D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation *
* And school comes along just to end it *
* So the annual problem For our generation *
* Is finding a good way to spend it *
* Like maybe *
* Building a rocket or fighting a mummy *
* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower *
* Discovering something That doesn't exist d.
Hey!
D Or giving a monkey a shower *
* Surfing tidal waves *
* Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d.
It's over here!
D Finding a Dodo bird *
* Painting a continent *
* Or driving our sister insane *
Phineas!
D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do *
* Before school starts this fall d.
Come on, Perry!
D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! *
* So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
- Hello, lads. - Hi, Dad.
What are you boys doing?
I was just telling Buford about phone booths.
And I'm not buying it.
Oh, no, Buford, they were real.
They were tiny rooms where you could talk on the phone in private.
Yeah, and you'd have to put coins in them to make calls.
You guys are blowing my mind.
Speaking of coins, what's this here?
Behind your ear? It's a quarter!
How did you do that?
A magician never reveals his secrets.
Your dad's really great at tricks.
Not really. I just keep a bunch of quarters behind my ear
'cause he enjoys it so much.
Wanna see what I got behind my ear?
It's another ear.
Mind flip!
What are you doing, Baljeet?
I am Buford's hype man. Check him out!
Mind flip!
That's great! You can be a hype man for all of us,
because I know what we're gonna do today.
We're putting on a magic show!
Hey, where's Ferb?
Ta-da! I switched my body for a dummy of myself
that Ferb climbed into when you looked away.
Mind flip.
I know you. Didn't I see you flying off my dad's roof?
You're gonna have to be more specific.
I fly off so many roofs.
- Really? - No, just the one.
Of course I remember you. You're Vanessa Doofenshmirtz.
- And you're Monty Monogram. - That's right.
Should we even be seen in the same room together?
I mean, you know, our dads being sworn enemies and all.
What can I get for you two?
Cappuccino with chocolate powder on top and a ginger scone, please.
And two straws, no doubt.
Okay, putting aside the fact that our fathers are sworn enemies,
wanna have those cappuccinos together?
Sure. Sounds cool.
Morning, Agent P. I guess we're getting a little bit of a late start.
Our sources say that Doofenshmirtz is on his way to Steam Noir,
the hippest coffee house in town.
We need you to get there before he arrives
and stop him from doing anything, you know, nefarious.
I've got a word a day calendar.
Phineas! Ferb! What is this?
We're putting on a magic show. You wanna be in it?
I'm calling Mom right now!
Yeah, Mom. She can be in it, too.
A cell phone. Perfect!
- Hey! - Watch this trick.
Viola!
One cell phone transformed into miscellaneous electronic parts.
Mind flip!
Okay, really amusing. Bring it back.
It's not that kind of trick.
I can still use the landline.
The landline? That was my first trick.
It's so awesome that we ran into each other.
Can you imagine the look on both our dads' faces
if they saw us here together?
I'm surprised your dad hasn't put some kind of spy camera on you.
Yeah, where's your dad's Date-Ruin-inator?
So this is a date?
Well, isn't it?
Maybe.
Do you usually have coffee with your dad's sworn enemies' daughters?
No, just girls whose roofs I've flown off of.
Oh, see, now I feel special.
Yeah, I don't just fly off any roof, you know?
- Of course not. - I've got standards.
It's gotta be a building shaped like a… Like a…
An Easter Island head?
Oh, my gosh, exactly! What is that all about?
I have no idea.
Hold that thought. This needs more milk.
Perry, is that you?
Listen, Perry, I'd really appreciate it
if you didn't let my dad know
that I'm here with the son of his sworn enemy.
This is going pretty well
and I wouldn't want him to spoil it.
Can you help me?
Thanks, Perry!
Steam Noir!
Vanessa says the coolest people in town hang out right here.
And my dad thought I wanted to be an acrobat.
I mean, it was fun, but it wasn't my thing.
My dad is the same way with evil.
Ah, waiter! You mind if I tell you my evil scheme?
My nemesis didn't show up today
and I still have to get it out.
I figured since I'm getting nowhere
with the older Tri-State population,
maybe I should go for the younger demographic.
So, behold the Cool-inator!
Well, you can't really behold it.
It's out in the car.
But trust me, its behold-worthy.
First, I will suck all the cool out of this place,
it being the hippest coffee house in town.
Then I will blast myself with the cool concentrate,
transforming into such an "awesome dude"
that you, disaffected youth, will have no choice
but to follow me blindly and help me, you know, take over the Tri-State Area!
Anyway, the Cool-inator's so hip, it only runs on espresso,
so let's fill 'er up!
What did you say, dude?
I need 10 gallons of espresso.
We only serve it in this cup, man.
- Wow, really? - It's espresso, man.
Fine. Let's see, this is about a quarter cup.
Two cups in a pint. That will make…
I'll have 999 more of these, please.
There are 640 quarter cups in 10 gallons, man.
This is gonna take a lot of trips.
Ladies and gentlemen,
get ready for the Mind Flip!
For centuries, shamans conjured magic for their tribes.
And countless magicians practiced hocus pocus for their audiences.
It is a mind flip!
How do we do it?
I'll tell you how if you can keep a secret.
It's a trick!
Carl's in college, right?
He can program the most sophisticated
satellite tracking computer in the world,
but every time I try to call my dad, he cuts me off.
Can't even work a landline.
You think that's bad? Every time I use the microwave,
Norm starts involuntarily rapping.
Oh, you want banter?
D I know that you and I *
* We come from different places d.
Can I get you another espresso?
- D There's no telling d - Monty Monogram,
- d Why or who d - are you trying to wake me up?
D Your heart embraces *
- d These feelings that we share d - And then, it turns out
there actually was a platypus controlling him.
D There's a reason why they're inside us d.
No way. I thought that was a figure of speech.
It is now.
- Well, anyway… - D They're both aware *
- d Of the list of things d - This is probably the least awkward
first date I've ever had.
- D That won't divide us d - I was shooting for "great,"
but I'll take a "least awkward."
Sliding scale. That's good.
D The sun and the stars and the moon and the planets *
* won't keep us apart *
* A herd of wild wildebeests a gaggle of flaming geese *
* won't keep us apart d.
- You did not just ask me if I work out. - D won't keep us apart *
* Duct tape, bungee cords fiberglass diving boards *
- d won't keep us apart d. - That's really silly.
D A device designed specifically to keep us apart *
* won't keep us apart d.
Hit me again.
Hey, do you mind if I use your restroom?
I mean, technically, I haven't had any coffee here,
but I've bought coffee here and I thought that would qualify.
I had a lot of coffee earlier this morning.
Okay, TMI! I get it.
Is this.
Blindly stepping on the other team's feet as he walks.
At least he showed up.
I mean, if I had a nickel for every time
I got the "your father couldn't make it. He's working late" call…
But I guess that's really your dad's fault.
So, what exactly do you mean by that?
You're out of paper.
Through the power of enchantment,
and a few nifty dance moves,
Ferb and I have conjured the glitter demons
and are ready to pull off…
Phineas! Ferb! You are so busted! What is this thing?
Get me out of here!
Finito!
All right, heads up, hipsters!
Get ready to lose your cool.
Well, what I meant is that my dad
spends all his time dealing with your father's schemes.
I'll have you know my father is a misunderstood genius!
Genius? I have three words for you.
Self. Destruct. Buttons.
And yet, in spite of all that,
there's my dad, free to do it all over again the next day.
Whoa, really effective bunch of spies there, Major.
At least my dad's spy network isn't funded by monthly alimony checks.
You do know that what he calls a "spy network"
is actually just a petting zoo? With hats.
Say goodbye to your street cred, hepcats!
So, I said to him, "Step off my guest list, poser."
You wanna hear how my nose whistles?
Yeah, man, you know, it's all about my blog, you know?
I blog about blogs that blog about other blogs.
You wanna hear a dream I had about my cat?
Can I get me some more local organic water?
I can't drink any more iced tea,
because when I drink iced tea, I get crazy!
Finally, daylight.
Phineas and Ferb!
That's Mom's car! Mom!
Now to set the inator on reverse
and blast myself with all of the cool!
Hey!
Phineas and Ferb built a really dangerous magic show in the backyard!
You've gotta bust them.
Really, Candace? Busting?
That's so beginning of summer.
There's a Luciano Rigatoni festival at the Art House.
Let's go.
But Rigatoni's work is passionless!
With minimal importance!
Every piece betrays
his own lack of interest in the subject matter!
You know, Perry the Platypus, this is very uncool of you.
A beanie propeller cap?
Uh, all right, I'll give that to you.
- That's kinda cool. - Are you cyber?
Uh, wanna do a sketch in my sketchbook?
Where'd you get that gnarly lab coat?
No! No! No, you're nerds! Get away from me!
I'm not like you. I'm cool!
Or, I was going to be cool
when I shot myself with the inator, which is now destroy…
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
You know, our fathers are probably right.
We shouldn't even be talking to each other.
This was a huge mistake.
- Fine. - Fine.
So, wanna do this again?
Call me.
Ladies and gentlemen, in our grand finale,
we make everything disappear!
Ooh!
Phineas! Ferb! Oh, there you are, Perry.
Where is it? What happened?
- All gone! - You two!
Here's your phone.
It's totally fine.
Okay, this may be an easy enough trick,
but how did you make the whole show disappear?
A magician never reveals his secrets.
That's a little cliche, Ferb, don't you think?
Mind flip!
Well, here we are, gang.
The semiannual Tri-State Area Antique Show and Swap Meet!
Here you can find anything under the sun!
Literally, because it's held outdoors.
Anything, Dad?
Well, actually there is one thing
that you probably won't be able to find here.
An 1807 Dorcham and Wesley boot scraper.
Only one of them was ever made and it's been lost to the mists of time.
Oh, if only I could find that,
I'd be the envy of the entire antiquing community!
Especially Worthington Dubois, my antiquing nemesis!
You have an antiquing nemesis?
You don't know everything about me.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
D We got chrome-plated carburetors calibrated regulators *
* Tube socks, cuckoo clocks multi-colored alligators *
* Taxidermy jackalope presidential bar of soap *
* You can find it all at the Swap Meet *
* You can take it away if you can fit it in your ride *
* You gotta lower the seat and then you give it a slide *
* But there's a thing you gotta know when you head to the show *
* If you add to your stash you gotta do it with cash *
* Purple padded toilet seat dolphin made of concrete *
* Hub caps, mud flaps food that isn't safe to eat *
* Macrame, dust mop curtain made of pop tops *
* You can find it all at the Swap Meet *
* You can find it all at the Swap Meet d.
Dad, I know you said that Dorcham and Wesley boot scraper thing
was lost to the mists of time…
I did, didn't I? Well, I suppose I get melodramatic
when I start talking about antiques.
Well, Ferb and I found this in that parchment booth.
A Dorcham and Wesley boot scraper's map?
But only three of them were ever made
and they were lost to the mists of…
Oh, I'm doing it again.
And we know what we're going to do today.
Hey, where's Perry?
Burritoman number 45! That's classic ink, brother.
Good morning, Agent P. Look, here's the thing.
I don't know what Doof is up to.
I've been busy giving each of my friends personalized ringtones.
I have one for you.
D Perry! d.
And one for Carl
* Carl! *
I want to send out a ringtone for when I call my friends
but I don't have a theme song.
Anyway, go stop Doofenshmirtz.
What an incredible waste of time.
I mean, come on. Most of this stuff,
if you saw it on the sidewalk, you'd walk around it.
A Ducky Momo first edition,
green pupil variant with a left-handed pull cord!
Heavenly light! Angel chorus!
I must have it! But I gotta play it cool.
So, uh, yeah, a friend needs a paperweight for her, uh, desk and,
hmm, this little trinket looks about the right size.
Please, little girl, this trinket is a Ducky Momo first edition
green-pupil variant with a left-handed pull cord.
There are only two of these in North America.
They're more rare than Dorcham and Wesley boot scrapers maps,
but not quite as rare as the Dorcham and Wesley boot scraper.
Yeah, mists of time, whatever.
- What do you want for it? - You couldn't afford it.
Would you take something in trade?
The one thing I want is the one thing I can't have.
That. An early 20th century Abyssinian silver baby rattle.
But he won't sell it to me because of that silly French cabinet!
You broke the arms off my armoire!
Now it's just a oire!
If I get you that baby rattle,
will you give me the Ducky Momo?
Yes, I will.
You! How much for that baby rattle?
Why? So you can sell it to him?
Well, uh, yeah.
No sale.
Oh, come on! Everybody wants something.
Okay, there is something I've always wanted.
A Phlanco G-4-80 crystal radio.
If you get me a cane with a cobra on it.
Battle of Danville commemorative dentures.
Pink gorilla suit.
Ducky Momo first edition figurine, I will have you!
Oh, hello, Perry the Platypus.
Well, as they say in the film business, "It's a wrap!"
Get it? 'Cause you're wrapped in film!
Well, as you know, films sway public opinion
better than any other medium.
So I have produced a movie
that will convince the people of the Tri-State Area
to make me their leader!
Here's a clip.
Make me your leader.
It can't miss!
Anyhoo, I'm going to enter it in the Danville Film Festival today.
There's only one small hitch.
It turns out it's Danville's Young Filmmakers Festival.
You have to be less than 15 years old.
But no matter. Because, behold my De-Age-inator!
With this, I'll turn myself into a 14-year-old boy,
submit my film to the festival,
and sit back as the people of Danville
are convinced that I must be installed
as the leader of the entire Tri-State Area!
Cigar-box banjo?
An old-time diving suit?
A fur-lined telephone? Be right back!
Well, the map has led us to Boot Scrapers' Hall.
Oh, the Spirit of Danville. See how his sole gleams?
The boot scrapers took their craft seriously.
Hey, look, there's a plaque!
But what are these funny symbols?
By Harry, that's Bootscrape!
The secret language of the ancient boot scrapers!
"To gain the world and halt the wintle,
reverse your mind and mind the lintel."
- The lintel? - It's the space between two columns.
- Look! - Is that Greek?
Well, I know Greek, but I don't recognize some of these symbols.
Wait a minute! "Reverse your mind." Ferb?
"The disk of fate drops the boot."
The disk of fate?
Oh, it's that coat of arms right there.
The statue!
Guys, look! The statue's boot is not resting on that podium!
And the podium has a giant slot in it!
Look! It's a big penny.
Ferb, pay the man.
Just like an old iron penny bank!
Stand back, boys.
- Wow! - Yes, the boot scrapers were
renowned for their elaborate spiral staircases.
If that Dorcham and Wesley boot scraper still exists,
we'll find it down here.
Not if I, Worthington Dubois, have anything to say about it.
Oh, this seems to be unplugged.
There! Oops!
Ugh, the film melted into oil?
That doesn't make any sense. It's not a Melt-inator.
It's a… Oh, right!
Film is made from some petroleum product,
and it makes it younger,
so I guess that makes some sort of ridiculous sense.
There, now, just one last setting on the De-Age-inator
and ready to fire!
Cool! I'm 14 years old.
I totally beat you, dude.
Now all I gotta do is take this DVD to the Film Festival,
and then I'll, like, have a lot of power and stuff,
and I'll, like… No way, dude! You're not the boss of me!
What do you want for the 1965 Northern Llama.
Ranchers' Association commemorative creamer?
I don't know, a buck?
Commemorative creamer for a clear flugelhorn.
Clear flugelhorn for a baseball stein.
Baseball stein for a Cyclops Santa.
Cool! The inner temple!
Okay, let's get a move on.
Get down, Dad!
Cobbler's mallets. Why did it have to be cobbler's mallets?
That was close!
Yes, the boot scrapers were master craftsmen.
The Cavern of Secrets.
This entire room was made from material scraped
off the boots of Danville elders…
Who were highly creative engineers.
Battleship hat! Coffee grinder pogo stick!
Bigfoot's letters home! Evil angel suit!
Oh, blimey!
I had no idea
there was such a wide variety of historical boot scrapers.
Uh, which one is it, Dad?
Well, that's the question, isn't it?
Only one of these can be the true Dorcham and Wesley.
And no doubt a wrong choice will trigger a nasty booby-trap.
Boot scrapers were famously vengeful people.
This could take every ounce of antiquing knowledge that I possess.
You can do it, Dad.
At last! A hedgehog, of course!
This truly is the Dorcham and Wesley boot scraper of legend.
But Worthington, there are no hedgehogs in America!
What? Oh, well, that's just…
Wow. He chose poorly.
Well, seeing as the place is falling apart anyway.
Pink gorilla suit.
Battle of Danville commemorative dentures.
A cane with a cobra on it.
Dude, chill! It's mine!
I don't have to give it to you!
Hey, quit it!
Quit pushing me, dude!
You actually got it!
Let me see if I can find you a box.
I don't seem to have a box. Oh, well.
Wait a second, where's the patina?
This is obviously brand new! It's not an antique!
No trade!
Why?
Dude, you just totally broke my inator.
Well, that was an even closer one.
Not so fast, Fletcher.
When I fell, I landed in the ruins
of the Hall of the Sandal Scrapers,
an order of scrapers far more ancient than your miserable boot scrapers.
And with this, I'll become the most powerful antiques collector
the world has ever seen!
Perhaps next time we should buy new.
Prepare to…
Oh, no! My enemies from beyond space!
Hey, look, Ferb, it's Garbog. Hi, Garbog!
This is gonna be good!
Team Danville, assemble!
How dare you?
Oh, my beautiful wickedness!
And that was the winner of this year's Young Filmmakers contest.
Let's have a hand for the directors,
Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher!
Oh, crud!
Can somebody drive me home?
Thank you, everyone,
but we couldn't have done this on our own.
We'd like to thank our dad, Lawrence Fletcher,
for spending all afternoon making this movie with us.
I had no idea you were so good with special effects.
Oh, yes, it was mostly them.
And we'd like to introduce the actor responsible
for bringing our villain to life.
- Don't you mean actors? - Actors?
'Cause there's two of us!
Take a bow, guys.
Why is there an orchestra pit in a movie theater?
Seriously, I need a ride.
D He's Major Monogram *
* He appears on a screen *
* And he wears olive green *
* He's Major Monogram! *
I like the big finish, sir.
I can do without the sarcasm, Carl.