
He's also kind of mean.
You bet your boots!
Today, on Your Cooking Stinks and So Do You,
Van Stomm will be critiquing the culinary stylings
of Master Chef Andre Guilbaud, creator of the legendary Crepes Guilbaud,
and the world-renowned olive-free, olive loaf-flavored olive.
Prowling your way this fall, Katt Karr!
The inexplicable story of a man
whose car, for some reason, looks a lot like a cat.
Roger Doofenshmirtz, a politician of above-average attractiveness,
on a never-ending crusade
against the sinister, evil, cheesy-smelling,
and for some reason dressed-like-a-mouse, Professor Nibbles.
Katt Karr!
It's driving away from us.
D Ducky Mo Ducky Momo *
* He's your very best friend d.
Poor Ducky Momo, are you lost?
Yes, you are.
Ducky Momo needs to get to the other side of the Dumbledown River.
Can you help him find the Butter-berry Bridge?
Behind you, Ducky Momo!
It's behind you!
- Yeah, right there! - It's right there, Ducky Momo!
- It's right there! - Right there!
- Behind you! - Right there, behind you.
Behind you and to the left!
Your other left.
Right there, behind you!
No, the other way. Oh, for pete's sake…
Oh, no! Dr. Baljeet, who are they?
Just some old friends.
In post-apocalyptic battle gear.
OK. Maybe "friends" is stretching it a bit.
Jeepers!
I hope you've got your carry-on stowed,
because we're ready for takeoff!
Dude, you are so lucky!
Yeah, I know. I better slow down.
Oh, that was close.
As long as we're up here,
how about we fly to a little island I know?
- Oh, Dr. Baljeet… - Ninja.
- What? - It is Dr. "Ninja" Baljeet.
You left off the "Ninja" part.
Really?
I did not go through six years of ninja school
just to be called Dr. Baljeet!
It is Dr. "Ninja" Baljeet, OK?
You know, the guys on these sports teams
have some pretty funny names these days.
Yeah, like those hockey players.
No, t-those are just Canadian names.
How about these jugglers, folks?
You're much more fun than my other dolls.
- I'm honored. - So what do you think?
Self interest dictates a tactful reply.
Suzy, are you there?
Uh, yeah, just a sec! Quick! Hide!
- Sh. - Hey, Sis,
I can't find my lucky baseball bat.
I've looked everywhere. Have you seen it?
Uh, no.
Nothing in here that would be of any interest to you.
Suzy, you're acting kind of weird.
You're not hiding anything, are you?
No.
Get out of my room!
Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful.
Look at me! I'm the life of the party!
My lamp needs a brighter bulb.
D That's the Norm d.
Of course, I'm prepared.
I can de-bone a herring in 38 seconds.
And I can make five-minute frosting in four minutes.
Look out, Van Stomm, Chef Guilbaud is coming for you.
Who puts tofu in lasagne?
I was just trying to be avant-garde, Chef.
Yeah, people need to be avant-guarded from your food!
Clearly I have much to learn.
I don't know, Katt Karr.
We've been all over Metroburg
and still no sign of the sinister Professor Nibbles.
Got any ideas?
Saucer of milk?
OK. I don't see how that's gonna help, but you're the car.
Hey, Suzy, what are you doing out here?
And what's with the lumpy table?
Oh. Yeah, uh… It's my lemonade stand.
Lemonade stand? Where's the lemonade?
I drink-ded it.
Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful.
I made more lemonade.
About time! We just lost a customer.
Now help me fix this lumpy table.
Look, some people tend to think I'm a bit harsh with these guys,
but here's how I see it.
Disgusting! Utter garbage! Raw sewage on a plate!
It's really all about nurturing the talent.
We've almost caught up with Professor Nibbles, Katt Karr!
Bad Katt Karr!
Bad Katt Karr! No! No!
Poor, Ducky Momo. Still can't find the bridge.
Can you help him find the bridge?
Behind you! It's behind you!
Oh, for crying out loud! Just turn around!
Just rotate your body!
No, not that way!
Where are you going?
The bridge is right here by us!
We can see it from here!
- Boy, I'm hungry. - Me too.
Hey, it's Meap!
Meap, did you bring us something fun to eat?
Meap! Meap!
Yay! Meap Carbonated Goulash!
That's right, kids!
It's new deliciously carbonated Meap Goulash.
The goulash with foam.
Featuring Quasar Pork rolls,
Black Hole Ham Hunks, Death Ray Beef segments,
Spaceship Tofu, and Blue Chimpanzee DNA replica helix marshmallows.
Thanks, Meap!
- Meap, your goulash is… - Meap!
You took the words right out of my mouth.
It's the goulash with foam!
New Meap Carbonated Goulash
comes with everything you see here except the bowl.
Batteries not included.
Meap!
We earn more patches before 9:00 a. m.
Than most can in a lifetime.
We dedicate our lives
to be part of something greater than ourselves.
You okay there, big guy?
No.
With each patch earned,
a new skill beyond the ordinary.
We are the few, the relentless, the Fireside Girls.
We also have sleepovers.
Earn credits for middle school,
so talk to your local Fireside recruiter today.
Tonight, Vance Wors' exciting escape attempt.
While Bob and June Bug are sidelined
after Bob tries to maul celebrity judge Sherm,
from the '80s band Luve Handel.
Tonight on Dancing With The Bears.
There is nothing to worry about way out here.
Well, I guess he's really gone, Suzy.
You gotta admit, he was a lot of trouble.
But deep down, I'm gonna miss that big guy.
Come on, let's go inside.
I'll be in in a minute.
OK.
OK. He's gone, you can come out now.
That's great, because I've got fireworks!
Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful.
D That's the Norm d.
It wasn't what Chef Van Stomm was saying,
it was how he was saying it.
So I decided to take his teachings to heart.
And I couldn't be prouder!
Huge meteor to impact the Earth at 9:00 tonight.
Also, who's this little fellow and why is he in a bookcase?
We'll have the story at 10:00.
Well, Nibbles, looks like you're caught like a rat in a trap.
And you'll have plenty of time to gnaw on that in the state prison.
And you'll be a rat in a
you'll… well, you know what?
I'm out of rat metaphors.
Anyway, thanks for your help, Katt Karr.
Oh, let's pretend like we didn't see that.
- What is he looking at? - That's not a bridge.
What is that? A candy wrapper?
It's a candy wrapper, not a bridge.
Oh, great. Look at this!
Oh, now where's he going?
- Get back here! Where did he go? - Where did he go?
How has he survived this long?
So it turned out that the invasion was all just a big misunderstanding.
So does that mean we're safe now?
That all depends. Do you want more Carbonated Goulash?
I don't get it.
So, what do you think of Ferb TV?
I'm telling Mom!
I think she liked it.
Right here, Mom. Right on top of our…
Again.
What am I looking at?
Oh, there you are, Perry. Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful.
Goulash pieces are closer than they appear.
Meap Carbonated Goulash may be subject
to license, title tax and destination charges.
Please wash hands thoroughly after contact with Meap Carbonated Goulash.
If hunger persists after contact with Meap Carbonated Goulash consult your…
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this Studio A?
No, this is Studio… hey, wait a second.
You just wanted to get into this episode, didn't you?
What? No! No!
Yes, you did.
- Yes, I did. - Get out.
All right, but I can totally read that faster than you.
- Out! - OK, OK, grumpy.
- Batteries not included. - Batteries not included.
Out!