Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Aren't you a little young to save the universe?
Yes. Yes, I am.
I want your hat on my desk!
- Balloony! - Colin!
What? Jeremy's going to be there?
Meap!
Ready to go? Sure.
So you're okay with not, you know, busting your brothers first?
Yeah, I've been spending all my time worrying about Phineas and Ferb.
I used to have other things to worry about. Like,
"What? Jeremy's going to be there?"
I just need to broaden my anxieties.
Yeah, I guess if you're gonna have an unhealthy mind frame,
it might as well benefit me.
Now, the mall is waiting.
Yeah. And no more worrying about Phineas and Ferb.
I mean, if I did half the things they do, I'd get so busted.
Uh-oh. I just lost you, didn't I?
Stacy, if I do what Phineas and Ferb are doing,
I would get busted, and them along with me! A sacrificial bust!
I almost got you… I can take the hit.
Out the door… But they'll never see it coming!
To the mall.
Ou est la…
Mom, if you need me, I'll be outside with Phineas and Ferb.
And when you get a break from your French lesson,
feel free to pop outside and check out what we're doing, okay?
Okay, Candace, honey.
Oh, would you take the garbage out?
It's over by the door. Sure thing, Mom.
Okay, Phineas and Ferb, what are we gonna do today?
Oh, sorry, Candace. We're having a giant pillow fight!
Giant pillow fight? Perfect!
Move over and give me a try. Sure, Candace.
This ought to get Mom out here.
You know who else would love this?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Do that!
Say, "Where's Perry?"
Well, I was gonna say Buford, but where is Perry?
Good morning, Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is on the move.
We've tracked him to Northwestern Washington.
We need you to get up there and see what he's up to…
Ow! Oh, my back!
Carl! Crack! Cracking, sir.
By the way, I want your hat on my desk!
Because it rains a lot in Seattle,
and I'd like to spray it with this cool new water-proofing treatment.
Which reminds me, we've installed new unbreakable glass
in your lair monitor.
Go ahead, try it out.
Hmm, better order that unbreakable chair too, Carl.
D Perry d.
Oh, look, Mom!
We are having so much dangerous fun
with these massive pillows!
It's Meap! Meap!
What's wrong? Meap!
Wow! Cool ship!
Is that yours? Meap!
Say what now?
Run!
Hi, Phineas! Run!
Wait! Candace!
Mom! Come on out and see all the fun we're having…
Okay, Candace, what did you want me to see?
I'm going back for Candace!
What's going on?
Run! Run!
Meap!
Oh, no! Meap, you lost your translation mustache!
The spaceship is right behind you.
Hey, look! There's Mom!
Your children are climbing in the spaceship now.
Hi, Mom!
We're going to outer space!
Oh, for the love of… Would you turn around?
See ya!
Oh, when is that ever gonna come up in conversation?
Hi, Mom! Check me out!
I'm flying away in an alien spaceship with Phineas and Ferb!
I am so busted!
Autopilot engaged.
Emergency translation mustache activated.
I beg your pardon for all the hustle and bustle, kids.
It's just that my planet needs your help.
We'd do anything for you, Meap.
In a rather large nutshell, here is my problem.
You see, where I come from,
cuteness is valued above all else.
And the source of our planet's cuteness
is a very rare element called Cutonium.
And a very long time ago, back in the days of yore,
a gentleman by the name of Zachariah Yore,
discovered a hidden underground vein of pure Cutonium.
Yore used this highly concentrated Cutonium
to turn himself into a being so dadgum cute
that no one could refuse him anything he desired.
But as we all know, absolute cuteness corrupts absolutely.
Yore quickly became a greedy, evil tyrant,
who after a great war, was eventually removed.
Afterwards, pure Cutonium was deemed too dangerous,
and the last of it was gathered up in a special container
and blasted off the planet into deep space.
However, a week ago, scientists discovered
a long, long, dormant trail of cuteness
leading away from our planet in the direction of Earth.
Children and Candace, I need your help.
Someone else wants to lay his hands on the Cutonium,
and we have to find it first.
No problem.
Ferb and I can build another Cute-Tracker with these parts.
Of course, this time I'll have to adjust the settings
to ignore Meap's cuteness.
Oh, and yours too, Isabella.
I don't need your charity.
So, how bad is this guy we're up against?
I think you're already acquainted with the scoundrel in question.
Ha! Those kids will lead me right to it!
Just as I planned!
What? What's that look?
That was my plan!
Yes, even destroying the pod walker was part of the plan!
You know, I can deactivate the both of you,
and two more just like you will take your place.
That's better.
Now, let's get after those kids
before they get too far ahead of us.
D He's Mitch
* But some people call him Big Mitch *
I don't get it, Meap. Did Big Mitch escape from prison?
Well, we come from a cute-based society.
By law, the hardest judicial sentence we can pass down is a timeout.
Nice work, Ferb. The Cute-Tracker 2.0 is up and running.
So, where are we headed?
It says that the Cutonium is somewhere in Seattle.
How will we know when we get to Seattle?
We're here.
According to this, the Cutonium is buried
somewhere around these abandoned coffee houses.
Well, it looks like the "Unearthing Ancient Container" patch I earned
is finally gonna come in handy!
Great! Let's find us some Cutonium!
The sooner we get started, the sooner we get busted.
Look, Mom, we're digging up the entire Northwest United States!
You okay with that?
Ah, Seattle, my home away from home.
And to think Perry the Platypus has no idea.
He's… He's completely clueless about my little excursions up here.
That poor, blind, trusting plat…
Eek!
I'm not here! You're not seeing me!
Oh, Perry the Platypus!
Uh, how long have you been…
And look at that!
It's… It's Peter the Panda, my ex-nemesis.
What a coincidence, huh?
I mean, what is he doing here in Seattle,
his home town.
And look, he's got… He's got two coffees,
one of which, for sure, is not for me.
It's not mine, because mine's…
Right here! Look, see?
Oh. Ugh.
That is not coffee.
That's just great.
What kind of a world are we living in,
when a guy can't down the contents of a mysterious urn
found in a trench without undergoing major physical transmogrification, really?
At last, the Cutonium is…
Oh, no. Empty?
Hey, dude! You're standing on my lab coat!
Oh, no. No, no, no! Did you actually drink the Cutonium?
Oh, is that what that was?
I totally cannot recommend it.
Well, you're cute all right, but you should have become completely irresistible.
How homely were you before?
Hey, I know you! You're that Mitch guy, from space!
Put me down, you best-friend stealer!
Well, I suppose one container of Cutonium is as good as any other.
Wanna go for a ride? Won't that be fun?
Yes, it will! Destroy them!
Wow, you're strict.
The cute signal's emanating from over there.
And Big Mitch has it!
My word! Something must be done, y'all!
Soon the whole world will be mine!
If you don't put me down… Whoo!
Wait, what?
Whee!
Oh, he's so cute!
Yep, he's definitely the source of the signal.
Let's get to the ship.
Hi, Mom! Check us out!
To the ship!
Whoo-hoo!
Gotcha! Come on, punch it, Meap! Let's get out of here!
Oh, no, you don't.
Mitch is gaining!
I have you right where I want you!
Hi, Mom! Look, I'm in mortal danger!
Say, "Hi," Ferb.
My word! A tractor beam!
Hold on, children. This ship is jumping
like a June-bug on a hot chicken.
Well, my little friend, it looks like we're about to meet our untimely demise.
Yeah, speak for yourself!
I'm gonna try to land on you so you'll break my fall!
My word, we've been falling for a long time!
Oh, a joke about the commercial break.
Yeah, that's how I wanna spend my last few seconds.
Meap!
Huh, look, his mustache fell off.
And… And I didn't think today could get any weirder.
D Peter and Perry! d.
Oh, nice try, but the mustache thing was still weirder.
I'll take that, thank you very much.
Meap!
Meap, we lost him! Hop in!
Big Mitch grabbed the Cutonium.
Do you know where he's going? Meap!
He's heading back to my home planet. I must warn them!
Red alert! Red alert! Mitch has the Cutonium and he's on his way there.
You must rally the troops and head him off at the Evil Fortress.
This is war!
Meap?
Oh, pardon, I forgot I had this silly thing on.
Meap! Meap!
Meap?
Meap!
Meap.
Meap!
Meap! Meap!
Meap! Meap! Meap! Meap! Meap!
D We, we, we, we, whee! Are going to war
* We're going to war
* We, we, we, we, whee! Are going to war
* We're going to war
* Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee
* Destroy our enemies
* La, la-la, la, la-la, la
* Let's bring them to their knees
* We, we, we, we, whee! Are going to war
* We're going to war
* We, we, we, we, whee! Are going to war
* We're going to war! d.
There it is, my home world.
Meap, your planet's so cute!
Except, I guess, for that evil looking fortress under that ominous cloud.
Unfortunately, that's where we are going.
So, uh, do we have a plan
or are we just gonna go all willy-nilly
and barge into that bad, scary place?
You know, "willy-nilly barging" is a plan of sorts.
Here we are. The extraction chamber.
Seriously, you have an entire chamber
reserved just for extracting things?
That… That really comes up that often in your life,
the extraction of things from other things?
Look, I don't have to justify my life choices to you!
You know, you can drop the whole "bad guy" spiel.
I'm actually willingly going along with this, in case you hadn't noticed.
But, you know, okay, you're a bad dude, cool, whatever, I get it.
When the extraction is over,
then you will see just how bad a dude I really…
Aah! Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!
Okay, that was embarrassing.
I… I'm going up to prepare the machine
while you two finish up here.
Personally, I hate the smell of extraction.
Wait, what does it smell like?
Meap, why are you taking the mirrors?
Better safe than sorry.
Okay…
I don't know, Phineas, that door looks pretty solid.
Are you gonna try to hack the locking mechanism,
or crack the code sequence?
Yes. Yes, I am.
I think the sequence is, "Push the big red button."
Ah! Back to my old self!
You know, that wasn't so bad.
In fact, I rather enjoyed large portions of that process.
Hmm, extraction, who knew?
Peter the Panda! And Perry the Platypus?
You're working together to rescue me?
Oh, that's really nice of…
Uh-oh. Uh, hey, hey, guys, a little help here.
This is some rescue.
Yes! My machine is fully charged with Cutonium!
Hold it right there, Mitch!
Meap! How did you get here?
With the help of Team Phineas.
I never agreed to that name.
You're too late.
Not even you can stop me from becoming the cutest being in the universe!
I didn't know he could do that.
Neither did I!
Don't just stand there. Get them!
Boy, are you gonna get it now, when…
No, on your right. The ramp on your right.
Your other right.
Oh, yeah, when he eventually arrives up there, you are in big trouble!
In the meantime, behold the creation
of the most adorable creature in the universe.
Me!
Oh, no! He's done it!
Whatever you do, don't look upon him in that state!
You'll become transfixed by his cuteness
and he'll gain complete control over you!
Aw!
Hey, I just realized something about myself.
Apparently, I run faster than a panda bear,
but not quite as fast as a platypus!
Eh, who knew?
You really do learn things about yourself in times of crisis.
Wait, wait, turn left up here!
That door must be the way out!
Balloony! It's you!
Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.
Uh, chill, guys, Balloony and I go way back.
So, Balloony, it's a good thing…
Well, it's been nice catching up, but, uh…
Run! I think I misjudged his devotion!
D We, we, we, we, whee! Are going to war
* We're going to war
* Going to war d.
- Aw! - Meap!
Meap!
Aw, look at the little guy.
What's the fastest way I can transfer
all my assets into his name?
Mom, things look pretty bleak.
We may not be back after all.
Phineas is in a cute trance.
Mitch turned himself really adorable
and defeated the entire Meap army.
There is no one left to…
Meap!
Aw, they're blasting away at each other with really cute death rays.
Balloony, please help me!
Balloony! Oh, don't let me go like I did with you!
Balloony! Whatever happened to us?
Balloony!
I knew deep down inside, you were still my best friend.
Think of all the good times we could have now that we…
No!
Balloony! Stay with me.
I'm not gonna let you go a second time.
Balloony!
I can feel my heart popping.
Oh, no! Meap needs our help!
Phineas! Phineas! Come on, Phineas!
Snap out of it. Phineas, Meap is down. He's been out-cuted.
What are we gonna do? Phineas!
Isabella! Hey, wait a minute.
Isabella, we've had a secret cute weapon all this time. You!
Me? Don't you see?
You can take him. He's only cute on the outside,
but your cuteness goes right to your core.
So what you're saying is, you think I'm cute?
It's a scientific fact!
I had to put an 8,000 ohm resistor on the Cute-Tracker
just to keep you from burning it out.
- Close enough. - I'm on it.
You can do it, Isabella. Just be yourself.
Hey, Mitch.
What you doing?
Meap!
Ow.
Children, you did it! You saved not only my planet,
but the entire galaxy from Mitch's adorable, yet evil, plan!
On behalf of my people, I thank you.
It was our pleasure, Meap.
And I've got it all right here on my phone.
Meap.
Hey, he's… Oh, no.
Oh, no, you don't!
Meap.
Good work, Candace! He's gonna get a serious timeout now.
Fifteen, sixteen minutes.
Well, it sure is great to be home.
Thanks for the ride, Meap.
Friends, I can never thank you enough
for helping me save my planet.
Our pleasure. And I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.
But we all know what it is, so why waste our time restating it?
Bye, Meap!
Farewell, my friends!
Goodbye! Goodbye!
Bye, Meap!
Candace, I thought I told you to take that garbage out.
You are so busted, young lady.
Of course I am.
Hey, where's Perry?
Oh, Perry the Platypus, I'm sorry there's nothing to foil.
I'm… I'm still down about…
Balloony!
And now, a trailer for an episode
we also have no plan to make.
Pay attention up there!
Jerry the Platypus?
Ferb, aren't those extinct?
As a matter of fact, I object to this union.
D Yes, I'm just a guy who's a sucker
* For t he sounds of mass transit d.
The Chronicles of Meap, Episode 42.
Meap!
Meap me in Saint Louis.
Wait, wasn't that Suzy stuff supposed to be in this one?