1 00:00:03,973 --> 00:00:07,042 * There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation * 2 00:00:07,044 --> 00:00:09,511 * and school comes along just to end it * 3 00:00:09,513 --> 00:00:12,848 * So the annual problem for our generation * 4 00:00:12,850 --> 00:00:15,550 * is finding a good way to spend it * 5 00:00:15,552 --> 00:00:17,185 * Like maybe * 6 00:00:17,187 --> 00:00:19,488 * Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy * 7 00:00:19,490 --> 00:00:21,990 * or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 8 00:00:21,992 --> 00:00:24,359 * Discovering something that doesn't exist * 9 00:00:24,361 --> 00:00:25,331 Hey! 10 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,496 * Or giving a monkey a shower * 11 00:00:28,084 --> 00:00:29,318 * Surfing tidal waves * 12 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:32,146 * Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain * 13 00:00:32,181 --> 00:00:33,001 It's over here! 14 00:00:33,003 --> 00:00:35,370 * Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent * 15 00:00:35,372 --> 00:00:37,537 * Or driving our sister insane * 16 00:00:37,572 --> 00:00:38,540 Phineas! 17 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:40,809 * As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do * 18 00:00:40,811 --> 00:00:42,477 * before school starts this fall * 19 00:00:42,478 --> 00:00:43,778 Come on, Perry. 20 00:00:43,979 --> 00:00:48,852 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 21 00:00:48,887 --> 00:00:54,270 * So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! * 22 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:58,160 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 23 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:01,624 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 24 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,481 - Hey, I'm Dan. - And I'm Swampy. 25 00:01:06,515 --> 00:01:09,117 We're the co-creators of Phineas and Ferb. 26 00:01:09,151 --> 00:01:11,486 - The show that you're probably watching right now. - Hopefully. 27 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,089 We get letters from kids all over the world 28 00:01:14,123 --> 00:01:17,525 - asking us questions about the show, that we... - No, that's, that's not actually true. 29 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,228 We don't get a lot of actual physical "written on paper" letters. 30 00:01:20,262 --> 00:01:22,097 - What we get is a lot of emails... - No, no, that's true. 31 00:01:22,131 --> 00:01:24,572 - Digital, electronic. - Yeah, actually all of the emails 32 00:01:24,573 --> 00:01:28,069 we've ever received fit on this flash drive right here. 33 00:01:28,104 --> 00:01:29,337 But that's not as impressive as... 34 00:01:29,371 --> 00:01:32,073 No, this stack of, of letters here is much more impressive. 35 00:01:32,108 --> 00:01:34,209 This is a prop, though, made mostly of, uh, 36 00:01:34,243 --> 00:01:36,144 - foam, fiberglass, that kind of thing. - Yeah. 37 00:01:36,178 --> 00:01:39,214 Not to say that we don't actually get letters from people, 38 00:01:39,248 --> 00:01:41,316 physical letters, uh, like, uh, this one is for, 39 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:45,053 for instance, from, from Becky. This is a question we get all the time. 40 00:01:45,087 --> 00:01:48,289 "Are we ever going to see Perry the Platypus get a girlfriend?" 41 00:01:48,324 --> 00:01:49,357 No. 42 00:01:49,391 --> 00:01:51,059 - No, not gonna happen. - No. 43 00:01:51,093 --> 00:01:55,163 Here's another one. This one is from, uh, Donny. 44 00:01:55,197 --> 00:01:59,067 It says, "Are we ever going to see Phineas and Ferb as teenagers?" 45 00:01:59,101 --> 00:02:02,237 - Yes. Yes we are. - In fact, we're gonna see it right now. 46 00:02:02,271 --> 00:02:05,273 This episode is set 10 years in the future, so don't let it confuse you. 47 00:02:05,307 --> 00:02:07,442 Actually to, to avoid confusion, let's, uh, 48 00:02:07,476 --> 00:02:10,411 let's just synchronize our calendars right... 49 00:02:10,446 --> 00:02:11,712 Now. 50 00:02:12,514 --> 00:02:14,515 I'm running out of time, Ferb. 51 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:16,217 I gotta choose a school. 52 00:02:16,251 --> 00:02:17,685 Do I stay local or go abroad? 53 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,254 Trade school? Art school? 54 00:02:20,289 --> 00:02:22,323 Come on, Ferb. Help me make a decision. 55 00:02:23,525 --> 00:02:24,592 Get in the booth. 56 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:27,295 Oh, cool, all my college acceptance letters. 57 00:02:27,329 --> 00:02:29,564 I guess we're gonna let fate decide this one. 58 00:02:33,502 --> 00:02:34,535 Okay. 59 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:37,638 Kjobstaad Academy. Uh, which one was that again? 60 00:02:37,673 --> 00:02:41,368 Mmm... Great Physics department. Norway. 61 00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:44,276 Hmm. Don't feel I'm ready for those cold winters. 62 00:02:47,483 --> 00:02:49,717 Okay, Comedy Traffic School. 63 00:02:50,519 --> 00:02:52,320 Well, if it's fate... 64 00:02:53,355 --> 00:02:55,373 Yeah, things seemed a lot easier when we were 65 00:02:55,374 --> 00:02:57,392 young and just waiting for our voices to drop. 66 00:02:57,693 --> 00:02:59,293 Hey, guys! 67 00:02:59,328 --> 00:03:01,729 Oh! Something was caught in my throat! 68 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,698 So, still trying to figure out where to go to school? 69 00:03:03,732 --> 00:03:05,233 Working on it. 70 00:03:05,267 --> 00:03:07,535 I was just giving Buford some pointers on collegiate life. 71 00:03:07,569 --> 00:03:10,505 Since I've already graduated and been accepted as a professor, 72 00:03:10,539 --> 00:03:13,274 I could pull some strings and get him into my school. 73 00:03:13,308 --> 00:03:15,610 Just think, Buford, you could be my student! 74 00:03:15,644 --> 00:03:18,446 - I would be the boss of you! - Don't get too excited. 75 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,582 I'm going to film school. I'm concentrating on tragedies. 76 00:03:21,617 --> 00:03:24,552 The story of a struggling orphan's transcendental search 77 00:03:24,586 --> 00:03:27,522 for meaning in a post-apocalyptic society. 78 00:03:27,656 --> 00:03:30,658 - It sounds pretentious. - Thank you. 79 00:03:30,692 --> 00:03:33,227 So, Ferb, you're off to school in England? 80 00:03:33,262 --> 00:03:35,229 Yeah, he's going to Camford on Oxbury. 81 00:03:35,397 --> 00:03:37,365 "Camford on Oxbury." 82 00:03:37,399 --> 00:03:40,568 - It sounds like a wizard school. - It's not a wizard school. 83 00:03:40,602 --> 00:03:43,438 - Well, there is some wizarding. - Phineas, why don't you just go there? 84 00:03:43,472 --> 00:03:45,606 Or why not go where Candace goes to school? 85 00:03:45,641 --> 00:03:47,508 Law school? I don't know. 86 00:03:47,676 --> 00:03:49,494 And that concludes my dissertation 87 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:51,972 on modern investigative techniques for establishing 88 00:03:51,973 --> 00:03:54,449 proof of guilt with or without physical evidence. 89 00:03:54,616 --> 00:03:57,718 Spectacular! I've never had a student convince me 90 00:03:57,753 --> 00:04:00,388 of something so completely baseless before! 91 00:04:00,422 --> 00:04:02,256 Now I feel like busting someone. 92 00:04:02,424 --> 00:04:05,426 Yeah, I don't know if Candace's school is the place for me. 93 00:04:05,461 --> 00:04:07,528 Forget the booth. I'm gonna go with my gut. 94 00:04:07,563 --> 00:04:11,399 It's between these two, Danville U and TriState State. 95 00:04:11,433 --> 00:04:15,236 Both really good schools. Looks like I have some thinking to do. 96 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:18,573 Hey, the epic struggle of a triangle-headed boy 97 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:20,675 to choose between two schools. 98 00:04:20,709 --> 00:04:23,724 - Pretentious alert. - And again, thank you. 99 00:04:28,317 --> 00:04:30,685 Sir! It's the old Evil Scientist Alert System. 100 00:04:30,719 --> 00:04:32,637 It's showing Inator activity 101 00:04:32,638 --> 00:04:37,692 - on a Doctor Dooferdsmits. - Doofenshmirtz? Great googly moogly! 102 00:04:37,726 --> 00:04:39,460 I thought he'd give up his evil ways 103 00:04:39,495 --> 00:04:41,696 when we placed him as a high school science teacher. 104 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:44,332 Well, it's too bad Monogram isn't around to see this. 105 00:04:44,366 --> 00:04:47,235 Well, sir, he's gone to a better place. 106 00:04:47,402 --> 00:04:48,436 Yeah. 107 00:04:50,372 --> 00:04:52,340 Oh, what the heck! I'm gonna call him. 108 00:04:54,309 --> 00:04:56,711 - Monogram. - How've you been, sir? 109 00:04:56,745 --> 00:05:01,415 Carl! I'm great! Bora Bora really is a better place. 110 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:03,451 - How've you been, man? - I've been well. 111 00:05:03,619 --> 00:05:06,220 Guess who's just set off the Inator alert? 112 00:05:06,255 --> 00:05:07,321 - Doofenshmirtz? - Yeah. 113 00:05:07,523 --> 00:05:09,390 Just like old times. 114 00:05:09,424 --> 00:05:12,175 - Well, tell him "hi" from me. - Of course! 115 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:15,630 Agent P. 116 00:05:16,765 --> 00:05:19,467 No, it's not bowling night! It's Doofenshmirtz. 117 00:05:19,601 --> 00:05:21,669 He's activated the Inator alert system. 118 00:05:21,703 --> 00:05:24,725 We think he may have returned to evil! 119 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:33,514 So I heard Isabella is off to TriState State. 120 00:05:33,549 --> 00:05:35,416 Oh, wow, really? Huh. 121 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:36,684 I haven't seen much of her this summer. 122 00:05:36,718 --> 00:05:39,287 Why do parents buy such weird food? 123 00:05:39,321 --> 00:05:41,689 Everything's light, low, non, free or diet. 124 00:05:42,324 --> 00:05:44,258 - So she's leaving? - Yes. 125 00:05:44,359 --> 00:05:46,427 Huh, I always thought the two of you would end up together. 126 00:05:46,461 --> 00:05:49,363 I wish! I am so in the friend zone there. 127 00:05:49,398 --> 00:05:50,598 You are kidding, right? 128 00:05:50,732 --> 00:05:53,501 You do know she had a giant crush on you for ages? 129 00:05:53,635 --> 00:05:57,605 - Uh, no? - Oh, come on, it was so obvious. 130 00:05:57,639 --> 00:06:00,374 She came over to your house every day for 11 years 131 00:06:00,409 --> 00:06:01,776 just to see what you were doing. 132 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:05,313 When she looked at you, her pupils actually formed little hearts. 133 00:06:05,347 --> 00:06:07,481 Like, I do not know how that is physically possible. 134 00:06:07,516 --> 00:06:09,517 She changed her eyeballs! 135 00:06:09,551 --> 00:06:12,155 Wha... I don't believe it. Ferb? 136 00:06:12,287 --> 00:06:13,354 Mmm. 137 00:06:13,388 --> 00:06:14,622 Uh, why didn't you guys ever tell me? 138 00:06:14,656 --> 00:06:17,525 We are guys. We do not talk about feelings. 139 00:06:20,395 --> 00:06:22,196 Did you see the new car Irving got? 140 00:06:22,231 --> 00:06:24,632 - Can we eat yet? I'm starving. - Um, I'm sorry. 141 00:06:24,666 --> 00:06:26,500 I feel like my brain is broken. 142 00:06:26,535 --> 00:06:29,203 I gotta think. I'm gonna take a walk. 143 00:06:29,238 --> 00:06:33,274 - Uh, see you, guys. - Hmm, maybe it is not too late. 144 00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:34,642 We should try to get them together. 145 00:06:34,676 --> 00:06:37,278 You know, before Isabella leaves for school. 146 00:06:37,713 --> 00:06:39,280 Yeah, all right. 147 00:06:39,314 --> 00:06:42,283 * Doofenshmirtz Mmm Incorporated * 148 00:06:44,453 --> 00:06:46,687 Perry the Platypus! Is it Thursday already? 149 00:06:46,722 --> 00:06:49,974 Hmm, well, let me go get my shoes and my ball and then... 150 00:06:49,975 --> 00:06:51,359 Wait, where's your stuff? 151 00:06:52,394 --> 00:06:53,594 Huh? 152 00:06:53,629 --> 00:06:56,402 Oh, no, that's not evil, so, so I don't think it counts. 153 00:06:56,437 --> 00:06:58,466 Oh, wait a minute. Did I set off the Inator alert? 154 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,700 Oh, that is so funny! 155 00:06:59,735 --> 00:07:01,602 Probably scared the heck out of Commander Carl, huh? 156 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,638 Oh, I know, it can look intimidating. 157 00:07:03,672 --> 00:07:05,640 But there's no reason to be afraid. It isn't evil. 158 00:07:05,674 --> 00:07:07,408 It isn't even the Inator. 159 00:07:07,442 --> 00:07:09,310 The Inator is this gold chain. 160 00:07:09,344 --> 00:07:11,612 Once it's charged, I'm going to put it around my neck 161 00:07:11,647 --> 00:07:14,415 and it will activate the insecurity parts of my brain 162 00:07:14,449 --> 00:07:17,551 and trigger a full-blown midlife crisis. 163 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:19,587 Allow me to explain in song. 164 00:07:22,624 --> 00:07:25,493 * All my friends have spray-on tans * 165 00:07:25,527 --> 00:07:28,529 * And they get back together with their old rock bands * 166 00:07:28,563 --> 00:07:31,632 * Guess their bland old lives are now filled with spices * 167 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:34,669 * They are having a midlife crisis * 168 00:07:34,703 --> 00:07:38,272 * They're all getting sports cars and new toupees * 169 00:07:38,307 --> 00:07:41,242 * They are borrowing against their IRAs * 170 00:07:41,276 --> 00:07:43,644 * I've always had more than my share of vices * 171 00:07:43,679 --> 00:07:47,381 * But I never had a midlife crisis * 172 00:07:47,416 --> 00:07:50,217 * I'm sick and tired of being out of the game * 173 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:53,354 * Everyone's so discontent I wish I felt the same * 174 00:07:53,388 --> 00:07:56,223 * It's not like my life has been a total delight * 175 00:07:56,258 --> 00:08:00,261 * But something must be wrong 'cause I feel all right * 176 00:08:00,295 --> 00:08:01,662 Kazoo solo! 177 00:08:14,242 --> 00:08:17,211 * But now with my Inator I can be the same * 178 00:08:17,245 --> 00:08:20,314 * My crisis will put all other crises to shame * 179 00:08:20,349 --> 00:08:23,250 * I'm telling you now that it's gonna be twice * 180 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:26,253 * As good as any big gut suckin' * 181 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:29,423 * Sports car buyin' self-deludin' * 182 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:32,393 * Comb-over tryin' skinny jean wearin' * 183 00:08:32,427 --> 00:08:35,429 * Wrinkle denyin' bucket listin' * 184 00:08:35,464 --> 00:08:39,467 * Gray hair dyein' existential mid-life crisis * 185 00:08:40,837 --> 00:08:43,671 So just let me get this thing charged up and we'll be on our way. 186 00:08:47,576 --> 00:08:48,609 Ready? 187 00:08:53,448 --> 00:08:56,350 Oh, wow! I feel pretty energized! 188 00:08:56,385 --> 00:08:59,754 I want to do something exciting and fun, and also incredibly stupid! 189 00:08:59,788 --> 00:09:02,556 Come on, Perry the Platypus, let's go have an adventure. 190 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,261 Ginger, are you texting Baljeet again? 191 00:09:07,295 --> 00:09:09,296 Yeah, we're at odds deciding what movie to see later. 192 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,598 He wants to go to the one about that planet 193 00:09:10,632 --> 00:09:14,201 - and I want to see the one with that guy. - Well, don't fight about it. 194 00:09:14,236 --> 00:09:17,238 - Manipulate the situation! - Manipthewha? 195 00:09:17,272 --> 00:09:19,340 Okay, ladies, listen up. 196 00:09:19,374 --> 00:09:22,293 Pretend you don't care about your movie, but then hint that 197 00:09:22,294 --> 00:09:25,212 it's playing at the theater next to the froyo place he likes. 198 00:09:25,247 --> 00:09:28,482 The seed is planted, and he'll think it's his idea to go there. 199 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,217 Hi, guys! Food's up! 200 00:09:30,485 --> 00:09:32,987 Aw! Just think, this may be the last time 201 00:09:32,988 --> 00:09:35,489 I'm stuffing your faces before I'm off to school. 202 00:09:35,524 --> 00:09:36,590 I got it, Mom! 203 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:38,292 Anyway, enjoy! 204 00:09:38,326 --> 00:09:40,223 Gotta treat my Fireside Girl alums right! 205 00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:42,663 Hey, hey! Baljeet says okay to my movie. 206 00:09:42,697 --> 00:09:45,399 Mmm-hmm. Works every time. 207 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:48,569 - Where is Baljeet, anyway? - Oh, he's over at Phineas'. 208 00:09:49,237 --> 00:09:50,404 Oh, Phineas. 209 00:09:50,572 --> 00:09:53,507 It's too bad Isabella and Phineas never got together. 210 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:56,310 Yeah, I always thought they were meant for each other. 211 00:09:56,445 --> 00:10:00,481 - Look at her, working so hard. - Do we have chopped liver? 212 00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:02,216 What do you think this place is, chopped li... 213 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,284 Uh, that doesn't really work. 214 00:10:03,318 --> 00:10:05,619 She doesn't have time to manipulate a situation 215 00:10:05,654 --> 00:10:07,655 where she and Phineas can get together. 216 00:10:07,689 --> 00:10:11,459 - But we do! - Hey, Speedy Thumbs, text Lover Boy 217 00:10:11,493 --> 00:10:13,227 and tell those guys we have a plan 218 00:10:13,261 --> 00:10:15,329 to get Isabella and Phineas together! 219 00:10:16,598 --> 00:10:18,566 - Ginger texting you again? - Yes. 220 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,235 The girls want to get Phineas and Isabella together. 221 00:10:21,269 --> 00:10:24,438 - Wasn't that our idea? - Yes. But now I've got to write her back 222 00:10:24,473 --> 00:10:27,508 in a passive way that makes her think it's really her idea. 223 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:29,643 She is trying to manipulate the situation. 224 00:10:30,612 --> 00:10:31,912 It is how we love. 225 00:10:32,314 --> 00:10:34,448 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 226 00:10:34,483 --> 00:10:37,407 How's the dye job holding up, Perry the Platypus? 227 00:10:38,353 --> 00:10:39,453 Isn't this great? 228 00:10:39,488 --> 00:10:41,589 If I had known it was this much fun... 229 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,728 Hey, this is one of those fancy sailing yachts! 230 00:10:47,762 --> 00:10:49,663 We could sail around the world in this thing! 231 00:10:49,698 --> 00:10:52,633 We could, we could visit exotic ports, fight pirates! 232 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:54,635 We'd be like a couple of seafaring Huck Finns 233 00:10:54,669 --> 00:10:57,236 and the ocean would be our home... 234 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,375 Or maybe we could wrestle alligators! 235 00:11:01,409 --> 00:11:04,278 No, wait! Even better, sports car! 236 00:11:07,415 --> 00:11:09,450 Here, let me get that for you, Nana Shapiro. 237 00:11:09,484 --> 00:11:10,584 Phineas Flynn! 238 00:11:10,619 --> 00:11:14,321 Oh, look at you, so tall and handsome, and going to college I hear. 239 00:11:14,356 --> 00:11:17,224 Oh, how time flies. Where are you going to school? 240 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:18,425 I haven't really decided. 241 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,262 Isabella came over to say goodbye this morning. 242 00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:22,363 - She's off to... - This morning? 243 00:11:22,397 --> 00:11:23,664 But her school doesn't start for two more weeks. 244 00:11:23,698 --> 00:11:26,467 Oh, honey, didn't you know? She's leaving today. 245 00:11:26,501 --> 00:11:27,601 As soon as she's done with work. 246 00:11:27,636 --> 00:11:29,436 - Something about needing to... - Today?! 247 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,672 - But... - Phineas, look at me. 248 00:11:31,706 --> 00:11:33,574 If you have anything you need to say to her, 249 00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:35,676 you'd better get over to the restaurant and say it. 250 00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:38,185 Her summer is almost over. 251 00:11:38,547 --> 00:11:40,648 I... You're right. Thanks. 252 00:11:40,682 --> 00:11:44,251 - The restaurant is that way! - Thanks again. 253 00:11:48,423 --> 00:11:51,225 Isn't this fun? It's like when we were kids. 254 00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:53,994 Building stuff in Phineas and Ferb's backyard! 255 00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:57,231 We'll build the perfect dinner date for Isabella and Phineas. 256 00:11:57,265 --> 00:11:59,066 Their favorite food, music... 257 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:02,303 And when we get them to come back here and see it and each other, 258 00:12:02,337 --> 00:12:04,171 they're bound to fall madly in love 259 00:12:04,205 --> 00:12:06,173 like they were always meant to be! 260 00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:08,309 You know, you can't force these things. 261 00:12:08,343 --> 00:12:10,911 Oh, come on, we're girls! It's what we do. 262 00:12:10,946 --> 00:12:12,447 When they first walk in, we'll play 263 00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:14,866 the songs I put on this playlist. They're all about love 264 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,284 and it will trigger them to start thinking about love. 265 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,086 Then we have these streamers and balloons 266 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,354 in both of their favorite colors, 267 00:12:20,388 --> 00:12:22,389 which will stimulate the romantic centers of their brains, 268 00:12:22,424 --> 00:12:25,092 - making them think about love. - What if it doesn't? 269 00:12:25,126 --> 00:12:26,961 Well, then, we have this sign. 270 00:12:27,429 --> 00:12:30,998 Sure you don't have anything else that's more ridiculous or irresponsible? 271 00:12:31,032 --> 00:12:34,034 - Nope. This is as dumb as they come. - All right! 272 00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:35,623 Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw! 273 00:12:40,442 --> 00:12:42,009 So, what else you got? 274 00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:44,345 We've got another one just like it, but in yellow. 275 00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:45,512 You hear that? 276 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,215 It'll be like driving a really fast Ducky Momo! 277 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:52,019 Oh, yeah, it's the perfect romantic setting out there. 278 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:54,154 It will be like love kicked them both in the face. 279 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:57,542 Buford, the table looks great, but there is one thing 280 00:12:57,543 --> 00:13:00,294 - that would make it perfect. - No! No way! 281 00:13:00,328 --> 00:13:03,030 I'm not putting that stupid cupid outfit on again. 282 00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:05,366 But it worked so well for me and Mishti! 283 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,002 Oh, Mishti, Mishti, Mishti. 284 00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:09,951 Let it go, Ging. 285 00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:14,127 I think the turbo kicks in when it revs abo... Whoa! 286 00:13:17,045 --> 00:13:19,947 Oh, oh! Uh, it's okay. We're fine. 287 00:13:19,981 --> 00:13:21,915 But we do seem to have picked up a passenger. 288 00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:23,875 I'll shake it loose up here at the turn. 289 00:13:27,422 --> 00:13:31,325 Now, drive safely, sweetheart. And call me when you get to school. 290 00:13:31,359 --> 00:13:33,027 Okay, Mom. 291 00:13:33,061 --> 00:13:36,196 I'm very proud of you and will miss you so much! 292 00:13:36,231 --> 00:13:39,933 - I'll miss you too, Mom. - Oh! I almost forgot! 293 00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:41,168 Your last paycheck. 294 00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:45,070 I love you. I'll call! 295 00:13:47,342 --> 00:13:48,409 Whoops. 296 00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:59,086 * I wanted you to see me, but for so long you were blind * 297 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:04,925 * Now it's time to face tomorrow and leave all that stuff behind * 298 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:11,165 * Of what would our lives have been like if you'd just given me a sign * 299 00:14:11,199 --> 00:14:18,138 * 'Cause I like you more than every other thing I like combined * 300 00:14:18,973 --> 00:14:25,045 * I spent so many summers hoping something would begin * 301 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:31,151 * I thought that I was over you, but here I am again * 302 00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:34,421 * What might have been * 303 00:14:45,066 --> 00:14:48,235 - Phineas, honey, how are you? - Hi, Mrs. Garcia Shapiro. 304 00:14:48,269 --> 00:14:51,939 - Uh, is Isabella here? - Oh, no, sweetie, she's gone. 305 00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:54,208 Gone, like, driving-car-school gone? 306 00:14:54,242 --> 00:14:56,043 Yes, you just missed her. 307 00:14:56,077 --> 00:14:58,078 It's too bad you didn't get to see her off. 308 00:14:58,113 --> 00:15:01,873 You know, since you were a kid, she's had a huge crush on you. 309 00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:04,417 I wish I had known. 310 00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:14,094 * I can't believe that all this time you never said a word * 311 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:20,334 * Although it's possible you did and I just never heard * 312 00:15:20,368 --> 00:15:26,206 * I never even noticed I guess I wasn't that alert * 313 00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:33,213 * But I must say that in retrospect you were being quite overt * 314 00:15:34,082 --> 00:15:39,386 * And now our endless summer is finally coming to an end * 315 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:46,393 * I tried to make the most of everyday, but now the years just seem misspent * 316 00:15:46,427 --> 00:15:50,130 * What might have been * 317 00:15:59,974 --> 00:16:02,342 * I could have been your girlfriend * 318 00:16:02,377 --> 00:16:05,345 * I could have been your fella * 319 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:11,318 - # We might have been an item # - # They would have called us Phinabella # 320 00:16:11,352 --> 00:16:14,121 * I would have held the door for you, * 321 00:16:14,155 --> 00:16:17,324 * I would have shared my umbrella * 322 00:16:17,358 --> 00:16:23,809 * You could have held my hair back when I was sick with salmonella * 323 00:16:23,965 --> 00:16:27,301 * Sick with salmonella * 324 00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:34,074 * We could have been together, all you had to say was when * 325 00:16:34,108 --> 00:16:40,380 * And though I wanted so much more I guess you'll always be my friend * 326 00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:43,917 * What might have been * 327 00:16:46,387 --> 00:16:49,156 * What might have been * 328 00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:57,231 What might have been. 329 00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:02,936 - It's good, but... - It's still missing something. 330 00:17:04,973 --> 00:17:07,074 So pretty! Oh, it's perfect! It's prefect. 331 00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:09,276 All right, let's get 'em over here now. 332 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,945 Oh, wait. I don't have any charge. 333 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:14,828 - Oh, this is her old number. - Wait, where's my phone? 334 00:17:15,016 --> 00:17:17,697 - My phone's out in the car. - I just got the 21G 335 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,920 and the software won't be ready for two months. 336 00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:21,388 Um, guys? 337 00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:26,493 Wow! Now it's exactly like it was when we were kids. 338 00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:28,962 You know what would be really impulsive? 339 00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:32,299 If you and me went out and did a little evil, just the two of us. 340 00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:35,068 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 341 00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:38,171 Maybe I should just go hit on the cute jump instructor, instead. 342 00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:41,358 Hi, there. You know, one of the best things 343 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:44,169 about being a successful scientist is that I get to meet 344 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:46,980 lots of attractive women, such as yourself. 345 00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:49,182 You want to know the best part about being a jump instructor? 346 00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:51,084 What? 347 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:58,292 Hey, Perry the Platypus. 348 00:18:00,261 --> 00:18:02,329 Okay, Perry the Platypus, that is it! 349 00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:05,098 This midlife crisis isn't nearly as much fun 350 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,433 as I thought it was going to be. 351 00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:09,269 From now on, I'm sticking with my predictable boring old life 352 00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:12,039 with my predictable boring old friends. 353 00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:15,175 Oh, that reminds me, did you reserve the lanes for Thursday night? 354 00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:23,083 Linda! I don't know what's come over me, 355 00:18:23,117 --> 00:18:26,320 but I'm starting to get the most wild and uninhibited ideas! 356 00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:28,355 You know how every day for the last 20 years 357 00:18:28,389 --> 00:18:30,924 I've relaxed with a nice cup of Earl Grey? 358 00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:34,328 Well, not today, Linda! Today, I'm pulling out all the stops! 359 00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:37,965 - Darjeeling! - You are a madman. 360 00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:57,918 What you doing? 361 00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:03,056 Is this step taken? 362 00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:05,258 I actually came by to... say goodbye to you. 363 00:19:05,293 --> 00:19:06,293 Off to school, huh? 364 00:19:06,327 --> 00:19:08,996 Yeah, I'm going two weeks early because I'm an RA, 365 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:12,065 and in soccer, debate camp, student government... 366 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:16,169 - Yeah, I haven't seen you all summer. - I've been busy. 367 00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:20,874 You know, uh, Baljeet said something funny. 368 00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:23,110 He said you had a crush on me back in grade school. 369 00:19:23,144 --> 00:19:26,880 Oh, yeah. I had a big crush on you. 370 00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:28,882 Wow! I had no idea. 371 00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:31,885 Really? I thought I was being so obvious. 372 00:19:31,919 --> 00:19:35,022 Absolutely clueless. Sorry. 373 00:19:35,356 --> 00:19:37,324 I sort of gave up when we got to high school. 374 00:19:37,358 --> 00:19:41,755 Yeah, I think that's when I started having a thing for you. 375 00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:49,136 - Well, that's unfortunate timing. - Yep. 376 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:51,271 - You're off to college. - TriState State. 377 00:19:51,305 --> 00:19:53,881 Have you decided where you're going yet? 378 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:58,011 You know what? I just did. 379 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:01,248 - Oh. Huh. - Hey, what's wro... Oh, shoot. 380 00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:03,828 I'm sorry. Wrong letter. 381 00:20:05,053 --> 00:20:07,220 Well, I guess I'll see you in two weeks. 382 00:20:07,255 --> 00:20:10,223 Yes. Yes, you will. 383 00:20:12,093 --> 00:20:14,094 It's about time! 384 00:20:14,128 --> 00:20:17,197 We have been trying to get you two together all day! 385 00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:19,366 - You guys are the best. - So what did I miss? 386 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,069 It was as if love had kicked them both in the face. 387 00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:23,236 Yeah? Called it! 388 00:20:23,371 --> 00:20:25,072 I'm going to miss you guys! 389 00:20:37,385 --> 00:20:40,053 - See ya. - In two weeks. 390 00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:42,622 Eh, I've waited this long. 391 00:20:47,128 --> 00:20:49,129 So, TriState State, huh? 392 00:20:49,997 --> 00:20:50,997 Good choice. 393 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,733 Hey, Ferbs, you ready? 394 00:20:54,802 --> 00:20:56,369 - Hi, Phineas! - Hi, Nessa. 395 00:20:56,404 --> 00:20:57,404 Where are you guys going? 396 00:20:57,438 --> 00:21:00,040 Oh, Ferb's taking me out for Ukrainian food. 397 00:21:00,074 --> 00:21:01,174 Can we drop you anywhere? 398 00:21:01,476 --> 00:21:04,244 Hmm... as a matter of fact... 399 00:21:13,087 --> 00:21:14,087 Phineas! 400 00:21:15,223 --> 00:21:18,058 - What are you doing? - This. 401 00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:25,798 I never knew she had a thing for him. 402 00:21:26,033 --> 00:21:28,335 - Seriously? - No, I'm just messing with you. 403 00:21:28,369 --> 00:21:30,136 Everyone knew. 404 00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,975 Well, that was worth the wait. 405 00:21:35,009 --> 00:21:36,376 Yes. Yes, it was. 406 00:21:38,312 --> 00:21:40,981 I can't believe it. 407 00:21:41,015 --> 00:21:44,951 It seems like only yesterday we were drawing our first doodles of these kids 408 00:21:44,986 --> 00:21:47,120 - on the place mats of that... - Yeah, I, I know, it's a... 409 00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:49,122 - It's a sweet episode. - Now they're, they're growing up... 410 00:21:49,157 --> 00:21:51,661 - And going to college... - But it's... it is really... 411 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,293 It's just a cartoon. And just... 412 00:21:53,327 --> 00:21:55,962 - Why? - Um... 413 00:21:56,464 --> 00:21:59,966 You know, I got a thing. I'm gonna... 414 00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:02,835 They're growing up. 415 00:22:03,339 --> 00:22:07,662 * I could have been your girlfriend * 416 00:22:07,713 --> 00:22:10,877 * I could have been your fella * 417 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:17,017 - # We might have been an item # - # They would have called us Phinabella # 418 00:22:17,051 --> 00:22:19,786 * I would have held the door for you, * 419 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:22,656 * I would have shared my umbrella * 420 00:22:23,057 --> 00:22:28,962 * You could have held my hair back when I was sick with salmonella * 421 00:22:28,996 --> 00:22:32,098 * Sick with salmonella * 422 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,434 Oh, get a grip, Swampy. 423 00:22:34,535 --> 00:22:37,835 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~