and one for you.
I'm just saying, as a non sequitur,
a talking zebra just seems a little…
- Forced? - Yeah, forced.
Mmm, the sweet taste of an unusual and exotic smoothie.
You know, this smoothie isn't really unusual, or exotic.
It's about as exotic as a staycation with Aunt Merrill.
But, Buford, your postcard said that she had a pool.
She has a patio.
Tomorrow, we should work on Buford's penmanship.
Actually, most would consider dragon fruit to be rather exotic indeed.
Known for its dazzling flowers,
it is actually the fruit of several…
What are you doing? Stop that…
Stop that.
You know, Buford's kind of right.
These smoothies are sort of exotic,
but I think we can do better.
What do you think, Phineas?
What do I think?
Don't answer that. Guys, I know what we're gonna do today!
I wonder what kind of smoothie Perry would like.
Come in. Sit down, Agent P.
We have a serious problem.
It seems someone, and I'm not saying who,
someone has spilled on the couch in the lobby.
- Sir, I… - A bery expensive couch
when we bought it in 1985.
Sir, all I did was turn the cushion over. The stain was already…
If the responsible party is present…
Sir, it was Agent M.
He spilled a latte in 1990.
We were hoping to get another couple of years
- out of that couch. - Anyhoo…
Uh, anyhoo, our, uh, surveillance operatives
have been getting some mixed signals from Doofenshmirtz.
He was observed at the Danville Library
checking out books on eastern Australia and hydrostatic cell fusion.
We haven't come up with any ideas about what he's up to.
Maybe he's trying to recreate Pangea, sir.
Like I said, we haven't come up with anything yet.
So we need you to get in there and find out.
Good luck, and be careful out there.
Okay, everyone, Ferb and I developed a device
that can literally turn any solid into liquid,
so we can enjoy all sorts of new and unusual flavors.
Isabella?
Abraca-pocus!
Wow, that was really impressive.
I just got my magic patch.
Let's try this again.
Behold! The State of the Matter transfer device!
All right, Buford, is that chicken ready?
All set.
I gotcha! There you are, liquid poultry!
Hmm, tastes like chicken.
I think we need to try something a little more…
- Fowl? - Yeah.
No! Exotic.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d.
Well, hello, Perry the Platypus.
Over here.
No, here.
Look a little more this way.
What do you think, huh?
I've joined you in the genus ornithorhynchus.
That's right, I am a platypus!
Yeah, hang on, let me turn off the dramatic lighting.
How did this come to be?
Well, I'll tell you, since you didn't ask.
After years of being bested by you in battle,
I decided to fight fire with fire.
And in both cases, fire means platypus.
And with just means with.
It was simple! The best way to beat a platypus
was to become a platypus!
That way, our skills would be evenly matched.
So, after a couple of promising experiments
and some intricate designs,
I finally created
the Platyp-inator!
Pretty cool, huh?
Now, before I defeat you,
I figured I should further level the playing field.
There. Now I'm trapped, too.
And, go!
You're…
You're not struggling. I said go.
We should both… Yeah, like that. Okay.
Isabella, you wanna go next?
Why, yes! How about a romantic dinner for two!
Want a sip, Phineas?
Oh, no, thanks.
Oh, okay, I understand.
You know, you wanna keep yourself open to other drink options.
- I get it. - Actually,
I didn't wanna say anything in front of everybody, but it's…
- I don't like zucchini. - Oh.
And that is why I wear white shoes after Labor Day. And I…
Oh, I knew it. Phineas and Ferb.
Not very impressive, but suspicious.
Stacy, I, I gotta go.
Oh, and happy birthday! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Oh, laundry. Sometimes I feel like our first president,
because I'm washing a ton.
Yeah.
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! You have to come out to the backyard!
Oh, hey, Candace, I feel like our first president…
No time for the stand-up routine, Mom.
You've gotta come out to the backyard.
- Okay, I'll be right out. - Hurry!
D Let's go! *
* The time is now They're gonna do their dance *
* No room for negotiation *
* One's got a hat Neither has pants *
* But that bears no further explanation *
* I think you know what's gonna go down *
* Yeah, there's gonna be a platypus throwdown *
* Fight, fight there's a platypus fight *
* It's a fracas It's a fray *
* It's a monotreme melee *
* Fight, fight There's a platypus fight *
* If you're watching at home *
* There's a seven-second delay *
* Fight, fight There's a platypus fight *
* It's a duck-billed duel *
* It's a beaver-tailed battle *
* Fight, fight There's a platypus fight *
* Gonna smack you so hard that your teeth are gonna rattle *
* It's a platypus fight! d.
What is this thing?
Some sort of souped-up techno-geek camera?
I wonder what it…
Phineas and Ferb!
No! Get off! Ew!
Well, that's funny, I could have sworn she said backyard.
Oh, well, if anyone needs me, I'll be washing a ton.
Let's see, we've got horseradish,
durians and turmeric.
I've got a mountain yam.
I cannot wait to taste liquefied sea salt.
Hey! Watch where you're steering those sneakers, bub!
Candace? You're a smoothie?
Phineas, you've gotta fix this!
That is so cool!
Uh, what does it feel like?
It feels like you're in big trouble!
Ferb, we're gonna need some sponges and a bucket.
Phew! This whole evenly matched thing is exhausting.
How about we take a short break?
Do you ever get tired of lugging this big tail around?
I mean, sure, it's great for fighting,
but it's kinda weird for sitting and stuff.
I just figured I'd ask you 'cause, you know, you would know.
Uh, sugar or agave syrup?
Here. I don't know if this is fur or really tiny feathers. I can't tell.
It's so warm, but it breathes.
Well, back at it, I guess.
D Fight, fight There's a platypus fight *
* It's a fracas It's a fray… d.
Okay, these are the last drops of her.
Hurry up and change me before that bird comes back!
Sure thing, Candace.
We reversed the polarity, and it should do the trick.
Now try not to ripple.
This does not feel like the reverse of being a bucket of water.
Hmm, so it would seem.
I don't know, I kinda like her like that.
She looks like Cand-berry sauce.
We gotta get her back into the right shape before we solidify her.
And we're gonna need to adjust the contour in…
Cand-berry sauce.
D Fight, fight There's a platypus fight d.
Hang in there, Candace.
This mold that Buford brought over should help us put her back together.
Tell me again why you have a life-sized mold of Candace.
I got life-sized molds of all my friends.
I'm not so sure how I feel about that.
All set, Candace! Now wait right there.
Ha-ha, very funny!
Okay, here we go!
Candace, come on out!
I'm me! Glorious me!
You did it! You guys are so…
Oh, busted!
Okay, Perry the Platypus, this isn't working.
I need to become something stronger than a platypus.
Let's see, what's stronger than a platypus?
Two platypuses, that's it!
I've got just the thing right over here.
Behold! My Double-inator!
There, nice and clean.
Ha! Now we're both a couple of good-looking dishes.
Thank you! I'll be here all…
- Mom! Mom! Mom! - Candace, watch this.
I was just looking at this plate, and I said,
- "There, nice and…" - Not right now!
Candace, my hands are wet.
I'll just shoot myself with this baby,
and then I will have the advantage
because there will be two of me…
Anyone else see that?
Wonder what that hit.
Whatever it is, there's two of them now.
Soon there's gonna be two of me,
and then nothing can defeat me!
Except maybe a bigger platypus made out of metal.
Yeah, like that.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Even though I'm also a platypus at this point, and…
I hope this wears off soon.
The novelty has worn thin.
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh, hi, Mom!
I'm sorry, Mom, but you've gotta see this.
Feast your eyes on puddles.
Yeah, I saw 'em earlier.
But, Mom, they had a machine that would turn things into smoothie, and…
I didn't see it, Candace.
And Buford had a mold of me!
Buford's got molds of all of us, Candace.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Oh, well. I guess at least I'm back to normal.
Me, too!
Oh, good for you…
Uh, what?
Hi, Phineas! What you makin'?
Uh, sawdust machine?
Nope. Take a look.
Oh, they're adorable! What are they?
They're nano-bots!
Nano-bots? Can they be programmed?
Sure! They can link up in virtually infinite configurations
to make just about anything you can imagine.
So, impress me.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, main title, whatever.
But I think I see the potential.
Like you could use 'em to make a giant birthday paddle.
Or a telescope!
Or a giant birthday paddle and a regular sized cheese grater.
Or a scratching post for… Hey!
I'm way ahead of you, Isabella.
Ah, Agent P. Welcome to the best noodle house in Shanghai.
Yeah, I know it's a long haul, but the local take-out
just wasn't cutting it for my sophisticated palate.
I wanna tell you what Doof is up to, but I have no idea.
I've been on a plane for 17 hours,
and they don't let you use your cell phones till you land,
and then I realized I didn't have international coverage, so…
Anyway, you should probably get back to Danville
and check on him, just in case.
Don't worry, I'll bring you back some white rice and soy sauce.
All right, gang, let's get techno-mimetic.
Let's use technology to mimic…
Why you gotta talk like that?
You're right. Nano-bots, please.
- What are you doing? - We're making a car.
Buford loves that!
That's awesome!
Helicopter! Helicopter!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Yes! Bigger!
Sure! We'll just need to whip up some more nano-bots.
Mom! Mom!
Mom, the boys! Garage! Look!
Oh, they're making little models. How cute!
You don't understand! It was nothing,
and then it was flying, and…
They made it out of dust!
Oh, Candace, you're not even trying.
Okay, I need more information.
D Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! d.
Welcome, Perry the Platypus. Would you like a muffin?
They're fresh and yummy!
Muffins stay warmest in here, close to my heart.
You must be here to see Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
I'm sorry, he's not in right…
Whoops. Incoming message.
Well, hello, Perry the Platypus.
Sorry I couldn't be there to capture you personally.
I was called in for jury duty.
But no big deal, I've got the perfect
"get out of jury duty free" card!
Relax, it's totally legit.
Meanwhile, I'm leaving Norm in charge, the big lump.
Hey, try to make yourself useful, Norm!
Would it kill you to show some initiative?
Show some initiative?
You never asked me to do that before.
Yeah, well, I'm out of your blast radius today,
so surprise me, why don't you?
Try not to be a complete disappointment.
Doofenshmirtz!
Present.
Please enjoy your muffin!
[whiplash.
Sorry for the inconvenience, Perry the Platypus.
I'm showing initiative.
When I help Dr. D. Take over the Tri-State Area,
he will be so proud of me!
Maybe then he will take me out for a game of catch!
But how to do it?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz makes complicated inventions which invariably fail.
But I'm more results-orientated,
so I'll just make a weapon!
Okay, commence Operation Concisely State What the Heck is Going on Around Here.
Notepad? Check.
Ducky Momo 50th anniversary happy pencil? Check.
Keen eye and an indomitable will to bust? Check.
Okay, guys, get ready for some nano-bot morphing action!
D Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da d.
Hot and cold running? Awesome!
Great idea!
Pig face!
Cool!
Mom! Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a giant tape dispenser,
but it's also a faucet, and a rowboat,
and a baseball hat, and a light bulb,
and a gingerbread man with a fist for a head,
- and a pig face, and a… - Stop.
Okay, your stories are always full of holes.
But it's usually just one story.
Here, let me demonstrate.
I'll be the Candace, and you be the beautiful mother.
Mom!
Phineas and Ferb have brought Genghis Khan back from the past
and he's teaching the neighbors how to throw hatchets from horseback!
You see? One story.
They'll probably do that, you know.
Juror number nine, state your occupation.
I'm between jobs at the moment.
Ha! You'll never get out of jury duty with that story.
Dismissed.
Aw, man, I could've used this on my resume.
Juror number 10.
My name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Occupation, evil scientist!
Mad scientist?
No, no, no, no. Not "mad" scientist. I'm not angry.
Evil scientist. There's a difference!
Hold on, number 10.
I think your background might lend
a unique perspective to the case at hand.
The State versus Dr. Diminutive.
I didn't do it!
Dr. Diminutive!
Doofenshmirtz! It's your fault that I'm here!
Order!
He's the one who invented the Schmaltz-inator, not me!
I merely stole… Uh, I mean borrowed his device,
and unleashed its awesome power…
Uh, unwittingly, that is, upon the airwaves!
Do you two know each other?
I have never seen him before in my life.
He lies! I have proof!
The 2007 L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Pudding Review!
Why would you carry that in your wallet?
Why would he carry that in his wallet?
Will somebody please tell me why he would carry that in his wallet?
Order! Order!
Okay, one story.
And that one story is…
Cars.
Planes!
Spaceships! Crud!
At last, my ultimate weapon is complete!
Would you like to see it?
Get ready for a surprise.
It's me!
Dr. D. Will be so proud!
Assuming he survives the cataclysm.
Have a nice day!
D La, la, la, la, weaponry *
* It's the way to get it done Weaponry *
* It's effective and it's fun *
* If you want to make them fall on bended knee at your command *
* Bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land *
* State your wishes in a language they all understand, with weaponry *
* That's the plan *
* If power's on your shopping list *
* Then use the elbow and the fist *
* Pummel 'em until they get the gist *
* Just make an example of *
* A representative sample of *
* And most of them will not be missed *
* You can beat 'em up by any means or blow 'em all to smithereens *
* A favorite of the sentient machine *
* Never mind the fatalities *
* When there's municipalities *
* To crush a set of with the threat of *
* Weaponry Will inspire Dr. D. *
* Weaponry To have confidence in me *
* If I'm gonna be a conqueror and win my father's love *
* I'll take it to the people with the eagle, not the dove *
* If there's one thing that obedience is symptomatic of *
* It's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y Weaponry! *
* From above *
I'm just saying we only look happy because we were singing.
It's not a true representation of our relationship.
Denizens of downtown Danville,
pardon me for interrupting.
You have two minutes to relinquish your city to me,
or see it utterly destroyed.
Thank you for your cooperation.
- What can we do? - Utterly destroyed?
That's, like, more than regular destroyed, right?
But I just got a reservation at that new restaurant.
He was so jaunty when he was singing.
What? Weapons? Oh, brilliant.
Like nobody ever thought of that.
I mean, you destroy the Tri-State Area and what are you ruler of?
Rubble. And where's the panache?
- The je ne sais quoi? - He's an amateur.
I'm not talking to you!
Attention, Danville, while your nervous scurrying is gratifying,
I must inform you that you have one minute to surrender.
This has been delightful, Perry, but I have a schedule to keep.
This is what I dreamed it would be like with Dr. D. Catch.
Thank you, Perry, that was a deeply satisfying emotional experience,
and a well-timed one,
coming only 30 seconds before you are destroyed
along with the rest of Danville.
A simple matter when you employ weapons
and not one of those foolish inators.
Incoming message.
Hey! Who are you calling foolish, you ingrate?
Boy, one successful bid for world domination,
suddenly he's full of attitude.
I guess I should have expected that from a guy with a squirrel for a heart.
Deep down, he really likes me.
A giant acorn? How is that supposed to…
Whoa! Oh, I see what you had in mind.
Well played, sir.
Thanks for the game of catch.
So, you guys done changing things up around here?
Looks like it.
We left the nano-bot programmer here and now it's gone.
So, giant glowing cars forever? That's your story?
And we're sticking to it, apparently.
Good. Mom! Mom! Mom!
- Pie's on the table. - Look!
- So? - This is a car.
It just needs to, uh, uh…
See. Vroom, vroom?
Okay, I'll admit, this does make me look a little bit,
you know, crazy.
Who wants ice cream with that?
Okay, any second,
something will explode on me and then we can go home.
Yep. Any second.
Any second.
Would you quit with the harmonica?
D If power's on your shopping list *
* Then use the elbow and the fist *
* Pummel 'em until they get the gist *
* Just make an example of *
* A representative sample of *
* And most of them will not be missed *
* You can beat 'em up by any means, or blow 'em all to smithereens *
* A favorite of the sentient machine *
* Never mind the fatalities *
* When there's municipalities *
* To crush a set of with the threat of *
* Weaponry! *