It's not exactly a punishable offense.
Oh, but it will be! It will be!
Think of it this way, Candace,
the faster I shop, the sooner I come home to bust the boys!
What are we waiting for? Come on, come on! Chop-chop!
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Okay, Isabella, eep your eye on the ball!
- Whoa! Great hit! - Power hitter patch, check!
Your analysis of the pitch's angle and trajectory was most impressive.
Only you can nerdify a great sport like baseball.
Buford, hitting a baseball involves the basic principles
of velocity, force and geometry.
Buford: You're visualizing numbers in the air again, aren't ya?
Ferb, I know whate we're gonna do today.
We can use geometric algorithms to build the ultimate batting challenge.
- Well? - It's not as bad when he does it.
I cannot argue. So, where is Perry?
Oh, he's at home.
He's not doing much. What's over here?
Morning, Agent P. As you can see, I, uh,
I've had a little shaving mishap with this defective electric razor.
Just not comfortable with my eyebrows moving independently of each other.
Carl: But you are rockin' the reverse mohawk, sir.
Get with it, Carl. The hip kids refer to it as a "hawkmo."
Anyhow, Agent P, retail stores all across the Tri-State area
are reporting a huge influx of returned faulty items and coincidentally,
Doofenshmirtz has been spotted at customer service counters.
I have a hunch that these two unrelated things may just be related!
Now go find out if Doofenshmirtz has anything to do with this.
Also, find out if anyone is actually calling it a "hawkmo."
And if not, please get that started.
Candace: Ugh, this is taking forever!
We'll never get home in time to bust the boys!
I'll tell you what. How about you shop for your own things
- and then meet me at the register? - Ooh, great idea!
Hygiene! Here we are.
Okay, lip wax, pimple cream, fungal cream.
Wow! Running out of all my most embarrassing
personal hygiene products on the same day.
Ooh, right, deodorant!
Oh, now, which Ducky Momo deadorant I use?
Hmm. Well, there's only one way to be sure.
Jeremy: Hey, Candace! What you doing?
Uh... Hey, Jeremy.
Um, yeah, I'm just trying to reach the top shelf.
Allow me. Here we go. One nose-hair clipper.
Do you want me to put it in your basket?
No! I mean... that's not my stuff.
That's my Mom's! I was shopping for my Mom.
Yeah, my Mom has really unruly , uh... nose hair.
Yeah, really bad, okay?
Uh, yeah, I... was on my way to the...
- the water sports section. - I didn't know you did water sports.
'Cause I'm going to the extreme water park today.
- Why don't you come? - Yeah, cool!
You know, 'cause I'm so down with the ten hanging and whatnot.
Yeah.
Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated!
A-ha! Consider yourself marked down!
Handy little shopping device, isn't it?
Anyway, you're gonna love this segue, Perry the platypus.
All of my broken inator parts were messing up the Feng Shui of my apartment.
Thanks, Larry. My Feng Shui consultant.
To keep my Chi in balance, I came up with this.
Behold! The Back-to-the-store-inator!
Now instead of waiting in those ridiculously long lines
at the return counter, I scan each item...
and presto! It's transported back to the store where I bought it!
Ow.
And here's the best part, Perry the platypus.
I get a cash refund deposited directly into my pockets.
No banking necessary.
The only flaw is that the refund comes in pennies.
You know, sometimes I don't really think through
the functionality of these things.
Jeremy: Wow, this place is intense!
- You ready, Candace? - Totally!
Who in the world designed this?
Couple kids, actually. One had a triangle head.
Wait, what? Whoo-hoo!
Welcome, sports fans!
We have a great game for you today!
It's the most extreme batting experience ever!
The game is simple.
Each level is worth 10 points.
The higher the level, the harder it gets!
The first one to hit the target at the top wins!
It's survival of the fittest, a test of wills!
Only one contestant will survive!
No, no, no, everyone will survive.
You're going down, dweeb!
I will beat you. It is a mathematical certainty.
It's extreme! It's extreme!
I don't know how extreme it is.
It's, you know, big, but it is still just a batting cage.
Let's not oversell it.
Gentlemen, start your engines!
No, no, they, they don't have engines.
Oh, oh, I guess Ferb... Ferb has an engine.
Forgot about that.
♪ It ain't mild or morate, safe or secure ♪
♪ it ain'meek or mellow, docile or demure ♪
♪ it ain't peaceful or placid, sedate or serene ♪
♪ what it is is ex, ex, ex ♪
♪ extremely extreme ♪
♪ conclusively, decidedly, exactly, for sure ♪
♪ precisely, emphatically and definitely ♪
♪ unconventionally and unambiguously ♪
♪ ex, ex, ex extremely extreme ♪
♪ extremely extreme ♪
- Uh, hello? - Candace, I've been
waiting at the checkout line for a half hour!
- Where are you? - I'm at the extreme water park with Jeremy.
What? And it never occurred to you to let me know?
- Candace: Sorry, Mom. - Well, I expect you to be home
by the time I get back to help put everything away.
Yes, Mom.
- Wanna go again? - I gotta go home.
Ah! Very resourceful, Perry the platypus!
Using coupons to cut prices!
Wait! Not my baseball card collection! Oh!
Yes! I told you genies were real, Sheila!
Wherever you are.
Aw, man. You have no idea how much that was worth!
Although judging by the jingle... Ow.
Buford and Baljeet are tied!
And Buford steps up to the batter's box!
Folks, you can cut the tension with a child-safe knife!
Phineas: Here comes the pitch. Yes!
Looking good! Looking great! Looking fantastic!
Isabella: Denied!
Baljeet eyes up the target as he steps to the plate.
Ready himself for the pitch.
And... Wow!
- What a trajectory! - Isabella: But not enough power!
Phineas: A disappointed Baljeet walks away.
Oh, it looks like this game could go into sudden death.
- It could just be a tie. - No! Sudden death!
Aw, man! Not my new flat screen!
Hey, no way! I paid way more for that TV!
Ow! Ow!
Carl: I would like to return this electric razor.
Are you sure you read the instructions, Carl?
And you're showing me boring math equations why?
Buford, these equations show that if we combine your brawn
with my brains we can conquer the final target together!
Do my ears deceive me? Are you saying we should work together?
I know! My ears cannot believe it either.
Jeremy: Looks like we made it back before your mom.
Yeah, sorry to have to rush...
I knew Phineas and Ferb were up to something!
Mom's here!
Just in time to bust the boys!
- Mom! - Don't poke the bear, Candace.
- You're in enough trouble as it is. - But, Mom...
Now let's take these inside before the frozens turn into...
Oh, shoot, I must've left the other bag at the store.
Mom! Just turn your head and look up!
But... But... But... But it's right there...
- Are those batting cages? - Come on, Jeremy.
There's still a chance to bust them.
- This better work, dweeb. - Just follow the trajectory I plotted out
and I promise we will hit the final target!
- We can do this! - Optimism makes my angry.
- Baljeet: Use it! - Phineas: Here comes the pitch!
Isabella: Whoa, it's coming at the big one!
Folks, it's the power hit of the evening! But is it good?
- Phineas: It's good! - Isabella: Whoo! Yeah!
- Ooh! - Both: Aw.
Aw, you'll bust 'em next time, tiger.
Doofenshmirtz: You know, chasing's not much of an option
with my pants full of pennies!
Ah, well, live and learn.
At least, you hit my clothes and not me.
I wonder what happens if a person...
Drusselstein! Hmm.
Curse you, Perry the platypus and my wretched, wretched life.
Wow! Way to go, guys.
I guess we can work together after all.
- I hate to say you're right. So I won't. - Fair enough.
Oh, there you are, Perry!
Safe at home.
- And what a waste. - Hey, the day's not a total loss.
We had a great time at the water park.
- Wanna go back tomorrow? - Uh, I have a confession to make.
The only reason I said I liked extreme sports
was because I was embarrassed that you caught me buying
all that hygiene stuff for myself.
Aw, nothing you do could be that embarrassing.
Oh, Jeremy.
Candace? Was that you?
It's a normal bodily function, Jeremy. Get over it.
Wait, wait, I thought it was cute!
♪ It ain't peaceful or placid, sedate or serene ♪
♪ what it is is ex, ex, ex ♪
♪ extremely extreme ♪
♪ conclusively, decidedly, exactly, for sure ♪
♪ precisely, emphatically and definitely ♪
♪ unconventionally and unambiguously ♪
♪ ex, ex, ex extremely extreme ♪
♪ extremely extreme ♪
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