1 00:00:03,643 --> 00:00:06,712 * There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation * 2 00:00:06,714 --> 00:00:09,181 * and school comes along just to end it * 3 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:12,518 * So the annual problem for our generation * 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,220 * is finding a good way to spend it * 5 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:16,855 * Like maybe * 6 00:00:16,857 --> 00:00:19,158 * Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy * 7 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,660 * or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 8 00:00:21,662 --> 00:00:24,029 * Discovering something that doesn't exist * 9 00:00:24,031 --> 00:00:25,001 Hey! 10 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:27,166 * Or giving a monkey a shower * 11 00:00:27,754 --> 00:00:28,988 * Surfing tidal waves * 12 00:00:29,067 --> 00:00:31,170 * Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain * 13 00:00:31,172 --> 00:00:32,671 It's over here! 14 00:00:32,673 --> 00:00:35,040 * Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent * 15 00:00:35,042 --> 00:00:37,207 * Or driving our sister insane * 16 00:00:37,242 --> 00:00:38,210 Phineas! 17 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:40,479 * As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do * 18 00:00:40,481 --> 00:00:42,147 * before school starts this fall * 19 00:00:42,148 --> 00:00:43,448 Come on, Perry. 20 00:00:43,649 --> 00:00:48,520 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 21 00:00:48,522 --> 00:00:53,959 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 22 00:00:53,961 --> 00:00:57,730 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 23 00:00:57,912 --> 00:01:00,980 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 24 00:01:01,884 --> 00:01:03,919 It's a mystery, Ferb. A riddle. 25 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,754 Whispering a secret to an enigma 26 00:01:05,756 --> 00:01:08,123 while driving down a lost highway in an Escher painting. 27 00:01:08,125 --> 00:01:10,659 How do they get the toothpaste into the tube? 28 00:01:10,661 --> 00:01:13,361 Sometimes if you're lost it's best to just go along for the ride. 29 00:01:16,867 --> 00:01:20,635 New Paisley Sideburn Brothers Album. Don't make me bust! 30 00:01:22,972 --> 00:01:25,774 And how do they get the red and blue toothpaste to swirl? 31 00:01:25,776 --> 00:01:28,410 Whoa. 32 00:01:28,412 --> 00:01:31,780 Hmm. Apparently it just fell out of the sky. 33 00:01:35,751 --> 00:01:37,953 Well, I guess it's the only one. 34 00:01:37,955 --> 00:01:40,255 Let's open it up and see what's inside. 35 00:01:44,393 --> 00:01:46,928 Wow, it's a day full of questions. 36 00:01:46,930 --> 00:01:50,933 - First the toothpaste, and now this. - And of course where is Perry. 37 00:01:50,968 --> 00:01:53,702 Yeah, see what I mean? We're up to our armpits in enigmas. 38 00:01:54,971 --> 00:01:56,938 Ah, Agent P, glad you're here. 39 00:01:56,940 --> 00:02:00,375 Doofenshmirtz has been incommunicado for far too long. 40 00:02:00,377 --> 00:02:04,880 Either he's up to something big or he's met with some sort of foul play. 41 00:02:05,448 --> 00:02:08,400 Well, that was rather abrupt. You know, sometimes I 42 00:02:08,401 --> 00:02:11,353 feel like he just comes here to get his assignments. 43 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:17,225 Aw crud, that's the third battle ax I've broken on this thing! 44 00:02:17,227 --> 00:02:20,262 - Sorry about that, Dumpy. - The name is Dumpamir. 45 00:02:20,264 --> 00:02:23,932 Wow, the fact that we cannot open it makes discovering the contents 46 00:02:23,933 --> 00:02:26,618 - that much more tantalizing. - I know, right? 47 00:02:26,619 --> 00:02:29,304 Luckily, Ferb has been working on a special Z-ray machine 48 00:02:29,306 --> 00:02:32,007 that can see through any substance on the periodic table. 49 00:02:32,009 --> 00:02:34,309 It's highly experimental, so you might want to 50 00:02:34,311 --> 00:02:36,211 encase yourself in this lead body armor. 51 00:02:40,416 --> 00:02:44,094 Well, we can't see into the capsule, but the second mole has a cavity 52 00:02:44,129 --> 00:02:47,122 and it looks like Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro is making craploch tortillas. 53 00:02:47,423 --> 00:02:50,458 * Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! * 54 00:03:09,812 --> 00:03:12,146 Hey, that's my lunch! 55 00:03:19,255 --> 00:03:21,489 I think I'm actually running out of ideas here. 56 00:03:21,491 --> 00:03:24,059 And pianos. Shall I go get a pipe organ? 57 00:03:24,061 --> 00:03:26,361 I know the secret of how to open that hatch. 58 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:28,129 - You do? - I do. 59 00:03:28,131 --> 00:03:30,765 You see, for generations and generations, 60 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:33,635 the Van Stomm family has been the guardian of the 61 00:03:33,636 --> 00:03:36,504 secret knowledge and protectors of the Mystery Capsule. 62 00:03:36,506 --> 00:03:40,075 We make the 13th century Templars look like a bunch of wusses! 63 00:03:40,242 --> 00:03:43,411 And throughout the ages, our family has pledged our lives 64 00:03:43,413 --> 00:03:45,447 to conceal it from the unenlightened, 65 00:03:45,449 --> 00:03:48,450 and in doing so, we were entrusted with the only key 66 00:03:48,452 --> 00:03:50,418 that can unlock the capsule's secrets. 67 00:03:52,254 --> 00:03:54,441 - Really? - Nah, I'm just messin' with you. 68 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:55,899 I found this on the other side of the fence. 69 00:03:55,934 --> 00:03:58,193 I saw it fall out of the lock when the capsule dropped from the sky. 70 00:03:58,461 --> 00:03:59,794 It's worth a try. 71 00:03:59,796 --> 00:04:01,930 Nice work, Agent P. 72 00:04:01,932 --> 00:04:04,099 Carl is analyzing the footprint sample you pulled 73 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,267 from Doof's living room as we speak. 74 00:04:06,269 --> 00:04:09,154 We've analyzed the mud and there seems to be a large number 75 00:04:09,155 --> 00:04:12,040 of caffeine molecules in there, along with some rain water. 76 00:04:12,042 --> 00:04:15,276 So our only leads are coffee and a rainy climate. 77 00:04:15,278 --> 00:04:16,378 That could be anywhere! 78 00:04:19,148 --> 00:04:22,984 Uh, hello? Anyone there? 79 00:04:23,419 --> 00:04:25,253 Marco... 80 00:04:26,155 --> 00:04:28,490 You're supposed to say "Polo." 81 00:04:28,991 --> 00:04:31,543 There better be a satisfying explanation for this 82 00:04:31,544 --> 00:04:34,095 when it's over or I'm gonna be merciless on my blog. 83 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:37,832 - Yeah, baby! - What mysteries does it contain? 84 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:40,535 Perhaps dozens of stray Schrodinger's cats? 85 00:04:40,537 --> 00:04:42,337 Well, I ain't cleanin' their litter box! 86 00:04:44,173 --> 00:04:46,441 Why is it smoking like that? 87 00:04:46,443 --> 00:04:49,010 - And why are we all tilted? - Whoops, sorry. 88 00:04:49,512 --> 00:04:51,279 You don't understand what you've done! 89 00:04:51,281 --> 00:04:53,515 - Who are you? - I'm you... 90 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:55,984 from the future. 91 00:04:58,388 --> 00:04:59,454 Peter the Panda? 92 00:05:00,022 --> 00:05:01,556 Oh, that was a good shot of me! 93 00:05:01,924 --> 00:05:03,858 Oh, and that one. That one too! 94 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:05,460 Oh, that one, that one was terrible. 95 00:05:05,462 --> 00:05:08,263 My nose looked all crooked, it needed scribbling on. 96 00:05:08,265 --> 00:05:09,931 Hello, Doofenshmirtz. 97 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:13,001 Hello, inky shape hovering in the darkness. 98 00:05:13,003 --> 00:05:16,438 - What gives? - It is I, Professor Mystery. 99 00:05:17,139 --> 00:05:20,041 - Okay... - Peter the Panda never mentioned me? 100 00:05:20,342 --> 00:05:22,911 No, but he doesn't actually, you know, talk. 101 00:05:23,145 --> 00:05:25,246 So, you gonna tell me why you kidnapped me? 102 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:31,653 Uh, hello? I know you're still out there, I can see your eyeballs. 103 00:05:31,655 --> 00:05:34,255 What's with all the silence? It's very off-putting. 104 00:05:34,523 --> 00:05:37,559 Mystery is my allure. 105 00:05:38,194 --> 00:05:40,495 Oh, this is gonna be a fun conversation. 106 00:05:40,497 --> 00:05:42,397 Wait a minute, you're me from the future? 107 00:05:42,399 --> 00:05:44,132 What happened to my nose? 108 00:05:44,366 --> 00:05:48,311 Never mind about our nose-es! Listen to that! 109 00:05:48,346 --> 00:05:50,460 If that hamster stops running the black hole 110 00:05:50,461 --> 00:05:52,575 will break containment, reality will collapse, 111 00:05:52,576 --> 00:05:55,977 and now you've exposed my hamster to atmosphere! 112 00:05:55,979 --> 00:05:58,546 It's only a matter of time before he weakens! 113 00:05:58,548 --> 00:06:02,050 Wait... you have a hamster that's allergic to air? 114 00:06:02,184 --> 00:06:04,552 - You must believe me! - Why? 115 00:06:04,554 --> 00:06:06,387 Because I'm you from the future! 116 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:08,990 Wait, I am not Indian in the future? 117 00:06:08,992 --> 00:06:12,182 - Okay, I'm you from the future. - That doesn't even make sense! 118 00:06:12,217 --> 00:06:14,662 Stop telling people you're them from the future. 119 00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:17,198 - Who's that? - That's just Denise, ignore her. 120 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,400 - She's no one from the future.-e I heard that! 121 00:06:19,402 --> 00:06:23,004 - Hi, kids, sorry for the intrusion. - There's no time to lose! 122 00:06:23,139 --> 00:06:26,341 Settle down, Bernie. Remember your blood pressure. 123 00:06:26,475 --> 00:06:28,476 What did I tell you? It's happening! 124 00:06:28,478 --> 00:06:31,546 - He's slowing down! - Oh, let him. 125 00:06:31,548 --> 00:06:34,215 I'm so tired of that hamster running our lives. 126 00:06:34,217 --> 00:06:36,050 What's that flashing? 127 00:06:36,052 --> 00:06:37,452 That cannot be good. 128 00:06:37,454 --> 00:06:39,487 Well, you did hit it with a lot of pianos. 129 00:06:39,489 --> 00:06:41,523 Seriously though, what's with the kidnapping? 130 00:06:41,525 --> 00:06:44,425 And why do you have an obsessive shrine to Peter the Panda? 131 00:06:44,427 --> 00:06:47,128 Because I am Peter the Panda's nemesis. 132 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:50,928 - You're surprised? - Well, yeah, of course. 133 00:06:50,963 --> 00:06:52,433 I mean, come on, if I knew he had a nemesis, 134 00:06:52,435 --> 00:06:55,603 I would never want to be the "other" evil scientist. 135 00:06:55,605 --> 00:06:57,856 Ooh, an Inator. So, what does it do? 136 00:06:57,891 --> 00:06:59,641 I can't divulge that, because mystery... 137 00:06:59,643 --> 00:07:02,928 Is your allure, yeah, yeah, I know. So, do you tell 138 00:07:02,929 --> 00:07:06,214 Peter the Panda your plans before or after you trap him? 139 00:07:06,216 --> 00:07:08,516 I just... I'm always interested in process. 140 00:07:08,518 --> 00:07:10,718 I don't tell him at all, it would ruin the mystery. 141 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,738 - Which is my... - But he's your nemesis! 142 00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:14,756 He's got to know what he's thwarting! 143 00:07:14,758 --> 00:07:17,710 I mean, that's just common courtesy. What, you expect 144 00:07:17,711 --> 00:07:20,662 him to infer it just from your complicated back-stories? 145 00:07:21,764 --> 00:07:23,658 Wait, don't... Oh, no, don't tell me 146 00:07:23,659 --> 00:07:26,501 that you've never even given him a back story! 147 00:07:26,503 --> 00:07:29,270 Well, there's your problem. There's your problem right there! 148 00:07:29,272 --> 00:07:31,372 - What? - Lack of communication. 149 00:07:31,374 --> 00:07:33,508 Give me a beat! 150 00:07:46,388 --> 00:07:48,423 * You can can it with the mystery * 151 00:07:48,425 --> 00:07:50,058 * You don't have to be so vague * 152 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,392 * So vague * 153 00:07:51,394 --> 00:07:53,561 * Give your nemesis some history * 154 00:07:53,563 --> 00:07:55,763 * All the reasons you're a rotten egg * 155 00:07:55,765 --> 00:07:58,566 - # It's not enough just to show him your device # - Ooh! 156 00:07:58,568 --> 00:08:00,568 * You got to tell him what it does * 157 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:03,204 * I think you'll be surprised at his attention span * 158 00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:05,473 * He's the only one who's gonna understand * 159 00:08:05,475 --> 00:08:09,444 * You gotta tell him all of your evil plans because... * 160 00:08:09,446 --> 00:08:12,380 - # You've got to talk to him # - Ooh! 161 00:08:12,382 --> 00:08:15,283 * Tell him every twisted scheme that's in your head * 162 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,151 - # Talk to him # - Ooh 163 00:08:17,153 --> 00:08:20,521 * You've gotta give him some specifics he can dread * 164 00:08:20,523 --> 00:08:24,319 * Talk to him * * Don't just stand there like a rock * 165 00:08:24,354 --> 00:08:26,494 - # He's got two furry ears so use them # - # Use them # 166 00:08:26,496 --> 00:08:29,264 - # I know you really want to bruise him # - # Bruise him # 167 00:08:29,266 --> 00:08:32,267 * But I think you're gonna lose him if you don't talk * 168 00:08:32,269 --> 00:08:34,168 * If you don't talk * 169 00:08:34,170 --> 00:08:36,204 * Communication is the key * 170 00:08:36,405 --> 00:08:38,539 * if you'd just open up you'll see * 171 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:42,438 * and maybe he'll stop thwarting me if you just talk * 172 00:08:47,484 --> 00:08:50,318 - How did you get chorus girls in here? - They're a union, they'll travel. 173 00:08:53,622 --> 00:08:57,825 There's only one way to stop this! Listen carefully! 174 00:08:57,827 --> 00:09:01,529 - Hey, Denise, I found your bird! - You did? Where was he? 175 00:09:01,531 --> 00:09:05,300 He was in my beard. Anyway, there's only one way to stop this! 176 00:09:07,637 --> 00:09:09,170 No! 177 00:09:09,405 --> 00:09:11,606 Quick, everyone, grab hold of the tree! 178 00:09:12,641 --> 00:09:15,310 - Now what? - Of course, this is the one time 179 00:09:15,312 --> 00:09:17,712 an object has not disappeared from the back yard! 180 00:09:17,846 --> 00:09:20,381 Yeah, that's an annoying break in the pattern. 181 00:09:20,549 --> 00:09:22,450 Well, actually, that's not the pattern. 182 00:09:22,452 --> 00:09:24,652 The pattern is that they disappear after... 183 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:27,789 Candace! 184 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,460 Mom, Mom, Mom! 185 00:09:32,462 --> 00:09:36,331 You're the last person I'm going to take advice from, you nemesis stealer! 186 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,800 Even with musical accompaniment you just don't get it. 187 00:09:38,802 --> 00:09:40,635 Ugh, I'm gonna have to spell it out for you. 188 00:09:40,836 --> 00:09:44,305 It's not my fault that you and Peter are having problems, 189 00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:47,175 - it's yours. - We'll see whose fault it is 190 00:09:47,177 --> 00:09:50,445 once I activate my True Purpose Shrouded in an Enigma-inator! 191 00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:53,481 Because, in just a few moments you will be zapped 192 00:09:53,483 --> 00:09:55,350 and my vengeance will be complete! 193 00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:58,619 Uh, yawn. I mean, I'd be so much more concerned 194 00:09:58,621 --> 00:10:00,555 if I understood what the stakes were, man. 195 00:10:00,557 --> 00:10:03,658 - You've... Man. - Hmm? 196 00:10:03,926 --> 00:10:05,526 Peter the Panda! 197 00:10:05,527 --> 00:10:08,262 Wow, I never thought I'd be so glad to see my nemesis! 198 00:10:08,264 --> 00:10:09,897 Peter the Panda is not your nemesis! 199 00:10:09,899 --> 00:10:11,799 Ah, you're right, he's not even my nemesis. 200 00:10:11,801 --> 00:10:13,434 He's more of a thwarty call. 201 00:10:13,436 --> 00:10:15,870 Don't you diminish him like that... Ooh! 202 00:10:15,872 --> 00:10:18,539 See, he's thwarting me! 203 00:10:18,541 --> 00:10:20,174 You mean nothing to him, Doofenshmirtz. 204 00:10:20,176 --> 00:10:23,945 Yes, yes! You see, this is good, isn't it? 205 00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:26,381 What did he give you that I couldn't give you? 206 00:10:26,383 --> 00:10:28,449 An evil monologue, for one thing. 207 00:10:28,451 --> 00:10:30,152 - What? - Communication! 208 00:10:30,153 --> 00:10:33,305 Oh, for crying out loud, at least tell him what your 209 00:10:33,306 --> 00:10:36,457 - Inator does! Huh? - Oh, yes! It's an un-exist-inator. 210 00:10:36,459 --> 00:10:39,961 What? Well... Well, now I'm worried. 211 00:10:39,963 --> 00:10:42,367 See? Communication works. 212 00:10:47,936 --> 00:10:49,704 I can't hold on much longer! 213 00:10:49,938 --> 00:10:52,340 The one day my... 214 00:10:52,342 --> 00:10:53,708 ...are in the wash. 215 00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:58,413 Hurry, Mom! Come on, come on... What? 216 00:10:58,547 --> 00:11:00,448 That did not hurt as much as I expected. 217 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:02,283 Yeah, you're welcome, people. 218 00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:06,074 So my own parents accidentally created a black hole and became obsessed 219 00:11:06,181 --> 00:11:08,565 with containing it, eventually firing themselves into orbit for fear 220 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:11,929 that they would jeopardize the planet, but that even me in the process. 221 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,595 That is what motivated me to become evil in the first place, 222 00:11:14,597 --> 00:11:16,664 and eventually build my un-exist-inator 223 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:18,266 which you destroyed tonight. 224 00:11:18,268 --> 00:11:20,802 Wow, it really feels great to tell someone all this. 225 00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:23,504 - Son! - Mom, Dad, you're back! 226 00:11:23,506 --> 00:11:24,939 Aw... 227 00:11:24,941 --> 00:11:28,342 I want you guys to meet my nemesis, Peter the Panda. 228 00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:31,479 - You have a nemesis? - Our boy's all grown up! 229 00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:33,448 - Why is he a panda bear? - Bernie! 230 00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:35,016 What? I was just wondering. 231 00:11:35,417 --> 00:11:38,519 Come on, Perry the Platypus, let's go home. 232 00:11:38,521 --> 00:11:39,921 I talk to you enough, right? 233 00:11:40,289 --> 00:11:42,490 Yeah, you're right, maybe too much. 234 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,659 Why don't you come in for some snacks, kids? 235 00:11:44,661 --> 00:11:46,461 And if you see your dad, tell him to join us. 236 00:11:46,463 --> 00:11:49,330 But, but, but... Fine. 237 00:11:49,332 --> 00:11:51,162 You know, that was pretty intense, Ferb. 238 00:11:51,163 --> 00:11:52,992 We could've blown up the planet, 239 00:11:53,027 --> 00:11:55,036 or ripped open the space-time continuum or something. 240 00:11:55,038 --> 00:11:57,972 I just hope we didn't cause any real damage. 241 00:11:57,974 --> 00:12:00,908 Oh, hi, Dad. Mom has snacks if you want to join us. 242 00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:04,112 Ah, jolly good, boys, I am a bit peckish. 243 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,317 Maybe there's some pie left. 244 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:10,051 Whoa, that was weird. 245 00:12:10,053 --> 00:12:11,652 - Was that us? - Couldn't be. 246 00:12:11,887 --> 00:12:15,926 That Phineas had four white stripes on his shirt and you only have three. 247 00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:18,759 Good point, not to mention our dad isn't a polar bear. 248 00:12:21,134 --> 00:12:23,982 Come on, come on Stace, cover me! We need to find the bridge 249 00:12:23,983 --> 00:12:26,567 across the Dumbledown River before that stupid gopher! 250 00:12:26,569 --> 00:12:27,743 I've got your back, girl. 251 00:12:27,744 --> 00:12:29,504 - Coin! Come on, come on! - I'm on it. 252 00:12:29,506 --> 00:12:32,573 Next. You did it, Candace! 253 00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:34,876 Yes! Third on the leader board, baby! 254 00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:39,046 That digital Ducky Momo trophy will be mine! 255 00:12:39,048 --> 00:12:40,515 - Ours. - Ours! 256 00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:43,138 Candace, oh, good, you're up. You have plenty 257 00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:45,759 of time to tackle the list of chores you left piled up. 258 00:12:45,794 --> 00:12:47,974 But Mom, Stacy and I are "this" close to kicking 259 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,154 leaderboard butt in Ducky Momo golden quest. 260 00:12:50,189 --> 00:12:51,591 Well, your chores better be done before 261 00:12:51,592 --> 00:12:54,612 - I get back from running my errands. - No problemo, Mom! 262 00:12:54,647 --> 00:12:58,766 You're looking at the queen of multi-tasking! 263 00:12:58,768 --> 00:13:00,868 Just make sure you hit the whole list, Your Majesty. 264 00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:03,037 - See you later. - 'Kay. 265 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:04,605 Ooh, ooh, squirrel bandits! 266 00:13:08,644 --> 00:13:10,444 Ha! You lose, bro! 267 00:13:10,446 --> 00:13:12,446 Eye shifts count! You moved! 268 00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:15,000 Actually, you did too, since our planet's orbital 269 00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:17,552 speed around the sun is 67,000 miles per hour, 270 00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:20,655 and you are on its surface, and speeding around the sun as well. 271 00:13:20,789 --> 00:13:22,757 - Quit it! - Cool hat, Baljeet! 272 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,992 Thank you, I got it at Astro Camp today! 273 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,362 Quit turbocharging the orbital speed of my solar system! 274 00:13:28,364 --> 00:13:30,595 What? I'm racing 'em against each other. 275 00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:32,500 That's it! I know what we're gonna do today! 276 00:13:32,502 --> 00:13:34,769 - Smack Baljeet's hat around? - No. 277 00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:37,438 We're gonna build a solar system and race the planets! 278 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,674 Only if I can still smack around Baljeet's hat. 279 00:13:39,676 --> 00:13:41,108 Hey, where is Perry? 280 00:13:47,549 --> 00:13:49,951 Only you can make the decision to succeed. 281 00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:52,237 You've got to dig down deep within 282 00:13:52,238 --> 00:13:54,522 yourself and grab a hold of your dream! 283 00:13:55,023 --> 00:13:56,724 Go ahead, grab it. 284 00:13:57,426 --> 00:13:59,160 I'll wait. 285 00:13:59,761 --> 00:14:04,398 Oh, Agent P! I've been giving a motivational speech to the interns. 286 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,535 - And by interns I mean Carl. - Very inspirational, sir. 287 00:14:07,537 --> 00:14:10,622 Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has rented out a conference hall at the 288 00:14:10,623 --> 00:14:13,708 Danville Motel Inn and is giving some kind of motivational lecture. 289 00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:15,661 Who would want motivation from him is beyond 290 00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:17,612 me, but, well, that's beside the point. 291 00:14:17,746 --> 00:14:19,747 Pick up your credentials at the front desk. 292 00:14:19,749 --> 00:14:21,549 Good luck, Agent P! 293 00:14:21,883 --> 00:14:23,784 I'm all hooked up and ready to multi-task. 294 00:14:23,952 --> 00:14:27,227 First on the list, wash dishes. Now, where did we leave off? 295 00:14:27,262 --> 00:14:29,417 I think we were heading into the forest of the Grizzly King. 296 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,626 Are you sure you don't want to wait until you've finish your chores? 297 00:14:31,628 --> 00:14:33,894 Oh, please, Stacy, I've got everything under control! 298 00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:36,163 Let's tackle the Mountain King's dishes! 299 00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:39,600 Hey, Phineas, what you doing? 300 00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:42,503 Ferb and I were just heading up to our solar system speedway. 301 00:14:42,505 --> 00:14:44,672 - We're gonna have a planet race! - Cool! 302 00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:48,142 The first one to complete 50 laps around the sun wins the Galaxy 5000! 303 00:14:48,144 --> 00:14:50,044 Technically it should be the Galaxy 50, 304 00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:52,780 but, you know, Galaxy 5000 sounds so much cooler. 305 00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:56,017 Ferb is racing Mercury, the closest planet to the sun. 306 00:14:59,755 --> 00:15:02,690 I'm racing Mars. I saved Venus for you. 307 00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:05,026 Aw, because Venus is the goddess of love? 308 00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:08,029 - Actually, I didn't even think of that, but sure. - Ugh. 309 00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:11,132 All right, racers, status check! 310 00:15:11,566 --> 00:15:13,567 - Saturn, check! - Yu-rah-noose, check. 311 00:15:13,569 --> 00:15:15,836 Buford, that is not how it is pronounced. 312 00:15:15,838 --> 00:15:17,004 It is on this channel. 313 00:15:17,006 --> 00:15:20,541 - Venus? - Intergalactic Planetary Racing Patch, check! 314 00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:21,942 - Mars? - All ready! 315 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:23,678 - Earth? - Earth is ready to go! 316 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,046 - Neptune? - Check. 317 00:15:25,048 --> 00:15:26,247 - Jupiter? - Check. 318 00:15:26,249 --> 00:15:27,615 Pluto is go! 319 00:15:27,617 --> 00:15:29,684 Albert? What are you doing here? 320 00:15:29,686 --> 00:15:32,953 - Pluto isn't even a planet. - That is still in dispute. 321 00:15:33,188 --> 00:15:35,723 Racers, start your planets! 322 00:15:38,761 --> 00:15:40,695 Right out of the gate the Earth is in the lead, 323 00:15:40,697 --> 00:15:42,863 with Jupiter and Neptune rushing up to the challenge, 324 00:15:42,865 --> 00:15:44,632 but they take each other out! 325 00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:47,568 The Fireside Girls maintain their lead. 326 00:15:47,869 --> 00:15:50,104 Watch out for the falling fiery marshmallows, Stace! 327 00:15:50,106 --> 00:15:52,540 I'll turn them into s'mores with my super sugar squeal! 328 00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,642 Bye-bye, Wonder Kid! 329 00:15:54,644 --> 00:15:56,677 Okay, I'll go collect the coins in the Cocoa Campground. 330 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,679 Now to get the laundry started. 331 00:16:00,549 --> 00:16:04,218 * Doofenshmirtz Motivational Seminar! * 332 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,620 Welcome, you lucky people in attendance. 333 00:16:06,622 --> 00:16:08,589 I am Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, 334 00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:11,292 and I am here to introduce you to my eight-step program 335 00:16:11,294 --> 00:16:14,028 for ruling the Tri-State Area! 336 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:17,631 I... I mean, overcoming obstacles on the path to self-fulfillment. 337 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:20,101 Right, nothing evil there. 338 00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:23,170 Anywho, behold! The Inator Method! 339 00:16:23,538 --> 00:16:26,140 Hit it, Norm! 340 00:16:32,881 --> 00:16:36,283 * Maybe you're a loser who's been sleeping in his car * 341 00:16:36,585 --> 00:16:40,688 * Or a crazy person saving all their toenails in a jar * Nice! 342 00:16:40,889 --> 00:16:44,859 * There may be many reasons you can count yourself sub-par * 343 00:16:44,861 --> 00:16:49,230 * But the biggest one is you signed up for this here seminar * 344 00:16:50,132 --> 00:16:54,001 * But I'm the guy who'll give you all the answers * 345 00:16:54,236 --> 00:17:00,040 * Sit back, relax and I will cue my backup dancers! * 346 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:04,979 - # The Inator Method! # - # It's the method with all the solutions # 347 00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:08,215 - # The Inator Method! # - # This is the one Don't accept substitutions # 348 00:17:08,217 --> 00:17:09,918 * The Inator Method! * 349 00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:13,320 * Soon you'll see that the only conclusion is to * 350 00:17:13,322 --> 00:17:15,322 * follow those impulsive urges * 351 00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:18,826 * you know that you want to purchase now * 352 00:17:18,828 --> 00:17:22,830 * The Inator Method! * 353 00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:25,099 That's what I'm talking about, yeah! 354 00:17:25,101 --> 00:17:26,634 Perry the Platypus, what are you doing here? 355 00:17:26,636 --> 00:17:28,369 You're not supposed to be here till Step 3. 356 00:17:28,371 --> 00:17:31,305 You'll have to excuse me while I confer with my visual aid. 357 00:17:31,307 --> 00:17:34,608 I'm on stage so I'm going to have to forgo the long backstory. 358 00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:37,678 Suffice it to say, there was a judge's ruling involved, okay? 359 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,381 Anyway, just take a seat in the back and I'll cue you when you're on. 360 00:17:40,716 --> 00:17:43,017 Perry the Platypus, ladies and gentlemen. You'll be seeing 361 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,319 more of him later during the "nemesis" portion of the seminar. 362 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,356 Oh, sweet! We made it to the Golden Key of the Crumblebum Dwarves. 363 00:17:49,358 --> 00:17:50,536 Candace! It's the Gopher! 364 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,893 I'll put a stop to you, you gold key swiping go-fare! 365 00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:55,329 Just get the key! Oh, aw... 366 00:17:55,331 --> 00:17:58,299 - Stupid gopher! - Now we're back to third place! 367 00:17:58,301 --> 00:18:01,735 I guess we'll just have to get him on the next level. 368 00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:04,271 Did I put the... Hmm, better clean than dirty. 369 00:18:04,273 --> 00:18:06,774 I'm one totally focused multi-tasking genius! 370 00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:12,280 It's a virtual dead-heat with a planetary trine between 371 00:18:12,281 --> 00:18:14,248 Mercury, Mars and Venus! 372 00:18:14,649 --> 00:18:17,117 Phineas is out in front by a pointed nose! 373 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,353 Well, check out the cool inverted move from Ferb! 374 00:18:19,688 --> 00:18:22,890 - Watch out, boys, Venus is rising fast! - Whoa! 375 00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:25,292 She went intra-Venus right between us. 376 00:18:25,694 --> 00:18:28,429 Okay, so now that we've got the basics covered, we can 377 00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:31,165 get the fun part. Let's start with Trapping Your Nemesis! 378 00:18:31,399 --> 00:18:34,235 Nametag, you're it! 379 00:18:34,369 --> 00:18:37,271 The keys to a good trap are the element of surprise 380 00:18:37,273 --> 00:18:40,074 and also, if you can work in a good pun that's always nice. 381 00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:42,977 Uh, what about constraint and effectiveness? 382 00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:45,946 Yeah, that'll be covered in the Thwarting Portion of our seminar, 383 00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:47,448 don't... don't get ahead of yourself. 384 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:50,317 Okay, Step 4 is the big reveal! 385 00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:52,720 Behold, the Motivate-inator! 386 00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:57,024 Music sting, that totally ups the drama. 387 00:18:57,325 --> 00:18:59,760 So what does it do? I'm glad you asked! 388 00:19:00,061 --> 00:19:02,062 You, come on up here. I'll show you. 389 00:19:02,064 --> 00:19:04,698 Let's give him a big hand for being such a sport, shall we? 390 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,400 - All right, what's your name? - Billy. 391 00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:07,401 Great to meet you, Billy. 392 00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:10,170 Tell me, what do you see over there in the back of the room? 393 00:19:10,472 --> 00:19:13,474 Uh... I don't know, a table full of stuff? 394 00:19:13,476 --> 00:19:16,810 Did everyone take note of his reply? Totally lackluster. 395 00:19:16,812 --> 00:19:19,880 But that's all gonna change. Okay, Billy, now, hold still. 396 00:19:20,182 --> 00:19:22,416 Now what do you see, Billy? 397 00:19:22,418 --> 00:19:24,451 Inator Method Merchandise! 398 00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:26,353 Tapes, DVD's, books, audiobooks, now! Now! 399 00:19:26,355 --> 00:19:28,952 T-shirts, hats, that is so cool! I gotta have 'em! 400 00:19:28,987 --> 00:19:30,850 Now look at him. All full of pep. 401 00:19:30,851 --> 00:19:32,092 He's completely motivated. 402 00:19:32,094 --> 00:19:35,462 Wait a second... He's just motivated to buy your junk! 403 00:19:35,464 --> 00:19:37,431 This is nothing but a money-making scam! 404 00:19:37,799 --> 00:19:40,501 Exactly! What better motivation is there? 405 00:19:43,272 --> 00:19:45,523 Nice work, Stace! That last Megawallow in the 406 00:19:45,524 --> 00:19:47,775 Razzleberry Swamp put us back in second place! 407 00:19:47,777 --> 00:19:50,511 What? I can barely hear you over the vacuum! 408 00:19:50,513 --> 00:19:52,379 Hang on, is that better? 409 00:19:52,381 --> 00:19:54,037 Test of audios, take one. 410 00:19:54,038 --> 00:19:57,351 I came to this seminar with no intention of buying anything! 411 00:19:57,353 --> 00:19:59,219 And look at all this junk I bought! 412 00:19:59,221 --> 00:20:02,222 Holy cow, I've bought a lot stuff I don't need. 413 00:20:02,224 --> 00:20:04,116 I just can't stop spending my money on 414 00:20:04,117 --> 00:20:06,009 The Inator Method's motivational products! 415 00:20:06,044 --> 00:20:08,329 Whoo-hoo! With all the cash I'm raking in, 416 00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:11,398 I'll be able to take over the Tri-State Area in no time! 417 00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:14,068 Thank you very much, nice doing business with you. 418 00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:16,503 - And who do I make this out to? - Uncle Phil. 419 00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:19,473 "To Uncle Phil, wishing you the worst, 420 00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:21,809 "Dr. Heinz Doofen..." Ow! 421 00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:25,446 This is it, Stace! The Golden Treasure of Utter Momositry! 422 00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:27,381 Oh, no, you don't, leap of doom! 423 00:20:29,352 --> 00:20:32,553 Whoo-hoo, we did it! Oh, it's so beautiful! 424 00:20:33,154 --> 00:20:34,572 * Awesome, awesome, awesome! * 425 00:20:34,573 --> 00:20:35,990 * Awesome, awesome, awesome! * 426 00:20:35,992 --> 00:20:37,992 Number one in the Momo Realm! 427 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,928 With time to spare for an astronomical bust! 428 00:20:41,096 --> 00:20:43,998 Buford is in the lead with Baljeet close behind! 429 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,501 I am going to run rings around you, Ice Giant! 430 00:20:47,503 --> 00:20:50,826 - Bring it on, dweeb! - Eat my dust, Buford! 431 00:20:50,972 --> 00:20:55,009 Ooh! The silent-but-deadly planet has left for parts unknown! 432 00:20:56,112 --> 00:20:59,380 And Baljeet wins the digital trophy! 433 00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:00,447 Victory! 434 00:21:00,449 --> 00:21:03,550 Perry the Platypus, hold still so I can throw the book at you! 435 00:21:03,552 --> 00:21:05,586 Ow! 436 00:21:07,823 --> 00:21:09,504 - Great race, Baljeet. - Excuse me! 437 00:21:09,505 --> 00:21:12,467 I don't normally run into strangers' back yards but I'm 438 00:21:12,468 --> 00:21:15,429 inexplicably motivated to buy your solar system race track! How much? 439 00:21:15,431 --> 00:21:17,264 - Five bucks. - Sold! 440 00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:20,445 - I'm home. How did you do on that list of... Ow! - Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom! 441 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,169 You've got to see what Phineas and Ferb built in the backyard! 442 00:21:22,171 --> 00:21:24,538 - Candace, the living room! - I know, I vacuumed. 443 00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:26,340 - Come on, come on! - The laundry! 444 00:21:26,342 --> 00:21:29,443 - The dishes? - All done and ready to be put away! 445 00:21:29,844 --> 00:21:31,979 - Look! - Hi, Mom. Hi, Candace. 446 00:21:31,981 --> 00:21:34,448 Hi, kids. Well, at least the backyard isn't a mess. 447 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,417 - What? - Come on, Candace, 448 00:21:36,419 --> 00:21:39,520 - you have a lot of cleaning up to do. - But... But, but, but... 449 00:21:39,522 --> 00:21:41,855 Well, that was a lot of interplanetary fun. 450 00:21:41,857 --> 00:21:44,358 - Plus, we made five bucks. - We should put that in the bank. 451 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,527 At 1% interest, are you kidding? 452 00:21:47,495 --> 00:21:49,563 - # Perry! # - Aw! 453 00:21:49,565 --> 00:21:51,986 Aw man, now I'm gonna have to use the money I made 454 00:21:51,987 --> 00:21:53,600 for repairs and medical bills. 455 00:21:53,968 --> 00:21:57,371 Now, wait, wait! 456 00:21:59,307 --> 00:22:02,609 Ahhhhh! Perry the Platypus! 457 00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:05,310 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 458 00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:08,749 * Maybe you're a loser who's been sleeping in his car * 459 00:22:08,751 --> 00:22:13,420 * Or a crazy person saving all their toenails in a jar * Nice! 460 00:22:13,422 --> 00:22:17,391 * There may be many reasons you can count yourself sub-par * 461 00:22:17,393 --> 00:22:21,762 * But the biggest one is you signed up for this here seminar * 462 00:22:22,663 --> 00:22:26,533 * But I'm the guy who'll give you all the answers * 463 00:22:26,768 --> 00:22:32,572 * Sit back, relax and I will cue my backup dancers! * 464 00:22:32,574 --> 00:22:34,615 * The Inator Method! *