1 00:00:01,496 --> 00:00:02,497 * Painting a continent * 2 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:04,624 * Or driving our sister insane * 3 00:00:04,707 --> 00:00:05,833 Phineas! 4 00:00:05,917 --> 00:00:07,936 D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do * 5 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,587 * Before school starts this fall d. 6 00:00:09,670 --> 00:00:10,670 Come on, Perry! 7 00:00:10,713 --> 00:00:15,843 D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! * 8 00:00:15,927 --> 00:00:21,474 * So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d. 9 00:00:21,557 --> 00:00:24,852 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 10 00:00:29,565 --> 00:00:30,692 Has it come to this? 11 00:00:30,775 --> 00:00:32,443 Just standing out in the yard, 12 00:00:32,527 --> 00:00:34,529 staring at your brothers, waiting? 13 00:00:34,612 --> 00:00:36,698 They're gonna do something bustable. I know it. 14 00:00:38,032 --> 00:00:40,034 It's Jeremy. 15 00:00:40,118 --> 00:00:41,661 I know who it is! Hi. 16 00:00:41,744 --> 00:00:43,079 Hey! Wanna come over today? 17 00:00:43,162 --> 00:00:46,457 Uh, yeah, just checking out the situation around here. 18 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:48,581 Uh, Phineas, do you know what you're gonna do today? 19 00:00:48,626 --> 00:00:50,586 - No. - No jetpacks? 20 00:00:50,670 --> 00:00:51,990 No volleyball? No "Where's Perry?" 21 00:00:52,046 --> 00:00:53,506 No, nothing yet. 22 00:00:53,589 --> 00:00:55,633 Yeah, I think I'm free. I'll be right over. 23 00:00:55,717 --> 00:00:57,093 Cool! See you in a bit! 24 00:00:57,176 --> 00:01:00,096 Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! 25 00:01:00,471 --> 00:01:02,140 - Let's build jetpacks. - Oh! 26 00:01:02,223 --> 00:01:03,891 - And play volleyball! - Oh! 27 00:01:04,684 --> 00:01:07,520 Uh, Jeremy, why don't you come over here? 28 00:01:07,603 --> 00:01:10,606 - Hey, Candace, you seen Perry? - D'oh! 29 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:19,532 Ah, Agent P. I want to apologize for my appearance. 30 00:01:19,615 --> 00:01:22,618 You see, I was up all night monitoring Doofenshmirtz. 31 00:01:22,702 --> 00:01:24,162 It seems that… 32 00:01:24,662 --> 00:01:26,164 Yeah, I'll have cake. 33 00:01:26,456 --> 00:01:27,540 - Sir? - Up all night, 34 00:01:27,999 --> 00:01:30,209 uh, building inators. See what he's… 35 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:32,545 I think you can go, Agent P. 36 00:01:32,628 --> 00:01:35,465 D Agent P! d. 37 00:01:35,548 --> 00:01:38,009 Ah, yes. Now, that's bustable behavior. 38 00:01:38,092 --> 00:01:39,093 You should tell Mom. 39 00:01:39,177 --> 00:01:42,013 Stop telling me what to do. Mom! 40 00:01:42,096 --> 00:01:44,515 Mom, Jeremy's on his way over here right now. 41 00:01:44,599 --> 00:01:46,519 I've got, like, five, 10 minutes to get the whole 42 00:01:46,559 --> 00:01:48,579 "busting Phineas and Ferb" thing over so I can relax 43 00:01:48,603 --> 00:01:49,705 and we can enjoy our Saturday. 44 00:01:49,729 --> 00:01:52,440 Yeah, chapter almost done. Front yard or backyard? 45 00:01:52,523 --> 00:01:54,108 - Back. Kitchen door. - Done and done. 46 00:01:55,193 --> 00:01:56,694 Hey, Candace! 47 00:01:56,778 --> 00:01:59,113 Jetpack volleyball! This is a great idea! 48 00:01:59,197 --> 00:02:00,448 You're gonna join us, right? 49 00:02:00,531 --> 00:02:04,577 Uh. Yeah… I'll be up in just a second. 50 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:06,079 I just got something I got to do. 51 00:02:06,162 --> 00:02:08,539 I'm ready for our little charade. 52 00:02:08,623 --> 00:02:10,934 Mom can't see this! We don't want to get Jeremy in trouble. 53 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:12,118 You've gotta keep Mom inside! 54 00:02:12,168 --> 00:02:14,587 Oh, Mom! Don't be silly. You can't go out there 55 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:17,548 until we've, uh, unloaded the dishwasher, right? 56 00:02:17,632 --> 00:02:19,842 Right? 57 00:02:19,926 --> 00:02:21,010 But they're not dry yet. 58 00:02:21,094 --> 00:02:23,221 Oh, they'll dry, Mom. Things dry. 59 00:02:23,471 --> 00:02:25,515 OK… 60 00:02:25,598 --> 00:02:29,477 * Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d. 61 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,120 You really think I need aluminum siding? 62 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,800 Oh, oops! Gotta go. I got a guest. 63 00:02:34,148 --> 00:02:36,067 Well, Perry the Platypus. 64 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:37,777 Oh, hey, nice landing pose. 65 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:39,070 See, that would kill my knees. 66 00:02:39,153 --> 00:02:40,863 You're trapped! 67 00:02:40,947 --> 00:02:43,825 Let's talk about what you've been up to, Perry the Platypus. 68 00:02:43,908 --> 00:02:45,660 You've been sneaking into my lair secretly 69 00:02:45,743 --> 00:02:48,121 and building inators in the middle of the night! 70 00:02:48,204 --> 00:02:50,790 Oh, don't act all so innocent. 71 00:02:50,873 --> 00:02:52,726 Every morning when I wake up, there's a new inator. 72 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,877 Look! See? Three of 'em. 73 00:02:54,961 --> 00:02:56,921 Really? You didn't do it? 74 00:02:57,004 --> 00:02:58,881 If it wasn't you, then who was it? 75 00:02:58,965 --> 00:03:01,092 I mean, you and I are the only ones who are ever here, 76 00:03:01,968 --> 00:03:04,137 which is sad in and of itself. 77 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:06,097 But I'm not building them in my sleep! 78 00:03:06,764 --> 00:03:10,560 Wait, that's it! I'm sleep-inventing! 79 00:03:10,643 --> 00:03:12,186 That's fabulous! 80 00:03:12,437 --> 00:03:15,815 D I'm unconsciously creating complicated 81 00:03:15,898 --> 00:03:19,777 * and truly evil inators d. 82 00:03:20,695 --> 00:03:22,572 Ah! Look at you. So evil. 83 00:03:22,655 --> 00:03:25,575 Ah, I wonder what you do. Let's see. 84 00:03:27,118 --> 00:03:29,454 Wait, how is confetti evil? 85 00:03:29,537 --> 00:03:32,665 I mean, it makes a mess, sure. But is it really evil? 86 00:03:33,207 --> 00:03:34,584 All right, let's try this one. 87 00:03:35,668 --> 00:03:36,878 A big cupcake? 88 00:03:37,462 --> 00:03:39,630 Well, maybe it tastes evil. Yes. 89 00:03:40,506 --> 00:03:43,760 Mmm, yes, chocolate! The most evil flavor in… 90 00:03:43,843 --> 00:03:45,845 Who am I kidding? This is delicious. 91 00:03:46,846 --> 00:03:48,598 Let's see what this one does. 92 00:03:48,681 --> 00:03:49,974 Oh, Norm! 93 00:03:50,058 --> 00:03:52,101 Does someone need their spelling checked? 94 00:03:52,185 --> 00:03:54,187 No. I just wanted to do this! 95 00:03:55,021 --> 00:03:56,731 How about a hug? 96 00:03:56,814 --> 00:03:58,649 A Hug-inator? 97 00:03:58,733 --> 00:04:02,111 - Unable to resist hugging impulse. - No! No! No! 98 00:04:03,613 --> 00:04:06,532 D Just strap on a jetpack And string up the net, Jack * 99 00:04:06,616 --> 00:04:10,078 * Gonna serve it to you So get ready to set back * 100 00:04:10,161 --> 00:04:11,537 * Whack, smack, thunder crack * 101 00:04:11,621 --> 00:04:12,914 * Try to hit that ball back! * 102 00:04:12,997 --> 00:04:14,475 * Dig it, bump it Set it, smack it! * 103 00:04:14,499 --> 00:04:15,917 * That's the way I really like it * 104 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,418 * Plenty of fuel * 105 00:04:17,502 --> 00:04:18,446 * So you ain't gonna fall * 106 00:04:18,461 --> 00:04:22,048 * We're playing jet Jetpack volleyball * 107 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:24,634 * We're playin' Jetpack volleyball * 108 00:04:24,759 --> 00:04:26,803 * Jetpack! d - Jetpack! 109 00:04:26,886 --> 00:04:27,929 D Volleyball! * 110 00:04:28,012 --> 00:04:31,015 * We're playin' jetpack volleyball * 111 00:04:31,099 --> 00:04:32,809 * Jetpack! d - Jetpack! 112 00:04:32,892 --> 00:04:34,143 D Volleyball! * 113 00:04:34,227 --> 00:04:37,105 * Don't need to be a giant over six feet tall * 114 00:04:37,188 --> 00:04:42,193 * We're playing jet Jetpack volleyball d. 115 00:04:44,821 --> 00:04:46,489 See? I told you they would dry. 116 00:04:46,572 --> 00:04:47,740 What was that? 117 00:04:47,824 --> 00:04:48,824 Oh! Uh… 118 00:04:48,866 --> 00:04:50,511 So, Mom, do you have everything for dinner tonight? 119 00:04:50,535 --> 00:04:52,137 Maybe you ought to go to the grocery store. 120 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:53,538 Nope. Got everything. 121 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:56,791 Oh, it's your bridge day! Better get in the car and go! 122 00:04:56,874 --> 00:04:57,777 It's tomorrow. 123 00:04:57,792 --> 00:05:00,211 Candace, why don't you go outside and hang out with the boys? 124 00:05:00,461 --> 00:05:02,213 Outside! 125 00:05:02,463 --> 00:05:04,549 Well, there's no reason to go out there. 126 00:05:04,632 --> 00:05:06,801 You know, I don't hear them. Maybe I'll go check. 127 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,720 Candace, what is it? 128 00:05:09,762 --> 00:05:12,181 I smashed my finger in the… Thing! 129 00:05:12,432 --> 00:05:13,891 Where? Let me see. 130 00:05:13,975 --> 00:05:14,975 Here. 131 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:18,229 - Let me see! - I need a bandage. 132 00:05:18,479 --> 00:05:19,772 OK, there's some right… 133 00:05:19,856 --> 00:05:22,734 No, no! The glow-in-the-dark ones we keep in the emergency kit! 134 00:05:22,817 --> 00:05:23,803 In the basement? 135 00:05:23,818 --> 00:05:25,987 OK. 136 00:05:26,988 --> 00:05:28,114 What does this mean? 137 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:31,617 When I'm awake, I build evil inators that fail, 138 00:05:31,701 --> 00:05:34,078 and when I'm asleep, I build nice inators that work? 139 00:05:34,162 --> 00:05:37,665 Oh, what is my subconscious trying to tell me? 140 00:05:38,082 --> 00:05:42,712 It's just so exhausting. I feel like I've been up all night. 141 00:05:42,795 --> 00:05:46,132 Which, I guess I have, building nice inators, apparently. 142 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:49,761 It's just… Yeah, I'm getting sleepy. 143 00:05:50,178 --> 00:05:52,013 Ripple dissolve imminent. 144 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:55,808 Oh, man, this had better be a dream 145 00:05:55,892 --> 00:05:57,560 because I don't like where this is going. 146 00:06:01,064 --> 00:06:03,941 Hon, I looked everywhere. I can't find the bandages. 147 00:06:04,025 --> 00:06:07,195 That's OK, Mom. It's, um, it's all better. 148 00:06:07,487 --> 00:06:09,173 Great. Then I'm gonna see if the boys want a… 149 00:06:09,197 --> 00:06:10,990 No! Uh, let's play chess. 150 00:06:11,074 --> 00:06:12,575 Chess? Candace, I don't… 151 00:06:12,658 --> 00:06:14,827 We never do anything together, OK? 152 00:06:14,911 --> 00:06:18,456 Let's play a nice, long game of chess! 153 00:06:18,539 --> 00:06:22,043 Oh, man. Everything here in Dreamland is so distorted and ugly. 154 00:06:22,126 --> 00:06:24,462 Say, you look familiar. 155 00:06:24,545 --> 00:06:26,547 I should. I'm the inner you! 156 00:06:26,631 --> 00:06:29,217 Inner me? Are you the one that's been making those good inators? 157 00:06:29,467 --> 00:06:31,928 I was trying to help you, you nincompoop! 158 00:06:32,428 --> 00:06:34,722 Yes, late at night, I was instructing you 159 00:06:34,806 --> 00:06:36,683 how to make the ultimate inator! 160 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:39,602 That's enough! Don't overtighten it, like your brain! 161 00:06:39,686 --> 00:06:43,481 Now, let's just imagine how it will work. 162 00:06:43,564 --> 00:06:46,901 The Cake-O'-Hug-A-Fetti-inator. 163 00:06:46,984 --> 00:06:48,194 Fire! 164 00:06:50,822 --> 00:06:52,949 What's happening? Dude! Is this cake? 165 00:06:54,534 --> 00:06:56,577 The cake is hugging us! 166 00:06:56,661 --> 00:06:59,747 Hey, everybody. It's OK. We can eat our way out. 167 00:07:04,752 --> 00:07:07,463 Forget about eating it now. It's covered in paper! 168 00:07:07,547 --> 00:07:11,801 It's mine! The Tri-State Area's finally mine! 169 00:07:12,427 --> 00:07:14,470 Hey, wait a minute! Wait! 170 00:07:14,595 --> 00:07:18,599 Now, was that a fantasy inside a flashback inside of a dream? 171 00:07:18,683 --> 00:07:20,601 Well, let me put it this way. 172 00:07:21,644 --> 00:07:22,812 What? What! What! 173 00:07:22,895 --> 00:07:24,647 Did you have a nice nap? 174 00:07:24,731 --> 00:07:26,941 Enough with the hugging. Let go! 175 00:07:27,025 --> 00:07:28,025 You're the boss! 176 00:07:28,693 --> 00:07:31,046 You know, I'm gonna make a plug for you, so I can unplug you. 177 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:33,865 Gosh, it's been so long since I've played chess. 178 00:07:33,948 --> 00:07:36,743 I can't remember how the knight moves. Do you remember? 179 00:07:36,826 --> 00:07:37,812 I'm not really sure. 180 00:07:37,827 --> 00:07:38,911 Oh, the boys will know. 181 00:07:38,995 --> 00:07:41,581 What? No, no! You sit. I'll go ask them. 182 00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:45,710 Hey, guys! Uh, do you know how the knight moves? 183 00:07:46,044 --> 00:07:48,212 Uh, yeah, Candace, it moves straight up 184 00:07:48,463 --> 00:07:50,798 and then, uh, straight down on the same square. 185 00:07:50,882 --> 00:07:52,842 Oh, hey, yeah, that's great! Thanks! 186 00:07:53,468 --> 00:07:55,762 Oh, wait, what was that, Ferb? Oh, yeah, you don't talk! 187 00:07:56,971 --> 00:07:58,848 - You know what's funny? - What's funny? 188 00:07:58,931 --> 00:08:00,975 I have this weird desire to go outside. 189 00:08:01,059 --> 00:08:02,643 Normally, around this time of day, 190 00:08:02,727 --> 00:08:04,562 you're pulling me to go out in the yard 191 00:08:04,645 --> 00:08:06,647 and I kind of have a hankering to do it! 192 00:08:06,731 --> 00:08:09,442 It's like a Pavlovian "go outside" response. Let's go! 193 00:08:09,525 --> 00:08:11,110 Oh, Mom! What are you, a robot? 194 00:08:11,194 --> 00:08:13,029 You gotta do the same thing every day? 195 00:08:13,112 --> 00:08:15,531 OK, Candace. What's going on out there? 196 00:08:15,615 --> 00:08:16,824 What don't you want me to see? 197 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:18,177 Nothing! Nothing, Mom. No, no, no! 198 00:08:18,201 --> 00:08:19,145 Candace, let go. 199 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,703 Mom! Look! Look, checkmate! 200 00:08:20,787 --> 00:08:22,497 - Candace! - Wait, let's play darts! 201 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,957 Oh, wow, Perry the Platypus, 202 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:27,210 I just had the freakiest dream. 203 00:08:27,585 --> 00:08:30,171 You know those dreams that seem logical while you're having them 204 00:08:30,463 --> 00:08:32,548 but are total nonsense when you wake up? 205 00:08:32,632 --> 00:08:36,511 I think I was some kind of 1940s business beaver, and, uh… 206 00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:38,846 Oh, I might as well get these three useless things 207 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:42,225 out of my lab and push them out onto the balcony and… 208 00:08:42,475 --> 00:08:46,062 Wait a minute! I've seen this before! In my dream! 209 00:08:46,145 --> 00:08:50,483 That's right. It's only really effective if I put them all together! 210 00:08:50,566 --> 00:08:52,110 Hey, Perry the… 211 00:08:52,193 --> 00:08:54,779 I mean it, Candace. You're acting really strange! 212 00:08:54,862 --> 00:08:56,782 If I'm gonna go outside, I'm going to go outside! 213 00:08:58,491 --> 00:09:01,786 Oh, there's the phone. Hold that thought! Hello? 214 00:09:01,869 --> 00:09:04,914 Uh, please hold for some important information. 215 00:09:04,997 --> 00:09:07,125 Well, OK. As long as it's important. 216 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:09,711 Wow! You guys are the best. 217 00:09:09,794 --> 00:09:11,713 This was truly an amazing day. 218 00:09:11,838 --> 00:09:13,524 It's too bad Candace missed the whole thing. 219 00:09:13,548 --> 00:09:15,800 And, Ferb, where did you learn to serve like that? 220 00:09:15,883 --> 00:09:19,012 At the Yorkshire Athletic School For In Your Face. 221 00:09:19,804 --> 00:09:21,514 I dare you to try that again! 222 00:09:22,515 --> 00:09:24,475 Well, I did dare him, I guess. 223 00:09:25,018 --> 00:09:28,062 No! No! A third of my inator! 224 00:09:31,649 --> 00:09:34,027 Jeremy? I guess the game is over. 225 00:09:35,737 --> 00:09:38,448 Cake? OK… 226 00:09:38,531 --> 00:09:40,533 Hey, Norm! A little help, please! 227 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:41,784 Who needs a hug? 228 00:09:52,837 --> 00:09:55,631 Norm! What did you do, you big garbage disposal? 229 00:09:55,715 --> 00:09:57,175 Now two of them are ruined! What… 230 00:09:57,717 --> 00:09:59,510 Why don't you just throw the third one over? 231 00:09:59,594 --> 00:10:00,720 If you insist. 232 00:10:01,179 --> 00:10:03,598 No! 233 00:10:07,226 --> 00:10:09,479 Well, this has been a weird afternoon. 234 00:10:09,562 --> 00:10:12,565 Candace! There you are! What's all this? 235 00:10:12,648 --> 00:10:18,696 Well, uh, uh, yeah! It's our two-month, nine-day anniversary. 236 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:22,658 Oh, great! Uh, was I supposed to get her a present? 237 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:27,163 Hon, if you didn't want me to come out and spoil the surprise, 238 00:10:27,455 --> 00:10:28,539 you should have said so. 239 00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:30,833 But you are going to clean up all this confetti, right? 240 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:32,919 Nice going. You busted yourself. 241 00:10:33,169 --> 00:10:34,169 Quiet, you. 242 00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:36,881 So much for that inator. 243 00:10:36,964 --> 00:10:38,216 Tell me about it! 244 00:10:38,466 --> 00:10:40,593 Hey! What are you doing here? This isn't a dream! 245 00:10:40,843 --> 00:10:41,969 Oh, isn't it? 246 00:10:42,929 --> 00:10:44,222 No. No, it isn't. 247 00:10:45,431 --> 00:10:46,516 Oh, crud. 248 00:10:58,986 --> 00:11:01,447 Good morning, sunshine! What's your plan for the day? 249 00:11:01,531 --> 00:11:03,700 Besides, of course, padding out my cell phone bill. 250 00:11:03,783 --> 00:11:04,783 I got nothing. 251 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:06,119 Every day I wear myself out 252 00:11:06,202 --> 00:11:07,495 trying to bust the boys, 253 00:11:07,578 --> 00:11:09,080 and it always blows up in my face. 254 00:11:09,163 --> 00:11:12,834 I'm gonna take a day off from exploding face. Today is for me time. 255 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,460 I'll believe it when I see it. 256 00:11:16,504 --> 00:11:18,923 Wow, I don't remember seeing this before! 257 00:11:19,048 --> 00:11:20,034 Cool, isn't it? 258 00:11:20,049 --> 00:11:22,510 I was inspired to pull it out of storage after my, well… 259 00:11:23,803 --> 00:11:24,846 My close encounter. 260 00:11:24,929 --> 00:11:26,014 Close encounter? 261 00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:30,476 Oh, yes! You've heard about the Danville crop circles, I suppose? 262 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,645 They've been appearing in fields all over Danville. 263 00:11:32,729 --> 00:11:34,522 Some people think they're made by spaceships! 264 00:11:34,605 --> 00:11:35,815 I don't believe in spaceships. 265 00:11:35,898 --> 00:11:38,943 But, Buford, you've been in a spaceship. Several, actually. 266 00:11:39,027 --> 00:11:39,929 I'm a skeptic. 267 00:11:39,944 --> 00:11:42,155 As was I, until the other night, 268 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:44,824 when my motorcar began behaving oddly. 269 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:52,123 Suddenly, I saw a terrific flash of light. 270 00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:53,916 I was inexorably drawn to it, 271 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,128 and there was no escaping its irresistible magnetism. 272 00:11:57,211 --> 00:11:58,463 What happened then? 273 00:11:58,546 --> 00:12:01,174 Well, it turns out it was the tow truck driver I'd called. 274 00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:02,776 He changed my battery and I was off. 275 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,553 So it had nothing to do with crop circles or UFOs? 276 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:08,556 No, but I do think they're cool, hence the poster. 277 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:09,974 His words confuse me. 278 00:12:10,058 --> 00:12:12,143 Dad can be like that, but nevertheless, 279 00:12:12,226 --> 00:12:13,728 I know what we're gonna do today! 280 00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:16,856 We're gonna solve the mystery of the Danville crop circles. 281 00:12:16,939 --> 00:12:18,691 Hey, where's Perry? 282 00:12:21,527 --> 00:12:23,780 D Agent P, over here * 283 00:12:23,863 --> 00:12:25,865 * Let us get this thing in gear * 284 00:12:25,948 --> 00:12:28,201 * There's a big old lump Of trouble in town * 285 00:12:28,493 --> 00:12:30,536 * Awful things are going down * 286 00:12:33,498 --> 00:12:35,541 * Please go stop Doofenshmirtz 287 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,543 * I know this puppet show's the worst * 288 00:12:37,627 --> 00:12:39,879 * But I never said that I could write a song d. 289 00:12:39,962 --> 00:12:42,090 Could you just leave? 290 00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:43,591 This is really embarrassing. 291 00:12:43,841 --> 00:12:44,926 D Perry d. 292 00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:50,139 Hi, Candace! 293 00:12:50,765 --> 00:12:53,601 No, no, no! No busting today, Candace. 294 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,645 It's just gonna blow up in your face. 295 00:12:55,728 --> 00:12:57,647 Taking a me day. 296 00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:01,651 D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d. 297 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,905 Aw, look how cute you are! 298 00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:08,032 All snug in your cozy widdle trap! 299 00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:10,618 Why the chef's hat, you ask? 300 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,745 It's the cheapest way I could find to trap you. 301 00:13:12,829 --> 00:13:15,748 Hey, times are tough waiting for my alimony check. 302 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:17,709 I have to watch every penny. 303 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:19,585 And the 37 minutes or free deal 304 00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:21,838 from the local pizza guy can really make a difference! 305 00:13:23,047 --> 00:13:25,133 Just a second! 306 00:13:28,594 --> 00:13:30,847 Coming! 307 00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:38,479 Almost there. 308 00:13:40,857 --> 00:13:43,026 Can you believe he made me pay anyway? 309 00:13:43,693 --> 00:13:46,446 I vowed revenge, cheap revenge! 310 00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:48,948 My first plan involved exploding pizza dough. 311 00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:52,452 But you know what? He turned it into a special! 312 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:55,872 He actually charged more for it! 313 00:13:55,955 --> 00:13:58,416 And that is why I created 314 00:13:58,499 --> 00:14:01,627 the Dough-Blow-inator! 315 00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:05,006 You wear it, you see? 316 00:14:05,089 --> 00:14:07,592 This baby generates a powerful current of air 317 00:14:07,675 --> 00:14:10,845 which can hold pizza dough aloft indefinitely! 318 00:14:11,846 --> 00:14:15,475 So, now, I will challenge pizza boy to a pie spinning duel 319 00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:18,686 at the Pizza Day Festival in Danville Park today. 320 00:14:18,853 --> 00:14:21,564 I'm gonna humiliate him in front of tens of people! 321 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,816 And you are gonna have a front row seat! 322 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,069 Plus, you really complete the look! 323 00:14:26,152 --> 00:14:28,780 If we're going to solve the mystery of the Danville crop circles, 324 00:14:28,863 --> 00:14:30,114 we'll need a bird's-eye view. 325 00:14:30,198 --> 00:14:32,825 So, why not a hot-air balloon or a helicopter? 326 00:14:32,909 --> 00:14:34,452 I like to stay on theme. 327 00:14:34,535 --> 00:14:35,745 Oh, good idea. 328 00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:39,457 So, Buford, we are literally sitting inside a flying saucer. 329 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:40,768 Do you still not believe in it? 330 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,418 I'm sticking to my guns on this one. 331 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:43,669 It's a matter of principle. 332 00:14:43,753 --> 00:14:44,962 Crop circles have been sighted 333 00:14:45,046 --> 00:14:46,881 all over the Tri-State Area this summer. 334 00:14:46,964 --> 00:14:49,404 Let's get a view of each of them and see if there's a pattern. 335 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:53,471 I knew I wasn't crazy! Oh, yeah? 336 00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:55,848 Well, no one asked you, Farm Utensil Bob! 337 00:14:55,932 --> 00:14:57,642 There's the next crop circle up ahead. 338 00:14:57,725 --> 00:14:58,976 So you say. 339 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,645 You know, you can see them, too, Buford. 340 00:15:00,728 --> 00:15:02,605 My skepticism is boundless. 341 00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:06,776 It is the same design as the others. 342 00:15:06,859 --> 00:15:09,529 Maybe they're trying to tell us something. 343 00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:11,447 That they really like that symbol, apparently. 344 00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:12,925 There must be some sort of a pattern. 345 00:15:12,949 --> 00:15:14,784 Ferb, let's go to the next one. 346 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:15,993 A flying saucer! 347 00:15:16,077 --> 00:15:17,021 - It's a flying saucer! - Oh, my gosh! 348 00:15:17,036 --> 00:15:18,663 We're being invaded. 349 00:15:18,746 --> 00:15:22,125 You truly are the most remarkable woman I've ever met in my life. 350 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,111 Candace! 351 00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:25,086 And you are every woman's dream… 352 00:15:25,169 --> 00:15:26,114 Jeremy! 353 00:15:26,129 --> 00:15:27,505 I… I love you… 354 00:15:27,588 --> 00:15:29,308 We interrupt our regularly scheduled program 355 00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:31,592 to go live to our correspondent Gordon Gutsofanemu. 356 00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:33,011 I'm standing in downtown Danville 357 00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:36,014 where the recent rash of crop circles has caused quite a stir! 358 00:15:36,097 --> 00:15:39,934 But today, something more. An actual sighting of a UFO. 359 00:15:40,018 --> 00:15:43,229 There were these creatures! One had this crazy triangle head 360 00:15:43,479 --> 00:15:45,690 and the other looked like a sideways "T"! 361 00:15:45,773 --> 00:15:46,899 Sounds horrifying. 362 00:15:46,983 --> 00:15:47,983 It was. 363 00:15:48,026 --> 00:15:49,652 They don't look human at all! 364 00:15:49,736 --> 00:15:52,113 No. No they don't. Who are these invaders? 365 00:15:52,196 --> 00:15:55,199 What are they doing here? What is the meaning of these crop circles? 366 00:15:55,491 --> 00:15:57,577 Why can't I time my barbecue right? 367 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,912 I gotta call Mom! They are gonna be so… 368 00:15:59,996 --> 00:16:03,958 Oh, no, they don't. I'm taking a me day! 369 00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:07,503 Hey! Everybody, she got a free pizza? 370 00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,964 Hey, look what you see. It's a doughosaur. 371 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:16,137 Hey, the Leaning Tower of Pizza! Hey! Everyone having a good time? 372 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,638 No! No, we're not! 373 00:16:17,722 --> 00:16:19,849 We're having a rotten time, you stingy jerk! 374 00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:22,143 Why you calling me these bad guy things? 375 00:16:22,226 --> 00:16:26,147 Because you cheated me! 37 minutes or free! That was the deal! 376 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:29,108 And 38 minutes later, you welshed on it! 377 00:16:29,192 --> 00:16:32,028 But I would never… Wait the one second! 378 00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:35,573 You're the guy who set up the traps to slow me down, yes? 379 00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:38,951 Yes, I have traps, but they weren't necessarily for you, 380 00:16:39,035 --> 00:16:40,620 you know, specifically, but… 381 00:16:40,703 --> 00:16:42,580 Look, enough of your excuses! 382 00:16:42,663 --> 00:16:45,541 I challenge you to a dough duel! 383 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,878 A dough duel, eh? I accept your challenge! 384 00:16:48,961 --> 00:16:51,672 If you win, I give you a free pizza for life. 385 00:16:51,756 --> 00:16:55,593 But if I win, you no order my pizza ever again! 386 00:16:55,677 --> 00:16:58,179 Deal! I don't want your stupid pizza anyway. 387 00:16:58,429 --> 00:17:01,140 Don't bother. Chin strap. 388 00:17:02,809 --> 00:17:04,060 Well, this is the last one. 389 00:17:04,143 --> 00:17:05,937 But we still don't know what it means! 390 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,939 Maybe we need to get a fresh take on this. 391 00:17:08,022 --> 00:17:09,565 Bring up the crop circle map. 392 00:17:12,151 --> 00:17:14,195 - That's it! - I do not see anything! 393 00:17:14,529 --> 00:17:16,447 Exactly! Because there's nothing to see! 394 00:17:16,531 --> 00:17:20,993 Right there! That's the one spot where the aliens haven't been! 395 00:17:21,077 --> 00:17:23,830 I'll bet that's their next stop. Let's go! 396 00:17:23,913 --> 00:17:25,915 The alien ship has been seen hovering over… 397 00:17:25,998 --> 00:17:28,751 The UFO reached the air. Why. 398 00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:30,145 Makeup tips, so you can look your best 399 00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:32,088 for the impending alien invasion. 400 00:17:32,171 --> 00:17:34,465 Candace, did you see the news? 401 00:17:34,549 --> 00:17:37,510 - That is your brothers, right? - Yes, but I'm not busting them. 402 00:17:37,593 --> 00:17:40,638 Uh, hello? The ultimate bust just falls in your lap 403 00:17:40,722 --> 00:17:42,116 and you're not gonna jump at the chance? 404 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,141 What's up with that? 405 00:17:43,224 --> 00:17:46,894 Listen, Stacy. Me day. No bust, no blow up in face. Face! 406 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,188 Well, now that you've put it crazy… 407 00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:52,066 Back to my stories. Taking a me day. 408 00:17:53,818 --> 00:17:55,737 D Gotta get myself together * 409 00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:58,197 * No, I'm not even moving * 410 00:17:58,489 --> 00:17:59,741 * If I just do nothing * 411 00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:02,452 * Then my attitude's improving * 412 00:18:02,535 --> 00:18:05,455 * La, la, la, la * 413 00:18:05,538 --> 00:18:06,664 * Resist the urge to move * 414 00:18:06,748 --> 00:18:10,209 * La, la, la, la, la * 415 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:14,088 * Get down, get down And feel the satisfaction * 416 00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:16,466 * Stop doing something Do the… * 417 00:18:16,549 --> 00:18:18,676 * Non reaction! * 418 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,471 * La, la, la, la * 419 00:18:21,554 --> 00:18:23,097 * No, it's OK. Don't get up * 420 00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:25,641 * La, la, la, la, la 421 00:18:25,725 --> 00:18:27,602 * Stay on the couch d. 422 00:18:29,729 --> 00:18:31,981 So, if you do not believe the flying saucer is real, 423 00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:33,775 why did you want to take a turn flying it? 424 00:18:33,858 --> 00:18:35,485 Just confirming it's not real. 425 00:18:35,568 --> 00:18:38,112 Besides, I categorically deny I'm flying it. 426 00:18:38,196 --> 00:18:39,196 Look out! 427 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,744 A little early to be knocking my pizza down. 428 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:46,120 We haven't even started yet! 429 00:18:46,204 --> 00:18:47,538 That wasn't me. You… 430 00:18:47,622 --> 00:18:49,040 Wait, where's my chef's hat? 431 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,543 You ready, fella? 432 00:18:52,627 --> 00:18:54,467 Nope. First I'm gonna do a little pre-gloating. 433 00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:56,923 I'm going to wipe the floor with you. 434 00:18:57,006 --> 00:18:59,967 I'm going to make you scream for mercy and there will be none. 435 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,595 Men will weep. Children will wail. 436 00:19:02,679 --> 00:19:04,013 Whales will wail! 437 00:19:04,097 --> 00:19:07,100 Like, like, like this… 438 00:19:07,183 --> 00:19:09,644 Like they do, except they'll be doing it on your behalf! 439 00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:13,564 And women will look away as you walk the hall of shame! 440 00:19:14,857 --> 00:19:15,857 OK, now I'm ready. 441 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,778 One! Two! Three! Go! 442 00:19:18,861 --> 00:19:21,572 - Oh, no, no! - Hey! What's your deal? 443 00:19:25,535 --> 00:19:26,970 This is not at all what I had in mind! 444 00:19:26,994 --> 00:19:29,205 Oh! Oh, this really sucks! 445 00:19:29,497 --> 00:19:30,915 I mean, literally! OK. 446 00:19:33,459 --> 00:19:35,461 This is really uncomfortable! 447 00:19:36,212 --> 00:19:37,212 Boy! 448 00:19:43,177 --> 00:19:46,014 That failure was spectacular, even for me. 449 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,516 You must be a lot of fun at the parties! 450 00:19:48,599 --> 00:19:50,560 But seriously, don't order my pizzas again, OK? 451 00:19:50,643 --> 00:19:51,644 All right, deal. 452 00:19:51,728 --> 00:19:54,230 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 453 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,690 Well, this is the spot. 454 00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:59,610 Fan out, gang. Maybe we can find out 455 00:19:59,694 --> 00:20:02,572 why this is the only field in Danville with no crop circles. 456 00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:04,907 You're wasting your time. There's nothing here but grass. 457 00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:06,951 Grass and this key! 458 00:20:07,035 --> 00:20:09,579 Ah. Oh, that's good. 459 00:20:09,662 --> 00:20:11,414 Uh, Phineas? 460 00:20:11,497 --> 00:20:13,833 It's the same shape as the crop circles. 461 00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,356 And I suppose that makes it special? 462 00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:20,798 Thank you for returning our key. 463 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,968 We left large signs in fields all over the Tri-State Area, 464 00:20:24,052 --> 00:20:26,429 but you are the only earthlings that came to our aid. 465 00:20:26,554 --> 00:20:28,056 Oh, no problem. Glad we could help. 466 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:31,976 To return the favor, here is something you lost in 1977. 467 00:20:33,436 --> 00:20:35,688 Cool! The Voyager space probe. 468 00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:37,732 Goodbye. And good luck. 469 00:20:37,815 --> 00:20:39,776 - So long! - Take it easy! 470 00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:42,862 Wow! That artist rendering on the news was really accurate! 471 00:20:42,987 --> 00:20:46,115 OK, there might be something to this whole UFO thing. 472 00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:48,659 Candace, I got the pizza you ordered. 473 00:20:48,743 --> 00:20:50,870 - Thanks, Mom. - I have time to do nice things 474 00:20:50,995 --> 00:20:53,539 when I'm not distracted by panicked phone calls. 475 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,543 Oh, look! It's the boys in their UFO. 476 00:20:57,627 --> 00:20:58,836 And Mom is in the next room. 477 00:21:03,591 --> 00:21:05,134 Nope. I've had a lovely day, 478 00:21:05,218 --> 00:21:07,970 and I'm not going to ruin it with another failed bust attempt. 479 00:21:08,054 --> 00:21:10,139 No way this day is gonna blow up in my… 480 00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:14,435 Oh! So that's what they meant by exploding pizza. 481 00:21:14,519 --> 00:21:16,479 It's all the rage with the foodies. 482 00:21:16,562 --> 00:21:17,814 Oh, there's Phineas and Ferb. 483 00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:18,981 Hi, boys! 484 00:21:20,608 --> 00:21:23,820 D Do-da do-da da, da d. 485 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:30,493 Yep. Still there. I'm not sayin' a word. 486 00:21:33,871 --> 00:21:35,748 D Gotta get myself together * 487 00:21:35,832 --> 00:21:38,584 * No, I'm not even moving * 488 00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:39,961 * If I just do nothing * 489 00:21:40,044 --> 00:21:42,672 * Then my attitude's improving * 490 00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:45,675 * La, la, la, la * 491 00:21:45,758 --> 00:21:46,878 * Resist the urge to move * 492 00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:50,596 * La, la, la, la, la * 493 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:54,559 * Get down, get down and feel the satisfaction * 494 00:21:54,726 --> 00:21:56,644 * Stop doing something, do the… * 495 00:21:56,728 --> 00:21:58,896 * Non reaction * 496 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:01,983 * La, la, la, la *