1 00:00:03,543 --> 00:00:06,612 * There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation * 2 00:00:06,614 --> 00:00:09,081 * and school comes along just to end it * 3 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:12,418 * So the annual problem for our generation * 4 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:15,120 * is finding a good way to spend it * 5 00:00:15,122 --> 00:00:16,755 * Like maybe * 6 00:00:16,757 --> 00:00:19,058 * Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy * 7 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,560 * or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 8 00:00:21,562 --> 00:00:23,929 * Discovering something that doesn't exist * 9 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:24,901 Hey! 10 00:00:24,950 --> 00:00:27,066 * Or giving a monkey a shower * 11 00:00:27,654 --> 00:00:28,888 * Surfing tidal waves * 12 00:00:28,967 --> 00:00:31,070 * Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain * 13 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,571 It's over here! 14 00:00:32,573 --> 00:00:34,940 * Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent * 15 00:00:34,942 --> 00:00:37,107 * Or driving our sister insane * 16 00:00:37,142 --> 00:00:38,110 Phineas! 17 00:00:38,112 --> 00:00:40,379 * As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do * 18 00:00:40,381 --> 00:00:42,047 * before school starts this fall * 19 00:00:42,048 --> 00:00:43,348 Come on, Perry. 20 00:00:43,549 --> 00:00:48,420 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 21 00:00:48,422 --> 00:00:53,859 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 22 00:00:53,861 --> 00:00:57,630 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 23 00:00:57,812 --> 00:01:00,880 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 24 00:01:03,102 --> 00:01:04,236 Okay, Stace. Let's try again. 25 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:07,105 No! 26 00:01:07,107 --> 00:01:09,174 It's really more in the cheeks. Like this... 27 00:01:09,176 --> 00:01:12,480 - Nyang, nyang, nyang! - Oh, I give up! 28 00:01:12,515 --> 00:01:14,880 It's a good thing you won that contest to perform back up with Love Händel. 29 00:01:14,882 --> 00:01:18,116 Yes, in the ballad of Klimpaloon, I will be playing Klimpaloon. 30 00:01:18,118 --> 00:01:20,270 - Check out my klimpy style. - Girl, I have already cashed 31 00:01:20,305 --> 00:01:22,787 that cheque. And I don't even know what that means! 32 00:01:22,789 --> 00:01:24,022 Girl talk! 33 00:01:24,024 --> 00:01:28,059 Honey, the limo's here to take us to the award show. 34 00:01:28,061 --> 00:01:31,329 - Be right there! I gotta go. - You go, girl! 35 00:01:31,898 --> 00:01:33,231 Let's never speak of this again. 36 00:01:33,233 --> 00:01:36,502 - Come on, boys, time to go! - You guys look great! 37 00:01:36,537 --> 00:01:38,303 Well, Lindana and Max Modem have to look their best 38 00:01:38,305 --> 00:01:41,460 - when presenting our category, don't we? - What's you got there? 39 00:01:41,495 --> 00:01:44,409 This is the first journal of the famous explorer, Sir Alvin Shackleberg. 40 00:01:44,744 --> 00:01:46,912 He was the first person to sight Klimpaloon, 41 00:01:46,914 --> 00:01:49,381 the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas. 42 00:01:49,749 --> 00:01:52,050 We got this to help Candace research her "Nyang, nyang, nyangs" 43 00:01:52,052 --> 00:01:55,421 - for the Ballad of Klimpaloon. - How marvelous. It reminds me... 44 00:01:55,422 --> 00:01:57,106 Sorry, dad, there's no time for that now. 45 00:01:57,107 --> 00:01:58,790 We gotta go while I'm still in the zone. 46 00:01:58,792 --> 00:02:00,358 - Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang.... - She's good. 47 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,094 It's like Klimpaloon was right here in the room with us. 48 00:02:04,163 --> 00:02:05,831 Whoa! Sweet limo! 49 00:02:05,832 --> 00:02:09,167 Ferb, I know what we're gonna do tomorrow. 50 00:02:10,136 --> 00:02:13,405 How do we do it? Hey, where's Perry? 51 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,281 Ah, Agent P. I see you got the memo. 52 00:02:23,283 --> 00:02:26,818 It's transcendental meditation week. Namaste. 53 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:29,187 Doofenshmirtz has been spotted... 54 00:02:29,189 --> 00:02:30,822 Carl, enough with the drumming! 55 00:02:30,824 --> 00:02:33,325 Sorry, sir, I just, sort of, got into a groove. 56 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:36,394 Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has been spotted as a seat filler 57 00:02:36,396 --> 00:02:39,998 at the 4th Annual 24-hour Tri-State Area Music Awards. 58 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,901 As you know, Doof's brother, Roger, is emceeing the event. 59 00:02:42,903 --> 00:02:46,838 We're not sure what Doof's up to, but we need you to suss it out. 60 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,976 That's the... that's the cloud. Good luck, Agent P. 61 00:02:57,117 --> 00:03:01,086 Live from Random stadium: Random Swimwear presents 62 00:03:01,087 --> 00:03:05,056 4th Annual 24-hour Tri-State Area Music Awards. The Tristies! 63 00:03:05,058 --> 00:03:09,561 Sponsored by Random Swimwear. Be wet, arbitrarily. 64 00:03:09,563 --> 00:03:12,111 Tonight's musical guests include Love Händel, 65 00:03:12,112 --> 00:03:15,934 Slamm Hammer, Tiny Cowboy, 2 Guys in the Parque, 66 00:03:15,936 --> 00:03:19,137 Danny and the Jay-tones, the Paisley Sideburn Brothers, 67 00:03:19,139 --> 00:03:21,740 Marty the Rabbit Boy and his musical blender, 68 00:03:21,741 --> 00:03:23,041 and many, many more. 69 00:03:23,043 --> 00:03:26,478 Seriously, many more, 'cause it's... it's 24 hours. 70 00:03:26,946 --> 00:03:32,350 Please welcome your host and lovable Mayor, Roger Doofenshmirtz! 71 00:03:32,518 --> 00:03:35,053 We've got a lot of great music for you tonight, 72 00:03:35,055 --> 00:03:37,822 and a lot of other music. 73 00:03:37,824 --> 00:03:39,891 So let's get things started, shall we? 74 00:03:39,893 --> 00:03:45,063 Please welcome to the stage our presenters for the fact-based song category, 75 00:03:45,065 --> 00:03:47,365 the girl who just wants to have fun 76 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:50,235 and the guy who, I guess, wants fun to have him. 77 00:03:50,369 --> 00:03:53,206 Lindana and Max Modem! 78 00:03:53,973 --> 00:03:58,543 Yeah! Go Mom! Go Dad! Yeah! 79 00:04:02,048 --> 00:04:04,486 Just go, just go. I'll fix it later. 80 00:04:05,217 --> 00:04:09,988 - Our first nominee for... - ... the fact-based song category is, 81 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:13,858 Slamm Hammer with their hit Trees are made of wood. 82 00:04:20,433 --> 00:04:24,002 * Wooow! Trees are made of wood! * 83 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:37,122 - Oh! - The second nominee in fact base song category 84 00:04:37,157 --> 00:04:40,251 - Excuse me. Pardon me. - ...The Hockey Hooligans with Hockey Z-9. 85 00:04:42,189 --> 00:04:44,189 Excuse me. Excuse me, pardon me. 86 00:04:44,191 --> 00:04:46,124 # oh, yeah # 87 00:04:46,126 --> 00:04:48,293 Excusez-moi. Con permiso, por favor. 88 00:04:48,295 --> 00:04:51,429 # Don't turn away I'm talking to you, sir... # 89 00:05:02,374 --> 00:05:06,177 Aha! Perry the platypus! Your timing is incredible! 90 00:05:06,179 --> 00:05:08,913 And by that I mean completely credible! 91 00:05:08,915 --> 00:05:12,350 But you've found yourself in a hairy situation. 92 00:05:12,585 --> 00:05:15,687 Because of the trap, which is a wig. 93 00:05:16,122 --> 00:05:18,089 Stop me if you've already made the connection. 94 00:05:18,091 --> 00:05:21,159 Anyway, you're just in time for my latest inator! 95 00:05:21,161 --> 00:05:22,961 Behold! 96 00:05:23,529 --> 00:05:25,296 I know what you're thinking, and no, 97 00:05:25,298 --> 00:05:27,665 I did not invent a spray bottle, Perry the platypus, 98 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:29,634 But just stay with me through my backstory, all right? 99 00:05:29,636 --> 00:05:33,071 You see, I was reading the Danville city charter, again, 100 00:05:33,073 --> 00:05:34,706 when I learned an interesting fact. 101 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:39,144 Back in 18-aught-5, Danville actually elected a warthog as mayor. 102 00:05:39,146 --> 00:05:41,446 The public was fed up with the previous administration and thought, 103 00:05:41,448 --> 00:05:43,481 "hey, what's the worst that could happen?" 104 00:05:43,483 --> 00:05:46,502 Nepotism, that's what. He filled the cabinet 105 00:05:46,503 --> 00:05:49,521 with his uncles and brothers and distant cousins. 106 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:52,808 And all of city hall was full of swine! Except for one chair 107 00:05:52,809 --> 00:05:56,094 that they kept empty so, you know, it wouldn't be so conspicuous. 108 00:05:56,096 --> 00:05:58,347 So, it was decided never to allow another 109 00:05:58,348 --> 00:06:00,598 warthog to be in a position of authority. 110 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,067 Perry the platypus, are you texting? 111 00:06:03,069 --> 00:06:04,969 While I'm monologuing? 112 00:06:05,104 --> 00:06:07,005 You know, I'm just gonna hold on to this until I'm done 113 00:06:07,007 --> 00:06:09,107 'cause I can get your full attention. 114 00:06:09,109 --> 00:06:13,077 Anyway, I'm thinking, "nepotism, city hall, my brother Roger," 115 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:15,013 And suddenly I knew what to do. 116 00:06:15,015 --> 00:06:18,149 Turn my brother into a warthog! 117 00:06:18,151 --> 00:06:22,487 So, through the use of pseudo-technology I created this elixir, 118 00:06:22,489 --> 00:06:24,389 that, when sprayed on an individual, 119 00:06:24,391 --> 00:06:27,091 actually transforms them into a warthog! 120 00:06:30,029 --> 00:06:32,063 What? I said "pseudo." 121 00:06:32,065 --> 00:06:35,133 Anyway, once I collected enough elixir, I put it in this, 122 00:06:35,135 --> 00:06:38,052 my warthog-sprayer-inator! See? 123 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:41,506 There's a method to my lameness! I'm gonna find out when Roger's on stage 124 00:06:41,508 --> 00:06:45,009 and then I'm gonna turn him into a warthog in front of everybody! 125 00:06:45,011 --> 00:06:47,779 That will remove him from power because of the aforementioned 126 00:06:47,781 --> 00:06:49,280 warthog nepotism act. 127 00:06:49,415 --> 00:06:52,450 But, you know, the embarrassment's just a... it's a cherry on top. 128 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:55,371 Right thos way Mr. Mayor. 129 00:06:55,372 --> 00:06:58,156 Now's my chance! Peace out, Perry the platypus! 130 00:07:02,494 --> 00:07:05,263 Love Händel with Candace Flynn! You're on in five! 131 00:07:05,265 --> 00:07:07,265 Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg... 132 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:13,371 I guess, just introduce the next act. 133 00:07:13,373 --> 00:07:16,674 The last nominee in the fact-based category, 134 00:07:16,676 --> 00:07:20,411 the ballad of Klimpaloon sung by Love Händel... 135 00:07:20,413 --> 00:07:22,580 ...Who are joined by contest winner... 136 00:07:22,582 --> 00:07:24,415 ...Candace Flynn! 137 00:07:30,389 --> 00:07:32,156 Go, Candace! 138 00:07:32,158 --> 00:07:34,192 Stop! I object! 139 00:07:34,194 --> 00:07:36,828 This song does not belong in the fact-based song category! 140 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:38,663 Klimpaloon is not real! 141 00:07:38,665 --> 00:07:42,433 What? 142 00:07:42,435 --> 00:07:44,441 My nana told me stories 143 00:07:44,442 --> 00:07:46,448 - about Klimpaloon! - Well, that's not good enough. 144 00:07:46,483 --> 00:07:49,474 Seeing is believing. And no one has ever seen Klimpaloon! 145 00:07:49,476 --> 00:07:51,609 Um, excuse me, but I have seen him. 146 00:07:51,611 --> 00:07:54,178 That's right! You tell him, Candace! 147 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:56,114 I'm afraid that's not good enough either. 148 00:07:56,116 --> 00:07:58,383 Ladies and gentlemen, Mittington Random! 149 00:07:59,118 --> 00:08:01,352 Thank you, Max, uh, whoever. 150 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,088 Mittington Random here, sponsor of the show 151 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:06,746 and president of Random Swimwear. You're welocme. 152 00:08:06,795 --> 00:08:09,467 According to the rules, if fact based song is called in the question, 153 00:08:09,468 --> 00:08:13,264 physical proof must be presented here within 24 hours. 154 00:08:13,266 --> 00:08:16,367 - How are we supposed to do that? - Well, actually, you can't. 155 00:08:16,369 --> 00:08:17,802 - Wait, what? - Oh, Daniel. 156 00:08:17,804 --> 00:08:20,919 The rules clearly state that the band along with the 157 00:08:20,954 --> 00:08:23,341 presenters are to be locked in a sound-proof booth for 24 hours 158 00:08:23,343 --> 00:08:26,811 or until evidence is provided, whichever comes first. 159 00:08:26,813 --> 00:08:29,031 - Wait a minute. Why presenters? - I can't hear you 160 00:08:29,032 --> 00:08:31,249 'cause you're supposed to be in the sound-proof booth, 161 00:08:31,251 --> 00:08:32,517 - so move along. - Oh, okay. 162 00:08:32,685 --> 00:08:34,552 Candace! You're in charge! 163 00:08:34,554 --> 00:08:36,888 Okay, sorry for the inconvenience, folks. But it looks like 164 00:08:36,889 --> 00:08:39,223 we're gonna have to move this category to the end of the show. 165 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:46,831 Phineas, Ferb! We need to find Klimpaloon and bring him back within 24 hours. 166 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:49,167 We're way ahead of you. Ferb's rounding up the gang. 167 00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:52,604 Those darn kids! I'll stop at nothing to make 168 00:08:52,605 --> 00:08:55,306 sure they don't prove the existence of Klimpaloon. 169 00:08:55,308 --> 00:08:56,374 Nothing! 170 00:08:56,376 --> 00:08:58,310 You're on next, Mr. Mayor, after 171 00:08:58,311 --> 00:09:01,646 - the pork-based world music act. - Now's my chance! 172 00:09:01,648 --> 00:09:03,915 No! Oh, Perry the platypus! 173 00:09:07,219 --> 00:09:10,188 Swine Flute! You're on! Where's your tambourine player? 174 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:12,391 No show, man! 175 00:09:12,392 --> 00:09:14,592 Look at you, Perry the rasta warthogipus! 176 00:09:16,428 --> 00:09:18,196 Kid, you've got the goods! 177 00:09:18,198 --> 00:09:20,765 And now, here's Swine Flute! 178 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:25,269 More tambourine, man! 179 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,576 Isn't anyone gonna talk about how we got here so fast? 180 00:09:31,578 --> 00:09:33,711 Sorry, Buford, we don't have the time for that right now. 181 00:09:33,912 --> 00:09:36,514 - Ferb? - Two words, travel montage. 182 00:09:36,749 --> 00:09:39,710 I got two words for you, cli-ché. 183 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,743 Oh, yeah. 184 00:09:57,903 --> 00:10:00,271 Anyone else get the feeling we're being followed? 185 00:10:00,273 --> 00:10:02,273 - No, not a bit. - Paranoid! 186 00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:04,275 Okay, Ferb, where to next? 187 00:10:05,277 --> 00:10:07,912 - That's it? - We lost the auction for volume two. 188 00:10:07,914 --> 00:10:09,308 - We've got sniped. - What about that cave 189 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,824 - up there with waving Klimpaloon totem? - If Buford is now 190 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,886 the brains of this operation, my life has lost all meaning. 191 00:10:14,888 --> 00:10:17,321 Watch it. Long underwear makes the best wedgies. 192 00:10:17,323 --> 00:10:18,923 Candace, make the sound! 193 00:10:19,925 --> 00:10:24,929 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang! 194 00:10:25,597 --> 00:10:27,765 - Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang! - Whoa! 195 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:29,901 - It's him! - Klimpaloon! Yay! 196 00:10:29,903 --> 00:10:31,302 - We found him! - Wish I could un-see that. 197 00:10:34,339 --> 00:10:36,240 - Got him! - Mr. Random? 198 00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:39,812 This unforeseen plot twist is brought to you by Random Swimwear! 199 00:10:42,247 --> 00:10:46,179 Wow! I totally thought that shadowy figure was gonna be Slamm Hammer. 200 00:10:48,787 --> 00:10:50,621 Welcome back to the Tristies. 201 00:10:50,623 --> 00:10:52,590 Our next category... 202 00:10:52,592 --> 00:10:55,493 And then the hobo gave it back to me, quixotically. 203 00:10:55,495 --> 00:10:57,562 And that was the day before we met. 204 00:10:57,564 --> 00:11:00,998 So the next day at breakfast, I ordered poached eggs with salmon. 205 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,102 But I didn't have poached eggs with salmon. 206 00:11:04,104 --> 00:11:05,503 I wonder how the boys are doing. 207 00:11:05,638 --> 00:11:09,080 - Get us down from here! - Uh, that really doesn't align 208 00:11:09,081 --> 00:11:11,375 with my plans, so not gonna happen. 209 00:11:11,377 --> 00:11:13,744 Look, if you're going to destroy my chance at stardom, 210 00:11:13,746 --> 00:11:15,580 I think I deserve an explanation. 211 00:11:15,582 --> 00:11:18,049 All right. I do like the sound of my own voice. 212 00:11:18,051 --> 00:11:21,752 So, for years now, I've wanted to find the elusive Klimpaloon. 213 00:11:21,754 --> 00:11:24,722 And finally, after countless hours web surfing, 214 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:27,992 I found Shackleberg's journal on an online auction site 215 00:11:27,994 --> 00:11:31,429 only to lose the first volume to you two! 216 00:11:31,431 --> 00:11:33,498 I did manage to get his second journal, 217 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,500 but it only contains the last page of the map, 218 00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:37,902 the map that you have in volume one. 219 00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:40,304 So I concocted a long, convoluted plan 220 00:11:40,306 --> 00:11:43,074 to get you to lead me right to him. Huh? 221 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,042 Hmm. Yeah. 222 00:11:45,044 --> 00:11:48,045 - But why? - You see, sales have gone flat. 223 00:11:48,047 --> 00:11:50,748 You can only reinvent the bikini and board shorts so many times. 224 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:55,753 But if I could convince the world to start wearing old-timey bathing suits again, 225 00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:57,688 that's revolutionary! 226 00:11:57,690 --> 00:12:00,324 But to do that, I was gonna need a gimmick. 227 00:12:00,526 --> 00:12:02,994 - Nyang, nyang, nyang! - What a combo! 228 00:12:02,996 --> 00:12:05,630 He's self-propelled, he's got a weird, disturbing face on his chest, 229 00:12:05,632 --> 00:12:07,498 and he makes unintelligible noises. 230 00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:10,034 Seriously, just the whole package is irresistible! 231 00:12:10,036 --> 00:12:12,503 And he's all mine! He's all mine! 232 00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:15,006 - You can't own him. - He's a living thing! 233 00:12:15,008 --> 00:12:17,459 - He belongs to the ages. - Well, the ages should have kept 234 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,911 their receipt, because he belongs to me now. 235 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,846 And once I unravel his secrets, I'll make a fortune. 236 00:12:21,981 --> 00:12:26,584 Ah, there's my ride. Brought to you by Random Swimwear! 237 00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:28,953 We can't let him unravel Klimpaloon's secrets! 238 00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:31,355 Unravel? I've got this! 239 00:12:31,357 --> 00:12:32,957 Knot untying patch, check! 240 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:35,726 - Come on! We've got to save him! - But how? 241 00:12:35,728 --> 00:12:37,929 Mr. Random is already miles away. 242 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,866 We have no idea where he is going and no way to get there 243 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:43,801 - except on foot! - Wow, what is with all the negativity? 244 00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:45,754 Enough already. Time is running out 245 00:12:45,755 --> 00:12:47,705 and I am not going to blow my big break. 246 00:12:47,707 --> 00:12:50,007 Let's look around. Maybe we can find some clues. 247 00:12:50,009 --> 00:12:51,742 See? Now that's constructive. 248 00:12:51,744 --> 00:12:54,078 Look! It's one of Klimpaloon's threads, 249 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,514 and it's trying to find its way back to him! 250 00:12:56,516 --> 00:12:59,483 - Follow that thread! - We cannot follow a thread! 251 00:12:59,485 --> 00:13:00,885 Again with the negativity. 252 00:13:00,887 --> 00:13:03,988 Maybe we can use it as a homing device. Ferb? 253 00:13:06,892 --> 00:13:07,959 Let's go! 254 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:11,896 Is no one going to talk about where we got the snowboards? 255 00:13:11,898 --> 00:13:13,701 There's no time for that now! 256 00:13:13,702 --> 00:13:15,504 Come on! Come on! Come on! 257 00:13:15,539 --> 00:13:18,069 Oh, man! Roger's not on until the end of the show? 258 00:13:18,071 --> 00:13:20,504 - Can I get mics to him? - No. Who do you think you are? 259 00:13:20,506 --> 00:13:23,507 - I'm his brother. - Nepotism will get you nowhere with me. 260 00:13:23,509 --> 00:13:26,877 Yeah, well, maybe not yet, but wait till Roger's a warthog. 261 00:13:26,879 --> 00:13:28,679 I do not know what that means. 262 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:34,185 That must be Mr. Random's fortress. Follow me! 263 00:13:42,094 --> 00:13:44,128 - Now what? - Okay. 264 00:13:44,463 --> 00:13:46,548 I'll just create a diversion here so that 265 00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:48,633 Buford and Baljeet can flank them from the left. 266 00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:51,002 Ferb can then use his intimidating shout to scatter them 267 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,004 so that Isabella can come in from behind. 268 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,139 That should work unless they have reinforcements. 269 00:13:55,141 --> 00:13:57,217 What do you think, Baljeet? Can you give me 270 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,510 - a number crunch real quick? - Uh, give me a sec. 271 00:13:59,512 --> 00:14:03,014 I am coming up with a 32.3% chance of success. 272 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,804 - Well, we've seen worse. - All right guys, let's do this. 273 00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:08,102 Buford van Stomm! 274 00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:09,487 - He just ran in. - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 275 00:14:09,489 --> 00:14:11,822 - Dang it, Buford! - Stick to the plan, man. 276 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,157 Stick to the plan! 277 00:14:13,592 --> 00:14:14,659 What the... 278 00:14:15,494 --> 00:14:17,695 What? I used gamer strategy. 279 00:14:18,063 --> 00:14:20,931 Okay, now I just have to set the spritzer, 280 00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:24,635 and the timer, and whoop, there he is! 281 00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:27,071 My brother the warthog, mayor no more. 282 00:14:30,777 --> 00:14:33,811 You know, it's not the same without Perry the platypus. 283 00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:35,046 I can't believe he ditched me! 284 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,715 One lousy award and he goes all diva. 285 00:14:40,952 --> 00:14:42,153 What the heck is all this? 286 00:14:42,155 --> 00:14:46,524 That's just so wrong. They're just horrible! 287 00:14:46,526 --> 00:14:48,959 You'll have to excuse me if this device seems incredibly threatening. 288 00:14:48,961 --> 00:14:51,696 It's only because it is incredibly threatening. 289 00:14:51,698 --> 00:14:53,130 Klimpaloon! 290 00:14:53,132 --> 00:14:56,117 As you clearly saw, my previous attempts to create the 291 00:14:56,118 --> 00:14:59,103 future of swimwear without Klimpaloon just were not working. 292 00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:00,938 You fiend! 293 00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:05,276 Look, I'm giving "old-timey" here a new twist. 294 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,012 Flash back to fashion forward. 295 00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:10,114 It's a little high concept, but take a look. 296 00:15:12,017 --> 00:15:15,219 * We're flashing back to fashion forward * 297 00:15:15,221 --> 00:15:18,823 * yes, the old is the new new * 298 00:15:18,825 --> 00:15:22,059 * one size fits all with just a little stretching * 299 00:15:22,061 --> 00:15:25,963 * be you 6'4" or 5'2" * 300 00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:28,933 * why rely on inspiration * 301 00:15:28,935 --> 00:15:32,136 * when the old stuff's tried and true * 302 00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:35,206 * we just revamped a tired idea * 303 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:39,610 * and made a new old-timey swimsuit for you * 304 00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:42,630 - Pretty catchy, don't ya think? - Yeah, if by "catchy" you mean 305 00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:45,649 "sucks the life out of the room and makes me wanna puke," then yeah. 306 00:15:45,651 --> 00:15:50,187 Anywho, now that I have the original, I can figure out what makes him tick. 307 00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:53,624 Which brings us back, obviously, to the incredibly threatening machine. 308 00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:56,794 So, it's time to extract Klimpaloon's life force, 309 00:15:56,928 --> 00:15:59,597 And, uh, then, of course, infuse it into my latest swimwear line. 310 00:15:59,831 --> 00:16:02,233 - We have to do something! - How about this? 311 00:16:03,368 --> 00:16:06,704 Aw, come on! Did we blow the breaker again, Fred? Fred? 312 00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:09,940 Frederick, it's... That stings. 313 00:16:09,942 --> 00:16:12,042 Come on, guys! Now's our chance to free Klimpaloon... 314 00:16:12,044 --> 00:16:16,580 - Buford van Stomm! - Oh no, not again. 315 00:16:19,117 --> 00:16:21,218 - So I did it again. - So what do we do? 316 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,987 Save Klimpaloon, of course. 317 00:16:22,989 --> 00:16:25,623 - Nyang, nyang, nyang. - There he is! Follow his voice. 318 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:26,991 - Got him! - Ow! That is me! 319 00:16:26,993 --> 00:16:29,860 Whoops. My bad. That wedgie was unintentional. 320 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,665 I got him! Let's go! 321 00:16:31,963 --> 00:16:34,098 Guards! Don't let him escape! 322 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:38,135 Oh, they are too fast. We are never going to make it. 323 00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:40,418 Ok, we gotta split up. Ferb, hide Klimpaloon 324 00:16:40,419 --> 00:16:42,614 under your jacket to keep him quiet and I'll lure the 325 00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:44,809 guards the other way with my "nyang, nyang, nyang-ing." 326 00:16:44,811 --> 00:16:47,978 - Just get him to awards show. - But Candace, you'll miss your big chance to... 327 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:50,080 Saving Klimpaloon is more important. 328 00:16:50,082 --> 00:16:53,050 Now go! Nyang, nyang, nyang... 329 00:16:53,052 --> 00:16:54,051 All right, hold on. 330 00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:58,155 That way! Follow that vintage swimwear! 331 00:16:59,324 --> 00:17:01,465 Good thing they left the door open. 332 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,328 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang... 333 00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,204 Oh! Cold! Cold! Cold! 334 00:17:13,905 --> 00:17:16,373 Great, I'm reduced to yak transport. 335 00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:19,410 Got it, boss. It's go time. 336 00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:23,047 ...and that's how we met. 337 00:17:23,049 --> 00:17:25,249 Okay, folks. On stage in five. 338 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:29,086 - Righty-ho. - Wow. What a great story. 339 00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:31,121 Bobbi! Come on! 340 00:17:31,123 --> 00:17:33,057 Huh? What? Wait up, guys! 341 00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:35,926 And now to present our final award for the evening, 342 00:17:35,928 --> 00:17:37,895 which of course was supposed to be our first award, 343 00:17:37,897 --> 00:17:41,332 but you remember that whole "does Klimpaloon exist" hullabaloo. 344 00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:44,935 Anyway, welcome again Lindana and Max Modem! 345 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,442 Unfortunately, due to lack of evidence, 346 00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:54,445 it appears that love händel has been disqualified. 347 00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:56,225 So without further ado, 348 00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:59,783 the winner of the award for best fact-based song is... 349 00:17:59,785 --> 00:18:02,019 Wait! We have the evidence! 350 00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:04,054 I'm sorry, kids. The journal isn't good enough. 351 00:18:04,056 --> 00:18:05,456 You need actual, physical proof. 352 00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:08,692 But we do have physical proof. Ferb? 353 00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:12,756 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang. 354 00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:16,767 I thought you said you'd stop at nothing to keep them from finding Klimpaloon. 355 00:18:16,769 --> 00:18:19,069 That's right. I did nothing and stopped. 356 00:18:19,071 --> 00:18:21,438 - How did you find him? - And why are you all in parkas? 357 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,348 There's no time for that now! Mr. Random is a ruthless venture capitalist 358 00:18:24,349 --> 00:18:27,256 who captured all of us in his Himalayan fortress where he performed 359 00:18:27,257 --> 00:18:29,569 inhuman experiments on bathing suits and tried to steal 360 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:31,882 Klimpaloon in pursuit of a revolutionary swimsuit sales gimmick! 361 00:18:32,117 --> 00:18:34,318 Oh, Candace, not here. Not now. 362 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,387 No, Mom, really, Candace is telling the truth! 363 00:18:36,389 --> 00:18:39,256 What an active imagination these kids have. 364 00:18:39,258 --> 00:18:42,391 We don't really have time for that now. We need to present an award. 365 00:18:42,426 --> 00:18:44,466 No, no, let's get the award done. 366 00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:46,681 Tick, tick, tick, time's a-wasting. Shall we? 367 00:18:46,716 --> 00:18:48,966 Well, obviously Klimpaloon is real. 368 00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:51,902 So it gives me great pleasure to present the award 369 00:18:51,904 --> 00:18:54,204 for best fact-based song to... 370 00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:58,075 ...Love Händel, for the Ballad of Klimpaloon! 371 00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:01,111 Thank you. Thank you so much! 372 00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:04,281 And a big thank you to all of the kids who brought Klimpaloon here. 373 00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,320 Come on, Candace, take your place. 374 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:23,000 * Oh! * 375 00:19:23,535 --> 00:19:24,802 * oh! * 376 00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:27,304 * oh! * 377 00:19:29,441 --> 00:19:34,178 * he stands in winter he's striped and frozen * 378 00:19:34,512 --> 00:19:38,916 * he is completely out of style * 379 00:19:39,784 --> 00:19:43,921 * he got no hands he got no feet * 380 00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:49,059 * all mouth and teeth but he don't smile * 381 00:19:50,128 --> 00:19:52,563 * he's made out of wool he's itchy to wear * 382 00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:55,032 * he's got broad stripes and savoir-faire * 383 00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:57,301 * he's out of place almost everywhere * 384 00:19:57,303 --> 00:20:00,471 * since 1883 * 385 00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:02,873 * he's a costume out of time * 386 00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:05,175 * both ridiculous and sublime * 387 00:20:05,177 --> 00:20:10,280 * seems innocuous, but I'm afraid he's scaring me * 388 00:20:10,282 --> 00:20:15,252 * he's the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas * 389 00:20:15,254 --> 00:20:17,087 * they call him Klimpaloon * 390 00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:20,324 * Klimpaloon * 391 00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:22,993 * if you're between Tibet and Nepal * 392 00:20:22,995 --> 00:20:25,996 * and you're quiet and you can hear the call * 393 00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:27,398 * of Klimpaloon * 394 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,900 * Klimpaloon * 395 00:20:31,069 --> 00:20:33,871 Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang... 396 00:20:34,072 --> 00:20:36,073 * he stands in winter! * 397 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,246 Wow! He really is magical. 398 00:20:42,248 --> 00:20:44,314 Actually, he's being pulled up by a cable. 399 00:20:44,316 --> 00:20:45,416 Thanks, Miguel. 400 00:20:46,918 --> 00:20:50,374 - Let's hear it for Love Händel. - Look at them, enjoying them tryin'! 401 00:20:50,409 --> 00:20:53,323 "Ooh, we're so happy. We saved Klimpaloon. Let's all sing." 402 00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:57,561 Well, enjoy it now, because I will get my hands on Klimpaloon! 403 00:20:57,563 --> 00:21:01,231 I'll unravel his secret even if I have to rip him apart, stitch by stitch. 404 00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:04,652 And then the moronic people of the world will beat a path 405 00:21:04,653 --> 00:21:08,072 to my door and beg for my cheap Klimpaloon knock-off line 406 00:21:08,074 --> 00:21:11,242 'cause consumers are just like Lemmings, mrainless little 407 00:21:11,243 --> 00:21:14,411 animals that I can manipulate right off the fiscal cliff 408 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:18,182 like the puppet master I am! 409 00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:19,917 Uh, uh, um... 410 00:21:21,219 --> 00:21:24,922 - Was that thing on? - Yes! Yes, it was! 411 00:21:24,924 --> 00:21:27,940 - My career's over, isn't it? - Yes! Yes, it is! 412 00:21:29,994 --> 00:21:31,195 And I'm a warthog. 413 00:21:31,329 --> 00:21:33,163 Curse you, Perry the... 414 00:21:33,165 --> 00:21:35,999 Well, I guess he doesn't really get credit for this one, 415 00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:39,169 he was just playing tambourine with Swine Flute. 416 00:21:39,171 --> 00:21:42,139 It's not really... Well. 417 00:21:42,907 --> 00:21:46,102 - Sort of anticlimactic for me. - So where is Klimpy? 418 00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:48,445 Don't tell me he ditched us for one of those swanky after-parties. 419 00:21:48,613 --> 00:21:51,181 I guess he's on his way back to the Himalayas. 420 00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:54,384 - See you, Klimpy. - Safe travels! 421 00:21:54,386 --> 00:21:56,520 I don't want him to go. I want him to stay with us. 422 00:21:56,522 --> 00:22:00,023 Klimpaloon doesn't belong to us. He belongs to the ages. 423 00:22:00,025 --> 00:22:03,160 I said that back in the Himalayas! Does no one listen to me? 424 00:22:03,162 --> 00:22:05,195 Uh, how are we getting home? 425 00:22:08,399 --> 00:22:11,602 * We're flashing back to fashion forward * 426 00:22:11,604 --> 00:22:14,972 * yes, the old is the new new * 427 00:22:14,974 --> 00:22:18,375 * one size fits all with just a little stretching * 428 00:22:18,377 --> 00:22:22,112 * be you 6'4" or 5'2" * 429 00:22:22,114 --> 00:22:25,082 * why rely on inspiration * 430 00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:28,285 * when the old stuff's tried and true * 431 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,555 * we just revamped a tired idea * 432 00:22:31,557 --> 00:22:35,589 * and made a new old-timey swimsuit for you * 433 00:22:35,594 --> 00:22:37,490 Pretty catchy, don't ya think? 434 00:22:37,516 --> 00:22:39,095 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~