1 00:00:03,553 --> 00:00:06,622 * There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation * 2 00:00:06,624 --> 00:00:09,091 * and school comes along just to end it * 3 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:12,428 * So the annual problem for our generation * 4 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:15,130 * is finding a good way to spend it * 5 00:00:15,132 --> 00:00:16,765 * Like maybe * 6 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,068 * Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy * 7 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:21,570 * or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 8 00:00:21,572 --> 00:00:23,939 * Discovering something that doesn't exist * 9 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:24,911 Hey! 10 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,076 * Or giving a monkey a shower * 11 00:00:27,664 --> 00:00:28,898 * Surfing tidal waves * 12 00:00:28,977 --> 00:00:31,726 * Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain * 13 00:00:31,761 --> 00:00:32,581 It's over here! 14 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:34,950 * Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent * 15 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,117 * Or driving our sister insane * 16 00:00:37,152 --> 00:00:38,120 Phineas! 17 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:40,389 * As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do * 18 00:00:40,391 --> 00:00:42,057 * before school starts this fall * 19 00:00:42,058 --> 00:00:43,358 Come on, Perry. 20 00:00:43,559 --> 00:00:48,432 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 21 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:53,850 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 22 00:00:53,871 --> 00:00:57,740 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 23 00:00:58,122 --> 00:01:01,204 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 24 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:06,061 - Hey, I'm Dan. - And I'm Swampy. 25 00:01:06,095 --> 00:01:08,697 We're the co-creators of Phineas and Ferb. 26 00:01:08,731 --> 00:01:11,066 - The show that you're probably watching right now. - Hopefully. 27 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,669 We get letters from kids all over the world 28 00:01:13,703 --> 00:01:17,105 - asking us questions about the show, that we... - No, that's, that's not actually true. 29 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:19,808 We don't get a lot of actual physical "written on paper" letters. 30 00:01:19,842 --> 00:01:21,677 - What we get is a lot of emails... - No, no, that's true. 31 00:01:21,711 --> 00:01:24,152 - Digital, electronic. - Yeah, actually all of the emails 32 00:01:24,153 --> 00:01:27,649 we've ever received fit on this flash drive right here. 33 00:01:27,684 --> 00:01:28,917 But that's not as impressive as... 34 00:01:28,951 --> 00:01:31,653 No, this stack of, of letters here is much more impressive. 35 00:01:31,688 --> 00:01:33,789 This is a prop, though, made mostly of, uh, 36 00:01:33,823 --> 00:01:35,724 - foam, fiberglass, that kind of thing. - Yeah. 37 00:01:35,758 --> 00:01:38,794 Not to say that we don't actually get letters from people, 38 00:01:38,828 --> 00:01:40,896 physical letters, uh, like, uh, this one is for, 39 00:01:40,930 --> 00:01:44,633 for instance, from, from Becky. This is a question we get all the time. 40 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:47,869 "Are we ever going to see Perry the Platypus get a girlfriend?" 41 00:01:47,904 --> 00:01:48,937 No. 42 00:01:48,971 --> 00:01:50,639 - No, not gonna happen. - No. 43 00:01:50,673 --> 00:01:54,743 Here's another one. This one is from, uh, Donny. 44 00:01:54,777 --> 00:01:58,647 It says, "Are we ever going to see Phineas and Ferb as teenagers?" 45 00:01:58,681 --> 00:02:01,817 - Yes. Yes we are. - In fact, we're gonna see it right now. 46 00:02:01,851 --> 00:02:04,853 This episode is set 10 years in the future, so don't let it confuse you. 47 00:02:04,887 --> 00:02:07,022 Actually to, to avoid confusion, let's, uh, 48 00:02:07,056 --> 00:02:09,991 let's just synchronize our calendars right... 49 00:02:10,026 --> 00:02:11,292 Now. 50 00:02:12,094 --> 00:02:14,095 I'm running out of time, Ferb. 51 00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:15,797 I gotta choose a school. 52 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,265 Do I stay local or go abroad? 53 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,834 Trade school? Art school? 54 00:02:19,869 --> 00:02:21,903 Come on, Ferb. Help me make a decision. 55 00:02:23,105 --> 00:02:24,172 Get in the booth. 56 00:02:24,206 --> 00:02:26,875 Oh, cool, all my college acceptance letters. 57 00:02:26,909 --> 00:02:29,144 I guess we're gonna let fate decide this one. 58 00:02:33,082 --> 00:02:34,115 Okay. 59 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,218 Kjobstaad Academy. Uh, which one was that again? 60 00:02:37,253 --> 00:02:40,948 Mmm... Great Physics department. Norway. 61 00:02:40,957 --> 00:02:43,856 Hmm. Don't feel I'm ready for those cold winters. 62 00:02:47,063 --> 00:02:49,297 Okay, Comedy Traffic School. 63 00:02:50,099 --> 00:02:51,900 Well, if it's fate... 64 00:02:52,935 --> 00:02:54,953 Yeah, things seemed a lot easier when we were 65 00:02:54,954 --> 00:02:56,972 young and just waiting for our voices to drop. 66 00:02:57,273 --> 00:02:58,873 Hey, guys! 67 00:02:58,908 --> 00:03:01,309 Oh! Something was caught in my throat! 68 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:03,278 So, still trying to figure out where to go to school? 69 00:03:03,312 --> 00:03:04,813 Working on it. 70 00:03:04,847 --> 00:03:07,115 I was just giving Buford some pointers on collegiate life. 71 00:03:07,149 --> 00:03:10,085 Since I've already graduated and been accepted as a professor, 72 00:03:10,119 --> 00:03:12,854 I could pull some strings and get him into my school. 73 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:15,190 Just think, Buford, you could be my student! 74 00:03:15,224 --> 00:03:18,026 - I would be the boss of you! - Don't get too excited. 75 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:21,162 I'm going to film school. I'm concentrating on tragedies. 76 00:03:21,197 --> 00:03:24,132 The story of a struggling orphan's transcendental search 77 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:27,102 for meaning in a post-apocalyptic society. 78 00:03:27,236 --> 00:03:30,238 - It sounds pretentious. - Thank you. 79 00:03:30,272 --> 00:03:32,807 So, Ferb, you're off to school in England? 80 00:03:32,842 --> 00:03:34,809 Yeah, he's going to Camford on Oxbury. 81 00:03:34,977 --> 00:03:36,945 "Camford on Oxbury." 82 00:03:36,979 --> 00:03:40,148 - It sounds like a wizard school. - It's not a wizard school. 83 00:03:40,182 --> 00:03:43,018 - Well, there is some wizarding. - Phineas, why don't you just go there? 84 00:03:43,052 --> 00:03:45,186 Or why not go where Candace goes to school? 85 00:03:45,221 --> 00:03:47,088 Law school? I don't know. 86 00:03:47,256 --> 00:03:49,074 And that concludes my dissertation 87 00:03:49,075 --> 00:03:51,552 on modern investigative techniques for establishing 88 00:03:51,553 --> 00:03:54,029 proof of guilt with or without physical evidence. 89 00:03:54,196 --> 00:03:57,298 Spectacular! I've never had a student convince me 90 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:59,968 of something so completely baseless before! 91 00:04:00,002 --> 00:04:01,836 Now I feel like busting someone. 92 00:04:02,004 --> 00:04:05,006 Yeah, I don't know if Candace's school is the place for me. 93 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:07,108 Forget the booth. I'm gonna go with my gut. 94 00:04:07,143 --> 00:04:10,979 It's between these two, Danville U and TriState State. 95 00:04:11,013 --> 00:04:14,816 Both really good schools. Looks like I have some thinking to do. 96 00:04:14,850 --> 00:04:18,153 Hey, the epic struggle of a triangle-headed boy 97 00:04:18,187 --> 00:04:20,255 to choose between two schools. 98 00:04:20,289 --> 00:04:23,304 - Pretentious alert. - And again, thank you. 99 00:04:27,897 --> 00:04:30,265 Sir! It's the old Evil Scientist Alert System. 100 00:04:30,299 --> 00:04:32,217 It's showing Inator activity 101 00:04:32,218 --> 00:04:37,272 - on a Doctor Dooferdsmits. - Doofenshmirtz? Great googly moogly! 102 00:04:37,306 --> 00:04:39,040 I thought he'd give up his evil ways 103 00:04:39,075 --> 00:04:41,276 when we placed him as a high school science teacher. 104 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:43,912 Well, it's too bad Monogram isn't around to see this. 105 00:04:43,946 --> 00:04:46,815 Well, sir, he's gone to a better place. 106 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,016 Yeah. 107 00:04:49,952 --> 00:04:51,920 Oh, what the heck! I'm gonna call him. 108 00:04:53,889 --> 00:04:56,291 - Monogram. - How've you been, sir? 109 00:04:56,325 --> 00:05:00,995 Carl! I'm great! Bora Bora really is a better place. 110 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:03,031 - How've you been, man? - I've been well. 111 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:05,800 Guess who's just set off the Inator alert? 112 00:05:05,835 --> 00:05:06,901 - Doofenshmirtz? - Yeah. 113 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:08,970 Just like old times. 114 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,755 - Well, tell him "hi" from me. - Of course! 115 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,210 Agent P. 116 00:05:16,345 --> 00:05:19,047 No, it's not bowling night! It's Doofenshmirtz. 117 00:05:19,181 --> 00:05:21,249 He's activated the Inator alert system. 118 00:05:21,283 --> 00:05:24,305 We think he may have returned to evil! 119 00:05:30,993 --> 00:05:33,094 So I heard Isabella is off to TriState State. 120 00:05:33,129 --> 00:05:34,996 Oh, wow, really? Huh. 121 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,264 I haven't seen much of her this summer. 122 00:05:36,298 --> 00:05:38,867 Why do parents buy such weird food? 123 00:05:38,901 --> 00:05:41,269 Everything's light, low, non, free or diet. 124 00:05:41,904 --> 00:05:43,838 - So she's leaving? - Yes. 125 00:05:43,939 --> 00:05:46,007 Huh, I always thought the two of you would end up together. 126 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,943 I wish! I am so in the friend zone there. 127 00:05:48,978 --> 00:05:50,178 You are kidding, right? 128 00:05:50,312 --> 00:05:53,081 You do know she had a giant crush on you for ages? 129 00:05:53,215 --> 00:05:57,185 - Uh, no? - Oh, come on, it was so obvious. 130 00:05:57,219 --> 00:05:59,954 She came over to your house every day for 11 years 131 00:05:59,989 --> 00:06:01,356 just to see what you were doing. 132 00:06:01,390 --> 00:06:04,893 When she looked at you, her pupils actually formed little hearts. 133 00:06:04,927 --> 00:06:07,061 Like, I do not know how that is physically possible. 134 00:06:07,096 --> 00:06:09,097 She changed her eyeballs! 135 00:06:09,131 --> 00:06:11,735 Wha... I don't believe it. Ferb? 136 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:12,934 Mmm. 137 00:06:12,968 --> 00:06:14,202 Uh, why didn't you guys ever tell me? 138 00:06:14,236 --> 00:06:17,105 We are guys. We do not talk about feelings. 139 00:06:19,975 --> 00:06:21,776 Did you see the new car Irving got? 140 00:06:21,811 --> 00:06:24,212 - Can we eat yet? I'm starving. - Um, I'm sorry. 141 00:06:24,246 --> 00:06:26,080 I feel like my brain is broken. 142 00:06:26,115 --> 00:06:28,783 I gotta think. I'm gonna take a walk. 143 00:06:28,818 --> 00:06:32,854 - Uh, see you, guys. - Hmm, maybe it is not too late. 144 00:06:32,888 --> 00:06:34,222 We should try to get them together. 145 00:06:34,256 --> 00:06:36,858 You know, before Isabella leaves for school. 146 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:38,860 Yeah, all right. 147 00:06:38,894 --> 00:06:41,863 * Doofenshmirtz Mmm Incorporated * 148 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:46,267 Perry the Platypus! Is it Thursday already? 149 00:06:46,302 --> 00:06:49,554 Hmm, well, let me go get my shoes and my ball and then... 150 00:06:49,555 --> 00:06:50,939 Wait, where's your stuff? 151 00:06:51,974 --> 00:06:53,174 Huh? 152 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:55,982 Oh, no, that's not evil, so, so I don't think it counts. 153 00:06:56,017 --> 00:06:58,046 Oh, wait a minute. Did I set off the Inator alert? 154 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,280 Oh, that is so funny! 155 00:06:59,315 --> 00:07:01,182 Probably scared the heck out of Commander Carl, huh? 156 00:07:01,217 --> 00:07:03,218 Oh, I know, it can look intimidating. 157 00:07:03,252 --> 00:07:05,220 But there's no reason to be afraid. It isn't evil. 158 00:07:05,254 --> 00:07:06,988 It isn't even the Inator. 159 00:07:07,022 --> 00:07:08,890 The Inator is this gold chain. 160 00:07:08,924 --> 00:07:11,192 Once it's charged, I'm going to put it around my neck 161 00:07:11,227 --> 00:07:13,995 and it will activate the insecurity parts of my brain 162 00:07:14,029 --> 00:07:17,131 and trigger a full-blown midlife crisis. 163 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:19,167 Allow me to explain in song. 164 00:07:22,204 --> 00:07:25,073 * All my friends have spray-on tans * 165 00:07:25,107 --> 00:07:28,109 * And they get back together with their old rock bands * 166 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:31,212 * Guess their bland old lives are now filled with spices * 167 00:07:31,247 --> 00:07:34,249 * They are having a midlife crisis * 168 00:07:34,283 --> 00:07:37,852 * They're all getting sports cars and new toupees * 169 00:07:37,887 --> 00:07:40,822 * They are borrowing against their IRAs * 170 00:07:40,856 --> 00:07:43,224 * I've always had more than my share of vices * 171 00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:46,961 * But I never had a midlife crisis * 172 00:07:46,996 --> 00:07:49,797 * I'm sick and tired of being out of the game * 173 00:07:49,832 --> 00:07:52,934 * Everyone's so discontent I wish I felt the same * 174 00:07:52,968 --> 00:07:55,803 * It's not like my life has been a total delight * 175 00:07:55,838 --> 00:07:59,841 * But something must be wrong 'cause I feel all right * 176 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:01,242 Kazoo solo! 177 00:08:13,822 --> 00:08:16,791 * But now with my Inator I can be the same * 178 00:08:16,825 --> 00:08:19,894 * My crisis will put all other crises to shame * 179 00:08:19,929 --> 00:08:22,830 * I'm telling you now that it's gonna be twice * 180 00:08:22,865 --> 00:08:25,833 * As good as any big gut suckin' * 181 00:08:25,868 --> 00:08:29,003 * Sports car buyin' self-deludin' * 182 00:08:29,038 --> 00:08:31,973 * Comb-over tryin' skinny jean wearin' * 183 00:08:32,007 --> 00:08:35,009 * Wrinkle denyin' bucket listin' * 184 00:08:35,044 --> 00:08:39,047 * Gray hair dyein' existential mid-life crisis * 185 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:43,251 So just let me get this thing charged up and we'll be on our way. 186 00:08:47,156 --> 00:08:48,189 Ready? 187 00:08:53,028 --> 00:08:55,930 Oh, wow! I feel pretty energized! 188 00:08:55,965 --> 00:08:59,334 I want to do something exciting and fun, and also incredibly stupid! 189 00:08:59,368 --> 00:09:02,136 Come on, Perry the Platypus, let's go have an adventure. 190 00:09:04,907 --> 00:09:06,841 Ginger, are you texting Baljeet again? 191 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:08,876 Yeah, we're at odds deciding what movie to see later. 192 00:09:08,911 --> 00:09:10,178 He wants to go to the one about that planet 193 00:09:10,212 --> 00:09:13,781 - and I want to see the one with that guy. - Well, don't fight about it. 194 00:09:13,816 --> 00:09:16,818 - Manipulate the situation! - Manipthewha? 195 00:09:16,852 --> 00:09:18,920 Okay, ladies, listen up. 196 00:09:18,954 --> 00:09:21,873 Pretend you don't care about your movie, but then hint that 197 00:09:21,874 --> 00:09:24,792 it's playing at the theater next to the froyo place he likes. 198 00:09:24,827 --> 00:09:28,062 The seed is planted, and he'll think it's his idea to go there. 199 00:09:28,097 --> 00:09:29,797 Hi, guys! Food's up! 200 00:09:30,065 --> 00:09:32,567 Aw! Just think, this may be the last time 201 00:09:32,568 --> 00:09:35,069 I'm stuffing your faces before I'm off to school. 202 00:09:35,104 --> 00:09:36,170 I got it, Mom! 203 00:09:36,205 --> 00:09:37,872 Anyway, enjoy! 204 00:09:37,906 --> 00:09:39,803 Gotta treat my Fireside Girl alums right! 205 00:09:39,975 --> 00:09:42,243 Hey, hey! Baljeet says okay to my movie. 206 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:44,979 Mmm-hmm. Works every time. 207 00:09:45,147 --> 00:09:48,149 - Where is Baljeet, anyway? - Oh, he's over at Phineas'. 208 00:09:48,817 --> 00:09:49,984 Oh, Phineas. 209 00:09:50,152 --> 00:09:53,087 It's too bad Isabella and Phineas never got together. 210 00:09:53,122 --> 00:09:55,890 Yeah, I always thought they were meant for each other. 211 00:09:56,025 --> 00:10:00,061 - Look at her, working so hard. - Do we have chopped liver? 212 00:10:00,095 --> 00:10:01,796 What do you think this place is, chopped li... 213 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:02,864 Uh, that doesn't really work. 214 00:10:02,898 --> 00:10:05,199 She doesn't have time to manipulate a situation 215 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:07,235 where she and Phineas can get together. 216 00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:11,039 - But we do! - Hey, Speedy Thumbs, text Lover Boy 217 00:10:11,073 --> 00:10:12,807 and tell those guys we have a plan 218 00:10:12,841 --> 00:10:14,909 to get Isabella and Phineas together! 219 00:10:16,178 --> 00:10:18,146 - Ginger texting you again? - Yes. 220 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,815 The girls want to get Phineas and Isabella together. 221 00:10:20,849 --> 00:10:24,018 - Wasn't that our idea? - Yes. But now I've got to write her back 222 00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:27,088 in a passive way that makes her think it's really her idea. 223 00:10:27,122 --> 00:10:29,223 She is trying to manipulate the situation. 224 00:10:30,192 --> 00:10:31,492 It is how we love. 225 00:10:31,894 --> 00:10:34,028 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 226 00:10:34,063 --> 00:10:36,987 How's the dye job holding up, Perry the Platypus? 227 00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:39,033 Isn't this great? 228 00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:41,169 If I had known it was this much fun... 229 00:10:45,007 --> 00:10:47,308 Hey, this is one of those fancy sailing yachts! 230 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,243 We could sail around the world in this thing! 231 00:10:49,278 --> 00:10:52,213 We could, we could visit exotic ports, fight pirates! 232 00:10:52,247 --> 00:10:54,215 We'd be like a couple of seafaring Huck Finns 233 00:10:54,249 --> 00:10:56,816 and the ocean would be our home... 234 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,955 Or maybe we could wrestle alligators! 235 00:11:00,989 --> 00:11:03,858 No, wait! Even better, sports car! 236 00:11:06,995 --> 00:11:09,030 Here, let me get that for you, Nana Shapiro. 237 00:11:09,064 --> 00:11:10,164 Phineas Flynn! 238 00:11:10,199 --> 00:11:13,901 Oh, look at you, so tall and handsome, and going to college I hear. 239 00:11:13,936 --> 00:11:16,804 Oh, how time flies. Where are you going to school? 240 00:11:16,839 --> 00:11:18,005 I haven't really decided. 241 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,842 Isabella came over to say goodbye this morning. 242 00:11:20,876 --> 00:11:21,943 - She's off to... - This morning? 243 00:11:21,977 --> 00:11:23,244 But her school doesn't start for two more weeks. 244 00:11:23,278 --> 00:11:26,047 Oh, honey, didn't you know? She's leaving today. 245 00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:27,181 As soon as she's done with work. 246 00:11:27,216 --> 00:11:29,016 - Something about needing to... - Today?! 247 00:11:29,051 --> 00:11:31,252 - But... - Phineas, look at me. 248 00:11:31,286 --> 00:11:33,154 If you have anything you need to say to her, 249 00:11:33,188 --> 00:11:35,256 you'd better get over to the restaurant and say it. 250 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:37,765 Her summer is almost over. 251 00:11:38,127 --> 00:11:40,228 I... You're right. Thanks. 252 00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:43,831 - The restaurant is that way! - Thanks again. 253 00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:50,805 Isn't this fun? It's like when we were kids. 254 00:11:50,839 --> 00:11:53,574 Building stuff in Phineas and Ferb's backyard! 255 00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:56,811 We'll build the perfect dinner date for Isabella and Phineas. 256 00:11:56,845 --> 00:11:58,646 Their favorite food, music... 257 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,883 And when we get them to come back here and see it and each other, 258 00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:03,751 they're bound to fall madly in love 259 00:12:03,785 --> 00:12:05,753 like they were always meant to be! 260 00:12:05,787 --> 00:12:07,889 You know, you can't force these things. 261 00:12:07,923 --> 00:12:10,491 Oh, come on, we're girls! It's what we do. 262 00:12:10,526 --> 00:12:12,027 When they first walk in, we'll play 263 00:12:12,028 --> 00:12:14,446 the songs I put on this playlist. They're all about love 264 00:12:14,447 --> 00:12:16,864 and it will trigger them to start thinking about love. 265 00:12:16,899 --> 00:12:18,666 Then we have these streamers and balloons 266 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,934 in both of their favorite colors, 267 00:12:19,968 --> 00:12:21,969 which will stimulate the romantic centers of their brains, 268 00:12:22,004 --> 00:12:24,672 - making them think about love. - What if it doesn't? 269 00:12:24,706 --> 00:12:26,541 Well, then, we have this sign. 270 00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:30,578 Sure you don't have anything else that's more ridiculous or irresponsible? 271 00:12:30,612 --> 00:12:33,614 - Nope. This is as dumb as they come. - All right! 272 00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:35,203 Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw! 273 00:12:40,022 --> 00:12:41,589 So, what else you got? 274 00:12:41,623 --> 00:12:43,925 We've got another one just like it, but in yellow. 275 00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:45,092 You hear that? 276 00:12:45,127 --> 00:12:47,795 It'll be like driving a really fast Ducky Momo! 277 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:51,599 Oh, yeah, it's the perfect romantic setting out there. 278 00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:53,734 It will be like love kicked them both in the face. 279 00:12:53,769 --> 00:12:57,122 Buford, the table looks great, but there is one thing 280 00:12:57,123 --> 00:12:59,874 - that would make it perfect. - No! No way! 281 00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:02,610 I'm not putting that stupid cupid outfit on again. 282 00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:04,946 But it worked so well for me and Mishti! 283 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,582 Oh, Mishti, Mishti, Mishti. 284 00:13:07,616 --> 00:13:09,531 Let it go, Ging. 285 00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:13,707 I think the turbo kicks in when it revs abo... Whoa! 286 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,527 Oh, oh! Uh, it's okay. We're fine. 287 00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:21,495 But we do seem to have picked up a passenger. 288 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,455 I'll shake it loose up here at the turn. 289 00:13:27,002 --> 00:13:30,905 Now, drive safely, sweetheart. And call me when you get to school. 290 00:13:30,939 --> 00:13:32,607 Okay, Mom. 291 00:13:32,641 --> 00:13:35,776 I'm very proud of you and will miss you so much! 292 00:13:35,811 --> 00:13:39,513 - I'll miss you too, Mom. - Oh! I almost forgot! 293 00:13:39,548 --> 00:13:40,748 Your last paycheck. 294 00:13:40,782 --> 00:13:44,650 I love you. I'll call! 295 00:13:46,922 --> 00:13:47,989 Whoops. 296 00:13:52,828 --> 00:13:58,666 * I wanted you to see me, but for so long you were blind * 297 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:04,505 * Now it's time to face tomorrow and leave all that stuff behind * 298 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:10,745 * Of what would our lives have been like if you'd just given me a sign * 299 00:14:10,779 --> 00:14:17,718 * 'Cause I like you more than every other thing I like combined * 300 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:24,625 * I spent so many summers hoping something would begin * 301 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:30,731 * I thought that I was over you, but here I am again * 302 00:14:30,866 --> 00:14:34,001 * What might have been * 303 00:14:44,646 --> 00:14:47,815 - Phineas, honey, how are you? - Hi, Mrs. Garcia Shapiro. 304 00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:51,519 - Uh, is Isabella here? - Oh, no, sweetie, she's gone. 305 00:14:51,553 --> 00:14:53,788 Gone, like, driving-car-school gone? 306 00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,623 Yes, you just missed her. 307 00:14:55,657 --> 00:14:57,658 It's too bad you didn't get to see her off. 308 00:14:57,693 --> 00:15:01,453 You know, since you were a kid, she's had a huge crush on you. 309 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,997 I wish I had known. 310 00:15:07,903 --> 00:15:13,674 * I can't believe that all this time you never said a word * 311 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:19,914 * Although it's possible you did and I just never heard * 312 00:15:19,948 --> 00:15:25,786 * I never even noticed I guess I wasn't that alert * 313 00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:32,793 * But I must say that in retrospect you were being quite overt * 314 00:15:33,662 --> 00:15:38,966 * And now our endless summer is finally coming to an end * 315 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:45,973 * I tried to make the most of everyday, but now the years just seem misspent * 316 00:15:46,007 --> 00:15:49,710 * What might have been * 317 00:15:59,554 --> 00:16:01,922 * I could have been your girlfriend * 318 00:16:01,957 --> 00:16:04,925 * I could have been your fella * 319 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:10,898 - # We might have been an item # - # They would have called us Phinabella # 320 00:16:10,932 --> 00:16:13,701 * I would have held the door for you, * 321 00:16:13,735 --> 00:16:16,904 * I would have shared my umbrella * 322 00:16:16,938 --> 00:16:23,389 * You could have held my hair back when I was sick with salmonella * 323 00:16:23,545 --> 00:16:26,881 * Sick with salmonella * 324 00:16:27,783 --> 00:16:33,654 * We could have been together, all you had to say was when * 325 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:39,960 * And though I wanted so much more I guess you'll always be my friend * 326 00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:43,497 * What might have been * 327 00:16:45,967 --> 00:16:48,736 * What might have been * 328 00:16:54,976 --> 00:16:56,811 What might have been. 329 00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:02,516 - It's good, but... - It's still missing something. 330 00:17:04,553 --> 00:17:06,654 So pretty! Oh, it's perfect! It's prefect. 331 00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:08,856 All right, let's get 'em over here now. 332 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:11,525 Oh, wait. I don't have any charge. 333 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,408 - Oh, this is her old number. - Wait, where's my phone? 334 00:17:14,596 --> 00:17:17,277 - My phone's out in the car. - I just got the 21G 335 00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:19,500 and the software won't be ready for two months. 336 00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:20,968 Um, guys? 337 00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:26,073 Wow! Now it's exactly like it was when we were kids. 338 00:17:26,508 --> 00:17:28,542 You know what would be really impulsive? 339 00:17:28,577 --> 00:17:31,879 If you and me went out and did a little evil, just the two of us. 340 00:17:32,881 --> 00:17:34,648 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 341 00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:37,751 Maybe I should just go hit on the cute jump instructor, instead. 342 00:17:37,786 --> 00:17:40,938 Hi, there. You know, one of the best things 343 00:17:40,939 --> 00:17:43,749 about being a successful scientist is that I get to meet 344 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,560 lots of attractive women, such as yourself. 345 00:17:46,595 --> 00:17:48,762 You want to know the best part about being a jump instructor? 346 00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:50,664 What? 347 00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:57,872 Hey, Perry the Platypus. 348 00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:01,909 Okay, Perry the Platypus, that is it! 349 00:18:01,943 --> 00:18:04,678 This midlife crisis isn't nearly as much fun 350 00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:06,013 as I thought it was going to be. 351 00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:08,849 From now on, I'm sticking with my predictable boring old life 352 00:18:08,884 --> 00:18:11,619 with my predictable boring old friends. 353 00:18:11,653 --> 00:18:14,755 Oh, that reminds me, did you reserve the lanes for Thursday night? 354 00:18:20,829 --> 00:18:22,663 Linda! I don't know what's come over me, 355 00:18:22,697 --> 00:18:25,900 but I'm starting to get the most wild and uninhibited ideas! 356 00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:27,935 You know how every day for the last 20 years 357 00:18:27,969 --> 00:18:30,504 I've relaxed with a nice cup of Earl Grey? 358 00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:33,908 Well, not today, Linda! Today, I'm pulling out all the stops! 359 00:18:33,942 --> 00:18:37,545 - Darjeeling! - You are a madman. 360 00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:57,498 What you doing? 361 00:19:00,602 --> 00:19:02,636 Is this step taken? 362 00:19:02,671 --> 00:19:04,838 I actually came by to... say goodbye to you. 363 00:19:04,873 --> 00:19:05,873 Off to school, huh? 364 00:19:05,907 --> 00:19:08,576 Yeah, I'm going two weeks early because I'm an RA, 365 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:11,645 and in soccer, debate camp, student government... 366 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:15,749 - Yeah, I haven't seen you all summer. - I've been busy. 367 00:19:17,686 --> 00:19:20,454 You know, uh, Baljeet said something funny. 368 00:19:20,488 --> 00:19:22,690 He said you had a crush on me back in grade school. 369 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:26,460 Oh, yeah. I had a big crush on you. 370 00:19:26,494 --> 00:19:28,462 Wow! I had no idea. 371 00:19:28,496 --> 00:19:31,465 Really? I thought I was being so obvious. 372 00:19:31,499 --> 00:19:34,602 Absolutely clueless. Sorry. 373 00:19:34,936 --> 00:19:36,904 I sort of gave up when we got to high school. 374 00:19:36,938 --> 00:19:41,335 Yeah, I think that's when I started having a thing for you. 375 00:19:43,812 --> 00:19:48,716 - Well, that's unfortunate timing. - Yep. 376 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,851 - You're off to college. - TriState State. 377 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,461 Have you decided where you're going yet? 378 00:19:54,556 --> 00:19:57,591 You know what? I just did. 379 00:19:57,993 --> 00:20:00,828 - Oh. Huh. - Hey, what's wro... Oh, shoot. 380 00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:03,408 I'm sorry. Wrong letter. 381 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,800 Well, I guess I'll see you in two weeks. 382 00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:09,803 Yes. Yes, you will. 383 00:20:11,673 --> 00:20:13,674 It's about time! 384 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,777 We have been trying to get you two together all day! 385 00:20:16,811 --> 00:20:18,946 - You guys are the best. - So what did I miss? 386 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:21,649 It was as if love had kicked them both in the face. 387 00:20:21,683 --> 00:20:22,816 Yeah? Called it! 388 00:20:22,951 --> 00:20:24,652 I'm going to miss you guys! 389 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:39,633 - See ya. - In two weeks. 390 00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:42,202 Eh, I've waited this long. 391 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,709 So, TriState State, huh? 392 00:20:49,577 --> 00:20:50,577 Good choice. 393 00:20:51,613 --> 00:20:53,313 Hey, Ferbs, you ready? 394 00:20:54,382 --> 00:20:55,949 - Hi, Phineas! - Hi, Nessa. 395 00:20:55,984 --> 00:20:56,984 Where are you guys going? 396 00:20:57,018 --> 00:20:59,620 Oh, Ferb's taking me out for Ukrainian food. 397 00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:00,754 Can we drop you anywhere? 398 00:21:01,056 --> 00:21:03,824 Hmm... as a matter of fact... 399 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:13,667 Phineas! 400 00:21:14,803 --> 00:21:17,638 - What are you doing? - This. 401 00:21:22,944 --> 00:21:25,378 I never knew she had a thing for him. 402 00:21:25,613 --> 00:21:27,915 - Seriously? - No, I'm just messing with you. 403 00:21:27,949 --> 00:21:29,716 Everyone knew. 404 00:21:31,653 --> 00:21:34,555 Well, that was worth the wait. 405 00:21:34,589 --> 00:21:35,956 Yes. Yes, it was. 406 00:21:37,892 --> 00:21:40,561 I can't believe it. 407 00:21:40,595 --> 00:21:44,531 It seems like only yesterday we were drawing our first doodles of these kids 408 00:21:44,566 --> 00:21:46,700 - on the place mats of that... - Yeah, I, I know, it's a... 409 00:21:46,735 --> 00:21:48,702 - It's a sweet episode. - Now they're, they're growing up... 410 00:21:48,737 --> 00:21:51,241 - And going to college... - But it's... it is really... 411 00:21:51,647 --> 00:21:52,873 It's just a cartoon. And just... 412 00:21:52,907 --> 00:21:55,542 - Why? - Um... 413 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:59,546 You know, I got a thing. I'm gonna... 414 00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:02,415 They're growing up. 415 00:22:02,919 --> 00:22:07,242 * I could have been your girlfriend * 416 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:10,457 * I could have been your fella * 417 00:22:10,492 --> 00:22:16,597 - # We might have been an item # - # They would have called us Phinabella # 418 00:22:16,631 --> 00:22:19,366 * I would have held the door for you, * 419 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,236 * I would have shared my umbrella * 420 00:22:22,637 --> 00:22:28,542 * You could have held my hair back when I was sick with salmonella * 421 00:22:28,576 --> 00:22:31,678 * Sick with salmonella * 422 00:22:31,713 --> 00:22:34,014 Oh, get a grip, Swampy. 423 00:22:34,115 --> 00:22:37,415 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~