* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Has it come to this?
Just standing out in the yard,
staring at your brothers, waiting?
They're gonna do something bustable. I know it.
It's Jeremy.
I know who it is! Hi.
Hey! Wanna come over today?
Uh, yeah, just checking out the situation around here.
Uh, Phineas, do you know what you're gonna do today?
- No. - No jetpacks?
No volleyball? No "Where's Perry?"
No, nothing yet.
Yeah, I think I'm free. I'll be right over.
Cool! See you in a bit!
Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
- Let's build jetpacks. - Oh!
- And play volleyball! - Oh!
Uh, Jeremy, why don't you come over here?
- Hey, Candace, you seen Perry? - D'oh!
Ah, Agent P. I want to apologize for my appearance.
You see, I was up all night monitoring Doofenshmirtz.
It seems that…
Yeah, I'll have cake.
- Sir? - Up all night,
uh, building inators. See what he's…
I think you can go, Agent P.
D Agent P! d.
Ah, yes. Now, that's bustable behavior.
You should tell Mom.
Stop telling me what to do. Mom!
Mom, Jeremy's on his way over here right now.
I've got, like, five, 10 minutes to get the whole
"busting Phineas and Ferb" thing over so I can relax
and we can enjoy our Saturday.
Yeah, chapter almost done. Front yard or backyard?
- Back. Kitchen door. - Done and done.
Hey, Candace!
Jetpack volleyball! This is a great idea!
You're gonna join us, right?
Uh. Yeah… I'll be up in just a second.
I just got something I got to do.
I'm ready for our little charade.
Mom can't see this! We don't want to get Jeremy in trouble.
You've gotta keep Mom inside!
Oh, Mom! Don't be silly. You can't go out there
until we've, uh, unloaded the dishwasher, right?
Right?
But they're not dry yet.
Oh, they'll dry, Mom. Things dry.
OK…
* Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d.
You really think I need aluminum siding?
Oh, oops! Gotta go. I got a guest.
Well, Perry the Platypus.
Oh, hey, nice landing pose.
See, that would kill my knees.
You're trapped!
Let's talk about what you've been up to, Perry the Platypus.
You've been sneaking into my lair secretly
and building inators in the middle of the night!
Oh, don't act all so innocent.
Every morning when I wake up, there's a new inator.
Look! See? Three of 'em.
Really? You didn't do it?
If it wasn't you, then who was it?
I mean, you and I are the only ones who are ever here,
which is sad in and of itself.
But I'm not building them in my sleep!
Wait, that's it! I'm sleep-inventing!
That's fabulous!
D I'm unconsciously creating complicated
* and truly evil inators d.
Ah! Look at you. So evil.
Ah, I wonder what you do. Let's see.
Wait, how is confetti evil?
I mean, it makes a mess, sure. But is it really evil?
All right, let's try this one.
A big cupcake?
Well, maybe it tastes evil. Yes.
Mmm, yes, chocolate! The most evil flavor in…
Who am I kidding? This is delicious.
Let's see what this one does.
Oh, Norm!
Does someone need their spelling checked?
No. I just wanted to do this!
How about a hug?
A Hug-inator?
- Unable to resist hugging impulse. - No! No! No!
D Just strap on a jetpack And string up the net, Jack *
* Gonna serve it to you So get ready to set back *
* Whack, smack, thunder crack *
* Try to hit that ball back! *
* Dig it, bump it Set it, smack it! *
* That's the way I really like it *
* Plenty of fuel *
* So you ain't gonna fall *
* We're playing jet Jetpack volleyball *
* We're playin' Jetpack volleyball *
* Jetpack! d - Jetpack!
D Volleyball! *
* We're playin' jetpack volleyball *
* Jetpack! d - Jetpack!
D Volleyball! *
* Don't need to be a giant over six feet tall *
* We're playing jet Jetpack volleyball d.
See? I told you they would dry.
What was that?
Oh! Uh…
So, Mom, do you have everything for dinner tonight?
Maybe you ought to go to the grocery store.
Nope. Got everything.
Oh, it's your bridge day! Better get in the car and go!
It's tomorrow.
Candace, why don't you go outside and hang out with the boys?
Outside!
Well, there's no reason to go out there.
You know, I don't hear them. Maybe I'll go check.
Candace, what is it?
I smashed my finger in the… Thing!
Where? Let me see.
Here.
- Let me see! - I need a bandage.
OK, there's some right…
No, no! The glow-in-the-dark ones we keep in the emergency kit!
In the basement?
OK.
What does this mean?
When I'm awake, I build evil inators that fail,
and when I'm asleep, I build nice inators that work?
Oh, what is my subconscious trying to tell me?
It's just so exhausting. I feel like I've been up all night.
Which, I guess I have, building nice inators, apparently.
It's just… Yeah, I'm getting sleepy.
Ripple dissolve imminent.
Oh, man, this had better be a dream
because I don't like where this is going.
Hon, I looked everywhere. I can't find the bandages.
That's OK, Mom. It's, um, it's all better.
Great. Then I'm gonna see if the boys want a…
No! Uh, let's play chess.
Chess? Candace, I don't…
We never do anything together, OK?
Let's play a nice, long game of chess!
Oh, man. Everything here in Dreamland is so distorted and ugly.
Say, you look familiar.
I should. I'm the inner you!
Inner me? Are you the one that's been making those good inators?
I was trying to help you, you nincompoop!
Yes, late at night, I was instructing you
how to make the ultimate inator!
That's enough! Don't overtighten it, like your brain!
Now, let's just imagine how it will work.
The Cake-O'-Hug-A-Fetti-inator.
Fire!
What's happening? Dude! Is this cake?
The cake is hugging us!
Hey, everybody. It's OK. We can eat our way out.
Forget about eating it now. It's covered in paper!
It's mine! The Tri-State Area's finally mine!
Hey, wait a minute! Wait!
Now, was that a fantasy inside a flashback inside of a dream?
Well, let me put it this way.
What? What! What!
Did you have a nice nap?
Enough with the hugging. Let go!
You're the boss!
You know, I'm gonna make a plug for you, so I can unplug you.
Gosh, it's been so long since I've played chess.
I can't remember how the knight moves. Do you remember?
I'm not really sure.
Oh, the boys will know.
What? No, no! You sit. I'll go ask them.
Hey, guys! Uh, do you know how the knight moves?
Uh, yeah, Candace, it moves straight up
and then, uh, straight down on the same square.
Oh, hey, yeah, that's great! Thanks!
Oh, wait, what was that, Ferb? Oh, yeah, you don't talk!
- You know what's funny? - What's funny?
I have this weird desire to go outside.
Normally, around this time of day,
you're pulling me to go out in the yard
and I kind of have a hankering to do it!
It's like a Pavlovian "go outside" response. Let's go!
Oh, Mom! What are you, a robot?
You gotta do the same thing every day?
OK, Candace. What's going on out there?
What don't you want me to see?
Nothing! Nothing, Mom. No, no, no!
Candace, let go.
Mom! Look! Look, checkmate!
- Candace! - Wait, let's play darts!
Oh, wow, Perry the Platypus,
I just had the freakiest dream.
You know those dreams that seem logical while you're having them
but are total nonsense when you wake up?
I think I was some kind of 1940s business beaver, and, uh…
Oh, I might as well get these three useless things
out of my lab and push them out onto the balcony and…
Wait a minute! I've seen this before! In my dream!
That's right. It's only really effective if I put them all together!
Hey, Perry the…
I mean it, Candace. You're acting really strange!
If I'm gonna go outside, I'm going to go outside!
Oh, there's the phone. Hold that thought! Hello?
Uh, please hold for some important information.
Well, OK. As long as it's important.
Wow! You guys are the best.
This was truly an amazing day.
It's too bad Candace missed the whole thing.
And, Ferb, where did you learn to serve like that?
At the Yorkshire Athletic School For In Your Face.
I dare you to try that again!
Well, I did dare him, I guess.
No! No! A third of my inator!
Jeremy? I guess the game is over.
Cake? OK…
Hey, Norm! A little help, please!
Who needs a hug?
Norm! What did you do, you big garbage disposal?
Now two of them are ruined! What…
Why don't you just throw the third one over?
If you insist.
No!
Well, this has been a weird afternoon.
Candace! There you are! What's all this?
Well, uh, uh, yeah! It's our two-month, nine-day anniversary.
Oh, great! Uh, was I supposed to get her a present?
Hon, if you didn't want me to come out and spoil the surprise,
you should have said so.
But you are going to clean up all this confetti, right?
Nice going. You busted yourself.
Quiet, you.
So much for that inator.
Tell me about it!
Hey! What are you doing here? This isn't a dream!
Oh, isn't it?
No. No, it isn't.
Oh, crud.
Good morning, sunshine! What's your plan for the day?
Besides, of course, padding out my cell phone bill.
I got nothing.
Every day I wear myself out
trying to bust the boys,
and it always blows up in my face.
I'm gonna take a day off from exploding face. Today is for me time.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Wow, I don't remember seeing this before!
Cool, isn't it?
I was inspired to pull it out of storage after my, well…
My close encounter.
Close encounter?
Oh, yes! You've heard about the Danville crop circles, I suppose?
They've been appearing in fields all over Danville.
Some people think they're made by spaceships!
I don't believe in spaceships.
But, Buford, you've been in a spaceship. Several, actually.
I'm a skeptic.
As was I, until the other night,
when my motorcar began behaving oddly.
Suddenly, I saw a terrific flash of light.
I was inexorably drawn to it,
and there was no escaping its irresistible magnetism.
What happened then?
Well, it turns out it was the tow truck driver I'd called.
He changed my battery and I was off.
So it had nothing to do with crop circles or UFOs?
No, but I do think they're cool, hence the poster.
His words confuse me.
Dad can be like that, but nevertheless,
I know what we're gonna do today!
We're gonna solve the mystery of the Danville crop circles.
Hey, where's Perry?
D Agent P, over here *
* Let us get this thing in gear *
* There's a big old lump Of trouble in town *
* Awful things are going down *
* Please go stop Doofenshmirtz
* I know this puppet show's the worst *
* But I never said that I could write a song d.
Could you just leave?
This is really embarrassing.
D Perry d.
Hi, Candace!
No, no, no! No busting today, Candace.
It's just gonna blow up in your face.
Taking a me day.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d.
Aw, look how cute you are!
All snug in your cozy widdle trap!
Why the chef's hat, you ask?
It's the cheapest way I could find to trap you.
Hey, times are tough waiting for my alimony check.
I have to watch every penny.
And the 37 minutes or free deal
from the local pizza guy can really make a difference!
Just a second!
Coming!
Almost there.
Can you believe he made me pay anyway?
I vowed revenge, cheap revenge!
My first plan involved exploding pizza dough.
But you know what? He turned it into a special!
He actually charged more for it!
And that is why I created
the Dough-Blow-inator!
You wear it, you see?
This baby generates a powerful current of air
which can hold pizza dough aloft indefinitely!
So, now, I will challenge pizza boy to a pie spinning duel
at the Pizza Day Festival in Danville Park today.
I'm gonna humiliate him in front of tens of people!
And you are gonna have a front row seat!
Plus, you really complete the look!
If we're going to solve the mystery of the Danville crop circles,
we'll need a bird's-eye view.
So, why not a hot-air balloon or a helicopter?
I like to stay on theme.
Oh, good idea.
So, Buford, we are literally sitting inside a flying saucer.
Do you still not believe in it?
I'm sticking to my guns on this one.
It's a matter of principle.
Crop circles have been sighted
all over the Tri-State Area this summer.
Let's get a view of each of them and see if there's a pattern.
I knew I wasn't crazy! Oh, yeah?
Well, no one asked you, Farm Utensil Bob!
There's the next crop circle up ahead.
So you say.
You know, you can see them, too, Buford.
My skepticism is boundless.
It is the same design as the others.
Maybe they're trying to tell us something.
That they really like that symbol, apparently.
There must be some sort of a pattern.
Ferb, let's go to the next one.
A flying saucer!
- It's a flying saucer! - Oh, my gosh!
We're being invaded.
You truly are the most remarkable woman I've ever met in my life.
Candace!
And you are every woman's dream…
Jeremy!
I… I love you…
We interrupt our regularly scheduled program
to go live to our correspondent Gordon Gutsofanemu.
I'm standing in downtown Danville
where the recent rash of crop circles has caused quite a stir!
But today, something more. An actual sighting of a UFO.
There were these creatures! One had this crazy triangle head
and the other looked like a sideways "T"!
Sounds horrifying.
It was.
They don't look human at all!
No. No they don't. Who are these invaders?
What are they doing here? What is the meaning of these crop circles?
Why can't I time my barbecue right?
I gotta call Mom! They are gonna be so…
Oh, no, they don't. I'm taking a me day!
Hey! Everybody, she got a free pizza?
Hey, look what you see. It's a doughosaur.
Hey, the Leaning Tower of Pizza! Hey! Everyone having a good time?
No! No, we're not!
We're having a rotten time, you stingy jerk!
Why you calling me these bad guy things?
Because you cheated me! 37 minutes or free! That was the deal!
And 38 minutes later, you welshed on it!
But I would never… Wait the one second!
You're the guy who set up the traps to slow me down, yes?
Yes, I have traps, but they weren't necessarily for you,
you know, specifically, but…
Look, enough of your excuses!
I challenge you to a dough duel!
A dough duel, eh? I accept your challenge!
If you win, I give you a free pizza for life.
But if I win, you no order my pizza ever again!
Deal! I don't want your stupid pizza anyway.
Don't bother. Chin strap.
Well, this is the last one.
But we still don't know what it means!
Maybe we need to get a fresh take on this.
Bring up the crop circle map.
- That's it! - I do not see anything!
Exactly! Because there's nothing to see!
Right there! That's the one spot where the aliens haven't been!
I'll bet that's their next stop. Let's go!
The alien ship has been seen hovering over…
The UFO reached the air. Why.
Makeup tips, so you can look your best
for the impending alien invasion.
Candace, did you see the news?
- That is your brothers, right? - Yes, but I'm not busting them.
Uh, hello? The ultimate bust just falls in your lap
and you're not gonna jump at the chance?
What's up with that?
Listen, Stacy. Me day. No bust, no blow up in face. Face!
Well, now that you've put it crazy…
Back to my stories. Taking a me day.
D Gotta get myself together *
* No, I'm not even moving *
* If I just do nothing *
* Then my attitude's improving *
* La, la, la, la *
* Resist the urge to move *
* La, la, la, la, la *
* Get down, get down And feel the satisfaction *
* Stop doing something Do the… *
* Non reaction! *
* La, la, la, la *
* No, it's OK. Don't get up *
* La, la, la, la, la
* Stay on the couch d.
So, if you do not believe the flying saucer is real,
why did you want to take a turn flying it?
Just confirming it's not real.
Besides, I categorically deny I'm flying it.
Look out!
A little early to be knocking my pizza down.
We haven't even started yet!
That wasn't me. You…
Wait, where's my chef's hat?
You ready, fella?
Nope. First I'm gonna do a little pre-gloating.
I'm going to wipe the floor with you.
I'm going to make you scream for mercy and there will be none.
Men will weep. Children will wail.
Whales will wail!
Like, like, like this…
Like they do, except they'll be doing it on your behalf!
And women will look away as you walk the hall of shame!
OK, now I'm ready.
One! Two! Three! Go!
- Oh, no, no! - Hey! What's your deal?
This is not at all what I had in mind!
Oh! Oh, this really sucks!
I mean, literally! OK.
This is really uncomfortable!
Boy!
That failure was spectacular, even for me.
You must be a lot of fun at the parties!
But seriously, don't order my pizzas again, OK?
All right, deal.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Well, this is the spot.
Fan out, gang. Maybe we can find out
why this is the only field in Danville with no crop circles.
You're wasting your time. There's nothing here but grass.
Grass and this key!
Ah. Oh, that's good.
Uh, Phineas?
It's the same shape as the crop circles.
And I suppose that makes it special?
Thank you for returning our key.
We left large signs in fields all over the Tri-State Area,
but you are the only earthlings that came to our aid.
Oh, no problem. Glad we could help.
To return the favor, here is something you lost in 1977.
Cool! The Voyager space probe.
Goodbye. And good luck.
- So long! - Take it easy!
Wow! That artist rendering on the news was really accurate!
OK, there might be something to this whole UFO thing.
Candace, I got the pizza you ordered.
- Thanks, Mom. - I have time to do nice things
when I'm not distracted by panicked phone calls.
Oh, look! It's the boys in their UFO.
And Mom is in the next room.
Nope. I've had a lovely day,
and I'm not going to ruin it with another failed bust attempt.
No way this day is gonna blow up in my…
Oh! So that's what they meant by exploding pizza.
It's all the rage with the foodies.
Oh, there's Phineas and Ferb.
Hi, boys!
D Do-da do-da da, da d.
Yep. Still there. I'm not sayin' a word.
D Gotta get myself together *
* No, I'm not even moving *
* If I just do nothing *
* Then my attitude's improving *
* La, la, la, la *
* Resist the urge to move *
* La, la, la, la, la *
* Get down, get down and feel the satisfaction *
* Stop doing something, do the… *
* Non reaction *
* La, la, la, la *