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D There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation *
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* And school comes along just to end it *
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* So the annual problem
For our generation *
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* Is finding a good way to spend it *
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* Like maybe *
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* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
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* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
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* Discovering something
That doesn't exist d.
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Hey!
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D Or giving a monkey a shower *
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* Surfing tidal waves *
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* Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
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It's over here!
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D Finding a Dodo bird *
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* Painting a continent *
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* Or driving our sister insane *
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Phineas!
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D As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
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* Before school starts this fall d.
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Come on, Perry!
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D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! *
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* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! d.
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Well, how are we doing today,
Major? Feeling better?
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Carl? What are you doing here?
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Your wife said it'd be OK
if I came up here and kept you company.
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Would that be all right? I brought a book!
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What kind of book?
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It's a fantasy adventure
with wizards and knights.
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Are there woodland sprites?
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Well, there's water sprites.
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Go ahead.
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"Devote your mind to this tale
of the distant past and the adventures
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that did befall the most noble of knights,
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"where stood the cottage
of the humble antique dealer."
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Cheerio, dear!
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I'm off to hide these common objects
for a couple of hundred years
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until they become valuable.
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Don't forget to put hay in the ox!
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Candavere, I need you
to fetch me some more water.
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Candavere? Oh! Where is that maid?
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"Stacehilda, news have I
upon this evening!"
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"At the harvest bonfire, I shall be
on the arm of Jeremiad."
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"Signed, Candavere."
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There. And now to send off this missive.
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The time has come to do your duty,
my stout-winged messenger.
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That should catalyze it. We'll add it
to our inventory of magical elixirs.
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What say we try a couple of these out?
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Cool, a Cyclops. My turn.
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A manticore! With a lion's head.
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A cockatrice!
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Oh, yeah, getting some water and
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* Gonna have a great
Midsummer's wode-gathering *
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* Harvest bonfire's eve d.
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Good morrow, Phineas.
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D With Jeremiad d.
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Good morrow, Ferbalot.
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What flaxen homespun
have we swaggering here?
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Careful, Candavere. Better not look
at Ferbalot or you'll turn to stone.
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This is a most inopportune time
for your infernal hijinks!
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And for once, our sad,
sweet mother will be heralded to your…
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I can't talk like this anymore.
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You guys are so busted! Mom!
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I don't know about you, Ferbalot,
but I didn't get any of that.
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Hey, there's something
fishy about this rain. It's unearthly.
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Come on, we better get inside.
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Behold! I am the Lady of the Puddle.
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Don't you mean the Lady of the Lake?
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No, that's my mom.
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Hey, kids, you're getting a little quest
of your own. Oh, that's so nice.
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Anyway, Ferbalot, you and Phineas
must find the legendary sword,
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Excaliferb, and use it to stop
the evil sorcerer Malifashmirtz,
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who is behind this unearthly rain.
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Yeah, Ferb and I were
just talking about the rain.
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"Unearthly." That's… isn't that
the word I… Yeah. I used… I just…
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I will send the magical water sprite,
Isabelle, to guide you on your quest.
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Great! Can't wait to meet her.
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And to you, Ferbalot and Phineas,
I bid thee good fortune.
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Wow. Good thing she wasn't
Lady of the Hot Coffee.
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Mom, Ferb and I are going on a quest!
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Don't forget to goad
the geese on your way out!
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Sure thing, Mom.
Get in there, Gertrude.
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Whoa! This must be the sprite, Isabelle.
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What art thou doin'?
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Apparently, you're going
to guide us on a quest.
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Yes. You must first cross
the Raging River of Uncertainty
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by way of the Bridge of Comprehension.
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Then you must brave
the Swamp of Spit-Poor Attitudes.
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Then it's snack time.
I brought along some apples.
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After that, you will enter the Cave
of Ten Thousand Monsters,
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where the sword Excaliferb can be found.
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Ferb, only a warrior with a true heart
may draw it from the stone
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and wield it in battle against
the evil sorcerer Malifashmirtz.
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Yeah, OK. I'm down with that.
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Do you have any questions?
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Yeah. Where's Perable?
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Good morning, Sir P.
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The tempest we are experiencing
was conjured up by the evil Malifashmirtz.
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We need you to fly up to his fortress
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and put the kibosh
on his evil machinations.
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I really like that character.
Is there gonna be more about him?
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I'm sorry, sir. He just comes in
at the beginning.
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Shall I continue?
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- Huh?
- Mmm, OK.
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"Meanwhile, back at the cottage
of the humble antique dealer…"
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Mom, I'm telling you,
they're gallivanting around out there
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conjuring things with magical elixirs.
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Candavere, I've never seen them gallivant.
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Oh! When are you gonna believe me?
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What if I got you some proof?
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I'd rather you got me
some more gruel wood.
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Fine.
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"Candavere, fetch me gruel wood."
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"Candavere, rake the roof thatch."
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"Candavere, go accuse
the neighbors of witchcraft."
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If only I had some… Huh? Proof!
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All I have to do is grab a couple
of these to show Mom, and…
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Ugh, what is this stuff?
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Stupid potion! I know.
Maybe this will get rid of it.
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That didn't work. I'm gonna go tell Mom.
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Oh great, a tail!
Phineas and Ferbalot, you are so…
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I can't go to the midsummer's
wode-gathering harvest bonfire like this.
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What will Jeremiad think?
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I'm just gonna have
to find Phineas and Ferbalot,
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and make them tell me which one
of these elixirs will change me back.
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Oh, this is not… Oh, no!
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Oh, oh, there is no… Oh, no.
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D Malifashmirtz Evil Incorporated *
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* But not really a corporation *
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* Because corporations
Haven't been invented yet *
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* So it's more like a guild
Or a tradesmen association d.
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A-ha! Perable the Dragonpus.
Welcome to your doom!
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Hey, hey, what's the matter
with this thing?
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Hey, hey, Norm, can you come out
and give me a hand?
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Of course.
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You like him, Perable the Dragonpus?
I call him a Lawn Norm!
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He protects my garden
from witches' spells and wood trolls.
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I'm gonna make small versions of him
and sell them all over…
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Anyway, let me tell you about my plan
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for seizing control
of the tri-kingdom area.
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You see, I was bullfrog hunting
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down by the rat catcher's shack, and
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came across
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with the biggest raspberry
I've ever seen!
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It was the size of a cucumber.
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Is what I said because I had
a gag over my mouth.
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And that's why I decided to take over
the tri-kingdom area.
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True story! And now I know
exactly how to do it.
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You see, I found this ancient text,
more of a pamphlet, really,
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and decided to use it to conjure up
the most evil multitude
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to ever tread the earth!
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But to do that, I needed to start with
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the most hideous substance known to man!
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Canned meat! Tripe-Henge brand.
Only the best!
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So, earlier today I placed thousands
of cans of canned meat
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into the largest of my three cauldrons,
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cast my evil re-animation spell and ta-da!
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Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
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Yeah, don't say it.
I know they're a little small.
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But that's why the rain, see?
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They absorb water and they will grow,
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and when they get bigger
I'm hoping their attitude will become
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a little more, you know, rampagey.
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Isabelle, why did you take us
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to the Inn of the Prancing Platypus?
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We need allies.
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There's a lot of mercenaries
and thugs to choose from.
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Plus, they make a great taco salad.
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Who's that creepy guy? He's been staring
at us since we got here.
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I wonder what he wants.
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He's coming over. Be cool.
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I would recommend a little more caution
from you, wizardling.
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Malifashmirtz's spies are everywhere.
Look at that guy over there.
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He doesn't look like a spy.
He looks more like a shepherd.
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He's a shepherd spy.
They're the worst kind.
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Are you a mercenary thug?
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Actually, I'm here for the taco salad.
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But you guys look like you could do
with a little muscle.
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The name is Bufavulus, the Wind Lord.
I can help you on your quest.
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Welcome aboard.
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You should also know that I travel
with a companion by the name
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of Baljeetalus of the Nerdling Realm.
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Greetings, adventurers!
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If by my bow or my vast store
of useless knowledge,
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I may aid you… Hey, where is my bow?
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You left it in the booth.
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Oh. Excuse me.
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Well, there it is.
Has anyone seen my arrows?
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Bathroom.
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Now that we are all congregated,
we must away!
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Let everyone now task his thought,
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that this fair quest
may on foot be brought!
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Whoa, hey, hold it! What's with the banjo?
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Travelling music.
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Where are they going, Alabama?
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What do you mean, sir?
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Well, questing music should have
an element of foreboding and mystery.
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You know, lots of minor chords and stuff.
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And to make it sound more medieval,
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you throw a major chord in
right at the end.
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OK, I'll see what I can do.
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"And so, the merry band set off
on their quest to the foreboding sounds
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"of minor chords." Better?
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Little less sarcasm would be nice.
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D A-questing we will go
Into this cursed rain *
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* We're ill-prepared and under-trained *
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* With no practical knowledge
Of this terrain *
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* A brute, a girl
Two brothers and a brain *
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* Hiking up this inclined plane d.
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What do you know?
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My shepherd spy tells me that a team
of erstwhile heroes bent on defeating me
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are on their way here right now.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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It's just down that way,
past the sally port on your right.
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You can't miss it.
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A bridge!
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Are not these things guarded
in these types of stories?
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Yeah, like, by a troll?
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Do I look like a troll to you?
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Do not answer truthfully.
It will only enrage her.
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In order to cross
my Bridge of Comprehension,
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you must first answer three questions.
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The questions will fall
into three categories.
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Arts and sciences, social studies,
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and what's hot and what's not.
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Uh, hey, guys, it is not
really that deep down here.
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The answers must be given in haiku form.
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If it's all the same to you,
we'll just go around.
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It's not all the same to me!
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Just for the record, the answer
to your riddle is an egg. Bye now!
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Come back! You can't… Wait a minute.
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"Just for the record,
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the answer to your riddle,
is an egg. Bye now."
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Huh. What do you know,
that was a haiku.
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The time has come, my little meat conejos.
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Rain down on my enemies
and stop them from advancing!
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And bring me back a newspaper.
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Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
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You, too. Go.
240
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Meat!
241
00:11:28,837 --> 00:11:31,173
Uh-oh. Doesn't look good. Whoa!
242
00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,301
This is where that crazy old bat
should have built a bridge.
243
00:11:34,384 --> 00:11:36,345
This is the Rocky Shallow
River of Nevermore.
244
00:11:36,553 --> 00:11:38,806
Why must everything
have such long names?
245
00:11:39,014 --> 00:11:42,184
We're gonna have to turn around
and find another way across this gorge.
246
00:11:46,396 --> 00:11:48,857
Oh, no! Canned meat!
Now we're in trouble.
247
00:11:49,149 --> 00:11:50,192
But they're so cute.
248
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:51,902
Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
249
00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:52,985
They're getting bigger!
250
00:11:53,862 --> 00:11:55,280
And more rampagey!
251
00:11:55,489 --> 00:11:57,157
So are quests
usually this short?
252
00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:58,283
Meat! Meat! Meat!
253
00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,785
We're not gonna go without a fight!
254
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,829
Phineas! I want all of you to jump!
255
00:12:02,037 --> 00:12:03,539
Uh, you know that it's called
256
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:06,333
the Rocky Shallow River of Nevermore
for a reason, right?
257
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:08,419
I have a plan! Just trust me!
258
00:12:10,087 --> 00:12:11,964
I don't know. How about you, Ferb?
259
00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:13,882
Should we… Ferb?
260
00:12:14,508 --> 00:12:16,218
He's right. Come on!
261
00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:17,204
Mother always told me
262
00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:20,139
if all the other kids were jumping off
a cliff, I should, too.
263
00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:21,432
Your mother said that?
264
00:12:21,515 --> 00:12:23,142
She was not a nurturer.
Let's go!
265
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,770
Isabelle, if you're gonna do something,
266
00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:28,313
now would be a nice time!
267
00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:30,899
Carl, you stopped.
268
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,818
I think we need to take a little break.
269
00:12:33,026 --> 00:12:36,530
Wow, bad time for that. You totally
left me hanging in that cliff scene.
270
00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:39,074
That's kind of the point, sir.
271
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:42,202
Oh. I see. Very clever.
272
00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:45,164
Sheesh, Carl. What took so long?
273
00:12:45,289 --> 00:12:47,833
Sorry, sir. I was just down
in your beautiful kitchen,
274
00:12:47,916 --> 00:12:49,436
and your wife was
making two sandwiches.
275
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,920
And I gotta tell you they were delish!
276
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,172
Did she make one for me?
277
00:12:53,464 --> 00:12:56,300
Oh. Huh. How about
we get back to the book?
278
00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:57,801
Carl, did you eat my sandwich?
279
00:12:57,885 --> 00:13:00,804
"As our heroes fell,
doubt swept through them…"
280
00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:02,306
Carl, you ate my sandwich.
281
00:13:02,389 --> 00:13:03,974
Do you wanna hear this or not, sir?
282
00:13:04,057 --> 00:13:05,058
OK.
283
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,854
"As our heroes fell,
doubt swept through them…"
284
00:13:09,146 --> 00:13:10,939
Isabelle? If you're gonna do something,
285
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,399
now would be a nice time!
286
00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:16,153
Sisters, hear my summons
beckon through the rain!
287
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,907
Carry thy waters to me now
and fill the river once again.
288
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,834
Whoo-hoo!
289
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:33,128
Whoo!
290
00:13:39,468 --> 00:13:42,221
Nice work, girls.
See you at Tuesday's brunch!
291
00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:44,223
Whoa!
292
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:49,311
That was cool!
A slide made out of water.
293
00:13:49,436 --> 00:13:51,105
What would you call a thing like that?
294
00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:53,148
I don't know.
295
00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:56,485
Oh good, another customer for my bridge.
296
00:13:56,944 --> 00:14:01,198
In order to cross my bridge of Co…
Co… Co!
297
00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:02,825
Have you seen my brothers?
298
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:07,996
Co… Co… Co… Comprehension.
299
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:09,991
Well, I think that went well.
300
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,403
We're getting close.
301
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,420
This must be the Swamp
of Spit-Poor Attitudes.
302
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:15,503
Why is it called that?
303
00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:18,882
Legend has it that in order to get across
this swampy marsh,
304
00:14:18,966 --> 00:14:20,286
you have to have a good attitude.
305
00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:22,886
This swamp was made for me!
Come on, Ferbalot.
306
00:14:24,555 --> 00:14:26,515
Come on, Bufavulus. What is the holdup?
307
00:14:26,807 --> 00:14:27,543
I ain't going.
308
00:14:27,558 --> 00:14:29,560
Just think good thoughts
and you'll be fine.
309
00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:31,292
You don't know me very well, do you?
310
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,106
Hey, guys, I can see Mount Doof from here.
We're almost there.
311
00:14:34,189 --> 00:14:37,484
I have an idea. I think I have a way
to get you across the swamp.
312
00:14:37,818 --> 00:14:39,698
I have been working
on a way of solving problems
313
00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:42,406
by the process of deriving
reliable generalizations
314
00:14:42,489 --> 00:14:45,242
from observation. I call it "logic."
315
00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:47,119
Logic? How come
I've never heard of this?
316
00:14:47,244 --> 00:14:48,454
Because it is the Middle Ages.
317
00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:51,165
Oh. Is it anything
like hysterical hearsay?
318
00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:54,960
Yes, in that it is
the exact opposite of that.
319
00:14:55,252 --> 00:14:56,196
Yeah?
320
00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:57,463
Listen. Here is how it works.
321
00:14:57,921 --> 00:15:01,383
By observing the swamp, logic tells me
that it is too big to go around.
322
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,136
And by gathering information
about it from Isabelle,
323
00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:06,096
I can logically make assessments
324
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,557
about the best way to get across.
Are you following me?
325
00:15:08,891 --> 00:15:09,975
Absolutely not.
326
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:11,810
Phineas has pie.
327
00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:12,894
Out of my way, runt!
328
00:15:13,937 --> 00:15:17,065
And that's why the Earth is flat,
Perable the Dragonpus.
329
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:18,149
Huh, what's this?
330
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,526
Thou hast mail!
331
00:15:20,027 --> 00:15:21,445
Mail? Who's it from? Let me see.
332
00:15:22,237 --> 00:15:25,783
Oh, a video. Look at that.
I don't believe it.
333
00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:28,243
How did these miscreants
escape my meatlings?
334
00:15:28,786 --> 00:15:31,121
Behold, the Cave of
Ten Thousand Monsters!
335
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,499
Here, you will find the sword Excaliferb.
336
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,584
Cool! Looks like you're on, bro.
337
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:38,504
Let's see how they deal with this!
338
00:15:42,382 --> 00:15:45,135
Uh-oh! Avalanche! Quick, inside!
339
00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:47,887
That should do it.
340
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,517
Now, where were we,
Perable the Dragonpus…
341
00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:54,353
Hey, how did you escape from…
342
00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:57,523
Oh, right!
Fire-breathing dragon, wicker cage.
343
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,936
What do you know,
that guy at the pet shop was right.
344
00:16:01,985 --> 00:16:03,028
A-ha!
345
00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:07,512
Man, this thing really does work
when you put batteries in it.
346
00:16:10,077 --> 00:16:13,163
Ferbalot.
The object you seek is near.
347
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,539
Come this way.
348
00:16:18,419 --> 00:16:19,419
Behold!
349
00:16:19,503 --> 00:16:24,049
The sword Excaliferb, the instrument
that will be Malifashmirtz's end.
350
00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:30,930
Wow!
351
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:34,852
Look, Ferbalot is modeling
this season's latest in magical weaponry,
352
00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:36,520
Excaliferb!
353
00:16:37,354 --> 00:16:40,274
But wasn't there
something we had to do first?
354
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:54,288
Oh, right, the Cave
of Ten Thousand Monsters.
355
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,922
Finally, my greatest nemesis, vanquished!
356
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:08,010
Now, Perable the Dragonpus,
prepare to meet your dim!
357
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:10,012
Doom. I mean doom.
358
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:11,179
Prepare to meet your…
359
00:17:11,221 --> 00:17:12,890
Man, talk about blowing the moment.
360
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,998
Behold, evil wizard Malifashmirtz,
361
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,876
I hold the sword Excaliferb.
362
00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:43,420
This mystical vorpal blade was given to me
363
00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:44,880
by the Lady of the Puddle.
364
00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:49,134
Get a good look at it,
for it is the instrument of your demise.
365
00:17:52,513 --> 00:17:54,348
OK, so big deal. The end's come off.
366
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,309
Looks like we're switching
to plan B, everyone!
367
00:17:57,518 --> 00:17:58,420
Plan B?
368
00:17:58,435 --> 00:18:01,313
Yes. That is where we all attack him
with ten thousand monsters.
369
00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:03,315
Oh, that Plan B.
370
00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:07,069
Are you kidding me? I'm not afraid
of you kids or your monsters.
371
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:10,572
In fact, I am not afraid of anything! Ha!
372
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,118
Except, you know, unicorns.
But other than that, nothing.
373
00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:17,371
Just unicorns and whales.
That's a given.
374
00:18:17,454 --> 00:18:19,832
Everyone's afraid of whales. And squid.
375
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,792
Uh, unicorns, whales, and squid.
376
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,544
And Pegasuses. That's it.
377
00:18:23,794 --> 00:18:27,923
Pegasuses, whale, unicorns, squid,
scorpions, barnacles…
378
00:18:28,132 --> 00:18:29,526
You know, I should really make a list.
379
00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:33,303
And girls. I used to be terrified
of girls, but I sort of got over that.
380
00:18:33,387 --> 00:18:36,098
Now it's just, you know,
like, sort of a mild anxiety.
381
00:18:36,306 --> 00:18:38,934
So, to recap, girls, whales, squid…
382
00:18:39,476 --> 00:18:41,061
Hey! What's everyone looking at?
383
00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:44,273
Phineas and Ferbalot, you are so busted!
384
00:18:47,484 --> 00:18:53,323
Oh, what do you know? It's a uni-whale-
scorpio pega-squid-icorn girl.
385
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:55,451
What are the odds?
386
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,369
You know, taken all together,
387
00:18:57,453 --> 00:18:59,079
it's more ridiculous than scary.
388
00:18:59,163 --> 00:19:01,039
I guess it doesn't have
a cumulative effect.
389
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,249
Advance!
390
00:19:07,254 --> 00:19:09,590
Meatlings! You advance, too!
391
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:21,101
D Their battle cries
Rend the skies asunder *
392
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:23,937
* Their massive feet
Beat the mountains down *
393
00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:26,148
* Mortal fear combined with wonder *
394
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:29,401
* A new titan king will be crowned *
395
00:19:29,485 --> 00:19:32,237
* Out of the misty swamp they lumber *
396
00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:34,823
* While the heavens above them thunder d.
397
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:39,161
Hey, are you gonna eat your cucumber?
What? I had a light lunch.
398
00:19:39,953 --> 00:19:42,331
D It's an epic monster battle *
399
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:44,833
* Sound the awesome monster horn *
400
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,795
* For an evil wizard and the Dragonpus *
401
00:19:47,878 --> 00:19:52,549
* And the uni-whale-scorpio-
Pega-squid-icorn-girl! *
402
00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:54,885
* The clashing turns to quiet *
403
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,930
* And calm sweeps through the land *
404
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,265
* The battle's been decided *
405
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:02,893
* But who had the upper hand? *
406
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:06,522
* But look! A hero rises
From the smoke *
407
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,982
* Our glory has been regained *
408
00:20:09,191 --> 00:20:11,819
* A cheer goes up among our army *
409
00:20:12,152 --> 00:20:16,949
* But the other guy gets up again! *
410
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,413
* Now for truth the battle's over *
411
00:20:22,579 --> 00:20:24,498
* And evil's reign is done *
412
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,251
* Our hero stands triumphant *
413
00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:30,587
* No, no, wait, I was wrong
He's up again! *
414
00:20:32,423 --> 00:20:34,800
* I feel reasonably sure
It's over this time *
415
00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:38,220
* What do you guys think?
Oh, wait, he's up again! d.
416
00:20:38,512 --> 00:20:41,140
From the top of another hill,
a figure appears,
417
00:20:41,223 --> 00:20:43,559
a shaft of light shining
off his auburn hair.
418
00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:47,813
It was Carl, the redheaded paladin
from the land of Internius.
419
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:50,190
Carl, now you're
just getting ridiculous.
420
00:20:50,357 --> 00:20:52,901
I don't see why
I can't be in this story.
421
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:55,070
Besides, it's totally better this way.
422
00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:57,239
I don't care!
Read it the way it's written.
423
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:58,365
Fine.
424
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:02,244
"Suddenly, they all found out a way
to settle their differences.
425
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:05,914
And it wasn't long before a peace accord
was drafted and signed."
426
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,167
Cut it out, Carl.
Read what it really says.
427
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,961
That's what it says.
Look! See for yourself.
428
00:21:11,044 --> 00:21:14,548
Hmm. "Both contracting parties undertake
to maintain peaceful
429
00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:16,838
and friendly relations
between them and mutually…"
430
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,261
Oh. Come on, Carl,
whatever happened to Candavere?
431
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,512
What about Jeremiad?
432
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,006
Well, I suppose I could just skip
to the epilogue, sir.
433
00:21:23,056 --> 00:21:25,768
Hmm. "Having signed the peace accord,
the happy wanderers"
434
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,311
returned to their village as heroes.
435
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,522
The rain stopped and Candavere
kept her date with Jeremiad.
436
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,859
As they danced, she was as happy
as a young girl could be,
437
00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:37,821
especially as she was now
back to normal. Well, almost.
438
00:21:37,988 --> 00:21:40,449
But even as the heroes
recalled their tales of glory,
439
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,242
the evil Malifashmirtz slipped away,
440
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,286
bent on laying the groundwork
for a sequel.
441
00:21:44,787 --> 00:21:46,387
But for now, all was right
with the world
442
00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:48,040
and everyone in the village agreed
443
00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:52,211
that it was the best midsummer's
wode-gathering harvest bonfire's eve ever.
444
00:21:52,336 --> 00:21:54,838
Certainly the first one
to have 10,000 monsters.
445
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:55,922
The end.
446
00:21:56,173 --> 00:21:57,173
How was that, sir?
447
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,383
OK, I guess.
448
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,511
Well, I guess I'd better get going.
449
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,304
- Carl?
- Yes, sir?
450
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:05,140
Maybe you could come back
and read to me tomorrow?
451
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,184
Uh, we kind of
have to work tomorrow.
452
00:22:07,309 --> 00:22:08,309
Oh, fine.
453
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,147
D Now for truth the battle's over *
454
00:22:12,356 --> 00:22:14,358
* And evil's reign is done *
455
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,027
* Our hero stands triumphant *
456
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:20,906
* No, no, wait, I was wrong
He's up again! *
457
00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:24,368
* I feel reasonably sure
It's over this time *
458
00:22:24,451 --> 00:22:27,830
* What do you guys think?
Oh, wait, he's up again! d.
459
00:22:28,205 --> 00:22:30,833
From the top of another hill,
a figure appears,
460
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:33,085
a shaft of light shining
off his auburn hair.
461
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,238
Carl!
462
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,838
Sir, you're crushing my spirit.
463
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:37,506
Yes. Yes, I am.