1 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:08,940 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 2 00:00:09,122 --> 00:00:12,190 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 3 00:00:14,412 --> 00:00:15,546 Okay, Stace. Let's try again. 4 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:18,415 No! 5 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:20,484 It's really more in the cheeks. Like this... 6 00:00:20,486 --> 00:00:23,790 - Nyang, nyang, nyang! - Oh, I give up! 7 00:00:23,825 --> 00:00:26,190 It's a good thing you won that contest to perform back up with Love Händel. 8 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:29,426 Yes, in the ballad of Klimpaloon, I will be playing Klimpaloon. 9 00:00:29,428 --> 00:00:31,580 - Check out my klimpy style. - Girl, I have already cashed 10 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,097 that cheque. And I don't even know what that means! 11 00:00:34,099 --> 00:00:35,332 Girl talk! 12 00:00:35,334 --> 00:00:39,369 Honey, the limo's here to take us to the award show. 13 00:00:39,371 --> 00:00:42,639 - Be right there! I gotta go. - You go, girl! 14 00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:44,541 Let's never speak of this again. 15 00:00:44,543 --> 00:00:47,812 - Come on, boys, time to go! - You guys look great! 16 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,613 Well, Lindana and Max Modem have to look their best 17 00:00:49,615 --> 00:00:52,770 - when presenting our category, don't we? - What's you got there? 18 00:00:52,805 --> 00:00:55,719 This is the first journal of the famous explorer, Sir Alvin Shackleberg. 19 00:00:56,054 --> 00:00:58,222 He was the first person to sight Klimpaloon, 20 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,691 the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas. 21 00:01:01,059 --> 00:01:03,360 We got this to help Candace research her "Nyang, nyang, nyangs" 22 00:01:03,362 --> 00:01:06,731 - for the Ballad of Klimpaloon. - How marvelous. It reminds me... 23 00:01:06,732 --> 00:01:08,416 Sorry, dad, there's no time for that now. 24 00:01:08,417 --> 00:01:10,100 We gotta go while I'm still in the zone. 25 00:01:10,102 --> 00:01:11,668 - Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang.... - She's good. 26 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:14,404 It's like Klimpaloon was right here in the room with us. 27 00:01:15,473 --> 00:01:17,141 Whoa! Sweet limo! 28 00:01:17,142 --> 00:01:20,477 Ferb, I know what we're gonna do tomorrow. 29 00:01:21,446 --> 00:01:24,715 How do we do it? Hey, where's Perry? 30 00:01:32,190 --> 00:01:34,591 Ah, Agent P. I see you got the memo. 31 00:01:34,593 --> 00:01:38,128 It's transcendental meditation week. Namaste. 32 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,497 Doofenshmirtz has been spotted... 33 00:01:40,499 --> 00:01:42,132 Carl, enough with the drumming! 34 00:01:42,134 --> 00:01:44,635 Sorry, sir, I just, sort of, got into a groove. 35 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:47,704 Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has been spotted as a seat filler 36 00:01:47,706 --> 00:01:51,308 at the 4th Annual 24-hour Tri-State Area Music Awards. 37 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:54,211 As you know, Doof's brother, Roger, is emceeing the event. 38 00:01:54,213 --> 00:01:58,148 We're not sure what Doof's up to, but we need you to suss it out. 39 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:02,286 That's the... that's the cloud. Good luck, Agent P. 40 00:02:08,427 --> 00:02:12,396 Live from Random stadium: Random Swimwear presents 41 00:02:12,397 --> 00:02:16,366 4th Annual 24-hour Tri-State Area Music Awards. The Tristies! 42 00:02:16,368 --> 00:02:20,871 Sponsored by Random Swimwear. Be wet, arbitrarily. 43 00:02:20,873 --> 00:02:23,421 Tonight's musical guests include Love Händel, 44 00:02:23,422 --> 00:02:27,244 Slamm Hammer, Tiny Cowboy, 2 Guys in the Parque, 45 00:02:27,246 --> 00:02:30,447 Danny and the Jay-tones, the Paisley Sideburn Brothers, 46 00:02:30,449 --> 00:02:33,050 Marty the Rabbit Boy and his musical blender, 47 00:02:33,051 --> 00:02:34,351 and many, many more. 48 00:02:34,353 --> 00:02:37,788 Seriously, many more, 'cause it's... it's 24 hours. 49 00:02:38,256 --> 00:02:43,660 Please welcome your host and lovable Mayor, Roger Doofenshmirtz! 50 00:02:43,828 --> 00:02:46,363 We've got a lot of great music for you tonight, 51 00:02:46,365 --> 00:02:49,132 and a lot of other music. 52 00:02:49,134 --> 00:02:51,201 So let's get things started, shall we? 53 00:02:51,203 --> 00:02:56,373 Please welcome to the stage our presenters for the fact-based song category, 54 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,675 the girl who just wants to have fun 55 00:02:58,677 --> 00:03:01,545 and the guy who, I guess, wants fun to have him. 56 00:03:01,679 --> 00:03:04,516 Lindana and Max Modem! 57 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:09,853 Yeah! Go Mom! Go Dad! Yeah! 58 00:03:13,358 --> 00:03:15,796 Just go, just go. I'll fix it later. 59 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:21,298 - Our first nominee for... - ... the fact-based song category is, 60 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:25,168 Slamm Hammer with their hit Trees are made of wood. 61 00:03:31,743 --> 00:03:35,312 * Wooow! Trees are made of wood! * 62 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:48,432 - Oh! - The second nominee in fact base song category 63 00:03:48,467 --> 00:03:51,561 - Excuse me. Pardon me. - ...The Hockey Hooligans with Hockey Z-9. 64 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:55,499 Excuse me. Excuse me, pardon me. 65 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:57,434 # oh, yeah # 66 00:03:57,436 --> 00:03:59,603 Excusez-moi. Con permiso, por favor. 67 00:03:59,605 --> 00:04:02,739 # Don't turn away I'm talking to you, sir... # 68 00:04:13,684 --> 00:04:17,487 Aha! Perry the platypus! Your timing is incredible! 69 00:04:17,489 --> 00:04:20,223 And by that I mean completely credible! 70 00:04:20,225 --> 00:04:23,660 But you've found yourself in a hairy situation. 71 00:04:23,895 --> 00:04:26,997 Because of the trap, which is a wig. 72 00:04:27,432 --> 00:04:29,399 Stop me if you've already made the connection. 73 00:04:29,401 --> 00:04:32,469 Anyway, you're just in time for my latest inator! 74 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:34,271 Behold! 75 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,606 I know what you're thinking, and no, 76 00:04:36,608 --> 00:04:38,975 I did not invent a spray bottle, Perry the platypus, 77 00:04:38,977 --> 00:04:40,944 But just stay with me through my backstory, all right? 78 00:04:40,946 --> 00:04:44,381 You see, I was reading the Danville city charter, again, 79 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:46,016 when I learned an interesting fact. 80 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:50,454 Back in 18-aught-5, Danville actually elected a warthog as mayor. 81 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,756 The public was fed up with the previous administration and thought, 82 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:54,791 "hey, what's the worst that could happen?" 83 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:57,812 Nepotism, that's what. He filled the cabinet 84 00:04:57,813 --> 00:05:00,831 with his uncles and brothers and distant cousins. 85 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:04,118 And all of city hall was full of swine! Except for one chair 86 00:05:04,119 --> 00:05:07,404 that they kept empty so, you know, it wouldn't be so conspicuous. 87 00:05:07,406 --> 00:05:09,657 So, it was decided never to allow another 88 00:05:09,658 --> 00:05:11,908 warthog to be in a position of authority. 89 00:05:11,910 --> 00:05:14,377 Perry the platypus, are you texting? 90 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,279 While I'm monologuing? 91 00:05:16,414 --> 00:05:18,315 You know, I'm just gonna hold on to this until I'm done 92 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:20,417 'cause I can get your full attention. 93 00:05:20,419 --> 00:05:24,387 Anyway, I'm thinking, "nepotism, city hall, my brother Roger," 94 00:05:24,389 --> 00:05:26,323 And suddenly I knew what to do. 95 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:29,459 Turn my brother into a warthog! 96 00:05:29,461 --> 00:05:33,797 So, through the use of pseudo-technology I created this elixir, 97 00:05:33,799 --> 00:05:35,699 that, when sprayed on an individual, 98 00:05:35,701 --> 00:05:38,401 actually transforms them into a warthog! 99 00:05:41,339 --> 00:05:43,373 What? I said "pseudo." 100 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:46,443 Anyway, once I collected enough elixir, I put it in this, 101 00:05:46,445 --> 00:05:49,362 my warthog-sprayer-inator! See? 102 00:05:49,397 --> 00:05:52,816 There's a method to my lameness! I'm gonna find out when Roger's on stage 103 00:05:52,818 --> 00:05:56,319 and then I'm gonna turn him into a warthog in front of everybody! 104 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:59,089 That will remove him from power because of the aforementioned 105 00:05:59,091 --> 00:06:00,590 warthog nepotism act. 106 00:06:00,725 --> 00:06:03,760 But, you know, the embarrassment's just a... it's a cherry on top. 107 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:06,681 Right thos way Mr. Mayor. 108 00:06:06,682 --> 00:06:09,466 Now's my chance! Peace out, Perry the platypus! 109 00:06:13,804 --> 00:06:16,573 Love Händel with Candace Flynn! You're on in five! 110 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:18,575 Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg... 111 00:06:22,413 --> 00:06:24,681 I guess, just introduce the next act. 112 00:06:24,683 --> 00:06:27,984 The last nominee in the fact-based category, 113 00:06:27,986 --> 00:06:31,721 the ballad of Klimpaloon sung by Love Händel... 114 00:06:31,723 --> 00:06:33,890 ...Who are joined by contest winner... 115 00:06:33,892 --> 00:06:35,725 ...Candace Flynn! 116 00:06:41,699 --> 00:06:43,466 Go, Candace! 117 00:06:43,468 --> 00:06:45,502 Stop! I object! 118 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:48,138 This song does not belong in the fact-based song category! 119 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:49,973 Klimpaloon is not real! 120 00:06:49,975 --> 00:06:53,743 What? 121 00:06:53,745 --> 00:06:55,751 My nana told me stories 122 00:06:55,752 --> 00:06:57,758 - about Klimpaloon! - Well, that's not good enough. 123 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:00,784 Seeing is believing. And no one has ever seen Klimpaloon! 124 00:07:00,786 --> 00:07:02,919 Um, excuse me, but I have seen him. 125 00:07:02,921 --> 00:07:05,488 That's right! You tell him, Candace! 126 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:07,424 I'm afraid that's not good enough either. 127 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,693 Ladies and gentlemen, Mittington Random! 128 00:07:10,428 --> 00:07:12,662 Thank you, Max, uh, whoever. 129 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:15,398 Mittington Random here, sponsor of the show 130 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,056 and president of Random Swimwear. You're welocme. 131 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,777 According to the rules, if fact based song is called in the question, 132 00:07:20,778 --> 00:07:24,574 physical proof must be presented here within 24 hours. 133 00:07:24,576 --> 00:07:27,677 - How are we supposed to do that? - Well, actually, you can't. 134 00:07:27,679 --> 00:07:29,112 - Wait, what? - Oh, Daniel. 135 00:07:29,114 --> 00:07:32,229 The rules clearly state that the band along with the 136 00:07:32,264 --> 00:07:34,651 presenters are to be locked in a sound-proof booth for 24 hours 137 00:07:34,653 --> 00:07:38,121 or until evidence is provided, whichever comes first. 138 00:07:38,123 --> 00:07:40,341 - Wait a minute. Why presenters? - I can't hear you 139 00:07:40,342 --> 00:07:42,559 'cause you're supposed to be in the sound-proof booth, 140 00:07:42,561 --> 00:07:43,827 - so move along. - Oh, okay. 141 00:07:43,995 --> 00:07:45,862 Candace! You're in charge! 142 00:07:45,864 --> 00:07:48,198 Okay, sorry for the inconvenience, folks. But it looks like 143 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:50,533 we're gonna have to move this category to the end of the show. 144 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:58,141 Phineas, Ferb! We need to find Klimpaloon and bring him back within 24 hours. 145 00:07:58,143 --> 00:08:00,477 We're way ahead of you. Ferb's rounding up the gang. 146 00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:03,914 Those darn kids! I'll stop at nothing to make 147 00:08:03,915 --> 00:08:06,616 sure they don't prove the existence of Klimpaloon. 148 00:08:06,618 --> 00:08:07,684 Nothing! 149 00:08:07,686 --> 00:08:09,620 You're on next, Mr. Mayor, after 150 00:08:09,621 --> 00:08:12,956 - the pork-based world music act. - Now's my chance! 151 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:15,225 No! Oh, Perry the platypus! 152 00:08:18,529 --> 00:08:21,498 Swine Flute! You're on! Where's your tambourine player? 153 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,701 No show, man! 154 00:08:23,702 --> 00:08:25,902 Look at you, Perry the rasta warthogipus! 155 00:08:27,738 --> 00:08:29,506 Kid, you've got the goods! 156 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:32,075 And now, here's Swine Flute! 157 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,579 More tambourine, man! 158 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:42,886 Isn't anyone gonna talk about how we got here so fast? 159 00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:45,021 Sorry, Buford, we don't have the time for that right now. 160 00:08:45,222 --> 00:08:47,824 - Ferb? - Two words, travel montage. 161 00:08:48,059 --> 00:08:51,020 I got two words for you, cli-ché. 162 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:00,053 Oh, yeah. 163 00:09:09,213 --> 00:09:11,581 Anyone else get the feeling we're being followed? 164 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,583 - No, not a bit. - Paranoid! 165 00:09:13,585 --> 00:09:15,585 Okay, Ferb, where to next? 166 00:09:16,587 --> 00:09:19,222 - That's it? - We lost the auction for volume two. 167 00:09:19,224 --> 00:09:20,618 - We've got sniped. - What about that cave 168 00:09:20,619 --> 00:09:24,134 - up there with waving Klimpaloon totem? - If Buford is now 169 00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:26,196 the brains of this operation, my life has lost all meaning. 170 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,631 Watch it. Long underwear makes the best wedgies. 171 00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:30,233 Candace, make the sound! 172 00:09:31,235 --> 00:09:36,239 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang! 173 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:39,075 - Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang! - Whoa! 174 00:09:39,077 --> 00:09:41,211 - It's him! - Klimpaloon! Yay! 175 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:42,612 - We found him! - Wish I could un-see that. 176 00:09:45,649 --> 00:09:47,550 - Got him! - Mr. Random? 177 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:51,122 This unforeseen plot twist is brought to you by Random Swimwear! 178 00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:57,489 Wow! I totally thought that shadowy figure was gonna be Slamm Hammer. 179 00:10:00,097 --> 00:10:01,931 Welcome back to the Tristies. 180 00:10:01,933 --> 00:10:03,900 Our next category... 181 00:10:03,902 --> 00:10:06,803 And then the hobo gave it back to me, quixotically. 182 00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:08,872 And that was the day before we met. 183 00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:12,308 So the next day at breakfast, I ordered poached eggs with salmon. 184 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:15,412 But I didn't have poached eggs with salmon. 185 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:16,813 I wonder how the boys are doing. 186 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:20,390 - Get us down from here! - Uh, that really doesn't align 187 00:10:20,391 --> 00:10:22,685 with my plans, so not gonna happen. 188 00:10:22,687 --> 00:10:25,054 Look, if you're going to destroy my chance at stardom, 189 00:10:25,056 --> 00:10:26,890 I think I deserve an explanation. 190 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:29,359 All right. I do like the sound of my own voice. 191 00:10:29,361 --> 00:10:33,062 So, for years now, I've wanted to find the elusive Klimpaloon. 192 00:10:33,064 --> 00:10:36,032 And finally, after countless hours web surfing, 193 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:39,302 I found Shackleberg's journal on an online auction site 194 00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:42,739 only to lose the first volume to you two! 195 00:10:42,741 --> 00:10:44,808 I did manage to get his second journal, 196 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,810 but it only contains the last page of the map, 197 00:10:47,011 --> 00:10:49,212 the map that you have in volume one. 198 00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:51,614 So I concocted a long, convoluted plan 199 00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:54,384 to get you to lead me right to him. Huh? 200 00:10:54,852 --> 00:10:56,352 Hmm. Yeah. 201 00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:59,355 - But why? - You see, sales have gone flat. 202 00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:02,058 You can only reinvent the bikini and board shorts so many times. 203 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:07,063 But if I could convince the world to start wearing old-timey bathing suits again, 204 00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:08,998 that's revolutionary! 205 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,634 But to do that, I was gonna need a gimmick. 206 00:11:11,836 --> 00:11:14,304 - Nyang, nyang, nyang! - What a combo! 207 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,940 He's self-propelled, he's got a weird, disturbing face on his chest, 208 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,808 and he makes unintelligible noises. 209 00:11:18,943 --> 00:11:21,344 Seriously, just the whole package is irresistible! 210 00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:23,813 And he's all mine! He's all mine! 211 00:11:23,815 --> 00:11:26,316 - You can't own him. - He's a living thing! 212 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,769 - He belongs to the ages. - Well, the ages should have kept 213 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:31,221 their receipt, because he belongs to me now. 214 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,156 And once I unravel his secrets, I'll make a fortune. 215 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:37,894 Ah, there's my ride. Brought to you by Random Swimwear! 216 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:40,263 We can't let him unravel Klimpaloon's secrets! 217 00:11:40,265 --> 00:11:42,665 Unravel? I've got this! 218 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,267 Knot untying patch, check! 219 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:47,036 - Come on! We've got to save him! - But how? 220 00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:49,239 Mr. Random is already miles away. 221 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:52,176 We have no idea where he is going and no way to get there 222 00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:55,111 - except on foot! - Wow, what is with all the negativity? 223 00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:57,064 Enough already. Time is running out 224 00:11:57,065 --> 00:11:59,015 and I am not going to blow my big break. 225 00:11:59,017 --> 00:12:01,317 Let's look around. Maybe we can find some clues. 226 00:12:01,319 --> 00:12:03,052 See? Now that's constructive. 227 00:12:03,054 --> 00:12:05,388 Look! It's one of Klimpaloon's threads, 228 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,824 and it's trying to find its way back to him! 229 00:12:07,826 --> 00:12:10,793 - Follow that thread! - We cannot follow a thread! 230 00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:12,195 Again with the negativity. 231 00:12:12,197 --> 00:12:15,298 Maybe we can use it as a homing device. Ferb? 232 00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:19,269 Let's go! 233 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:23,206 Is no one going to talk about where we got the snowboards? 234 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,011 There's no time for that now! 235 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,814 Come on! Come on! Come on! 236 00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:29,379 Oh, man! Roger's not on until the end of the show? 237 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:31,814 - Can I get mics to him? - No. Who do you think you are? 238 00:12:31,816 --> 00:12:34,817 - I'm his brother. - Nepotism will get you nowhere with me. 239 00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:38,187 Yeah, well, maybe not yet, but wait till Roger's a warthog. 240 00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:39,989 I do not know what that means. 241 00:12:42,726 --> 00:12:45,495 That must be Mr. Random's fortress. Follow me! 242 00:12:53,404 --> 00:12:55,438 - Now what? - Okay. 243 00:12:55,773 --> 00:12:57,858 I'll just create a diversion here so that 244 00:12:57,859 --> 00:12:59,943 Buford and Baljeet can flank them from the left. 245 00:13:00,077 --> 00:13:02,312 Ferb can then use his intimidating shout to scatter them 246 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,314 so that Isabella can come in from behind. 247 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,449 That should work unless they have reinforcements. 248 00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:08,527 What do you think, Baljeet? Can you give me 249 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,820 - a number crunch real quick? - Uh, give me a sec. 250 00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:14,324 I am coming up with a 32.3% chance of success. 251 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:17,114 - Well, we've seen worse. - All right guys, let's do this. 252 00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:19,412 Buford van Stomm! 253 00:13:19,447 --> 00:13:20,797 - He just ran in. - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 254 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:23,132 - Dang it, Buford! - Stick to the plan, man. 255 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,467 Stick to the plan! 256 00:13:24,902 --> 00:13:25,969 What the... 257 00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:29,005 What? I used gamer strategy. 258 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:32,241 Okay, now I just have to set the spritzer, 259 00:13:32,243 --> 00:13:35,945 and the timer, and whoop, there he is! 260 00:13:35,947 --> 00:13:38,381 My brother the warthog, mayor no more. 261 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:45,121 You know, it's not the same without Perry the platypus. 262 00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:46,356 I can't believe he ditched me! 263 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:49,025 One lousy award and he goes all diva. 264 00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:53,463 What the heck is all this? 265 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:57,834 That's just so wrong. They're just horrible! 266 00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,269 You'll have to excuse me if this device seems incredibly threatening. 267 00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:03,006 It's only because it is incredibly threatening. 268 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,440 Klimpaloon! 269 00:14:04,442 --> 00:14:07,427 As you clearly saw, my previous attempts to create the 270 00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:10,413 future of swimwear without Klimpaloon just were not working. 271 00:14:10,848 --> 00:14:12,248 You fiend! 272 00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,586 Look, I'm giving "old-timey" here a new twist. 273 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,322 Flash back to fashion forward. 274 00:14:19,324 --> 00:14:21,424 It's a little high concept, but take a look. 275 00:14:23,327 --> 00:14:26,529 * We're flashing back to fashion forward * 276 00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:30,133 * yes, the old is the new new * 277 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:33,369 * one size fits all with just a little stretching * 278 00:14:33,371 --> 00:14:37,273 * be you 6'4" or 5'2" * 279 00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:40,243 * why rely on inspiration * 280 00:14:40,245 --> 00:14:43,446 * when the old stuff's tried and true * 281 00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:46,516 * we just revamped a tired idea * 282 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:50,920 * and made a new old-timey swimsuit for you * 283 00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:53,940 - Pretty catchy, don't ya think? - Yeah, if by "catchy" you mean 284 00:14:53,941 --> 00:14:56,959 "sucks the life out of the room and makes me wanna puke," then yeah. 285 00:14:56,961 --> 00:15:01,497 Anywho, now that I have the original, I can figure out what makes him tick. 286 00:15:01,499 --> 00:15:04,934 Which brings us back, obviously, to the incredibly threatening machine. 287 00:15:04,936 --> 00:15:08,104 So, it's time to extract Klimpaloon's life force, 288 00:15:08,238 --> 00:15:10,907 And, uh, then, of course, infuse it into my latest swimwear line. 289 00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:13,543 - We have to do something! - How about this? 290 00:15:14,678 --> 00:15:18,014 Aw, come on! Did we blow the breaker again, Fred? Fred? 291 00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:21,250 Frederick, it's... That stings. 292 00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:23,352 Come on, guys! Now's our chance to free Klimpaloon... 293 00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:27,890 - Buford van Stomm! - Oh no, not again. 294 00:15:30,427 --> 00:15:32,528 - So I did it again. - So what do we do? 295 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:34,297 Save Klimpaloon, of course. 296 00:15:34,299 --> 00:15:36,933 - Nyang, nyang, nyang. - There he is! Follow his voice. 297 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,301 - Got him! - Ow! That is me! 298 00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:41,170 Whoops. My bad. That wedgie was unintentional. 299 00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,975 I got him! Let's go! 300 00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:45,408 Guards! Don't let him escape! 301 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:49,445 Oh, they are too fast. We are never going to make it. 302 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,728 Ok, we gotta split up. Ferb, hide Klimpaloon 303 00:15:51,729 --> 00:15:53,924 under your jacket to keep him quiet and I'll lure the 304 00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:56,119 guards the other way with my "nyang, nyang, nyang-ing." 305 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,288 - Just get him to awards show. - But Candace, you'll miss your big chance to... 306 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:01,390 Saving Klimpaloon is more important. 307 00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:04,360 Now go! Nyang, nyang, nyang... 308 00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:05,361 All right, hold on. 309 00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:09,465 That way! Follow that vintage swimwear! 310 00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,775 Good thing they left the door open. 311 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:15,638 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang... 312 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,514 Oh! Cold! Cold! Cold! 313 00:16:25,215 --> 00:16:27,683 Great, I'm reduced to yak transport. 314 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,720 Got it, boss. It's go time. 315 00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:34,357 ...and that's how we met. 316 00:16:34,359 --> 00:16:36,559 Okay, folks. On stage in five. 317 00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:40,396 - Righty-ho. - Wow. What a great story. 318 00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,431 Bobbi! Come on! 319 00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,367 Huh? What? Wait up, guys! 320 00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:47,236 And now to present our final award for the evening, 321 00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:49,205 which of course was supposed to be our first award, 322 00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:52,642 but you remember that whole "does Klimpaloon exist" hullabaloo. 323 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:56,245 Anyway, welcome again Lindana and Max Modem! 324 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,752 Unfortunately, due to lack of evidence, 325 00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:05,755 it appears that love händel has been disqualified. 326 00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:07,535 So without further ado, 327 00:17:07,536 --> 00:17:11,093 the winner of the award for best fact-based song is... 328 00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:13,329 Wait! We have the evidence! 329 00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:15,364 I'm sorry, kids. The journal isn't good enough. 330 00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:16,766 You need actual, physical proof. 331 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:20,002 But we do have physical proof. Ferb? 332 00:17:20,437 --> 00:17:24,066 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang. 333 00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:28,077 I thought you said you'd stop at nothing to keep them from finding Klimpaloon. 334 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,379 That's right. I did nothing and stopped. 335 00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,748 - How did you find him? - And why are you all in parkas? 336 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,658 There's no time for that now! Mr. Random is a ruthless venture capitalist 337 00:17:35,659 --> 00:17:38,566 who captured all of us in his Himalayan fortress where he performed 338 00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,879 inhuman experiments on bathing suits and tried to steal 339 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,192 Klimpaloon in pursuit of a revolutionary swimsuit sales gimmick! 340 00:17:43,427 --> 00:17:45,628 Oh, Candace, not here. Not now. 341 00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:47,697 No, Mom, really, Candace is telling the truth! 342 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:50,566 What an active imagination these kids have. 343 00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:53,701 We don't really have time for that now. We need to present an award. 344 00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,776 No, no, let's get the award done. 345 00:17:55,811 --> 00:17:57,991 Tick, tick, tick, time's a-wasting. Shall we? 346 00:17:58,026 --> 00:18:00,276 Well, obviously Klimpaloon is real. 347 00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:03,212 So it gives me great pleasure to present the award 348 00:18:03,214 --> 00:18:05,514 for best fact-based song to... 349 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:09,385 ...Love Händel, for the Ballad of Klimpaloon! 350 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,421 Thank you. Thank you so much! 351 00:18:12,423 --> 00:18:15,591 And a big thank you to all of the kids who brought Klimpaloon here. 352 00:18:18,528 --> 00:18:20,630 Come on, Candace, take your place. 353 00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:34,310 * Oh! * 354 00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:36,112 * oh! * 355 00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:38,614 * oh! * 356 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:45,488 * he stands in winter he's striped and frozen * 357 00:18:45,822 --> 00:18:50,226 * he is completely out of style * 358 00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:55,231 * he got no hands he got no feet * 359 00:18:56,199 --> 00:19:00,369 * all mouth and teeth but he don't smile * 360 00:19:01,438 --> 00:19:03,873 * he's made out of wool he's itchy to wear * 361 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,342 * he's got broad stripes and savoir-faire * 362 00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:08,611 * he's out of place almost everywhere * 363 00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:11,781 * since 1883 * 364 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:14,183 * he's a costume out of time * 365 00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:16,485 * both ridiculous and sublime * 366 00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:21,590 * seems innocuous, but I'm afraid he's scaring me * 367 00:19:21,592 --> 00:19:26,562 * he's the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas * 368 00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,397 * they call him Klimpaloon * 369 00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:31,634 * Klimpaloon * 370 00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:34,303 * if you're between Tibet and Nepal * 371 00:19:34,305 --> 00:19:37,306 * and you're quiet and you can hear the call * 372 00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:38,708 * of Klimpaloon * 373 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,210 * Klimpaloon * 374 00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:45,181 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang... 375 00:19:45,382 --> 00:19:47,383 * he stands in winter! * 376 00:19:51,589 --> 00:19:53,556 Wow! He really is magical. 377 00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:55,624 Actually, he's being pulled up by a cable. 378 00:19:55,626 --> 00:19:56,726 Thanks, Miguel. 379 00:19:58,228 --> 00:20:01,684 - Let's hear it for Love Händel. - Look at them, enjoying them tryin'! 380 00:20:01,719 --> 00:20:04,633 "Ooh, we're so happy. We saved Klimpaloon. Let's all sing." 381 00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:08,871 Well, enjoy it now, because I will get my hands on Klimpaloon! 382 00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:12,541 I'll unravel his secret even if I have to rip him apart, stitch by stitch. 383 00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:15,962 And then the moronic people of the world will beat a path 384 00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:19,382 to my door and beg for my cheap Klimpaloon knock-off line 385 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,552 'cause consumers are just like Lemmings, mrainless little 386 00:20:22,553 --> 00:20:25,721 animals that I can manipulate right off the fiscal cliff 387 00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:29,492 like the puppet master I am! 388 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,227 Uh, uh, um... 389 00:20:32,529 --> 00:20:36,232 - Was that thing on? - Yes! Yes, it was! 390 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:39,250 - My career's over, isn't it? - Yes! Yes, it is! 391 00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:42,505 And I'm a warthog. 392 00:20:42,639 --> 00:20:44,473 Curse you, Perry the... 393 00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:47,309 Well, I guess he doesn't really get credit for this one, 394 00:20:47,311 --> 00:20:50,479 he was just playing tambourine with Swine Flute. 395 00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:53,449 It's not really... Well. 396 00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:57,412 - Sort of anticlimactic for me. - So where is Klimpy? 397 00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:59,755 Don't tell me he ditched us for one of those swanky after-parties. 398 00:20:59,923 --> 00:21:02,491 I guess he's on his way back to the Himalayas. 399 00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:05,694 - See you, Klimpy. - Safe travels! 400 00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:07,830 I don't want him to go. I want him to stay with us. 401 00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:11,333 Klimpaloon doesn't belong to us. He belongs to the ages. 402 00:21:11,335 --> 00:21:14,470 I said that back in the Himalayas! Does no one listen to me? 403 00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,505 Uh, how are we getting home? 404 00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,912 * We're flashing back to fashion forward * 405 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:26,282 * yes, the old is the new new * 406 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,685 * one size fits all with just a little stretching * 407 00:21:29,687 --> 00:21:33,422 * be you 6'4" or 5'2" * 408 00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:36,392 * why rely on inspiration * 409 00:21:36,394 --> 00:21:39,595 * when the old stuff's tried and true * 410 00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:42,865 * we just revamped a tired idea * 411 00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:46,899 * and made a new old-timey swimsuit for you * 412 00:21:46,904 --> 00:21:48,800 Pretty catchy, don't ya think? 413 00:21:48,826 --> 00:21:50,405 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~