1 00:00:10,193 --> 00:00:13,262 * There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation * 2 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:15,731 * and school comes along just to end it * 3 00:00:15,733 --> 00:00:19,068 * So the annual problem for our generation * 4 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:21,770 * is finding a good way to spend it * 5 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,405 * Like maybe * 6 00:00:23,407 --> 00:00:25,708 * Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy * 7 00:00:25,710 --> 00:00:28,210 * or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 8 00:00:28,212 --> 00:00:30,579 * Discovering something that doesn't exist * 9 00:00:30,581 --> 00:00:31,551 Hey! 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,716 * Or giving a monkey a shower * 11 00:00:34,304 --> 00:00:35,538 * Surfing tidal waves * 12 00:00:35,617 --> 00:00:37,720 * Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain * 13 00:00:37,722 --> 00:00:39,221 It's over here! 14 00:00:39,223 --> 00:00:41,590 * Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent * 15 00:00:41,592 --> 00:00:43,757 * Or driving our sister insane * 16 00:00:43,792 --> 00:00:44,760 Phineas! 17 00:00:44,762 --> 00:00:47,029 * As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do * 18 00:00:47,031 --> 00:00:48,697 * before school starts this fall * 19 00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:49,998 Come on, Perry. 20 00:00:50,199 --> 00:00:55,070 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 21 00:00:55,072 --> 00:01:00,509 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 22 00:01:00,511 --> 00:01:04,280 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 23 00:01:04,462 --> 00:01:07,530 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 24 00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:10,469 It's a mystery, Ferb. A riddle. 25 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:12,304 Whispering a secret to an enigma 26 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,673 while driving down a lost highway in an Escher painting. 27 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,209 How do they get the toothpaste into the tube? 28 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,911 Sometimes if you're lost it's best to just go along for the ride. 29 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:27,185 New Paisley Sideburn Brothers Album. Don't make me bust! 30 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:32,324 And how do they get the red and blue toothpaste to swirl? 31 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,960 Whoa. 32 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:38,330 Hmm. Apparently it just fell out of the sky. 33 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:44,503 Well, I guess it's the only one. 34 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,805 Let's open it up and see what's inside. 35 00:01:50,943 --> 00:01:53,478 Wow, it's a day full of questions. 36 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,483 - First the toothpaste, and now this. - And of course where is Perry. 37 00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:00,252 Yeah, see what I mean? We're up to our armpits in enigmas. 38 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,488 Ah, Agent P, glad you're here. 39 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,925 Doofenshmirtz has been incommunicado for far too long. 40 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:11,430 Either he's up to something big or he's met with some sort of foul play. 41 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:14,950 Well, that was rather abrupt. You know, sometimes I 42 00:02:14,951 --> 00:02:17,903 feel like he just comes here to get his assignments. 43 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:23,775 Aw crud, that's the third battle ax I've broken on this thing! 44 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,812 - Sorry about that, Dumpy. - The name is Dumpamir. 45 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:30,482 Wow, the fact that we cannot open it makes discovering the contents 46 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,168 - that much more tantalizing. - I know, right? 47 00:02:33,169 --> 00:02:35,854 Luckily, Ferb has been working on a special Z-ray machine 48 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,557 that can see through any substance on the periodic table. 49 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,859 It's highly experimental, so you might want to 50 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,761 encase yourself in this lead body armor. 51 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:50,644 Well, we can't see into the capsule, but the second mole has a cavity 52 00:02:50,679 --> 00:02:53,672 and it looks like Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro is making craploch tortillas. 53 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:57,008 * Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! * 54 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,696 Hey, that's my lunch! 55 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:28,039 I think I'm actually running out of ideas here. 56 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,609 And pianos. Shall I go get a pipe organ? 57 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,911 I know the secret of how to open that hatch. 58 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,679 - You do? - I do. 59 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,315 You see, for generations and generations, 60 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:40,185 the Van Stomm family has been the guardian of the 61 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:43,054 secret knowledge and protectors of the Mystery Capsule. 62 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:46,625 We make the 13th century Templars look like a bunch of wusses! 63 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:49,961 And throughout the ages, our family has pledged our lives 64 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,997 to conceal it from the unenlightened, 65 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:55,000 and in doing so, we were entrusted with the only key 66 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,968 that can unlock the capsule's secrets. 67 00:03:58,804 --> 00:04:00,991 - Really? - Nah, I'm just messin' with you. 68 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:02,449 I found this on the other side of the fence. 69 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:04,743 I saw it fall out of the lock when the capsule dropped from the sky. 70 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:06,344 It's worth a try. 71 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,480 Nice work, Agent P. 72 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,649 Carl is analyzing the footprint sample you pulled 73 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,817 from Doof's living room as we speak. 74 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,704 We've analyzed the mud and there seems to be a large number 75 00:04:15,705 --> 00:04:18,590 of caffeine molecules in there, along with some rain water. 76 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,826 So our only leads are coffee and a rainy climate. 77 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:22,928 That could be anywhere! 78 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:29,534 Uh, hello? Anyone there? 79 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,803 Marco... 80 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:35,040 You're supposed to say "Polo." 81 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,093 There better be a satisfying explanation for this 82 00:04:38,094 --> 00:04:40,645 when it's over or I'm gonna be merciless on my blog. 83 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,382 - Yeah, baby! - What mysteries does it contain? 84 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:47,085 Perhaps dozens of stray Schrodinger's cats? 85 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,887 Well, I ain't cleanin' their litter box! 86 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:52,991 Why is it smoking like that? 87 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,560 - And why are we all tilted? - Whoops, sorry. 88 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:57,829 You don't understand what you've done! 89 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,065 - Who are you? - I'm you... 90 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,534 from the future. 91 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,004 Peter the Panda? 92 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:08,106 Oh, that was a good shot of me! 93 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,408 Oh, and that one. That one too! 94 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,010 Oh, that one, that one was terrible. 95 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,813 My nose looked all crooked, it needed scribbling on. 96 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,481 Hello, Doofenshmirtz. 97 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:19,551 Hello, inky shape hovering in the darkness. 98 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:22,988 - What gives? - It is I, Professor Mystery. 99 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:26,591 - Okay... - Peter the Panda never mentioned me? 100 00:05:26,892 --> 00:05:29,461 No, but he doesn't actually, you know, talk. 101 00:05:29,695 --> 00:05:31,796 So, you gonna tell me why you kidnapped me? 102 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:38,203 Uh, hello? I know you're still out there, I can see your eyeballs. 103 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,805 What's with all the silence? It's very off-putting. 104 00:05:41,073 --> 00:05:44,109 Mystery is my allure. 105 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,045 Oh, this is gonna be a fun conversation. 106 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,947 Wait a minute, you're me from the future? 107 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,682 What happened to my nose? 108 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:54,861 Never mind about our nose-es! Listen to that! 109 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,010 If that hamster stops running the black hole 110 00:05:57,011 --> 00:05:59,125 will break containment, reality will collapse, 111 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:02,527 and now you've exposed my hamster to atmosphere! 112 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,096 It's only a matter of time before he weakens! 113 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:08,600 Wait... you have a hamster that's allergic to air? 114 00:06:08,734 --> 00:06:11,102 - You must believe me! - Why? 115 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,937 Because I'm you from the future! 116 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,540 Wait, I am not Indian in the future? 117 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,732 - Okay, I'm you from the future. - That doesn't even make sense! 118 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:21,212 Stop telling people you're them from the future. 119 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:23,748 - Who's that? - That's just Denise, ignore her. 120 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,950 - She's no one from the future.-e I heard that! 121 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:29,554 - Hi, kids, sorry for the intrusion. - There's no time to lose! 122 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:32,891 Settle down, Bernie. Remember your blood pressure. 123 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,026 What did I tell you? It's happening! 124 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:38,096 - He's slowing down! - Oh, let him. 125 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,765 I'm so tired of that hamster running our lives. 126 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,600 What's that flashing? 127 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,002 That cannot be good. 128 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,037 Well, you did hit it with a lot of pianos. 129 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,073 Seriously though, what's with the kidnapping? 130 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,975 And why do you have an obsessive shrine to Peter the Panda? 131 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:53,678 Because I am Peter the Panda's nemesis. 132 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,478 - You're surprised? - Well, yeah, of course. 133 00:06:57,513 --> 00:06:58,983 I mean, come on, if I knew he had a nemesis, 134 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:02,153 I would never want to be the "other" evil scientist. 135 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,406 Ooh, an Inator. So, what does it do? 136 00:07:04,441 --> 00:07:06,191 I can't divulge that, because mystery... 137 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:09,478 Is your allure, yeah, yeah, I know. So, do you tell 138 00:07:09,479 --> 00:07:12,764 Peter the Panda your plans before or after you trap him? 139 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,066 I just... I'm always interested in process. 140 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,268 I don't tell him at all, it would ruin the mystery. 141 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,288 - Which is my... - But he's your nemesis! 142 00:07:19,289 --> 00:07:21,306 He's got to know what he's thwarting! 143 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:24,260 I mean, that's just common courtesy. What, you expect 144 00:07:24,261 --> 00:07:27,212 him to infer it just from your complicated back-stories? 145 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,208 Wait, don't... Oh, no, don't tell me 146 00:07:30,209 --> 00:07:33,051 that you've never even given him a back story! 147 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,820 Well, there's your problem. There's your problem right there! 148 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,922 - What? - Lack of communication. 149 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:40,058 Give me a beat! 150 00:07:52,938 --> 00:07:54,973 * You can can it with the mystery * 151 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,608 * You don't have to be so vague * 152 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,942 * So vague * 153 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:00,111 * Give your nemesis some history * 154 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,313 * All the reasons you're a rotten egg * 155 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,116 - # It's not enough just to show him your device # - Ooh! 156 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,118 * You got to tell him what it does * 157 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,754 * I think you'll be surprised at his attention span * 158 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:12,023 * He's the only one who's gonna understand * 159 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:15,994 * You gotta tell him all of your evil plans because... * 160 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,930 - # You've got to talk to him # - Ooh! 161 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,833 * Tell him every twisted scheme that's in your head * 162 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,701 - # Talk to him # - Ooh 163 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:27,071 * You've gotta give him some specifics he can dread * 164 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:30,869 * Talk to him * * Don't just stand there like a rock * 165 00:08:30,904 --> 00:08:33,044 - # He's got two furry ears so use them # - # Use them # 166 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,814 - # I know you really want to bruise him # - # Bruise him # 167 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:38,817 * But I think you're gonna lose him if you don't talk * 168 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,718 * If you don't talk * 169 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,754 * Communication is the key * 170 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:45,089 * if you'd just open up you'll see * 171 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:48,988 * and maybe he'll stop thwarting me if you just talk * 172 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,868 - How did you get chorus girls in here? - They're a union, they'll travel. 173 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:04,375 There's only one way to stop this! Listen carefully! 174 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:08,079 - Hey, Denise, I found your bird! - You did? Where was he? 175 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,850 He was in my beard. Anyway, there's only one way to stop this! 176 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,720 No! 177 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:18,156 Quick, everyone, grab hold of the tree! 178 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,860 - Now what? - Of course, this is the one time 179 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,262 an object has not disappeared from the back yard! 180 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:26,931 Yeah, that's an annoying break in the pattern. 181 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:29,000 Well, actually, that's not the pattern. 182 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,202 The pattern is that they disappear after... 183 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,339 Candace! 184 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,010 Mom, Mom, Mom! 185 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,881 You're the last person I'm going to take advice from, you nemesis stealer! 186 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,350 Even with musical accompaniment you just don't get it. 187 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,185 Ugh, I'm gonna have to spell it out for you. 188 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:50,855 It's not my fault that you and Peter are having problems, 189 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,725 - it's yours. - We'll see whose fault it is 190 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,995 once I activate my True Purpose Shrouded in an Enigma-inator! 191 00:09:56,997 --> 00:10:00,031 Because, in just a few moments you will be zapped 192 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,900 and my vengeance will be complete! 193 00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:05,169 Uh, yawn. I mean, I'd be so much more concerned 194 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,105 if I understood what the stakes were, man. 195 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,208 - You've... Man. - Hmm? 196 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,076 Peter the Panda! 197 00:10:12,077 --> 00:10:14,812 Wow, I never thought I'd be so glad to see my nemesis! 198 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,447 Peter the Panda is not your nemesis! 199 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,349 Ah, you're right, he's not even my nemesis. 200 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,984 He's more of a thwarty call. 201 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,420 Don't you diminish him like that... Ooh! 202 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:25,089 See, he's thwarting me! 203 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,724 You mean nothing to him, Doofenshmirtz. 204 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:30,495 Yes, yes! You see, this is good, isn't it? 205 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,931 What did he give you that I couldn't give you? 206 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,999 An evil monologue, for one thing. 207 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,702 - What? - Communication! 208 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,855 Oh, for crying out loud, at least tell him what your 209 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:43,007 - Inator does! Huh? - Oh, yes! It's an un-exist-inator. 210 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:46,511 What? Well... Well, now I'm worried. 211 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,917 See? Communication works. 212 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:56,254 I can't hold on much longer! 213 00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:58,890 The one day my... 214 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,258 ...are in the wash. 215 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:04,963 Hurry, Mom! Come on, come on... What? 216 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:06,998 That did not hurt as much as I expected. 217 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,833 Yeah, you're welcome, people. 218 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,624 So my own parents accidentally created a black hole and became obsessed 219 00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:15,115 with containing it, eventually firing themselves into orbit for fear 220 00:11:15,116 --> 00:11:18,479 that they would jeopardize the planet, but that even me in the process. 221 00:11:18,514 --> 00:11:21,145 That is what motivated me to become evil in the first place, 222 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,214 and eventually build my un-exist-inator 223 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,816 which you destroyed tonight. 224 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,352 Wow, it really feels great to tell someone all this. 225 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,054 - Son! - Mom, Dad, you're back! 226 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,489 Aw... 227 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,892 I want you guys to meet my nemesis, Peter the Panda. 228 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:38,029 - You have a nemesis? - Our boy's all grown up! 229 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,998 - Why is he a panda bear? - Bernie! 230 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,566 What? I was just wondering. 231 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:45,069 Come on, Perry the Platypus, let's go home. 232 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,471 I talk to you enough, right? 233 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,040 Yeah, you're right, maybe too much. 234 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,209 Why don't you come in for some snacks, kids? 235 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,011 And if you see your dad, tell him to join us. 236 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,880 But, but, but... Fine. 237 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,712 You know, that was pretty intense, Ferb. 238 00:11:57,713 --> 00:11:59,542 We could've blown up the planet, 239 00:11:59,577 --> 00:12:01,586 or ripped open the space-time continuum or something. 240 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,522 I just hope we didn't cause any real damage. 241 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,458 Oh, hi, Dad. Mom has snacks if you want to join us. 242 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,662 Ah, jolly good, boys, I am a bit peckish. 243 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,867 Maybe there's some pie left. 244 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,601 Whoa, that was weird. 245 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,202 - Was that us? - Couldn't be. 246 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:22,476 That Phineas had four white stripes on his shirt and you only have three. 247 00:12:22,511 --> 00:12:25,309 Good point, not to mention our dad isn't a polar bear. 248 00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:30,532 Come on, come on Stace, cover me! We need to find the bridge 249 00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:33,117 across the Dumbledown River before that stupid gopher! 250 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,293 I've got your back, girl. 251 00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:36,054 - Coin! Come on, come on! - I'm on it. 252 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,123 Next. You did it, Candace! 253 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,426 Yes! Third on the leader board, baby! 254 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:45,596 That digital Ducky Momo trophy will be mine! 255 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,065 - Ours. - Ours! 256 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,688 Candace, oh, good, you're up. You have plenty 257 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,309 of time to tackle the list of chores you left piled up. 258 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,524 But Mom, Stacy and I are "this" close to kicking 259 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,704 leaderboard butt in Ducky Momo golden quest. 260 00:12:56,739 --> 00:12:58,141 Well, your chores better be done before 261 00:12:58,142 --> 00:13:01,162 - I get back from running my errands. - No problemo, Mom! 262 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:05,316 You're looking at the queen of multi-tasking! 263 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,418 Just make sure you hit the whole list, Your Majesty. 264 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,587 - See you later. - 'Kay. 265 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,155 Ooh, ooh, squirrel bandits! 266 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,994 Ha! You lose, bro! 267 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,996 Eye shifts count! You moved! 268 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,550 Actually, you did too, since our planet's orbital 269 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,102 speed around the sun is 67,000 miles per hour, 270 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,205 and you are on its surface, and speeding around the sun as well. 271 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,307 - Quit it! - Cool hat, Baljeet! 272 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,542 Thank you, I got it at Astro Camp today! 273 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,912 Quit turbocharging the orbital speed of my solar system! 274 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,145 What? I'm racing 'em against each other. 275 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:39,050 That's it! I know what we're gonna do today! 276 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,319 - Smack Baljeet's hat around? - No. 277 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,988 We're gonna build a solar system and race the planets! 278 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,224 Only if I can still smack around Baljeet's hat. 279 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,658 Hey, where is Perry? 280 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,501 Only you can make the decision to succeed. 281 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,787 You've got to dig down deep within 282 00:13:58,788 --> 00:14:01,072 yourself and grab a hold of your dream! 283 00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:03,274 Go ahead, grab it. 284 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,710 I'll wait. 285 00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:10,948 Oh, Agent P! I've been giving a motivational speech to the interns. 286 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,085 - And by interns I mean Carl. - Very inspirational, sir. 287 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,172 Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has rented out a conference hall at the 288 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:20,258 Danville Motel Inn and is giving some kind of motivational lecture. 289 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,211 Who would want motivation from him is beyond 290 00:14:22,212 --> 00:14:24,162 me, but, well, that's beside the point. 291 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,297 Pick up your credentials at the front desk. 292 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,099 Good luck, Agent P! 293 00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:30,334 I'm all hooked up and ready to multi-task. 294 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:33,777 First on the list, wash dishes. Now, where did we leave off? 295 00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:35,967 I think we were heading into the forest of the Grizzly King. 296 00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:38,176 Are you sure you don't want to wait until you've finish your chores? 297 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,444 Oh, please, Stacy, I've got everything under control! 298 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,713 Let's tackle the Mountain King's dishes! 299 00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:46,150 Hey, Phineas, what you doing? 300 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:49,053 Ferb and I were just heading up to our solar system speedway. 301 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,222 - We're gonna have a planet race! - Cool! 302 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,692 The first one to complete 50 laps around the sun wins the Galaxy 5000! 303 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,594 Technically it should be the Galaxy 50, 304 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,330 but, you know, Galaxy 5000 sounds so much cooler. 305 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:02,567 Ferb is racing Mercury, the closest planet to the sun. 306 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,240 I'm racing Mars. I saved Venus for you. 307 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,576 Aw, because Venus is the goddess of love? 308 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,579 - Actually, I didn't even think of that, but sure. - Ugh. 309 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,682 All right, racers, status check! 310 00:15:18,116 --> 00:15:20,117 - Saturn, check! - Yu-rah-noose, check. 311 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,386 Buford, that is not how it is pronounced. 312 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,554 It is on this channel. 313 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:27,091 - Venus? - Intergalactic Planetary Racing Patch, check! 314 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,492 - Mars? - All ready! 315 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,228 - Earth? - Earth is ready to go! 316 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,596 - Neptune? - Check. 317 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,797 - Jupiter? - Check. 318 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,165 Pluto is go! 319 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,234 Albert? What are you doing here? 320 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,503 - Pluto isn't even a planet. - That is still in dispute. 321 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:42,273 Racers, start your planets! 322 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,245 Right out of the gate the Earth is in the lead, 323 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,413 with Jupiter and Neptune rushing up to the challenge, 324 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,182 but they take each other out! 325 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,118 The Fireside Girls maintain their lead. 326 00:15:54,419 --> 00:15:56,654 Watch out for the falling fiery marshmallows, Stace! 327 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,090 I'll turn them into s'mores with my super sugar squeal! 328 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,192 Bye-bye, Wonder Kid! 329 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,227 Okay, I'll go collect the coins in the Cocoa Campground. 330 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,229 Now to get the laundry started. 331 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:10,768 * Doofenshmirtz Motivational Seminar! * 332 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,170 Welcome, you lucky people in attendance. 333 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,139 I am Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, 334 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,842 and I am here to introduce you to my eight-step program 335 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,578 for ruling the Tri-State Area! 336 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:24,181 I... I mean, overcoming obstacles on the path to self-fulfillment. 337 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,651 Right, nothing evil there. 338 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,720 Anywho, behold! The Inator Method! 339 00:16:30,088 --> 00:16:32,690 Hit it, Norm! 340 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:42,833 * Maybe you're a loser who's been sleeping in his car * 341 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:47,238 * Or a crazy person saving all their toenails in a jar * Nice! 342 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:51,409 * There may be many reasons you can count yourself sub-par * 343 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:55,780 * But the biggest one is you signed up for this here seminar * 344 00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,551 * But I'm the guy who'll give you all the answers * 345 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:06,590 * Sit back, relax and I will cue my backup dancers! * 346 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:11,529 - # The Inator Method! # - # It's the method with all the solutions # 347 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,765 - # The Inator Method! # - # This is the one Don't accept substitutions # 348 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,468 * The Inator Method! * 349 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,870 * Soon you'll see that the only conclusion is to * 350 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,872 * follow those impulsive urges * 351 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,376 * you know that you want to purchase now * 352 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:29,380 * The Inator Method! * 353 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,649 That's what I'm talking about, yeah! 354 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,184 Perry the Platypus, what are you doing here? 355 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,919 You're not supposed to be here till Step 3. 356 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,855 You'll have to excuse me while I confer with my visual aid. 357 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:41,158 I'm on stage so I'm going to have to forgo the long backstory. 358 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,228 Suffice it to say, there was a judge's ruling involved, okay? 359 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,931 Anyway, just take a seat in the back and I'll cue you when you're on. 360 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,567 Perry the Platypus, ladies and gentlemen. You'll be seeing 361 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,869 more of him later during the "nemesis" portion of the seminar. 362 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:55,906 Oh, sweet! We made it to the Golden Key of the Crumblebum Dwarves. 363 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,086 Candace! It's the Gopher! 364 00:17:57,087 --> 00:17:59,443 I'll put a stop to you, you gold key swiping go-fare! 365 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,879 Just get the key! Oh, aw... 366 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,849 - Stupid gopher! - Now we're back to third place! 367 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:08,285 I guess we'll just have to get him on the next level. 368 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,821 Did I put the... Hmm, better clean than dirty. 369 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,324 I'm one totally focused multi-tasking genius! 370 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:18,830 It's a virtual dead-heat with a planetary trine between 371 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,798 Mercury, Mars and Venus! 372 00:18:21,199 --> 00:18:23,667 Phineas is out in front by a pointed nose! 373 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,903 Well, check out the cool inverted move from Ferb! 374 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:29,440 - Watch out, boys, Venus is rising fast! - Whoa! 375 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,842 She went intra-Venus right between us. 376 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,979 Okay, so now that we've got the basics covered, we can 377 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,715 get the fun part. Let's start with Trapping Your Nemesis! 378 00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:40,785 Nametag, you're it! 379 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,821 The keys to a good trap are the element of surprise 380 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,624 and also, if you can work in a good pun that's always nice. 381 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,527 Uh, what about constraint and effectiveness? 382 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,496 Yeah, that'll be covered in the Thwarting Portion of our seminar, 383 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,998 don't... don't get ahead of yourself. 384 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,867 Okay, Step 4 is the big reveal! 385 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,270 Behold, the Motivate-inator! 386 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,574 Music sting, that totally ups the drama. 387 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,310 So what does it do? I'm glad you asked! 388 00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:08,612 You, come on up here. I'll show you. 389 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,248 Let's give him a big hand for being such a sport, shall we? 390 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,950 - All right, what's your name? - Billy. 391 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:13,951 Great to meet you, Billy. 392 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,720 Tell me, what do you see over there in the back of the room? 393 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:20,024 Uh... I don't know, a table full of stuff? 394 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:23,360 Did everyone take note of his reply? Totally lackluster. 395 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,430 But that's all gonna change. Okay, Billy, now, hold still. 396 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,966 Now what do you see, Billy? 397 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,001 Inator Method Merchandise! 398 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,903 Tapes, DVD's, books, audiobooks, now! Now! 399 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,502 T-shirts, hats, that is so cool! I gotta have 'em! 400 00:19:35,537 --> 00:19:37,400 Now look at him. All full of pep. 401 00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:38,642 He's completely motivated. 402 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:42,012 Wait a second... He's just motivated to buy your junk! 403 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,981 This is nothing but a money-making scam! 404 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,051 Exactly! What better motivation is there? 405 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,073 Nice work, Stace! That last Megawallow in the 406 00:19:52,074 --> 00:19:54,325 Razzleberry Swamp put us back in second place! 407 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,061 What? I can barely hear you over the vacuum! 408 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,929 Hang on, is that better? 409 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,587 Test of audios, take one. 410 00:20:00,588 --> 00:20:03,901 I came to this seminar with no intention of buying anything! 411 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,769 And look at all this junk I bought! 412 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,772 Holy cow, I've bought a lot stuff I don't need. 413 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,666 I just can't stop spending my money on 414 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,559 The Inator Method's motivational products! 415 00:20:12,594 --> 00:20:14,879 Whoo-hoo! With all the cash I'm raking in, 416 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,948 I'll be able to take over the Tri-State Area in no time! 417 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,618 Thank you very much, nice doing business with you. 418 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,053 - And who do I make this out to? - Uncle Phil. 419 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,023 "To Uncle Phil, wishing you the worst, 420 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,359 "Dr. Heinz Doofen..." Ow! 421 00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:31,996 This is it, Stace! The Golden Treasure of Utter Momositry! 422 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,931 Oh, no, you don't, leap of doom! 423 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:39,103 Whoo-hoo, we did it! Oh, it's so beautiful! 424 00:20:39,704 --> 00:20:41,122 * Awesome, awesome, awesome! * 425 00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:42,540 * Awesome, awesome, awesome! * 426 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,542 Number one in the Momo Realm! 427 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,478 With time to spare for an astronomical bust! 428 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,548 Buford is in the lead with Baljeet close behind! 429 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:54,051 I am going to run rings around you, Ice Giant! 430 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,376 - Bring it on, dweeb! - Eat my dust, Buford! 431 00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:01,559 Ooh! The silent-but-deadly planet has left for parts unknown! 432 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,930 And Baljeet wins the digital trophy! 433 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:06,997 Victory! 434 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:10,100 Perry the Platypus, hold still so I can throw the book at you! 435 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,136 Ow! 436 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,054 - Great race, Baljeet. - Excuse me! 437 00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:19,017 I don't normally run into strangers' back yards but I'm 438 00:21:19,018 --> 00:21:21,979 inexplicably motivated to buy your solar system race track! How much? 439 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,814 - Five bucks. - Sold! 440 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,995 - I'm home. How did you do on that list of... Ow! - Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom! 441 00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,719 You've got to see what Phineas and Ferb built in the backyard! 442 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,088 - Candace, the living room! - I know, I vacuumed. 443 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,890 - Come on, come on! - The laundry! 444 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,993 - The dishes? - All done and ready to be put away! 445 00:21:36,394 --> 00:21:38,529 - Look! - Hi, Mom. Hi, Candace. 446 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,998 Hi, kids. Well, at least the backyard isn't a mess. 447 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,967 - What? - Come on, Candace, 448 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:46,070 - you have a lot of cleaning up to do. - But... But, but, but... 449 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,405 Well, that was a lot of interplanetary fun. 450 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,908 - Plus, we made five bucks. - We should put that in the bank. 451 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,077 At 1% interest, are you kidding? 452 00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:56,113 - # Perry! # - Aw! 453 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,536 Aw man, now I'm gonna have to use the money I made 454 00:21:58,537 --> 00:22:00,150 for repairs and medical bills. 455 00:22:00,518 --> 00:22:03,921 Now, wait, wait! 456 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:09,159 Ahhhhh! Perry the Platypus! 457 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,860 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 458 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:15,299 * Maybe you're a loser who's been sleeping in his car * 459 00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:19,970 * Or a crazy person saving all their toenails in a jar * Nice! 460 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:23,941 * There may be many reasons you can count yourself sub-par * 461 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:28,312 * But the biggest one is you signed up for this here seminar * 462 00:22:29,213 --> 00:22:33,083 * But I'm the guy who'll give you all the answers * 463 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:39,122 * Sit back, relax and I will cue my backup dancers! * 464 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,165 * The Inator Method! *