1 00:00:02,705 --> 00:00:05,105 "Great Balls of Water" 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:08,775 * There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation * 3 00:00:08,777 --> 00:00:11,244 * and school comes along just to end it * 4 00:00:11,246 --> 00:00:14,581 * So the annual problem for our generation * 5 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:17,283 * is finding a good way to spend it * 6 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:18,918 * Like maybe * 7 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,221 * Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy * 8 00:00:21,223 --> 00:00:23,723 * or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 9 00:00:23,725 --> 00:00:26,092 * Discovering something that doesn't exist * 10 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,064 Hey! 11 00:00:27,113 --> 00:00:29,229 * Or giving a monkey a shower * 12 00:00:29,817 --> 00:00:31,051 * Surfing tidal waves * 13 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:33,233 * Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain * 14 00:00:33,235 --> 00:00:34,734 It's over here! 15 00:00:34,736 --> 00:00:37,103 * Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent * 16 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:39,270 * Or driving our sister insane * 17 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:40,273 Phineas! 18 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:42,542 * As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do * 19 00:00:42,544 --> 00:00:44,210 * before school starts this fall * 20 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,511 Come on, Perry! 21 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:50,583 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 22 00:00:50,585 --> 00:00:56,022 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 23 00:00:56,024 --> 00:00:59,893 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 24 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:03,357 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 25 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:09,069 I think this might be the hottest day on record. 26 00:01:09,071 --> 00:01:12,415 Wait... Yep. 27 00:01:12,450 --> 00:01:15,708 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Baljeet. How was physics camp? 28 00:01:15,710 --> 00:01:18,078 Positively remedial. How much more basic can you get 29 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,080 than the surface tension of water droplets? 30 00:01:20,082 --> 00:01:22,082 Surfer tension? What's that? 31 00:01:22,084 --> 00:01:24,651 "Surface" tension is the property which allows 32 00:01:24,653 --> 00:01:28,339 molecules of water on its surface to form a sort of stretchy skin 33 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:32,025 which allows it to retain its shape and durability at a small size. 34 00:01:32,027 --> 00:01:35,095 Cool! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today. 35 00:01:35,097 --> 00:01:36,763 Not me. 36 00:01:36,765 --> 00:01:38,031 Really? What are you doing today? 37 00:01:38,033 --> 00:01:40,900 With the hurly-burly of my busy social calendar 38 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:44,003 I often forget to have quality time with my pet goldfish, Biff. 39 00:01:44,005 --> 00:01:48,708 - So I shall smell you later. - Wow. 40 00:01:48,710 --> 00:01:51,144 "Smell you later" sounds a lot more formal when you bow. 41 00:01:51,146 --> 00:01:53,780 Well, Ferb, I know what the rest of us are gonna do today. 42 00:01:53,782 --> 00:01:55,648 Speaking of pets, where's Perry? 43 00:01:59,916 --> 00:02:03,204 Sorry I can't be there, Agent P, but I'm stuck on jury duty. 44 00:02:03,239 --> 00:02:06,960 You'll be getting your mission today from Director Diphthong from Accounting. Good luck. 45 00:02:06,962 --> 00:02:08,995 Uh, no, no. 46 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:11,364 No, Your Honor, I'm not speaking on a mobile device. 47 00:02:11,366 --> 00:02:18,138 I'm, I'm talking to a wart on my hand. Go away, wart! Go away! 48 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:21,174 Hello, Agent P. It's me, Director Diphthong from Accounting. 49 00:02:21,176 --> 00:02:23,193 Doctor Doofenshmirtz has been buying 50 00:02:23,194 --> 00:02:25,211 an exorbitant amount of negative ion generators 51 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:30,963 and negative power cable and I'm positive that it can't be good. Yeah. 52 00:02:30,998 --> 00:02:34,154 Uh, so go find out what Doofenshmirtz is up to, and put a stop to it. 53 00:02:34,156 --> 00:02:38,532 - Descending Diphthong! - What are you doing? 54 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:41,060 It's my signature sign-off. What do you think? 55 00:02:41,062 --> 00:02:45,064 - Descending Diphthong! - I'd stick with accounting. 56 00:02:45,066 --> 00:02:47,066 Can you believe how hot it is today, Jeremy? 57 00:02:47,068 --> 00:02:49,102 Even my dollies are sweating! 58 00:02:49,104 --> 00:02:51,255 Not that I play with dolls, I just happen to have 59 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:53,406 a couple on my shelf next to my unicorn. 60 00:02:53,408 --> 00:02:55,742 Cool. So what do you want to do today? 61 00:02:55,744 --> 00:02:58,044 I don't know. I thought maybe we could head to the mall. 62 00:02:58,046 --> 00:03:00,058 I suppose we could go to the mall again. 63 00:03:00,093 --> 00:03:01,447 The mall again... The mall again... 64 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,249 Really? The mall again? 65 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,785 Wow, you are so predictable. So ordinary! 66 00:03:05,787 --> 00:03:09,455 Predictable? Ordinary? I mean, come on, I play 20 instruments! 67 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:13,026 Yeah, that all start with the letter B, as in boring. 68 00:03:13,028 --> 00:03:15,094 * Tra-la-la-la... * 69 00:03:15,096 --> 00:03:17,163 - Who's that? - Just pretend she's not there. 70 00:03:17,165 --> 00:03:19,232 - That's what I do. - Candace? 71 00:03:19,234 --> 00:03:21,334 Candace! Are you there? 72 00:03:21,336 --> 00:03:24,188 Uh, yeah. Yeah, sorry. Forget the mall. I'm gonna think of 73 00:03:24,189 --> 00:03:27,040 something else to do that's really cool and totally different. 74 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:29,175 'Cause, you know, I got to be my unpredictable self. 75 00:03:29,177 --> 00:03:31,211 So Candace is out. Peace! 76 00:03:31,213 --> 00:03:34,881 Uh, you know what? That's so overused. Candace is out. 77 00:03:34,883 --> 00:03:37,116 * Tra-la-la-la-la! * 78 00:03:37,118 --> 00:03:39,185 Candace, I'm on my way to... 79 00:03:39,187 --> 00:03:41,754 You know, this feels awfully familiar. I tell you I'm going out, 80 00:03:41,756 --> 00:03:43,990 later you'll tell me Phineas and Ferb are up to something, 81 00:03:43,992 --> 00:03:47,227 but there's nothing there to see, so we all have pie. Just another ordinary day. 82 00:03:47,229 --> 00:03:51,998 Ordinary? Do I ordinarily do this? 83 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,067 * Tra-la-la-la-la * 84 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,135 * Tra-la-la-la-la! * 85 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:58,338 Like I said, just another ordinary day. 86 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:02,375 Chorus: # Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! # 87 00:04:02,377 --> 00:04:05,945 Oh, man, why did I save all the manual labor on my newest Inator 88 00:04:05,947 --> 00:04:09,032 for the hottest day of the year? I might as well be 89 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:12,118 doing hot yoga up in this piece! Can I get a "what, what"? 90 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,855 Norm, where's my "what, what"? 91 00:04:15,857 --> 00:04:18,958 I'm sorry, sir. People do not say that anymore. 92 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,194 How do you stay so current? 93 00:04:21,196 --> 00:04:24,030 Ah, Perry the Platypus! Won't you have a seat? 94 00:04:24,032 --> 00:04:26,833 That is not not how you sit on a chair. 95 00:04:26,835 --> 00:04:29,535 Which means it is! Because I used a double negative. 96 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:33,373 Sure, it's grammatically incorrect, but it is the core of my newest creation, 97 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:36,542 the Double-Negative-inator! 98 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:39,813 It takes any negative statement and turns it into a double 99 00:04:39,814 --> 00:04:43,082 negative, which... which in turn makes it positive. I... 100 00:04:43,084 --> 00:04:47,566 Anyway, I was dreaming about cold weather, because it's been so hot lately, 101 00:04:47,601 --> 00:04:50,256 and I remembered how much I love the Minty Wink Egg Nog 102 00:04:50,258 --> 00:04:53,826 they make at Beverly's Lunch downtown. So I went out to get one. 103 00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:56,095 But then Beverly told me I couldn't have it, 104 00:04:56,097 --> 00:04:58,164 because they only make it in the winter. 105 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:00,366 No matter how I begged and pleaded, she stood firm. 106 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:04,003 No Minty Wink Egg Nog because it's not winter. 107 00:05:04,005 --> 00:05:05,805 Anyway, once I recovered from the shock, 108 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:09,109 I did what I always do, solve a simple problem 109 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:12,412 by inventing a complicated and menacing machine. 110 00:05:12,414 --> 00:05:15,415 All I have to do is blast Beverly with this and... 111 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:19,452 she'll be like, "Oh, I guess you can have it because it's not not winter." 112 00:05:19,454 --> 00:05:23,523 And suddenly, I'm drinking Minty Wink Egg Nog, baby! 113 00:05:23,525 --> 00:05:27,360 Perhaps then I can make myself not not ruler of the Tri-State Area! 114 00:05:27,362 --> 00:05:30,096 Huh? Huh? You didn't see that coming, did you? 115 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:33,166 Oh, don't be cranky, Perry the Platypus. 116 00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:35,401 You can have a Minty Wink Egg Nog, too. 117 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:38,459 Nice work, guys. We'll have no trouble beating the heat 118 00:05:38,494 --> 00:05:40,429 with the world's largest drop of water! 119 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:44,300 Yes, by my calculations, we have effectively strengthened the hydrogen bonds 120 00:05:44,335 --> 00:05:48,448 between water molecules so that the surface tension is virtually unbreakable! 121 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:51,584 In your face, physics camp! Booyah! 122 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:54,987 Come on, gang, let's surf the surface tension! 123 00:05:54,989 --> 00:05:58,007 - Cowabunga! - Totally awesome! 124 00:06:01,329 --> 00:06:04,364 Okay, today's the big day of the Danville Fish Show. 125 00:06:04,366 --> 00:06:05,698 Are you nervous? 126 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,601 Don't worry about it. It's normal. 127 00:06:08,603 --> 00:06:10,570 Just remember, today is your day to shine. 128 00:06:10,572 --> 00:06:13,234 - So are we gonna be scared? - No, Bufy. 129 00:06:13,269 --> 00:06:15,643 - Are we gonna be tough? - Yes, Bufy. 130 00:06:15,678 --> 00:06:16,937 So let's see what you got. 131 00:06:16,972 --> 00:06:18,578 Just like we practiced, jump through the hoop. 132 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:22,081 You can do it, buddy. Jump through the hoop. 133 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,383 Victory! 134 00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:25,418 What am I gonna do, Stace? 135 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:27,286 Jeremy wants to spend time with me 136 00:06:27,288 --> 00:06:29,322 but the best thing I could come up with is the mall. 137 00:06:29,324 --> 00:06:30,923 That's how boring I am. 138 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:34,165 Well, there's a lot more interesting things to do. At least my Mom says. 139 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:38,598 The café, movie theater... it just all seems so, so ordinary. 140 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,334 I've just gotta find something cool to do to get me out of my rut. 141 00:06:41,336 --> 00:06:44,537 - You want to come along? - No, I'm sticking to the mall. It's air conditioned. 142 00:06:44,539 --> 00:06:49,142 Candace: # I want to be extraordinary # 143 00:06:49,144 --> 00:06:53,012 * Not just extra ordinary * 144 00:06:53,014 --> 00:06:57,116 * It seems like everywhere I see * 145 00:06:57,118 --> 00:07:01,220 * People far more interesting than me * 146 00:07:01,222 --> 00:07:05,158 * I know that change is kind of scary * 147 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,694 * But, baby, I should try to vary * 148 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:12,932 * Some minor detail, a small degree * 149 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:17,830 * A slightly different version of me * 150 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,506 * I could learn to cook vegetarian * 151 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,074 * or take a fashion workshop * 152 00:07:22,076 --> 00:07:24,677 * Meditate, calculate, learn to knit a tank-top * 153 00:07:24,679 --> 00:07:27,480 * Yoga, hula, clogging, jogging, walking on a tightrope * 154 00:07:27,482 --> 00:07:30,183 * Take a correspondence course and learn to make my own soap * 155 00:07:30,185 --> 00:07:33,119 * Jumping on a pogo-stick, standing in a wheat field * 156 00:07:33,121 --> 00:07:35,988 * Going on a snipe hunt, got to keep my eyes peeled * 157 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:38,157 * Take a little time to really decorate my door * 158 00:07:38,159 --> 00:07:41,294 * And change my hair to black and then I'll dye it back to orange * 159 00:07:41,296 --> 00:07:44,163 * Underwater taxidermy, shopping for a suitcase * 160 00:07:44,165 --> 00:07:46,999 * Peeling tangerines while placing second in a sack race * 161 00:07:47,001 --> 00:07:49,602 * Lion taming, online gaming, trying to win a prize fight * 162 00:07:49,604 --> 00:07:52,438 * Appearing on a talk show dressed up like a water sprite * 163 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,542 * Yeah, I'm gonna be extraordinary * 164 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:59,245 * I'm gonna stand out from the crowd * 165 00:07:59,247 --> 00:08:02,148 * and shout out loud, you'll see * 166 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:05,184 * I'll be a brand new me! * 167 00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:07,987 On your marks, get set... 168 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,360 Spherical laps. How cool is that? 169 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:21,000 Awesome! The momentum from the swimming action is causing us to roll. 170 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:23,536 Looks like we're taking this pool party on the road! 171 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:27,107 Hey, you know what? We can totally steer this 172 00:08:27,108 --> 00:08:29,542 thing if we paddle opposite the direction we want to go. 173 00:08:29,544 --> 00:08:33,919 - Seems counter-intuitive, but okay! - Full speed ahead, Ferb! 174 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:36,749 Bumpy Street, dead ahead! 175 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,488 And hang a right onto Zigzag Street! 176 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:47,460 Whoa! Loop-de-loop Street! 177 00:08:50,098 --> 00:08:52,398 At least it's rent-controlled! 178 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,534 I'm okay. Happens all the time! 179 00:08:54,536 --> 00:08:58,571 Okay, a few more tweaks and I'm ready to double-down on some negatives. 180 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:01,240 Wow, I... 181 00:09:01,242 --> 00:09:04,377 Now that double negative did not make a positive. Ow! 182 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:06,312 Oh, you're gonna get it now. 183 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:13,185 Oh, no, no, no! Oh, now it's stuck in random fire mode. 184 00:09:13,187 --> 00:09:15,221 I don't know why I put that mode on there. 185 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,789 - Not it! - Not it! 186 00:09:16,791 --> 00:09:18,965 - Not it! - Not not it! 187 00:09:18,966 --> 00:09:19,692 Get him! 188 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,945 We the members of the jury find the defendant... 189 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:27,266 not not guilty. So I guess we find him guilty. 190 00:09:27,268 --> 00:09:28,734 Funny, I could've sworn he was innocent. 191 00:09:31,573 --> 00:09:35,541 Hey! Can't you see the detour? This is not a through street! 192 00:09:35,543 --> 00:09:38,311 Like I said, it's not not a through street! 193 00:09:38,313 --> 00:09:39,854 - Go ahead. - All right! 194 00:09:41,149 --> 00:09:43,549 This isn't extraordinary. It's just embarrassing! 195 00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:45,131 Hey, Candace! 196 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,155 - Phineas and Ferb! - Thanks, Bobbi. I'll see you next week. 197 00:09:49,157 --> 00:09:52,091 Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! 198 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:54,078 Candace, what on Earth is on your head? 199 00:09:54,079 --> 00:09:56,064 Never mind that! Phineas and Ferb are rolling 200 00:09:56,099 --> 00:09:58,097 through town on a giant ball of water! Come on! 201 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,818 What about your fruit hat? 202 00:09:59,819 --> 00:10:02,390 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our next contestants, 203 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:07,394 Rodney Von Rodenstein and his pet piranha, Fluffy, with their hoop trick! 204 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,277 Ta-da! 205 00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:13,713 What a terrific new twist to a tired old trick! 206 00:10:13,715 --> 00:10:16,315 Let's see what the judges have to say. 207 00:10:16,317 --> 00:10:19,118 Wow! That puts Rodney and Fluffy in the lead 208 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,786 and almost impossible to beat! 209 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,155 Next up are Buford and his pet goldfish, Biff, 210 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:25,257 doing their version of the hoop jump trick. 211 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:26,792 Good luck topping that one, guys. 212 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,860 Okay, Biffy, we're up. Jump through the... 213 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,802 Oh, no! Public art! Right ahead! 214 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,305 It must be part of the Public Art Relocation Program! 215 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,345 Yeah! 216 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,152 You did it, Biff! We're number one! 217 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:54,654 - Congrats, guys! - Thanks. 218 00:10:54,656 --> 00:10:56,822 I'm gonna put Biff's prize money in a scholarship fund 219 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,291 for that fancy fish school in the Maldives. 220 00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:02,294 - Wait until you see this giant ball of water! - Hi, guys! 221 00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:04,530 Come on in, the water's great! 222 00:11:04,532 --> 00:11:07,266 You're right, Candace, there is a giant ball of water. 223 00:11:07,268 --> 00:11:09,301 Though most people prefer to call it a lake. 224 00:11:09,303 --> 00:11:12,590 Wow! A party on the lake? I never would've thought of that! 225 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:15,454 You come up with the best ideas. We can go to the mall tomorrow. 226 00:11:15,489 --> 00:11:18,825 - You really want to go to the mall again? - We're teenagers. It's what we do. 227 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,605 Ha! You mi... Ow! 228 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,717 Well, that was refreshing. 229 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,890 Oh, that was not not the self-destruct button. 230 00:11:30,892 --> 00:11:34,226 Well, oh, man, once again, the place is trashed, 231 00:11:34,228 --> 00:11:37,463 you just take off, leaving me here to clean it all up. 232 00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:39,298 Does it ever occur to you, Perry the Platypus, 233 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:43,235 how much of a mess is left after one of our little tete-a-tetes? 234 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,962 I bet it never even occurred to you 235 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,206 that I keep talking to you for a while after you're gone! 236 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,542 I mean, it's probably a sad commentary on my life 237 00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:53,379 that I'm wearing an apron and talking to a platypus that's no longer... 238 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:55,548 How long have you been standing there, Vanessa? 239 00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,283 Long enough, Dad. 240 00:11:57,705 --> 00:12:00,115 "Where's Pinky?" 241 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,522 So, we all need to be prepared. 242 00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:06,592 You want to find a safe place and establish a defensive perimeter. 243 00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:10,429 - Like in the basement? - No! You never go in the basement! 244 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,032 What is going on here? 245 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:14,700 It's just our bi-monthly Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness lecture. 246 00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:18,053 Yeah. You're welcome to join us. You might learn something. 247 00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:20,840 Please, Phineas. There's nothing about zombies that I don't know. 248 00:12:20,842 --> 00:12:23,221 Did you know there's one standing behind you? 249 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,747 - Very funny. - Ha! Good one, bro. 250 00:12:27,749 --> 00:12:30,950 - Phineas, Pinky's missing. - Oh, that's too bad, Isabella. 251 00:12:30,952 --> 00:12:33,486 Chihuahuas. That's the first thing zombies go for. 252 00:12:33,488 --> 00:12:36,756 - Uh, we've moved past zombies, Buford. - He's been gone all morning! 253 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:39,492 He didn't even touch his breakfast burrito! What am I going to do? 254 00:12:39,494 --> 00:12:42,163 - We could put up posters. - We could do nothing. 255 00:12:42,198 --> 00:12:43,896 We could make a portable positronic canine detector 256 00:12:43,898 --> 00:12:46,632 using the olfactory receptors that Ferb and I were gonna use 257 00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:49,034 for our milligram-scale purification study. 258 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,403 - Let's do that one. - You kids have fun. 259 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,428 Really, I wish I could stay and bust you, 260 00:12:53,463 --> 00:12:54,774 but I have a lunch date with Jeremy down at City Hall. 261 00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:58,577 - City Hall serves lunch? - I thought they only served subpoenas. 262 00:12:58,579 --> 00:13:02,340 Oh, come on! What's a guy got to do to get a rimshot around here? 263 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:05,351 For your information, I'm going down to City Hall 264 00:13:05,353 --> 00:13:07,753 because Jeremy's working in the Slushy Dawg concession stand 265 00:13:07,755 --> 00:13:11,290 at the food court there and we're gonna have lunch... together. 266 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,893 But don't worry, Isabella, I am sure Pinky will turn up. 267 00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:16,962 Perry always does. Speaking of which, where is Perry? 268 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,261 - And where's Pinky? - And where's that breakfast burrito? 269 00:13:21,616 --> 00:13:22,935 Ha! There's my guy! 270 00:13:22,937 --> 00:13:25,838 Ah, Agent P. I believe you know Agent Pinky. 271 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,808 Agent Pinky informs us that Doof intends to steal the deed 272 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:31,744 to the Tri-State Area from the City Hall archives. 273 00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:34,446 It seems he's discovered that whoever has the deed 274 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,582 automatically becomes the ruler. 275 00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,851 It's an old law from a simpler time. 276 00:13:38,853 --> 00:13:41,654 You'll find that Agent Pinky is quite an asset, Agent P. 277 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:45,433 He's good with computers, covert ops, and quite frankly, he needs the hours. 278 00:13:45,468 --> 00:13:47,827 So get out there and stop Doofenshmirtz! 279 00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:50,796 Good luck, Agents P and, uh, P. 280 00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:54,366 I guess you're just two peas in a pod. 281 00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:56,019 Carl, where's my rimshot? 282 00:13:56,020 --> 00:14:00,272 - It's right in front of you. - How did you do that? 283 00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:03,843 Now I am here, but the best way to the food court is... 284 00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:06,912 - Is by taking the mandatory City Hall tour! - But... 285 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:10,015 Wouldn't want a bunch of uninformed people wandering around City Hall. 286 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,670 - But... - You can't fight it. 287 00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:12,785 I've been on this tour since this morning 288 00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:14,753 and I've been caught trying to escape twice! 289 00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:16,755 No talking back there! 290 00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,925 Now follow me to a world of bureaucratic action and adventure! 291 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,072 Perry the Platypus? No way! 292 00:14:33,074 --> 00:14:35,774 What a coincidence! Excuse me. 293 00:14:35,776 --> 00:14:37,810 If you and your mullet will take one step to the... 294 00:14:37,812 --> 00:14:39,445 Thank you. 295 00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:42,748 Oh, look, you brought your little dog, too! How cute. 296 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:45,718 Oh, FYI, I don't think they allow dogs in here, 297 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,686 so, you know, watch out for that. 298 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:50,389 Anyway, I bet you're wondering why I'm in City Hall, right? 299 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:54,460 Well, I plan to go down into the secret City Hall vault and steal the... 300 00:14:54,462 --> 00:14:57,502 Oh, you, you knew that, right? Right, right... of course. 301 00:14:57,537 --> 00:14:59,131 'Cause that's probably why you're here, to stop me, right? 302 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,834 What you probably don't know is how 303 00:15:01,836 --> 00:15:03,969 I will get into the vault without being noticed. 304 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:07,640 Behold! My Blend-into-the-Background-inator. 305 00:15:07,642 --> 00:15:11,177 I will be able to search out and steal the hidden deed because, like 306 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,713 they say, it's easier to find a hidden object when you're hidden as well. 307 00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:17,816 What? That's a thing. They say that. 308 00:15:17,818 --> 00:15:21,120 Anyway, I place the Inator on my head, like so, 309 00:15:21,122 --> 00:15:24,123 I press this button and I, I'm here, and I'm blended in. 310 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,659 I'm here, I'm gone, I'm here, I'm go... 311 00:15:26,661 --> 00:15:28,527 Oh, my head! 312 00:15:28,529 --> 00:15:31,933 I hope there's no long term damage from this, but, ugh... 313 00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:35,100 Anyway, I'll bet you think I forgot to trap you. Well, surprise! 314 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:39,748 You're already trapped! By bureaucracy! 315 00:15:39,783 --> 00:15:42,174 You see, you don't have a number, Perry the Platypus. 316 00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:45,678 So by the time you and your little dog get into the archives, 317 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:50,549 I will already be ruler of the Tri-State Area! 318 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,461 I'm sorry, you cannot go in there without a number, sir. 319 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:05,064 Oh, please don't tell me you brought your dog. 320 00:16:05,066 --> 00:16:08,233 Behold! The Dog Sensomatic Helmet! 321 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,837 It will amplify Buford's senses to those of a dog! 322 00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:13,672 Okay, Buford, uh, what do you smell now? 323 00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:15,040 I think I can smell the future. 324 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,509 - It's working! - Do you smell Pinky yet? 325 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,181 I smell... I smell bacon! 326 00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:24,682 - No, Buford, wait! - Uh-oh! 327 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:25,818 Now this is a very old painting 328 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,554 depicting John P. Tri-State and Otto H. Adjacent... 329 00:16:28,556 --> 00:16:30,723 Excuse me, I just need to get to the food court. 330 00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:33,945 Please hold all your questions till the end, those are the rules. 331 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,559 And also, please refrain from gum chewing, 332 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,139 and there are no pets allowed on the tour. 333 00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:38,797 Also, there are no cutsies, or halfsies for funsies. 334 00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:41,767 And absolutely no crossing the stanchions, please! 335 00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:43,936 No cruzar la cuerda, por favor! 336 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,905 To the basement! 337 00:16:50,641 --> 00:16:52,711 Quit it! Fresh! 338 00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:54,780 All right, let's see... "Garage, basement, 339 00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:57,616 "catacombs, pessimistic humanoid underground dwellings..." 340 00:16:57,618 --> 00:17:00,886 Ah! Here it is! "Gift Shop and Secret Vault!" 341 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,858 - Who's a good boy? - It's me, right? 342 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,593 - Who's a good boy? You mean me, right? - You're a good boy! 343 00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,161 - Yes, you are! Yes, you are! - Isabella? 344 00:17:09,163 --> 00:17:10,929 How does this help us with Pinky? 345 00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:13,560 Easy. I've been rubbing his belly with Pinky's squeak toy. 346 00:17:13,595 --> 00:17:14,475 Now he's got the scent! 347 00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:15,868 He's this way! I can smell it! 348 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:18,506 - Good boy! - Yeah, I'm a good boy, right? 349 00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:19,616 - Yes, you are! - Huh? 350 00:17:19,651 --> 00:17:21,299 Oh, that had better not be the mailman. 351 00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,399 No, Buford, you're supposed to be finding Pinky! 352 00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:28,547 What kind of elevator falls at the speed of gravity? 353 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,115 Why did they even put an elevator there? 354 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,151 I could just jump down the shaft or... 355 00:17:32,153 --> 00:17:34,686 The deed! Well, I guess it's not... 356 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,989 not all that hidden then, is it? 357 00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:39,591 Or maybe it's just easier to find 'cause I'm hidden! 358 00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,760 Yes! I knew that was a real saying! 359 00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:43,028 Come to papa! 360 00:17:44,632 --> 00:17:47,132 Perry the Platypus? Oh, and your pet dog? 361 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:50,135 How did you escape the clutches of bureaucracy? 362 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,870 Oh, you took a number. 363 00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:55,101 I guess the line wasn't as long as I thought. But you're too late" 364 00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:58,110 Once I get outside, I will own the Tri-State Area! 365 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,679 Wait! Which one is it? 366 00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:03,182 Oh, great! Now I'm confused! 367 00:18:03,184 --> 00:18:05,851 And over here are the spontaneous musical number dioramas. 368 00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:08,162 - The huh? - Ooh, Danville is known 369 00:18:08,197 --> 00:18:10,587 for its spontaneous musical numbers. For instance... 370 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,909 * A lot of people know that the Tri-State Area * 371 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:15,060 * used to be the Bi-State Area with an adjacent area over there * 372 00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:16,728 * What people don't know is that originally * 373 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:20,090 * it was three distinct Single-State areas, * * but people don't care * 374 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,934 * The founders of the area were independent thinkers * 375 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:24,336 * Completely unaffected by bureaucratic hurdles * 376 00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:26,805 * And that's why the Capital building was moved here from Sri Lanka * 377 00:18:26,807 --> 00:18:29,641 * on the backs of seven giant sea turtles * 378 00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:31,710 * It's the history of an area, the Tri-State area * 379 00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:33,946 * Formed mostly from adobe and seaweed * 380 00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:36,715 * If you've heard it different elsewhere * * That's historical hysteria * 381 00:18:36,717 --> 00:18:38,750 * So, stop believing everything you read * 382 00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:41,153 * Over here's a diorama of the first Diorama * 383 00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:43,655 * Of Vincent Diorama who lived right here * 384 00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:45,891 * When I say right here, I mean, in this very room * 385 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:48,660 * Till we moved him to a studio apartment last year * 386 00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:50,996 * It's the history of an area, the Tri-State area * 387 00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:53,132 * Don't mean to cause a ruckus or a fuss * 388 00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:55,767 * It's the purpose of the onion and the Danville Cafeteria * 389 00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,970 * And home of Big Foot's hairless cousin Uzz * 390 00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:00,706 * It's the history of an area, the Tri-State area * 391 00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,708 * Where planet Venus holds an office space * 392 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:05,911 * Try to think of someplace better * * Well, I double-dog dare ya * 393 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,746 * But if you can't, then get out of my face * 394 00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:11,316 * It's the history of the Tri-State Area * 395 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,924 CHORUS: # History of the Tri-State area, area # 396 00:19:15,356 --> 00:19:19,541 And now step this way for the history of the history of accounting. 397 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,732 Okay, let's see. The Declaration of Independence, 398 00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:29,768 the Magna Carta, the deed to the Tri-State... 399 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,772 I mean, the Mayflower Compact. 400 00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:36,808 Ha-ha! Goodbye, Perry the Platypus! 401 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,615 Oh! Oh! In here! Follow Buford! 402 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,526 - Hey, you guys, he went in here. - I think Buford found him. 403 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:51,171 Really? A doggie door in a municipal building that does not allow dogs? 404 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,895 Wha... uh, who did that? 405 00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,376 This way, everyone! 406 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,373 Let's see, how do you get out of here now? 407 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,273 Hey! 408 00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:13,312 Huh? Another dog! This way! 409 00:20:13,314 --> 00:20:14,880 Oh, I hope it's Pinky. 410 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,018 Right here! 411 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,753 Right here and... what? 412 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:23,989 He should be right here. Aw, man! 413 00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:27,192 I don't get it. Uh, maybe the helmet needs to be fine-tuned. 414 00:20:27,194 --> 00:20:30,896 Yeah. You guys do that. I'm gonna go get a Slushy Dawg. 415 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:35,133 ...R-I-D-E, colon. Password? 416 00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:37,069 Oh, good, I'm really good at passwords. 417 00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:40,505 Okay, let's see. Uh, how about, uh, "reindeer flotilla"? 418 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,775 Ah! And send. Ha-ha! Yes! 419 00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:47,846 Now, I'll just take this deed outside and I'll be the ruler of the... 420 00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:50,949 Perry the Platypus? And your little dog, too? 421 00:20:50,951 --> 00:20:53,085 You're both persistent, I'll give you that. 422 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:55,938 But the security system is offline and there's 423 00:20:55,939 --> 00:20:58,790 nothing you or your little dog friend can do about it. 424 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,760 You know, unless one of you happens to be really good with computers. 425 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:04,529 Monogram's voice: Agent Pinky is good with computers. 426 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:07,972 Good with computers... Good with computers... 427 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:15,874 Wow! That guy is really good with computers! 428 00:21:15,876 --> 00:21:19,077 Now, who's ready to see the whole tour again? 429 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,113 Run! 430 00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:23,243 Actually, the song part was nice. 431 00:21:23,278 --> 00:21:25,884 Oh, you like the song, do ya? Well... 432 00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:29,888 - Hey! Hold it! Is that a dog? - Hey, it's Pinky! 433 00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:33,358 I'm sorry, no dogs allowed. This tour is officially over. 434 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,827 Candace! Candace, you found him! Thank you! 435 00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:37,562 You said he'd turn up and he did! 436 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:40,532 - Oh, there you are, Perry! - Way to go, Candace! 437 00:21:40,534 --> 00:21:42,368 Come on, you two wandering pets, 438 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,804 - who wants a breakfast burrito? - I do! 439 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,873 Exactly how long have you worked here at City Hall? 440 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,338 Oh, I don't work here. 441 00:21:49,794 --> 00:21:52,311 I was sent by Yarnak to help uninformed citizens in need. 442 00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:57,215 Now, if you'll excuse me, I am needed elsewhere. Whoosh! 443 00:21:57,217 --> 00:22:00,119 - Hey, Candace, where were you? - I'm sorry I missed lunch, Jeremy, 444 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,054 but this weird guy made me go on a tour. 445 00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:05,324 That's Don. He's, uh, kind of a fixture around here. 446 00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:07,559 I'm the ruler of the Tri-State Area! 447 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,399 Oh, great! Now I'm confused! 448 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,835 * It's the history of an area, the Tri-State area * 449 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,904 * Don't mean to cause a ruckus or a fuss * 450 00:22:18,906 --> 00:22:21,373 * It's the purpose of the onion and the Danville Cafeteria * 451 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:23,475 * And home of Big Foot's hairless cousin Uzz * 452 00:22:23,477 --> 00:22:26,311 * It's the history of an area, the Tri-State area * 453 00:22:26,313 --> 00:22:28,313 * Where planet Venus holds an office space * 454 00:22:28,315 --> 00:22:31,116 * Try to think of someplace better * * Well, I double-dg dare ya * 455 00:22:31,118 --> 00:22:33,452 * But if you can't, then get out of my face * 456 00:22:33,454 --> 00:22:36,955 * It's the history of the Tri-State area * 457 00:22:36,957 --> 00:22:39,858 CHORUS: # History of the Tri-State area, area # 458 00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:42,959 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~