1 00:00:06,370 --> 00:00:08,769 4x01 - For Your ice Only 2 00:00:09,067 --> 00:00:11,568 Okay, Ferb. Open the floodgates! 3 00:00:12,792 --> 00:00:15,169 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 4 00:00:15,774 --> 00:00:17,708 What do you think? 5 00:00:17,710 --> 00:00:19,209 It is like our own miniature Canada. 6 00:00:19,211 --> 00:00:21,045 But, of course without the beavers, moose 7 00:00:21,047 --> 00:00:23,213 and disproportionate number of comedians! 8 00:00:23,215 --> 00:00:26,750 - Or Canadian Bacon. - I forgot all about Canadian Bacon. 9 00:00:26,752 --> 00:00:28,652 You realize it is only ham. 10 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:29,787 Phineas! 11 00:00:29,789 --> 00:00:33,557 And Ferb! You are so busted! 12 00:00:33,559 --> 00:00:36,627 Hello, boys! Splendid job on the hockey rink! 13 00:00:36,629 --> 00:00:37,995 Well, that was amusing! 14 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:41,265 - Great skating, Dad. - Boys, I've got some good news for you. 15 00:00:41,267 --> 00:00:43,667 I've arranged for you to play a little exhibition match 16 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,669 between periods of the Danville Icetrays game. 17 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,271 Oh you mean like a half-time? 18 00:00:47,272 --> 00:00:49,673 Well, it's three periods, so it's really two-thirds' time. 19 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:52,676 Blame sport-terms. That's what's keeping the Canadians down. 20 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:56,346 If we're going to be the entertainment, then, we better kick it up a notch. 21 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,715 - Hockey Z9? - Hockey Z9. 22 00:00:58,717 --> 00:01:01,652 - Oh, like Football X7. - What happened to Y8? 23 00:01:01,654 --> 00:01:03,253 Oh, we're saving that for croquet. 24 00:01:03,255 --> 00:01:06,156 Ferb, grab your toolbox, we've got work to do. 25 00:01:06,158 --> 00:01:08,358 What's the big deal with hockey, anyway? 26 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,194 Well, it's hard to explain, actually. 27 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:13,163 Taking a flip pass from the winger, shoulder deking the defenseman 28 00:01:13,165 --> 00:01:15,032 and then tossing it right over the ol' glove hand! 29 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,701 Oh, it just takes hold of you. Like a fever! 30 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,303 Did you play a lot of hockey in England there, Dad? 31 00:01:19,305 --> 00:01:21,372 - Never once. - Hey, Candace. 32 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,707 - Oh! Hi, Jeremy! - What a great ice rink! 33 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,042 Wouldn't it just be perfect for... 34 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:26,210 - ...figure skating! - Ice Hockey! 35 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:28,178 What? Oh, yeah, ice hockey! 36 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:30,180 I didn't know that you were a hockey fan, Candace. 37 00:01:30,182 --> 00:01:34,751 You betcha! Flippin' over wing passes and shoulder dorking the ol' jazz hands! 38 00:01:34,753 --> 00:01:38,155 - It's like some kind of disease! - Uh... yeah. 39 00:01:38,157 --> 00:01:40,858 Say, Jeremy, why don't you join us today at the exhibition game today? 40 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:44,328 - Sounds like fun. - Oh, yeah! It sounds like... 41 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:46,686 Oh, hey. I got a phone call. From a real person. Gotta go. 42 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:50,734 - Stacy, we have a Code Teal. - Locusts? Are you sure? 43 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,369 No, wait... I mean Code Periwinkle. 44 00:01:52,371 --> 00:01:54,738 Periwinkle. A hockey emergency? I'm on it! 45 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaking of Periwinkle, where is Perry? 46 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:06,149 Carl, I'm freezing. Did you call that repair guy yet? 47 00:02:06,151 --> 00:02:07,617 I left him a message, sir. 48 00:02:07,619 --> 00:02:09,553 I think he went to Aruba for winter break. 49 00:02:09,555 --> 00:02:12,624 Lucky dog. It's cold and... Oh, H.B. 50 00:02:12,659 --> 00:02:16,526 Didn't hear you come in. I have no idea what Doofenshmirtz is up to. 51 00:02:16,528 --> 00:02:19,896 It seems all of our computers froze. Isn't that right, Carl? 52 00:02:19,898 --> 00:02:21,998 Tech Support says everything is fine! 53 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,067 Well, I'm sure whatever Doof is up to, 54 00:02:24,069 --> 00:02:26,036 he's probably much warmer than we are. 55 00:02:26,038 --> 00:02:29,072 And that alone should be reason to stop him. 56 00:02:29,074 --> 00:02:31,074 Good luck, Agent P! 57 00:02:31,076 --> 00:02:33,377 Welcome hockey hounds to the hypothermic hypodrome 58 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:35,345 of Danville Mountain Top Winter Arena, 59 00:02:35,347 --> 00:02:37,981 where our own Danville Icetrays will cross sticks 60 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,484 with the combative Crosstown contenders! 61 00:02:40,486 --> 00:02:43,420 Reigning over the skating skirmish tonight as guest referee 62 00:02:43,422 --> 00:02:46,556 is hockey hall-of-famer, Luc Robitaille. 63 00:02:46,558 --> 00:02:49,292 Is anyone else cold? Why is it so cold in here? 64 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,062 We don't know, Luc Robitaille! 65 00:02:52,064 --> 00:02:55,165 Actually, I brought a blanket, so I'm okay! 66 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:57,934 - Here we are! - Oh, this is so exciting. 67 00:02:57,936 --> 00:03:01,238 - I've always wanted to be a hockey mom. - Excuse me for a second. 68 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,507 System check. Stacy, can you read me? 69 00:03:03,509 --> 00:03:05,623 I've got the hockey reference manuals, 70 00:03:05,624 --> 00:03:07,738 league website and official rules up and ready. 71 00:03:07,739 --> 00:03:10,380 Stacy, Mom said it's my turn to use the computer! 72 00:03:10,382 --> 00:03:11,927 Not now Ginger, I'm busy. 73 00:03:11,928 --> 00:03:15,018 Don't make me open that can of whipped cream on you. 74 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,087 Or however that goes. 75 00:03:17,089 --> 00:03:20,056 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Iglo on a Mountain Top... ♪ Eh? 76 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:27,164 Perry the Platypus! Come in. 77 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:30,300 How do you like my evil igloo hide-out up in the Danville Mountains? 78 00:03:30,302 --> 00:03:32,102 Would you like some hot cocoa? 79 00:03:32,104 --> 00:03:35,539 No? Then, how about a marshmallow? 80 00:03:35,541 --> 00:03:39,676 Hah! Trapped you again! 81 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,679 I think I've figured out why I haven't been able to take over the Tri-State Area. 82 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,481 I've been too much of a nice guy. 83 00:03:44,483 --> 00:03:47,384 Nice guys can't take over large metropolitan areas. 84 00:03:47,386 --> 00:03:49,653 Except for Roger, but we're not talking about Roger. 85 00:03:49,655 --> 00:03:53,523 I've gotta get mean. I've gotta get ugly and possibly hairy. 86 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:56,726 I've got to learn to be more like the Abominable Snowman. 87 00:03:56,728 --> 00:03:59,029 So I decided to build this. 88 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:02,098 Behold the Abominanebi... 89 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,600 The Aboniman... 90 00:04:03,602 --> 00:04:06,770 The A-BOM-IN-A-BLE-NATOR. 91 00:04:06,772 --> 00:04:08,505 See, I can only say it if I speak slowly. 92 00:04:08,507 --> 00:04:10,674 The Abominable-inator. 93 00:04:10,676 --> 00:04:12,609 Oh, look, if I... if I separate it, it works. 94 00:04:12,611 --> 00:04:15,712 The Abominable-inator! 95 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:19,349 It makes whatever it hits bigger and scarier and hairier. 96 00:04:19,351 --> 00:04:20,450 Anywho, behold. 97 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,105 Ok I know what you're thinking. Why this silly 98 00:04:25,106 --> 00:04:28,091 little stocking cap and scarf? The truth is, I, uh... 99 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,810 I had some yarn. 100 00:04:30,845 --> 00:04:33,472 On the blur of the bottom brings down the metaphorical curtain 101 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:36,099 on the scintillating second period of this titanic tussle 102 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,995 as the grim, gritty gladiatos vacate 103 00:04:37,996 --> 00:04:40,837 the frozen field of flaming fighting ... {*} 104 00:04:40,872 --> 00:04:43,440 to prepare for the third period of this Tulican turf toast towers, 105 00:04:43,442 --> 00:04:46,443 as the frosty defibulators mill the frozen peas of icy.. 106 00:04:46,445 --> 00:04:49,279 Oh, man. I'd better go lay down. 107 00:04:49,281 --> 00:04:51,866 So, when all members of the offending team clear the defensive 108 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:54,451 zone at the same time, the delayed offside call is negated. 109 00:04:54,453 --> 00:04:57,187 Wow. You really do know hockey. 110 00:04:57,189 --> 00:04:58,522 Are you kidding? 111 00:04:58,524 --> 00:05:01,324 Did you know, a referee makes most penalty calls... 112 00:05:01,326 --> 00:05:04,194 ...while the linesmen may call only obvious technical infractions... Go away! 113 00:05:04,196 --> 00:05:07,631 ...obvious technical infractions go away. 114 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:10,200 The player who committed the infraction is... no give me that. 115 00:05:10,202 --> 00:05:12,802 No, Ginger, I'm busy. I said give me that back. 116 00:05:12,804 --> 00:05:14,304 If you don't give that back to me right now... 117 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:16,039 Candace, gotta go. 118 00:05:18,476 --> 00:05:20,777 Now for your entertainment, what we've 119 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:23,079 all been waiting for, little kids on ice! 120 00:05:23,081 --> 00:05:25,215 This is so exciting. Oh! 121 00:05:25,217 --> 00:05:28,552 I forgot to charge the battery. Oh, no. I can't miss this photo op. 122 00:05:28,554 --> 00:05:30,220 Where is the gift shop? 123 00:05:30,222 --> 00:05:32,055 It's way over there, on the other side of the arena. 124 00:05:32,057 --> 00:05:33,523 I'll be right back. 125 00:05:33,525 --> 00:05:36,059 Behold, Perry the Platypus, as I make myself abominable. 126 00:05:41,198 --> 00:05:44,434 Ooh, it's all marshmallowy and hairy. 127 00:05:44,436 --> 00:05:46,269 Not completely unlike summer camp. 128 00:05:46,271 --> 00:05:48,405 Apparently, you gotta aim this thing a little better. 129 00:05:50,609 --> 00:05:54,077 Hmm. Something's not right in the hinterland. 130 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,147 Yikes! 131 00:06:04,088 --> 00:06:06,623 Okay, Ferb, looks like we're on. 132 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:15,516 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be transported to a world where 133 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:18,802 everything you know has changed into a global glacial dystopia. 134 00:06:18,804 --> 00:06:23,007 If you're looking for something fluffy, forget it, pal. Because this is 135 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:27,210 the future, where the only things left are hard, cold, and in most cases, pointy. 136 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:30,431 It's a world where the only way to survive is to play hockey when the things are 137 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:33,650 breaking around you. It's a world of skillful skating and incredible ice ramps, 138 00:06:33,652 --> 00:06:37,120 puck-pushing prowess and savage snow gladiators. 139 00:06:37,122 --> 00:06:40,557 Oh, this is so bustable! Mom, Da... Where's Mom? 140 00:06:40,559 --> 00:06:43,326 She went to the gift shop to buy a disposable camera. 141 00:06:43,328 --> 00:06:45,161 What the heck is that? 142 00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:48,565 It's a camera that you send away to get the film part developed, 143 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:52,548 and then you take the non-film, camera-only part and you throw it away. 144 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:55,523 - But where the heck is the film? - Would you please just look in the back? 145 00:06:55,558 --> 00:06:58,384 This is the harsh hybrid hockey 146 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:01,211 of your dark dystopian destiny. Hockey Z9. 147 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,313 Thanks, Dink! Gotta get on the ice! 148 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,485 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 149 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,157 ♪ Don't turn away, I'm talking to you, sir ♪ 150 00:07:14,159 --> 00:07:17,260 ♪ About the post-apocalyc sport of the future ♪ 151 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:18,695 ♪ You'll be skating amok ♪ 152 00:07:18,697 --> 00:07:20,897 ♪ With curled sticks and a puck ♪ 153 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,766 ♪ Put your doctor on speed dial ♪ 154 00:07:22,768 --> 00:07:24,434 ♪ 'Cause you're gonna need sutures ♪ 155 00:07:24,436 --> 00:07:26,336 ♪ Make sure the pad's in place ♪ 156 00:07:26,338 --> 00:07:28,238 ♪ Curling snow is for sweeping ♪ 157 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,296 ♪ Hockey Z9 ♪ ♪ Hockey Z9 ♪ 158 00:07:31,331 --> 00:07:35,278 ♪ It's as far as you can, alphabetically speaking ♪ 159 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,381 ♪ It's a game with a brand new name ♪ 160 00:07:38,383 --> 00:07:39,716 ♪ It's Z9 ♪ 161 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,852 ♪ Hockey Z9 ♪ 162 00:07:44,822 --> 00:07:46,756 ♪ Hockey Z9 ♪ 163 00:07:48,325 --> 00:07:50,760 ♪ Hockey Z9 ♪ 164 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,363 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 165 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:59,436 ♪ Hockey Z9 ♪ 166 00:08:08,512 --> 00:08:10,680 Oh, my feet! Now it's working. 167 00:08:14,251 --> 00:08:17,620 Hey, not bad. A little hairy, but not bad. 168 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,867 Now, to deal with you. Gotcha! 169 00:08:19,902 --> 00:08:22,826 Hey, where'd you go? Oh, there you are. 170 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:27,363 Yes? Ow! Oh, you stupid thing... 171 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:32,368 - Excuse me, I gotta get thru here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not allowed out there. 172 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:35,438 But I gotta go get my mom. This is the shortcut to the gift shop. 173 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,700 I'm sorry, you can't go out there. 174 00:08:36,701 --> 00:08:39,976 - That's for players only. - Players, huh? 175 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,512 You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you? 176 00:08:42,514 --> 00:08:45,348 - Is that a problem? - No. As long as we're clear on the concept. 177 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:50,286 Hey, look at that. There was one in our Disposable Stuff From the '80s box. 178 00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:53,990 - Thanks, David. - Let me know if you need more things to throw away! 179 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,025 Now, where the heck... Hey, how'd you get over there? 180 00:08:56,027 --> 00:08:57,994 Don't do that! Oh, man! 181 00:09:05,302 --> 00:09:06,770 Okay, now you're just showing off. 182 00:09:09,306 --> 00:09:12,642 What? Is there something I should... 183 00:09:12,644 --> 00:09:15,678 I fail to see how this could get any worse. 184 00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:19,948 Curse you, Perry the Platypus... 185 00:09:23,454 --> 00:09:27,969 What the... I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen. Mr. Stevens! 186 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:33,563 Mr. Stevens, I'm having trouble with the equipment! 187 00:09:33,565 --> 00:09:35,999 Sorry, excuse me. Yes, you are number one. 188 00:09:36,001 --> 00:09:39,502 Excuse me. Sorry, pardon me. All right, now I gotta... Excuse me! 189 00:09:39,504 --> 00:09:42,505 Oh, check it out, a monster ice polishing machine! 190 00:09:42,507 --> 00:09:44,541 Okay, everyone, looks like we're done. Let's get out of here. 191 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:55,819 Oh, my gosh. That is the cutest thing I've ever seen. 192 00:09:55,821 --> 00:09:57,620 Everyone say "Canadian Bacon." 193 00:09:57,622 --> 00:09:58,826 - Ham! - Ham! 194 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:04,027 Great job, kids. That was the weirdest game of hockey I've ever seen. 195 00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:05,528 Thanks, Mr. Robitaille! 196 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:07,163 Okay, I'm all set to sneak across the ice. 197 00:10:07,165 --> 00:10:10,500 - Go ahead. Hockey Z9 is over. - What? No! 198 00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:12,802 Mom, they had giant dangerous... with a... 199 00:10:12,804 --> 00:10:16,873 It's not fair! It's so not fair! 200 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:20,076 - Unsportsmanlike behavior! - Fine. 201 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,945 Wow, Candace. I had a really good time. 202 00:10:21,947 --> 00:10:23,787 You wanna get something to eat? 203 00:10:23,788 --> 00:10:26,549 Oh, that sounds like fun. But give me 2 minutes. 204 00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:28,017 Oh, there you are, Perry. 205 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,119 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~