♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪
♪ and school comes along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪
♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe ♪
♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ before school starts this fall ♪
Come on, Perry.
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a Halloween special!
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- Wow. Looks great, Dad. - Why, thank you, boys.
Come on, Ferb, we have work to do.
Nice costume, Dad. See you after the party.
Oh, yes, you have fun at the Castle Party tonight.
If you need anything, your mother and I will be here
scaring the sugar out of the little trick-or-treaters.
Well, how do I look, dear?
Oh, no! A gorilla!
Okay, Agent P. Who do I look like?
Huh? What do you think?
Oh, come on! Carmen Miranda!
You know, you really should watch more old movies.
Sir, I found your dosimeter. It was...
What are you doing?
Great googly-moogly! Is that what I look like?
Wow. Suddenly, I feel ridiculous.
- Never mind Carl, you can have it! - Sheesh!
Moving right along... Sorry you have to work on Halloween,
but just get out there and see what Doof has planned.
I'd give you more information,
but obviously I've got to find a new costume.
Thanks a lot, Carl.
Well, hello, Vanessa.
Hey, Monty. What are you up to?
I'm just doing a little freelance for my Dad. What's up?
I happen to be throwing the biggest, baddest Halloween-iest bash ever!
It's tonight, and I think you should come.
A costume party?
Hey, that means we can actually be seen in public together
- and no one will know. - That's the plan!
I'm checking out my Queen of the Vampires costume even as we speak.
- Ooh! - It's pretty cute.
Great! I'll be there. I'll be dressed as the Scarlet Pimpernel.
The Scarlet what?
You know, he wears a big red hat with a feather in it?
You should watch more old movies.
Well, you know it's a little known fact
that vampire queens love pumpernels.
- Pimpernel. - Yeah, whatever, OWCA-boy.
See you tonight.
Sorry, Agent M. You're on your own from here on out.
- Oh, goody, trick-or-treaters! - Trick or treat!
Okay, let's see, what do we have here?
A class dunce with a fake scar,
and you must be the princess of Meatland,
and, uh, oh, an upset rooster head.
And what are you supposed to be, a kid in a sheet?
A platypus in a sheet. Perry the Platypus in a sheet!
Well, that's perfect! Wait, wait, I was hoping you would...
Ow! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm being sincere.
There's no trap, no inator.
Just come over here. You've got to see this.
It was delivered today. I had to sign for it and everything.
It's a real castle! With... with a moat!
Who delivers a moat? How do they even get that on a plane?
It's from my great Aunt, Henrietta Hakenschpit.
She left it to me in her will. Look, listen to this.
"To Heinz Doofenshmirtz, you are my only nephew,
except for Roger, and I hated him."
See? See why I liked her?
"Therefore I leave you my castle and hidden inside is a very large treasure."
Huh? And look, there's a little treasure map with clues!
Wanna help me?
Oh, come on! It'll be fun.
Take off your secret agent hat just for tonight and put on your adventure hat.
That's my guy! Treasure, ho! This is gonna be fun.
Welcome to my Castle Party! Here's a mask.
- Lacey? Wow! Great costume! - This is a costume party?
Sir Grant of the Goth Table has arrived.
You look great, Sir Grant. Goth dragons beware.
- Vanessa? - Candace.
Whoops! I guess your party is gonna have two vampire queens.
What are the chances, right?
I'm gonna go change.
How did you ever pull this off?
Well, my Dad gave me permission to use his castle
and then all I had to do was call the best party planners in town.
Ferb, you go get the four-forty junction box hooked up
behind the riser and I'll go check up on the pumpkin crudites.
- Et tu, Vanessa? - I had to! This is a big night for me.
My boyfriend is coming... Oh! Here he is right now.
Ooh, a vampire. It's a good thing I have my neck covered.
You're not my boyfriend.
Whoops. Sorry, I thought you were my...
- Jeremy, it's me, Candace. - Ooh, a vampire.
- It's a good thing I have... - Yeah, I heard you the first time.
All right, the first clue is in the letter.
Let's see here... "My treasure awaits you, keep on the trail.
A ride up the stairs from under a veil."
What kind of twisted gibberish is this?
That's it! Henrietta's chair lift.
Oh, yeah! Here, you can sit here, Perry the Platypus.
No? All right, suit yourself.
We're coming for your treasure, Henrietta...
Ha! I got it!
They shipped the alligator, too?
Get away, from me, Susan. We talked about this!
These scalloped cheese slices should be staged
directly across from the crackers,
but overall, nice work.
Hey, look at you! You're Isabella-rella.
If I lose a slipper tonight, you know where to find me.
- Oh, that reminds me. - Oops!
There's some water on the floor over by the sally port.
Buford, it is so hot in here. Can I please have some punch?
You don't want to drink that.
You know, I think we have the best Castle Party costume.
Hey, Buford, look at me. I'm a castle.
At a Castle Party. Get it? Huh? Huh?
Yeah. Hey, Windsor, your drawbridge is down.
Oh, my!
How embarrassing.
Monty should've been here by now.
Finally! Wait... Who are you?
I'm the Scarlet Pimpernel.
- As am I. - Same here.
We are all here!
Hey! What's going... Oh, for crying out loud!
Okay, Ferb, let's kick this biggest, baddest
Halloween-iest bash into high gear!
♪ We got squirrels in the pants ♪
♪ Look at them They're stompin' their feet ♪
♪ Look, look at them They're stompin' their feet ♪
♪ Look at them They're stomping their feet Stompin' their feet ♪
♪ They're stompin' their They're stompin' their... ♪
♪ It's a spa day ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Shiatsu ♪ ♪ Gesundheit ♪
♪ Thank you very much ♪
♪ We got a salt scrub, a hot tub What's it gonna be? ♪
♪ A foot bath, a facial Aromatherapy ♪
♪ It's a spa day ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ We got squirrels in the pants ♪
♪ I'm Lindana and I wanna, wanna, wanna have fun ♪
♪ We got, we got, we got, We got squirrels in the pants ♪
"In the dungeon you will find an elevator out of time."
I really don't remember an elevator down here.
Well, what do you know? How could I have missed it?
"In the elevator, to the top you go. The next clue is down below."
Well, that doesn't really make a lot of sense.
Why did she make us come all the way up here if the clue is down...
Wait a second. Give me that thing.
Now, that is my boyfriend.
♪ When a vampire queen locks her thirsty eyes on a Pimpernel ♪
♪ And the music casts its ghostly spell ♪
♪ It's like waving a blood red cape in front of a vampire bull ♪
♪ And that's a feeling we all know so well ♪
♪ I find that I am ♪
♪ Haunted by you ♪
♪ And you are ♪
♪ haunted by me too ♪
♪ It's a story as old as time ♪
♪ Vampire queens ♪
♪ dig Pimpernels ♪
- Nice of you to finally show up! - Yeah, you're not gonna believe this,
but all the costume shops were out of Pimpernel outfits.
Oh, I believe it.
- Oh, what's wrong, Isabella? - I ran out of shoes.
Oh, that's okay, it's more fun to dance barefoot anyway!
♪ Stompin' their feet They're stompin' their ♪
♪ They're stompin' their, stompin' their... ♪
Whoops, sorry. It's all right.
Monty, is that you?
With the daughter of my sworn enemy? It can't be!
All right, Monty, you've got a lot of... Ooh!
Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power guy.
I, um... better check the... things. Yes.
Thanks, Stacy. I owe you.
No thanks are necessary for that darned elusive Pimpernel!
- Where did Monty go? - Oh, he's up there on the window ledge.
Until next time, My Queen.
Wow! That was really kind of swashbuckley.
Let's hope she didn't see that.
"By luck or by chance, you found the last clue.
Turn the corner, favorite nephew."
What does she mean, "Turn the corner"?
It's just a flat wall. It's a...
What are you doing, Perry the Platypus?
Oh! The corner of her picture. Give it a turn.
With your little platypus hands, there.
At last!
Whoo-hoo! I'm rich!
I am rich! I am comfortably well-off.
Don't worry, Perry the Platypus, I won't forget about you.
You'll be the first person I invite to my next pináta party.
Uh, excuse me, sir. Are you the owner of this here building?
Yes.
This area's not zoned for medieval castles.
You're going to have to pay a penalty fee.
Penalty fee? How much?
One canvas bag with a huge dollar sign on it.
Thank you, here's your receipt.
Well, at least I still have all this loot!
Danville Water Management Department. Can I see your permit for that moat?
- Bureau of Castle Conservation. - All right.
- Parking fines. - Here you go.
- Castle Relocation Authority. - Yeah, one for you too.
- Ways and Means. - Yeah.
- Means and Ways. - Take it. Here, just...
- Tri-State HOA. - Sure. Why not?
Department of Bureaucracy.
Trick or treat!
Oh, my! Look at all the fun costumes!
Here you go. And here's one for you.
And here's one for the little princess. And one for you.
Oh, but wait! Don't go away.
We have little surprise for you!
Oh, I do so love Halloween.
We're gonna save a ton of money on candy this year.
♪ When a vampire queen locks her thirsty eyes on a Pimpernel ♪
♪ And the music casts its ghostly spell ♪
♪ It's like waving a blood red cape in front of a vampire bull ♪
♪ And that's a feeling we all know so well ♪
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