and we end the whole ride with a house of mirrors bouncy castle.
It's great! A city-wide amusement park on a single track.
And you only have to wait in line once.
Delivery!
- Hi, Paul. - Hey, boys.
You ordered 20 tons of building material?
We sure did.
OK, sign here. Hmm, thought I had a pen here somewhere.
No problem. I'll just use the pen you left here yesterday.
Ferb and I modified it so you won't lose it again.
Ha, what did you guys do? Install a homing sensor?
Actually, we just put a clip on it.
Cool! Here's your receipt.
Hi, dad! Yes, I just delivered to Phineas and Ferb.
Yes. Yes, they are. No, I left them the blue copy.
No, son, you always have to leave them the pink copy. The blue copy's yours.
You've got to take your job more seriously.
Now you're running seven seconds behind.
Dad, I'm not sure if I really wanna be a delivery guy.
Of course you wanna be a delivery guy.
You just don't wanna be a delivery guy who is seven seconds behind.
- Step it up. - All right, dad.
Talk to you later. Bye.
Hey, hey, listeners, the WJOP Party Van
is out there somewhere in the Tri-State area.
The first lucky listener to spot the Party Van
and say the phrase that pays wins a special prize.
Oh! Here's my next delivery.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
What a weird-looking building! "Out of order"? Great!
It's open.
Hello? Delivery.
Hey! You're not Perry the Platy…
Sorry about that. I was expecting someone else.
No problem. Happens to me all the time.
- Really? - I'm just kidding.
Ah! Hey, nice clip.
Oh, thanks. Hey, I like your place. What do you do here?
Oh, you know, different things.
But today I'm building a Juice-inator.
It's going to turn City Hall into juice.
Oh, is it, now?
Yeah, and then I'm gonna take over the tri-state area, you know, like you do.
Well, at least you got a plan.
I haven't figured out what I wanna do with my life.
Don't sell yourself short.
Perhaps you could be one of my minions.
Not an indoor minion,
but a minion that keeps the coal fires burning.
Yeah, I'm not sure that's a step up. Here you go.
You should think about that offer.
Minioning. It's a growth industry.
Oh! He forgot to leave me the pink copy.
Juice City Hall. What a character!
Hi, Paul.
That's what they did with the building material.
We're still looking for that first listener to spot the WJOP Party Van
and say the phrase that pays.
Hey, you're the WJOP Party Van!
And you're the first listener to spot us!
Wow! If only I knew the phrase that pays.
That's it, baby! "The phrase that pays" is the phrase that pays!
You win the grand prize.
I won? I won! What did I win?
The band Love Handel will play at your job.
D You snuck your way right into my heart d.
Well, that's impossible. I work on a truck.
D He keeps two hands firmly on the wheel *
* A ten and two or nine and three *
* He signals when he's changing lanes *
* He's adjusting mirrors so he can see *
* He's driving safe He's a safe driver *
* He's driving safe He's a safe driver… d.
Hello?
I got a complaint from City Hall.
They haven't got their package yet.
Sorry, dad. I had a delay but I'm on my way.
D He's on his way *
* Yeah, yeah, he's on his way *
* There's a dweeb in the crosswalk *
* Good thing we stopped in time *
* He's into his computers *
* Yeah, he's into sci-fi *
* He's into sci-fi d.
For your Information, it's not "sci-fi," it's speculative fiction!
D Speculative fiction Is such an addiction *
* Speculative fiction *
* We're going to the City Hall *
* Next to the Danville Mall d.
Finally, you're here with my box.
You know, Mayor Doofenshmirtz,
I just delivered a package to a Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Yes, that's my older brother.
Charming man.
That box is really light.
That's because it's empty. I just needed a box.
My cat loves to play with them.
D Kitty in a box, kitty in a box *
- d Almost as funny as a kitty in socks d - Are they with you?
Yes. Yes, they are.
So, guys, like I was saying,
I'm not sure if I'm totally fulfilled as a delivery guy.
D He's not sure that He's totally fulfilled as a delivery guy *
* He's not sure d.
There's a whole world of things to do out there.
D There's a whole world Of things to do out there *
I mean, look at those kids.
D Look at those kids d.
Hey, we know them. Hey Phineas, hey, Ferb.
Hey, guys.
And you guys, what is it you really want?
D We're hungry and we wanna eat d.
Fine.
D We're hungry and we wanna… d.
So, at this point, I can grab mom at her hair appointment
and bring her over to where I think the boys are heading.
I'm calculating they'll go by that
weird-looking building downtown at exactly 4:59 p.m.
Candace, I'd really like to help you with your latest busting endeavor,
but I have customers waiting.
D We're hungry and we wanna eat d.
Hey, dad, I'm just stopping for lunch.
He says we have another delivery for Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
We gotta go back to headquarters and pick it up.
D We'll take that to go *
* With extra dipping sauce d.
Honey barbeque.
You know, they fixed the elevator.
Delivery. Again.
Oh, goody! It arrived! One last part for my Juice-inator.
All right, you're still on that Juice thing.
Yeah, my Juice-inator! My giant, menacing machine that I built
that will turn City Hall into juice,
completely discrediting and embarrassing my brother, the mayor,
at his 5:00 p.m. media event.
Step one in my evil scheme to take over the tri-state area!
Wow, you've got a rich fantasy life, don't you?
I've been told so. Do you have a pen?
- Yes, I do. - Oh, I remember this baby.
You know, if I had a clip like that on my pen,
I'd never lose it.
I think your little, uh… What is that, a dachshund?
Platypus.
Looks like he doesn't wanna be in that cage.
Oh, him? No, no, he likes it.
Here you go. I'll take that.
Thanks for everything. See you!
Why don't you use the elevator?
Got a song for that?
Actually, we do!
D We just climbed up 65 flights d.
The last delivery of the day.
OWCA, the Organization Without a Cool Acronym.
Boy, they aren't kidding!
D Sliding down a tube, yeah *
* Sliding down a tube *
* Sliding, sliding down a tube d.
Great googly moogly! A distress signal! Agent P is really trapped!
Why won't he use the bevy of tools and weapons
conveniently located in his hat?
Delivery!
Um, I'm gonna sign for the package.
Carl, your voice just got squeaky! I know that squeaking!
Uh, where do I sign?
Carl, what are you not telling me?
Sir, Agent P doesn't have his hat tools.
I took them out to clean and repair them.
Something inside me just broke.
I have the tools right here.
Well, what good are they to him here?
Poor Agent P. He's just a platypus trapped in a cage.
Wearing a tiny hat, a little fedora
* A platypus in a fedora d.
Trapped by an evil scientist
* In a weird-looking building d.
Intent on juicing City Hall.
D Hey, you know that guy d.
Hey! I know that guy! I've seen your friend!
D It took you long enough d.
All of our other agents are busy out in the field.
If only there was a way to get these tools to Agent P.
Yeah, before Doofenshmirtz juices City Hall in seven minutes!
D Seven minutes d.
High Tail just happens to have a seven minute delivery!
I can get those tools to your friend!
I've never used it, but here's the 237 form.
Sign at the bottom here. Here's a pen. Initial this on page two.
D Sign on the bottom d.
Put those tools in here. I've got the regulation box!
D It's a regulation box d.
And you keep the pink copy. The blue copy's mine!
Good luck, young man. We could use someone like him at the Agency.
Carl, why don't we have a soundtrack band?
D Here's our card d.
The schedule's gotta wait, dad.
I have a special delivery to make.
D Paul's on his way To deliver some tools *
* To a platypus in a fedora *
* He's on his way He's gotta save the day *
* He's only got seven minutes *
* Wishes he had more-ah *
* He's on his way *
* And we're singing what he's doing *
* So it looks like we might have A new career before us
* He's on his way I guess we are, too *
* From a pop metal band To a rockin' Greek chorus! d.
Rush hour.
Tape yourselves together, boys. I've got an idea.
- Hey, Paul! - Hey, kids!
Just hitching a ride.
Right here's good. Thanks, guys!
See you, Paul!
Here you go, dude. Sign here.
And… Hey!
Perry the platypus! Take that!
You won't get out of there in time to stop me!
What? What are you doing up there?
Just wrapping up a few loose ends.
Wow. Metaphorical and literal.
Little dude, we should get out of here.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
And Paul the delivery guy!
Paul the mobile logistics technician!
Well, excuse me!
Mmm, tastes like pineapple.
Hey, Love Handel!
Hey, guys, we're covered in juice and packing tape.
What does that remind you of?
Detroit, 1984! Whoo!
I can't believe you made me leave my hair appointment for this.
But, but it's juice! What do you know about this?
Excellent work, young man!
Excellent! You know, it's unprecedented, uh, you being a human,
but I'd like to offer you a job at the Agency.
What do you say, son? You wanna fight evil?
Thanks, but no thanks.
I've found how I can contribute to the world.
By being a mobile logistics technician!
That's a delivery guy, sir.
I know what it is!
Huh, nice pen!
Hey, Ferb, wouldn't it be great
if there were trampolines everywhere you went?
Wow, Ferb, incredible hang time.
Personal anti-gravity device.
That gives me an idea.
I know what we're gonna do.
Today. Hey,
where is Perry?
Ah, Agent P, Doofenshmirtz was spotted this morning
leaving his building with a shopping list.
On the list were four items.
Eggs, vitamins, ice, and leeks.
Innocent enough until you realize it is a recipe for evil.
Get out there and make sure he never serves that dish.
- Wow! Did you just feel something? - Morning, hon.
Mmm, that smells good! I'll get the plates out.
Well, put out 10, because I was talking to Jeremy's mom earlier
and we thought it would be fun
to get us all together for brunch this morning.
Wait, so the whole Johnson family and our whole family together?
- Yeah. - Mom!
This is the first time both of our families
have formally gotten together!
Honey, relax.
It's just a casual brunch. No big deal.
No big deal? I'm Jeremy's girlfriend.
We have to make a good impression!
Breakfast is easy. This is brunch!
Brunch! That's so fancy!
Mom, what does this frittata say about us as a family?
There's nothing wrong with my frittata.
And frozen orange juice? Really?
I can't breathe.
Where do we keep the paper bags?
Hey, guys! I know you ate earlier, but you wanna join us for brunch?
No, no, no! They'll embarrass me.
Oh, we can't, mom.
We're on our way to the hardware store to pick up some extra parts.
- All right, two less plates, then. - Good!
Is this house even clean enough for this?
Let's see. Monster Trucks on the bottom.
Book Review on top.
That should impress them.
Oh, no! No, no, that is hideous!
What the heck did they build out here?
"Anti-gravity maximus."
Oh, I have got to get rid of this thing.
No, no! No, no!
Phineas and Ferb! Not today! Not now!
If Jeremy's parents see me like this, that's the end of me seeing him!
Come on, there's got to be a reverse switch on this thing.
Excuse me, sir, where do you keep the reverse switches?
Right behind you, next to that guy buying self-destruct buttons.
Oh, sweet! "50 cents off with coupon."
Oh, my gosh! They're here!
Candace, my hands are full. Could you get the door?
I'm on it, mom.
Whoa!
Well, Suzy, are you excited to see Candace?
Yes! I love Candace!
I'm coming!
Just a few more feet.
Jeremy and the whole family, welcome to our humble dwelling!
Good morning, Candace. Where's your mom?
She's in the kitchen, Mrs. Johnson.
It's right through there.
OK, here we go.
Oh, it's just so nice to see you, I just can't stop hugging you!
Anytime you're ready, Ferb.
Hey, Phineas. What you doin'?
Hey, Isabella! We're blasting this pile of trampolines
with an anti-gravity machine,
so we can bounce all over town.
Why not blast ourselves with anti-gravity?
Well, then we couldn't bounce. Blast them, Ferb!
Come on, guys! Follow me!
It's so beautiful!
Buford, you are crying!
No, I'm not. You're crying!
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated d.
Good morning, Perry the Platypus.
I had to step out for a minute, but please, help yourself to some nosh.
Eggs, vitamins, ice, or leeks.
I have no idea what you platypuses eat.
But whatever you do, don't destroy my new Evil-inator.
A-ha! You're trapped.
Sucker!
Do you like it, Perry the Platypus?
It's my new Tell-the-truth-inator.
One blast from this baby
and people will be forced to tell the truth.
It features an Abe Lincoln robot.
He doesn't actually serve any functional purpose, it's just decoration.
But he's thematically linked to honesty.
You know, through his nickname,
Honest Abe. But enough about me.
Let me ask you this. Have you ever wondered
what it is that holds the fabric of society together?
No, it's not cooperation or trust or any of that stuff hippies want you to believe.
It's lies! All the little white lies we tell each other.
You see, Perry the Platypus
* Lies are the glue that Hold society together *
* People lie about their mileage *
* They lie about the weather *
* They lie to spare Each other's feelings *
* They lie to stay in bed *
* They lie to feel important *
* About all the books that they've read d.
You look good in that hat!
D Lies *
- I don't think you have too many cats! - D Lies d.
Your hair looks nice when it's up like that.
D Lies, lies, lies, lies d.
Oh, yeah, the house looks great!
D Lies d.
You haven't put on any weight.
D Lies d.
Oh, I thought you said 8:00.
D Lies, lies, lies, lies *
* People say that it's all right *
* They're only trying to be polite *
* But even though They're little and white *
* They're lies *
* Yes, everyone says It's all right *
* And I don't wanna start a fight *
* But you know the ties That bind us tight are lies! d.
Did you hear that high note?
That was the A above middle C.
Not too shabby.
- Candace, will you pour the OJ? - Sure, mom!
There's got to be something heavy in here.
OJ. Did you know that stood for "Orange Juice"?
'Cause I didn't.
Well, it's not fresh, but it was an impromptu brunch.
Brunch. Cross between breakfast and lunch.
Makes you wonder what a late night snack would be. A lack?
How about a dack, a cross between dinner and a snack?
Anyway, enjoy!
Yoo-hoo!
Yeah!
Buford loves this!
It's a beautiful day for a ball game.
It won't be a beautiful day for long.
Not after they all start telling the truth about each other.
I'll start with that hot dog guy down there.
Wait till the world hears what's in those things!
And fire!
Hotdogs! Get your hot dogs!
There aren't really any hot dogs in here.
I just wanted to get in the game for free.
Oh, I didn't see that one coming.
Well, let's just see what the players have to say!
Here comes a fastball.
Thanks, pal!
And it's out of here!
Malfunctioning. Loyalties shifting.
Let's see what embarrassing truths that woman who's holding
that unusually large hand mirror has to say.
Secretly, I'm very lonely!
Where did that come from?
How about some lemonade?
Phineas! There you are! This is all your fault!
That machine of yours has made me lighter than air.
I just mentioned that! I thought it would be so fun to shoot at…
Not a good time for that.
I'm trying to make a good impression on Jeremy's parents
and I can't even keep my feet on the ground!
I guess we should install that reverse button now.
We wouldn't want you bouncing off the ceiling during brunch.
That would be a little rough on the old frittata.
Just hurry before I make an even bigger fool of myself!
It is altogether fitting and proper that I must destroy Doofenshmirtz.
No! Get back!
Must destroy Doofenshmirtz.
He's gonna John Wilkes my Booth!
What? Too soon?
You're being a little too honest here, Abe.
So, Mrs. Johnson, it's so great to talk to each other like adults.
Just me and you, talking all adulty and stuff and… Whoa!
Just doing a little yoga stretch to help this digestion, yep.
Good thing she's wearing her skort.
Perry the Platypus, do something!
He's going to emancipate my proclamation!
What's up, Honest Abe?
Looks like the old Doofster's a little too smart for you…
Hi, you!
Did I ever tell you I'm thinking of taking gymnastics next year?
Awesome!
Gymnastics? How about aerobatics?
Ow! Ow! Oh, my gosh!
Well, that's enough, uh, gymnastics for now.
Candace, can you juggle with this?
No. Put that down.
Suzy, that's my 1984 collectable Ducky Momo plate
where they printed the entire design upside down.
It's priceless.
Mmm-hmm? Whoopsie!
No!
Candace Flynn! What has gotten into you?
I want the truth and nothing but the truth.
The truth?
No, no, get back!
Honest Abe Lincoln smash!
Ah! Oh, now look what you've done!
We're out of control!
Well, the truth is…
I've been trying to make Candace look bad all morning.
- Suzy! - I mean, bubble!
Get over here, Suzy.
We are guests here and guests do not behave like that.
But, mom, Candace floats.
Oh, and now you're telling lies.
Uh, Mrs. Johnson, as much as I hate to admit it, Suzy's not lying.
Phineas and Ferb made a ray that makes me weightless.
I might as well show you.
I couldn't embarrass myself any more than I already have.
Reverse switch, check! Is it aimed at Candace?
Close enough.
Look. Ta-da!
So, dad, what do you think?
She's a lot like your mom.
Curse you, Honest Abe Lincoln!
It looks like it worked, Ferb.
Candace is just standing there, talking and pointing.
Oh, now it looks like they're coming out here.
Hey, let's show them our anti-gravity maximus.
It's right out here, mom.
It was right here!
And what am I looking at, Candace?
It was a machine that made me weightless. It… It… Suzy, tell them.
Bubble!
Oh. You heard her. Bubble.
D People say that it's all right *
* They're only trying to be polite *
* But even though They're little and white *
* They're lies *
* Yes, everyone says It's all right *
* And I don't wanna start a fight *
* But you know the ties That bind us tight are lies! d.
Not too shabby.